#toilet bowl lb

[stereax]

deeply unserious statline boys

[puckpocketed]

we did what we could 🥹💙 this game was always gonna be an uphill battle with all that’s been going on. the power play looked great!! so happy to see canner and ebs exchanging points 😭💙💙💙

and as always the lb was a beacon of light even as we fell behind. thank u for making the game a fun time!!

[sportykalez]

Stanley cup final tomorrow I’m pumped (sharks vs blackhawks)

[weirdnstinky]

Luna doesn’t enjoy the human toilets.

As an elf, Luna’s whole purpose is to consume large quantities of herbivore flesh, protecting the mother tree and its children. If it wasn’t for the forests magical properties, the elves would’ve been buried under heavy black snow 2 million years ago.

But, in order for elves to properly protect the mother tree and fend off from hungry yeti’s, their biology had to take a major leap. Leading elves to adapt as these frog like creatures, sharp eared humanoids who leap across trees, catch herbivores with their tongues, and contain the meals in their elastic bellies. Capable of stretching to thrive the elves size.

And, to give thanks to the mother tree and her children, the elves shit out MASSIVE logs at the base of the trees. Feeding the forest to make it even stronger, protecting the elves further.

Luna decided that she’d like to interact with these advanced being known as humans, a somewhat similar looking species who ride large shinny flying mountians.

Although, Luna found it difficult living without getting 200 lbs of daily raw flesh. Even if the meals tasted amazing, they were far from filling to Luna’s standards.

Not to mention, she could hardly use the toilets. Anytime Luna wanted to unleash her bowls, she’d end up burying the porcelain seats in her poo, gathering an ear full from angry humans who had to shovel her waste.

Luna doesn’t really like living with humans anymore. They were fun to laugh, play, and joke around with, but the lack of food and puny toilets are really cramping her style.

The forest was far simpler. Eat, leap, eat, shit, eat, leap. And maybe fuck. It was a difficult life, but a good life. One that didn’t starve Luna, one that didn’t make her feel guilty, and one that didn’t feel so claustrophobic.

[plokjnhb]

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[olliepeanut]

A Story about My First Hearing Aids

When i was little, I have always asking my mom to tell me the story about my hearing aids story to keep my memories and I can tell everybody about it. Every deaf people have their own stories about their life. Although English is not my first language, so please bear with me with many error grammar and all. this is my story to tell. 

My mother has always wanted to have a deaf child since she was about in high school or college when she met two deaf people. (yes, i did ask her why) She wondered how deaf people go through hardship experience where hearing people don't have that type of experiences. she asked God to give her a deaf child. The years goes by, my older sister was born, sadly not deaf. But happy. a year later, I was born awful sick, life and death and I fought for living because I wanted to live. I was 4 lbs. so small baby. At about 16 months old, my mom took me to doctor twice to make sure my hearing is doing fine. In the end, the doctor told my mom bad news that I cannot hear very well. Of course, my mom was so mad at the doctor that being a deaf is a bad news and the doctor got yelled by her. she took me home and happy that I'm deaf. She sent me to deaf school and she also took American Sign Language class for me. Having a deaf child is very important to learn to communicate in sign language.

I'm not sure which year when I got my first hearing aids. I wore my first hearing aids and I hate it so much because it was too much noise and confused. Everything in the background sounds at the once. I absolutely hate it. I like everything is quiet and peaceful. I don't even know why I have to wear them. I had an amazing idea how to get my hearing quiet... I told my mom that I needed to use the bathroom. My mom was like, "Okay, go to use the bathroom with your sister, so she can watch you" my sister and I went to the bathroom. I looked down the bowl of the toilet and took my hearing aids out.. threw in the toilet and flushed away. I waved and left the bathroom. My mom asked me where I put my hearing aids and I was shake my head and my shoulder shrugged as if I don't know where i put it as I walked off. My sister was like, "Oh, she threw out in the toilet." My mom asked her why didn't she stopped me and her response was, "You told me to watch her..." She thought about it and realized that she did say that to watch me and do nothing. 

I got second hearing aids, I still don't like it. We were on the highway, my mom forgot to close the window, but I saw big truck was coming. It was 18 wheels truck and I waited for truck to get closer. you guessed it right, i threw out the window... Yes, I did that. As we arrived home, I wanted to change the diaper because it was full of pooped and I walked like a penguin. My mom stopped me from going in the house and asked me where was my hearing aids gone. I shrugged and penguin away, my sister mentioned it about what happened to my hearing aids. Oh, we made her so pissed badly. Point where she forgot that i had pooped diaper, she spanked me and paused the hand in the air. yes, yes, my pooped was on her hand dripped down to her arm. she breathed in and out to cool off. She tried to figure how to make me to wear hearing aids. and she found a way to help me to understand why I should wear hearing aids. She told me that I can take it out when I get home from school or any place. I had to wear it when I go out because I need to hear to know what around me and not a lot of hearing people in my family doesn't use sign language to communicate with me. I started to understand why and I love to wear them because of music. I would listening to my favorite music like K-Pop. 

The End. 

See you next time! 

[shop-korea]

Moovit+ - Magnificent - Over $10

per - Year - Now - Showing Street

Names - 4 - Walking - Gets better

Miami - 2% - Asians - Highest - r

Modern - Loose - Koreans braless

or not - both - all the way not even

married - Rich Koreans Not virgins

Haiti - Miami Police - firearm with

Hand commanded me - then hand

Mouthed Ugly Prune - Like Hispanic

He doesn't marry like Allied Alliance

Security - We don't marry small

Breasts Asians - Pee Brain Ugly

Brickell called Cory - Big Nose

Miami called - Cory removing

them as first Female Presidents

Haiti & Miami - Large Nose Cory

Fat Wrinkled 300 lbs - Imelda

2nd - Christian Dwarf

Sleeping at Storage Unit for

Haiti Blks - Males Females

Combat knives - grabbing 2 stab

Philippine Nurses -Haiti eats

Dead Babies - Christian Vudu

Homeless weekdays

Must have walking room for

Huge Breasts bikini girls

Tongs back - Breasts see thru

Blk Male Jewel - other state

from beginning wanted 2 date

me - really 59 - who he was yes

shagging - She finally broke up

with him - wears glasses her

fraternal sister - born next day

no glasses - back 2 out of state

he wanted 2 sleep my tent

1 mat and portable toilet

he said what all say

'he's here 4 penetration'

Bend down - huge moby

Knock up - free - abortion

Said - You know I have fiance

Loan for $8.2 billion - now $12 B

Money Market - insured

Homeless - Blk - 1 eye - Fish blue

Unemployed and fat - where I

slept under bridge - now 3 blk

males - lots of yachts - bikin

girls - veteran - US Army he said

manual - bridge up down - real

stupid male - I went and hid in

elevator - homeless - Floor 2 yes

construction workers also so me

24 min away - New Wendy's

App gave me $7 - credit not - $6.42

Orange Bowl

1515 Northwest 7 st from memory

No Dinner - No breakfast - Lunch

[wholesalerelite]

Electric Conversions Features:

Directly replaces manual pump assembly

Easy to Install

Simple to operate

Dual action control allows water level to be varied

Fits all Jabsco and Par 29090 and 29120 standard and large bowl toilets. Adaptors available to fit many other makes

Suitable for use in above or below waterline installations

Built in macerator

Meets EN50081-2 for Electro Magnetic Compatibility (EMC)

Meets ISO 8846 MARINE and USCG 183.410 for Ignition protection

Self priming up to 0.6m(2ft)

Waste pump discharges over an anti siphon loop up to 1.8m(6ft) and out of a through hull fitting down to 0.9m(3ft) below the surface

Typical power consumption is less than 1.0 amp hour(12 Volt)

Specifications:

Type: Misc

Box Dimensions: 7"H x 10"W x 13"L WT: 7.75 lbs

UPC: 671880520935

[stereax]

[puckpocketed]

sharks girlies i have the stream up. let’s enjoy this 🦈🦈🦈

[bigjohnproductsinc]

Manifold Benefits of Installing a Big Toilet Seat

The Big John 800 lb capacity toilet seat is composed of high-quality plastic that is stain and chemical resistant. From side to side, the seat measures 19 inches wide. The inside dimensions are 11-1/2 inches front to back and 8-3/4 inches side to side. With the accompanying high impact ABS hinges, this heavy-duty toilet seat is simple to install.

To keep the seat from shifting, two huge stabilising synthetic rubber bumpers grasp the porcelain. People with disabilities who have trouble shifting on and off a normal toilet will appreciate the extra stability and safety provided by this heavy-duty seat. The Big John normal Toilet Seat is designed to work with both normal round and elongated toilets.

Why It is Favoured?

There are a few reasons why big toilet bowls and seats are favoured. For starters, there is more room in front of you and a broader target area. This is more practical for men. Second, the greater target area improves sanitary conditions in the toilet area. Add to that the fact that an elongated seat is more pleasant to sit on, particularly if you are tall or of larger stature, and you'll understand why they're more popular.

Big toilet seats are popular for another reason aside from greater seating comfort. They are typically linked with higher-end products. They appear to be trendier and more modern, with a more refined appearance. This is just another reason why longer toilet seats are preferred.

As a society, we are all uncomfortable witnessing disabled people struggle up stairs or squeeze into chairs that are too tiny. For example, our public transit is usually very accommodating to the elderly and the disabled. However, elderly or disabled people frequently struggle in places where the general public cannot see them: the lavatory.

Far too frequently, however, public and private facilities fail to consider the requirements of handicapped or anatomically unusual persons, causing discomfort and tension and discouraging them from ever attempting to leave the protection of their homes. Fortunately, there are specialised expanded or raised toilet seats available to fit everyone's demands.

People nowadays choose nicer and more modern items, so it is rare to see a conventional round toilet with a round seat in a freshly built home. Big Toilet Seat is found in office buildings, hotels, and restaurants for a reason: they look better.

[doccywhomst]

[Video description: a Walmart ad from Instagram that includes a slideshow of many unrelated products and images, listed here. 1) An extremely lifelike, poseable, child-sized doll of a white goblin baby. 2) A toy replica of an American missile, painted green. 3) A woman kneeling beside a wide sculpture of a gigantic red crab. 4) A short leather boot in an Old Western style, with two cloth pull loops sewn to both the front/back of the shoe. I’m sure they have a purpose, but it looks a lil silly. 5) A list of the “Hillbilly Ten Commandments.” 6) A colorful Lego orchid set, fully assembled. 7) A fake “Company Policy” sign that says employees have no sick days, no time off besides weekends, and their only vacation days are government holidays. 8) A 5 LB plastic tub of Claussen kosher pickles. 9) A toilet bowl cleaner called “Mer-Maid” that’s shaped like a smiling blue mermaid. 10) An “original Smokebuddy” in its colorful packaging.]

american libertarianism speedrun

[garrettrulefivewhitlock]

J*dge looks huge at Y*nkee Stadium cause it’s literally the size of a tball field. Snooki would look like a giant here thank you, next

[itsgodthemself]

“Everyone else diets. It’s no big deal.”

Hi everyone! How are all of you feeling? Here’s a little Chrissy angst I wrote a while ago, I decided to edit it and post it here. Trigger warning for mommy issues and eating disorder mentions.

Chrissy sat on her knees in the bathroom, the cold tile burning her skin, her legs falling asleep. Her head was pounding as she stared into the toilet bowl, throat burning as she smelt her own vomit. The smell of her breakfast and yesterday’s dinner returned to her memory, it wasn’t a pleasant memory anymore, not paired with stomach acid. Chrissy’s cheer uniform was getting looser and looser, she was no longer a medium. Her body felt horrible but she felt beautiful, her stomach cried and begged for sustenance. She couldn’t help herself when it came to eating, she got hungry just like everyone else did but she felt bad for it. Her mother made her feel bad for it, 130 lbs, 125 lbs, 119 lbs, 108 lbs and then 90 lbs. 

She slowly got up, standing shakily on her feet and staring at what she had purged. Chrissy was ashamed, her insides cried at the scene. Tears welled in her eyes as she cried flushing the toilet, saying goodbye to the contents of her stomach, she quickly turned as she rested her head on the stall door. Everytime she stood up she felt dizzy, like she could just collapse right then and there onto the tiled floor. Chrissy let her body settle, her stomach gurgling and begging for something to eat, something to have, something to keep. She ignored her body's cries for help, opening her eyes and unlocking the stall door. Her hand laid on the lock, she hesitated opening it, wondering how long it would take her head to stop pounding. 

The bathroom was dark, damp and the lights flickered overhead, it wasn’t a comforting space to be when you were this vulnerable. Chrissy walked over to the sink, staring down to the faucet, afraid of what she’d see looking back in the mirror. Once she looked up she felt tears fall from her eyes, even if she felt weak, even if she hadn’t eaten all day, even if she was 90 lbs, Chrissy looked disgusting. She felt her cheeks stain with tears, her mascara drip down her face, her powdery foundation falling and revealing her acne scars. The perfect pretty girl didn’t feel pretty anymore, nor did she look the part either. Her throat burned and her legs shook under her own weight, as if carrying something heavy when she was as light as a feather. Chrissy turned away from the mirror, her eyes wide with shock and horror, she pressed her back against the cold brick wall and sank down to the floor, she sobbed at the thought of her body. At the sight of it. The head cheerleader at Hawkins High was disgusting, her nails breaking from her lack of calcium, her body covered in goosebumps from her lack of body fat, someone could breathe on her and she would swear she felt a breeze. She felt overweight, she felt useless, even if she slid in her clothes easier these days she could swear there was a struggle. “Chrissy, do you want to try the dress on again, I loosened the back for you.” She heard her mother’s voice call out, the insults ringing in her brain, “Chrissy, this is ridiculous! No good girl asks for seconds, do you see me wanting more than I was given?” these memories bouncing around her skull like some sick screensaver. All Chrissy could hear was her mother, “Chrissy, I’m going to call the school, your uniform shrunk in the wash, it barely fit you before, no way it fits now.” Her tears came out faster, her hands squeezing her arms as she felt her whole body shake and sob. “Chrissy! This is ridiculous, you are a teenage girl not a pig!” The stall doors around her all slammed shut in unison, she screamed.

Her stomach felt like it was going to fall out onto the floor from the terror, maybe then, she’d be skinny enough. 

She struggled to stand again, pushing on her knee and using the sink as support. Chrissy looked into the mirror one last time, wiping her mascara off of her face and reaching down to her bag to fix her blue eyeshadow. She powdered the makeup on, layer after layer. After the 5th layer of eyeshadow and when the mascara finally accentuated her lashes enough, then did Chrissy Cunningham feel pretty again. Her hands went up to her face as she fixed her bangs and smiled, her makeup was like her armour. Shielding her from mean glances and rude words thrown at her in the high school hallway, she felt protected.

“Everyone else diets. It’s no big deal.” She muttered to herself, smiling into the mirror. Her eyes were still wide, bloodshot almost, her teeth were crooked and her throat burned. “Everyone else diets. It’s no big deal.” Chrissy repeated, it was no big deal.

[wearetheunholyfamily]

Betty grabbed the school toilet seat as hard as possible to throw up then immediately sat on the floor and grabbed her arms 🤢🤢🤢 can't imagine touching a toilet to throw up!!

[c-h-pictures]

Prison Break characters as things my friends and I have done

Aleksei, panicking: WHERE’S YURI ALI?

Nadira, calm: He went to the toilet.

Aleksei: Oh thank god. I thought we’d lost him.

Nadira: You thought we’d lost a child?

Aleksei: It wouldn’t be the first time.

-

20! (training age) Jiemba: Bet you can’t get over the full vault without the spring board.

18! (training age) Samon: Sure I can!

Jiemba, moving the spring board away: Go!

Samon: *runs up and effortlessly jumps the vault*

Samon: TOLD YOU!

Samon: *fails the landing, stumbles and falls into the wall*

Jiemba: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-

Samon: *scissor kicks over the high jump*

Kai: *limbos under it at the same time*

Samon & Kai: ARGH! *crash into each other*

Jamie: Idiots.

Dae-Hyun: I hate you two so much.

-

Dae-Hyun: I’m certified in first aid, that means I can legally laugh at you when you do something stupid and get injured.

Samon:

Samon: Is that directed at me specifically or all of us?

Dae-Hyun: The fact you have to ask that question shows that you know it’s directed at you.

-

Samon: *flipping off the trampet to the crashmats*

Samon: *sees Yuri Ali running up to the mats*

Samon: *changes rotation to land on the hard floor rather than the crashmats with the 5 y/o*

Kai: ARE YOU OKAY?

Samon, sat on the floor, in shock: I nearly decapicated - detapit - depa - head removed a child!

-

Jiemba: *flipping off the trampet to the crashmats*

Jiemba: *feels glasses fall off*

Jiemba, internally: Oh fuck.

Jiemba: *lands*

Jiemba: Samon, I don’t want to move. Where are my glasses?

Samon: Well, they should be in my hand because you normally hand them to me whenever you do any form of rotation, so if they’re broken, it’s entirely your fault.

Jiemba: WHERE ARE THEY?

Samon: Oh, it’s fine, they fell off at the beginning and landed on the front of the mat.

-

Haitao, seeing the 7! Samon pick up the 14 lb bowling ball, when Haitao himself normally uses the 12 lb: Oh, this is not going to go well.

Haitao, crouched with Samon: Can you get that onto the roll off thing?

Samon: Yeah!

Haitao:

Haitao: Are you sure?

Samon: Yep!

Haitao: Okay.

Samon: *drops bowling ball nearly onto Haitao*

Haitao: *barely dodges the ball*

Haitao:

Samon:

Haitao: Would you like me to put it on for you?

Samon:

Samon: Yes.