#to fish

[serial-unaliver]

me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

[draconym]

Not a big fan of what melatonin has been doing to my dreams lately.

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Deep sea benthic Miku

[casioaty]

Well if the shoe fish

[comeguessmethisriddle]

well? can you?

[corrodedparadox]

My other car is a rainbow trout

[clownmonarch]

i wannd to join the trend. *joke redacted from everyone taking it too seriously*

this is westcoast Norwegian Miku. Behold

[frogcroaks]

The magpie who fishes stars

[cdfreak]

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

[protectoursharks]

The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.

Ichthyology Notes 2/?

[hydrohobbyist]

Caught one of my favorite wet beasts. The long nose gar.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Cute cakes appreciation post

[sumiblue]

A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

[fish-enthusiast622]

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant