#to be clear Im not blaming the furniture store for the loss of my wallet that was the fault of my pants pockets being too small. and my adh

[deer-trees]

A Series Of Unfortunate Events, by Roscoe Deertrees

-sign lease for new apartment with gf! but we need a place to sit

-buy a couch at a furniture store and qualify for store partnered credit card to finance monthly payments

-lose my wallet in the furniture store, ask about it only minutes later after I notice it's gone, no one has seen it but they say they'll call if they do

-walk of shame home several states over, order new bank cards

-forgot to give gf her set of keys for new apartment and she is moving in before me

-taxes approaching, cannot pay the stupid tax website for my state filing fee with no credit card

-move-in date for gf approaching, cannot pay to send the keys in express shipping envelope at the post office with no credit card or means to withdraw cash

-no call from furniture store about my wallet, potentially stolen

-new bank cards have still not arrived

-furniture store credit card arrives! perhaps not all hope is lost! With a credit card I can pay my state filing fee and express shipping for the keys and-

-card can only be used in the furniture store, the furniture store where I lost my wallet, which caused all of my problems in the first place