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xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiaoo
#song that i sing when im doing pointless shit in the bathroom#i love drinking warm water its the only way to get me todrink water#and i use chopstciks to eat chicken tenders#hashtag asiancore#<<THIS USER IS TAIWANESE AMERICAN
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open to : anyone who might be at a conference at l.anling
muse : j.in s.i
The young lady dressed in glittering gold and muted pink simply leans forward, face UNCHANGINGLY PLEASANT - seeming as if she's making a perfectly common, appropriately short, harmless, and POLITE remark to someone near her - perhaps resonating with part of her sect leader's monologue? Nothing too out of the ordinary - though perhaps a SELECT few present squint at her a touch longer, wondering at her SIMILARITY to another maiden who had just the night before been a part of a particularly rowdy crowd at the local bar - ah, but it's impolite to STARE.
She always manages to get away with it somehow. Jin Si smiles sweetly in the way her mother says 'young ladies are supposed to,' the expression practically WELDED to her face - her voice however, is still slightly decimated by the partying she'd been up to the night before - "Do me a favor? Pass the wine, will you? Can't listen to this sober much longer."
#tw alcohol#open starter#((jin 'this is what drives me todrink' si))#((CRYING))#((anyway))#((go wild))#jin si
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#राधास्वामी_प��थ_की_सच्चाईsin of consumption of tobacco is equivalent todrinking the blood of a cow#one must never consume it.Kabir Is God
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Mc’s Drink Gets Spiked at the Fall
(Maybe part 1)
(Mc+Asmo+Lucifer)
Trigger Warnings: drugs, getting drugged, reference to sexual assault, alcohol, puking
This is really long and I got tired of working on it lol. Maybe if it’s popular I’ll continue
Ya so I’ve been drugged at the club, shit sucks ass omg I’ve been sick and hungover before but nothing compares to how I felt that night and morning after. If you’ve never been roofied before it’s like you’re fine and then suddenly your drunk x100 and hung over x100.I was t able to even walk the next day. Thankfully I was with a friend so she was able to keep me safe and who ever did it wasted their drugs.
With all the being said, fanfics are my coping mechanism like a weird dairy. So Mc gets their drink spiked while out with Asmo and Lucifer has to save the day
Mc is gender neutral with they them pronouns
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The night was coming to its climax! After a few fancy cocktails at Restaurant 6 you and Asmo had decided to take the party to the Fall. The dance floor was packed, the music shook the floors, and Asmo kept the drinks coming one after the other.
You and Asmo danced and drank for hours, slowly the crowd started to thin as the night grew old. You freely laughed with Asmo as you both stubbled over to the bar. Asmo was what could only be described as white girl wasted, wobbling in his heels giggling as his balance swayed back and forth. You wouldn’t say you were wasted perhaps tipping over the line of tipsy would be accurate. The fall only carried a small selection of human world liquor so compared to your date you had had considerably less to drink.
You sat Asmo a top a tall bar chair at cocktail table with in arms reach of the bar.
“Ooo grabme a drink!” Asmo slurred as you left to grab you both waters. Both of you unaware of the hungry eyes that lingered on you from a dark corner.
“Here babe” you said setting the water in front of you very sloshed date.
Asmo happily grabbed the glass taking a big swig only for his face to fall at the distinct lack of alcohol. “Hey! Thisisolywater!”
“Ya and you should drink it.”
“I’m fine~” Asmo wasn’t very convincing as he went to stand. “I’m getting somthin real todrink”.
Asmo took about two wobbly steps before he lost his balance and not so gracefully fell to the ground.
“Asmo! Are you ok!?” You quickly moved to his aid abandoning your waters at the table.
“Imfine imfine,” Asmo simply laughed as you helped him back to his seat.
“Come on let’s drink our water and have Mams come pick us up.”
“Ugh fine.” Asmo huffed taking a sip of his water.
Satisfied, you began to drink yours. Feeling a little dizziness, you laid your head down. ‘Maybe you had more to drink than you thought’
Asmo finished off his water feeling the spinning in his head start to slow. Just as he was ready to call Mammon suddenly you released what could only be described as a waterfall of vomit.
“Mc!?” Asmo was quick to side, propping you up from laying in you puke puddle. “Hey darling are you ok?”
“Mo I don’t feel sgood” you voice came out weak and strained.
“It’s ok hun come on, let get you some fresh air” but as Asmo helped you to stand you legs gave out toppling both of you to the ground.
Your head was spinning as you vision blacked out. All you could comprehend was Asmo’s voice as he frantically called over the bouncer for help.
With the help of a very concerned bouncer Asmo was able to get you out side. However the cold night air did nothing to clear your head. Asmo gently propped you up against the bars brick wall only for you to slide down legs to weak to stand.
“Hold on Mc, I’ll call Mammon we’ll be home soon.” Asmo tried to reassure you and him self as he frantically pulled out his D.D.D.
“Lucifer…” you groaned in you delirious state.
“Damn!” Asmo cursed. Five calls and Mammon’s useless ass couldn’t be bothered to answer a single one.
“Lucifer…” you weakly called you again.
Asmo paused, he could call Lucifer. There’s no question the eldest brother would answer his call. But if he saw you in this state there’d be serious hell to pay.
“Lucifer… I want Lucifer…” you called his name like a scared child calling for its father. You head lulled to the side suddenly feeling to heavy for you neck to support.
That’s it, Asmo quickly dialed Lucifers number, pacing as he waited for the eldest to pick up.
“Yes Asmodeus, what is it this time?” Lucifer answered already irritated by what ever it is Asmodeus could need at two thirty in the morning.
“Lucifer! We need you to come pick us up! We’re at a bar across from the Fall.”
“Unbelievable. Asmodeus it’s 2:30 in the morning. Do you really expect me to drop my work just to come play taxi for you. Unless your legs are broken I suggest you start walking.”
“Please Lucifer!” Asmo begged. “Mammon was supposed to pick us up but he’s not answering his phone!”
Lucifers mind wandered to Mammon who was currently hung from the ceiling. “Very well, I’ll be there in twenty minutes. Stay by the curd where I can see you.”
“Thank you! You’re the best big brother ever!”
Asmo knelt down to your level, patting you face gently to see if you were still conscious.
You simply groan turning you head to puke again.
“I’m so sorry Mc, Lucifer will be here soon! We’re gonna get you home and cleaned up before you know it!” Asmo assured you rubbing you back.
Asmo sat you down on the curd where he stood anxiously waiting for Lucifer to arrive. What was he going to tell the eldest when he saw the state you were in. All the times he had seen you drunk off your ass either at home casually drinking with his brothers or at one of Diavolo parties, you had never been fucked up to the point you couldn’t stand. Asmo counted your drinks, maybe three cocktails and a few shots? That’s not nearly enough to make you this sick. Asmo couldn’t wrap his head around what had happened to put you in such a state.
Asmo was startled from his thoughts by Lucifer honking his car horn as he pulled up to the curb.
Lucifer rolled down his window. “Where’s Mc?”
You had fallen back waiting for Lucifer. With out the brick wall to support you, you body had been too heavy to keep up right.
“They’re right here!” Asmo leaned down to pull you up.
Lucifer leaned out the window to see you laying on the ground. You head lulled back as Asmo hopelessly pulled on your arms trying to get you to stand.
“For fuck sake,” Lucifer groaned getting out to help get you into the car. “This is absolutely unbelievable.”
Lucifer easily scooped you up in his arms. “What the devil is wrong with them?” He immediately noticed how your body felt completely limp as though you were merely a doll.
“I don’t know! They were fine one second and like this the next! We only had a few drinks I swear!” In his big brothers presence Asmodeous finally felt his anxiety over you state over whelm him.
Lucifer signed, of course you couldn’t just be drunk, at least then he could scold you for being irresponsible. He gently rocked you, testing if you were still conscious.
“Lucifer,” you weakly called you your voice barely above a whisper. “I want Lucifer.”
Good at least you were awake although you clearly weren’t able to process your surroundings.
“Mc can you hear me?” He tried getting your attention.
“Luci? Wanna go home, don’t feel good.” You began to cry, delirious and scared you curled into his chest.
Good he thought, at least you’re responsive. “Hush now Mc, I’m here to take you home.”
Asmodeus began to cry too his head still spinning from all the demonous, “I’m so sorry Lucifer, Mc. I don’t know what happened.”
“Keep it together Asmo, just open the door so I can get them home.”
Asmo did as he was instructed chocking back more tears. Lucifer gently sat you in his passenger seat laying it back so you head wouldn’t hang forward.
On the drive back to the House of Lamentation, Asmo recounted all of the nights events to the best of his memory. Lucifer listened careful trying to figure what could have possibly happened to put you in such a state. He agreed with his little brother that it couldn’t have been the alcohol. He too has seen you wasted stumbling through the halls of HoL with his brothers, but you always seemed to bounce back rather quickly.
“Asmodeus, I want you to call Solomon. Have him meet us at home.” Lucifer signed, he hated to ask that shady wizard for help but you were more important than his pride.
“Ok,” Asmo couldn’t hide the nervousness in him voice. If Solomon needed to be involved it must be serious.
The phone rang only twice before Solomon picked up. “Hello?”
“Solomon I need you!” Asmo’s voice was desperate his anxiety over you completely consuming him.
“I’m sorry Asmodeus, I’m not really in the mood tonight.” Solomon completely misunderstood, used to the demon calling him out of a different kind desperation.
“No not that, somethings wrong with Mc!” Asmo explained everything he could, from the nights event to you current condition.
“Ok, hmm I understand. I’ll meet you there.”
Solomon was standing out side the main door when Lucifer pulled up. Before Lucifer could even turn off the car. Solomon was opening the passenger door and lifting you into his arms. Lucifer simply bit his tongue not in the mood to argue with the sorcerer.
Solomon navigated the halls of the house as if he too lived there, making his way to your bedroom. Lucifer was right behind him as Asmo stumbled behind.
“Wait!” Asmo called to Solomon.
Solomon didn’t stop but he did slow his pace for Asmo to catch up.
“Solomon, take them to me room.”
“Why?”
“Look at them,” Asmo motioned to your crumpled form.
Solomon took a moment to inspect you. Your cheeks were stained with tears, your hair matted and disheveled, your clothes were stained with puke, and your were covered in dirt and sweat.
“Let me get them cleaned up.” Asmo pleaded.
“Very well, Solomon please do as Asmo asks,” Lucifer spoke up. Above all else caring for you comes first.
“Alright, here Asmo.” Solomon handed you off rather reluctantly but he couldn’t argue considering you’re state.
Asmo carefully cradled you in his arms. Despite his thin frame you were still feather light in his arms thanks to his natural demonic strength. When he felt just how limp you were he had to bite his lip to keep his emotions at bay. All he wanted to do was get you cleaned up and tucked into bed.
Solomon and Lucifer followed him to his room further discussing the incidents to had occurred that night. They waited in Asmo’s room as he took you into his bathroom.
“I’m sorry Mc, I promise my intentions are pure at least this time.” Asmo gave you an apologetic look as he stripped you out of your vomit stained club wear. ‘I’ll have to take them shopping’ he thought as he tossed the ruined garments aside. He was carful to watch for any resistance as he removed your underwear but you were like a doll with no strength or will of your own.
Asmo propped you up against the wall for a moment as he got the bath ready and removed his own dirty clothes. He hesitated for a moment before picking you up to place you in the bath. The thought of feeling your skin against his and bathing with you did make his heart flutter but he quickly pushed those feelings down focusing on caring for you. He scooped you up into his arms, testing the water before he lowered you down with him.
He laid you between his legs, having you lay back against his chest. He went to work gently scrubbing you down. Asmo felt ashamed as his cheeks heated up and his heart fluttered running his soapy hands over your body carful to avoid any intimate areas. His emotions were running high seeing you so sick and vulnerable. He can’t help but feel his heart ache remembering how you called out for Lucifer. He wondered if you would rather have Lucifer in here with you. No, he could think that way. Not now while you were still in this condition.
He finished by leaning you back to wash your hair. He cradled you head in one hand carful not to let and water or soap get in you eyes as he ran the shampoo through your hair. He felt satisfied with getting you cleaned up and feeling much cleaner himself. There wasn’t much else he could do to help you, he felt so helpless. But, at least he could make sure you were comfortable. Asmo wrapped a warm fuzzy pink towel around your form, as well as one around his hips.
Solomon and Lucifer stopped their conversation when they hear the bathroom door. Asmo stepped out of the steaming room suspicious of they’re sudden silence. He didn’t like that they wanted to hide what he assumed they believed had happened to you. He also didn’t like the way Lucifers gaze was fixed on you or how Solomon’s gaze racked over both of you.
“Could we have some privacy?” Asmo’s question came out as a demand as he placed you on his bed to fetch you both pjs.
“Right,” Lucifer quickly turned around, averting his gaze from your form.
“Of course,” Solomon however turned around slowly his eyes lingering in you.
Asmo quickly dressed you in his coziest jammies before dressing himself. He tucked you into his bed making sure you’re head had plenty of support. By this point you were out cold and completely unresponsive to anything happening around you. Asmo sat next to you on the bed, gently pushing your damp hair from your forehead. “Alright, you perverts can turn around now.”
Lucifer and Solomon both turned back around. They traded glances before meeting Asmo’s eyes.
“So what were you talking about?” Asmo asked trying to keep up his usual sweet and innocent act.
Lucifer spoke first, “we were discussing a few theories about what we believe happened to Mc.”
“Oh? And what’s wrong with them?” Asmo couldn’t have hidden how nervous he felt even if he wanted to. They were being awfully cautious.
Solomon spoke now, “we believe it’s either a curse, a poison, or a human world drug.”
“We just need to examine them to figure out which it is so we can better treat them.” Lucifer finished.
Asmo could take a hint. Reluctantly he moved away from the bed allowing them to approach.
Solomon and Lucifer took his place by your side. Lucifer went first scanning your body for any hint of magic tampering or a curse. Solomon then thoroughly checked you over. He checked your vitals, as well as your eyes and mouth. He felt over your body searching for any abnormalities that could indicated the use of Devildom poison.
“Well?” Asmo asked growing impatient watching his friend feel you up.
“Well Lucifer?” Solomon asked first.
Lucifer sighed, “I didn’t find any residual magic or signs of a curse. And you Solomon?”
“Well the good news is I don’t believe they were poisoned at least by anything that could be found here in Devildom.” Solomon rubbed his chin in thought.
“Ok so then what’s wrong with them!?” Their answers did nothing to calm him down. “If it’s poison or a curse, what is it?”
Lucifer and Solomon shared a glance again. Lucifer shook his head no but Solomon remained firm. Before Lucifer could stop him he stood to face Asmo. “It’s hard to confirm with out proper medical testing but I believe Mc’s been drugged with a human world substance called Rohypnol or some call it roofies. It’s commonly used in the human world to sedate victims so they’re easier to s…”
“That’s enough Solomon.” Lucifer cut him off before he could finish but it didn’t matter, it was clear Asmo understood as the color drained from his face.
He wasn’t stupid. He’d heard of “getting roofied” before and he was fully aware of how humans used it. Asmo’s felt sick. Best case scenario you’re attacker would’ve just devoured you. However he knew if they had gone to the trouble of drugging you with a human world drug they had more than just eating you in mind.
Asmo broke down. “It’s all my fault.” He fell to his knees sobbing, “Mc could’ve been raped or worse and it’s all my fault.”
Lucifer said nothing. Truthfully he wanted to be furious. Angry at you for being so careless and angry at Asmo for not keeping a closer eye on you. But he just didn’t have it in his heart to lecture his little brother who was currently crumpled up on the floor crying. And fortunately for you he was much more worried than angry.
Solomon kneeled down to Asmo’s level gently placing his hand on his shoulder. “What’s important now is it’s nothing fatal and Mc will get better with rest and plenty of water.”
In his mind Asmo knew Solomon was right, you were going to be ok at worst just extremely hung over and dehydrated for a couple of days. But his heart ached with the knowledge of what could’ve happened.
This knowledge also weighed heavy on Lucifer’s heart. One slight slip up tonight and you might not have been with them now. Although you’re time in his life so far had been short, he couldn’t imagine it with out you.
“Since Mc’s going to be ok,” Lucifer finally spoke. “I’d better go start working on the paper work and reporting this incident to Diavolo.” He rubbed the bridge of his nose the exhaustion of the night catching up to him.
Solomon signed, “I’d better join you to help explain Rohypnol and how it’s used to Diavolo. Watch over Mc for us Asmo.”
Asmo sniffed taking a deep breath to calm him self. “Ok I will.” Solomon help him to his feet, turning to exit with Lucifer.
After the two left Asmo stood there for a moment focusing his breathing to calm down. He looked to you still knocked out. You looked as bad as you probably felt. While still sniffling, Asmo went to work on your face routine at least want he could while you slept. He massaged the serums in to face, feeling satisfied with the slight glow they gave you. He took care of his own routine before running to the kitchen to get you both water.
#obey me asmodeus#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me asmo#om swd#obey me headcanons#obey me writing#om asmodeus#obey me luficer#obey me solomon#om lucifer#mc x lucifer#lucifer x mc#asmo x mc#asmodeus x mc
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POV Pansy Parkinson is your girlfriend(Smart! Fem! Reader)
● Pansy is your roommate andshedoes your makeup everyday. ● Pansy loves tobake sweets with youbut shedoesn't eat them “Because I will become fat” but youbeg her totryONE andshe eventually gives in andeatsONE. ● Youhelp PAnsy with her homework because youare a better student than her andshe helps you with your fashion because she is THE MOST fashionable girl in school. ● Pansy is thatone person who wouldyellout her sexuality (Bi) if she was askedto withoutquestion or hesitation and she wouldalsoyellout she loves youso much in the same spirit. ● Youhave a homework club (With Mattheo, Theo, Enzo,Astoria,Delphne, Blaise) that youare the presidentof andyou drag Pansy with youtothe library for the club everyday. ● Pansy gives youkisses in the hallways even though literally everybody in the school is there because she is SHAMELESS. ● Pansy takesdrunk photos with you, Mattheo, Theo, Enzo,Astoria,Delphne, Blaise (yes I copy andpastedthat from #5)
● Theonly things Pansy reads is tweets, tick-tock captions, texts, and wattpadfanfiction while yoube reading the whole 3 Lordof the ring series in 3 months (Ididthat btw) ● Youdon’t reallydrink andyousupervise Pansydrinking andonly allow her todrink 3 cups max, even though you reallydon’t want herdrinking at all (Same with your friends but youhave nocontrolof how much theydrink that much) andyoudon’t let her gotobars without you. ● Pansy is a big spoon andyouare a little spoon. ● Youhave a pet cat namedStella (She is a black cat) that Pansy loves so much andStella cuddles with youandPansy.
#Clean bc im doing it at school#Pansy Parkinson x Fem! Reader#Pansy parkinson#Pansy#Parkinson#Fem! Reader#Reader#Pansy Parkinson x reader#x Reader#X Fem! Reader#ByAri sama#Tumblr#Writing#Harry Potter fanfiction#Harry Potter#Harry#potter#Fanfiction#Harry potter fanfic#Fanfic#Headcanon
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Uhhii!!!! I was wondering if you could do an outsiders matchup for me if you're still doing them? I want it to be a male character please!
Physical description: I have thick shoulder length wavy brown hair. It's really soft (like- it's practically fur) even though I barely do anything to it (like I literally just use shampoo and conditioner wtf-). I have pale skin and blue eyes. I pretty much always have big ol’ bags under my eyes. I usually wear sweatpants and a hoodie along with my black and white converse with little sharpie lines that make them look like paws :3. When I’m not wearing my coat I'll have a slightly oversized T-shirt. I also have this coyote tail I'll clip onto the back of my pants and I've been wearing that a lot! I’m also a bit chubby. (I honestly forgot how tall I am so uh around five and a half)
Personality: I’m pretty quiet until I become friends with someone and then I will just not shut up. I don't really understand other's emotions that well and I have a hard time showing mine. I also have a hard time putting how I'm feeling into words. I tend to struggle with empathy and comforting people. I try to make jokes about bad things happening to me or shared experiences with me and my close friends. I have really high energy except when I’m tired, and then I'll practically be passing out. I tend to hold grudges for a long time. I don't really care about what happens to me which leads me to just not for anything for a few days and I'll be miserable because I don't have anyone with me and I need to be told to take care of things to do it most of the times (like I can barely take care of myself). I qwill however do literally anything for my friends, even if it puts me directly in harm's way. I don't really know what to talk about most of the time so I'll just follow them around like a lost puppy. I also act like some feral gremlin a lot of the time. I show affection like a cat or crow just bringing the people I care about weird little trinkets.
Things I like: PALEONTOLOGY!!!!!!!! Musicals, drawing, animals, and fantasy! I mainly like to draw dragons and dinosaurs and I read books about them lot! My favorite type of book is probably xenofiction!! (Stories told from the perspective of nonhuman things. Like warrior cats or wings of fire!) I love to read and I’m really good with spelling (on paper. I make so many typos omg). I also like going out to the country and howling with the coyotes!!
Other info: I sleep like a cat. I have a hard time falling asleep but I sleep in really weird and uncomfortable positions. I can also bend my fingers back a lot more than normal without touching them(I only found out this wasn't how far everyone else could bend their fingers back this year ;-;) I hate milk. I literally gag while trying todrink it. But I willeat almost everything tgat isn't food! This could be little bits ofetsl, stuff offthe floor, paper, and other stuff. My rule is if I don't gag while trying to ingest it it's fine. (I have a problem.) I’m Transmasc and a gay grey aroace (i think-)! My pronouns are He/It/That
No pressure to do this!! If it isn't enough info I'll happily resend this!
Your Outsiders Ship: Darry Curtis
Explanation: starting off with your looks, I feel like he would be extremely attracted to you. He loves your hair and how soft it is, and I feel like he constantly be running his hands through it or asking if he can run his hands through it I just feel like it’s one of his favorite things to do especially at the end of a long day from work. He just wants to come home and run his hands through your beautiful hair and I support that honestly. He thinks your eyes are gorgeous and wishes that you didn’t have such bags under them if they’re from tiredness and if they’re natural, he’d find them cute but if you were tired and that’s why you always had them he would insist that you go to sleep more because he’s just caring like that. Your casual style is some thing that he can relate to, and I think that he would find your tail utterly adorable. I think he also likes it that you’re short because that’s some thing he would totally tease you about whether it’s just making a joke about it or lifting you up and spinning you around to show the height difference I don’t know. I just feel like he likes his partners shorter. he would start the conversation with you if you were more quiet and as soon as you guys get kind of that past awkward stage and you start talking a lot, he’s honored that you can do that with him and I just feel like he’d be so in love with whatever you have to say. I feel like he relates to not being able to express his emotions properly or really even understand them because I feel like he has some extreme anger issues that can often result in him bursting out into anger when he doesn’t even mean to be that harsh he just doesn’t know how to handle his emotions so I feel like that’s something that you would work together as a couple and he would absolutely understand if you ever had your fits of anger as well and you guys could work through that together and it would be good for the both of you but I feel like it’s something that you would bond or connect over. I’m not sure how he would feel about you casually joking about your trauma. I feel like he’d be a bit uncomfortable with it until he discovers that you really are just fine with it. You humor is way how you cope and it helps you kind of process your emotions and then he supports it and laughs along. You guys would also be perfect because if you can’t care for yourself, he will take care of you. He’s been taking care of people all his life and now he’s kind of used to it so I feel like he would be a great partner to have for you because he would be the one constantly reminding you to drink water eat food. Remember that you have that appointment today remember X and I feel like he would be just a great partner to help you, get back on your feet and get on track. He would be a great person to help you focus as well. he knows how to sort his priorities and would help you with that. He would love any weird little trinkets that you got him and probably cherish them forever and I feel like he would try to get you stuff too, and he would save up at the end of the month from all of his free money that isn’t going directly to bills and food in order to get you a nice gift. He doesn’t get xenofiction at first, but as soon as you introduce this new genre to him, I feel like it expanse his mind on literature because I also think that he’s a frequent reader like I don’t think pony is the only one in the household to Reese I think Darry is a frequent reader when you introduce him to this new genre of book he would totally be in love with it. I just feel like he thinks the concept is incredibly interesting and just yeah, really find it. Fascinating concept. He thinks it’s cool that you’re passionate about so many different things and he hopes one day he can have as many interests you and not feel so bland whenever he’s next to you because I mean you have a lot of different cool things that you’re interested in sometimes he feels like he’s not good enough for you which she would have to reassure him that he is. He’s made fun of you multiple times for your weird sleeping
Positions and I feel like some part of him is still satisfied though because he just likes seeing you and looking at you so relaxed in here really weird position and I feel like he’d only make fun of you for it and like a joking you’re friendly way and if it was something you didn’t insecure about he would drop it, but I don’t know. I just feel like it’s kind of funny to see you so relaxed and such a strange position but if it, makes you happy then it makes him happy. I think he would be a bit disturbed the first time he tries to see you eat something that isn’t food and would make you force it out of your mouth and he thinks that if something isn’t healthy, you should not be eating it so if you tried to eat something that was like not good for you he would definitely make you spit it out and he would pry this shit out of your mouth so don’t don’t even try around him OK? Anyway yall are cute!
#urlocalnonbinarybastardwritesanswers#the outsiders hcs#the outsiders#the outsiders headcanons#Darry Curtis
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have just had the absolutely mindblowing and devastating realisation that the jars i love the lid styles of so dearly are empty moccona jars. i have todrink instant coffee to get them.
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i need todrink an wntire bottle of irish cream this shit is so good
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and that concludes drontoversy seminar cause I wanna watch george thanks everyone for dropping by and remember todrink water and eat. cause I forgot to
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Who is more likely todrink an entire box of craprisun within about 1-3 hours you or fllworr
me
#vocaloid#fukase#vflower#fukasevocaloid#vocaloidfukase#vflowervocaloid#vocaloidflower#vocaloid fanart#v4flower#chimerakase#chimerafukase#alienfukase#alienkase
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genuinely think the koolaid saying is in really poor taste like its not even appropriate since they were forced at gunpoint todrink it but also such a flippant reference to a horrible tragedy where 1000 people died. can we denormalise that
#it just feels idk flippant and victim blaming towards cult victims and survivors in general#also I'm aware if wasn't even koolaid#literally 1/3rd the deaths of 9/11 but if we were casually like you really just hit the second tower on this one#people woild lose their mindssssss
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HI I SAW U POST AND I HAD A LI LTOO MUCH TODRINK BUT IM HERE TO SAY I LOVE U AND ALL U DO AND APPRECIATE U SM AND IF U CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISMFAS AND IF U DONT… HAPPY SUNDAY 😇♥️🍆🥂💍🥃🔥☀️🙏🍴💒🎻😟🙄
I CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS MY BELOVED MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO 🤍🤍 I LOVE YOU MORE DARLING UR SO CUTE RIGHT NOW I HOPW YOU HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL TIME AND A LONG GOOD NAP BELOVED I LOVE YOU !!!!
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Brecht apologist: "I get why it happens on tiktok(censorship) but if you're a grown adultsaying "d-worded" "unalived" "seggs"gRaped" in any other non-tiktok context you need to be put in the stocks in the town square and pelted with tomatoes
you sound like children afraid to say aswear word but you're old enough todrink. get a grip.
before another moron is like "but the word rape sounds so bad and uncomfyand icky 6!!" uh YEAH! because it's rape. it's actually good that words evoke feelings and cutesy euphemisms for an evil thing are a detriment to society and general comprehension
Magdalene J. Taylor: was thinking about how the corn emojihas become totally synonymous withporn now.. that's gotta be an entirely newthing that TikTok has generated, right?
Brecht apologist: yeah it is! you can't say porn on tiktokallegedly (i'm inclined to think that's true)so they say corn "
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i need todrink a glass of they’re not talking about you juice
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