#toastwater

[colbeyjack]

It was Ulysses's first Furthday today so he went to school to have visitation with his other father before enjoying his treats.

[weirdlookindog]

NEGLECTED MURDERESSES SERIES

Angelica Transome — so disposed of her infant brother that he was not found until many years later (Nether Postlude, 1889).

Miss Elspeth Lipsleigh — eventually succeeded in causing the death of Arthur Glumm in Towage Regis, 1892.

Nurse J. Rosebeetle — tilted her employer out of the wheelchair and over the cliff at Sludgemouth in 1898.

Mrs. Fledaway — laced her husband's tea with atropine in the spring of 1903 at Locusts, near Puddingbasin, Mortshire.

Sarah Jane (“Batears”) Olafsen — hacked to collops nineteen loggers between March 1904 and November 1907 in and around Bindweed, Oregon.

Madame Galoche — in May 1911 added a tin of insecticide to a potate purée Crécy aux perles at the soup kitchen she operated for the indigent of Berchem-Sainte-Agathe, Belgium.

Miss Emily Toastwater — smothered her father after evening prayers, London S. W. 7 (1916).

Mrs. Daisy Sallow — eviscerated her daughter-in-law with a No. 7 hook afterwards crotcheting, over the course of three evenings her shroud in snowflake pattern (1921).

Natasha Batti-Loupstein — pulverized a paste necklace and sprinkled it over a tray of canapés, Villa Libellule, Nice, 1923.

Lady Violet Natheless — strangeled the hon. Opal Gentian at Gilravage Hall on Midsummer's Eve, 1925.

Lettice Finding — shot Edgar Cutlet, whose mistress she was, during the interval of a touring repertory company production of Rosmersholm in Manchester 1934.

Miss Q. P. Urkheimer — brained her fiancé after failing to pick up an easy spare at Glover's Lane's, Poxville, Kansas, 1936.

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Edward Gorey (1925–2000) - Dogear Wryde Postcards: Neglected Murderesses Series, 1980

[obscuredlawnclippings]

I’m sorry what? The water you cooked rice in? That water is in the rice and the air? When you finish cooking rice you have cooked rice with no water? How are you cooking rice where there is water left over?

[jcrt-costellotagliapietra]

@noahfecksisawesome hard at work shooting our favorite model....food @thewrennyc @chelseammorse also make sure to check out his gorgeous book #toastwater with @victoriagranof #jcrtplaid #repost (at The Wren)

[nickkova]

Welcome to my food blog .... Where I blog foods. #IcedFlavor #ToastWater #puppies #FreeTheNipple (at Puppy Cut Hut)

[colbeyjack]

Images from when Ulysses was freshly concious.