#to be fair im not on that site so much😂

[placeinthemiddleofnowhere]

"Chapter 9 will be the angstiest chapter yet" im sorry im a functional illiterate and read angstiest as angiest as in like angry in baby-talk like the meme "no talk to me im angy" and while it hurt my heart i cant stop laughing imagining könig in a corner like that...our sweet cute almost 7ft baby angy spare his heart please!!! Anywyas taking advantage of this already long message to praise you for such amazing writing! And to thank you for sharing it with all of us <33 the fact you keep reader neutral is nothing short of a blessing for my gay ass- i mean yeah my 5 ft tall ass wouldnt be able to get in the military, but i can live my soldier romance dreams thru Sneaky! Theyre quite the enjoyable protagonist, i believe in them and i believe in you!! Take your time and take care as well, make sure to have fun every day <333 and again ty for the smiles (and tears!) <3333

Omg this made my morning when I read this 😂 thank you so much 💕

In fairness, I can completely imagine König arriving to the original exfill site with Horangi and Gaz and standing there arms crossed silently fuming to himself because he has no idea where Sneak and co are at. But then it’s so funny to think about Gaz going to ask König something Horangi just puts his arm out and says all sagely like “Gaz, I wouldn’t recommend that. Do not talk to him while he is angy.” 😂😭

I’m so glad you’re loving Rocky Start and appreciate the neutral character! I think RS was the first time I’ve ever written neutrally and ever since doing it I’ve really appreciated that it’s been able to reach a much wider audience and so many people are able to connect with the character 🥰

Slowly untangling various life things and getting those pages up when I can, everyone’s nice messages and comments really help 💕 thank you, hoping you have a great day/night ahead ✨

[lokilow-keystabbing]

Why am I just now finding out THAT THIS PHOTO EXISTS

Have I been under a rock?

[mrskurono]

wait three im dumb…may i have a hirugami sachirou for $55? (i saw those giant acrylic stands some site was selling and they cost roughly about the same…but also i’d be down to throw down a $100 tho 😔🌝 but also there werent options for that so i decided to pull a keigo takami for the 55…i know i adult but now me brain is fried. plz i beg…idk anything…mind empty only hirugami content 🥺)

a/n: babe how about I give you $15 for Saichrou and you can save the rest for the acrylic stand 😂 To be fair I wanted to spend whatever it took for a Getou stand but they wouldn't ship overseas so I understand the pain ;;--;; I hope uou enjoy babe <3

A gamble...will it pay off?

$15 for the beautiful man and you won...inappropriate vet items use after hours with Sachirou!

tags: fem!Reader, exhibition, inappropriate use of gloves, handjob, Sachirou on an examine table after hours, dirty talk, praise kink, cum play, facial, breeding kink mentions

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Fluorescent lights flickered above the two of you.

The last vet staff had been sent home through a muffled dismissal by Sachirou struggling to keep his composure. He did though. Didn't rise any suspicions among the rest of the vet staff. Leaving the two of you as the only ones in the little clinic.

"You did so well..." You hum sweetly, gloved hands touching down his inner thighs as Sachirou remains as still as he can be naked on the examine table. Legs spread wide for you to see the contrast of his raging hard cock to his beautiful brown pubes, "Now it's your turn~"

Gulping down his shaky breath Sachirou's chest rises and falls as he's left mesmerized with the way your covered hands touch down his sensitive thighs. Soft silkiness of the latex free glove making him moan.

Touch dipping down so close to his cock and yet he can't move any closer to even get a miniscule amount of relief. Showing his desperation in the way his cock twitches against his stomach and precum leaks onto his pubes.

"Don't you collect studs here too..." you smile as the blue tips of your gloved hands gently cup his balls. Sachirou immediately moaning at the first touch this entire time, "Jerk them off in this very room too..."

"Y-Yes-" He manages with a shaky breath. Lost to the sight of your hands slowly massaging and playing with his balls. Slowly moving up until your fingers curl around the base of his cock. Drawing a moan from him that easily.

Smirking you wrap your hand around his cock. Precum that's getting onto your gloves making a slimy and slick mess. Opting to smear it around and stroke him slowly as you look up at him between his legs, "You're be a perfect stud."

Head tipped back Sachirou felt his face turning red. But it was lost on him as the tightness in his body washed over everything else. The way your hand moved up and down his cock. Achingly slow. Leaving him wanting to thrust up into your touch so badly. But he couldn't as he was stuck spread wide on the table as you sat between his legs. Eye level with it all and only making him squirm and moan more.

"So big...so tall, so strong." Your sweet praise came as your fingers tightened around him. Feeling Sachirou's cock twitch in your grasp. Watching his hips roll up against your touch but just not able to do much to relieve himself, "Mmm bet you'd cum so much. Just like a good stud."

"C-Can't help it-" He panted as he tried to lick his lips and gain his composure. With the pace of your hand quickening. Slick gloves feeling like nothing he's ever felt before. Sachirou's hands gripped the edge of the examine table as his curls fell in front of his eyes. Body trembling as he tensed under your attention, " 'm cumming-"

"Ah ah~ That's a good boy~" You lean in and stroke him faster. Licking your own lips hungrily as you open your mouth wide. His cock head brushing your warm wet lips as your hand milks him. The distinct smell of the gloves and Sachirou's delightful musk filling your sense moments before the first glob of cum landed on your cheek, "Mmm hehe there's a good stud. Cum all that goodness for me Saichirou~"

Shaken by your words he twitched and his voice cracked mid moan. All six six of him loosing it as all he could do was bend over and feel as his senses exploded. Cum painting your face. Even landing on your excited tongue as you milked him of every last drop. Until nothing but what you could squeeze out dripped down his slit and Sachirou was left panting and trying to regain his composure.

You lazily stroke his cock. Each swipe of your gloved and cum stained fingers moving over his sensitive tip. And of course Sachirou moaning like a whore each time you touched it.

"I know you collect studs cum sometimes, but I know you also let the breeding happen naturally too..." Looking up at the man from between his legs as you wiped the cum off your cheeks and smear it back into his still twitching cock, "Lets try that one next."

[danakin-skywalker]

ho ho ho health legend!!

i hope that you had a great day and that your feet werent too sore to get out of bed and enjoy this lovely monday, december 13th! bc 33 flights?! im out bestie good for you tho

of course! i had like 7 different pixie hollow accounts because i would forget my login info every time🤦🏼‍♀️ and my nana was the only one with a computer, so until she made designated notebooks for my cousins and i, we just had random mixed up printer papers of passwords😂😂 im ashamed to admit i was never able to figure out club penguin so i couldnt play🧍🏼‍♀️

THE BANANNY WAGNER MEMES GOT ME !!!!!! i cant lie, i sent those to like six people they were so good. also, sweater danny🥺 but all the pics you were so pretty. i saw someone say today that he was sculpted like a greek god and i cant help but agree, sheesh!

im afraid today im back again with some basic questions ive somehow skipped over...

1. what other artists/genres do you listen to?

2. what is you favorite color?

3. how would you describe your personal style?

4. what are your sun, moon, & rising placements?

5. can you play any instruments?

6. do/did you play any sports?

7. what is one hidden talent you have?

remember santa loves u - and that youve brightened my month as well! but soon ill be able to just ask you anything, anytime once my true identity is revealed👀

🎅🏼

#26

Good morning Santa!!!!! I did manage to get out of bed yesterday but I’m sure by tomorrow I’ll be bed-ridden again because today I have to go get my Covid booster, which I hear can be tough on the body.

I love the idea of your nana just keeping track of every grandkid’s login information for whatever site they happened to use. I’m also really glad you got as much of a kick out of bananny Wagner as I did bc I thought I was gonna piss myself laughing when I first found it.

So recently, I’ve been listening to a lot of artists suggested/recommended by the boys, and other artists I find from those artists. For example, I’ve been listening to a lot of Hozier, Stephen Stills (more often CSN&Y), and Jim Croce, and a lot of classic rock like Quiet Riot, Van Halen and Styx. I’ve been really having fun delving into music that has been well loved for years that I’m unfamiliar with. With the exception of Hozier and Greta I’m really not listening to a lot of modern music at the moment, which has been really cool since moving to a major city, kind of feels like a juxtaposition to listen to John Denver while staring at the manhattan skyline you know?

My two favorite colors are purple and green, but I really only like the very light shades or very dark shades of both colors. Like the pastels and the jewel tones. I’m not into the generic “this is green” green, do you know what I mean?

My personal style is tricky because I’m not spending a ton of time lately outside of my apartment, so right now my style is just comfortable and cozy loungewear. I suppose I haven’t really developed a personal style yet, I never know what to say for questions like this. I’m really more of a simple dresser, I like staple pieces I can wear a bunch of different ways. But the problem with that is I can never personally justify buying high quality staple pieces that can withstand wear. So long story short, I’m workin on it.

I am the most absolute textbook cancer sign you’ll ever meet. Like the logical part of my brain doesn’t want to believe in astrology, but I’m just such a fucking cancer that it’s hard to really discount it. Both my moon and rising signs are in Aquarius, and I actually have had a lot of Aquarius friends in the past.

Okay, let me walk you through my personal instrument timeline. So when I was really little (like under 10) my mom had my brother and I in piano and violin lessons. But then I’m pretty sure by the time we were 10 those stopped (to be fair, that was around when the recession hit). Then I learned recorder in elementary school like everybody else and when it came time to sign up for band and pick an instrument, I chose clarinet because it was similar to recorder. Then I played clarinet in band for four years, I even played bass clarinet for a year because the school had one and you really play it the same as a normal clarinet it’s just bigger and jankier.

Around this time I also decided I wanted to learn bass guitar. I distinctly remember not wanting to learn guitar because in my head basically everyone knew how to play guitar and I wanted to be ~different~ so I borrowed a bass and a beginners book from the school. My dad was ecstatic, it was then that I learned he used to play bass in college (when was he gonna tell me that if I never independently showed interest? The world may never know). BUT what happened was I came home one weekend from a Girl Scout camping trip and my mom had randomly bought me an acoustic guitar. She said she assumed that was what I really wanted to play but I think she did it because 1) she has a heart condition that gets really bothered by bass notes and 2) full disclosure my dad didn’t have the healthiest relationship in alcohol back in the day and I’m sure she thinks this relates to the kind of world a bass player would be in.

Regardless, I was pressured to switch to guitar. And I hated it. There was something about the strings on the guitar she got me that made them terrible for beginners, even the guy I was getting lessons from told me to get it re-stringed. I had to press down so hard for any noise to come out that it made it really difficult to switch chords. And then I gave up when I found out nearly every song I wanted to learn to play has a barre chord in it. My fingers were just NOT callousing and I didn’t like how everybody in the world it seemed could hear me when I was trying to practice. Sometimes I wonder if I had kept with the bass if I would’ve gotten good at it, I made a lot more progress a lot more quickly than I did with guitar. But alas.

I mentioned skiing before, but the only sport I kept with through high school was Track & Field. I was a thrower, my events were shotput and discus. I wasn’t particularly great at it, but I wasn’t doing it to be the best on the team. The track and field team was like a massive family, it consisted of roughly the same group that jumped together from Cross Country Running to Nordic Skiing to Track, with the same coach running all three. I absolutely hate running, especially the way they do it, so track was really the only one I could stick with. But the vibes were unmatched I miss that squad.

Okay this question stopped me for a second. A hidden talent? I’m just gonna list of random things I’m good at. Like I said, I have camp counselor experience, so if you know what boondoggle is I’m a master at that (including and especially starting them off). I’m also pretty good at joint rolling but only the ~cool people~ get to find that out when they see it in action. I’m not sure if this counts but I’m also really good at memorizing lyrics. Pretty much every song I like I know most of the words to, if not all. Even if I haven’t heard a song in like a decade, if I learned the words once at some point in my life they will come running back to me.

I love you Santa I can’t wait until after Christmas when I’m DMing you excitedly every time I get a new record. I hope your Jacob Thomas Tuesday goes smoothly friend.