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rottenwolf · 5 months ago
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Having to admit that I'm a monsterfucker when I have been for an unfathomable amount of time is embarassing, but like I have way worse things to be embarrassed about besides wanting to be ravaged by a werewolf thanks
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pierrotdoesnteat · 2 months ago
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i wake up, i hit my vape, i hit my vape, i hit my vape, i hit my vape, i have to shit so fucking badly
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nr1chaedickrider · 1 month ago
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phone sex😔
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swifty-fox · 7 days ago
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i need someone to hook up with again need an excuse to wear makeup and false eye lashes
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pupb4rks · 10 months ago
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TMI about masturbation (mine, like five minutes ago)
As much as I’ve wanted to cry on someone’s dick I’ve never actually cried while masturbating until today. The cat (derogatory) has officially corrupted me. I don’t normally squirm around that much and I’m not usually super loud, but I got sick of my own moans and whimpers, I BARKED I FUCKING BARKED. anyway. I normally wouldn’t post this especially since the goddamn cat will probably see it, but I have nobody to tell so, (◇´Д`゚+。:.゚SORRY゚.:。+゚´Д `◇)
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kneelingshadowsalome · 1 year ago
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I’m kind of working through some tokophobia rn and honestly bearing children for Roman!König would fix it so fast. I need to give this man the cutest, chunkiest baby girls ever known to man. He deserves chubby baby daughters!!!! The domestic fantasy of him hunting for our little family while I clean and care for our daughters in the cottage is just perfect. I teach them to gather berries and clams and how to properly honor the Mother
Yes, look, I would die if I heard I was pregnant, any scenario with kids would be the end of days for me. But if König knocked on the door and said he wants to breed and raise a family with me I'd spread my legs so fast, no questions asked
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deathclassic · 3 months ago
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the guy who sexually assaulted me is on my tram and he doesn’t even recognise me and honestly i think thats the worst part. Like you ruined my life and you dont even know who i am anymore.
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beansproutdarkness · 3 months ago
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rq this post might be a bit tmi but whatever, its just me ranting a bit abt my period lol, feel free to ignore this post
y’all i hate have a super heavy flow, bc wdym i have to wear 3 pads, and two pairs of underwear, and pray that i don’t leak overnight. like wth. i need to ask my mom to get more overnight pads (they’re basically the only pads where i don’t have to change them out every other hour lmao) also the cramps, omg, they absolutely suck. like i feel like im being stabbed continuously. and doesn’t help in the slightest that my periods can last anywhere from 5-10 days, like, thats rude. and then i also have to deal with school. anyway thats it bye.
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bilestat · 3 months ago
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summer-fire · 4 months ago
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Dating apps stop showing me people in Baltimore I don’t want to drive to Baltimore for pussy
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jmdbjk · 1 year ago
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Jimin reminded me of something...
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... he reminded me why he's my bias.
@j.m on Instagram.
And Namjoonie with the artsy fartsy appreciation on his IG stories:
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egberts · 2 years ago
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so many first experiences today 😵‍💫
first ultrasound (on my arm to find a vein)
first morphine
first CT scan
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angered-box · 2 months ago
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dies
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definitelynotourdino · 9 months ago
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Stayed in my room all day drawing schmookie doing unspeakable things to each other
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jellypawss · 6 months ago
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was in extreme pain and had to go to the er
i am constipated LMAO
but it's wild so like the pain went all the way up to my left ribcage and it was so bad i couldn't talk. I thought my spleen was rupturing or some shit (no pun intended)
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awesomewithoutme · 3 months ago
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Ugh it's bothering me too much to wear a shirt or a bra right now, but I have to throw something on because I need to use the bathroom and I can't just walk tits out in front of my family. Wish me luck 👍🙃
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