#todays sponsor is baby jason todd in a sleep shirt

[bruciemilf]

It's Valentines day so I'm gonna talk abt divorced bruharvey!

It'd be so funny if everything's the same; Harvey's a well feared and respected gangster. Bruce is the famously reclusive billionaire who cries when dropping off his kids at daycare. Batman still fights Two-Face, but--

" You better, -- ugh,-- you better not forget Jason's toothbrush this time,"

" I didn't forget, " Batman literally power slams Harvey through a table...Carefully, somehow, " YOU forgot to take it."

" God forbid I make a mistake,"

" At least it's not a " beat up a waiter for staring at me" mistake"

" Oh there we go, -- there we go everybody!"

Harvey coming to pick Jason and Dick up because that's his weekend, only for him and Bruce to exchange hisses they KNOW damn well are flirtatious, " You best pick up when I call you tonight"

" Or what?"

" Oh, it's like that? You really wanna piss me off?" (Wants to rail him)

" Maybe. Brings out your good side." (Wants to get railed)

Luckily, Dick, age 8, breaks them up before they'd do something rational. "Bye, B!" With his Cinderella bags, whining when Bruce presses kisses on his cheeks before passing him to Harvey, " Jason said he doesn't want to go, actually, --"

" Waif for me!" Jason, age 4, in one of those adorable sleep shirts for babies that go past his tiny legs, woddles down the stairs, obviously tied up with a jumping cord, " I have little legs!"

Bruce glares at Dick and Harvey for laughing.

" No sugar. And no more toys."

" Fuck you. If they want it they got it. "

" You are such a bastard, Harv."

" Sure am. Get over here and give me a kiss "

Bruce does.