#tomorrow is Scorpion!Harumi AU 1 year anniversary so no better time to answer this ask
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laismoura-art · 2 months ago
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Imagine if MK1 Kuai and Harumi met ur Kuai and Harumi and it’s jus like :
Your Kuai : You can use fire?
Your Bi-Han : Your brother was so awful!
Your Hanzo : I WAS A HOMELESS TEEN?!
While the girls just talk calmly too each other
Hi Anon! Thanks for the ask!
I've already made something very similar before, but it was more of a "my MK1 versions meet their MK11 counterparts!"
It was a fun post to make and is suppose it's partly what you're looking for (specially the Pyromancer!Kuai vs Cryomancer!Kuai)
And as you can see from it, I already have my own take on MK1 and now it became reeeeeally hard to detach from them now!😅
So instead, how about a big crossover between some of my AUs? (Be My King, Umgadi Girls and Scorpion!Harumi to be precise) 👀
Little disclaimer first: MY MK1!Hanzo is AN ADULT. He's a 200 years old Prince of Netherrealm and Kuai and Harumi's boyfriend.
With that in mind, PLEASE, don't accuse me of anything gross and DON'T make "kid Hanzo" out of my content!
Now we can start! :D
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
The New Shirai Ryu meets Scorpion!Harumi and her Crew and the Be My King Court!
HARUMI:
Scorpion!Harumi 🤝 MK1 Harumi: Protective girlfriends!
---
MK1 Harumi: So, you don't know any pyromancer?
Scorpion!Harumi: Girl, I am the pyromancer!
---
Scorpion!Harumi: So, you don't have a girlfriend?
MK1 Harumi: No but I've got two boyfriends!
Scorpion!Harumi: Wait, we're poly??
MK1 Harumi: Of course!
Scorpion!Harumi: ... Huh
Suchin: *Is now in a Polycule*
---
MK1 Harumi: Lisa Liang? You mean the pretty Ice Queen in Edenia?
Scorpion!Harumi: P-pardon??
---
MK1 Harumi: Yes, Suchin is from Seido, the kingdom right beside Edenia, in Outworld.
Scorpion!Harumi: The geography of your world haunts my dreams.
---
MK1 Harumi: You run a sanctuary that cares for orphaned children?
Scorpion!Harumi: You lead a clan that protects nature?
Both Harumis in unison: GIRL, YOU'RE SO COOL!
---
Scorpion!Harumi: The Umgadi?
MK1 Harumi: The best of all friends you'll have in the world, trust me!
---
MK1 Harumi: It doesn't matter how hard I try, Tomas remains a 3rd wheel!
Scorpion!Harumi: Oh, so every universe has their own, huh?
---
Scorpion!Harumi: Bi-Han is actually a pretty nice guy once he stops trying to kill you. Has he ever tried to kill you?
MK1 Harumi: He wouldn't dare (ಠ_ಠ)
---
Scorpion!Harumi: You gotta meet my girlfriend Sub-Zero.
MK1 Harumi: Girlfriend? Huh, what a unique way to call Bi-Han...
---
Scorpion!Harumi: Wait, Frost lives with Bi-Han?
MK1 Harumi: Yeah, why?
Scorpion!Harumi: Oh dear, he doesn't know how deeply in trouble he is...
---
Scorpion!Harumi: How did I meet Suchin? Oh, she heard of my Sanctuary for children and sent her son there while she went to fight Red Dragons. What about you?
MK1 Harumi: I saw her introverting around Edenia and decided to adopt her.
---
MK1 Harumi: I was named honorary Lin Kuei because our clans are allies and I'm friends with the Grandmasters' sons
Scorpion!Harumi: I married the current Grandmistress. Much easier.
---
Scorpion!Harumi: Kuai? Oh yeah, I met him when he came to kill me after I killed his brother, Bi-Han. How did you and your Kuai met? Was the fight intense?
MK1 Harumi: ... Orkut.
Scorpion!Harumi: Oh.
HANZO:
King Hanzo: I'm the king of Netherrealm.
MK1 Hanzo: I'm the prince of Netherrealm.
Alt!Hanzo: Wow, ok, you snobs!
---
King Hanzo: Sub-Zero is my husband.
MK1 Hanzo: You date Bi-Han? Wild.
King Hanzo: What? Ew no! I date Kuai!
MK1 Hanzo: Oh! So you date Scorpion.
King Hanzo: No! I'm Scorpion!
MK1 Hanzo: So... Bi-Han is your brother?
King Hanzo: in-law. He's my brother in-law and Kuai's brother.
MK1 Hanzo: Ah! So he's Scorpion!
King Hanzo: NO! I'm Scorpion! Kuai is Sub-Zero!
MK1 Hanzo: And who's Bi-Han then?
King Hanzo: He's Noob.
MK1 Hanzo: Aw, that's not nice!
Alt!Hanzo:
Alt!Hanzo: What even is this conversation??
---
King Hanzo: My court is so mean to me! They keep calling me short!
Alt!Hanzo: My Bi-Han keeps calling me short.
MK1 Hanzo: Everybody calls me short.
King Hanzo & Alt!Hanzo in unison: You are short.
MK1 Hanzo: DID I JUST GET BULLIED BY MYSELF??? >:O
---
Alt!Hanzo: I am considered rather scary having a flaming skull.
King Hanzo: Likewise, and the royal attire certainly adds to it.
MK1 Hanzo: Amateurs. *is an eldritch horror in deguise*
---
Alt!Hanzo: how Exactly did you guys became kings?
MK1 Hanzo: I was born royalty.
King Hanzo: Jataaka didn't want to handle the paperwork...
KUAI LIANG:
King Kuai: I heard stories of Harumi
S!H Kuai: I befriended Harumi
MK1 Kuai: I married Harumi
King Kuai & S!H Kuai: WE'RE BI???
---
S!H Kuai: Wait, but how do you intend to reform the Lin Kuei if you're in another clan??
MK1 Kuai: *Remembering how both Cyrax and Bi-Han joined his rehab program after crashing his wedding* By getting married, apparently...
King Kuai: *Remembering his husband reassembled the Lin Kuei in Netherrealm* Yep, he's on the right path.
---
S!H Kuai: Yeah, I know a Scorpion, she's my friend!
King Kuai: I know Scorpion too, he's my husband!
MK1 Kuai: Yeah, I know Scorpion too. It's me.
---
King Kuai: I was once the Grandmaster of my clan.
S!H Kuai: I'm the Grandmaster of my clan, along with my sister Lisa.
MK1 Kuai: I'm Grandmaster too!
King Kuai: That's great, what's your Lin Kuei like?
MK1 Kuai: My what now?
---
King Kuai: We come from a long lineage of Cryomancers. So we are all Cryomancers, right?
S!H Kuai: Sounds about right. Why?
King Kuai: Go on. Show him.
MK1 Kuai: *Sets himself on fire*
S!H Kuai: WHA-- HOW??
MK1 Kuai: Just embrace it...
BI-HAN:
Noob!Bi-Han: I went through rehab with my brother-in-law.
MK1 Bi-Han: I went through rehab with my brother.
S!H Bi-Han: I got a girlfriend in hell. Same thing I guess...
---
S!H Bi-Han: I can explain!
MK1 Bi-Han: What do you mean you got only Harumi as in-law? I'm stuck with a Hanzo too >:O
Noob!Bi-Han: You guys got a Harumi?
---
S!H Bi-Han: Ugh, my niece, Frost, is driving me crazy! She charges me rent for MY family's temple!
Noob!Bi-Han: Ugh, my nephew, Takahashi, does the same and we live IN HELL!
MK1 Bi-Han: *worries about a Frost girl he just found in the trash and some Takahashi Kuai just took as apprentice* I'm too broke for that...
---
MK1 Bi-Han 🤝 Noob!Bi-Han 🤝 S!H Bi-Han: 🥰💕💗Sareena��💞🛐
---
Noob!Bi-Han: I'm so proud of my child, she's perfect!
S!H Bi-Han & MK1 Bi-Han: CHILD??
Noob!Bi-Han: Yes! Look at her go!
Tundra, the Chicken: *commits war crimes*
S!H Bi-Han & MK1 Bi-Han: Awwww!🥹🥹
Sareena:
MK1 Sareena: FREEEEEDDOOOOOOMM!!
S!H Sareena: FREEEEEDDOOOOOOOMM!!
Guard Sareena: FREEEEEDDOOOOOOOMM!!
(Guard Sareena wanted freedom for Netherrealm not from Netherrealm)
@mikka-minns @thedragonholder
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mikka-minns · 2 months ago
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IM FUCKING DYING THIS IS SO GOOD!
I dont even know which one is my favorite! They're all so hilarious!
Harumis are vibing
Hanzos are not lol
Kuais are mostly vibing
Bi hans are so broke
Amd Sareenas are FREEEEEEEEEE
Imagine if MK1 Kuai and Harumi met ur Kuai and Harumi and it’s jus like :
Your Kuai : You can use fire?
Your Bi-Han : Your brother was so awful!
Your Hanzo : I WAS A HOMELESS TEEN?!
While the girls just talk calmly too each other
Hi Anon! Thanks for the ask!
I've already made something very similar before, but it was more of a "my MK1 versions meet their MK11 counterparts!"
It was a fun post to make and is suppose it's partly what you're looking for (specially the Pyromancer!Kuai vs Cryomancer!Kuai)
And as you can see from it, I already have my own take on MK1 and now it became reeeeeally hard to detach from them now!😅
So instead, how about a big crossover between some of my AUs? (Be My King, Umgadi Girls and Scorpion!Harumi to be precise) 👀
Little disclaimer first: MY MK1!Hanzo is AN ADULT. He's a 200 years old Prince of Netherrealm and Kuai and Harumi's boyfriend.
With that in mind, PLEASE, don't accuse me of anything gross and DON'T make "kid Hanzo" out of my content!
Now we can start! :D
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
The New Shirai Ryu meets Scorpion!Harumi and her Crew and the Be My King Court!
HARUMI:
Scorpion!Harumi 🤝 MK1 Harumi: Protective girlfriends!
---
MK1 Harumi: So, you don't know any pyromancer?
Scorpion!Harumi: Girl, I am the pyromancer!
---
Scorpion!Harumi: So, you don't have a girlfriend?
MK1 Harumi: No but I've got two boyfriends!
Scorpion!Harumi: Wait, we're poly??
MK1 Harumi: Of course!
Scorpion!Harumi: ... Huh
Suchin: *Is now in a Polycule*
---
MK1 Harumi: Lisa Liang? You mean the pretty Ice Queen in Edenia?
Scorpion!Harumi: P-pardon??
---
MK1 Harumi: Yes, Suchin is from Seido, the kingdom right beside Edenia, in Outworld.
Scorpion!Harumi: The geography of your world haunts my dreams.
---
MK1 Harumi: You run a sanctuary that cares for orphaned children?
Scorpion!Harumi: You lead a clan that protects nature?
Both Harumis in unison: GIRL, YOU'RE SO COOL!
---
Scorpion!Harumi: The Umgadi?
MK1 Harumi: The best of all friends you'll have in the world, trust me!
---
MK1 Harumi: It doesn't matter how hard I try, Tomas remains a 3rd wheel!
Scorpion!Harumi: Oh, so every universe has their own, huh?
---
Scorpion!Harumi: Bi-Han is actually a pretty nice guy once he stops trying to kill you. Has he ever tried to kill you?
MK1 Harumi: He wouldn't dare (ಠ_ಠ)
---
Scorpion!Harumi: You gotta meet my girlfriend Sub-Zero.
MK1 Harumi: Girlfriend? Huh, what a unique way to call Bi-Han...
---
Scorpion!Harumi: Wait, Frost lives with Bi-Han?
MK1 Harumi: Yeah, why?
Scorpion!Harumi: Oh dear, he doesn't know how deeply in trouble he is...
---
Scorpion!Harumi: How did I meet Suchin? Oh, she heard of my Sanctuary for children and sent her son there while she went to fight Red Dragons. What about you?
MK1 Harumi: I saw her introverting around Edenia and decided to adopt her.
---
MK1 Harumi: I was named honorary Lin Kuei because our clans are allies and I'm friends with the Grandmasters' sons
Scorpion!Harumi: I married the current Grandmistress. Much easier.
---
Scorpion!Harumi: Kuai? Oh yeah, I met him when he came to kill me after I killed his brother, Bi-Han. How did you and your Kuai met? Was the fight intense?
MK1 Harumi: ... Orkut.
Scorpion!Harumi: Oh.
HANZO:
King Hanzo: I'm the king of Netherrealm.
MK1 Hanzo: I'm the prince of Netherrealm.
Alt!Hanzo: Wow, ok, you snobs!
---
King Hanzo: Sub-Zero is my husband.
MK1 Hanzo: You date Bi-Han? Wild.
King Hanzo: What? Ew no! I date Kuai!
MK1 Hanzo: Oh! So you date Scorpion.
King Hanzo: No! I'm Scorpion!
MK1 Hanzo: So... Bi-Han is your brother?
King Hanzo: in-law. He's my brother in-law and Kuai's brother.
MK1 Hanzo: Ah! So he's Scorpion!
King Hanzo: NO! I'm Scorpion! Kuai is Sub-Zero!
MK1 Hanzo: And who's Bi-Han then?
King Hanzo: He's Noob.
MK1 Hanzo: Aw, that's not nice!
Alt!Hanzo:
Alt!Hanzo: What even is this conversation??
---
King Hanzo: My court is so mean to me! They keep calling me short!
Alt!Hanzo: My Bi-Han keeps calling me short.
MK1 Hanzo: Everybody calls me short.
King Hanzo & Alt!Hanzo in unison: You are short.
MK1 Hanzo: DID I JUST GET BULLIED BY MYSELF??? >:O
---
Alt!Hanzo: I am considered rather scary having a flaming skull.
King Hanzo: Likewise, and the royal attire certainly adds to it.
MK1 Hanzo: Amateurs. *is an eldritch horror in deguise*
---
Alt!Hanzo: how Exactly did you guys became kings?
MK1 Hanzo: I was born royalty.
King Hanzo: Jataaka didn't want to handle the paperwork...
KUAI LIANG:
King Kuai: I heard stories of Harumi
S!H Kuai: I befriended Harumi
MK1 Kuai: I married Harumi
King Kuai & S!H Kuai: WE'RE BI???
---
S!H Kuai: Wait, but how do you intend to reform the Lin Kuei if you're in another clan??
MK1 Kuai: *Remembering how both Cyrax and Bi-Han joined his rehab program after crashing his wedding* By getting married, apparently...
King Kuai: *Remembering his husband reassembled the Lin Kuei in Netherrealm* Yep, he's on the right path.
---
S!H Kuai: Yeah, I know a Scorpion, she's my friend!
King Kuai: I know Scorpion too, he's my husband!
MK1 Kuai: Yeah, I know Scorpion too. It's me.
---
King Kuai: I was once the Grandmaster of my clan.
S!H Kuai: I'm the Grandmaster of my clan, along with my sister Lisa.
MK1 Kuai: I'm Grandmaster too!
King Kuai: That's great, what's your Lin Kuei like?
MK1 Kuai: My what now?
---
King Kuai: We come from a long lineage of Cryomancers. So we are all Cryomancers, right?
S!H Kuai: Sounds about right. Why?
King Kuai: Go on. Show him.
MK1 Kuai: *Sets himself on fire*
S!H Kuai: WHA-- HOW??
MK1 Kuai: Just embrace it...
BI-HAN:
Noob!Bi-Han: I went through rehab with my brother-in-law.
MK1 Bi-Han: I went through rehab with my brother.
S!H Bi-Han: I got a girlfriend in hell. Same thing I guess...
---
S!H Bi-Han: I can explain!
MK1 Bi-Han: What do you mean you got only Harumi as in-law? I'm stuck with a Hanzo too >:O
Noob!Bi-Han: You guys got a Harumi?
---
S!H Bi-Han: Ugh, my niece, Frost, is driving me crazy! She charges me rent for MY family's temple!
Noob!Bi-Han: Ugh, my nephew, Takahashi, does the same and we live IN HELL!
MK1 Bi-Han: *worries about a Frost girl he just found in the trash and some Takahashi Kuai just took as apprentice* I'm too broke for that...
---
MK1 Bi-Han �� Noob!Bi-Han 🤝 S!H Bi-Han: 🥰💕💗Sareena💖💞🛐
---
Noob!Bi-Han: I'm so proud of my child, she's perfect!
S!H Bi-Han & MK1 Bi-Han: CHILD??
Noob!Bi-Han: Yes! Look at her go!
Tundra, the Chicken: *commits war crimes*
S!H Bi-Han & MK1 Bi-Han: Awwww!🥹🥹
Sareena:
MK1 Sareena: FREEEEEDDOOOOOOMM!!
S!H Sareena: FREEEEEDDOOOOOOOMM!!
Guard Sareena: FREEEEEDDOOOOOOOMM!!
(Guard Sareena wanted freedom for Netherrealm not from Netherrealm)
@mikka-minns @thedragonholder
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