#told you i would post it!

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, Jim Jimenez, Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death), Original Male Character(s), Original Animal Character(s) Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Desert Island, Introspection, Getting Together, Getting Back Together, Sexual Content, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Canon-Typical Ocean Mechanics Summary:

Stede Bonnet is at last a free man. Having just faked his death, he sets out to search for his first love - Edward Teach. Little does he know that the journey back to him won't be easy one bit, and will be saddled with dangers, diversions, incredible foliage and feelings that he never anticipated to wake in his heart. In the meantime, Izzy Hands makes a shocking discovery, and makes the difficult decision to save Edward the only way he can think of - and that includes searching the sea for a man who broke his captain's heart.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[anxietyriddledsquid]

the barriss brainrot has taken over

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au: and there was only one bed!! :00

Because of course I just had to do this trope

This is the first and last time they decide to sleep in an inn and they have an unspoken agreement to pretend this never happened

[feelo-fick]

i thought the reason was obvious..??

but you dont seem to get the implication so i guess ill just keep talking and you can listen if you want to

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that one meme but its them :] sort of a sequel to this

[chronologically-challenged]

Siffrin: Hey, Stardust, any ideas for this loop?

@chipper-smol This is how I picture the start of 80% of their conversations going after awhile in role reversal au.

[thetoyboxs]

COUGH get taxed nerd COUGH

[emblazons]

the way my jaw is simply on the floor (x)

[kyouka-supremacy]

[afterthelambs]

This is how Shido's bossfight went down, trust me

[yi3248]

cookies!!

old drawing from a month ago

[lanternlightss]

“… why did you even take that, stardust.”

[firekit21]

Jewish spaces at the moment

[julijbee]

liar, lost root.

[justaz]

arthur (prince of camelot) still has to study under a tutor bc yknow uther wants him to be very intelligent before becoming king or something bc its super important idk idc anyways merlin is doing chores in his chambers while arthur is squinting at a book and merlin eventually caves and asks him what he’s reading and arthur gruffly explains that its a collection of stories from greece that make absolutely no sense so merlin asks him to read them outloud to him. arthur of course teases him and calls him an idiot and asks how he could possibly help but does as he’s asked and reads the stories to merlin as he does his chores. merlin (being crushed under the weight of destiny and tormented by the prophecies that kilgharrah spews) understands the stories almost immediately and gets all excited and starts rambling about them with arthur. arthur is glad to have someone who understands so he can give something that reflects a hint of understanding to his tutor who accepts it and moves onto the next unit of education.

the thing is, arthur finds more stories in camelot’s library and brings them up to his room to read them aloud to merlin under the guise of completing his studies but really he just wants to watch as merlin’s eyes gleam when he understands whats happening and listen to him ramble on and on about them bc he’s gay. the stories stick with merlin though and he realizes that they’re cautionary tales, that the heroes who were told too much of their future doomed themself to fulfill them - that them fighting the prophecies led to their completion. merlin takes it to heart and gives a big “fuck you” to kilgharrah before forging his own fate and helping morgana with her magic and handing out an olive branch to mordred and now everyone can live happily and peacefully in an albion teeming with magic.