#today we’ll be killing whitebeard at his sons execution
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dykelizard · 10 months ago
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buggy livestreaming almost the entirety of the summit war is possibly the funniest thing to come out of the entire marineford arc
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Reading One Piece pt 321: Soldier Boy
Chapter 569
Thoughts:
- “They’re trying to execute Ace again!” why is it so funny. Darn, it didn’t work before, guess we’ll try again
- “Straw Hat Boy! The energy hormone only tricks your body! It doesn’t fix any of your injures!” are you telling me Luffy is on amphetamine right now. He’s like that Finnish soldier who escaped Russian forces, freed his whole battalion and saw the face of God, all in the middle of winter, you know that old gif
- Luffy won’t let anything stop him!
- Coby!!!
- “I have to fight like I want to kill hi…” *gets punched in the face* yeah, Luffy doesn’t do that today
- so that’s taken care of, now time for some Kumas!
- oh, Hancock got it covered, BLESS
- “Attack aborted. Ally detected” oh, so they can do that, huh
- lol
- “Pops!” oh right, Whitebeard is dying
- “Sea Prism Stone!” MARCO!!??? Man you’re not supposed to do that, don’t get mortally wounded too
- (Jozu is out too)
- I WAS JOKING ABOUT PIRATES LOSING THOSE WERE JOKES
- “The Whitebeard Pirates are doomed”
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- “Take Whitebeard’s head!” nooooooo
- FU… what?
- “You little scalawags! You think they can kill me like this?” …that was a lot of stabbing, Whitebeard
- “I don’t need your help” what
- MURDER
- “I know exactly… what it would mean… if I were to die!” …
- “That’s all the more reason to stay alive… until I’ve guided my sons towards a brighter future!” goddammit WHAT A GOOD DAD
- “Right, Ace?” …I am emotional here but you’re preaching to the wrong crowd, Whitebeard
- so much loyalty, I love it here
- “If it’s the future you want to see, I’ll give you a glimpse right now!” *goes back to murdering Ace* for the love of… Sengoku, could you sit and think about your actions for about 2 seconds please
- “Take a good look, Whitebeard!” nonononono stop!!!
- “STOP!!!!” …Luffy?
- oh right, he has Conqueror’s Haki! He can do that!
- haha, Sengoku, your face
- “You gotta be kidding me!” no :)
“That boy!” that boy :)
rOP 320  rOP 322
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