#too bad i can't figure out how to make him not look like a zoomy zoomer

[sheepishly-sl]

pigeon boy

[reaper-bloodmoon]

(TSAMS Continuity AU) How To Get A Bloodlet To Take A Bath 101

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Reaper can be seen drinking some kool-aid while actually relaxing for once in front of the TV in the living room. As soon as Solar walks on by, he gags and stares down at Reaper.

Solar: Reaper, when's the last time you've had a bath??

Reaper: Uh...bath?

Solar: ...Oh my god. Okay, not dealing with a Lunar situation, come on. I'm giving you a bath.

Reaper: What?? No!!! Reaper doesn't smell that bad!

Reaper drops the cup of kool-aid on the floor before bolting off.

Solar: Reaper no come back here-!

Solar immediately started chasing after Reaper, who kept zipping around the place like a cat on zoomies. Solar kept nearly catching xem only to completely miss because Reaper had good reflexes.

Solar: Kids, a little help here?? I need to give your brother a bath!

Harvest: Which one?

Harvest peeked out of her room with half of their makeup done when Reaper zips onto her back.

Reaper: Sister, hide Reaper! Reaper doesn't want a bath nor need one!!

Harvest: Ugh, ew!! Did you not wash yourself after your hunt?! Get off and let father clean you!

Reaper: NOOOOOOO-!!!!

Solar: Gotcha ya little gremlin!

Solar's just about to yoink Reaper when Reaper bolts off again, messing up Harvest's hood, which had been accessorized even more.

Harvest: Damnit Reaper!

Solar: You gonna help me catch him now?

Harvest: Nuh uh, makeup's not done and I can't go out there not slaying...both literally and figuratively.

Solar: Ugh, of course...you just had to be the diva twin.

Harvest: Why wouldn't I be, father?

Solar: ....Whatever, Harvest.

Solar refocused on going after Reaper, who was now on top of the fridge, crying, whining and batting at anyone who passed by.

Reaper: Reaper doesn't need a bath!!!

Dazzle: But...you're all stinky.

Jack: He stinks like animal blood!

Dazzle: You didn't kill any deer, did you?

Reaper: No! Reaper refuses to kill deer now because of deer friend!

Dazzle: Yay! :3

Solar sighs and goes up to the fridge.

Solar: Reaper, it's okay, the bath isn't a bad thing, promise.

Reaper: But the water'll be too cooooold!!

Solar: No, it'll be warm. What makes you think it'll be cold?

Reaper: Every time Reaper has washed self off, the water's been cold!

Solar: ...Have you been washing yourself off in the lake and/or the ocean?

Reaper: ...Yes, why?

Solar: Reaper, I'm going to be bathing you in a tub, and it's gonna be warm because it's not direct lake and/or ocean water. It's warmed up because of the heater downstairs.

Reaper: ...But-!

Solar: No more buts, you're getting a bath.

Reaper: WEEEEEHHH-!!!!

Solar manages to reach up and grab Reaper off of the fridge and carries him up towards Sun's bathroom. Jack and Dazzle look between each other and Solar carrying Reaper before running off to go play.

[sonicasura]

Persona 5: Blast Tower Scramble

You can thank this post I stumbled upon for the further ramped up version of 'Peppino being P5 Joker's Dad. Going to get my hand on Antonblast once it comes out so there might be more whacky stuff. Enjoy.

This is similar to my original post but Peppino Spaghetti AND Anton Blast are Ren's parents. I won't go into details about how our boy is born other than it was unexpected with a side of cartoon nonsense. Universe figured might as drop a kid on them like a eldritch troll. Also considering Anton's design is partly based on Oni Masks, there is a personal headcanon that he has some Japanese heritage.

The two definitely had quite an interesting time when it came to raising Ren B(last) Spaghetti. Moles somehow joined the list of animal friends much to Anton's despair. Do know he was an exterminator at the time and the underground dwellers love to mess with him on the job.

Kid Ren said 'Too bad' so Anton has to be friendly to his son's three moles: Chomp, Scratch and A.B (short for Ankle Biter). Peppino was chuckling at the irony in the background cause his husband teased him about the rats/mice/raccoons. Maxxie, Anton's dog, doesn't really care much. Ren is like a Disney Princess but the kind who would sick his animal friends on someone.

Annie is the chaotic aunt to go with Gustavo's responsible uncle schtick. Half of the money in the swear jar is from her. (Anton makes up 38% while Peppino gets the remaining 12%.) She absolutely gave him a small hammer as a little kid and encourage him to whack his Pops Anton on the toes a few times. Or gave Ren enough sugar so he will torture his parents with a sugar rush later before babysitting time is up.

There is going to be further differences with Ren thanks to this change in parents. He looks the same as a human but in toon form, his skin is sheer lobster red. The group honestly thought Ren and his dad were Tengus for a hot second. Both are mischievously destructive after all.

I'm also in the group that supports Anton being demonic headcanon so guess whose half demon! Ren's demon nature had remained dormant for most his life as he never gotten into a situation to flare it awake. Well not for long thanks to Kaneshiro's Palace!

Ren was already feeling shitty and stressed at this point. The Palace of Avarice further eggs him on since Oni type Shadows are a common enemy throughout it so they are extra hostile in a territorial manner to him. Piggytron boss is what breaks the camel's back though.

Ren's demon form definitely takes after how Anton's is usually depicted. (Haven't made my design for him sadly. 🥲) Thick black fluffy fur covering his entire lower half alongside his upper arms, side burns to go along with his now long curly mane around the neck and go down the entire back. Goat hooves replacing his toes while his fingers are replaced for razor sharp claws.

Can't forget the Oni like fangs, serpent like tongue, long spade ending obsidian tail or black with yellow slit eyes. There are differences though as some of Ren's demon form take after Arséne/Satanael. Mainly two pairs of black feathery bat wings and large horns highlighted in glowing red fiery markings.

His friends than just obvious enemies freaked out while Ren is just screaming 'FINALLY' in his head. (The boy been trying to awaken it with some help from his four year old pink little hedgehog sister.) Other than being a 10 ft(human)/12 ft(toon) devil, Ren's personality remains mostly the same except for a touch of very affectionate puppy.

This form isn't restricted by the Velvet Room Contract as it hadn't been awake at the time. Poor Sojiro since Demon Ren is a pouncing hugger when he gets the zoomies and is HEAVY. He's also a cuddler with a steel grip so good luck with that.

Ren's demon heritage does give some credibility to his other world story. It isn't the toon part although Haru still believes him. Speaking of that, Anton wasn't happy either when Ren vanished.

How he disappears is a bit different from the original version. It been out of hatred by someone hates Peppino and Anton so malicious intent remains as the main motive. Ren still punches Shido's lights out alongside camping outside Leblanc.

Anton goes after Satan thinking he's responsible while Peppino is stuck dealing with the events of Pizza Tower. Both reunite at the final Palace in Royal and help beat up Ren's former councilor. Anton is bringing in his hammer from his new demolition job.

The Golden Pizza Cutter is joined with a Silver Hammer which summons the construction worker alongside his coworker Annie. Both are heavy hitters that prioritize in striking large groups and can shatter Physical resistances with their hammer/mace. The Thieves' Den also comes with an additional mode called Ballbreaker.

A combination of Anton's sewer adventure in Anton Ball and the game's Punchball Tournament mode. Though Pops is banned from both. He had a large problem in the past that took time to get rid of. Peppino rather not fix up his pizzeria and ban his husband again.

Anton was definitely ecstatic when he found out Ren gotten his demon form. The two absolutely roughhouse like that, often dragging a reluctant Arséne into the mayhem. It's usually done away from Peppino's Pizzeria as they rather not cause the pizza chef more trouble with repairs. Anton is a bad influence on the Phantom Thieves.

He indulges in the chaotic antics with Johanna, Zorro and Goemon usually reigning him in than just the teenagers. Anton absolutely let them join in on a few shifts at his job cause why not? Getting to wreck old abandoned buildings is a nice stress reliever for humans, half demons and Persona.

Plus he can give Ren his late Christmas present. Considering Anton uses a giant hammer while Annie has a mace, he thought his son deserved his own tool of destruction. Thus Ren becomes the proud owner to a anchor sized pickaxe! Good thing Brulo added an enchantment so he could wield it in his non-toon form.

Rip the Shadows when Ren brings out his new weapon. I don't know what's worse. Being stabbed by a knife, shot in the face, or bludgeon via giant pickaxe. Although all three can happen at the same knowing how much of a chaos agent Ren is.

Anton definitely took meeting the Persona a lot better than Peppino. If he isn't trying to cheat at Tycoon, then he indulges in an game of arm wrestling or pool. No tables were harmed when Anton went against Zorro. (Complete lie as they shattered one to splinters just like that one match with Peppino.)

He loves the insane things the Phantom Thieves get into. Anton got a translated replica of their Calling Cards and figurines from the Thieve's Den Palace Maker. He was over the moon when Futaba gave him a video recording about the time his son summoned a demon lord to kill a god on Christmas Eve.

Overall Anton ramps up the shenanigans into a chaotically explosive cocktail. Hope he doesn't overdo it as Sojiro won't hesitate to ban him from Leblanc. And Coffee Dad is armed with One Shot Medjed for extra incentive.

[dog99a9]

Dog vs human

It's been almost 10 days since I started fostering this dog. I'm entirely new to the whole owning a dog thing -- any dog, let alone a rescue dog. So, every single thing that happened, good or bad, felt like a teaching lesson. The last 10 days have really taught me a lot more than all these years dealing with people. No, seriously. Spending time with this little doggy dog made me more human than ever. Let me tell you why.

The first time I saw the fostering program ad for this dog was two months ago. I didn't put too much thought into it other than, huh, what a poor little dog. He did look happy in the pictures, though. But I can't adopt or foster him. I didn't even know how, didn't have the skills. I don't own the place that I currently live in, so any damages caused by the dog would've been incurred by me. And I live alone -- who's gonna help me to take care of the dog if I am not available?

Then days passed and I kept seeing the ad on my social feed. This same dog. Same happy face. No one decided to keep him yet. Days turned to weeks and the ad was still there. A little bit of a background, but this dog is a Shiba and it has a reputation for being an impossible breed to train and to behave nicely. Added to the fact that this is a rescue dog, which means they might have an underlying issue as to why they're abandoned and rescued in the first place.

It really did remind me of myself. The feeling of being unwanted. People would look at you and say "pass" based on their judgment or the lack thereof, though it's perfectly fair to do so. Those days when I just wished that someone would just give me a chance.

So I decided, fuck it, I'm going to be a foster for him. And it's not like it'll last forever. It's just a month -- I can feed him, give him love for a month. Even if they're going to misbehave, I can handle one month of misbehavior. At least I'm proving my point: If I can make someone, anyone, feel less unwanted, I'd consider that a win.

And there I was, signing up and got accepted.

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The first day with him was really fun. He seemed relaxed, obedient... barely resembling a rescue dog. It's like someone else's dog who has been with them for a long time. Of course he had the occasional zoomies tendency but I figured it's normal for this kind of dog.

Over the days, he was slowly getting... aggressive. Frequent barks at the smallest noises from outside of my door, unwillingness to listen to any commands, furniture bites, aggressiveness towards any other dogs... One time he went on to bite a smaller dog like it's a rabbit. Luckily the smaller dog was okay.

I felt betrayed. This isn't the dog that was advertised. He'd look all happy in the ad but turned into this house-wrecking tiny goblin that is out of control. And the worst part is I didn't know how to handle it. At all. I'd be sitting on a couch frustrated after yelling "no!" a million times to the very thing I told him not to do. There was one time when I tried to put a harness on him for 2 hours... I tried treats, toys, calming him down, but instead he'd run around, bit the harness, bit my hand, simply escaped the harness.

I'd then lashing it out to the rescue shelter contact person. About how untrainable and uncontrollable this dog is. The person was unfortunately not the best one to deal with this situation as well, as she's suggesting all these generic instructions on how to deal with it, which I've already tried anyway. I was practically begging her to take the dog back because I really couldn't handle it. But the issue is still the same: no one wanted to take the dog. Apparently I was the only one.

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As time went by, I started to realize that perhaps I wasn't even looking at this from the right perspective. Let's just pretend that this dog is a human. Lived in a big mansion with a bunch of like-minded people, running around freely. And then having to adapt to a small 8mx8m apartment with just one guy. I guess on the first day he'd feel great, everything is new and all that. But he's got to feel something was off anyway. Everyone around him looked different, the street is loud, so many things he suddenly can't do. He'd be anxious, feeling trapped, frightened. And the boredom... He needed time to adapt, both to me and the environment around him.

So that explains it all. His newly found fear of harness, his barking at the outside noises, his aggressiveness towards other dogs. I mean I remember the first time I arrived here, alone, not knowing anyone and not understanding anything people said. For sure I didn't immediately turn into a model citizen at the time -- it took me some time to adapt, too.

When I look at it from that perspective, I can empathize more with him. I understand his struggles now and that does not even include hist past struggles. It's definitely not easy for him and I should be easier on him, too.

At first I didn't even want him to be on the couch and my bed, but to be fair, one third of my room is my couch and bed, so ruling them out is going to be impossible. I expected him not to be too attached with me, because I hate having to bring him out every time, but how is he supposed to understand that? So I bought a dog fence to really emphasize on that boundary. To add to that, I'm the only he knows around here: I feed him, take him for a walk and play with him, so it makes sense for him to feel a little attached.

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Not gonna lie, when I was at my lowest dealing with the problems this dog has caused, I really wished the rescue shelter would've taken him the next day. I'd feel much better without him, or so I thought. I could go back to my usual routine, which isn't 180 degrees better but at least it's my comfort zone.

But as I spend time with him, walking him out, training him, giving him the love he deserves, I think I will be a little sad when the time comes for the rescue shelter to take him back. It's like what everyone said: "We don't deserve dogs". The love that they give back is so pure, so unselfish. Sure they have their impulses, but everyone has that too. It's a matter of how we handle it. That's how some people have peaceful, obedient dogs and some have, well, you know.

Besides, there are worse dogs out there. There are dogs who barks all day long, growl and bites their owner, wrecks all their furnitures to the smallest bits -- this tiny dude isn't even close to that. But if I were expecting a perfect dog, then yes he's always going to be far from my standard. That's not what I should've been expecting, anyway. He's a rescue dog from a specific breed in which many references would say not suitable for a first-time owner, who's only been with me for a week and a change. I mean...

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So, I've stepped my foot into the pond, I might as well swim in it. I told the shelter it's going to be a month (actually I boasted and telling them 1.5 month but they seem to forget after I complained and all), so I'll stick to it. Good or bad, I'm going to continue my adventure with this little fella. I'm sure I'll learn many more things to come.

[bejoomi]

joomi feels uncharacteristically optimistic.

not too optimistic, or at least he's pretending it's not too optimistic, but any optimism is uncharacteristic from a guy that has had very little go right in his life up until...this year, really.

he just feels like he can relate a little to all of that holiday cheer this year. he has people to get christmas presents for and to spend the holidays with, friends and friends that feel like family and...he is in love, or something. he thinks he finally made it through the stages of grief that come with someone like him falling in love, and now he's in some kind of unfamiliar veil of happiness and warmth. he figures it's probably a thin veil, all of this strange joy easily torn apart at the drop of a hat, but it's here nonetheless. he wants to try to spend more time living in these moments instead of in his head.

one of the weird happy moments is now, actually: scouring seoul's christmas market with sua in search of mugs, or anything else that catches their eye. it's fun, living with someone he actually likes, in an apartment that feels something close to safe; somewhere he doesn't want to run from. it doesn't feel like home, exactly, but joomi isn't sure he would know that feeling if it smacked him upside the head, it's always seemed so impossible.

it's probably mostly because he's not actually at their apartment much anymore. when he thinks about it, he's been living with sua for almost half a year now, but it hasn't felt nearly that long. it makes him feel a little bad; like he's neglecting his roommate or something, even though he knows sua probably doesn't give much of a shit as long as he's paying rent.

she dragged him out with her while they both had free time today, though, and joomi is glad for it. zoomy, sua calls, and it is a stupid nickname that joomi has grown to not hate and certainly has grown to not have the energy to protest. he looks her way, and can't help but laugh at the awkward-looking gingerbread man mug.

"he is..." joomi pauses, trying to find the right word. "so scuffed," joomi ends up laughing. "but i mean, same, so," he shrugs. "how much?" joomi asks with a raised eyebrow. it makes sense that the thing is discounted, with how goofy it looks, but joomi honestly finds it weirdly charming.

yule shoot your eye out. feat. @bejoomi

christmas is...eh to her. sure, the snow looks nice in theory-- even if sometimes it's inconvenient at best. traveling back home for a few days is always such a future hurdle that causessua more stress than the actual holiday itself. it's not the worst. it's not her favorite, though. 

so the weeks before christmas she spends trying to be at ease and relax as much as possible before the holiday. and that includes finally dragging joomi out one of the days she catches him at home– without his 

delicately, she plucks a mug up from a display, eyes critical as sua studies it carefully. it's a silly gingerbread man, but it looks...off. she has a habit of gravitating towards them. the strange little devil dolls with haein, the broiled rat from halloween with yejun. now this strange gingerbread man with asymmetrical eyes and a shakily drawn smile that sua grows more fond of the more she looks at it. they’re endearing, the more she thinks about it. 

“zoomy,” she calls out absentmindedly, spinning on her heel to present the mug to him. “do you like him? don’t mind his eyes. he’s a little lopsided.” she lifts him up to peer at the price on the bottom, letting out an interested noise. “it’s discounted.” 

[chuuyrr]

hiiii if it hasn't been done yet,, uhh baby Fushiguro bonding with older brother megumi? hehe

maybe a day out or just them staying in and watching barbie movies or anything

scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader's day with older brother! megumi

jujutsu kaisen x reader

masterlist of the series

warning(s): possible spoilers for barbie as the princess and the pauper(???)

wow two requests in one day ??? im spoiling you guys today :D consider it as an early christmas gift from me + watching barbie movies was my childhood aaaa i really liked barbie as the princess and the pauper & barbie fairytopia: mermaidia !!!

also, thank you so much for requesting and for being patient <3

whenever megumi is not on missions, you always come to hang out at his dorm. he prefers having you over at his place rather than going to yours and gojo's because he likes staying in and at the same, having some alone time with you.

but also because he's too uncomfortable or shy to be able showcase his soft or affection side to you whenever others are around, especially gojo. megumi dislikes your father-figure's teasing. he knows gojo will snap pictures of you and him bonding together and tell his friends how he is such a big softie to you.

staying in with megumi includes him treating you by ordering food that you two agree on and enjoy. he always makes sure to give you food that is more than the other.

as you two eat the food he ordered, he lets you watch whatever you want. you wanna watch barbie movies with him? of course! as long as it was you who requested it. because if it were nobara and yuji, they would have to beg him or make negotiations with him first.

though megumi doesn't really like watching children's movies or shows, he does find it fun whenever he does it with you. he likes listening to you ramble about whatever you two were watching.

"preminger's the bad guy! he's stealing all the gold."

you accusingly point out a finger at the screen as you hardened a glare at the character. unbeknownst to you, your older brother megumi was looking at you in amusement with a smile.

"yeah, he's emptying the mines." megumi proceeds to comment, which you nod in agreement with.

"the queen is not going to be happy when she finds that and his scheme out!" you say adorably with your cheeks all puffed up as megumi nods and quietly laughs.

asides from watching shows and eating, you two draw together with the paper and coloring materials that gojo packed you. it mostly ends up with you just watching megumi draw his shikigamis because he's actually quite good at sketching them.

speaking of shikigamis, you're obsessed with them. especially his divine dog and rabbits. megumi summons them just as you had requested and you just love petting and holding them. he even lets you ride on the back of nue or his divine dog.

"what a good dog!"

you exclaim, patting the black divine dog it wagged it's tail before wrapping your arms around its fluffy torso to give it a hug.

megumi was really grateful that you were very gentle in handling his shikigamis.

though megumi prefers to stay in, he doesn't mind going out with you. he just hopes he doesn't run into someone he knows.

whenever you two go out, megumi makes sure he holds your hand and keep a keen eye on you since you were notorious for disappearing and running off to who knows where. he also knows how scary gojo can be, so he can't afford losing you in public.

if you ever get tired of walking, all you have to do is just tug his sleeve or pant leg, make grabby hands and megumi will carry you. he doesn't mind it all, so you don't have to be shy.

"gumi-nii.. up-up, please?" :(

"sure, come here." :D

if ever wanna do zoomies or play a game of chase with him at the park or an open place of sort, megumi will gladly let you or play with you but he reminds you to never run off too far as he watches over you and he makes sure your shoes are tied because he doesn't want you to trip and fall.

megumi also has a water bottle and snack on hand in case you get thirsty or hungry from playing outside. he also has extra clothes for you and first aid in case you ever need it. he likes to be prepared. (ya'll better give this young man his responsible older brother award 👏)

megumi takes you to pet shops to look at animals. he also likes the fact that he gets to explain and introduce you to animals that you aren't quite familiar with.

"oh! what's that animal, gumi-nii?"

"that's a guinea pig and they are rodents. think of them as bigger hamsters."

"that's so cool! what about that one?"

"that's an axolotl, it's a salamander. an amphibian."

asides from pet shops, he either takes you to an arcade or toy stores. which ever it is, expect getting a prize or stuffed toy that megumi had played or paid for. as long as he sees you wanting that cute plushie or trinket, he will get it for you. your brother loves to spoil you just as much as gojo and tsumiki does.

after a long day, he likes to top it off with just napping with you as you two wait for gojo to pick you up. megumi enjoys your company and the silence, but he gets really embarrassed when he wakes up to find out that gojo had stolen a picture and uploaded it.

megumi always looks forward to spending a day with you :)

just being around you and your bubbly, sweet energy is enough to make his exhaustion and stress from missions go away. it also makes him very happy that he gets to bond and establish a close relationship with his baby sibling.

[cuddlecave]

Had an idea with the Stranded in Xn concept + digestion/reformation

Aside from the occasional healing spring, there's no garuntee that anything there is safe for human consumption. Gord would be stuck relying on rations, but those run out eventually, so sooner or later he'll be desperate enough to try and eat something from one of the floating islands.

Ben can't help much in this regard. He can eat literally anything and be fine, but humans are much more sensitive to this kind of thing.

So Gord tries an innocent looking fruit. And it does not go well. The reaction he has is made worse by the fact that he's already starving, so the toxic-to-humans component is metabolized too quickly. He's in real bad shape, so Ben drops him into a healing bath.

Gord recovers from the poisoning, but he's dangerously malnourished and afraid he won't last much longer. So Ben poses an idea. He can modify Gordns body to be able to handle food found in Xn. While they're at it, he can also give him some mods to help with survival on the off chance they ever get separated. Claws, increased strength and endurance, better teeth. Standard stuff.

Gordn is incredulous. It sounds too good to be true. He asks how Ben would do this, and the alien hesitantly confesses that he would have to digest him. The idea certainly alarms Gordn, but he doesn't lash out or get angry. He feels more despondent than anything. He trusts that Ben wouldn't willingly hurt him, but the fear of something going wrong is still there. He figures he doesn't have a lot of time left anyway, and when Ben is halfway through explaining how he can make it painless, Gordn says he accepts.

He doesn't notice when it begins, already so weak from poisoning and starvation. He passes out very quickly, and Ben snags his consciousness to comfort him. Held within Bens mind, sharing sensations, Gordn experiences the pleasant feeling of a full stomach for the first time in weeks. Even if it's his own body filling said stomach. Ben almost wants to draw this out so Gord can bask in the good feels.

He does his best putting the body back together, but Gordn had already lost quite a bit of mass to starvation, so he's working with what he has. He supplies some nutrients and biomass from his own body, ensuring that Gordns new form will be properly adaptable. He asks Gord for input. "want wings? fangs and venom? tail? extra arms? we could go all out with this, bro."

Eventually the new body is ready, and Gordn reluctantly slips from the safety of Ben's mindscape to settle into the modified form.

Once he's ready to go, he gets what I can only refer to as post-reformatio Zoomies. He's full of energy, excited to try out his new body, thrilled by his new strength. He spent so much time curled up in Ben's gut, content to just be hidden away from the dangers of this alien world, but now he's no longer a frail little human on the brink of starvation. He's ready to go.

Can't decide whether Ben is like "bro slowdown, please chill for a minute, stay where I can see you!" Or he gets excited too and shapeshifts to a similar size and form so he can run wild with Gordn.

The former human probably has the ability to eat raw meat now, and Ben tells him as much, but Gord takes some spiteful sort of triumph by going back to the plant that poisoned him and eating every fucking fruit off its vines. He ends up with a stomach ache, but its just from overeating this time. Ben is laughing at him, but he gives him a gentle belly rub to sooth the ache.

Eventually Gordn tires out, reveling in having pushed his alien form to it's current limit, and looking forward to trying again the next day. Or in a couple days, as Ben scoops him up and swallows him back down, telling him to sleep off his fruit frenzy.

To summarize: for long-term survival in Xn, Gordn needs an alien form of his own, and as much as i love mobile home Ben taking care of him 24/7, Gord deserves the opportunity to go feral. Just a bit. (And i love the concept of Ben running with him, delighted by his buddies own excitement)

ooooooh. o:

gord probably opts for shape-shifting like benb's got, so he can both modify it how he pleases, and look like his old self when he wants (especially handy if he does manage to ever get back home).

he's delighted also about no longer needing glasses or having back issues. no more having to pay to see! he's got his teenhood flexibility back!

also he'd prob still try to cook whatever alien animals he'd catch for food. yeah, he can eat raw meat now, but he still has standards!

....also also he defo still uses benb's guts as a home when not hunting or exploring. is cozy :)