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[koomaqu]

[youmagnificentbeast]

TASKMASTER SERIES 18 -> A Cameraman bumping into Alex + Andy D Cameo

[m1nts]

Masters ur tasks

[sowhatsthesituation]

Here are some Taskmaster Idioms to use in day to day life to confuse anyone who doesn't watch Taskmaster

​​​"Like counting beans" - a waste of time

​​​​"Chuck a lime" - be mad about it/ let all your anger out

​​​​"Shutting the garage door" - to lose a perfect opportunity

​​​​"On the red green" - suddenly going from amazing to horrible

​​​​"Moving fishbowls" - completely ignoring a task given to you

​​​​"See you in the Champion of Champions" - used ironically after a failure

​​​​"Tossing around a bag of sugar" - putting lots of effort into the wrong thing

​"Looking in the kitchen for spoons" - wasting time looking for something you already have

[thenaturalfriends]

Rosie Jones made Sam Campbell soup for the "Recreate a famous piece of 2D art in 3D" task.

Combined with Steve Pemberton bringing in some SamCam art for a prize task in series 17 and James Acaster bringing in Sam's drawing of James with two dicks in series 7, Sam is by far the comedian most mentioned by other contestants.

This is because Sam is perfect.

[fofi42]

Who missed that one?

Taskmaster s17e09

[agraypigeon]

lord Davies and his little henchman

[sparemintss]

andy zaltzman doesnt feel real to me idk how but he just doesnt 😭 like i know he's real but he's got a mind that doesn't feel real to me but instead feels like im going on an acid trip💀

[cognitivemania]

Ok,ok,ok— I manage to snapshot some stuff in the wayback machine. I hope you like these Tmuk fan stuff. And I really hope the text is coherent enough to read.

[youmagnificentbeast]

so anyway, i wrote about how greg misread the naughty step...

Taskmaster S17E03 Outtake

[dargo9]

Rewatching series 3 of Taskmaster, and I'd forgotten exactly how weird Paul Chowdhry was, and also how adorable his sweet little smile is.

[koomaqu]

god i love them so muchhhhh i had to get this out of my system

shout-out to all the lovely people writing the jack/alex fics on ao3, i owe you my life 🙏

(full uncropped drawing on my Patreon)

[youmagnificentbeast]

"Sing to me, Nick!"

[m1nts]

Hell yeah @line-a-rt-fanarts

[youmagnificentbeast]

But also the way Greg takes him into his arms. Enveloping him completely by resting his head on Alex's. The stern look that switches to a smile that quickly vanishes at first but can't be held back.

them

[fofi42]

Alex's laugh and hands ❤️️❤️️❤️️ [Series 17 Outtakes - Part 2]