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not-poignant · 1 year ago

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Loving the story of Ef and Gary. Will they have sex at any point or is Ef not going to allow that?

So I have two answers to this!

The first answer is - by your definition, yes, penetrative 'penis in ass' sex will be happening - at least as far as I know right now. I don't have a storyline or anything plotted out for this story, but as it stands with the directions the characters are moving in - absolutely they will. Please double check the tags! Knotting is literally right there. (And granted there's other ways knotting can happen, but I mean it in the most obvious way lol)

The second answer is they've already had sex! We really need to move beyond this idea that penetrative sex is 'sex' and everything else isn't. A handjob is sex! A blowjob is sex! Our like... attachment to the act of penetration is lowkey queerphobic/homophobic/transphobic etc., given how many people actually don't have any kind of penetrative sex at all in their relationships, throughout the entire relationship and the fact that most of those relationships are queer.

So let's just decouple the idea that sex = penetrative 'penis in vagina' or 'penis in ass' sex, because that's not much fun for our queer friends who are in relationships where it never happens, who are still extremely sexually active.

(Folks might not know this, but on the average, only about 60% of cisgay men ever have anal / penetrative sex in their long-term, loving relationships. And the rest don't! For them, sex is other stuff - frotting, handjobs, blowjobs, intercrural, you name it.)

(And then to say nothing of the fact that orgasms don't even have to be involved for it to be sex, for some people kissing is sex, fingerfucking someone's mouth is sex, heavy petting is sex, etc. Time to break out of the rigid heteronormative paradigm! We're definitely ready as a society to be way more inclusive about it :D ).

So yeah, anon, Gary and Efnisien have already had sex, they just haven't had a very specific kind of sex that plenty of couples actually never have while still being very horny and sexually active lol.

#asks and answers #underline the black #efnisien ap wledig #dr gary konowalous #my answer is both 'yes' and 'yes they've already had it' sdalkfjdas #penetrative sex will be happening though #there's no reason for that knotting tag to be there otherwise #to be crude #yeah gary's going to get his dick inside of efnisien's ass at some point sadlfkjas #in some ways they wouldn't be talking so much about it otherwise #i needed to get some worldbuilding details out of the way #like the stretch lube!

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quibbs126 · 2 months ago

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Oh yeah, so I finished it

I mean maybe I’ll make it look prettier but it’s fine as is. Serves its purpose

This has now been simplified in my head as “Transformers One: good ending”

#it’s more crude and not as planned out as my practice drawings #but it’s fine #OP isn’t against Sentinel dying it was just that he didn’t want D 16 doing it #but now he doesn’t have to worry about that bc the legal system got to him #this is the last thing Sentinel sees as the injection goes in #transformers #transformers one #optimus prime #orion pax #Megatron #d 16 #meme redraw #my art

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mymhameme · 7 months ago

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Giggly drunk Dabi and troll Toga

I might actually come back to finish this one

#let toga be crude #toga #dabi #toga himiko #himiko toga #touya todoroki #todoroki touya #toya todoroki #todoroki toya #bnha #mha #my art

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teaboot · 1 year ago

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You need to make art that nobody else likes. You need to make art that speaks to you alone. You need to cradle a serpent that eats its own tail and you need to love it until it loves you back

#The best art I've ever made will never be hung in anyone's home #That's not the point #It's not about being good #It's about being real #It's about eating something unpalatable #It's about being consumed #And tasting bitter #It's gorging yourself on crude oil just to feel something different #It's biting your tongue to make yourself cry #I'm saying that I am capable of making you feel good through personal sacrifice but I kind of don't want to cut myself up like that #If you want my heart to taste good you have to prepare it yourself #That isn't my problem

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thesituationship · 3 months ago

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I actually do need all the angsty artists and writers to remember, ford is an optimistic person. This man is full of enthusiasm and whimsy. His love of all things weird is infectious. It's why he gets along with Mabel so well. Hell, it's why his autistic rizz manages to pull two bitches. His manic pixie dream girl energy is off the charts.

Think about how lucky we are. As a mad scientist, with a giant ego, who found it hard to connect with people emotionally, it would have been soo easy to write ford as cold, crude, cynical. Rick Sanchez or Dr House coded. I beg you, don't squander the whimsy.

#i dunno i just see ford as like #an enthusiasm tornado #he just blasts through and he doesn't notice how he makes people feel or who's heart he's breaking #i think writing-wise we were saved by stan who was already written as cynical and crude #ford has to be a foil to that thank god #and so thats why we got whimsical ford #gravity falls #stanford pines #billford #fiddauthor

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lambouillet · 4 months ago

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