#to be crude

[not-poignant]

Loving the story of Ef and Gary. Will they have sex at any point or is Ef not going to allow that?

So I have two answers to this!

The first answer is - by your definition, yes, penetrative 'penis in ass' sex will be happening - at least as far as I know right now. I don't have a storyline or anything plotted out for this story, but as it stands with the directions the characters are moving in - absolutely they will. Please double check the tags! Knotting is literally right there. (And granted there's other ways knotting can happen, but I mean it in the most obvious way lol)

The second answer is they've already had sex! We really need to move beyond this idea that penetrative sex is 'sex' and everything else isn't. A handjob is sex! A blowjob is sex! Our like... attachment to the act of penetration is lowkey queerphobic/homophobic/transphobic etc., given how many people actually don't have any kind of penetrative sex at all in their relationships, throughout the entire relationship and the fact that most of those relationships are queer.

So let's just decouple the idea that sex = penetrative 'penis in vagina' or 'penis in ass' sex, because that's not much fun for our queer friends who are in relationships where it never happens, who are still extremely sexually active.

(Folks might not know this, but on the average, only about 60% of cisgay men ever have anal / penetrative sex in their long-term, loving relationships. And the rest don't! For them, sex is other stuff - frotting, handjobs, blowjobs, intercrural, you name it.)

(And then to say nothing of the fact that orgasms don't even have to be involved for it to be sex, for some people kissing is sex, fingerfucking someone's mouth is sex, heavy petting is sex, etc. Time to break out of the rigid heteronormative paradigm! We're definitely ready as a society to be way more inclusive about it :D ).

So yeah, anon, Gary and Efnisien have already had sex, they just haven't had a very specific kind of sex that plenty of couples actually never have while still being very horny and sexually active lol.

[murderballadeer]

people are so weird about babies like calling them crotch goblins, reducing being a parent "letting someone cum in you" etc etc etc like those are tiny little humans you don't have to want to have any of your own but they are literally just small people & it's weird to constantly describe them in crude sexual terms and/or as subhuman

[mymhameme]

Giggly drunk Dabi and troll Toga

I might actually come back to finish this one

[teaboot]

You need to make art that nobody else likes. You need to make art that speaks to you alone. You need to cradle a serpent that eats its own tail and you need to love it until it loves you back

[lambouillet]

Nifty little turnaround for my own use because i cannot keep on guessing id rather be boiled in oil

[hyuckonia]

deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

[thesituationship]

I actually do need all the angsty artists and writers to remember, ford is an optimistic person. This man is full of enthusiasm and whimsy. His love of all things weird is infectious. It's why he gets along with Mabel so well. Hell, it's why his autistic rizz manages to pull two bitches. His manic pixie dream girl energy is off the charts.

Think about how lucky we are. As a mad scientist, with a giant ego, who found it hard to connect with people emotionally, it would have been soo easy to write ford as cold, crude, cynical. Rick Sanchez or Dr House coded. I beg you, don't squander the whimsy.

[crude-mood]

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[asklesbianonceler]

Trust me. I was there.

[bamsara]

I love giving characters traits that I have myself. Like the inability to swim

[crowlixcx]

A moral argument? Really?

[sopuu]

guys you’d never guess who i just drew 🤯

[soup-du-silence]

Jamil and his chronic fear of all bugs XD

anyone else live in fishfly country?? It's that time of year, baby

entomophobes dont look; everyone else google "fishflies michigan" right now

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

it remains extremely funny to me that freddie wong accidentally (?) made Dan Fucks, embodiment of pleasure, so distinctly ace-coded. like, Dan talks a big game about sex and seems to view it as interesting and desirable, but when presented with such an obvious in for it he completely ignored Avaricci's come-ons to just talk about non-sexual pleasures like goddamn cold pillows. he's not paying attention to sex at all when it's not personally convenient or expected of him to do so.

100% Elias is ace and just doesn't realize people genuinely crave sex and it's not a metaphor or exaggeration like it is for him yet. bless him.

[navybrat817]

When you have time to write, but can't get the words out.

When you don't have time to write, but the words are there.

When you have time and the words, but not the energy.

When you want your story to go one way, but it goes another.

When you want to work on story A, but have an idea for story B.

[angie-words]

Firstly: I am sorry for no. 8, but sometimes the angst takes me

Secondly: thank you to @prinxlegolass for helping me source some of the text posts!

Thirdly: if you haven't already seen the news that Michael Sheen will be playing Prince Andrew in a Prime TV show this September, it looks like MS's performance will be unnervingly accurate, reminding me of this Sean Lock line:

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