#to which Roier replies ''it was an accident''
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Maximus: How would you describe your relationship with Cellbit?
Roier: Pretty. Beautiful. Exciting. [Bonita. Linda. Apasionante]
#i talk#qsmp talk#I'll make a clip of this later I'm just real emo about C&R rn#especially because right before this Maximus calls their relationship abusive#and then right after he says#''but he hit you''#to which Roier replies ''it was an accident''#''Is that what he told you?''#''It was an accident. He didn't mean to''#and like it WAS an accident#but :( you know#q!Roier be like ''it's fine I already have a massive scar on my chest where someone I loved killed me before so it's no biggie!''#Cucurucho or Quackity or whoever the frick please get a licensed therapist on the server#can you frickin imagine if whoever got elected president invited an ACTUAL therapist onto the server as their +1#that would be so funny#anyways don't take the hitting thing too seriously because Roier DOES go on to imply that he's into that kinda stuff#[sighs deeply]#mournfully resets my ''days without learning about what a character's into'' counter back to 0
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so i was made think of a demonroier au and here are my thoughts for it:
cellbit summons roier by accident because he is testing a ritual not beliveing it is going to work and he ends up thinking it fails
roier appears on cellbits doorstep and cellbit invites him in and like is a good host and helps roier have a place to say "for a few days" (cellbit of course finds roier attractive and roier finds cellbit attractive)
roier sees the remains of the ritual and asks cellbit about it and cellbit explains how he was doing a ritual he found but it didnt work because that stuff isnt real
roier realizes he is fucked and trapped there because cellbit wont realize he is a demon but it isnt all that bad because cellbit is hot (but he still misses his son and jaiden and wants to call them but doesnt want to spook cellbit)
cellbit after like a week asks roier when hes going to be heading home and roier replies he doesnt know and cellbit says something about wishing he could help roier get home and the way cellbit worded it is too close to a deal for roier to be able to ignore and he ends up having to ask cellbit what he would do to be able to help him go home and cellbit doesnt have an answer
roier doesnt want to take too much from cellbit like he could being given that much power over the deal so he asks cellbit for a kiss because if he is going to go back home he is getting something out of it
they kiss and roier is immediately sent back home and they are both sad about it
cellbit ends up redoing the spell after a few days of moping and researching and when roier reappears on his doorstep he decides he is going to sell roier to be stuck with roier forever what he doesnt know (which roier explains to him after) is that the whole selling his soul deal was very much a demon marriage proposal
cellbit doubles down on the selling his soul idea after that
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