#to get more treats from milfs or smth

[arminsumi]

Trick -or- Treat with beefy boyfriend in ridiculous costumes.

yesss mhm mhm that's what im sayinnnnn!! 😌💗 with their thick biceps n manbewbs being simply too big for the costume so all that muscle just spills out n stretches the fabric to its limit 🙏🥵

beefy boyfriends in costumes is the treat part of trick or treat!!

[lazaruspiss]

sladedicktalia??????? i am LISTENING

there's like. 5 fics. im so starved. i think theyre so hot and funny together!! im obsessed. also this got long so im adding a readmore. whoops.

SlaDick: classic enemies to lovers. they may try to kill each other half the time but they respect each other more than anyone else. OBSESSED with each other, Slade knows he's weird about Dick and couldn't care less but Dick is so in denial about it. they could both give explicit consent but be so antagonistic about it that it becomes unclear if "yes i want to have sex with you" is actually code for "die right now" and i think that's beautiful.

SladeTalia: they fucked! in canon! there was some bullshit plotline where Talia tried to give Slade Damian and pretend he was his son instead! ex fuck buddies who show up just to make each other's lives harder bc they wanna fuck so bad it makes them have stupid brain. also they're both hot as hell. i'm weak for big strong milf/dilf idk idk.

DickTalia: LISTEN TO ME. TALIA WOULD TREAT HIM RIGHT. THEY BOTH KNOW HOW EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING IT IS TO LOVE BRUCE. LISTEN TO M- ok aside from that. Talia is someone who tried so hard to be good, to choose to be kind. She loved Bruce because she saw how hard he tried to do good in the world. Her character has gotten considerably colder over time, in huge part due to a certain writer writing about her despite knowing nothing about her, but in universe i try and rationalize it as a growing cynicism stemming from both her father's gradually increasing cruelty and Bruce's failure to support her or commit to her or to even just respect her. She hasn't been shown to have very many people in her life who she can really trust and be close to. She used to have a good relationship with Ra's, she used to have Bruce, she's even lost Damian at this point. She feels like such a lonely character to me. And I think Dick would be able to see that, be able to understand it better than most. He's always had people who loved him, people he could turn to, but he's also ended up perpetually isolated for one reason or another. Dick and Talia both feel to me like characters who are so lonely the further they get in their lives. I could see a silent understanding there. The kind of people who would be able to find solace in simply sharing a space with each other. Neither of them like to talk about what they've been through, I think they'd like to have someone who just gets it. Trauma for trauma, you know?

SlaDickTalia: several angles available here.

1) Dick deserves some sexy older lovers who would wine and dine him and also rail him within an inch of his life and also kill for him. i am not immune to the aesthetics!! to the allure of a hot older duo double teaming their young spitfire partner!!!

2) corruption arc. u know u wanna.

3) Dick's fear of abandonment x the 2 most devoted people on the planet. if they were dating nothing bad would happen to Dick again, Slade and Talia just wouldn't allow that. smth smth, couldn't get rid of them if he tried <3

4) Bruce would hate it and that's always fun :3 not that that's hard tho, Babs is like the only one of Dick's partners that Bruce liked and that's bc he wants to keep it in the family.

5) healing.... sobs...... esp when it comes to feelings around parenthood. Those three have shit to work out and i think having some company would help.

6) They all need more people time but 2/3 of them don't get along with anybody so they're kinda stuck with Dick. that kid will forgive anybody if u bat ur eyelashes and behave well enough. He's also more likely to still see them as people despite everything they've been through, and when you're a military experiment and a semi immortal daughter of an immortal terrorist... It can be hard to find someone who looks at you like you still have a chance at humanity.

7) Slade and Talia playing a Cat Vs Dog type game with Dick in the middle. I think it's funny.

[chocoenvy]

i just think that hot evil woman who probably unleashed all manners of monsters on Teyvat is pretty and I would like to hold her hand :)

also technically is Rhinedottir a milf too because she made Albedo?? 🤔

and Alice is not evil but she is extremely unhinged and i think that's very hot of her. we only got like. some dialogue from the Klee event from her but her voices makes me start barking she's so........ 🥺

oh to be sandwiched between two hot fucked up milfs....... - eros

god bless my man

okay but Alice is batshit I love to think that her coming to Mondstadt was like... doomsday. Everyone got in their bunkers ready for her to blow shit up or smth babes INSANE we love her tho

NO BC THE WAY SHE TREATED FISH'S LIL FANTASY THING?? THE WAY SHE PLAYED INTO IT W NO PROBLEMS LIKE "Lol go to this island, your majesty, have at it! Have fun!" LIKE HELLO???????? THAT'S SO SWEET???

I'm here to spread my trans fish propaganda once more.

Alice adopting Fish as her lil trans child thing. Fish is like "My family embarrasses me by calling me a name i don't like and don't support any of my decisions :(" and Alice is like "I am your mother now, here's your sister, and your brother, and I also have some other kids I adopted you can meet them at dinner, it's at 8 :)"

IDK MAN i don't even think Fischl's family is necessarily that bad?? Just... they make her uncomfy and don't listen to her when she says it does. It's not as bad as other characters but it still sucks for her okay :( JUST IDK Fischl is my trans icon and I love her

Like she acts the way she does so she won't be embarrassed by anything anymore but when her parents call her the wrong name she just gets so flustered! It's her weak point me thinks D:

and what if Fish is mtf or transfem and her parents somewhat support it. Not like they're against it, they let her grow her hair out do the things she needs to but they think the name she chose is silly and call her the female name they had prepared for her when she was born (like parents have a boy and girl name depending on what the baby is).

And Fischl hates the name, makes her so embarrassed.

Which is why she acts the way she does, because if someone asks her why her parents call her a different name she can act with confidence. She can answer as a princess that's she's always wanted to be called as a kid. Say that some of the common folk have confused her with some plebian something anything so that people will see her as who she is.

Even if it's a fantasy at least she's who she wants to be, and at least she can smile with people who love her.

Because everyone loves Fischl, and nobody loves ❏❏❏.

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Assorted asks, a lotta them

I was busy being quarantined with an extrovert. Contents: ender dragon stuff, villagers in superflat worlds and bad situations, resource packs and shaders, an oak garden, zombie villagers

@gardenergulfie asked: Do you have any headcanons for the Ender Dragon in your universe?

(this was the one ask that prompted the ender stuff lore I posted) here's a few, actual level of canon in the btbverse varies:

- Does not require sustenance or having Regular Reptile Behaviors. Or innards. She does burst into light and experience orbs after all. Very much an unfinished creature.

- The present of you in the End made her and the rest of the center End island spawn, they aren't always there. If you just don't go to the end then there's no ender dragon

- Response to being called Jane, usually in the form of charging you

- Widely regarded as a milf in some circles

@baltoslav asked: the thing about endermen ending thw world. that happens to the other dimensions also i suppose, yeah-? Then the ender dragon, who doesnt die in the void, if she's not killed, does she just fly around the endless void until a new island for her is formed or does she get exhausted at a point and die too?

Yea the nether gets enderman'd too.

She only spawns in the moment you enter the End the first time (not that anyone knows that), but if you fsr loads the End, then leave it like that until that dimension falls apart completely, then she'll just die with it, like a supernova. The last light in an empty world

@nitropixelz asked: Also, how would the pre inf-dev(Old worlds on bedrock edition)/Superflat/Amplified worlds work? I assume amplified would work as normal (ish), and superflats might not be popular to the villiagers, but whats your take on these things

Not a lotta takes but villagers on superflat worlds are often slime mimics (I'm treating this as villagers move in from other worlds. It's fucked up that you can just doom a people by spawning them into a world of nothing when this isn't a game) and they collect experience orbs to make into things, so their life is less harsh than players. If you're nice or can afford it they'll give you obsidian and a flint and steel - it's much easier to survive Minecraft Hell than their overworld tbh.

wait, what does that make the nether?

The Nether as a dimension is just there and doesn't have Extra Lore like the End. For now (0u0)

are texture packs, like, perception filters? that alter how you see things? like goggles or a patch you put on your body or smth

They're used like lenses and you get them as a flexible, slightly sticky sheet like cellophane, which you have to trace and cut to size yourself and fit into your eyewear of choice (this is so stacking multiple resourcepacks doesn't look ridiculous when I draw it)

@thecartonizer asked: how do villagers deal with the more unsavoury types of players in minecraft worlds both singleplayer and multiplayer?

Sic their golems on you and blacklist you across the entire villager network. The first thing to do when you want to get away with oppressing some villagers is to move your operation out into Free Space, world folders are really sparse out there it takes forever for news to spread.

If it's the player-on-player kind of unsavory they don't give a fuck lmao. Excluding personal relationships, of course.

We know that maturation makes a world look more like ours, more natural and less blocky. Does this effect transfer to newly placed blocks in a matured world? Or do they stick out like a sore thumb

They stick out. They're uncommon, but labs that collect and develop samples from worlds exist, and the "core world" where they keep these samples look like botanical gardens crossed with animal shows crossed with museums. I'm talking like 50 oak trees in a grid carefully labelled and while most of them look like Regular Minecraft Oak you'll find one that has neon green leaves. Or funny apples. Or trees so new you can still see the 16 pixels of color across one side of their trunks.

Can canonization ever effect villagers? Cause I remembered the doctor from the diamond minecart's videos and how he actually was an important character. Is there any kind of overlap or no?

Related anon ask: What does Dr. Trayorus look like?

Canon don't effect them in the sense that they don't change for your story, but they'll acknowledge it as true if it is canon. They're pretty used to random info turning into facts, what's with the universe and its updates. In the case of that specific villager he won't get any of the special power, but he'll get the false memory and retroactive history, if he wants to. It's like roleplaying to him, essentially.

I had to look this up: Dr Trayaurus was a recurring character in DanTDM’s videos, and as I haven’t seen him I don’t know.

How do zombified villagers feel when they get cured, and what’s the entire process like for them?

I think the zombie part is completely lost to them and getting splashed with a weakness potion is like waking up after a physically taxing day and all your limbs are sore, followed by several hot flashes as the golden apple works the necrosis out of your system. A garbage of a time for everyone involved

Is there a difference between Bedrock (Pocket Edition) or Java edition minecraft in your worldbuilding?

Nah that’s a wasp nest I don’t want to hit also I have zero experience with Bedrock so I don’t think I can write that