#tochka talks shit

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To quote a musical group name, I Don't Know How But They Found Me Us!

chilchuck is the most powerful character in the manga just for this

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It's a disgrace really that all my bruises are from pole trainings and none of them from a handsome Englishman using and abusing me for his personal pleasure

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The Cruel Prince? More like The Racist Prince lmao

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When I first saw the title Cruel Prince, I expected it to be "burning villages and killing people" cruel, not "being a school bully cause he can't deal with having a crush on a human girl" cruel -.-

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Lmaoooo. My Egorov said at some point that general Franco could've been bisexual, same vibe to that XD

guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart

girl who collects crystals: that's actually true as fuck

70 year old professor who sometimes calls students "comrade": faggotry is actually good, I don't have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot...

guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)

Professor: ...Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn't a faggot but...

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@narastories @voidsaddy

Guys guys!!

Somebody draw Jamie as the homophobic dog 🅱️lease

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Niech fundacja k*rnice spadnie już z rowerka pls, bo jak zobaczę jeszcze jeden kiczowaty plakat o bozi stylizowany na dziecięcy rysunek, to rzucę pawiem

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*chanting* gross thirst over Tobias Menzies for only 3.99$/month gross thirst over Tobias Menzies for only 3.99$/month gross thirst over Tobias-

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Bringing this back once again because Bruno O'Ya in Wilcze echa (and Przyłbice i kaptury) makes me go aWOOGA AWOOGA

There is something so perverse about watching old movies and being sexually attracted to actors who've been dead for decades.

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Every day of living in Poland brings me closer to shaving my head, getting a pirate ship and going on a killing spree murdering homophobes

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Someone: Why are you watching Outlander?

Me:

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After four episodes of Black sails I can say it's official: my new sexuality is Toby Stephens as captain Flint

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Kefren from Bogowie pustyni by Michał Gołkowski is the third one. Currently looking for the fourth so they can play bridge.

Izzy Hands and Szymon Mroczek should get sad drunk together and complain to each other about the absolutely ungrateful bitch of a commander who can't appreciate actual loyalty

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This is episode 5 of HBO Chernobyl or episode 8 of AMC The Terror

Valoris or Fitzier - you choose

I would edit Boris' and Valery's or James' and Francis' faces here, but I'm a lazy depressive fuck who can't gather strength to do anything lately. Feel free to do it yourself.

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My gf sent me this gif and I squeaked and immediately thought "goddess I wish I was that dog". Send help.

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Myśmy robili kiedyś fortepian Chopina, czyli wypierdalanie metalowej ramy ze starego pianina przez balkon. Bonusowe punkty za zgodność historyczną, bo to było jakoś zimą. 10/10.

Nadal widuję takie na wynajem dla studenta.