#to act in a movie where he gets to flirt with his brother in public (roman)

[author-chan06]

Trick or treat for remrom

Heya, jewels! So nice to have another trick or treater! I spun the wheel and… Another treat it is! And for you I have a fic about reincarnation, with an established relationship, codependency, spells, mind melding, and a happy ending! Pairing: Remrom/ Roman Sanders/Remus Sanders Wordcount: 1,580 A/N: I swear I am spinning a wheel and just got treat again ahah, I’m not sure what I would do for trick but I’m sure it’d be fun, either way, this one is kinda different from what I normally do, because at first Remus and Roman aren’t as connected as they usually are. Which was just as strange to write for me, as it was for them to experience. Luckily I fixed that for them (and for myself ahah) Tws: Codependency, Isolation, Reincarnation and Loss, Mind Melding and Mind Reading, No Privacy

Mending Our Broken Mind Into One

Summary: Roman and Remus got a spell from a witch that will allow them meld their minds into one like they used to be.

“No, c’mon, Ro— the witches pretty website says you gotta put the candles like—” Remus shoves the candle about two inches to the side and grins when Roman merely sighs and agrees, fixing the others, and leaning back over the laptop’s glowing screen with Remus, trying to read the words as they swim across the page.

But Roman looks up at the time and almost jumps, only stopping himself because he knows it would hit his brother, and instead turning around. Which Remus easily allows, arms encircling his waist and chest pulling away from his to look down at him with a curious expression. “We need this done in about two minutes or we’ll have to try for another night. It says three thirty on the dot, and it is already three twenty eight, so—”

Remus grins and pulls away fully, and Roman tries to ignore the shiver that runs over his skin at the separation. “No problemo, bro! All we need now is the incantation and we’re all good! Lets just settle down— you can sit on my lap if you wanna,��� He wiggles his brows and Roman flushes, but they both know that the spell says they have to specifically sit opposite each other. Even if they don’t like it. “Read the incantation. Make our dreams come true, then boom! Have Halloween sex and go to dreamland!”

“How is Halloween sex any different than normal?” Roman asks in amusement.

“Ro,” He hums. “It’s getting closer to thirty.”

Roman jolts, letting out a quick, “Yes right,” and quickly scrambling to close down the laptop, open up to the correct incantation in the witches book, and sit down at the right spot on the circle, as Remus follows behind with a grin and a laugh in his throat.

Roman tries to ignore the burn of his cheeks, and clears his throat, as he starts to read. The words seem to leap off the page, echoing across the space, something heavy growing in the middle of the circle the farther down he reads until the book almost slips out his hands, grip turning sweaty and shaking, mind trying to spin away with him. He braces it with his other hand, and his knees as well as he can without moving out of the position it gives them, and blinks rapidly, painfully, through the way the pages start to light up, as if a miniature sun is erupting from it and trying to dig into his eyes. 

It grows brighter and brighter, so hard to look at his eyes water, brighter and brighter and brighter and—

The lights shut off and Roman has to swallow around a lump in his throat to continue the chant, his voice shaking but still going, still the words tumble off his tongue. He can still feel Remus in the room, right in front of him, eyes sharp as they watch him, green flashing in the dark, hopeful and strong and his, and it calms him just enough to finish.

Roman pauses his movements, hands holding the books finally lowering, stomach twisting, and looks around. Nothing has changed so far, but… something has shifted in the atmosphere,

The silence is unsettling, as it always is this early in the morning, but neither of them move or speak to break it. They both wait with baited breath, eyes darting around the room and trying to see if anything has changed, if anything will pop up, if it worked.

Nothing immediately jumps out at them, but after a few minutes the lights flicker back on and the weight in Roman’s chest lifts, as if it inherently knows that they no longer have a reason to worry, and when he looks over at Remus he feels the echoing of his emotions— disbelief, excitement, something so all encompassing and too familiar to describe— and he can tell that Remus wants to finally break the circle and rush over to him and curl around him forever, and it’s well, Roman has always just wanted, so— 

Roman nods his head, letting the book thunk to the ground as Remus does just that, scrambling over and pressing them together, and Roman digs himself into his brother, mind jumbled and yet clearer than ever, the press of Remus against his feels different, more natural and yet more alien, but he loves it so much that he slides his hand across Remus’ neck and cups his face, a giddiness that he’s never experienced before bubbling under his skin as he looks at Remus and can practically hear his thoughts in his own mind, as welcome and as natural as breathing; and it’s the thing they’ve been missing for their twenty years on this planet.

“Oh Aphrodite,” Roman whispers, something like tears burning behind his eyes when a flicker of amusement and awe slides through his mind in response, not his own but still his because that’s— “This feels exactly like— Re, you can feel it too—”

“Yeah,” Remus agrees, leaning into his hand, his own coming to sit on top, another grabbing at the back of his shirt before sliding underneath, “Yeah, it feels exactly like back then. Like we’re—”

“In each other's minds. Two halves of one hole.” Roman finishes easy, almost absentmindedly, and yet it has his entire focus, just like the hand on his and on his back has his full attention. Scars and calluses and something else sliding across; he shivers; he wonders what kissing would feel like like this. “It’s exactly what we were hoping for.” 

Because he knows that for sure now, no more doubt can exist. Roman knows exactly what his brother’s feelings are— awe, excitement, a bit of shock at it working, a little bit of horniness at the way their skin is pressed together, warmth warmth warmth happy happy happy— what he’s thinking— he’s happy and wanting, just like Roman, and he wants to touch everywhere, and to stare at him, to create with him forever, to talk and laugh and have— and he knows that Remus can feel him too. They know each other inside and out now— just like they used to, just like they always should have been able to.

Roman never thought they’d get this again— when they’d woken up in another world, in seperate bodies and separate minds, no Thomas anywhere, no other Sides there to greet them, forced to live new lives in a way that felt so very foreign— and it has always ached, like the Split but even deeper, like a cleaver had been taken to his very essence. But this— this is a sewing together, a melding, to fix them, to get them back to being… one.

His hands curl around his brother and he laughs; it’s watery and amused but something almost angry rises under it, and Remus notices, pressing a kiss to his cheek before sliding a hand higher underneath his shirt, and whispering into the night, “It’s alright, Ro, we’re back now. The witch said this is permanent, remember? As long as we stay up through Halloween, then…” Remus prompts him, and Roman huffs a laugh, and lets himself press his nose against his collarbone, eyes fluttering shut.

“Then we’ll be able to be really connected. Yes, yes. I know.” A poke to the head and he peeks out of his half shut eyelids, a small smile twitching his lips. “I’m not falling asleep,” He yanks at his brother's shirt until Remus leans closer, and smiles, the warmth of his chest spreading to his fingertips as he says wryly, “I am merely resting because of how long you kept me awake last night. Despite how much I reminded you that we would need the energy today.”

“I did say that Halloween sex is different.”

Roman laughs, “That wasn’t Halloween. It is Halloween now.” But he cannot deny he doesn’t really mind. Remus knows this, of course, but he doesn’t bring it up, only shrugging and scooting closer, legs tangling with Roman, hands clasping.

Remus grins and Roman has to squeeze his hand and feel the flair of warm happy amused just because he has to. “No, it was all Hallows Eve.”

“That’s,” Roman snorts and giggles, leaning his forehead against his brother’s, and he’s sure he’s projecting the same feelings right back, tangling in both of their chests just like their limbs are, heating the air around them despite the chill outside, “That is not what that phrase means and you know it.”

“Yeah,” Remus agrees easily, “I do.”

They both giggle this time and pull closer, closing their eyes, not sleeping, but their chests going warm enough that they cannot help it. That it feels natural, obvious. Roman thinks that if he tries enough he might even be able to look through his brother’s eyes, that he could shut his own and open up to see his own face staring at him in naked adoration.

He doesn’t try it yet, but he does press a kiss to his brother's lips and sigh with a small smile.

Yes, despite Roman’s doubt of this, he is glad that he allowed Remus full reign this week, because when he reaches out and feels him— content, shimmying in place, wondering what he might let him do now, in love love love in need need need— Roman feels something old, ancient, something primal, that used to ache fiercely dull to warmth.

Remus echoes it back, and Roman finally relaxes.

@remrom-trickrtreat

[sweetlyvibe]

DATING OSAMU MIYA HEADCANONS

◞ ★ ﹒ Osamu is all about comfort and simplicity. Your dates are usually low-key but meaningful, like cooking together, watching movies, or going out to small, cozy restaurants that serve amazing food (usually ramen or some new dish he’s obsessed with). He doesn’t feel the need for big, fancy outings, preferring moments where you can just relax and enjoy each other’s company.

• Osamu shows his affection through food. He’ll constantly cook for you, whether it’s trying out a new recipe or making your favorite dish. If you’re having a bad day, expect him to whip up something delicious to cheer you up. He’s always offering to feed you first, asking for your honest opinion about his cooking, and nothing makes him happier than seeing you enjoy his meals.

◞ ★ ﹒ Like his twin brother, Osamu has a teasing side, but he’s much more subtle about it. He loves to poke fun at you, especially over small things, but it’s always in a lighthearted way. His teasing often comes with a smirk and a soft laugh, and he’ll back off quickly if he sees you’re not in the mood for it. You can tease him right back, though, and he secretly loves it when you do.

• Osamu’s way of showing love is through acts of service. Whether it’s running errands for you, fixing something around the house, or just making sure you’re taken care of, he’s always there to help out. He doesn’t need grand gestures; he just wants to make your life easier in little ways. You’ll often find him doing things without asking, like cleaning up or grabbing something for you, just because he cares.

◞ ★ ﹒ Osamu is your number one supporter in whatever you do. He may not be as loud about it as Atsumu, but his support is consistent and genuine. He’ll encourage your goals and dreams, offering practical advice when needed or just being there to cheer you on. He’s proud of you and always makes sure you know it, even if it’s through small gestures like leaving you a note or sending a quick text.

• Osamu isn’t the most outwardly affectionate guy, but his touches are soft and meaningful. He likes to place a hand on your back when you’re walking together or rest his hand on your thigh when you’re sitting side by side. He’s not into huge public displays of affection but always makes sure you feel loved with small, quiet gestures. He’ll hold your hand in crowded places or brush his fingers through your hair when you’re resting together.

◞ ★ ﹒ Osamu has a very chill personality, but he’s also super attentive to your needs. If he notices you’re stressed or tired, he’ll offer a quiet solution, like suggesting a nap, bringing you a snack, or putting on your favorite show. He’s great at reading the room and making sure you feel comfortable without being overbearing about it.

• One of Osamu’s favorite things is teaching you how to cook. He’s patient and enjoys showing you tips and tricks he’s picked up, whether it’s how to perfect rice or make the best onigiri. These lessons often end with you laughing together after some culinary mishap or with Osamu playfully wiping flour or sauce off your face, smirking as he does.

◞ ★ ﹒ Though he’s usually laid-back, Osamu knows when to get serious. If something’s bothering you or you need advice, he’s always willing to listen and give thoughtful input. He’s more mature than his brother in that sense, and he won’t hesitate to step up and be your rock when you need support. His calm demeanor helps ground you when things feel chaotic.

• Some of the best moments with Osamu are those quiet, late-night conversations where you’re both just lying in bed, talking about anything and everything. He’s a great listener, and even though he doesn’t always open up easily about himself, in these moments, he’ll share his deeper thoughts and dreams with you. It’s these intimate talks that make your bond even stronger.

◞ ★ ﹒ Osamu is generally laid-back, so he’s not the jealous type, but if someone is clearly flirting with you, he’ll get protective in a very subtle way. He’ll casually wrap an arm around you or stand a little closer, sending a quiet but firm signal that you’re his. He trusts you completely, but he’s not above making sure others know you’re off the market.

• Osamu doesn’t go for huge romantic gestures, but the small things he does are always thoughtful and meaningful. He’ll remember the little details about what you like, whether it’s your favorite snack, a song you mentioned in passing, or a special date. He prefers to show his love through consistent, reliable care rather than flashy displays.

◞ ★ ﹒ Every now and then, you’ll have playful cooking competitions, challenging each other to see who can make the best dish. Osamu takes it seriously but never in a way that makes it less fun. He’ll always find a way to make you laugh, even when he’s focused on winning. In the end, he’ll act all smug if he wins, but he’ll compliment your dish regardless and insist you make it again sometime.

• Osamu's love is steady and warm. He's not the type to smother you with affection or constantly shower you withcompliments, but you never doubt how much he cares. His calm nature, combined with the way he quietly looks out for you, makes you feel safe and loved, knowing that he's always there for you in his own subtle but powerful way.

◞ ★ ﹒ Though he’s pretty relaxed most of the time, Osamu has a playful side that comes out when you least expect it. Whether it’s poking you in the side to make you laugh, stealing a bite of your food, or challenging you to random games, he keeps things fun in a way that never feels forced. His humor is dry but always manages to bring a smile to your face.

[pilfappreciator]

floyd with a bold and flirty husb male reader headcanons <333

Mans was literally tortured and almost died. LET HIM HAVE A HUBBY I SAY!!

Floyd x Reader: just an emo and his husband

Includes: Male! Reader, fluff, slight angst, depictions of marriage/domesticity, LOTS of down bad behavior (mostly on Reader's end), mentioned John Dory

💔 You guys are literally married, so chances are Floyd cares for you deeply. He's been to hell and back in the past few years so finally having someone in his life who so easily helps ease that pain by just... existing in his general area??

💔 But you're not some rabid fan who paid a fortune just to come meet him backstage so he could sign a poster. You're his HUSBAND. The two of you have HISTORY. Like he actually MARRIED your ass... there was a wedding and vows and EVERYTHING!!

💔 He's more grateful than you'll ever know <33

💔 With that being said, this man definitely gets flustered whenever you start putting the moves on him

💔 Not to say he doesn't know how to be suave and charming himself, don't get me wrong! He was in a super popular boy band back in the day, so obviously he's got SOME semblance of game going on (definitely feel like Bruce tried to teach his brothers how to bag hotties when they were younger ajshjakaak—)

💔 So yeah, he's obviously gonna react differently whenever you're the one giving him compliments lol

💔 If you're being more like? Playfully flirty?? Like as in you're coming over and leaning up against the wall beside him, giving him appreciative glances and flirting as if you've never met before???

💔 He's either gonna match your energy and reciprocate, or just sigh and roll his eyes

💔 "Hey sexy, come here often?" *bites lip*

"Please stop blocking the door to the bathroom 🙄"

💔 He'll act like he hates it he does not

💔 But he DOES hate if you smack his ass tho okay DO NOT DO IT!! He'll start having flashbacks from his Brozone days (cough cough John Dory cough cough)

💔 HOWEVER!!! If you're very genuine in your flirting? Like if you're constantly waxing poetic about how he's the most beautiful man to exist, or he catches you staring adoringly when he's trying to have a conversation with you, or he wakes up one morning to find you with the softest look in your eyes as you tell him how lucky you are to have him and how you could never be more grateful to have met????

💔 This man is turning the same shade of his hair VERY QUICKLY ALSDHLKAJDS (he might require medical attention ://)

💔 If you wanna fluster this man even more? Flirt with him in public

💔 NO CUZ LIKE?? He'll tolerate your bad pickup lines and cheesy romantic gestures in the comfort of your shared home no problem, but if you pull ANY of that shit where OTHER TROLLS CAN SEE????

💔 Screw Velvet and Veneer, call him pookie bear around any of his brothers and you're gonna be writing his obituary cuz this man WILL DIE

💔 But if you smack is ass at the farmers market you ARE getting divorced ://

💔 I feel like after the whole "being imprisoned in a diamond prison and regularly getting the life siphoned outta you for who knows how long" situation, Floyd becomes a little touch starved

💔 Maybe not in a strong sense (COUGH COUGH John Dory COUGH COUGH), but any sorta non-harmful touch definitely starts to hit different after you've been tortured for a period of time

💔 As his husband, you have a duty to hug/cuddle/caress this man as much as possible okay THAT IS NON-NEGOTIABLE!! Gently wrap your arms around him from behind as he's washing dishes, nuzzle his face when you're going to bed, rub your thumb against the back of his palm whenever you're holding hands, ANYTHING!!! He will melt <33

AHHHHH MY FAVORITE EMO!! THANK YOU FOR THE PROMPT ANON THIS WAS SO CUTEE!! Floyd literally DIED in the movie okay, he deserves a husband to do troll taxes with 🥺

[austinslounge]

I don't think Austin and Kaia were ever in a serious relationship and Austin probably doesn't care what she does. Which is why she does the things she does. For attention, since she's not getting that kind of attention from Austin. She wants it from other people. The whole thing with Marcello is too random to not be true. Which makes me believe, she and Austin already split up. Kaia has two movies coming out that she's actively doing press for. More eyes will be on her than ever before. She's knew to the press side of promoting a movie. She's not doing a good job keeping the break up rumors, which she created, at bay with her recent behavior.

Austin is naturally charming. I don't think he's actively flirting with other women/costars. He maintains eye contact, because he's actively listening. He's genuinely curious what people have to say. He's never been anything but a gentleman to everyone he meets. The only time I think anyone questioned anything was his interview with Nicole Kidman's niece in Australia. But again, he wasn't being pushy and people thought he was just charming.

People questioning Kaia's antics with Corey is coming more from a place of is this girl on drugs or something? She did not seem right in that video. I mean, she and her brother seem like pretty messed up kids. Kaia is about to get the exposure she's been craving for years. I don't think she's prepared for the public scrutiny that comes with it.

Girl thank you. 👏

I don't think that Austin and Kaia have ever really been in a serious relationship with each other either.

Let's be honest, she jumped right from Elordi to Austin within a month of a breakup with a man she was in a relationship with for a year. Sounds more like rebounding if you ask me.

Second, the age gap. She had just gone from being a literal teenager when she started dating Austin.

Third, she's been spotted kissing other people other than Austin since 2022. 🥴 Maybe you can excuse a one-time sighting on DeuxMoi, but when you start seeing multiple pictures, and also hear multiple reports, I'm sorry, but where there is smoke, there is fire. 🔥

Like you said, I don't think they really are into each other like that if they're perfectly fine sharing each other with other people.

To me, this relationship just seems like a causal, comfortable PR Showmance. They can each come and go and do whatever they so please, and there's no real serious type of commitment needed.

And thank you for pointing out the difference between Austin being naturally charming, and Kaia being weird and a flirtatious try-hard.

I also agree with you that while Austin knows that he's charming, his eye contact thing is not really something flirtatious. He just has very intense eye contact and he has stated that he learned that from an acting coach if you're ever nervous to put your attention on the other person. Meanwhile, Kaia looks like she's putting on an act.

Kaia is about to get the exposure she's been craving for years. I don't think she's prepared for the public scrutiny that comes with it.

I agree. I don't think she's ready for that life. She has been pretty protected for most of her life. She doesn't want to see what comes with being really famous.

[dyxtd21]

Chrysocolla X Gender Neutral Reader (Part 1)

The night was dark and cold. It had just started to rain about 10 minutes ago. The awakened citizens of Newport City were all in a hurry to get back to their homes. Taxis, Ubers and Bolts were all picking up their customers to drive them to their designated locations but not for Chrysocolla, the ‘esteemed’ writer and geek of the city, who everyone knew of him. Some due to his scripts for movies and whatnot and some due to his…child-like wonder and imagination aka a pathetic nerd and geek.

Currently, Chrysocolla was seated at a large table filled with the board, figurines and dices of the famous known board game, called ‘Dungeons and Dragons.’

For those who didn't know Chrysocolla so well, Chrysocolla was a big fan of Dungeons and Dragons, not just because of the way it looked but because of the tactical and strategic thinking for the game. It enthralled Chrysocolla so much that whenever he felt stressful, he would return to his basement where his ongoing Dungeons and Dragons game was setup.

As for his character, Chrysocolla decided to be a Human Bard called “Fabian the Flamboyant,” with the reason being that Chrysocolla was never the public-speaker and was always introverted and reserved. 

As for his co-players companions, one was none other then Smoky Quartz, the tall, anthropomorphic wolf, bounty hunter and mercenary. Smoky Quartz and Chrysocolla were considered as ‘brothers’ but not by blood but by same creator. 

A side note is that, Chrysocolla and Smoky Quartz were both gemstones, sentient, living and talking gemstones. Unlike humankind, their coloration and appearance were completely different from the standards, even more so with their gemstones visible to everybody to see. 

His third companion was Blue Zebra Jasper, a female gemstone with the appearance of a seductive succubus. Her stature tall, with a busty and curvaceous figure and with the additional features of long curved horns, small bat-like wings and a tail. Her coloration was a blue with light brown zebra-like stripes and she wore a short and skimpy dress with high heels. 

She agreed to come to the nightly sessions just because she thought it would be fun and…sensual.

Their fourth and final player, a newbie, was going to arrive late, much to the dismay of Smoky Quartz. 

“So, tell me, Chry, where's the newbie?” Smoky Quartz inquired.

“I'm sure they'll be arriving in no time…” Replied Chrysocolla, a bit quietly and composed. 

“Is that so, then, tell me, dear Chrysocolla, why are we in the dark?” Asked Blue Zebra Jasper, with a flutter of her small demon-like wings. 

The basement was dark and dulled. It was no problem for all of them, but it would be a problem once the newbie was going to arrive. 

“Yeah, I was just about to ask that, dear. I feel like a Kobold, which is fine by me.” Spoke Smoky Quartz, winking at Blue Zebra Jasper, in the process, a flirtatious act. 

Smoky Quartz was both ruthless, menacing but also playful, to those who saw deep past his dangerous lifestyle and personality. In addition, he immensely treated women of any kind with respect, like princesses and queens. 

“Yeah, I don't mind the dark but…it will be troubling, for the newbie.” Blue Zebra Jasper agreed with Smoky Quartz but brushed his flirtatious act away. 

Despite being or rather taking the appearance of a succubus, Chrysocolla knew deep down that Blue Zebra Jasper wasn't looking for anything serious. From what he saw during their sessions and out of sessions, Chrysocolla witnessed countless times of Blue Zebra Jasper flirting with random men, and women, staying with them for a night, but then breaking their hearts or playing hard to get with them. 

But, Chrysocolla reminded him that it wasn't very wise to get onto Blue Zebra Jasper's bad side, otherwise…things tended to get horrible real quick.

“Fine, I'll turn on the lights.” Chrysocolla replied as he stood up and made his way to the light switch, flicking it up.

The basement illuminated right away with a yellow hue, a colour Chrysocolla thought it was nice and pleasant to look at. 

It took a couple of minutes for Smoky Quartz's eyesight to register. Being an anthropomorphic wolf also meant excellent night vision. 

He wasn't kidding. He is a Kobold! Chrysocolla thought to himself, mentally laughing at his own joke about Smoky Quartz.

Suddenly, a knock was heard upstairs. 

“That must be our new player.” Blue Zebra Jasper announced, mainly to herself.

“Yes, it is. I'll go and greet them.” Chrysocolla didn't like interacting with new and strange people, he was convinced that he had social anxiety, which he did. 

Chrysocolla climbed the stairs upwards and entered his hallway. He then walked down the hallway and up to the front door.

With a deep breath and a moment hesitation, he grabbed the doorknob and turned it, opening the front door. 

“Hey there. Chrysocolla, right? It's nice to meet.” 

Chrysocolla looked at the stranger in front of him, their soon-to-be fourth player.

A beat of silence happened as Chrysocolla struggled to speak. This…person in front of him was…attractive. 

“Y-yes. T-that's me…” Chrysocolla replied with a stutter.

“Great. I'm Y/N, and I'm here to play that…Dungeons and Dragons board game. Is this the correct place?” Y/N asked, with a smile on their face. 

Chrysocolla nodded in confirmation.

“Awesome. So may I come in?” Y/N asked.

Chrysocolla nodded again and side-stepped, letting Y/N inside his home.

“J-just down t-those stairs.” Chrysocolla pointed to a set of stairs which led downstairs in the basement. 

Y/N nodded and walked downstairs with Chrysocolla following them suite. 

After descending down the last step, Chrysocolla led Y/N to sit down next to Blue Zebra Jasper, who turned to look at them.

“Well, well, well, who do we have here?~ Blue Zebra Jasper, a deep pleasure~” 

Chrysocolla and Smoky Quartz have each other a knowing look. Whenever Blue Zebra Jasper met someone worth her time, she would activate her flirtatious act. 

But Y/N didn't seem to mind. They thought Blue Zebra Jasper's appearance was merely a costume but an exotic one at that. 

“I'm Y/N, it's nice to meet you. I really love your costume. Was this a costume or cosplaying event? Should I have worn something to match the theme of the board game?” Y/N asked with a lot of questions. 

“Well, you could have dressed up as a court jester, it would have fit you well.” Smoky Quartz replied with a nonchalant attitude, a quirk he had and did whenever he met with annoying individuals.

Y/N didn't say anything since they were stunned by Smoky Quartz's anthropomorphic wolf appearance but Blue Zebra Jasper was the one to call out Smoky Quartz's joke and attitude.

“Smoky Quartz! Be nice to them!” Exclaimed Blue Zebra Jasper. 

Smoky Quartz didn't say anything after that.

Chrysocolla coughed. “So, let's start.” 

“Yep, let's start. So, what are the rules of the game?” Inquired Y/N.

Chrysocolla began to explain the rules of the board game of how there are different races, classes, objectives, Dragons, the dice mechanic, the Dungeon Master (Whose Blue Zebra Jasper) and so on. 

Afterwards, a beat of silence as Y/N contemplates everything. Then, they confirm they're understanding. 

“I understand but what class and race should I be?” Asked Y/N, politely.

“Glad that you asked. I made you a character sheet. You'll be an Elf.” Replied Chrysocolla, with a serious tone.

“An Elf? They sound…mystical, right?” Asked Y/N, hoping that the Elf race was good.

“You could say that.” Confirmed Blue Zebra Jasper. “Now, let's begin.” She clears her throat as she begins to read as the Dungeon Master: 

“You all find yourselves lost deep into a forest, however, you all hear some noises past some bushes. What do you all do?” Blue Zebra Jasper stops reading for a moment, waiting for a reply.

“Easy, I slowly make my way towards the source of the sound, with my daggers ready in hand, in case of any threats.” Smoky Quartz replies as his character is an assassin. 

“We follow Wulve suite.” Chrysocolla replies for both his character, Fabian the Flamboyant, and for Y/N's character, Eldwin. 

Blue Zebra Jasper nods and rolls the 20-sided dice. It lands on a 5. 

“Bad luck. The noises that you all heard were the sounds of a pair of Lizardfolks. They spotted Wulve and are heading your way, looking suspicious. They inquire about your business on their land. How do you all reply?” 

Y/N tilt their heads sideways. They notice that they have a high enough ‘Charisma’ state of 6, so they answer. 

“I simply tell them that we're on a quest, having to cross their territory in order to stop the evil Red Dragon from causing more chaos in its quake.” 

Blue Zebra Jasper nods and rolls the dice again. This time, it lands on a 15.

“Nice work. The Lizardfolks believe you, and they let you through their territory but still keep a close eye on all of you. You all continue on your journey.” 

Chrysocolla rubs his hands together due to the anxious feeling of looking at Y/N. Chrysocolla felt so many…unwanted feelings at the same time, mainly anxiety but also…a feeling of harboring a crush, on Y/N, nonetheless.

Blue Zebra Jasper continues: 

“You all have arrived at the city of ‘Blackburn’, a city known for its market but also shady deals and trouble. You all enter a tavern which is filled with an assortment of races. What do you all do here?” 

This time, Chrysocolla is the one to reply, with a stutter: “W-we try t-to find o-ourselves a s-seat, first and f-foremost.”

Blue Zebra Jasper nods and rolls the dice. It comes up as 2. 

Blue Zebra Jasper shakes her head.

“As much as you try to find a seat, there are none. They are all occupied. However, one seat is free, across from a female human, who looks down in the dumps. What shall all of you do?” 

Chrysocolla replies, with a stutter: “I-I try t-to cheer her u-up, with a s-song.” 

Blue Zebra Jasper tilts her head at Chrysocolla's stutter but rolls the dice. It comes up as 9.

Blue Zebra Jasper shakes her head: “No matter how much you sing and play, she is not feeling any better. She thanks you for trying to cheer her up, though.” 

Smoky Quartz speaks up towards Chrysocolla, quietly. “Bummer, dude.” 

Chrysocolla quietly looks down at his lap, twisting his fingers this way and that due to anxiety and the upsetting feeling starting to appear within him.

Y/N senses the upsetting and anxious feeling surrounding Chrysocolla and tries his turn. 

“I walk up to the lady and…promise her a night she'll never forget.” As Y/N said the latter half, they look over at Chrysocolla for a moment but then back at Blue Zebra Jasper, slightly blushing but composing themselves.

Blue Zebra Jasper slyly smiles and rolls the dice. It comes up as 18.

“She agrees to come along and you both rent a room. The night passes with full bliss and…pleasure~” 

Smoky Quartz clears his throat. “What about me? What happened to me in the meantime?” 

Blue Zebra Jasper turned to look at Smoky Quartz. 

“In the meantime, you, Wulve, got the map of the underground cave from the shady figure who beckoned to you to meet them, in private.” 

Smoky Quartz smiled at the outcome. “Sweet.” 

Chrysocolla looks up from his lap and back at Smoky Quartz, nodding in agreement.

Smoky Quartz looks at the clock on the wall and realizes that it's already 12 O'clock, midnight. He stands up, showcasing his intimidating and tall stature. “Anyway, we can stop here. I need to get going. Later guys and my princess~” 

Smoky Quartz got up and gave a flirtatious wink at Blue Zebra Jasper, who frowned at his action. 

“Oh, go and stab someone.” Blue Zebra Jasper said, bitterly. 

Smoky Quartz smirked. “Already there, my dear.” 

Afterwards, Smoky Quartz began to climb upstairs and headed out through the front door. 

Blue Zebra Jasper said goodbye to both Chrysocolla and Y/N. Afterwards, she headed upstairs and out of through the door as well. 

Now, it was only Chrysocolla and Y/N alone, together and the ever presence of silence blossoming between them.

[morphomixz]

Eclipsed in Paris (Miraculous x Reader) Pt 7

10:13:27 am, Saturday, April 20th, Paris, France

Two days have passed since the introduction of Rogue to the French public, and in two days speculation has already arisen as to who is behind the mask. Alya's Ladyblog has imploded with new information, and super "villain" attacks appear to be a daily occurrence. 

It's strange calling them villains. Yes, they are acting out with the powers given to them by moth-man, but their abilities are affected by negative emotions. If they are no longer sad or angry, jealous even, then their powers should theoretically disappear with the feelings. 

Anyways, with a new superhero on the loose, Paris has started to question if Rogue is with their normal dynamic duo or simply offered a helping hand to deal with Prime Queen. Chloe's been doing better since the whole subway train gum scenario. Her jacket may never recover, nor will her pores, but mentally she seems unscarred by the experience. However, I can feel something bubbling just below the surface. She's going to act out soon, I can feel it; someone unfortunately will be hurt in some capacity because of her actions. Moving on, however...

So far, I've fought a ratings-obsessed reporter and an ice cream man-monster thing alongside Ladybug as well as Chat Noir. She's yet to ask about Bazoo and the Bat Miraculous, but I know she's curious. Chat's asked twice now. The first time was right after Prime Queen was defeated and I got out of it because he had little time left in his hero form. The second time, was when Andre the "sweethearts" ice cream maker was de-akumatized. 

~ Flashback ~

"So, now that we have more time, mind telling me where you got your miraculous little bat?", Chat Noir inquired while trapping me in a corner. He clearly wasn't giving up this time and Ladybug had already run off to wherever she needed to be. "Only if you tell me how you got your's kitten" I replied in a teasing tone, leaning forward into the small gap between us, as my voice became lower. That apparently got him a bit hot under the collar because he began sputtering nonsense, his face glowing with the rosy flush before he turned around quickly, thus releasing me from the corner,  leaving the building we were standing on, and heading off to likely detransform just out of sight to head home. Silly kitten can play the flirting game, but can't seem to take it when someone starts flirting back. Or at least, I think it was him flirting. He reminds me of what having a little brother would be like. Embarrassing them for the fun of it, so none of the "flirting" meant anything to me. Besides, he's a superhero with a secret identity he can't reveal to anyone. How would dating even work?

~ End of Flashback ~

I enjoy being a superhero, at least I think I do. It's almost cathartic. With everything going on, only having one song finished for the album and needing eleven more, the makeup launch in a few weeks, modeling for Agreste fashions soon, designing my own clothing line inspired by Paris, and auditions for movie roles in two months; which got added to my plate in the phone call I missed during the Prime Queen debacle, there is virtually no time to be a superhero, but when I'm Rogue, it's freeing. I'm a different person, like my personality when I'm Y/N Bougeouis is eclipsed by Rogue and when I detransform, Rogue is eclipsed by the idol personality. Rogue is idle when Y/N is in control and Y/N is idle when Rogue is present. No side is completely myself, and both have true aspects of my personality, but neither is one singularity. 

12:56:12 pm, Monday, April 22nd, Paris, France

Going to school was getting old. Yes, it was exciting at first but the lustrous shine has faded. Now, I'd give anything to be back at the hotel or at work instead of in class, but I guess today isn't so bad. Marinette's dad is teaching the class today. Apparently, the baker who I met while exploring is her father so that actually explains a lot. 

"I'll let you in on a little secret. I always add cream to the chocolate to make the ganache extra velvety. Then I let infuse for one minute." Marinette's father said while demonstrating his actions. I stood off to the side next to Kim and Max, while Chloe and Sabrina stood near the back. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Chloe becoming agitated which is never a good sign. Then she opened up her mouth, " Urgh! Do they seriously think I'm going to get my hands dirty, cooking like some maid? If I want a croissant, I'd just make my butler get it for me." came her entitled decree to Sabrina. She really needs to be hit upside the head sometimes. The sweet, pink girl; I think her name's Rose gave Chloe a gentle reminder that Mr. Dupain-Chang wasn't making croissants and that may have pushed her over the edge I think. Maybe I'll listen in slightly while focusing my attention back on Mr. Dupain-Chang when he said, "It's all done with a flick of the wrist. But you mustn't go too fast or you might splash yourself!" That's when Chloe's real entitlement showed through as she made the comment, " And soil my Chenal pants? Who's he kidding?" Jeez Chloe, if you're going to act entitled at least pronounce the brand name correctly...

M. Dupain-Chang had just said, "Look at this lovely emulsion." when I heard dial tones just behind me and saw Chloe dialing someone on her phone. This isn't going to end well, whatever it is that she's doing. Then, Marinette was sent out of the room with the mixture to take it to the kitchen to chill for a while, and as she left I noticed Chloe's smirk getting wider. Almost cheshire like. Mr. Dupain-Chang in the meantime began showing us how to whip egg whites, until the fire alarm went off... Chloe, what did you do this time?

Mrs. Bustier was the first to speak, giving direction as she said, "Quietly, students. Single file line, please. Just keep moving." Chloe lead the group out of the classroom, high and mighty with her head held high. I'm afraid she doesn't realize how heavy the head that wears the crown is though. 

Mr. Damocles had just finished claiming it was a false alarm saying, "So, some smart aleck had the bright idea of calling the fire department." which lead to a gasp from several students.  "Somebody amongst us thought it would be funny to waste the fire captain's valuable time," he said while ignoring the protesting of the fire captain, " Hold on! I want the guilty party to apologize to you." What is Chloe's angle with this? Marinette and Alya were speaking off to the side, likely about Chloe if I could assume when Chloe's own hand went in the air.

"Mr. Damocles, sir?" she asked in a pseudo-innocent voice. Ah, shit here we go. In a saccharinely-sweet voice, Chloe said, " I saw a student leaving the classroom right before the alarm went off. It must have been her." So that's what she's doing. Apparently, Mr. Damocles bought it because he immediately said, " Really? Who was it?"

Her voice turning accusatory in nature, she called out, " Let's see if she'll come clean. What do you say, Marinette Dupain-Cheng?" causing another round of gasps to go throughout the room. A grimace came across my face as I made eye contact with Chloe which caused her smile to drop for a moment before it shifted to an indignant expression. Accidentally making eye contact with Adrien while tuning out Mr. Damocles, it appears the same thought crossed our minds, and Adrien spoke out. 

"Urgh, wait. Excuse me, sir!" he called out as Marinette appeared to pant. "It couldn't possibly be Marinette. Why would she disrupt her own father's cooking class?" he reasoned. Alya joined in with, " And I know for a fact that Marinette didn't even have her phone on her when she went out of the classroom." trying to further prove Marinette's innocence. Once again, the fire captain tried to leave but after hearing the claims of secondary parties, Mr. Damocles stopped him from leaving by saying "Just one more second. We're very close to discovering the truth." Jeez, this is going to be a long day. 

I tuned out for a while until Kim nudged me bringing me back into the mess in front of us. I could hear my cousin just finished saying, "What?! I'm not so sure my father will react kindly to me or my cousin being punished without any proof!" pulling out her phone in a threatening manner. She just dragged me into this, didn't she? Apparently, it got to Mr. Damocles because he immediately soothed her with an "Oh, no! Please, don't disrupt the busy mayor." before clearing his throat and saying, "The whole school is punished except for the Miss Bourgeois's!" which sent a flurry of whispers through the crowd and Chloe walked over to me saying, "That's more like it."

The rest of the school began their unfair punishment. Where's the justice in punishing everyone for one person's actions? So, I was working to help clean as well much to Chloe's displeasure.  Chloe was lounging around, rudely speaking to other students when they got close to her with their cleaning supplies. Apparently, Adrien finally got angry because he walked up to her, only to be smothered in  a hug by Chloe who greeted him with a " Adrikins!"Now, Adrien and I are not close by any means, but I'm always impressed by how he manages to get the truth out of her one way or another. Once again listening in, I caught her saying to him, "Of course, it was me who called the fire department. So what?" Now I'm angry. God forbid she actually takes responsibility and cares about someone other than herself. Adrien scolded her saying, " And it doesn't bother you that everyone's being punished because of you?" 

You can see no cogs turning in her head.  Her venom spread as she replied with a, "No. Why would it? They all seem to enjoy getting dirty making cookies. How's it any different than getting dirty, cleaning floors? They should be thanking me if anything." Yes, we should all bow and thank the gracious Chloe who screwed us all into cleaning the entire school because she misused the number for a fire captain by having the fire alarm pulled for her. Disappointment radiated off of Adrien as I walked up to the two's conversation, as Adrien looked her dead in the eyes and asked, " Chloé, how long have you and I been friends?" Where's he going with this? Chloe pouted her lips slightly replying with a, " Since we were adorable little tots, Adrikins."

He sighed which she didn't seem to pick up on before telling her, "Well, I'm sorry Chloé, but I can't be friends with someone who treats other people like this. You've gotta be nice to people!" Okay, that's a little harsh, even with her actions. She's a bit emotionally stunted. 

"N-Nice?" she responded clearly stunned and taking in his words. "N/N? Does he really expect me to?" she asked me. Adrien replied before I could saying, " Yes, nice. It's not that hard." before skulking off to Nino. "He's not the only one Chlo. I can't share or be on good terms with you until you show me you can be kind to other people." I said, before turning myself away from her, going to join Alix, Kim, and Max where they were cleaning to help out, leaving my cousin alone to process the words Adrien and I had said. 

4:25:33 pm, Monday, April 22nd, Paris, France

The ride home was quiet, and albeit very awkward between Chloe and I. Sabrina had been told not to come over today and Chloe appeared on the brink of tears. She stormed off to her room and the butler Armand (Jean according to Chloe), went off to check on her. It seems he cheers her up often according to the other staff within the hotel. I returned to my room to change into different clothing, lounge clothing consisting of black yoga pants, a wine-colored hoodie, and white socks, no shoes for now. I opened my sketchbook and began working on clothing designs for the newest Serpentine line that's supposed to come out when my phone began buzzing. It's Dante's new number. I quickly shut my phone off without picking it up. Maybe one day he'll get the hint that I just don't want to know him. Yes, at one point there may have been affection, but there was no love. 

Love... There's that word again.

Perhaps, this new line needs to be inspired by the allusions of love. Agape, eros, phileo, and storge. For Dante, I don't feel any of these currently, but for Chloe, I feel phileo. My hand began moving on the page before I knew it. Sketching out a dress, I shade it in a white-gold color, adding honeycomb patterns to the skirt in a slightly-yellow gold color. The top remained a solid white-gold with a semi-thick black line embellishing the waist, that had a small honey bee embroidered into it with gold thread. The design took two hours to fully flesh out, with accessories and all but when it was finished, it felt like Chloe. Chloe as a dress. One design down, however many are left to go, but this is where this design should go.

When I finally looked up from my design I realized I could hear music. Thumping music. I turned my phone on to see an invitation to a party being thrown by Chloe. Why is she throwing a party?

I changed quickly into an outfit that was a black blouse, my miraculous, white pants, and wine-colored boots. Making my way to the party, I noticed even Marinette and Alya had been invited. Now that's surprising. What was even more surprising was seeing Chloe and Marinette exchange cheek kisses as though they were friends at the prompting of Armand as well as... a yellow teddy bear? Wait... Is that Mr. Cuddly? Chloe's bear from when we were children? Anyways, it appears before I came down here she made up with Adrien which is good. When she noticed my presence she came over and offered me her cheek. Instead of kissing it, I pulled her into an unexpected hug. "We don't kiss cheeks in America Chlo, but I'm proud of you," I whispered to her before pulling back. She smiled softly before heading back to where Armand was likely for more advice. So, I joined the party, dancing with friends until Nino put on a slow dance song. 

Chloe didn't look so happy being asked to dance by Kim, but she excepted anyways with a look at the yellow teddy. Somewhere inside, I felt a pang straight to my heart seeing Kim hold her close. Maybe it's because I've never had friends before... That must be it. 

I joined up with a guy with blue hair whom I never met before, neither of us speaking a word but reaching an understanding that we wanted to dance with one another. He's cute, I guess. Actions are often louder than words, but personality is more important than looks. A bad personality can make the most handsome of boys ugly to one who once thought him attractive. Glancing at Chloe, I noticed her pulling away from Kim to storm over to Adrien and Marinette. My body language must have shown my concern because the boy I was dancing with pulled away, and sent me a soft smile, before gesturing for me to go after my cousin. "Thank you" I whispered to him before moving my way through the crowd. 

Armand cut in when Chloe was protesting the Marinette-Adrien dance, saying " If I re-say, Mademoiselle, or to..." only to be interrupted by Chloe telling him to move, before exposing Mr. Cuddly to the entire school. Mortification passed over Chloe's face as Armand's squeakily voiced the bear saying, "Oh, please, Chloé, dear! You've been such a good little girl! Mr. Cuddly is so very proud..." Oh shit... Chloe tried to hide the bear from view, but then Kim began to tease her, " Is that your teddy bear, Chloé?" he inquired. Oh no, Kim... Why did you have to say that?  I punched him in the arm after he finished speaking gaining a questioning look from him, only for him to be met with my eyes burning into his with my own personal disappointment directed at him. His eyes darkened at my look but it was too late. An uproar of laughter came from the entire party, embarrassing Chloe and then enraging her. She dragged him off into the kitchen, but the doors don't keep out the sound of her firing him.

Chloe snapped, " I've had it with your stupid teddy bear, your stupid advice, and you, Jean, whatever your stupid name is!" she spits with venom dripping off every word. Armand was devastated, trying to reason with her saying, "But, Mademoiselle, I was only trying to help." Chloe was seeing red because her next statement finalized his status, "There's no more Mademoiselle, no more help, no more anything! You are FIRED! Now get out!" she screamed before exiting the kitchen back to the party. 

When Chloe returned to her party, that's when it got weird. Sabrina almost assaulted her with a hairbrush, she ran to hide behind Kim, and a teddy bear? Why was a teddy bear clinging to Sabrina's leg? Watching the bear, I saw it attach itself to Kim after he said rather "valiantly", "If you touch one hair on Chloé's head, you'll have to answer to me." Then, a glazed-over look appeared in Kim's eyes and his sudden strange body language tipped me off about an akumatized victim. Sabrina had a dazed look just before I slipped away to transform into Rogue just outside the kitchen window. 

"Bazoo! Spread my wings!" I exclaimed feeling the leather take over the usual cotton of my clothing. I re-entered the party through the same window, surveying the scene, and saw Ladybug using her yoyo to toss my cousin into a ball pit. Has that always been there? Never mind, not important. What's important is the teddy bear.

As she spits out a ball out of her mouth, Chloe in her infinite stupidity asked, "About time, what took you so long?" to which she got no response. Turning my attention to Chat and Ladybug, it was time for "battle". Chat tripped up Kim with his baton sending the inebriated boy into the ball pit and the teddy went flying.

"That's a very slippery dance floor" Chat snickered to himself after the jock went flying. I retaliated lightly with a coy, "Or perhaps there were some mischievous interventions..." Ladybug had just managed to laso Despair Bear with her yoyo and yelled out to the frantic crowd, "Move aside. All of you!" before being tackled to the ground by the leather-clad cat man due to a chair suddenly flying through the air almost hitting her. That was a bit overkill but c'est la vie, when in Rome do as the Romans do. Turning in the direction of where the chair came from, I noticed Max had been the one to throw it. Is this bear seriously going to just mind-control my friends and Chloe's minions? I hope not...

A disembodied voice came from Max, "How about a little game..." before the voice of our dear akumatized villain shined through saying, "Of flying chairs." with an audible sneer in his tone of voice. It's clear where the akuma is so my powers are kinda useless. 

Ladybug tied her yo-yo around Max's leg,  only as soon as she did, Despair Bear left his leg. Despair Bear clung onto Alya next and the newest victim of the mind-controlling bear was forced to attack. She approached Ladybug and tries to attack her but I had managed to lock my arms around her and slammed her across the room, damage be damned. Hopefully, the magic ladybugs help with internal damage. Despair Bear was flung off by the force of the throw before claiming Ivan as his next victim, and Alya upon recovering from the toss was disoriented enough to ignore any lasting pain. 

Just then, Chat Noir stopped Ivan from crushing the three of us with a coffee table. How strong is he if he can lift that coffee table? It's supposed to weigh almost 120 pounds.  Wait where did the bear go?

A weird sensation came over my body as I realized Chat Noir had grabbed both Ladybug and my hands. "Uh, What are you doing?" she asked before realizing, "Uh, oh," I said as we both looked down to see the teddy bear wrapped around Chat's leg. "New plan?" I asked. "New plan," Ladybug replied. The butterfly symbol appeared in front of the teddy bear and when it finished listening to Hawkmoth, Despair Bear spoke, "Oh, pretty earrings and necklace" through Chat's body. 

While Ladybug tried to reason with the controlled kitty cat, I tried to figure out a way out of his death grip. Hmm... If echo works to locate the akumatized object, the force from it should be able to send him back far enough even if I already know where it is. The problem is the floor to ceiling windows..."Everyone away from the windows," I cried out just before Chat in his daze said, "Cataclysm" I was about to us echo on my newfound friend when, Chloe stepped in to aid us? "Paws off, kitty!" she said as she sends his paws down into the couch, efficiently destroying it... This is a lot of property damage.

"Thanks Chloe," I said and Ladybug followed suit. Of course, however, Chloe being Chloe has to have the attention directed towards something she's done because she started bragging, and then complaining. You gotta love that girl sometimes.

"Hey, I was really nice, just then. Did you see? No?" Chloe exclaimed right before everyone else fainted out of shock. Was that from her actions or the fact that Ladybug and I were almost wiped out of existence?  "You're all so lame. I bet Y/N wouldn't have fainted." Chloe said in an exasperated tone. 

"Maybe you should use your lucky charm" I recommended to Ladybugbefore engaging Chat again with my boomerang which hit him in the head. "I think I might've just angered him more!" I yelled as Ladybug cried out for her "Lucky Charm". She got a fork. What are we supposed to do with a freaking fork?!?! "Rogue I need you to buy us some time!" she said, which I responded with a curt nod. 

"ECHO" I screeched as the windows begun to shake before shattering letting glass fly everywhere and the controlled Chat Noir went flying back into the bar area from the power behind the scream. Still in control of Chat Noir, Despair Bear rubbed his head before uttering, "You little brats!" and forcing CHat t ochase us out and up the stairs to the rooftop. 

"DO YOU HAVE A PLAN YET?!" I yelled behind me as I sent my boomerang to cut Chat off at the knees making him trip up the final stairs. "Okay, Rogue get Chloe on board with the plan." Ladybug directed. Jeez this isn't going to be easy.

Okay so it was pretty easy. Chloe was hiding behind an umbrella and was being attacked by the teddy bear still. She agreed pretty easily after Ladybug managed to attach the fork to Despair Bear. "Naughty, Naughty Ladybug and Rogue." he said as he forced the body of Chat Noir to fight Ladybug. 

"Okay, Chloe so when she gives the signal, I need you to spin the umbrella so that the teddy unravels." I told her before joining the fight by once again sending the boomerang into Chat Noir's knees. Note to self apologize to him and his knee caps later. "Chloe, would you be so kind?" Ladybug said and Chloe immediately began spinning the umbrellacausing the body of the bear to unravel leaving nothing but the head and a tiny butler. 

" Ladybug? Rogue? What are you doing?" Chat asked now completely free of Despair Bears arms. "Oh, nothing. Just saving your skin with the help of our new little sidekick." Ladybug replied before I made the comment, "Perhaps we'll replace you with her, kitten." which made him blanche before punching me lightly in the shoulder. "Why do my knees hurt so much?" he asked wincing at the pressure of standing. "I'll tell you later." I said quickly, flushing  before turning to the tiny man. 

A squeaking voice called out, "Give me your Miraculous! You haven't defeated me, yet!" iIght, Despair Bear still hasn't technically been defeated. "Watch your step Chat Noir" Ladybug said before I ended up picking him up bridal style and side stepping behind our villain to avoid Despair Bear's grip again. "This is humiliating..." Chat said while pouting at the position. "It's okay kitten, this is partially my fault anyways." I admitted before setting him down to which a confused expression came over his face, only to be replaced with one of determination. 

" I've got this guy under control." Chat said as he picked up and effectively trapped Despair Bear in his hands as Ladybug broke the thread that the fork was attached to from the body of Mr. Cuddly and then deevilizing the butterfly setting everything back to normal. 

Nudging Ladybug with my hip, I glanced over at Chloe. Ladybug apparently caught on to what I was indicating as we both moved to thank my dear cousin. "Thanks for helping us out there. That was really nice of you." Ladybug said to her. "Yeah, it really is a refreshing to have a helping hand." I added. " I know, wasn't it?" Chloe said with her chest puffed up with pride. This is gonna go to her head isn't it. Oh well...

Anyways, Chloe rehired her butler, us three miraculous holders had to run off to detransform, and Chloe had to make a phone call. I snuck back into my room to detransform through the window. To make sure no one would see I managed to get into the walk-in closet before Bazoo returned from the pendent extremely hungry. Heading down to the party area and back into the kitchen, I handed Bazoo several blackberries before realizing Chloe was up to something again. Only this time it required several booth like tables and Marinette's dad. 

"Great job, kids. You've done some really good work." Mr. Dupain-Chang saidas he maneuvered around the room looking at everyone's macarons. I made lemon-lavender macarons with Kim and he seemed kinda more touchy during our prep time. Our hands kept brushing against each others while decorating, he put his hands over mine  while mixing the batter, and he even wiped crumbs off my lips during our sampling time. I mean, I don't mind it but it was definitely a change since earlier today. 

Dragging me off by our linked arms, Chloe and I ended up to the side of the group with Adrien.

"That was a great idea of inviting Marinette's dad!" Adrien commented. "He's right, and it was something that made up for not being able to finish the lesson at school." I added in while glancing down slightly at Chloe. She replied quickly saying, "I know. This way, no one can be mad at me for calling the fire department. I'm really nice now, did you notice, Adrikins? N/N? Even Ladybug said so! Didn't she, Jean-Pascal?" Ah yes, there's the Chloe I know. 

"I'm proud of you, Chloé. I think you've proven that you're capable of making an effort to be nicer to everyone" Adrien told her. Here we are at full circle from this morning. "Aww, Adrikins! So we'll always be best friends, forever? Pinky swear?" she said with a glint in her eyes. Oh dear here we go. Adrien pinky swore with her before she left us behind while making judgemental comments about the other's macarons. 

"She'll never change." Adrien said before turning to me. "No. No she won't, but she's capable of it when she decides she ready to, and we'lll just have to be there when she is." I replied leaning into his side beforemoving aside when I noticed Marinette. "Excuse me, Adrien" I said before walking off to find Kim, Alix, and Max. Watching from my corner I saw Adrien and Marinette interact. One day, they'll realize just how much they like each other, and I don't mean as "just a friend". 

6:45 pm, Tuesday, April 23rd, Paris, France

Between superhero work, my aunt's intended image for me, my schoolwork, and idol work it's a wonder I haven't had a full-blown mental breakdown yet. I've gotten closer to Alix, Kim, and Max from school but they don't really understand idol work. Chloe seems to think it's the greatest thing on earth, but I'd like one day to myself. Anyways, I just finished up in the recording studio for the day and decided to take the stairs instead of the elevator. Honestly, the stairwell has amazing acoustics so sometimes afterward I'll sit in the stairwell doing whatever I want.

Today I decided to use the stairwell just for some fun. I was kinda hoping to scare someone because it can be creepy at night. One of my favorite things to do back in New York was to sit on my fire escape and do "siren calls". 

While I was singing, I heard a second voice. A masculine voice joined me with these "calls". The voice although mostly smooth, had certain moments of roughness like he'd been singing for a while and his voice was becoming tired. The voice continued to entrance me until I realized I had been walking back up the steps, closer to the voice, closer to whoever he was.  

Then the singing stopped.

The concrete walls of the stairwell seemed to dim, time was running out both in the day and to meet this gifted singer who joined my vocal runs. I heard a door click shut shortly after. 

Rushing further up the stairs I ended up back in the studio. No one was around. So I left. Hopefully, I can meet him one day. Clearly, today isn't that day.

Walking up the street to where the limo was parked I was in my own little world, or at least I was. I hit something warm. Oh, I ran into someone is a better explanation I suppose. It was the blue-haired boy from Chloe's party! "I'm so sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going." I apologized to him. "Hmm... It's alright" he replied, silently giggling to himself. "I'm Y/N, I think we've met before." I said offering him my hand. "I'm Luka, we danced together at your cousin's party," he replied with a soft smile. 

"Well, Luka. How much do you know about music?"

[mysteriouslybluepirate]

Watching Con O'Neill's Filmography Day 8- The Last Seduction II (1999)

Warnings: Women in lingerie, on-screen clothed sex, drug use, phone sex, violence against a pregnant woman, voyeurism/public sex acts, gore, gun violence, murder, blood, stabbings, etc.

I did not bother to watch the first one, though I've only seen good things from people online. Again, it doesn't feel like I've missed anything by skipping to Con content.

As always, live reaction below the cut, review overall at the bottom.

Quick message before we start. We've all seen the gifs of what Con does here. He has a weird short 90s haircut and acts in what could be described as soft-core porn. We're both going to pretend we didn't see each other here, seeing this shit, right?

I didn't see you, you didn't see me.

Good. Now, let the show begin-

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Opening logo reminds me of my school mascot, not a good start.

Joan Severance, you deserve better. I don't know who you are, but please get another agent.

I actually love the opening font here for some weird reason. It's all swirled, and silly.

That attorney looks like Patrick Bateman from a distance, honestly, that would be great. This movie couldn't afford Christian Bale in the 90s.

I know the point of the movie is that she's hot. So I'm getting it out now. She's hot. The all-black style is a type of mine, and I'm not mad.

Smoking is bad for you. At least she's considerate, actually throwing out the cig...Nvm, she's an asshole. Not so hot anymore.

This takes place in Barcelona and our main cast will be Brits? Sounds about right.

Did she put on lingerie in the hotel, then take it off, and get dressed to go meet someone?

I hope Con got a good vacation out of this at the very least. If this was filmed in Barcelona. Which- (Editor Me can't find anything about this movie, I'm assuming just establishing shots?)

F.U.2 is a fun bar name. Real Izzy vibes

A GAY BARTENDER

AND CON

(my brother called his 90s shaved look 'adult Greg Hefley'-Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Honestly, I can't unsee it)

Is this his 3rd character that meets the protag at a bar (Scarborough Ahoy, maybe Dancing Thru the Dark if that wasn't a diner)? That's a pattern.

The hesitation over calling Con a gentlemen is funny

TROY FENTEN okay, that's a name. sure. let's just move past that.

'FAGS FROM A FAG'. Oh, this is going to be a movie. You know, most straight movies from this era didn't even have queer characters. But in Con's bad movies, they're added so Con can bully someone. The bad Con movies just make him a homophobe. I'm connecting these dots-

Again, the whole 'Have you been in love?' thing. Dancing, This, 3 steps to heaven. There's a pattern. In an interview for 'Telstar' Con said Joe Meek was obsessed with writing puppy love in all his songs, when this fucker can't escape 'longing' in his own career.

This looks like the start of a porno. (kinda?)

This is a weirdly subservient foreplay? The taking orders, voyeurisms, etc...Odd? Well, at least we know Troy is willing to go down on someone, which is something that will surely affect the plot.

Don't undo a condom wrapper with your teeth.

What is that position? She's braced up over the arms of a chair. Seated on the floor would be more comfortable. For both of them!

Who says 'frisky' in day-to-day life.

I WANT HIS WARDROBE(Editor Me, it's literally just a suit. I don't know, I'm easily impressed). The Gomez and Morticia look to their outfits is great.

How do you run a sex phone line surrounded by people in the same room. At least he employs everyone and anyone, icon.

Real 'ugly' people can tell when you're flirting with them to get shit. We're trained from middle school age for survival. Also, that travel agency guy is hiding a British accent poorly.

(This is the point where my brother (he's 18 don't worry, I have a brain) wanted to watch, so we restarted. He's seen Dancing, OFMD, Vengeance, and Telstar. He's a trooper and being their for my Con O'Neill phase. The bullying of Con commences.)

My favorite comment of his was "I hope this guy gets shanked in Barcelona" after his sexist line about women. Valid.

OH MY GOD. That computer design is awful, Graphic Design is my passion, indeed

Just tell her exactly how the business runs. That's a smart idea you won't regret later.

(About him being able to be on any call) That's a consent violation

"Dumb bitch." Okay! Ew

This seems like a shit place to work if he can just casually stand and watch over you perform like that

(about one of the phone people using company time to talk to her boyfriend) Could he have a system to block calls from people who don't pay or suspicious numbers? Why didn't he just do that?

HE JUST PUNCHES A PREGNANT WOMAN? (blood on her face, not on her fists) Okay? Like, why would anyone stay?

("naughty boy.")WHY IS SHE INTO THIS? Red Flags? NAHHHH

SHE JUST TRIED TO KICK I PIGEON! ("Pigeons may be flying rat's but you're the real skum of the city" - My Brother Everyone)

'This is the woman incels think exist'-Again, he's just rocking it tonight

Oh so 'he's falling in love' WHY? Why do you do these roles CON! So far she has let you fuck her, been kinda dodgy about anything with her past, and rude.

(Footjob scene)BUTTON UP THE BOTTOM OF THE JACKET AT LEAST.

Okay the older couple not yelling at them, but stealing a peak made me laugh.

IS THAT A CLOCKWORK ORANGE MANIQUINE IN THE BACKGROUND (yeah, he has mannequin wall art. No, it's never mentioned)

Good, he got blue balled, deserved for being a bastard.

Why is she doing all this? Just to get a sliver of the profits?

(While he's buying drugs from a seller, he gets in all close.) Con shouldn't be allowed to smile like that at men in sniffing distance while playing a homophobe.

It's a good thing he's high, and not clearly able to see how badly she's lying/bluffing. It's not even a convincing performance, like...why?

I don't like him saying good girl, not at all. Which is surprising for me. I'm proud of myself for not thinking Con acting like this is hot.

(She just kind of leans over, unzips his pants, leans in, and goes for it. Awkward pan up to his face) Was he commando? Was he already hard? So many questions.

(At a strip club) What's with that pole? Her hand goes around half of it! Thick as a telephone pole!

Why did she even come to this bar for info? OH, she's buying a gun.

This isn't hot, like, at all. It's just gross.

(bastard gets stabbed with the straw)GOOD FOR HER

She did just walk past people, covered in blood.

This false phone call thing is somehow isn't gay. Sad.

-Catching yall up, it's been 10 minutes and nothing fun has happened. She shows Troy the tape. He somehow doesn't hear that she entrapped a guy and got him in jail. They set up a trap for blondie who was threatening her life.

Troy saying sexist shit only to immediately get shut down is so funny.

the hitman from earlier isn't going to fight blondie cause he expects to fight a man, not a woman, right? Yep, called it.

Based body guard

I-what was that fight? Just a few punches then overkill?

(Body guard gets shot up)What did he do to deserve that man?

Can no one hear a gun going off?

What do you mean by 'that looks nasty'? She looks fine.

So Troy gets semi-framed? Like, he was a piece of shit, but still, that doesn't solve anything really. The business might stay afloat but since none of the people know how the computers work, or can reroute funds to their pockets, what's the point? They just lost their jobs! Same with the bar.

The two leads smugly flirting and smoking it's not gay at all actually, they're enemies! (banging my head into a wall) WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN

Why does this Troy get called a 'naughty boy' so often in this movie. We should bring this energy to all his roles...especially Izzy-

So she just gets away with it? That's a shitty ending, I didn't even like her in this movie. I barely tolerated Troy, but I wanted her to get caught.

The movie just...ends.

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Writing: 3/10 Sloppy, I couldn't follow why our characters were doing what they were doing half the time. Also, there were points where the writers realized we might be starting to like Tony, so they just made him do/say something shitty. Like a marvel movie making a villain have a good point, then making them kill a bus full of children. Just so we know who to root for. Who was our protagonist? I will remember this movie for the (somehow stylish look at the time) 90s Con, and the weird sex scenes. Again, I love a strong female lead but she just didn't do anything fun.

Cinematography/Editing 5/10: Nothing memorable, nothing subtractive. Meh. It was, in fact, a movie.

All actors besides Con: 4/10: Forgetable or just bad. Again, it's not their fault, it's the writing. I didn't know who the story wanted us to root for. So I'd start to like a character just for them to do something confusing or shitty. Again, it's obvious they were trying. I hope these people got to work on something better.

Con: 6/10 He can't save a movie. He is having the most fun here, which isn't saying a lot. Troy is Con's most homophobic character in his filmography to date. Con plays him all bark with no bite. It's fun to see him play a totally irredeemable jackass. Again, the whole 'falling in love' plot was introduced and kind of dropped, but I'm glad they didn't really commit to it? Troy is way worse than Angel (from 3 Steps To Heaven), Angel was fun in his shitty behavior and stayed consistent in the story. Here Troy's an abusive dick. I was having fun until he punched a pregnant lady for shock value, then it was hot/cold the whole film. Good performance, shit script.

Overall 5-6/10 Not a strong recommendation, his worst film by miles. If you go in knowing it's shit, however, you can have a great time! I did! My brother and I got to watch a shitty movie and just take it for what it was! If I was watching this alone it would be a 4/10. It's no 'The Room', thank god, but it's nothing groundbreaking.

There are two POV characters and the story couldn't make me care about either of them. The setting felt like it could have taken place in London, Seattle, or Amsterdam. Con was fun, but this movie is really only worth it if you want to see Con play a homophobic weasel of a man.

Only higher than the projects he was barely in. (Link should be updated for those who want to rerank anything, ill post it in the comments if needed)

I hope everyone has an amazing holiday season. This time of year is shit, but you're already this far in!

@ivegotnonameidea Thank you so much for your recommendation and assistance!

I would love to hear everyone else's opinions on this shitty film!

[yukigossip]

what's happened since funhouse break 2

~ same rules as the other one ~

Despite still working as an actress and getting away from what the public considered a 'toxic' relationship, Kay was in a depressive period where she was also scared that Negan was going to try and sabotage her acting career again. Which usually meant she got reckless.

She was reckless when she stole Molly from her brother and went to a party with plenty of WWE stars with her sister. She flirted and drank enough to get her tipsy (which wasn't much - shes a lightweight) and flirted with Roman Reigns there.

She was reckless when they were both put on an episode of a tv show together and they hooked up at the end of the shoot in her house she didn't even live in.

Of course they kept it a tight lipped secret - he was claiming it was just a one time thing. Because... the problem is he is married. Though, when she was feeling low again and she passed him in the wwe halls going to her sister, he didn't push her away. In fact he encouraged it and since then the two have been having an affair.

She was reckless when she went to a party thrown by Sweet Trauma thrown at Aphrodite Lounge and Casino, accompanied by Jules and was having fun on a stripper pole when a man told her to "shut up and sit down". she broke his legs. She had met Lloyd before in passing and heard about him from Negan, but since it was his casino it was him who questioned her about it and she might have gotten arrested if it didn't impress him so much .

(he also threatened the man that if he were to press charges then he would be even more broken than he already was).

Getting to know each other more, Lloyd assured her he would make sure Negan didn't mess with her movie career especially since during this time she took a new prodigy under her wing in the form of younger wannabe actress Holly baker.

And despite Lloyd's insistence she could continue as is she insisted not getting him involved knowing the two already didn't like each other.

She realized something was going on when she started being rejected for the new movies she was auditioning for and was grateful when Hoodie reached out to bring funhouse together again.

She had spent 3 years away from Funhouse. She stopped talking about them in interviews and while she spoke to draven, Katya, Makayla and hoodie weekly. Naomi and her had an argument when she was in Korea. Kassie and her really only texted every once in a while and you ghosted practically everyone.

now was not only was she asked to bring everyone back together but bring them back with a saturated music industry with acts that were inspired by funhouse.

but she agreed anyway - even if it was to gain sometime while she tried to figure her mess of a life out.

~

[c4tgvtz]

Random Twst Headcanons With a Gender Neutral Partner [Part 1- Books 1 and 2]

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CW: None!

Genre: fluff!

Note: This is my first real post here!! Yum!!!

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➳ 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗬𝗨𝗟

𝙍𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙇𝙀

He often comes off as distant, especially at first, and he doesn’t seem all that interested within the first few weeks, but he’s very quick to soften up

Love language is acts of service and quality time, he wants to show his s/o that they’re loved! And in his head, the best way to do that is to make time in his VERY busy schedule to spend time with them

He’s surprisingly physically affectionate? Not massive on PDA, but he does enjoy holding hands in public. As embarrassing as it is at first, he doesn’t mind people knowing that you’re his… and he’s yours

He never really flirts or anything, but if you were to flirt with him? You’d get to see how easily he flusters. He absolutely adores cheesy pick up lines and will give you the cutest giggle any time you use them

He’s cuddly. And extremely touch starved. At first he’d be reluctant to let you touch him, setting down rather specific guidelines on where you can and can’t touch him (good for him!/gen) but he eases up quickly and within a few weeks he’s all over you in private, wordlessly begging for you to hold him. He needs it.

Kisses from Riddle are soft, gentle… yet hungry. Behind them is an unexpected desire, and it’s not really… sexual per-say… more so just desperation. He’s never kissed anyone else before, it’s such a nice feeling and he’s hungry for more of it… and more of you.

𝘼𝘾𝙀

This moron has no clue what he’s doing.

Not one. Not even a single clue.

But he tries his best!! He only really knows what he’s seen on TV and heard from his brother.

He takes you on super normal dates for like a week before he gets really bored and asks if you’re even enjoying it. He doesn’t like forcing it but… well that’s what they do in the movies right?

He starts taking you out to much wilder places, his first idea when you tell him you’d be willing to do something different is a theme park

His love language is. Definitely quality time and gifts

If he’s not seen you in a while for any reason, he’ll go out of his way to get something for you, even if it’s just something small, as a sort of apology

Deuce is totally his wingman. Not to say he’s a good one, but you’ll occasionally see Ace messaging him asking what to do while the two of you are on your little dates

He’s a cuddler, through and through. Whenever you’re together he’ll put his arm around you and if you’re at each other’s rooms, it’s more likely than not that he’s either trying to get you to snuggle into him, or is just straight up wrapping his whole body around you

Ace isn’t all that good at kissing- but his confidence is endearing. He’d definitely be the one to make the first move, but end up really flustered after a little peck. Once he’s done freaking out, he’s eager to kiss you whenever you have the time alone. He definitely gets better with time, but at first… well he’s not the best, but he’s trying as best he can for you.

𝘿𝙀𝙐𝘾𝙀

Moron number 2 is. Just as clueless as the first one.

Though he’s definitely not as confident, he seems to try a bit harder

Right from the get-go, he’s super open and genuine, wanting to take the relationship as seriously as possible, mostly so that you take him seriously

He doesn’t really know much about romance, so flusters super easily. He has no idea how to flirt back

He’s the type to walk up to you, shakily give you finger guns and wink while visibly sweating, then look at his hand— which is covered in smudged ink— and read “h-hey… bbbb….. baby?… baby. Did… did it… kurt- no- no did it hurt when you fffff….feel?… fell… from heaven?…” and then look up at you with the most nervous smile.

His love language is definitely words of affirmation and acts of service, like he’ll give you praise for the smallest things and constantly tell you just how much he loves you

He likes taking you little walks around the rose maze in heartslabyul dorm���. But he gets you guys lost. Every time. He has to call cater to come and get you guys out

Absolutely refuses to take you to his dorm incase Ace is there or has set up some sort of camera or something to get dirt on him. He’s a little over-paranoid but… it’s Ace can you blame him?

He’s actually an okay kisser! Super tense at first and would need you to make the first move, but after the first few he slowly starts to ease up. He prefers kissing you— or being kissed— on the head or cheek, rather than the lips… it’s a little much for him for at least the first few months

𝘾𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙍

What an eccentric lover you’ve found yourself dear reader!

Okay well he’s not what you’d expect.

He is at first? He’s super keen on like “showing you off” in a sense, he holds your hand everywhere you guys go, and likes to tell everyone that you guys are together

Bbbuuut as time goes on he calms down a ton. Cater has the capability to be extremely serious, and the last thing that he wants is for you to think that he sees your relationship with him as a joke.

In public he still likes to act like his usual self, but people notice that he seems… a bit more chilled out, not as hyped up as usual, and at first people think he’s down or something, but it’s honestly just because he’s more comfortable with you

He absolutely adores giving you little gifts, like plushies and sometimes straight up just toys— but for big occasions like your birthday, Christmas or valentines he goes all out. He’ll manage to worm out of you exactly what you want and get you just that

Behind closed doors, he’ll sometimes ask you to take pictures together, but very rarely will be ever post them to Magicam, those pictures are too genuine, too precious… too beautiful… he wants to keep them to himself.

He’s a pretty decent kisser! He’s very hands on whenever you kiss him, and as long as no one else is there? It often turns into a bit of a make-out session, with Cater pulling you close, one hand on your back, the other in your hair, while he kisses you over and over, getting needier and needier.

𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙔

Trey’s absolutely wonderful to be in a relationship with, this man is COMMITTED

But he knows not to take himself all too seriously. It’s not like this is some responsibility or something, he sees your relationship with him as fairly casual, but still puts in all the effort he can

I feel like I don’t even need to say it, but he will bake for you CONSTANTLY. Birthday? Three teir cake. Valentine’s Day? Heart shaped tarts. Literally any random day? Anything he can make.

He definitely goes out of his way to take care of you, but he doesn’t baby you or anything. He’s super sweet and often likes to check up on you, just to make sure you’re doing okay with everything. “Have you ate today?” And “have you drank anything in the last few hours?” Are common questions with him

This man adores any sort of physical touch. He loves having you lie on his chest (there’s a lot to lie on if you don’t believe his boobies are massive this is not the blog for you/hj) and just holding you there

If you’re ever uneasy at all in public or anything he’ll very gently put his hand on your shoulder as a sort of signal, asking if you want to leave the situation. He knows how to get a lot across without any words!

More than willing to help you with any studying that you need to do for your classes, he’s a great tutor!!

This man gives the LOVELIEST of kisses. He’s a massive fan of kissing all over your face, and absolutely ADORES it when you do the same to him. Actually kissing him on the lips, he’s so gentle and compassionate, almost as if he’s silently telling you things he was never able to say…

➳ 𝗦𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗪

𝙇𝙀𝙊𝙉𝘼

Good luck. (How’d you even get in a relationship with him???)

He’s just as annoying as you’d think. This man baby immediately takes your relationship as an excuse for him to make you do things for him

If you put your foot down and try and reason with him… instead of getting annoyed, he just kinda smirks and laughs. He’s not making fun of you, he’s just genuinely impressed that you’re standing up to him, takes balls to do that

He has a lot more respect for you than you’d think. Having the courage to ask him out was enough to shock him a little, so obviously he’s gonna think higher of you than the other students at NRC

He’s a lion. Expect lion affection. Sleeping with you, on you, around you. Just. Sleeping. Near you in any capacity.

He’s??? Oddly snuggly. In his head, he sees you as his mate and wants to protect you. He’ll demand you come to his room at night almost every night (at the very least once or twice a week) and he’ll just hold you like a teddy bear while he sleeps, that his way of showing he cares about you

Seldom are the words “I love you” to ever fall from his lips. But when he’s super tired… either last thing before he sleeps or right as he wakes up, he might just mumble it under his breath with his head buried into your hair and his arms wrapped around your torso

Kisses from Leona are quite rough and. Passionate. If he’s kissing you? He means it. He thinks it’s pointless at first, but after the first few times he realises that he likes it just as much as you, and in his head it translates to how a lion would lick their mate in affection, so he kisses you. A lot. Often times on the head or cheek, just casually, but if you’re alone with him? He’ll go right for the lips. Lion love baby.

𝙅𝘼𝘾𝙆

This man is so incredibly sweet, when he’s in love? He falls hard… he’s just a pubby!!

For real though, if you’re in a relationship with him, that’s gonna be one that’ll last a while. Jack’s loyalty is unbreakable and if he loves you? He’s not leaving your side

That’s not to say he won’t give you privacy if you seem like you want it (you might need to tell him, he can be a bit dense with it) but he will want to be with you as often as possible

Oh my GOD tail wags. As soon as he sees you, even if his face doesn’t show it, the rapid wagging of his tail tells you just how excited he is. It’s when you get close that you get that endearing smile and a friendly nod of greeting. You can always tell he’s holding himself back.

He’s just as easy to excite as he is to anger when it comes to love. He might have a bit of a short fuse, but his temper relaxes much more around you

He loves any sort of physical affection, especially being pet— which he was. Hesitant about letting you do at first, but when he found out how much he liked it he was more than willing to let you do whatever you pleased

Jack LOVES showing you his plants. He can and will talk to you about them for hours, he’s not embarrassed about it around you, and absolutely adores it whenever you ask questions, it shows him that you’re interested!

His kisses are quick and short at first, and he seems way to embarrassed to take it any further, but with a little push, he softens and starts to give you more passionate kisses. Though he much prefers cuddles or pets or anything like that, he does enjoy kissing if it’s in the comfort of either of your rooms.

𝙍𝙐𝙂𝙂𝙄𝙀

Oh boy. He’s a handful that’s for sure. If you’re dating Ruggie? You sort of need to keep an eye out while also being his impulse control

He’s a kleptomaniac, he’s not above stealing from his partner…. But if he sees that it makes you upset or angry, he’ll return whatever he stole and try to console you by apologising

He’s not very good at this whole “love” thing. Certainly better than Leona, and surprisingly smooth with flirting? But not all that sure where to go past that

The key to his heart is through food and gifts. Take him out for a nice dinner and buy him some trinkets? And he’s all yours, he’ll never steal from you again

He actually makes a pretty decent effort! He gives you a lot of attention, even blowing off Leona to hang out with you. He really enjoys spending time with you and goes out of his way to hang out with you, he’s more than happy to skip class to do so too

He’ll sometimes try and give you gifts too, not they’re never anything big. Heck, he’ll even give you some food he’s made! You’re the only person at this school that he would ever dream of voluntarily sharing his food with, take that as a compliment

He’s not all big on physical touch, ESPECIALLY not his ears or tail, bit he doesn’t mind a bit of a cuddle every now and then. And he’ll ruffle your hair a lot. No matter your height

Kisses? He’s not a fan. He’s also terrible at it. You basically have to teach him how to do it, but when you show him and he feels just how… nice it is? He actually really likes it. The feeling of being so loved is… new to him… and it means a lot that you’re there to love him like that.

[astranva]

Too Into It.

Word Count: 1.4k

Category: Angst-ish, fluff

Warning: A few f-words.

Summary: Chris and Y/N film a scene in Infinity War where Y/N’s character turns to dust and Chris gets emotional.

A/N: obviously not very canon

..

There were many things you were thankful for.

You were thankful for ice-creams on a cold night. You were thankful for the dogs you met at parks. You were thankful for living nearby a bakery.

And you were thankful for your job.

Your acting career had taken off after you debuted in 2009, you’d like to say, but you knew it had seriously skyrocketed after you joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Your character was first introduced in The Avengers movie, being a telekinetic character whom Fury contacted to help the Avengers against Loki and, eventually, Steve Rogers’s love interest.

That was how you met Chris – that was how you met your fiancé.

You remember how you had instantly clicked, joking around with each other and getting each other coffee and croissants in the early mornings of filming.

Your costars and colleagues had all noticed it before you did; Scarlett would elbow you whenever Chris stepped on set, RDJ would throw a wink at Chris whenever he’d catch him in the act of gazing at you, Tom Hiddleston would try to stifle his smirk as he looked at the both of you bashfully flirting like high school kids. It was obvious for everyone before it was obvious to either of you, until Chris had finally asked you out on a date.

For the first couple of years, your relationship was private and away of the public eye.

You’d both giggle and change subjects whenever the fans would tell you that you looked cute together. You’d do exactly the same thing and play along whenever interviewers asked you if you were both together.

Until you both had decided to go public during the premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier when Chris had pouted at you because he wanted to go as your date, and you as his.

You vividly remember the chaos it caused when you both appeared together, hands intertwined before you posed for the cameras, Chris’s arms around your waist. Nothing compares to the amount of flashes and screams that happened when you looked at Chris to adjust his tie, only for him to thank you with a soft kiss to your lips.

It was in February of 2017, a month after you had started filming Avengers: Infinity War, that Chris had went down on one knee and popped the question:

“I- Fuck, I forgot the speech,” he had let out a laugh as he held up the diamond ring, “Fuck, okay, okay, shit,” he breathed out as he looked at you, teary eyed and your hands covering your mouth in shock, “Just- Marry me?”

Your engagement had more than one celebration, the biggest one being one that RDJ and Susan had thrown you where all your friends and colleagues were invited to and celebrated with, and so, the rest was history.

You and Chris had agreed on getting married after filming and press wrapped up, choosing to focus on the filming project you were part of at that time.

“Quit it,” Sebastian Stan laughed as he poked your side, stopping you from tugging on his long hair.

“Alright, ready?” Joe Russo asked out loud, “Chris stop looking at Y/N.”

You giggled, looking at Chris who bashfully looked the other way, mouthing a “Sorry” to the Russo brothers.

“Ready! And, action!”

Chris Hemsworth got into character, looking into the space where Thanos had teleported.

“Where did he go?” Chris, in his Steve Rogers character, asked Thor. “Thor?” He called, “Where did he go?”

“Steve?” Sebastian – Bucky – called, before looking at his metal arm and falling to the ground, a scene that would later include effects to make Bucky turn to dust before his gun fell to the ground.

“Cut!”

After filming that scene 2 more times, the Russo brothers called action to the next scene.

Chris knelt on the ground, looking at it in shock before looking up at Thor for a second then looking at you.

Your frowned, looking down at yourself before looking up at Chris, in character as you began acting your own dust scene.

“No, no, no,” Chris hurried to where you are, holding on to you before you fell to the ground, him falling with you as he held you in his arms, “Stay with me, Cel.”

“Steve,” you breathed out, eyes getting tearful, “Why is it taking so much time?” you clenched your eyes shut in pain, “Steve, please, it hurts.”

“Thor?” Steve looked at Thor in desperation before looking back at you, his hand going to your face, “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”

You looked at your legs, knowing that was the time when the dusting effect should take place at them, before you looked at Steve – Chris – and raised your hand up to touch his cheek, “You fought so well, Steve. You fought so well.” You cried quietly.

He shook his head, his eyes tearing up.

That wasn’t in the script.

“I didn’t, I’m so sorry. Stay with me,” he brushed your hair, “I’m sorry.”

“We tried,” you sobbed, closing your eyes as Chris leaned his forehead on yours, “I love you, Captain.”

“I love you,” he repeated, “I’m sorry.”

For the full experience, the Russo brothers had told you to act dead, just to help Chris get more into it and react to you being blipped.

So you did, going limp in his arms and closing your eyes.

For Chris, it seemed like he got out of character, because he was sure his heart dropped.

He stared at his arms, at you, in fear, feeling the tickle of tears falling from his eyes, “Celeste?”

“Cut!”

You opened your eyes, looking up at Chris who was yet to go back and out of the scene, “Hey,” you whispered quietly, sitting up, “Are you okay?”

Chris remained quiet, letting you wrap your arms around him in a hug as you gave the Russo brothers an appreciative smile when they called for a 15-minute break, clearly sensing and seeing how the scene went on Chris.

“Let’s go to the trailer, yeah? Can we do that?” Sure, anyone who heard you would think you were talking to a kid, but you knew how bad Chris’s anxiety got and you feared it getting worse, still not knowing why exactly did the scene affect him that much especially after one take.

Chris nodded at you, and despite his built, you felt like it was you who helped him up and held him as you walked to your trailer.

You closed the door behind you before walking to grab him a bottle of water, opening it and handing it to him.

You sat beside Chris on the couch as he took a sip, your hand moving to his Steve Rogers’s suit-clad back, softly and soothingly running it up and down.

“Ah, fuck,” he breathed out, handing you the water and rubbing his face with his hands, shaking his head slightly.

“What happened?” You asked softly.

Chris let out a sigh, moving his arm to wrap it around you and bring you closer to his chest, pressing a kiss to your head. “That wasn’t-” he paused, “That scene,” he tried again, “I don’t know, it just felt too fucking real.”

Your face softened, heart fluttering as you moved to look up at him and place your hand to his cheek, “You got too into character again?”

He gave you a shrug, “I guess. I don’t know I just- I don’t know, one minute I want to finish filming so we can take a shower and eat something nice other than these sandwiches, the next I’m worrying about being in that place, like for real.”

You remained quiet for a moment, choosing to only tilt his head towards you so softly to place a kiss to his lips – something you felt that he needed.

“I’m right here,” you assured him, “Don’t think it’d take a snap to kill me off.”

“Not funny,” he mumbled, although his lips tugged up in a small smile.

“Not funny.” You mimicked him, smiling at him, “You’re doing so well, baby, and I love the effort you put into being Steve, but come back to me, yeah?”

Chris nodded, “Okay.”

“Okay.”

He smiled, “Same goes to you, you know? Don’t go that fucking limp on me again, Y/N.”

“I’m just doing my job!” You laughed.

“Well suck at it.”

[lmaowhateven]

umodern au but its only the genshin pairs i care abt

some hcs under the cut or whatever 🙄 i have lots of thoughts

THOMIYA (dating)

Thoma 26 Yoimiya 24

-Thoma is the manager of a Kamisato Teashop. He grew up with Ayaka and has naturally been very close with the family. Unofficially adopted into the family and eager to help in the business :)

-Yoimiya is running her father's fireworks shop as he's getting to old to do everything himself. It's taking a lot longer than she thought it would, but currently she's trying to get a degree in business.

-The Kamisato Teashop and Nagonahara Fireworks are right next to eachother! Thoma and Yoimiya have known each other since middle school but they only recently started dating (Ayaka set them up on a blind date >:D)

-They are practically perfect together save for the fact that Thoma frequently picks up stray animals and volunteers at shelters, and Yoimiya is wildly allergic to animal fur.

BEIGGUANG (divorced/it's complicated)

Beidou 33 Ningguang 35

-Beidou use to be a prominent fish catcher and sailor, but within the last 5 years has quit her job and bought a houseboat where she lives with Kazuha (17) (her half adopted son/half roommate).

-Ningguang is a prolific CEO of a mining and trading company. She's built up the entire operation herself. She's also paying the mortgage on Beidou's houseboat.

-Beidou and Ningguang met in their early 20's and it was practically love at first sight. They got married within a year and stayed together for 4 years. Split up due to completely different lifestyles, but they can't stay away from each other for too long.

-There is nothing funnier to me than divorced beigguang but the relationship is so messy they can't help but come back to each other. It's not toxic they just need couples therapy and both are too proud to admit it. 😐

-My ideal for them is "I thought we'd be better off divorced but I'm literally so miserable without you." They are so messy so so so so messy in my head

CHAEYA (flirting)

Kaeya 24 Childe 25

((this one is a bit of a shitpost idea my other idea was smth inspired by killing eve because i love my gay bitches MESSY and PROBLEMATIC but i went with this one instead bc it was just tooooooo edgy and i didn't want to make kaeya work for the FBI or MI6 cause he's too sexy for that))

-Childe is a tik tok influencer trying to break out into the acting world. He's fairly talented for a newbie on the scene, and having him as an actor in your movie is good publicity, so he's quickly becoming an up-and-coming star.

-Kaeya has been an a-list celebrity since his teen years, due to his father being a rich philanthropist it was fairly easy for him to get roles as a kid. He's won many awards for his talent and has been in block buster after block buster. As of late though, he's recently been caught in the middle of a NASTY public scandal surrounding his brother suing him, and has become black-listed in many celebrity circles. This hit to his public reputation has him working in films he'd usually decline.

-So that's how Childe and Kaeya became co-stars of the newest cheesy netflix teen drama. Kaeya so clearly doesn't want to be here and Childe is very eager to mess with him. I'd like to think Childe keeps posting images of him and Kaeya online together and fans keep speculating on their (character's) relationship. It drives Kaeya INSANE and Childe loves to press his buttons. He pretends like it doesn't but he's plotting 1210312313 different ways to get Childe fired offset.

-Kaeya starts messing with Childe whenever they have to act together on screen. If Childe wants to spread rumors than Kaeya can spread rumors too. 😌 Y'know just adding a little acting here and sprinkling a yearning touch there. It's all in the name of show-biz (AND VENGEANCE)

XIAOYU (married)

Xiao 31 Ganyu 34

-Both of them are ex-members of the Chinese mafia, but you'd never have guessed that. Now Xiao is a homemaker and Ganyu is a secretary for Ningguang. (basically a way of the househusband au.)

-Have been married for 8 years but everyone tells them they look too young to even be married at all.

-Ganyu frequently falls asleep on public transport, so Xiao takes her to and from work on his motorcycle. She absolutely loves the feeling of being on the bike, Xiao is so terrified every second of the way.

-They met after a long turf war had ended between two gangs. Their boss had grown tired of all the fighting and wanted to retire, and felt that they were too young to be roped up into all of this. Without anywhere else to go both of them had found solace with each other.

[moxfirefly]

So an ask @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak got really has me thinking. So I’m hoping on the train and giving my own two cents on the guys with an s/o who’s ovulating and what goes down.

@tmntspidergirl did her own version so give it a looksie and some love!!

Liste my peeps, wow, what y’all getting yourselves into

Donnie KNOWS, ok and it’s not just cause he’s the smarty pants of it. You once told him when you were on your period and boy just made the calculations and knows when the next cycle happens

But here’s the thing, the little issue. The first time you spend a week with him post menstruation and ovulating?

You know somethings off with him. He’s acting all off and he’s so grabby with you especially in public (like in front of his brothers) I mean this man is straight up making you sit on his lap, he’s pawing at you and when did he become ok with kissing you like t h a t in front of people?

Don’s a private lad when it comes to you and his alone time

But he’s got you pinned against the sink one night while you were doing the dishes. And he’s so tall like when he leans down and nuzzles your ear and inhales the life out of you when he noses your hair the shivers my dudes

‘I wanna put a baby in you’ he whispers against your ear

Well you just broke Leo’s tea mug

‘Excuse me??’ You try to turn your head but he presses you hard against the sink and his hands slide to your stomach

‘You heard me’ and it’s such a territorial tone like you have to make sure this isn’t Raph and some fever dream. But not it’s Donnie, your big lovable nerd and why are you so for this idea all of a sudden?????

Let’s just say when you end up in his bed, Donnie absolutely railing the life out of you. Not once, not twice but an amount that leaves you so close to drunk on your own dopamine that you’ve forgotten how to speak properly

You don’t question when this large fucking terrapin is holding your legs to your chest after spilling himself in you.

He’s breathing so hard, sweaty and grinning ‘Don’t move love, keep all of me in you’

You nod breathlessly not even registering what he’s just said but boy do you not move an inch until he tells you that you can

Drunk Drunk Drunk off your scent

I can’t even begin to explain

He’s in a stupor almost

Mikey.exe has stopped working

He’s lowkey confused tbh like yes you’re hot but f u c k what is it about today that has you so HOT™️

He’s so transfixed by you that you gotta ask

‘Ok do I have something on my face? Is there a stain on my shirt??’

Mikey is just eying you up and down and shakes his head

He scoots closer to you and he’s not rocking that goofy smile. He’s legit studying you. It’s so bizarre seeing him so hyper focused and serious.

And obviously you’re somewhat alarmed when he straight up starts sniffing you

Your neck, your shoulders, your chest

When he starts trailing down your stomach and you’re alarmingly looking around the living room cause MIKEY PEOPLE

It takes all of your resolve and actual praying when he just straight up buries his face in your clothes crotch and the ‘holy shiiiiiit’ and full body shudder that leaves him to not moan out into the open living room

The movie is background noise at this point and whatever has taken over your orange clad boyfriend is somewhat worrisome but not at all un welcomed

Especially when you find yourself trying to muffle your noises because Mikey had straight up slide you down the makeshift couch and onto the floor. Crawled over you and begged to be inside of you

Begged, like he was going to die if this didn’t take place immediately

It’s so not you and his usual style, there isn’t the usual flirting and playful dirty talk Mikey gives you. He straight up telling you that he will Protect you, if anybody goes near you or tries something against you, omg they gonna be d-e-a-d. This lad has never been this serious.

He’s promising you everything. You’re his, and he is yours.

‘Your my mate baby, you’re my mate oh god’ and how is such a simple word turning you into actual goo??

My condolences to your cervix seriously bro r.i.p pour one out for that homie

But here’s the thing and ima do it to y’all

Sub!Leo has entered the chat

This is a time period you must take full advantage that he’s not gonna lowkey embarrassed about his subby tendencies

He’s ready for you to boss him, use him, make him beg and plead for you

All with the most stupidfied and endearing precious look on his face

So obviously you’re convinced that maybe he’s having one of those days™️ cause Leo has days where he needs to to take over (we can delve into that subject later my dudes)

And in this state he’s been all afternoon while visiting you has been weird but naturally y’all end up in the bedroom

And you end up riding him (which he absolutely fucking loves when he’s being a freaking sub)

And god he’s so mesmerized with your hips tonight, grabbing them. Pushing you harder down on him (because he’s allowed per your commands) he wants to bury himself so painfully in you, he’s a man possessed about it

He begs for it, begs for you to allow him to push into you more and more ‘please please’ he says and he looks like he’ll go mad if he doesn’t

So you allow him to switch you guys up

He’s on top but he’s still not running the show

‘You’re so good baby- fuck Lee yes yes’ and he is hiiiiigh of that and your scent how are you smelling this good, feeling this good? It’s more than the usual senses that he’s experienced with you

And I hope you don’t become a complete puddle when this lad starts pleading

Pleading™️

Fearless Leader himself yes you heard it here first folks

He’s pleading to cum inside of you, an absolute mess, he wants to mate with you, he wants to make you round with his child. He wants all of this only if only you allow it

He coos just how beautiful and glowing you would look and wow does the very thought of it make his thrust so pathetically sloppy

You’ve never felt so empowered then watching Leo cum completely undone and bury himself so far in you unwilling to pull out because he wants every last drop in you

‘I’m yours, I’m yours...please have me’ he sounds almost drunk

You hold him so close, kiss all up on him and tell his trembling self you’ll gladly carry half of him and you inside of yourself

Your legs have left the chat

You don’t know what being vertical means

Hi possessive Raph™️

Hi territorial Raph™️

The only time on the clock is baby making time

He is living, breathing and eating up your scent

Hooked on it, that shit is a drug to him and if you think his sex drive was high before

R.I.P to you my friend

This man isn’t letting you leave the bed unless it’s for a bathroom break and some Gatorade and a protein bar

No area is safe in your house. He is going to fuck you in every part, against and/or on any possible surface

It’s just a primal lightbulb turned on to the brightest setting in his head

All he knows is that he has to mate you, mark you and knock you up

All his dirty talk is focused on knockin you up. He wants to make a mother out of you, he wants you big and round with his child

And it ain’t gonna be one 😅

Big bara wants a bunch and he’s gonna do everything in his ability to give you a good amount in the first round

Seriously I fear for your well-being

But you’re absolutely OBSSESED with this side of him 🥴

[jesslockwood]

Photo Opportunities

Word Count: 2.7k

Pairing(s): Tom Holland x Actress!Reader

Warnings: FLUFF with a slightly (barely) suggestive sentence towards the end 

A/n: damn I can't write anything except actress reader? smh but this is for @londonspidey ‘s sit-com Writing challenge (ik I'm early lol) but I was so excited I wrote the whole thing in one go lmao the prompt is bolded!

Calling yourself a fan was an understatement. You were obsessed with anything and everything marvel. And oddly enough, you could after today say you were in the club. It wasn’t a public fact yet, until later that day actually, at the Marvel panel at comic con that you were being announced as the actress for the character, Felica Hardy and no one else knew except for the people who cast you and your best friend who signed an NDA. You were technically still a known actress for your roles on television mainly as Thalia on the PJO Disney + series and a couple of still decently sized films. 

You were currently wrapping up signing autographs for fans of yours for today. Your team had planned it out so it wasn’t suspicious that you were at the con with a few of your castmates scattered doing other junkets and press so people wouldn’t guess who they were acting as the cast for new marvel projects. 

You had been planning to go meet your best friend, who wasn’t in the industry before getting a text that she bought you both a photo-op with someone and she wouldn’t tell you who. You couldn’t only assume it was a marvel actor that you would indeed, freak out. 

Y/b/n: btw I brought you a mask. I get the wig lol.

You: please tell me it doesn’t cover my full face. Also, how are we posing?

Y/b/n: I bought as many photo ops as I could so a lot of different ones, And if I tell you the poses it’ll spoil it.

You: is this with the money I pay you to be my assistant with? Lol fine I’m omw with security

Y/b/n: maybe… 

Y/b/n: and they’ll need more backup security for who we’re getting a photo op with than you do for your hellfire.

You roll your eyes before taking your stuff and exiting the booth, before heading out the backways with staff security and your detailed security for the day. You only had security because you wanted to explore the con when you weren’t needed.

Your best friend had also been your assistant for the con weekend, but you didn’t want her to be confined to you the whole three days so when she could, you would let her explore it, at least she could experience it as a fan, right?

When you made it to that part of the building, you wanted to wait in line with her, which your security didn’t agree to so she texted you when there were about five people ahead of her. She was one of the last in line, with you asking her to be kind, so others would get their chance to be first with whomever it was. 

When she texted you and your detailed exit, getting a few stares and others taking their phones out to either take photos or tweet, you wave at them before joining your best friend in line.

“Here,” she says before handing you none other than a black cat mask before she puts on a red wig. 

You glare at her slightly trying to not make a scene, before putting it on. 

“I’m assuming you're Mary Jane?” you laugh figuring out that it had to be someone from Spider-Man.

“How’d you- never mind.” She laughs with you.

She then explains how she’s going to pose for your five photo ops, joking in between how she should “get a raise for this”.

You catch sight of him before sucking in your breath. This was either going to go down amazingly or terribly, there was no in-between with you. 

“Excuse Me, are you Y/n Y/l/n?”

You turn around and are met by some fans who were standing in line behind you.

“I am! How’s your con going?” you ask politely to the two of them.

“It's going amazing! We love you as Thalia! Could we maybe get a picture? Only if it’s okay?”

“Of course! Thank you for supporting me!” your best friend grabs their phone to take the photo, before you take off the mask, and stand between the two fans, and your best friend snaps a few photos. 

“Thank you so much! And Are you fans of Tom?”

You start slowly walking back to catch up to the line. 

“Yeah, I love him as Spiderman, but I also enjoy his other roles. He's very talented, I'd love to work with him one day!” 

“Have you seen him in Uncharted?  We love Him as Nathan drake!”

“I have, he was amazing per usual! How are you two posing with him?”

They show you their innovative pose. You laugh and tell them it's great before you have to wish them goodbye before heading up for your turn for the photo op. 

“How do we want to pose- hang on, I recognize you!”

You freeze slightly before your friend mouths for you to flirt. You look down at the mask in your hand before getting into character and saying “Of course you do Spidey, I'm always causing you trouble.” you put on the mask and wink. 

He seems slightly stunned, laughing, feeling like he’s seen you somewhere, not only because he found you extremely gorgeous, while in his peripheral vision he sees his brother/ assistant, Harry waving like a madman on the side. 

Your friend directs you both through the poses, first, one both him putting “webs” onto you as she looks over his shoulder, the second one, both of you kissing his cheeks, the third, all jumping in the air in your best superhero poses, the fourth one she gets a photo op alone and the last one she gives to you,

“Seriously, who are you?”

“Your Wildest dreams, baby,” you say, taking off the mask. 

Your best friend yells “freestyle” from the sidelines before Tom dips you, gently, with you shocked, holding the mask out with your free arm and the photo captures that moment. 

 He gently helps you stand back up fully, not before you drop the mask.

“Nice moves Spider-Man.”

“Not so bad yourself, Black Cat.”

You laugh before, taking off with your best friend, well more her dragging you to the printing station leaving the mask behind. Tom picks it up before shoving it in his back pocket to hopefully give back if he could find you. 

-

`You were sitting in the green room, trending on Twitter before you were actually supposed to be trending on Twitter, and god knows where else.  

Someone had snuck a video of you and Tom, up till him dipping you, and a video of you interacting with the fans in the line.

Your Y/b/n was currently reading off some tweets out loud

“‘A kind queen we stan.’  I agree, I also agree with ‘Date her if you can't date me tom!!!’.

‘THALIA AND PETER PARKER??? My two fandoms have collided.’ same, same. Oo this one says, ‘if she ain’t playing black cat I will sue marvel.’ I'm dying at the reply ‘She needs to post the photos or I'll sue her!’. This one’s funny, ‘she could squash him like a bug in heels but he liked his queen like that.’.”

She pauses watching you texting.

“Y/n? Y/n?”

“What? Sorry I was only half listening. I was texting my publicist. She said to stay on the DL until tonight. 

“Well we should get food, you haven't eaten since this morning.”

“By the way, your show has shot to number one on Disney +. Also, you have like three times the followers you had before, probably cause you're trending on every platform, even Tumblr!”

“Wow you should just become my social media manager now.” you joke trying to ease the joy yet weirded out feeling in your stomach.

“Does that come with a raise? Because after today I've spent way too much of what I'm paid.” she jokes back.

-

After finishing his photo ops Tom asked Harry who she was and to find out. By the time he finished autographs for the day, Tom and Harry walked to the panel room in the back for announcements, one that included him for the new Avengers movie, while Harry gave him the rundown.

“So she’s an actress, she plays Thalia on Disney plus’ Percy Jackson series, and that's her most known project. The other girl with her is her assistant best friend, and now she's trending everywhere. People dug up some old photos of her being a marvel/Spider-Man fan, so there's that. And she's here at the con for the rest of the weekend. She's doing photo ops tomorrow at one, and yes she's single from what I gather since you were looking at her like this.” he makes a weird face before tom smacks him.

“And plus you have time in your schedule to get a photo op with her, that is if you eat lunch quickly.”

That gave Tom an idea. 

“Harry I’m going to need you to book me one, oh and help me find a Spider-Man costume!” He says, before leaving harry to do ‘assistant’ work. entering the green room for the announcements, watching them announce a new movie.

“We are so excited to announce to the Marvel Universe, and spider-verse-” that perked tom’s ears, “-directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood, and today we are announcing our amazing Miss Felicia Hardy, please give a warm welcome to the stage, Your Black Cat!”

You suddenly emerged in an aisle way, dressed in all black with a leather jacket, black ankle boots, and of course black sunglasses indoors.

The music is marvel music until it suddenly changes after a recorded laugh from you into “I can’t be tamed by Miley Cyrus”.

You start owning the music while saying hi and touching fans’ hands. You decide to take off your sunglasses and throwing them to a fan, for them to keep, before getting on stage.

“What a Performance from the one the only Y/n Y/l/n!”

You laugh, being met with the loudest applause you had heard all con before being handed a Mic. 

“Thank you but I'm a terrible dancer.” You Joke.

Tom was staring at the screen stunned. You had been the black cat all along. You were in the marvel universe and spidey one,  so he'd definitely be seeing more of you. The hard part is that you seemed so genuine when you talked, interacted with fans and was no doubt, stunning. 

“Better close your mouth or the flies will get in.” Tom turns around to find the voice of none other than his friend slash bully, Sebastian Stan, along with Anthony Mackie.

“Looks like the kid has a crush!” Anthony laughs, pointing to the screen you were on.

“I-I don’t! I don’t even know her!” Tom tries to come to his own defense, hopelessly.

“She’s got you whipped already don’t even deny it.” Harry comes in, joining the teasing of one, Tom Holland.

“Maybe we can invite her out for drinks tonight, then fanboy over here can meet her, and then probably scare her off!” Anthony mentions.

“You haven’t looked on the internet? They’ve already met.” Seb says, before showing Anthony twitter. 

Anthony stands there slightly shocked before bursting into laughter.

“Well, she’s damn well a keeper for Tom since she obviously likes him.”

A staff member peaks their head in the green room to tell Tom he’s up next.

“Well, that’s my cue to leave you two!”

On the other hand, you were on an adrenaline high from being on stage, and seeing all the fans. You knew tomorrow was going to be crazy, as you expected people to book your photo op left and right since the announcement. 

You had decided to decline an offer from your fellow marvel universe castmates, Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie, which they so graciously told you that whenever you’re free, the offer still stood. 

You had gotten to your hotel room seeing your phone blowing up on the social media apps for the second time that day. 

You responded to the important stuff, before heading to bed, knowing it was going to be hectic.

-

You had been right, it was absolutely insane, the number of people who showed up. You had fully booked all your time slots for photo ops. You had seen so many people dressed up in marvel cosplay, ranging from Loki to Ironman, even some people dressed up as your character, which was wildly insane to see.

You had been nearing the end of the line and had enjoyed every moment with the fans, and you couldn’t wait for your autographing session later that day, to truly get a chance to talk to the fans and connect with them and how they felt about you being their beloved Black Cat. 

After a few more photos, posing how they wanted, you see a fully dressed, head to toe, mask and all, Spider-Man. You had seen some spider-mans but most took off their masks to snap a picture. The person was the last in line. 

“Hey Black Cat.” The southern American accented voice tells you, seeming very familiar. 

“Hey, Spider, what poses do you have up your sleeve?” you ask kindly.

“I bought a few, Cat.” they laugh.

“Okay, You can do whatever a spider can right?” you pull out a line out of the comics jokingly.

“I can do flips if that’s what you’re asking.”

“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.” you laugh. 

“I really can, but this is one.”

He gets down on one knee, holding a black cat mask instead of a ring. The photographer captures the shocked expression on your face.

“I- Don’t- What- Spider I-” 

“Ow My feelings…” Suddenly their voice changes into a British accent before they pull off the mask to reveal-

“Tom?”

“I guess you don’t have a spidey sense darling?” The photographer captures the moment without warning eating the moment up. 

You laugh at that. 

“I guess you found out my true identity Spider. And it’s nice to officially meet you, Tom.”

He laughs, just as nervous as you, he notices he has gotten closer to you and a strand of hair loosely is blowing in your face, so naturally, he pushes it behind your ear. Another snap of the camera can be heard. 

“NOW KISS!” a voice belonging to your best friend yells from the side, mid-eating a churro.

You both laugh really hard at that.

The both of you calm down, slowly leaning lost in the moment. The camera snaps again. You both look at the photographer weirded out, and they just shrug.

“Wait can you actually do a flip?” you ask, pulling away, not wanting prying eyes aka the photographer, to pry in your business. 

“I can, though I’d show you later, maybe in the greenroom?”

“That sounds naughty, but, sure.” you joke around. 

He laughs before, you both take off from the area going to grab the photos.

-

After spending most of the day together when you could, you get Tom’s number, before heading back to your hotel room. He texts you as soon as you get back. 

Spider: I had fun today, minus finding our assistants making out.

You: we should ‘snog’ too, it’ll gross them out ;)

You: I had fun too btw. Are you leaving tomorrow?

Spider: lol we should. And yeah an early flight, 6 am to be exact. Hbu?

You: Yeah me too... another day another dollar lol

Spider: ill miss you, Cat.

You: stop talking like we’ll never see each other again lol. As a matter of fact, come to my room, we’re watching a movie!

Spider: alright, I’ll order snacks. 

  You sigh smiling at your phone. You haven’t felt this giddy in a long time.

Your phone pings with a few Instagram notifications.

Tomholland2013 has started following you.

Tomholland2013 has tagged you in a photo.

You open Instagram to find the photo of him “proposing” to you posted.

“Ow, my leg, my- feelings...Welcome to the Universe, Cat.” the photo is captioned. You decide to post, the photo of him dipping you.

“So what do you say, Spider? Wanna help me pull off the Heist of the Heist of the Century?” you caption it, Before getting comfortable to watch a movie. 

What an opportunity ;)

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@lolooo22 @webmeupspiderdaddy @harryhollandsgirlfriend @spideyspeaches @greenorangevioletgrass @queenofthepouges @sheranatic111 @keithseabrook27

[spectral-apparitions]

1010 (or one of them, if you don't want to do all) with a bodyguard S/O that hasn't fully confessed and is (poorly) denying their feelings?

Rin: He's really good at telling when people are simping, so he knows. Boy oh boy will he tease you every chance he gets. Sometimes that's disguised as getting you near him, asking you to guard him at places and it's just the two of you. Other times it's blatant flirting, showering you in compliments, teasing you whenever you seem shy, or throwing a wink your way.

But he isn't sure that you really want to be with him, that maybe you're just dazzled by him, and since your relationship is supposed to be professional, he doesn't want to do anything too much and make things awkward between you. So he tones it down sometimes. And being around him so much, you get to see him when he's tired, how he acts before shows, chatting with his brothers. He doesn't always need or want to be in performance mode, so both because he wants you to see his normal self and because he needs to, you get to be with not-flirty Rin. And he thinks that if you can be with him in those moments and still have feelings, maybe there is hope in dating you.

He never really approaches you seriously about it though, letting you decide if you really want to. So if you're shy about it, it's going to be a long time, or it's going to take one of the other boys getting you two to talk to each other. He does address his concerns about dating with you when you confess - you know he's not always as perfect as he is on stage, he'll be busy a lot and so will you, you both need to be careful about publicity...but he also gets a little flustered himself, letting you know that all those times he wanted to be near you and flirted with you, he meant it.

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Purl-Hew: For a while he really thinks the reason you keep staring at him is just making sure he's okay, and your blushing is just heat or stress. But it doesn't take long for him to notice how your behavior in general, staying constant, indicates you've got feelings. Although he's given you compliments before, he doesn't really start flirting with you until he suspects you've got a crush. He's fairly subtle about it, with little things like praise, nicknames, fixing your outfit a little, but he does it quite a bit, just to see how you react. Both to judge your feelings and because he thinks you're cute when you become a mess.

With how much you try to deny your feelings, he figures he’ll have to make the first move. He thinks on it a while, and feels confident that he can keep a relationship hidden from the public. When he’s able to be alone with you, he’ll ask you, seriously, if you’d like to date him. And when you say yes, he smiles brightly and admits that he’s had a crush on you for a while too.

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Zimelu: He has an “I don’t need a bodyguard“ attitude at first, but as he grows fond of you he loses that for appreciating your company. He first sees your acting differently around him as stress, and starts showing off and talking about how tough and capable he is, hoping it will ease your worries about your job.

When he catches on to your obvious feelings, though, he internally freaks out. He starts getting a bit short with you at times because of that. But if his attitude troubles you that you’re not getting along and he finds out, he’ll take a moment to tell you, seriously, that you’re doing a good job, and he likes having you around.

As he accepts that this is happening and gets more comfy with the possibility of dating you, he actually gets excited and almost confesses himself, but he decides to see if you do first. And if you don’t soon enough, then he’ll confess to you.

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Haym: Immediately catches on and thinks you’re the cutest thing. He’ll sometimes tell you about stories he’s read or movies he’s seen where the bodyguard and the person they’re protecting fall in love, or similar situations. It’s his not so subtle way of saying he likes you too and it’s okay to confess.

He’s had an eye for you for a while but didn’t want to make you uncomfortable. So now that he knows you like him too, he’s just flirting with you all the time. And making excuses for you to spend more time with him. He wonders how different you might act once you two have both confessed.

If you happen to confess first, he laughs about how long it took and tells you he’d been waiting for when you’re ready to confess how he feels. Or if he happens to confess first, he tells you he wants you to relax around him, because you seem stressed about admitting what‘s on your mind.

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Eloni: Can‘t believe you have a crush on him, although it becomes clear with how you act. He would think you’re joking, except your reactions are so genuine. He soon mentions it to his brothers, whose responses are basically “Yeah no shit they’re obvious” And of course they tease him about if he likes you back...He thinks on it until he realizes that yes, he likes you, and not just because you like him, and he wants to date you.

Youre practically dating even before there are any confessions, as Eloni asks you to spend more time with him than just keeping watch over him. He likes your company, and once he realizes he likes you back, he’s testing the waters of if you two do alright outside of your duty.

He gets nervous about jumping in to confessing, so it’s a long wait to whichever of you confesses first, or perhaps some intervention from someone else to get you two alone and to confess.

[darktimesdarkvibes]

Yandere!Taecyeon (2PM) Headcanons

July 11, 2021 | 1,561 words

Series masterlist

Assumes reader is an adult, but includes for if you have an age gap

Taec's is the darkest post in this series (but there's still far darker yandere posts out there, so just take the tws into account)

Gender-neutral reader I think

tw: age gap, toxic behavior, mention of non-con kiss, short depiction of non-con cuddling, intimidation, restraint, manhandling, gaslighting mention, manipulation, kidnapping, murder, yandere (which is basically thinking you are "in love" with someone but actually you should see a psychiatrist and that's really not a joke. This character trope can become very sick and violent and abusive at their worst, though I tend to go for the softer variety. They are often possessive, over-protective, delusional, etc.)

I don’t believe Taecyeon is actually like this nor do I condone the unhealthy behaviour in this post

Taecyeon is a pretty traditional yandere

Doesn't care a whole lot about an age gap. He likes who he likes at the end of the day

It will give him pause if you are around ten years apart but he gets over it quickly

Protective but also very possessive in certain situations

Gaslighter and manipulator as well

Feels like he's the only one who really "gets" you and vice-versa, and tells you so repeatedly

He’d like you see his strength as something he’ll use to protect you, and he doesn’t want to hurt you

But in a pinch he’ll use it to intimidate you if necessary

Overall he just wants you to remain aware that he’s just a much larger and stronger individual than average, especially as odds are you are not built like him

(Although on the off-chance you are, my reader, that’ll just make him try even harder with you to achieve a similar effect)

He likes that you remember his strength and size, because he hopes it will make you realize that you are safer with him than without him

It gives him a bit of a thrill that you know he's bigger than you

And even if he denies to himself that part of the reason he wants you to recognize it is it might intimidate you, and therefore make you “stay in line”, that is a potential benefit and he knows it

However whenever you acknowledge it he loves it

Especially if you mention how he could probably beat another guy in a fight or protect you, he gets feels warm in his chest and gets excited all at once

He knows he's hot and uses it from day one

Going off of that point and the points about safety and intimidation and all that from above, he’s going to make sure you see him shirtless. Like, live and in-person

He’s going to try to make it happen when you are alone together as well

This is both to amplify the effects mentioned above, and to push more intimacy into your relationship, even if you are not officially romantically involved yet

He won't limit it to one time either

He wants you to see him

Overall tries really hard to make you laugh though too

Acts very sweet/cute until he's not (more on that later)

A very touchy boyfriend, he always wants to be holding hands or standing/sitting as close to you as possible

Actually he automatically puts an arm around you, unless you demote him to hand-holding for some reason

Even if it seems like a situation where that would be inappropriate

He especially does this in public, so even though he’s confident he’s not immune to territoriality

Even if you do have an age gap, he doesn't have that "parental" vibe that Minjun and Nickhun sometimes have

It feels more like you two are on a similar level bc he's so goofy

But if he just so happens to have helpful experience then he will offer some guidance, so if you have an age gap it may happen occasionally

It just has a less parental vibe and more of the typical “senior-in-life” or “friend’s older brother” kind of vibe

Flirts quite physically even before dating, and comes off as kind of cocky

Quite forward and persistent, and likes to fluster you a bit if possible

Which is another reason why he'll make sure you see him shirtless

But he also wants you to happily reciprocate his attention

He also just touchy with you in general though, even before you are dating and when he’s not really flirting

Doesn’t stalk you so much, but when you are in the same room (which he makes sure happens as often as possible) he is always watching you, to the extent that you might well pick up on it

He will stalk you though if he has gone a long time without seeing you (it's got to be a couple times a week at the very very least)

He also will if he is having a rough day and you're firm that you can't hang out with him (otherwise he's been known to tag along while you are just running errands because he is so attached to you)

If he hasn't seen you for a while he gets sulky

Gets visibly angry and more impulsive if someone messes with you

If they intend to harm you or if they actually do harm you then they’re totally fucked

He’s going to kill them, but first he’ll scare them and make them suffer

But because he’s pissed he ends up killing them pretty quickly

He just can't stand the sight of them and he wants them gone

He won't go that far with just anyone, because he's pretty confident that he should be your first choice in a mate, but when he's pushed he'll do it

Like if someone just flirts with you a little then he’ll just step in and get rid of them, then he’ll forget about them

But if they make you actually uncomfortable or worse, then they’re dead

Overall his thinking regarding you can get kind of primal

Hence why I used the word "mate" before

It’s his own word choice

That’s really another core reason he wants you to see his strength

He wants to show off that he should be your first pick

He’s also more likely to kidnap you

Will use force to restrain you if necessary and possible, and again it’s not a bad deal for him if he can be physically very close to you while simultaneously reminding you that he’s stronger than you

It's not even so much overpowering you itself that he likes, because he wants you to be happy

He's just got a weird fixation

He's also a weird kidnapper though because he’ll be trying to keep the atmosphere really light and fun as if you aren’t being held captive

He’ll make jokes and suggest games to play

He also doesn’t feel super guilty about it because he probably feels justified

Perhaps you found out he killed one or more people for you, so he didn't see another option

Or you were going to leave him

Even if he's not very guilty, he’ll still be upset that you’re upset though, and will be wanting Stockholm Syndrome or something to kick in, both for his benefit and so you're happier

He’s a bit impatient and frustrated by the wait, but he doesn’t really take it out on you

Might force a kiss or two over the course of your early relationship, but no more than that

Especially if you clearly don't want it, he'll back off on that and may switch to forehead kisses

He may also force some cuddles. For example, some spooning as you’re tied to a bed

He’s totally calm and blissfully asleep with his arm around you, and all you can hear is his even breathing and perhaps some light snoring

Meanwhile you are in a fight-flight-freeze response, until you are finally so exhausted that you fall asleep

But then you wake up and he really hasn't done anything to you

He really did just want to cuddle

So it is pretty confusing for you, which will probably work in his favor

If you are off your guard and confused, then it’s easier for him to manipulate you

He may also put on a movie and cuddle with you while you are restrained, and act like nothing is amiss. He'll be all laughter and smiles and will act very innocent and soft with you in his arms

Which is again confusing

If you give him attitude or struggle, then he'll either try to soothe you or he'll be firm with you to restrain you

"Hey! Hey... It's okay, I won't hurt you..."

Or,

"Stop that. You know it won't get you anywhere."

He forces cuddles because first of all, he wants to. But also because he thinks it might help you get used to him and your new situation

Because there’s no way he’s just letting you out of it

When you express that you want to leave, he may well belittle you a bit by treating what you want as a joke

Because really in his point of view it's laughable that you would leave

"Come on, you know you're not allowed!" he says with a smile

But if you keep it up he'll get firmer

"You know that's not gonna happen."

So he’s a little bit delusional and unstable

First time together:

For your first time together he's gentle but he's firm

So somehow you simultaneously feel safe, but it goes without saying that he's the one in control

He's leading you where you need to go, and he may well even place your hands for you on his body

Or pin them down

He will never do anything you don't want, but he likes to take the lead and show some physical power and have his weight over you

Pretty much anything wild you wanna do in the future he's probably up for

Very open to suggestions

But he wants to remain in-control

That’s non-negotiable

Good dirty talk

“Yeah just like that baby”

“I make you feel good, right?”

Overall the man is fucked up but in a hot way

[gemstoneconstellations]

omgggg can you share ur list of things you’ve read ? 😭 i feel like i’ve hit rock bottom thinking i’ve read everything

Alright, here we go, these are a few of my favorite reader-inserts I have saved on my AO3:

Multi Ships (collection of one shots/love triangles)

Dear Diary: Bakugo VS Midoriya VS Todoroki. Reader had her heart broken by Bakugo, moves on and develops feelings for Midoriya that might be mutual?, and now Bakugo likes reader but is a fucking dick about it and Midoriya is an oblivious green bean. Meanwhile Todoroki is just a sweety, acting like a real friend and being there for reader during the drama (that he sometimes causes). Angst alert, just pure angst. I love it as much as i want to pull out all my hair cause of these idiot children. (Wordcount: 77415 Status: Incomplete)

The Void You Left Behind: Past Kirishima/Reader, Bakugo/Reader. Reader was married to Kirishima who sadly died while on the job. Bakugo and reader mourn together and help each other to move on. The grief in this was so realistic and well done, you will feel like you were hit by a truck. I cried and had to take breaks. (Wordcount: 71016 Status: Complete)

Million Reasons: Past Bakugo/reader, Midoriya/Reader. Bakugo and reader were married, but Bakugo (a total dick) cheats on reader and was abusive towards reader who ends up leaving him, changing jobs, and now working for the current number one hero Deku. Warning: Domestic violence, abusive and manipulative behavior. (Wordcount: 55693 Status: Incomplete)

MULT-FANDOM COLLECTION (my-american-hero): Multiple story collection, not just bnha. Author’s tumblr account.

BNHA College Reader Inserts series: 5 works, all in college. Really like the Bakugo/Reader centric fics in this one, reader doesn’t take his shit. (Wordcount total of all works: 62691 Status: Series incomplete,  but only one of the works isn’t complete.)

Baby no Hero Academia: Multiple stories of our favorite characters being parents. (Wordcount: 72822 Status: incomplete)

My Hero Academia Images: multi story collection. If you like these, look at the other works by this author. Some are choose your own route stories with different endings for each ship. (Wordcount: 240426 Status: incomplete)

My hero academia one-shots!: smutty and fluffy one shots with multiple characters. (Wordcount: 155424 Status: complete)

Boku no Hero Academia One-Shots/Imagines~! (lady-Bakuhoe): one-shot collection. Didn’t realize right away that I had been reading lady-bakuhoe’s stuff for months on AO3. (Wordcount: 39963 Status: complete)

Ship Centric:

Bakugo/Reader

Bakugou, Katsuki ( Alpha!Bakugou ; Omegaverse )(AO3 Link) (Tumblr Link): Smut one-shot, omegaverse, alpha/omega, daddy kink. (Wordcount: 5087)

Wolves Among Us: I’m pretty sure everyone knows this one, still putting it down. Werewolf!Bakugo x Human!Reader, Fantasy AU. (Wordcount: 334465 Status: Incomplete)

Bakugou Household: Domestic Bakugo just being the best dad. (Wordcount: 37867 Status: incomplete)

Types of Love: A bunch of one-shots about different types of love with Bakugo as the center subject. (Wordcount: 10243 Status: Complete)

Sex is a learning, even for shitheads.: Porn with Plot. Focuses on the evolution of the relationship between reader and Bakugo and their sex lives together, from first learning how to do the sex and controlling quirks during to exploring kinks, likes and dislikes. (Wordcount: 73453 Status: Complete)

Speak (Katsuki Bakugou x Reader): Soulmate Au- first words tattooed on body. Reader isnt too thrilled about the resident gremlin of 1-A is her soulmate. Smut included. (Wordcount: 153848 Status: Complete)

Knockout: I just started this one today, but I like it so far. Underground kickboxer au, kickboxer!Bakugo meets card girl!reader. (Wordcount: 85297 Status: complete)

His Tyranny: Fantasy au. Barbarian King Bakugo is power hungry, looking for anything to boost his strength, takes reader, a girl with a strong and dangerous magical ability, from the tower she was locked away in. (Wordcount: 76038 Status: complete)

Dakimakura: Bakugo develops a crush. Porn with plot. (Wordcount: 48657 Status: Complete)

Secret Admirer: Reader leaves Bakugo love letters. Things get steamy when reader gets caught. (Wordcount: 2278 Status: complete)

Kirishima/Reader

How to get a boyfriend?: Reader is Bakugo’s little sister and wants a boyfriend, she has her eyes set on her brother’s manly best friend. (Wordcount: 22431 Status: complete)

A Helping Hand (author’s tumblr https://thetrashyartwitch.tumblr.com/): No quirk au. Reader wants to better herself by going to the gym and develops a crush on Kirishima who was just being himself and being kind to reader. This gets a gold star from me, I read this over and over and I still love it so much. (Wordcount: 5707 Status: complete, one-shot)

Rising Sun (Btw, don’t bug the author about updating, they already get hounded about this one and other fics. The wait will be worth it.): Fantasy au and arrange marriage between princess!reader and dragon!Kirishima. Reader is in an entirely new environment and culture, getting to know her new kingdom and husband. (Wordcount: 14667 Status: incomplete)

Crimison|Ink (Kirishima x Reader) : I know I posted about this one before, but I will post about this again. I read this so many times, I have it downloaded on my phone to read offline. I don’t even know where to begin to describe this one, I just love it so much and can’t wait for it to come back. I don’t want to say I have a favorite, cause I love all of these… but if I had to choose *cough* this one *cough*. Summary: “Kirishima and his band of heavily tattooed brothers own and run a very well known tattoo shop together. One day a girl wonders into the shop in search of a tattoo to mark the start of her new life. Soon enough she’ll learn that this ‘family’ business is more than just buzzing tattoo guns and ink, and finds herself caught up in the middle of it, all while having to deal with a certain sharp-toothed pain in the ass.” Warning: violence, blood and gore, toxic past relationships. (Wordcount: 119179 Status: incomplete)

Oranges: Omegaverse, alpha!female!Reader/Omega!Kirishima. Mutual pining childhood friends who are oblivious towards each other’s feelings while everyone notices. (Wordcount: 19695 Status: Complete)

Anger Management: smut one-shot, reader is pissed about something at work and uses Kirishima to get rid of the rage by riding him till she’s no longer angry. (Wordcount: 1509 Status: Complete)

The Pizza Delivery Guy: Modern and College Au. Reader’s roommate Mina puts in to send the cutest delivery boy over. Best customer service experience ever. Pure fluff and flirting. Wanna see more. (Wordcount: 1607 Status: Complete)

Better Late Than Never: Dumb dumbs pining over each other both thinking they are just friends. (Wordcount: 2996 Status: complete)

Boyfriend Me: Short and simple, i live for the fluff and awkward kirishima. Accidental confessions and lack of words when around your crush. (Wordcount: 701 Status: complete)

The Heat of a Dragon: Pure smut with fantasy dragon!kirishima… who has two dicks. (Wordcount: 2464 Status: Complete)

All in his head: Reader has a mind reading quirk and Kirishima has a surprisingly dirty mind, sexy times ensues. (Wordcount: 1415 Status: Complete)

Fatgum/Reader (warning: all are smut fics)

First Time: This was my first fatgum fic I ever read and it’s still one of my top faves. Reader and Fatgum finally take steps into becoming intimate. Fluffy porn with plot. Size difference, totally a size queen’s go to fic. (Wordcount: 5394 Status: complete)

Sugar : Another first time fic, this time with a baker!reader in the middle of her kitchen. Size difference. (Wordcount: 6241 Status: Complete)

Dine and Dash: Celebratory public sex. (Wordcount: 2883 Status: complete)

Brick Walls are Great Support: Public sex in an alleyway. (Wordcount: 3006 Status: complete)

Drizzle: Valentine’s day sexy times with food. (Wordcount: 3017 Status:Complete) 

Temporary: Omegaverse, Omega!reader goes to a heat/rut house and meets alpha!Fatgum. (Wordcount: 3367 Status: Complete)

Not a typical Office Romance: office sexy times. (Wordcount: 2006 Status: complete)

Midoriya/Reader

Warmth of You: collection of Deku/reader one-shot smuts. I actually love this author a lot, does some of the best bottom Bakugo fics I have ever read. If you like bakudeku, check out their other works.

“Just Friends” : Jealous Midoriya doesn’t like being called just friends and reminds the reader that they are way more. Smut. (Wordcount: 3492 Status: complete)

Sero/Reader

Hero Santa: Best friends become something more during movie night in a blanket fort. Fluffy smut that makes me smile. (Wordcount: 4936 Status: complete)

Hoodie [SeroxReader]: post-break up, the only thing left behind was one of Sero’s hoodies that Reader still wears. Angst. (Wordcount: 3284 Status: complete)

Sour. Sweet. Gone.: no quirk and college au. Sero and reader are both pining idiots who go from friends to enemies to lovers. (Wordcount: 10448 Status: complete)

Tape residue: fluff smut, friends to lovers. Sero misread some signals but it all ends well. (Wordcount: 3410 Status: Complete)

A Seronade of Misunderstandings: Sero plans the most romantic and cheesy way for the first time but reader thinks his secretive behavior means he’s cheating. (Wordcount: 3420 Status: Complete)