#tmr x the onion

[acrossthegladiverse]

Soo, I was inspired by some old TMR x The Onion crack posts... ...30 minutes later, these horrifying things were born. 🫶

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[comebacknow]

TMR: minho x onion son

TST: aris x cornbread

TDC: gally x chair

i don’t make the rules.

[toystoryfan]

Oh wow umm hi!! Thanks for tagging 🥰🥰

three ships: Byler (ST), Birdflash / Wally West x Dick Grayson (DC), Chrobin!!! Chrom x Robin (Fire Emblem: Awakening)

first ship: uhhh idk. Ever? Chrobin I guess?? Ngl I have a terrible memory I don't recall much of my childhood (in a sense of when what happened). Also I didn't invest into ships much back then? Oops. Didn't really think much about ships as a kid. Maybe naegiri (DR) or percabeth (pjo) instead

last song: Waves by Dean Lewis bc I uhhh am planning an edit for it (but I just have the audio done so far and it's been in my drafts for a while... I'm not good at finding audios) (if anyone has ideas... 👀👀)

last movie: the Gray Man? (It was mediocre but I enjoyed it). Also Glass Onion (very good) + Bullet Train (also very good!). I had a movie marathon where my family watched these movies in 3 days or smt over the weekend but I can't remember what order it was in. I think I watched the gray man the most recently?? I have a terrible memory, if you can't tell. I watch a lot of things with my parents when I'm home so idk

currently reading: nothing 😭😭 it's hard for me to find a book that I'll like it's just easier reading fanfiction I'm sorry,,, I'm currently in between fics ngl. Everything I wanna read is uhhh sad so I'm just. Not sure yet. I might finally finish I Know Better (by @/andiwriteordie) but I also might cry instead lol

currently watching: Shakespeare and Hathaway: Private Investigators! I love Sebastian. Idk if anyone else knows this show ngl?? I enjoy murder mysteries what can I say lol. (Literally obsessed with Death in Paradise!!) It's fun so far! Also watched gbbo + Witcher blood origins too

currently consuming: Godiva Chocolate lol. Also chocolate covered macadamia nuts (I don't even like macadamia nuts??? Lmao oops)

currently craving: french toast bc my dad said we could make it for breakfast TMR... 👀👀

I don't usually do these things bc I'm so bad at tagging ppl (also I don't usually get tagged lol)

No pressure tags!!! @hopelessromanfic @livsindelusion @tearsofsaudade @booksandpaperss ((I'm. Sorry if any of you did not want to be tagged I will leave and melt into a puddle in the oblivion)) I don't have enough ppl to tag so that's it! Haha. Other mutuals if I didn't tag you, it's bc I am anxious nervous and dying inside ✌️✌️✌️

tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better

thank you @louwhose for the tag!!

3 ships: zelink (who else), victuuri, midzel specifically twilight princess

first ever ship: me and link tbh i was like 9 and just discovered twilight princess

last song: orgy for one by ninja sex party

last movie: not sure if this counts as a movie but the documentary “fantastic fungi” on netflix

currently reading: various fanfictions, but just started rereading Alone With You by the lovely @deiliamedlini

currently watching: whatever game grumps compilations come up in my recommended on youtube

currently consuming: idk if this means food or media so i’ll answer both. for food i just got a sausage and egg breakfast burrito (no cheese i dont like cheddar cheese) that i’m about to demolish. for media i’ve been playing minecraft like it’s 2012 and they just added ocelots

currently craving: breakfast burrito so like good thing i just went and got one

tags: i don’t know 9 people so @cityofperpetualgloom @feralratkid @niobiummm and anyone else who wants to participate!! <3

[acrossthegladiverse]

More "TMR x The Onion headlines" crack!

Part 2 of (???)

Here's Part 1.