#tokyo ghoul re crack

[one-eyed-kings-blog]

This 'might' be a hot take but I think Hideyoshi Nagachika and Touka Kirishima would have been a very cute couple.

[darius-1]

[macy-starmoon]

it's 2023 and i still love this crack ship

[yuri-is-online]

Notes on the Prophecy: Tokyo Debunker

Right so the concept of the Prophecy Darkwick is in charge of keeping comes up in the Hotarubi Episode and a few other places. I want to sort of go over a few things about it that I've dug up after re-reading the story so much for my Clash post since it isn't really related to it at all, but still is something I want people's opinions about. Let's start with the text of the prophecy:

"The whisper of the new moon shall lead the champion to the Academy on the solitary isle. So long as the champion resides there, the world shall be sheltered from profound tragedy..."

So, is the Prophecy true?

Yes. It has to be assuming we are following Japanese folklore; Cornelius refers to this actually really pretty looking creature as a kudan, which is a yokai whose entire myth is that it gives prophecies that always come true. I am taking my information about kudan from the yokai guy's public patreon post about it, which is an easy read and I encourage you to check it out but there were two things that stuck out to me. Firstly, the kudan dies immediately after delivering its prophecy. This is likely why it is in a "memory pot" that Hyde has to bring out for the Entrance Ceremony, I don't think what we see is the actual kudan that delivered the prophecy but rather some sort of magical recording of it. Secondly, kudan occasionally give more than one prophecy, meaning that there is a chance that this particular kudan gave more than one prophecy about the Darkwick ghouls, but this one is either the only one preserved in the memory pot or the only one Darkwick makes public. The prophecy does not end with a period, but a set of ellipses which typically is used to indicate a voice trailing off or that there is more to be said but it is being cut off. I think this could simply be a stylistic choice so I don't want people to place too much emphasis on it, but I do wonder if there is more than one prophecy that Darkwick is in possession of.

Do we know what it means?

Kind of. I missed this the first few times I read the Prologue, but Cornelius specifically says that "The whispers of the new moon refers to the tidings that alert us to the birth of a new ghoul." Which is why they know the text of the prophecy is about ghouls and presumably why they assume that it is about the ghouls as a whole but what I can't wrap my brain around is why they made that leap? The text of the prophecy to me suggests champion (singular) as in only one champion. A chosen one if you will, not a chosen group. The way I read it, a ghoul will lead the champion to Darkwick, and so long as that Champion stays there the world shall be sheltered from profound tragedy. If anyone knows the Japanese text for the prophecy I would be interested to know if that helps clear up why Cornelius might think it's about all of the ghouls and not just one person.

Conclusion

I think the prophecy is missing some context on purpose and that's why Cornelius references doing research on it in the Prologue. Maybe Darkwick knows they're missing a part of it, or maybe they are actively searching for this "champion" and holding off on revealing all of it until they find them since they think it is sensitive information. In my cracked head I think there's a chance it could be about the MC, even if she doesn't seem very champion like right now since I don't think her abilities with the Sage's ring come from the curse. I think that's just cope from Cornelius and Hyde... or maybe me who knows. She was lead to the school by Haku after all, and she is currently unable to leave the island.

Anyway I am interested in what you all think about this, please do let me know!

[most-screwed-by-writers-tourney]

Propaganda:

Kichimura: Perhaps the most extreme example in the series. He states that everything is about Rize, the girl he wanted to marry as a child. He allowed her to escape the Garden, because he couldn't stand the thought of the Washuus using her as a broodmare. But when she went on to have a life of her own, the thought that she might someday have a child with someone other than him drove him to carry out the Steel Beam incident. He gave her to Kanou, and let her be experimented on, solely so that she couldn't be with anyone else, and intends to take over V and the CCG so he can marry Rize and force her to bear him a ton of children. (Source: tv tropes)

Mariko: Very, very possessive of Nanako, to the point of trying to destroy her friendship with Tomoko, then threatening to kill Nanako. Unlike other Yanderes, when she does realise that this is not the way to get Nanako's affections, Mariko tones this side down and mostly evolves into a Tsundere, until she totally cracks when her parents definitely split up. (Source: tv tropes)

[myndless88]

I know this is a lot but I'm really curious... Could you answer all the Fanfic Ask questions? 😆🫶🏻 No pressure.

Whew! That's alot of answers! I'll see what I can do!

General:

1. Do you read fic? Do you write fic? I read more than I write. But if y'all are interested, here are my fics on AO3.

2. Favorite genre of fic? Romance (and comedy)!

4. Favorite pairing? I find myself reading mainly HideKane (Tokyo Ghoul) and KagaKuro (Kuroko no Basuke) fics.

6. Favorite fic (or one of them)? I have way too many! But I'll choose this KagaKuro fic called Rewards by ContraryBee.

7. One-shots or longfic? I like both. But I prefer longfics if the plot is too good to be short.

8. Do you read WIPs? Yes, but I always wish they'd be finished soon because some of the plots get to be so good!

9. What is the longest fic you’ve read? I've been on/off reading one that has like 60-something chapters.

10. Favorite trope/element/scenario in fic? (Childhood) friends-to-lovers!

12. What turns you away the most from a fic? I usually power through a fic regardless, but I suppose it would have to be when a character is so out of character.

Angst:

13. Has a fic ever made you cry? A few have gotten me in my feels.

14. What tropes/elements/scenarios get you the worst? Major character death, ones where my OTP don't end up together in the end, and cheatfics.

15. Do you mind when characters cry? Not at all. Most are human after all.

16. How do you feel about character death in fic? I don't mind it.

17. Any characters who you can’t stand to see in pain? My faves (obviously). I recall feeling for Kagami in three separate fics.

18. Favorite angst fic? One of them is this KagaKuro fic called i'm leaving this letter with no address (no need to fear the distance here) by liveonanon.

Porn:

19. Do you read porn or does it make you uncomfortable? Lol, most of my bookmarks are 'M' or 'E' rated for a reason.

20. Do you like PWPs? Yes.

21. How and when did you get introduced to smut fic? Any horror stories? I was just reading random fics that I had stumbled upon in anime directories or FF.net. I was probably 12-13? I can't remember. I didn't read them often.

22. Biggest turn-ons in fic? Embarrassing to say, but riding and breeding.

24. Do you have any dirty kinks that you’re ashamed of? Again, breeding.

27. Rough sex or gentle sex? Either is okay.

28. How do you feel about masturbation in fic? It's okay.

29. How do you feel about non-con and dub-con? It can feel icky sometimes, but I power through.

30. Favorite porn fic? This is one of them (a HideKane fic) called Mmmmm Boooooi by universealterations. It is a collection of drabbles for HideKane Smut Week several years ago.

AU:

31. Do you read AUs? Of course!

32. Favorite AU tropes? I suppose the usual ones: flower shop, coffee shop, tattoo parlor, idols, etc. For KagaKuro, I do like ones that involve their "alternative" jobs (Kagami as a firefighter and Kuroko as a teacher).

34. Do you like UAs (universe-alterations, when the main universe and characters are the same but one plot point/decision/outcome is altered)? Yeah, those are also nice to read, too. A few HideKane fics are like that (mainly focusing on "what ifs" taking place around their reuniting either in √A or :re).

35. Do you like high school and college AUs? Yes, they're fine.

36. Do you like crossovers? If so, favorite crossover? When I was younger, I loved them! I didn't read many though. Now, it kind of depends. As for a favorite, there is a crack story of sorts that my sister and I have been making up for years now, and it involves a slew of anime characters just simply interacting.

37. How do you feel about parent!fics/lovechildren? How about mpreg? I like them. In fact, three of my fics are implied mpreg for HideKane and I have a couple of headcanons for a couple of my ships having lovechildren.

38. How do you feel about genderbending? De-aging? Animalizing? Not really something I'm into.

39. Favorite AU fic? One of them is this KagaKuro fic called The Last Miracle by Alice Strife.

Fluff:

40. Do you like fluff? Absolutely!

41. Favorite fluffy tropes? Domestic living!

43. Do you like fluff on its own or in conjunction with other elements (angst, sex, etc.) It's nice on it's own, but I do like it with other genres as well.

44. How fluffy is too fluffy? Nothing is too fluffy! The fluffier the better! Some of my OTPs deserve all the fluff (*coughhidekanecough*).

45. Favorite fluff fic? One of them is a KagaKuro fic called The Polar Opposite of Cold Feet by courtingstars (FallingSilver).

That was...alot. I didn't answer all of them, but I did do most (I removed the ones I didn't answer)! And most of the fics I've recommended are KagaKuro. ^^;; Here's another one for MakoHaru (Free!). It's one of the first ones I read on AO3 called Coral and Bone by Macbetha.

I hope you enjoyed reading my answers! :D

[matchaxberries]

Please may I have Tokyo Ghoul headcanons of Hide falling in love with a female Ghoul who happened to be Touka's and Ayato's oldest sister and her name is Hana Kirishima. Hana is generally a kind woman despite her serious demeanor but don't be fooled by the weak woman act..Hana is stronger than she looks as a ghoul. How would Hide feel about falling for a female Ghoul..who is very similar to Touka.

Hana was reluctant about the guy considering her identity as a ghoul and the last time that she fell in love with a human..she almost got killed by a CCG investigater.

Hide With a Ghoul Love Interest Headcanons

Hideyoshi x Ghoul!OC (Hana Kirishima)

Headcanons, Requested, SFW

Summary: Headcanons of Hideyoshi Nagachika with a ghoul!OC! love interest, who is siblings to Touka and Ayato Kirishima.

Warnings: The word hentai is mentioned, maybe OOC of Hide? Smallest mentions of children at the very end.

(A/N) Thank you for the Tokyo Ghoul request! This is going to be written pre RE: era. I don’t know too much about your OC, but I hope I do her justice. :3

Hide is pretty nice, he never turns down a friendship or a conversation with anyone. So Hana and him get along and talk in Anteiku often.

Hide didn’t know of her ghoul identity for a while, and never would of thought someone like her could be a ghoul.

He finds her sweet, and has a sense of wanting to protect her. Even if he isn’t all that strong himself.

He finds her ability to be serious very cute. He enjoys teasing her of it and likes to try and break her act.

He finds out that she’s siblings to Touka quite quickly, since she works in Anteiku she noticed her own sibling hanging out with Hide.

“I don’t see what you see in him Hana…” Touka will comment, making her sister a cup of coffee to enjoy.

“I don’t see anything in him… Don’t make assumptions like that.” Hana will comment back. Obviously just too stubborn to admit how he makes her feel.

Hide eventually suggests a double date with himself, Hana, Kaneki, and Touka. Everyone accepts that date, and Hana still isn’t wanting to admit her feelings for Hide.

Hide on the other hand…

Random really bad pick up lines. Jokes too, and so many hints Hana just doesn’t take.

Eventually Hide is tired of all his efforts being denied. He confronts her about it.

“Hana, why are you always rejecting me? What is it about me you don’t like?” He questions her.

You see he tried to go to Touka, but all Touka said was that it was complicated. Which he didn’t understand.

“It’s not that there’s something I don’t like, it’s that I’m something you shouldn’t like.” She replied back to him pretty harsh.

Hide seems dumbfounded, really confused to why that is.

Eventually, after a bit of back and forth, Hana will come out to him with her biggest secret. She’s a ghoul, and she explains her past with the CCG and humans.

Hide just stares at her for a bit, and cracks a joke. “Is that why you don’t like my cooking?” He gave her a warm smile.

Hana stays absolutely confused for a while, he isn’t yelling at her, isn’t running away? Why isn’t he scared?

Hana worries he’s going to go tell the CCG after this. So she begins to distance herself from him for a while, never acknowledging him and almost disappearing from his eyes completely for a few weeks.

No news ever comes of the CCG looking for her, no CCG officers end up coming to Anteiku, and her siblings haven’t heard any news either.

She eventually starts seeing Hide again. Asking him many questions to why he never told the CCG, why he wasn’t scared.

“Why would I tell on someone I love so much? How could I be scared if someone I’m so close to?” He says all with a cheery smile.

Hana just stares at him in the eyes, what does he mean how could he be scared??? Literally a flesh eating ghoul?

After a while, they begin to date. :3

Hide is surprised at how impressive her kagune is. Hana showed it to him after a while of his begs, and after quite an interesting encounter.

They were together walking at night in a bit of a secluded place, and someone came at them going on of how it’s their territory. Not for long though.

Hide is very glad she was there to help him, he would of gotten devoured.

After the (quick) fight was over, Hide just stares at it, at her eyes, everything.

“So can I touch it?”

Hana is like what? But let’s him, if he’s extremely careful and doesn’t touch the tips where it can be sharp.

He is very impressed at the texture, he’s confused too. “This is like a hentai.”

Hana gives him a glare, “if you want it to go through you keep talking.” She teases, maybe serious though.

He only chuckles, and they go home after a bit.

They have a pretty cute relationship, lots of random gifts from Hide, and lots of teases from Hana.

If Hana is working at Anteiku for a while too, Hide is bringing her flowers to work to embarrass her in-front of her sister.

Hide spends time with Hana at his own place, and they always play video games or Hide ends up playing them with Hana laying across his lap.

No new issues ever came of their relationship, the CCG never came for her, and Hide was never scared of her.

Hide thinks she’s pretty badass, and loves how soft she is for him compared to anyone else.

If she ever ends up hurt, he’s sending Hana’s sister after her. She doesn’t come home in like 30 minutes? Dialing Touka right now. Maybe even Ayato if it’s hours. Don’t ask how he got their numbers.

He knows they’re both ghoul’s too, since Hana is related to them. So he can trust them to protect Hana when he can’t.

He doesn’t find Hana’s diet gross, and he doesn’t gag when she has to eat. He even keeps wrapped up things for her in a separate mini fridge at his place. He just never wants to try it himself.

Overall very sweet. :3 Hide would never be afraid of his love, he loves Hana with everything. He just is a bit confused of how babies will work in the future…

Word count: 946

Character count: 4,827

(A/N 2) This took me forever I’m so sorry. 3: I didn’t know how to really write your character, but I hope I did well. This isn’t as good as I hoped it would be but I hope it’s still enjoyable to read. I’ve been having mega writers block so pushing out content is slow right nyeow. Hopefully I’ll get all my inbox done soon. :3

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[the-bloody-sadist]

Someone mentioned rereading sinner and ooh! I just took the plunge on reading it for the third time. I had forgotten how much I enjoyed it! I also just finished my first dead dove fic and my is it enjoyable writing depraved fiction. Occasionally I found myself looking at my doc in shocked disgust that I could write something so awful. Good fun!

Out of curiosity, how much of bsd have you read/watched?

Oh yay, I'm so glad to hear it! You guys are insane, re-reading Sinner so much. That's crazy. But I do get it, too, since I made every chapter to be a sort of...extreme build up and release, so you get an emotional high in a lot of those chapters. LOL, so much crying. I'm currently trying to pace it out better and tone it down for the original version without erasing that aspect of it, which is rough.

Lol you looking at your doc in shocked disgust cracks me up. Idk what that feels like but I'm glad you find that fun for your own stuff. :)

I have watched all of BSD that's out! I'm just not a manga reader. Aside from like a few chapters I read to see how it matched the anime, I stopped--because literally it just feels like reading the anime on paper. Hardly anything was added in the first bit at least, so I didn't care to continue or find it worth it, since the BSD story in itself isn't appealing to me, only the characters.

All I read is yaoi in the realm of manga/manhwa/etc., and Tokyo Ghoul was the only deviation from that, because it's one of my favorite stories of all time and the anime was infamously watered down. Well worth it on that one, but yeah!

[gojou-violin]

Last Song: Crack Baby by Mitski

Currently Watching: Tokyo Ghoul and ReLife

Currently Reading: Tokyo Ghoul Re and Pearl Boy

Current Obsession: Tokyo Ghoul 🧍‍♀️🫰

Tagging: @laraleafs @myprettydarlings @unknownspecies @pinkmidi

Tag nine people you'd like to get to know better. I was tagged by @gunfiendbabymama @helenas-revenge @pinkkittysaw thank you!

Last Song: It may have been a Sade song; I've been on an r&b soul kinda kick lately.

Currently Watching: At this literal moment I am watching The Hobbit, but I haven't been hooked on any new shows lately. I watch youtube a lot, dashcams are my guilty pleasure :-/ or epoxy resin videos, ha.

Currently Reading: Fics mostly, I'm slowly reading this smutty book with Zell called the beast 😈.

Current Obsession: I dont have any particular ones....except the same ol' being in love with Aki. Slowly writing for Mountain, thinking about werewolf!Aki and how I want to depict the smut scenes.

Tagging: @tenkoushimura @highque @islandofangels @if-dreams-do-come-true @suget @applespencils @purpgurp @p00pdev1l @playgrl0 👻💖🌼👽

[quinxhcshitposts]

Sometimes Uries paint goes missing and he checks all of the quinx to see if they have it

He never will find it though unless he gets an x-ray on Shirazu’s stomach

[existanceale]

Thanks Sui Ishida for this chapter.... it made me very anxious and as for to add i’m an anxious woman.

[vasorfly]

We will found the king! 🙂😆

[macy-starmoon]

it's 2023 and i still draw my fucking crack OTP

[elmaxlys]

something something they met at a gay bar

[venstuffs]

just some black reaper kaneki appreciation made by yours truly because hes amazing and just needs a hug <3

[abripikuunah]

*AHEM*