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Loving the story of Ef and Gary. Will they have sex at any point or is Ef not going to allow that?
So I have two answers to this!
The first answer is - by your definition, yes, penetrative 'penis in ass' sex will be happening - at least as far as I know right now. I don't have a storyline or anything plotted out for this story, but as it stands with the directions the characters are moving in - absolutely they will. Please double check the tags! Knotting is literally right there. (And granted there's other ways knotting can happen, but I mean it in the most obvious way lol)
The second answer is they've already had sex! We really need to move beyond this idea that penetrative sex is 'sex' and everything else isn't. A handjob is sex! A blowjob is sex! Our like... attachment to the act of penetration is lowkey queerphobic/homophobic/transphobic etc., given how many people actually don't have any kind of penetrative sex at all in their relationships, throughout the entire relationship and the fact that most of those relationships are queer.
So let's just decouple the idea that sex = penetrative 'penis in vagina' or 'penis in ass' sex, because that's not much fun for our queer friends who are in relationships where it never happens, who are still extremely sexually active.
(Folks might not know this, but on the average, only about 60% of cisgay men ever have anal / penetrative sex in their long-term, loving relationships. And the rest don't! For them, sex is other stuff - frotting, handjobs, blowjobs, intercrural, you name it.)
(And then to say nothing of the fact that orgasms don't even have to be involved for it to be sex, for some people kissing is sex, fingerfucking someone's mouth is sex, heavy petting is sex, etc. Time to break out of the rigid heteronormative paradigm! We're definitely ready as a society to be way more inclusive about it :D ).
So yeah, anon, Gary and Efnisien have already had sex, they just haven't had a very specific kind of sex that plenty of couples actually never have while still being very horny and sexually active lol.
#asks and answers#underline the black#efnisien ap wledig#dr gary konowalous#my answer is both 'yes' and 'yes they've already had it' sdalkfjdas#penetrative sex will be happening though#there's no reason for that knotting tag to be there otherwise#to be crude#yeah gary's going to get his dick inside of efnisien's ass at some point sadlfkjas#in some ways they wouldn't be talking so much about it otherwise#i needed to get some worldbuilding details out of the way#like the stretch lube!
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Oh yeah, so I finished it
I mean maybe I’ll make it look prettier but it’s fine as is. Serves its purpose
This has now been simplified in my head as “Transformers One: good ending”
#it’s more crude and not as planned out as my practice drawings#but it’s fine#OP isn’t against Sentinel dying it was just that he didn’t want D 16 doing it#but now he doesn’t have to worry about that bc the legal system got to him#this is the last thing Sentinel sees as the injection goes in#transformers#transformers one#optimus prime#orion pax#Megatron#d 16#meme redraw#my art
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people are so weird about babies like calling them crotch goblins, reducing being a parent "letting someone cum in you" etc etc etc like those are tiny little humans you don't have to want to have any of your own but they are literally just small people & it's weird to constantly describe them in crude sexual terms and/or as subhuman
#it bugs me. like i'll probably never be a mom but i genuinely rly like kids including babies#& obv not everyone does & that's fine but like it weirds me out how crude people choose to be abt them#soapbox#suggestive
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Giggly drunk Dabi and troll Toga
I might actually come back to finish this one
#let toga be crude#toga#dabi#toga himiko#himiko toga#touya todoroki#todoroki touya#toya todoroki#todoroki toya#bnha#mha#my art
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You need to make art that nobody else likes. You need to make art that speaks to you alone. You need to cradle a serpent that eats its own tail and you need to love it until it loves you back
#The best art I've ever made will never be hung in anyone's home#That's not the point#It's not about being good#It's about being real#It's about eating something unpalatable#It's about being consumed#And tasting bitter#It's gorging yourself on crude oil just to feel something different#It's biting your tongue to make yourself cry#I'm saying that I am capable of making you feel good through personal sacrifice but I kind of don't want to cut myself up like that#If you want my heart to taste good you have to prepare it yourself#That isn't my problem
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Nifty little turnaround for my own use because i cannot keep on guessing id rather be boiled in oil
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deuce fucking dies dot jpg
bonus:
old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔
#its funny guys get it its deez NUTS hahahah HAHAHA its funny get it guys its so funny and relevant guys guys where are you goi#jumpscare: white boy#i dont have a funny story for when i doing this one but a bug flew in my dollar store minion cup of water so that was Hashtag Sad#I just wanted to draw that bonus but I do thnk deuce knows the joke and cried himself to sleep that night#twisted wonderland#twst#fanart#memes#meme#ace trappola#deuce spade#grim#twst grim#twst yuu#lilia vanrouge#lilia tells sebek to try the joke on malleus later. malleus doesnt get it. silver tells him how crude that joke is#sebek also cries himself to sleep that night#hyuckscraps
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I actually do need all the angsty artists and writers to remember, ford is an optimistic person. This man is full of enthusiasm and whimsy. His love of all things weird is infectious. It's why he gets along with Mabel so well. Hell, it's why his autistic rizz manages to pull two bitches. His manic pixie dream girl energy is off the charts.
Think about how lucky we are. As a mad scientist, with a giant ego, who found it hard to connect with people emotionally, it would have been soo easy to write ford as cold, crude, cynical. Rick Sanchez or Dr House coded. I beg you, don't squander the whimsy.
#i dunno i just see ford as like#an enthusiasm tornado#he just blasts through and he doesn't notice how he makes people feel or who's heart he's breaking#i think writing-wise we were saved by stan who was already written as cynical and crude#ford has to be a foil to that thank god#and so thats why we got whimsical ford#gravity falls#stanford pines#billford#fiddauthor
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HERO! Comic Pages 62-66
PAGES:
Cover - Previous - Next
#my hero academia#mha comic#mha all might#izuku midoriya#mha all for one#yagi toshinori#dad might#bnha comic#hero! comic#crude doodles#baby izuku
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Trust me. I was there.
#based on a true story#(me being worried my tattoo looks like a crude p*nis)#elden ring#white mask varré#white face varré#white mask varre#elden ring varre#varre#sir ansbach#elden ring ansbach#mohg#mohgwyn dynasty#elden ring mohg#elden Ring meme#elden ring shitpost#elden ring art#my work#varré#mohg lord of blood#pureblood knight ansbach
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sometimes when i like characters thisssss much i like drawing unnecessarily complicated comics of them having a normal ass conversation
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls band together#king peppy#viva#poppy#HATE these guys#if you recognize the dialogue [smooches u] i liked it a lot and wanted to practice comic panelling so i drew it out too#doodling#they exchange leadin advice at the breakfast table but mostly its poppy kinda just taking in the Phenomenom of people in her life#Actually talking about their time at the troll tree bc when she asks for advice all vivas knowledge link back#to what peppy taught her back at bergentown#and peppy has the spine to not run away for once but he is still slightly kinda minorly scared of his eldest daughter#but. they make do.#i know most of these ended up kinda crude and its bc i rushed these but im really happy w poppys weird grimaces#i want to draw her more experiencing Emotions#ok. done yapping. remember okay. royal pop fam. ok. thank you. boops you#happy halloween (post not relevant at all)
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I love giving characters traits that I have myself. Like the inability to swim
#mutuals who goofed me for not being able to swim this one is out to you#trod au#narilamb#cult of the lamb#the rehabilitation of death#shitpost#i have more crude doodles hold on#also because the wool watered can drown sheep#doodles
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A moral argument? Really?
#i don't mean to be crude but i would fuck the living daylights out of him#ginger crowley my beloved come back to us your people need u#this look is just everything tbh the chest chair the floppy locks the cheeky grin#good omens#gomens#crowley#anthony j crowley#good omens edit#good omens 2#david tennant#my gifs
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guys you’d never guess who i just drew 🤯
#rare sighting of traditional art on this blog??!#trying to get more used to drawing in my sketchbook again so pls excuse the slight crudeness haha#mcsm#minecraft story mode#mcsm fanart#mcsm jesse#mcsm lukas#sopuuart#my doodles
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Jamil and his chronic fear of all bugs XD
anyone else live in fishfly country?? It's that time of year, baby
entomophobes dont look; everyone else google "fishflies michigan" right now
#jamil viper#ace trappola#twisted wonderland#bugs (crudely drawn)#entomophobia#its also house centipede season yaaaaaaaaay we love muggy summer weather (derogatory)#art tag
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it remains extremely funny to me that freddie wong accidentally (?) made Dan Fucks, embodiment of pleasure, so distinctly ace-coded. like, Dan talks a big game about sex and seems to view it as interesting and desirable, but when presented with such an obvious in for it he completely ignored Avaricci's come-ons to just talk about non-sexual pleasures like goddamn cold pillows. he's not paying attention to sex at all when it's not personally convenient or expected of him to do so.
100% Elias is ace and just doesn't realize people genuinely crave sex and it's not a metaphor or exaggeration like it is for him yet. bless him.
#mentopolis#and thats that from a local ace#i say ''accidentally'' since ofc i dont know freddie's thought process#most likely he was just trying to avoid getting too outright crude on the show#or thought going on about pillows and haircuts would be the funnier option than playing the horniness straight#but in-universe it paints him as only vaguely invested in actually achieving the goal of having sex#which means elias doesnt really care that much about sex#outside of cultural pressure to have it and its status as an easy in-road to physical contact#which he does desperately crave#plus its known that ace people are the most willing to make a joke out of sex lmao
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