#today is not gna be that day

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[lofeel]

[cainhood]

lilac  mornings  idle  on  a  clouding  limbo.     sweet-stuck  at  the  bottom  of  a  glass,   like  cocktail  residue  baked  under  a  light  sun.     a  can  of  cola  discarded  upon  a  window-pane  by  equally  tacky  child-hands.     you  don’t  remember  these  hands.     too  fickle  to  let  memory  brew  into  something  nice.     your  hands  deaden  after  the  nursing  gulps  of  whiskey,   and  its  wedge  of  lemon.     sour  tongue,   sharp  heart.     (   glory’s  in  the  guts  when  you  reach  deep  enough.   )     a  fully-written  page  rips,   and  your  eyes  blink  again.     the  amber  drink  warms  his  liquid-smooth  veins.     reddened  like  an  off-shore  haze  of  the  waking  sun,   like  a  heart  cracking  a  thick  skin  of  embalming  fluid.     day  break:   you  awake.     cute  rhyme  for  a  boy-carcass.     and  still,   his  gaze  darkens  as  the  sun  rises.     watch  the  blank  page  fill,   again,   with  a  past  you  might  remember.     each  time  is  different.     it  could  write  something  old,   long  forgotten  beside  a  cactus  like  a  desert-hung  carcass.     redacted  to  your  liking,   to  your  mother’s  liking.     whoever  deserves  the  re-write  today.     no  memory  remembers  itself  perfectly.     today  it  spews  something  new.     something  newly  old.     a  moony  little  assistant,   sidling  up  to  him  with  kitten-round  eyes.     a  half-sigh  thrown  with  a  burgeoning  smile.     played  reluctantly,   like  he’s  not  enjoying  this.     ‘   well,   your  best  pal  can’t  just  let   any  old  sally   in  here  now,   can  he?   ’     a  simple  rounded  look   –   wears  her  curt  rule  in  that  raised,   plucked  brow   –   and  he  bridges  the  gap  for  the  receptionist.     his  own  brows  raise,   and  she  cedes  the  ball  to  his  court.     his  game  now,   that  aster  whitlock  can’t  play.     they  should  learn  what  a  proper  morning  greeting  looks  like.     right?     ‘   an’  i’d  hate  to  reprimand  someone  for  doing  their  job   ( … )   y’telling  me  she   really   doesn’t  recognise  you  yet?   ’

WHO: Aster Whitlock & Jack Horne (@cainhood) WHERE: Ichibangase /Eisher Corporation, front lobby

Though Aster had been working as the Ichibangase/Eisher Corporation's COO's assistant for a couple of months now, they still found the job to be stressful and overwhelming. Every day they woke up and expected to be fired, and though it hadn't happened yet, they still braced for that familiar speech. It was practically a given at this point--- they knew they'd forever be seen as the pathetic younger sibling, and though they hoped this job would help turn that image around, they still held their breath as they wandered into work.

Well--- tried to wander into work. They had overslept this morning and hadn't realized they left their employee ID badge in their apartment until they got to the lobby. They had hoped the receptionist, a face they greet every morning and at the end of every shift, would recognize them and let them into the building, but they found themself being denied entry instead.

❝Dude, I'm telling you--- I'm an employee. I'm Millicent Eisher's personal assistant. You can look me up on LinkedIn or something to prove it.❞ They had been having the same back and forth for ten minutes, but the receptionist remained skeptical.  ❝What kind of burglar wears business casual, anyway? And why would I walk through the front door and check in if I wanted to rob this place?❞  

They were about to give up and admit their blunder to their boss, but the sight of JACK HORNE changed their mind. If they could get him to vouch for them, then maybe the receptionist would give in and let them enter the building. They shuffled over to him, hands awkwardly hanging at their back as they hummed,  ❝Jack... my old buddy... my best pal.❞ They swung on their heels a bit, trying to avoid direct eye contact as they continued,  ❝Could you go and tell the receptionist that I work here? She seems to think I'm trying to rob the place or something.❞ 

[dantelionwishes]

OH TUMBLR 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[ur-ghostgirl]

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[lyqiche]

qi this is me at ur door come to see the apparently 89 other kuroo drawings u have sequestered away 🤲🤲 /pos

also making such a masterpiece on ROBLOX is insane u are so talented fr,, every day i wake up i am grateful that such an awesome artist decided to be obsessed w kuroo bc u do him amazingly without fail (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

HELLO ada... *turns around in my chair stroking cat!kuroo in my lap* ive been expecting u..

most of those kuroos are traditional art and done over the course of 2021-22 😩 beginning of me taking art srsly so its not that good ;; but 2021 chee was ambitious n drew almost every kuroo idea. Including suggestive ones .

exposing my cringe kuroo art!!! headsup for suggestive pieces ahead

VERY FIRST kuroo art. oh god the quotes r killing me its from actual scenes i swear but THEYRE SO OUT OF PLACE AAAGHHHSS ( also u can see my self insert on the bottom left corner... )

the kuroo disease goes deep i fear.. yes that was my take on dilf kuroo AGHH ITS SO BAD

I VIVIDLY RMBR PUTTING A STICKY NOTE OVER HIS ABDOMEN BCOS I BROUGHT THE SKETCHBOOK TO SCHOOL 😭😭 having my friends giggle at this page evrytime they look through it was endearing though... crazy how often i draw him shirtless or exposed somewhat now!!

a fem kuroo phase!! i tried dabbling in digital around this time but gave up 😩 can u tell ive been a boob liker since forever..

oh god. very very first ocxcanon art. 😭 i look far more different now, hair, glasses n all

OK!! heres some more decent ones after all That. theyre from last year,, lookinf back at it i think i can fix them in digital?? especially the first two since its only js proportions issues..

unfortunately tumblr has a limit 💔 the spam of kuroos shall end here...

conclusion : kuroo 's hair can be used as a unit of measurement of lyqiche's art progress!! 80+ kuroo in, and i still have a crisis everytime i get to his hair.

[awek-s]

hi mutuals I have the day off tomorrow 🫣

[vcrnons]

what a time to be alive🥹

[shittygothbitch]

!!

[obsob]

one small step for. kitties

[bazpitch]

i think my gf is buying me agent provocateur 🫣

[seithr]

i want to monster hunter... but i also want to draw... but i also want to ftl... but i also need to Laundry

[maiverie]

MAI MAI HRU?? i hope you're doing great <33 i saw a hee edit & thought of you so i decided to compile a few to send you 🫶🫶 ily & hope you like the edits 😚😚

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine & thirty <3

FAE UM WHAT THE HELL IS THIS Wtf DID I DO TO DESERVE U😭😭😭😭 ACTUALLY SOBBING RN I NEEDED THIS SO BAD 😭😭😭

[seiwas]

what are everyone’s plans for the weekend!!! tell me allll abt it 🥺

[spacepatrolhana]

[astrxealis]

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