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Having to admit that I'm a monsterfucker when I have been for an unfathomable amount of time is embarassing, but like I have way worse things to be embarrassed about besides wanting to be ravaged by a werewolf thanks
#tmi sorry#monsterfucker#monster fucker#teratophillia#monster kink#monster boyfriend#werewolf boyfriend#Nobody say anything#also#nobody asked me#wolfie rambles#just wolfie things#and no that isn't why I go by Wolfe#I promise
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i wake up, i hit my vape, i hit my vape, i hit my vape, i hit my vape, i have to shit so fucking badly
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phone sex😔
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i need someone to hook up with again need an excuse to wear makeup and false eye lashes
#swiftytalks#its been a year :(((#mota made me an incel....#jk i got f******* on someones couch in october but i dont count that.#tmi sorry
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TMI about masturbation (mine, like five minutes ago)
As much as I’ve wanted to cry on someone’s dick I’ve never actually cried while masturbating until today. The cat (derogatory) has officially corrupted me. I don’t normally squirm around that much and I’m not usually super loud, but I got sick of my own moans and whimpers, I BARKED I FUCKING BARKED. anyway. I normally wouldn’t post this especially since the goddamn cat will probably see it, but I have nobody to tell so, (◇´Д`゚+。:.゚SORRY゚.:。+゚´Д `◇)
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I’m kind of working through some tokophobia rn and honestly bearing children for Roman!König would fix it so fast. I need to give this man the cutest, chunkiest baby girls ever known to man. He deserves chubby baby daughters!!!! The domestic fantasy of him hunting for our little family while I clean and care for our daughters in the cottage is just perfect. I teach them to gather berries and clams and how to properly honor the Mother
Yes, look, I would die if I heard I was pregnant, any scenario with kids would be the end of days for me. But if König knocked on the door and said he wants to breed and raise a family with me I'd spread my legs so fast, no questions asked
#tmi sorry#answered#“König deserves chubby baby daughters” could be a protest banner btw#i'd march for this man's happiness
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the guy who sexually assaulted me is on my tram and he doesn’t even recognise me and honestly i think thats the worst part. Like you ruined my life and you dont even know who i am anymore.
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rq this post might be a bit tmi but whatever, its just me ranting a bit abt my period lol, feel free to ignore this post
y’all i hate have a super heavy flow, bc wdym i have to wear 3 pads, and two pairs of underwear, and pray that i don’t leak overnight. like wth. i need to ask my mom to get more overnight pads (they’re basically the only pads where i don’t have to change them out every other hour lmao) also the cramps, omg, they absolutely suck. like i feel like im being stabbed continuously. and doesn’t help in the slightest that my periods can last anywhere from 5-10 days, like, thats rude. and then i also have to deal with school. anyway thats it bye.
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#petition for my brain to shut the fuck up#man i’ve been doing so well lately i hate that i’m feeling like this the past few days#i know it’s because i’m about to get my period#tmi sorry#but damn#bonking my brain with a hammer yelling YOUR FRIENDS LOVE YOU! YOU ARE NOT ALONE!#WHY DO YOU FEEL SO UNLOVEABLE AND UNIMPORTANT#especially when i have had conversations with like. four separate people very very recently about how much we are grateful#to know and love each other#so why the hell is my brain doing this to me 🥲#love irrational thoughts and feelings xoxo#to be deleted#personal#sometimes i feel like tinker bell like i truly think i’ll die if i don’t get enough attention#but at the same time i’m like#be grateful for the attention you do get bitch
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Dating apps stop showing me people in Baltimore I don’t want to drive to Baltimore for pussy
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Jimin reminded me of something...
... he reminded me why he's my bias.
@j.m on Instagram.
And Namjoonie with the artsy fartsy appreciation on his IG stories:
#men with purses#jimin#namjoon#rm#4 million pics of tae#jungkookie in crop tops#and this pic of jimin with his legs open makes me wanna#tmi sorry#scream thats what i was gonna say...#yeah... scream
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so many first experiences today 😵💫
first ultrasound (on my arm to find a vein)
first morphine
first CT scan
#good news tho its not my pancreas#bad news is we still dont know whats causing my intense left side abdominal pain & excessive belching#tmi sorry#last time i mentioned my symptoms people with similar experiences reassured me tho 👉👈 so can yall do that again
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#tmi sorry#but i accidentally scratched my cuts cause they're itchy and now i'm just crunched up uauuhhhh#why do they ahev to be itchy
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Stayed in my room all day drawing schmookie doing unspeakable things to each other
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was in extreme pain and had to go to the er
i am constipated LMAO
but it's wild so like the pain went all the way up to my left ribcage and it was so bad i couldn't talk. I thought my spleen was rupturing or some shit (no pun intended)
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Ugh it's bothering me too much to wear a shirt or a bra right now, but I have to throw something on because I need to use the bathroom and I can't just walk tits out in front of my family. Wish me luck 👍🙃
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