#tony kellog's

[koko2unite]

why pick one cereal when you can mix both 🐺🥣🐯

[calloveinternet]

Tony Coming From The Well, Armed With His Baseball Bat to Chastise Mankind (2023) Based on Jean-leon Gerome’s 1896 “Truth Coming From The Well, Armed With Her Whip To Chastise Mankind”

[gifnebula]

[hellsite-hall-of-ex-girlfriend]

me and my lovely Madame Curator have been discussing A Christmas Carol and i have come to but one conclusion:

Ebenezer Scrooge should date Mr. Grinch, but only after he breaks up with Tony the Tiger

[oldshowbiz]

Fake News

[cosmicterrorthe8th]

Grants first crush was Tony the tiger and since then he had a type which was skateboarders.

[hellsite-detective]

hey can you find me that one post about tony the tiger singing you're a mean one mister grinch and ends up with a nun having read a fanfic that @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses made about them. pretty plese. i need to read it for uh. scientific purposes.

i was bein' asked to find a specific post regardin' @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses's iconic Grony fanfiction bein' read by a nun. so, i went down to the Search Bar to ask Google for the phrase "nun fanfiction" comin' from gaud's blog specifically. they handed me the post i was lookin' for, but with some added bonuses. i filed the whole thing away.

here you are! i decided to throw in an extra bit where the fanfic was blessed by an actual priest! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

[your-fave-got-fucked-by-murdoc]

Tony the Tiger

✞︎| Tony the Tiger got fucked by Murdoc !

[lisadevriese]

Smorgasbord: Tony & Sam

[skelleton-bullfrog]

Why does Dylan have King Midas' touch except for conservatives boycotting things

Can we make this happen?

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

apparently tumblr doesn't like it when I add a poll to a post from 2015 so I made a new one

[macateallthespookings]

if OG kellogs cornflakes was designed to stop people from masturbating by being really bland then following that logic putting sugar all over it would have the opposite effect so really if u think about it tony the tiger is the mascot of jacking off

[fetus-cakes]

I mean he specifically manufactured his cereal to be as bland and tasteless as possible and got into a huge relationship-ending fight with his brother for suggesting they add sugar to their bland mush. He literally didn't speak to his brother for the rest of life.

Tony the tiger is specifically the mascot of the SUGAR COATED kind of corn flakes, so he's the antithesis of what Kellogg wanted in almost every way

I think it’s pretty common knowledge by now. John Harvey Kellog, creator of the Kellogs brand of cereal, strongly believed eating cereal every day would surpress a person’s libido and make them not want to masturbate. However he could not predict one major factor that would undo all his work

[fairymint]

While we're here.

Smash or Pass + Tony the Tiger

"He seems like such a basic bitch, but I guess I'd cross that bridge if it came to it." Sorry, he can't actually imagine it right now. "Maybe it's the cornflakes. Do you think that the frosting is enough to entice The Urges?" Kellog would be rolling in his grave right now.

[itslowkeys]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Vintage 1996 Tony The Tiger Frosted Flakes Kellogs Cereal Snack Promo Shirt XL.

[rjhamster]

Did Woke Kellogg's Just Admit that Tony the Tiger Is into 'Bears' and 'Fisting'? - Headline USA

Did Woke Kellogg’s Just Admit that Tony the Tiger Is into ‘Bears’ and ‘Fisting’? – Headline USA — Read on headlineusa.com/did-woke-kellogs-just-admit-that-tony-the-tiger-is-into-bears-and-fisting/