#todofam incorrect quotes

[number1villainstan]

Shouto: Would you help me if I was hurt? Natsuo: Of course. Shouto: Would you help me if I was dying? Natsuo: I'd give up my organs for you. Shouto: Would you avenge me if you couldn't save me? Natsuo: In a heartbeat. Shouto: Shouto: So does that mean I can borrow your phone charger-- Natsuo: Fuck no.

[poppy5991]

Dabi: Where’s mom?

Shoto: Dunno, she went to like a sex party or something?

Dabi: *spits out drink*

Natsuo: *chokes on air*

Fuyumi: Good for her.

Natsuo, calling Rei: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

Rei: The neighbor invited me to their baby’s gender reveal party. Why? What’s wrong?

[c512h]

Endeavor with his in laws:

Hawks: YAY we're all family now

Mirko: Does this mean I get to call you dad at work?

Bakugo: I'LL SURPASS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ONE DAY JUST WATCH!!

Shigaraki: BTW if there are illegal stuff bought with your credit card don't ask about it.

Endeavor thinking: This is my punishment, isn't it.

[fan-dweeb]

*in a happier alternate universe*

Fuyumi: No Shoto, we don’t give people the middle finger

Natsuo: Yeah, we give them all five fingers

Touya: Right across their face >:)

[sinnamonpork]

todofam drama in a nutshell:

[thesakuragarnet]

Incorrect PHOENIX AU Quotes

*POV, the Todofam goes to Disney World*

[*Shoto and Toya in the line at Test Track*]

Shoto: I'm not here for the ride I'm just here for the lore

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO

Listen I am in love with your little comics with baby Fuyumi. She deserves the world I need to see more of the Todosibs

Baby Fuyumi is precious and does indeed deserve the whole world!

The good news is that I have a few dozen drafts of the tinytodos that I just need to finish inking.

Enji won't stand for this slander, Fuyumi! He worked hard on his eugenics project!

[number1villainstan]

Shouto: I was raised as an only child. Shouto: That shit really pissed my siblings off.

[poppy5991]

Rei: Why didn’t you ground Shoto for skipping school?!

Enji: He looked me in eye and said, “You can forgive Touya for committing terrorism, but not me skipping class?” And I couldn’t argue with that logic.

[eyeless-jeff666]

Five seconds until Enji tells him he missed him. "I told Shoto I was proud of him!" "Shit dude"

Dabi: Hey Endeavor, I randomly decided to show up to your house to pick a fight with you.

Endeavor: Not now, Touya.

Dabi: Whadayamean not now?! I’m here. I’m fighting you.

Endeavor: I was hit with a truth-telling quirk. You don’t wanna be here.

Dabi: Oh please. What, are you gonna tell me you’re disappointed?

Endeavor: I AM disappointed!

Dabi: Here we go.

Endeavor: …in myself for not knowing your favorite food!

Dabi: The fuck?

Endeavor: You probably have so little joy in your life, and all I do is make it worse by existing.

Dabi: Shut the-

Endeavor: I know I’m supposed to call the police, but I really don’t want to. I actually rather wish you stayed.

Dabi: THE FUCK?

Endeavor: You look hurt. And hungry. And sleepy. I feel like it’s my duty to correct these things.

Dabi: Oh my god, this quirk is a nightmare.

Endeavor: I know!! I can’t stop!! I already told Hawks I don’t mind him tagging along all the time, and it only got worse from there!

Dabi: Holy shit.

Endeavor: HELP!

[c512h]

Fuyumi: Rumi kissed me!

Shoto: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Natsuo: It was unbelievable!

Shoto: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Natsou: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Shoto, get the wine and unplug the phone. Fuyumi, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Fuyumi: Oh, it ended VERY well!

Shoto: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Natsuo: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Fuyumi: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Shoto: Ohh... So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?

Fuyumi: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair!

*meanwhile*

Mirko: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Hawks: Tongue?

Mirko: Yes

Hawks: Cool.

[fan-dweeb]

Fuyumi: Wha- you think a woman can’t swear?

Touya: Women can, you can’t

Fuyumi: Oh yeah?

Fuyumi: FFFFFFFUUUUUUdge cakes

Fuyumi: >:/

[winternightsky]

Tag guide (everyone please ignore this, this is purely for my own benefit and to help me navigate my own blog better):

Jjba

Jojo's bizarre adventure.

pb, bt, sdc, diu, gw, so. Multiple parts.

Bruabba, fugio.

Phf.

Fav.

Mp100

Mob psycho 100.

Favorites.

Kageyamas, the fraud, spirits and such, ens., ???, reigen being a single father, confession arc

Terumob, ritshou, serirei

Kny

Demon slayer

Kny fanart, kny best, au kny, kny spoilers, kny video.

Tomioka giyuu, kamado siblings, shinazugawa siblings, mcs/mcs plus hashiras, kamaboko squad, fox children, butterfly girls, hashiras, demons, adventures in ohagi, big brother giyuu

Obamitsu, tankana, zenitsu x nezuko, sanegiyuu, sabigiyuu

Dcst

Sengen

Bnha

Bnha fanart, bnha best, bnha video

Todofam, Back alley trio, origin trio, traffic light trio, bone breaker, combustian man, bnha girls, class 1 a, ua teachers, pro heroes, dad might, dad for one, mamadoriya, small might, dadzawa, deku, dadzawa family, lov, ofa users, bnha fantasy au, incorrect quotes/bnha99

Izuocha, tododeku, kamishin, kiribaku, todobakudeku, erasermic, erasermight, momojirou, tsuchako, miritama, toshinko

HxH

Hxh fanart, hxh best

Main four

Killugon, leopika, hisoillu

Naruto

Naruto fanart, naruto best, naruto video

Team 7

Sns

Ons

Ons fanart

Mikayuu, gureshin

Tbhk

Death note

Genre tags

Cool, cute!, feels, funny, sweet

Artists on tumblr

Mostly jjba: kuuhaiyu, calmbigdipper, norue

Mostly mp100: kuuhaiyu, linktoo

Mostly kny: pikurusu, melo, kawacy, mia, velinxi, andythelemon, furanse

Mostly bnha: moonpaw, mia, velinxi, joker, sharlock, suntails, iowa, shima, ammeja, keiid, nartothelar, ikimaru

Mostly naruto: surfacage, elentori

Other: the sexyman chronicles, polls, misc

[fan-dweeb]

Natsuo to his colleagues: Don’t be too hard on yourself. My dad and older brother probably killed more people than you ever couldn’t save in 5 life times. Besides, at least you don’t beat up and neglect your child to the point of one of them resorting to villainy

Colleagues:

———

Intern: Wow how did you figure out that the child was being neglected by their parent without any NAIs?

Natsuo: Nothing beats first hand experience

Intern: 0.0

Are you kidding me, of course Geten is related to Rei and therefore the Todoroki’s. He sat in a cell next to Compress and said “okay I’m going to tell you everything about myself, specifically my families dark secret and the reason I ran away. chime in whenever you want”

We always knew the Todoroki’s had a “tell random people about our drama” gene. It was the HIMURA gene and if Geten ever interacts with the family, he is going to ENCOURAGE it and make it worse

Next thing you know, Shouto is telling the customer in the waiting line behind him at the store how he saved his long lost villain brother and got a terrorist uncle out of it as well. Geten will join him and start talking about the liberation army. Natsuo is trying to drag them both away. Touya is helping Rei put the shopping in the bags while Fuyumi apologizes to the person in line. Endeavor is paying and wondering why he can’t ever get some peace and quiet in this family

[incorrect-todorokis]

Fuyumi: I'm starting to regret showing you how the blender works.

Natsuo, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

[the-moons-ace-card]

Shoto: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel

Fuyumi: An optimist sees the light at the end

Natsuo: A realist sees a freight train

Touya: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks