#tnmn businessreport

[shifty-fics]

Chapter 22: Homeward has been published

Next update due: 10/17

Summary:

You were awake, this was real, and as you came down from the adrenaline high you became terrified of turning to face your neighbors. Nobody said a word, heavy breathing the only sound that filled the hollow hall.

Sneak peek:

Mia had been on her way to visit Izaack when the alarms blared, signaling a mass breakout.

Shit shit shit. She began to hurry. There was no telling how much time she had to get somewhere safe, and she hoped that wherever he was her fiance was safe. Speaking of the devil, he found her at an intersection not far from where she had originally been heading.

“Mia, we need to get out of here.” He said, taking her hand.

“I know, I’m heading to a safe room.”

“No, we’re releasing the prisoners and getting out of the building.” Dumbfounded, the teacher let herself be led the rest of the way to her neighbors’ cells, watching her fiance fumble with the keys, unlocking the door with his right hand.

“Wait.” He paused just before the door opened. “You're not my Afton, are you?” He smiled.

[double--hh]

gwah

[ohmyplasticstars]

To die by cultured dream or to scurry away that is the question/j

[gaslighting69]

BusinessReport 🫶

[lolalolitaloo]

@silly-sobber-69 Hello! :o) I have something to say about this, so I'll write a separate post

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When I got the idea for this drawing, I honestly didn't think that it would be romantic in any way, but I still like your ideas, my drawing can be considered as multifaceted, because everyone builds their own plot looking at it

I like it better than if people looked at my art from the same angle as me :о)

But I really like your idea, because I think it's the coolest explanation for people who love this couple!

And I think that everyone will agree that the work of a reporter and a mafioso is quite incompatible, which would cause such a conflict

They could be either a couple or enemies (or toxic bisinessreport yaoi HAHAHAHA❤💞)

[hopusthebrainlessfloof]

TNMNtober Day 5: Ship

I drew them for pride and made my first TNMN fic about them on my alt blog, so yall shoulda expected these gays :3

[until-another-one-comes]

Izaack: Angus dear I love you but please stop talking before you say something that can get you arrested

[ask-the-rudboys]

Mua mua mua mua mua~!

[ohmyplasticstars]

You stare, concerned at my tiny barrage of sentient single coloured clay portrayals of my personally ideal ships

[hopusthebrainlessfloof]

Hi folks, I'm alive

Still not fully mentally there, but when am I? (Teehee)

Have these gay asses

[until-another-one-comes]

TNMN Headcanons Part 4

(Featuring Francis, Steven, Izaack and Angus and a dash of BusinessReport)

- Years before they moved into the apartment, Izaack interviewed Steven after he became a pilot. After the interview Izaack got promoted to a better TV station and his career skyrocketed.

- Francis once got chased by a guy when he was delivering milk because the man's wife got pregnant and he thought Francis was responsible for it.

- Since he had a bunch of odd jobs before becoming a milkman, Francis has a range of random skills. He and Angus both know how to pick a lock.

- Francis and Angus first met when Francis was looking for a better job and Angus gave him his business card. Later Francis bumped into some debt collectors who were looking for Angus and he immediately threw the card away. Both of them forgot about this until present time when Francis saw Angus hiding from sketchy looking men.

- Angus has insanely high and expensive taste and is bad at handling money, often spending too much over budget. The rest of the residents wonder how he hasn't gone bankrupt yet.

- Add to this: He likes lavishing any partner he's with with gifts. After he started crushing on Izaack the amount of gifts arriving in front of the reporter's doorstep tripled.

- Angus watches the news but these days he just turns it on to see Izaack doing his job.

- Sometimes when Angus stays over at Izaack's house, he borrows the other man's shirt. They're far too big on him but Angus likes them and Izaack likes seeing how his shirts hang over the shorter man.

- The nearest bar is already familiar with the four men of this group.

- From highest to lowest alcohol tolerance: Izaack, Steven, Angus and Francis.

- Steven is a loud drunk, Angus is a flirtatious drunk, and Francis is a sad drunk. Izaack just tries to get them home safely.

- Izaack is the peacekeeper in the group.

- Izaack is the most popular and well-known one of the group but Steven and Francis have their own admirers.

- Some of the residents are starting to get paranoid over the doppelganger threat and taking precautions to keep them safe. Steven is teaching some of them on how to use a gun.

- Before he got attacked by a doppelganger, Steven used to not worry too much about them and kept calm and lax over the threat. After the attack he always make sure he has a weapon on hand and much more catious about the doppelgangers. This is also why its usually McLooy who does the grocery shopping (other than Steven working)

- Steven's favorite color is red and Francis's is blue.

- Steven tries to invite Afton to their weekly meet ups but he always decline. Steven finds it weird but doesn't dwell on it.

[double--hh]

Incorrect TNMN quotes :3

(Its mainly businessreport/izaack x angus/abducius x zoth)

The majority of the residents of the Astral Circle Appartment Complex, "God fuck Zoth fr, I want that thing DEAD."

Abducius, kicking his legs and giggling on his torture table of a bed, "Heheh, god I want that fat man..."

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Ishtar, feeding her multiple pet rats, "I dunno what you even see in him, Yan Luo, all he does is talk about his defunked pizza business and robots!"

Yan Luo, humming, "He makes me laugh, Ishtar... and I'm a bit to invested in his lore... because did you know, Freddybear, not to be confused with Freddy Fivebear, was-"

Ishtar, already zoning out, 'Oh they're perfect for eachother...'

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Angus, sitting next to Izaack, "Y'know, Izaack, 'm a friend of Dorothy m'self..."

Izaack, choking on his wine and slaps his knees, "Who is Dorothy?! So many guys tell me this and I wanna know who she is!!"

Angus, "Oh my god."

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Francis, "Mmm, Ciprianni, no offense, but of all the places y'could've chosen to live, why'd you choose this dump of all places? I mean, you're business man for godsakes!"

Angus, looking at his overtly materialistic appartment adorned with very expensive items, "Uhm, the pay isn't that great..."

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Yog, Teutates, and Ah Puch, at Abducius' appartment, "Abducius, quit your job and join our metal band, it's called Splitknot and we're gonna play Quachil's Quince, you in?"

Abducius, clearly covered in slobber and deep bite marks with a glimpse of Zoth in the background, "Erm... lemme think about it, Teutates."

Yog, shaking head, "Nah, you're in, you're 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 freaky, I vibe with that."

Ah Puch, "How the hell did you do that with your mouth?!"

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Abducius, happily hopping, "Eeek! I'm so excited we need to cut ourselves in half and sew whats left together!!"

Zoth, rubbing his temple and regretting asking him out, 'Oh my god he's not 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he's just an absolute freak... I like that in a man."

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Dr. Afton, walking into his appartment and falling to his kneese seeing Mia and Francis kissing, "NO! IM BEING CUCKED BY THE MILK MAN!"

Half an hour later, Francis fighting with Dr. Afton whos wrangling him with a breast pump, "NO! IM BEING MILKED BY THE CUCK MAN!"

[robertskyswifeyyy]

WHAT WERE THEY DOING IN THERE..😰

third and final part

[ask-the-rudboys]

When We Get Married

Pairing: Izaack Gauss × Angus Ciprianni (BusinessReport)

Summary: Izaack and Angus discuss their life plans once the latter returns home.

Genre: Fluffy romance

Fandom: That's Not My Neighbor

Warnings: None (SFW)

A/N: Hi guys! First time kinda making TNMN fic, so... Hope you enjoy! I plan to make some Gelato and Newsplane in the future, so lmk if yall like this! :)

The apartment, their apartment, was cluttered with pretty, unessential trinkets. Goblets of fake gold, counterfeit paintings that Angus likely didn't know or didn't care that weren't originals, and worst of all was the jewelry. Angus didn't even wear jewelry typically, and Izaack didn't care for it. Yet, with every heist, the small energetic man would roll his chair into the apartment, lavished in pearls, jewels and gold chains. Izaack had to constantly report his darling's antics on the news, robberies and burglaries of all different sorts. And yet, every time... With a big, stupid smirk on his face...

"Izzy! I got some shinies!" It made no sense to him. Angus made no sense to him. But he supposed that's why he loved Angus. The small, energetic criminal made no sense, and that was lovely. Wrapping his arms around the chair, he pulled the small man into a warm embrace. "My darling angel..." Izaack pressed soft kisses up and down Angus' neck. The smaller man melted into his grasp, humming softly.

"Amore, how have you been? Has it been lonely without me?" Izaack smirked while brushing his finger on his boyfriend's ear. "Always is, my dear. It's never the same without you here."

The small man let out a hearty laugh as he rolled his chair to the kitchen. "This place is too small to start a family... How I want to start a family with you, mio amore! To hear the tiny pitterpatter of small feet running through our halls..." He shook his head in dissapproval. "This is no place where a child can play!" The larger male tapped his cheek with his pointer. "Where would you like to move to then, my love?" "The mountains," Angus squeed.

Izaack was taken aback. "We simply cannot just move to the mountains of all places-" The small man pouted. "Then I want a big house on a river, where I can nap on the porch on hazy summer afternoons..." Sighing, the larger male gave Angus a kiss. "I will get you your house, darling. Just you wait."

The small man chuckled as they exchanged kisses, many kisses. Their lips pressed against each others for multiple, long, sensual seconds. After exchanging these pecks of affection, they stood stood still for a moment. Time seemed to slow to a crawl as they held each other in a deep hug. Taking in each others scent, breathing softly, letting the seconds tick by...

"Izaack," Angus whispered. The taller man opened his bright blue eyes and glanced down. "Darling."

"Let's get married, mio amore."

[my-plastic-stars]

@lolalolitaloo

Thank youuuu

And yeah for me they're partially toxic yaoi for me fr

Except I can't explain it in a dramatic way because everything I touch becomes a comedy

I like to think they should be by text definition horrible for eachother but they still work out

They have their wholesome moments and steals of love but

Izaack wakes up Angus stealing a chunk of his liver because Angus is a silly goober and just goes 'haha good one man'

Next day Angus finds izaack blew the money from the liver by buying drinks from a brand that Angus hates with all his life

And they still stay together 💀 I think they see it as some twisted form of eternal April fools

@silly-sobber-69 Hello! :o) I have something to say about this, so I'll write a separate post

-----

When I got the idea for this drawing, I honestly didn't think that it would be romantic in any way, but I still like your ideas, my drawing can be considered as multifaceted, because everyone builds their own plot looking at it

I like it better than if people looked at my art from the same angle as me :о)

But I really like your idea, because I think it's the coolest explanation for people who love this couple!

And I think that everyone will agree that the work of a reporter and a mafioso is quite incompatible, which would cause such a conflict

They could be either a couple or enemies (or toxic bisinessreport yaoi HAHAHAHA❤💞)

[robertskyswifeyyy]

ohhhh okay..🥰

third and final part