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Mi vida | FC43 x Reader

pairing . . . franco colapinto x rbr!driver!reader

summary . . . What's better than one chaotic F1 driver? Two! And that's the story of how you got together with your boyfriend, Franco

request . . . no!!

word count . . . N/A

warnings . . . none! story set few days before monza! cringe-ish (??) dialogue at the end?

faceclaim . . . girls from pin!

alexavia yaps . . . woohoo!! finally wrote a smau again and its for my boy franco!!! kinda short but yeah i made franco and y/n gen z pr nightmares!! hope yall enjoy it <3

yourusername

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yourusername look at my driver dawg he's losing this race Tagged: francolapinto

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maxverstappen1 he's in a williams

yourusername and?

maxverstappen1 him losing shouldn't be a surprise

francolapinto 😔

yourusername MAX DONT BULLY HIM

maxverstappen1 ill make sure to tell him sorry when i lap him

francolapinto what did i ever do to you max

maxverstappen1 say lewis is your idol

username1 i live for the rbr teammates and franco fighting

username2 raw. next question

username3 girl went to f1 and became a whole new person (cough franco terroriser cough)

yourusername i need to put him in his place, I AM the one with the redbull seat not him

username3 Y/NRPLIED HOLY SHIT

username4 praying for their pr managers

username5 i just know they made max's life a living hell

username6 i'm shaking for the interviews because i know y/n and franco will be menaces

username7 franco's f2 interviews and y/n's interviews now scream 'i will destroy your life'

username8 woah

username9 y/n please post more y/n

francolapinto who's that handsome man

yourusername me

francolapinto you can't be this beautiful

yourusername wow okay tell that to your next girlfriend because WERE DONE

francolapinto dont break up with me before my first f1 race ill ram you into the wall

yourusername ill crash in fp1

francolapinto noo mi vida youre so sexy pls dont die haha

yourusername forgiven 😊

username10 are we just going to ignore them breaking up in a comment section

username11 that happens like thrice every day just ignore them

username12 man i love them

username13 goats of f1 frrr

username14 theyre so iconic being the first couple in f1

username15 meow

username16 real

username17 screaming crying throwing up

username18 manifesting franco ends up in the points

username19 what about y/n??

username18 queen always ends up in the points

username19 mb mb

username20 franco calling her 'mi vida' MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS SHIT

francolapinto

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francolapinto life is hard (p12 in my first race) but at least mi vida got p8! and we did the track walk together 😊🫶 Tagged: yourusername

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username21 i REFUSE to believe franco typed that caption

username22 FRRR like its too innocent and peaceful

username23 their pr managers took over

username24 HOW IS HE SO PRETTYYYY

username25 my kind of love frrr

username26 no.1 couple argument closed

username27 sigh i wish i was a wag

alex_albon photo credits?

yourusername up my ass

francolapinto no mi vida only i can see up your ass

yourusername what he said

alex_albon tmi....

username28 theyre back!!!!

username29 i live for their chaos

username30 got me on my KNEES

username31 what id pay to be her

bizarrap ayyy ¿cuándo vas a hacer que nos veamos? (ayyy when are you going to make us meet?)

francolapinto pronto pronto (soon soon)

bizarrap dame una fecha exacta hermano (give me an exact date bro)

francolapinto cuando vienes al gran premio (when you come to the grand prix)

bizarrap vale vale (okay okay)

username32 I SEE THE AESTHETIC VISION FRANCO

username33 shes so pretty omgggg

username34 idk if i want to be y/n or franco

username35 holy shit hes gorgeous

username36 came here for franco stayed for y/n

yourusername woah youre so hot

francolapinto youre hotter

yourusername nahhh youre way hotter

francolapinto kiss me if im wrong but im hotter

yourusername then i wont kiss you because youre hotter

francolapinto fuck i didnt think of that

yourusername ill still kiss you just come over to my driver room

francolapinto 🏃🏃

maxverstappen1 should i be worried or....?

yourusername mind your business max

maxverstappen1 i'm the one who's going to here those disgusting noises not you

yourusername too bad

alex_albon i feel like i should be grateful its not happening in williams

francolapinto im here mi vida where are you i cant see you

yourusername im right here in the room??

maxverstappen1 WHAT IS FRANCO DOING IN MY ROOM

francolapinto shit wrong room

yourusername hurry up franco

francolapinto On my way!

maxverstappen1 let me leave the garage first

username37 man i love them

username38 HELP FRANCO GOING TO MAX'S ROOM???

username39 did max just expose them or

username40 i feel like im intruding reading the comments between them

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yourusername haters wish they were on our level fr Tagged: francolapinto

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username41 if being in a parasocial relationship with them was a crime id be executed

username42 THE PICS??? EXCLUSIVE SUBSCRIPTION??? EXCUSE ME???

username43 how are they both so good looking

username44 the face card is INSANE

username45 I NEED THIS SO BADLY UGHHHHHHH

username46 STOP not the matching glasses

username47 need a boyfriend who will take me on bike rides while i wear my redbull helmet and he wears his williams helmet

francolapinto i dont want to see my beautiful face i want to see YOUR beautiful face

yourusername but youre so pretty how can i not put your face more than mine

francolapinto mi vida your face isnt even on there

yourusername yes it is

francolapinto its covered by that ugly helmet

redbullracing 🤨

francolapinto this one is ugly i like her own customised helmet

yourusername aww amor 🫶 i love your helmet and i love you

francolapinto i love you more

yourusername no i love you more

francolapinto no

alex_albon if you continue with this sappy stuff ill vomit

yourusername okay 'goodmorning baby'

alex_albon SHUT UP

yourusername oi francolapinto we found his weak spot

francolapinto lets get ready to terrorise him

yourusername bet

username48 if they need a third im always available

username49 i want to see mother and father but theyre more like mommy and daddy

username50 erm

username51 if my bf aint like this ion want him

alex_albon ill admit this is actually cute

yourusername thank you!!

francolapinto we're not cute we're hot

yourusername we're both tho

francolapinto true

alex_albon why'd you have to ruin such a beautiful and innocent moment

francolapinto life

yourusername WORDS 🗣️ 💯🙏❗

username52 legit can't decide who's better looking

username53 oh how i need this more than oxygen

maxverstappen1 franco doesn't how to play padel

yourusername he beat me

maxverstappen1 anyone can beat you

francolapinto don't bully her like that

maxverstappen1 or what

francolapinto brazil 2018 pt2

maxverstappen1 DONT YOU DARE

yourusername ok max thats it go stare lovingly at charles or idk

maxverstappen1 ???

francolapinto we all know max dont worry

maxverstappen1 ??????

username54 so um whens the wedding

username55 man i need me a francoyn relationship

username56 did they just confirm lestappen?!?!??!?!

username57 im sighing dreamily at these pictures

bizarrap ah so youre the girlfriend?

yourusername yes yes i am

bizarrap y'know i cheer for you and not franco because you get higher places

yourusername im flattered 😊

francolapinto this is a betrayal you should be cheering for ME only

username58 THE PICS.

username59 giggling blushing and kicking my feet

username60 when will y/n post more y/n sigh

francolapinto how are you so gorgeous

yourusername i should be asking YOU that

francolapinto mi vida you are the prettiest girl i have ever seen in my life and you call ME gorgeous?

yourusername fuck yes

francolapinto i love you

yourusername love you more

williamsracing

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williamsracing can you spot the odd one out? Tagged: francolapinto, yourusername

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username61 how to kms no borax no glue

username62 people DIED (i'm people)

username63 they haven't commented yet???

username64 ikk it's so weird

username65 they usually hop on after like 6 secs

username66 its not a want its a NEED

username67 MILF = man i love franco (and y/n)

username68 i just KNOW their kids will be BEAUTIFUL

username69 face card never declined

username70 and never will

redbullracing don't go stealing around our drivers

williamsracing im just the admin 😔

redbullracing me too 😔

username71 driverS????

redbullracing that was typo

username72 IS FRANCO GOING TO REDBULL??????

username73 redbull admin x williams admin

username74 the otp fr

username75 the lack of franco and y/n is concerning

username76 WHERE ARE THEYYYYYY

francolapinto add more photos of mi vida i want to see her beautiful face

yourusername i want to see YOUR beautiful race

francolapinto running

username77 there they are

maxverstappen1 admin why now i have to hear them make out for the next 3 hours

williamsracing sorry?

username78 3 HOURS???

username79 theyre more chaotic than we thought

username80 aww y/n looks so cute

yourusername shit where's franco i want to see his face

williamsracing we want to see YOUR face

yourusername oh...😊 admin you make me blush

francolapinto admin?

williamsracing im sorry pls dont kill me

francolapinto i wont just because you take photos of me for mi vida

williamsracing i love you y/n

yourusername love you too admin

yourusername and you too franco

francolapinto love you more mi vidaaa

francolapinto

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francolapinto to mi vida, the love of my life, happy anniversary to us and i love you forever Tagged: yourusername

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username81 deleting all my socials after this

username82 they are SOULMATES vro

username83 this screams 'forever and always'

username84 'mi vida' OKAY BRO BYE IM LEAVING THIS EARTH

username85 legit fairytale vibes

username86 imagine being this in love

bizarrap ¡enhorabuena a los dos! ¡que sean muchos más! (congratulations to you two! here's to many more!)

francolapinto gracias hermano, lo aprecio (thanks bro, i appreciate it)

yourusername gracias!! (thank you)

username87 the caption is from a song i refuse to belive franco wrote it

username88 i am JEALOUS, ENVIOUS, GREEN.

username89 poetry fr

username90 they ARE the main characters

username91 FRR like everyone else is just a side character

username92 alex play 'that should be me' by justin bieber

alex_albon congrats to you two! least favourite couple i know!

francolapinto thank you alex!

yourusername thank you!!!

alex_albon did you just ignore my statement

yourusername yes we chose to ignore it

username93 this is the kind of love ppl write books about

username94 STOP NOT THEM CONGRATULATING EACH OTHER ON THE RADIO IN THE LAST RACE

username95 if they break up then love isnt real

maxverstappen1 you two deserve it! take care of my little sister francito

yourusername MAX STOP

francolapinto will do

yourusername i love my life

francolapinto and i love you

username96 i just know they are each other's ride or dies

username97 where to buy a franco asking for a friend

username98 if i could id just take over one of their bodies to experience this love

username99 im waiting for the fics

username100 straight out of romeo and juliet

yourusername i love you so much, and ive did since forever. you are everything to me, i could never let you go. you deserve everything, mi amor

francolapinto youre my everything too, and im keeping you forever, no takebacks. if I deserve the everything, it’s only because you’re MY everything, mi vida. every star, every light, it all reminds me of you. te amo más de lo que las palabras pueden decir (I love you more than words can say)

yourusername STOP IM GOING TO CRY 🫶🥹 I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH

francolapinto I LOVE YOU MORE THAN EVERYTHING MI VIDA

fin.

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[stomachflu]

a bit of rambling about Why I Have This Kink, under the cut for length + discussion of sexual stuff. please don’t rb this, i’ll talk about it, but i don’t really want it spreading all over.

this is really, really, REALLY long. I don't even feel safe writing about kink stuff in my own physical diary, so, here, read like 2k about my life if you wanna.

the other week i saw someone make a “is this a ___” meme, where the bird was “h/c” and the text read “is this a substitute for being cared for and loved?”. you know the one. don’t make me recreate it.

anyways, it got me thinking a bit, at first about a comment thread i recall participating in... idk, on livejournal, circa 2010 or so? though it could’ve also been on a dreamwidth community; i was active on both. anyways, it was in a thread about h/c. one comment said that the person liked reading about h/c because their parents had been pretty strict and neglectful when they were growing up, and the only time they were shown affection is when they were sick. another person replied to that comment and agreed, saying that they had a similar upbringing, except that their parents didn’t even pay attention when they were sick, so they enjoyed h/c because it let them fantasize about being the center of attention for a bit.

i still remember that conversation to this day, because it really resonated with me. like many other people, my parents also didn’t treat me well when i was sick. they were very strict about stuff like school, and would send me there with a 102 degree fever, loaded up on Tylenol. stuff like whining about not feeling good wasn’t tolerated.

(i’ve seen quite a few bloggers talk about how, as a kid, they used to be afraid of illness/injury scenes in media, and i was no exception. if, for example, a character on a tv show got a cold, i would run to the other side of the house as quickly as possible and put my fingers in my ears. i wasn’t a squeamish kid; i wanted to be a doctor and pretty much everybody knew that i was interested in characters getting sick or hurt. a lot of people say that, for them, it was due to the shame and embarrassment of knowing that they enjoyed watching characters suffer. for me, that was... sort of it? but also, i was embarrassed for the characters. being miserable from something like a cold wasn’t allowed in my house, so i felt like... weirdly bad for them, but also bad about enjoying something that i wasn’t allowed to experience or enjoy myself, and also because i knew it wasn’t a normal interest.)

anyways. i don’t think it was a coincidence that the only times i was ever allowed to stay home from school were when i had thrown up. like i said above, any other illness or injury was an automatic “do not pass go, go straight to school”, but, for some reason, if i had vomited even once, my mom would let me stay home.

i think at this point i should mention that, when i was like... 6-10? ish? my brother got very, very sick. i’m talking, “going to the hospital every week for infusions” sick. as a kid, it was very alien for me to go from being told that a sore throat didn’t “count” at home, to tagging along to my brother’s appointments and seeing the doctors get really concerned if he had a sore throat, making a huge deal out of the tiniest illness symptoms. (and for good reason! a cold really could’ve made him sick at that point.) anyways, i think that that’s another point on the “developing an interest in h/c” scale for me.

he got special treatment i could never even DREAM of. in school, he was allowed to wander around and do whatever he wanted, because he often felt sick and had to go on a walk to feel better, and he was allowed to bring hard candy and chocolate into the classroom, because he had sores in his mouth that only felt better if he had another texture to focus on. all of this was, like, 100% justified – he was really, REALLY sick, and i didn’t fully realize it at the time. he’s a great brother.

but more often than not, he was staying home at school, being cared for by my mom. it’s not a coincidence that the only way i could experience the way he was cared for – lap trays, eating in front of the TV, cold washcloths, even just being told, “i’m sorry you’re not feeling good” – was if i’d thrown up.

to me, “throwing up” became The Worst Symptom. i used to make up imaginary universes of characters who only existed to get sick or hurt and go to the hospital (in my mind, A Place Where People Cared About You And Always Made You Feel Better). i would have them go through every single illness symptom, no matter how plausible, and it would culminate with them vomiting, because, for me, that was the One True Thing that showed that they were really, actually sick.

so... nearly 1k into this post, What Does That Have To Do With Me Having A Kink? dude, i don’t fuckin’ know.

okay. maybe i do, a bit?

ANOTHER weird thing i used to do (and still do!) is like... save certain things for when i was gonna enjoy them the most? for example, if i had a snack or dessert, i would grab a book to read as i ate, so it would be more enjoyable. i was a very inattentive kid, but i would NOT daydream about my h/c scenarios in class, especially if i had something “good” planned, because i wanted to save it for when i got home, and then i’d daydream as i ate.

okay. we get a bit tmi & nsfw here.

i don’t wanna talk about this bit TOO TOO much, but due to, like, depression & medication and stuff, i was a very late bloomer. but when i did, uh, start masturbating, i didn’t... really connect it to any thoughts, i just realized it felt good. so i did what i always did when i was doing something pleasurable, and daydreamed about my characters “during.” and since all i daydreamed about was h/c scenarios (yes, even, like, YEARS LATER), it would culminate with the characters vomiting.

probably also something to be said about the fact that a big part of the way i was being punished for being sick as a kid was that, like, nobody would love me if i was whiny and gross like this. the thought that not only someone would love me BUT that they would find me attractive while i’m sick? is really [chef’s kiss]

anyways. there’s probably a lot to be said about like, stuff other people have pointed out, like how the buildup of nausea is similar to the buildup to an orgasm, but for me, it’s less about that and more about [gestures] All Of This.

i guess this also explains why for me it’s strictly about illness – as opposed to other stuff, like motion sickness, that i never experienced OR was comforted for, or like... self-inflicted stuff that i was either punished for (like, drinking, or self-induced vomiting) or stuff that was seen as My Fault (for example, eating expired food).

anyways. lotta words to explain why i’m big horny about puke, huh?

weirdly enough, tummblr dot vom has helped with a LOT of this stuff. once i realized that this WAS a kink (i was... 19 when i realized i was feeling Sexual Stuff about puke, oh my god, although looking back, it should’ve been obvious earlier, and i wonder if i always knew), making this blog and interacting w/ the community really made me unlearn a lot of the shame i felt, both about having a fetish AND about being sick. it’s really cool, y’know?

this has gotten long enough so i’m just gonna leave it here.

[geekalogian]

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS????????

This is the Mensez (pronounced Menses, like period)

Invented by a male (much surprise very shock) chiropractor, this is essentially GLUE FOR YOUR LABIA.  You glue your ladyparts together to hold in all that icky lady bleedin’, then the glue is dissolved with urine when you go to the bathroom so that the blood is released.

GLUE. FOR. YOUR. HOO-HA.

Because you know, when I’m on my period, I think “you know what would solve this issue? GLUING MY GENITALS TOGETHER.”

I just. I. I can’t.

Read the article.  It’s quite a ride.

[headlongedmaggiemay]

Guys, I floored! IDK what I’m doing

This is a long rant/story ish thing. It gets weird at the end.

Ok here’s a peak into my life (of which, no one asked for 🤷🏼‍♀️).

Hi, I’m Steph, 28 (turning 29 at the end of this month), artist, barista, beach bum, INFP, 2w1, Hufflepuff. I’ve been a part of the Queen fandom since BoRhap and I’m not planning on leaving any time soon.

Ok, one of the main things that I usually don’t care that much about but has been a source of insecurities and a trigger for my depression, which I’m working on controlling that, is I’m Demisexual. I’m a unicorn, ace of diamonds, part of the asexual range, and a complete hopeless romantic. It was hard growing up not understanding that I wasn’t broken. I didn’t have crushes on people the majority of the time or slept around. A lot of my friends chucked it up to me being raised in Christianity, and in all honesty I thought that was part of it, too. I remember thinking the people I had interest in just didn’t like me because of *queue laundry list of typical insecurities often found in teenagers and young adults* (you get the gist). Through my early mid 20s I decided to acknowledge my feelings and desires to be in a relationship but not let the lack of affection, attraction, or action overwhelm me into a depressed funk. I chose to focus on the fact that I felt relatively normal for wanting those things which the American Society seems to hyper fixate on. This was the period of time I took to focus on me and being confident in my plus sized skin. This was good. I am who I am and no one can make me feel less than who I am. Around the peak of self love and acceptance, I discovered a word, a magical word, that seemed to click with who I am, Demisexual.

For those unaware of the definition of Demisexual it is not experiencing any sexual attraction to another until a greater bond is formed. Basically, there has to be an emotional bond, think friends to lovers trope. We fall under the asexual umbrella. Just because we need a deeper connection with someone to feel sexually attracted to, doesn’t mean we don’t get horny or anything else non-ace feel, it’s just more specific to the individual. From what I’ve read, since I only know of one other demi, who didn’t have a word for what she is until pride month because I was explaining my demi pride name tag I painted for work, a lot of Demi’s still have sexual urges and masterbate. We still have the need to connect with another person. We still want to be kissed in the most romantic way. It’s just with a person we know and trust.

That being said, I’m a demi who rarely has romantic crushes, friend crushes literally happen everyday for me lol, I just think people are amazing and unique! The thing about me is that I’ve had five (5) crushes in my nearly 29 years of life. Of course, 4 out of 5 of those I had a deep connection to, the other I was literally a child, living in my fantasy, but it still counts. Consequently, those four are the only ones I have ever had a sexual attraction towards. So the 4 have all been friends, close friends, best friends, and only one of those was semi acted on. We talked for a few weeks, then he decided to be an ass, (fueling my deep fear of rejection) and I told him he wasn’t allowed to talk to me or even look at me until I gave him the ok, which he respected. I have had a ‘boyfriend’, it lasted 3 weeks, was he one of the 5? No. Why did agree to be his girlfriend? Because one of the five had gotten into a relationship with our friends sister and I was so hurt because I put too much heart into a one sided thing, I accepted the ‘boyfriend’s’ affection and hoped for something to happen. I don’t know I was hoping for, but it didn’t happen. (The guy who got with our friends sister is happily married to her and I’m happy for them)

See, when I have a crush or whatever you want to call it, I go hard. I already know when I get into a *real* relationship, it will be a ride or die situation. I love hard, even on my friends. I’m incredibly loyal and protective of my tribe. I can’t help it, it’s just how I function.

This is a lot of setup for this part of my current flaming cart of shit of a life, right now, July 14, 2019. For the past, nearly year I guess, I’ve been trying to disentangle my feelings I had towards my closest best friend. I’m 99.999999% he’d never hold romantic feelings for me and that’s fine, I can’t force him to reciprocate. The main reason I decided to disentangle my romantic feelings for him was because I don’t want to ruin our friendship. It means more to me than a crush. Like, he’s so important to me and I know that if I didn’t, I’d push him away and lose one of the best things in my life. And for all of you going ‘why not take a chance on him?’, well my dears, he is on the asexual scale as well. And I respect him and our friendship too much to damage that. Queue BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY! In the earlier stages of the disentangling, BoRhap came out. This was my distraction from my feelings and ultimately what helped me work past them. Shout out to all you Queenies out there, y’all helped a lot! Anyways, I realized about a month or so ago I no longer felt those romantic feelings for him and was pleasantly joyful about that because now our friendship has gone back to normal. Around that time, a guy at my work transferred back to our store. I worked with him briefly when I was first hired, six months later he was transferred. We almost never spoke, I was shy and still getting comfortable with the people, so I barely spoke to like 3 of my coworkers. I always tried to say hi to him and a few other coworkers that I felt we could eventually become friends. Fast forward a year and half later, I’m incredibly comfortable in my work space, so much so that I, an introvert, innately shy natured person, am considered one of the bigger personalities we have in our shop. So here we are, he’s (let’s call him Craig) back, and somehow we have become pretty close. Now, I’ve never been good with reading flirty body language, I’ve always said if someone like me, I need a billboard or flashing lights, or complete directness i.e walking up to me and saying, ‘Steph, I like you a lot,’ or ‘I have feelings for you.’ So with Craig I can’t tell if he’s flirting with me or if he is very comfortable with me. He is a relatively normal cis guy, not an asshole, nerdy and cute and yes, a crush is developing for him. We send each other memes literally all day even when we’re at work together. He texted me right before he fell asleep telling me he shaved his face. I can read his emotions fairly well. We joke and laugh all the time. We haven’t hung out outside of work yet, but I really want it to happen. I’m at the point in my life that whatever happens happens with him because to few times I let my heart run away it’s come back mangled. I’m tired of it. Also, Craig got out of a 3 year relationship right before he transferred back. I’m trying not to dive in without looking, but Craig has been constantly running through my head for the past week, at least that I’ve realized. I’ve had a few sex dreams with him, fun fact: I’ve never had sex... bonus: it doesn’t make me weird. He’s definitely popped into my head when I was masterbating (tmi sorry). I just don’t know what to do. I want something to happen between us, I want him to have feelings for me, I want him to hold me at night but we work together so I have all these insecurities with that. My insecurities about my weight like to flare up when I start having feelings for someone. I’m confident in my skin except around crushes, apparently. I shouldn’t let it matter, but I know I don’t fit the standard for beautiful body, or ‘hot’ and hmmmpff. Like anytime someone tinkles that little bell of interest for me, a voice comes crawling from the grave I thought I buried it in, saying ‘no one’s going to love you or want you. how could they? you’re so fat and your boobs aren’t perfect, and look at all these pretty other people around you, how can you hold up them? why would they choose you over that cute thing there?’

Do you realize how hard it is to try to kill that voice, especially since it sounds like my mother?

Do you realize how hard it is not to hate myself for not being semi normal?

Do you realize how hard it is to not run away from my feelings for someone? To not just hide away forever hoping someone will come rescue me from my thoughts? To not just friend zone Craig and leave it at that?

I should just find a therapist.

Sorry.

.

P.S. I’m still figuring out the other part of my sexuality, meaning demi is a precursor to homo, hetero, bi, pan, poly ect.  I think I’m demi-pan-sexual 

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This is the My Shadowhunters Blog tag! Answer all the questions, then tag 5 of your followers.

Thanks for tagging me @lizcantspell <3

- What is the title of your blog? ‘Fandoms Unite’ (Since I’m multi fandom trash, this fits pretty good, tho I should probably change it after all this time xD) - What is your age? 18 - What is your gender? I honestly don’t know at this point. Until I find out I’m going with she/her pronouns :��) - How many followers does your blog have? 150-ish - What Shadowhunters character(s), ship(s), or actor(s) does your blog focus on? I don’t really focus on anything xD But I tend to reblog a lot of Malec stuff. - What post(s) got your blog noticed? I still need to get noticed xDD - Have you read any of the books in the Shadowhunters universe? I plan on reading all of it but I’m currently at Lady Midnight - If so, which one(s)? Currently reading Lady Midnight - Which book/series was your favourite? - - Who are your favourite characters from Shadowhunters? Simon, Magnus, Alec, Izzy. In that order. I also love Maya. - Who are your LEAST favourite characters? I can’t think of one, this is bad isn’t it?

- What is your favorite thing about the cast? The cast is just so close and they’re like family and just the most adorkable people. - Who are your BROtps in the cast? I don’t really see much of the cast I’m too lazy to watch interviews and such i’m sorry - What are your top 3 favourite episodes so far from both seasons? I totally don’t know what episodes these are but: The one with the wedding from S1 and the one with the party @ Magnus’ place in S2 - What is your favourite fan event that the cast has attended so far? idk - Do you write Shadowhunters fanfictions? I wish I would xD - If so, what is your name on ao3, ff.net, etc?

I tag everyone of my followers who watched Shadowhunters / read TMI ( @rosesscatterinbeauty u maybe?)

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TMI Time !!!

tagged by @doritobes Thaankkk YOuuu DAnnniii 💕💕˖✧° o( ´ ♡ ` )o˖✧° Asdhfsjfk sorry,  I was supposed to post this last night but I fell asleep while wokring on it whoopss ….. 

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, HAVE FUN! 

A - Age: 17

B - Biggest fear: Probably talking to like official people !???!? Idk how to explain it ?? Like idk people who got like some high-ish title with them like they could be the principal or some person high up in their job or something !?!? Idk I just nervous and scared af when having to talk to them and it makes me wanna pee my pants more than water ever will 

C - Current time: 4:27 AM

D - Drink you last had: Water IN MY LIGHT UP MUG LIKE HOLY SHIZ I LOVE MY LIGHT UP MUG THAT SHIT LIGHTS UP AND ITS COOL OK 

E - Every day starts with: A very complicated debate filled with reasoning whether to hit the snooze button one more time or finally get out of bed

F - Favorite song: hard to choose one ??!?!? but rn The ones I’m listening to the most are ZenZenZense by Radwimps or We are by One Ok rock 

G - Ghosts, are they real: my soul is real yes :)

H - Hometown: (idk if this means where i was born or where I live??) I’ll Just say I’m fromI’m from Down Under ;)  Australia. 

I - In love with: :)))) give me someon :)) pls :)) yes gimme that shoujo anime life where i meet my love :))) Jks just give me a good doggo and we will live happily ever Arrf Arf ffter

J - Jealous of:

a person with the good looks, smart AND talendted

people with sooo mucch confindence (like spare me some,  pls)

people with doggos

K - Killed someone: I killed a fly with a butter knife does that count 

L - Last time you cried: umm?? Like maybe 1 or 2 weeks ago??? asdfhalsjkdfhlkasjhdflkjhskl Doing Uni enrolments are so stressful smh

M - Middle name: Mae 

N - Number of siblings: 3 !!!! ahhahaahah Me, the middle child, getting the best and worst of both worlds of being the older and younger sibling rriippppp

O - One wish: Ability to get my life together ?!?!??! 

P - Person you last called/texted: my mum, asking where dinner was

Q - Questions you’re always asked: “WHY ARE U SO QUIET???” “MIA WHY/WHAT??” “WHY ARE U LATE AGAIN THIS TIME??” “WHAT TIME DID U SLEEP???”  the last 3 questions come one after the other quite often lmmmaaaoooo

R - Reasons to smile: (Me)mes  I got a new blender to make smoothies with (I broke our old one just 2 days ago whooopss)   

S - Song last sang: Happy Birthday ??!? does that count

T - Time you woke up: ??? 2:30pm I think ???

U - Underwear color: Grey and White

V- Vacation destination: J A P A N. PLS. I NEED TO GO THERE. also i heard sushi there is waaayyyy cheaper and better than here in Aus

W - Worst habit: Replying to people in my mind and forgetting not noticing that I haven't replied to them out loud. Then I get yelled at for not replying and I’m just?!?!? I DID REPLY. And then I slowly come to the realization that I may have never actually replied out loud…. and then I get pissed that they didn’t hear me reply for some reason … Like GEEE MIA I WONDER THE FUCK WHY THEY DIDNT HEAR U

X - X-rays you’ve had: Idk ?? Maybe ones of my teeth for gettin braces and stuff and I remember going into those CAT scans too once but I don’t even remember what for at this point?????

Y - Your favorite food: SUUUSSHHHIIII (or like anything potato or cheese related)

Z - Zodiac sign: Ariesss 

tagging 5: @sugamama-koshi @oikawa-toorude @hopeful-afternoon @ kim-taevhyvng @nee-mrlevispeakerr

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tagged by anna,, @exciting who is ? An actual flower. A REALLY kind and supportive flower from ur grandmothers garden who has a funky wardrobe ! nickname: Elly, other random things!! star sign: Virgo! Tell me if u know much about virgos! height: currently 174.5 cm ! last thing i googled: pink floyd ! favorite artist: I love all art and anyone who creates it! song stuck in my head: history maker 😩 last movie i watched: uhhH I don't really like movies (attention span isn't great) but the last one I remember would be the wild thornberries go to Africa or something ? last tv show i watched: probably crazyhead or midsommer (?) murders when did you create this blog: I think it was the beginning of last year ?¿ what stuff do you post: memes, dan and phil, aesthetic and yuri on ice occasionally ! do you have any other blogs: yes ! I have trashcandan which is my main, but then I have goldylox which is aesthetic and positive stuff! I have a studyblr but what I won't be sharing that here :) do i get asks regularly: not often !!! Occasionally if I reblog an ask meme but no :(( why did i choose my url: @dil-howlters-pink-ring was giving URLs away! I saw this one and I was hella surprised it hadn't been taken! My friends say it's terrible but I love it and am attached to it now lol gender: cis female hogwarts house: ravenclaw :) I was hufflepuff for a while apparently! I don't feel attached to either tho, I relate to slytherin more idk why! favorite color: mustard yellow or a bit lighter as of rn average hours of sleep: 8 to 10 ish, depends !
lucky number: 7!! It's my mums, I've liked the number seven since I was little. A solid number ! favorite characters: oooooo Levi and Reagan (fangirl), baz (Carry on), Shaun (Feed Trilogy), Jude (I'll give u the sun), scorpius (HP), Magnus Bane (tmi), more! how many blankets do i sleep with: one !¡ dream job: photographer for a magazine (or like, super successful blog), artist, something in media! following: a bit over three hundred? I need more blogs to follow 😩😩 I tag some babes (take a friggin sip) :: @phansucc (I hate writing that >:0) (terrible) @flowury-boy (a cute boi) and @stormydaylester and @lesteresce !

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tagged by the ever-amazing alexander @whiskey-not-entirely-straight ily alexander thanks!! 

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? orange juice probably idk

2. Where was your blog picture taken? ?????????? how the fuck should i know that? i edit most of my icons and shit though so i probably did that on my personal laptop tbh. 

3. Worst pain you’ve experienced? emotional or physical haha? emotional: The Worst Day Of Karate Camp. i won’t overshare but boy was that day not fun and the summer following it continued to be a bit of a disaster. physical: probably that one time i got kicked in the uterus during sparring class while i was already having cramps. sorry for tmi but i’m just answering questions haha

4. How many times have you been married? i have been married zero (0) times. 

5. How late did you stay up last night? 1-ish? probably?

6. If you could move somewhere else, where would it be? canada or scotland. probably scotland because i miss it more than i miss canada. 

7. Do any of your Tumblr friends live close to you? ......not that i know of. i’m eventually gonna make a massive road-trip once i graduate so i’ll probably manage to visit some peeps if that ever actually happens haha :D

8. When was the last time you cried? i drew some sad fuckin bullshit yesterday so probably at that? unless crying right now thinking about crying counts. in which case, right now. (do not take this as a joke i am genuinely crying as i type this haha rip)

9. Who took your profile picture? someone. 

11. How many marriage proposals have you had? serious? none. i’ve proposed to one person in a group chat jokingly because they came up with a great AU that i loved. 

12. If you could have any career, what would you have? counselor. maybe. maybe a florist who writes books in their spare time. 

13. What was the last book you read? uhhhhhhh probably the welcome to night vale book. or at least that’s the last one i read that i remember reading/intending to finish. 

14. If you could talk to ANYONE right now, who would it be? my tumblr friends ily and i wish i knew how to start conversations

15. Are you a good influence? probably not. i make bad decisions so i ain’t exactly a good role model, but at least i’ll attempt to get you to make good decisions if you ask me for advice. 

16. Does pineapple belong on a pizza? sure, just not mine. i don’t like pineapple, but if i did i’d probably like it on pizza. 

17. You have the remote, what channel would you watch? i’d put it on Netflix?? 

18. Whom do you think will play along? .... @dovecandies maybe?? :):)

19. Have you graduated from university? i haven’t even graduated high school. 

20. Your Favorite Football Team? yes,,,, i know Sport,,,,,,,, my favorite team is the one with the bright colors and the animal mascot,,,,,,,,,,,,