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stressed-and-fluff-obsessed · 3 months ago

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Another request by @hatsumiikun Lee!Alastor Ler!Vox I can do that!

Revenge Tactics

Summary: Vox has an interesting idea for revenge against Alastor given the fact that Vox can’t hurt him.

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“Ha ha! Better luck next time!” Alastor laughed at Vox as he disappeared in the shadows after a fight leaving Vox busted up. “Ugh. Stupid Alastor! Why can’t I just beat him for once!” Vox yelled, angry with himself as he spun on his heel and stalked back to the Voxtech skyscraper where he worked.

Most demons cleared the path when they saw an angry busted up Vox storming down the streets of Pentagon City but that’s what got him here in the first place. He’d been in a rush on his way back to the tower already when he accidentally ran into Alastor, unfortunately for him the stag didn’t seem to be having the best day…

“D-Do you need help with anything sir…?” Papermint asked meekly as he scurried up to Vox’s side as the Tv demon stalked into the building and towards the elevator.

“No not right now.” Vox snapped at him, getting in the elevator and pressing the button for the top floor, every other demon that was already in the elevator scrambled out of it, not wanting to be in the same elevator as an angry overlord.

“Fucking Alastor just you wait. I will beat you someday!” Vox yelled to himself in the elevator as it ascended up to the floor he needed to be on. Once the elevator arrived he stepped out and very quickly made his way to the observation room, sitting down at his desk and turning on the camera’s to monitor the hotel.

“Come on where is he…” Vox muttered to himself, searching through the camera footage trying to find something on a clear view of the radio demon but every clip that would’ve had him in it the figure was covered in blurry static making it impossible to see, Alastor’s doing once again.

The air in the observatory started sparking, glowing a light blue as Vox slammed his fist on the table. “DAMN IT!! Why can’t I get ANYTHING on him?!” Vox roared in anger, standing up and turning around before storming towards and out the observatory doors.

Once out he walked back towards the elevator, keeping that same angry scowl on his face earning a lot of concerned looks from his employees as he reached the elevator and pressed the button to go to Velvette’s floor.

As the elevator ascended he thought to himself what he was going to do when he got there, “I know what I’m going to say to her but talking to Vel has always been a little complicated.” Vox muttered to himself, he was muttering so much that he didn’t realize that the elevator had already arrived at Velvette’s floor.

He was only snapped out of it when one of her fashion designers approached him. “Uhm sir…do you need to get off here?” She asked him and jumped back as he snapped back to attention. “Yes..I do thank you.” Vox replied, stepping out of the elevator and stopping by the designers side.

“Do you know where I can find Velvette?” He asked her and she nodded with a small frown, “She’s over there.” The designer pointed a few meters away where sure enough Vox saw a head of blue and pink hair walking around over the racks of clothes.

“Great thank you.” Vox told her, beginning to walk away but her voice stopped him, “Wait sir one more thing!” She called after him as he turned around to hear, “Yes?” He asked her, beginning to grow annoyed.

“I would be careful if I was you. She’s…kind of in a bad mood…” She told him quietly and heard him sigh, “Of course she is..great thank you.” Vox told her once more before turning back around and heading to where the hot headed designer was.

“HORRENDOUS! GO PICK SOMETHING ELSE!!” Velvette yelled at one of the models who scurried off to go find a different outfit right as Vox appeared behind her. “Hello there Velvette!” He spoke from behind her making the girl turn with a scowl.

“What do you want Vox?! I’m busy!” She yelled up at him, pausing when she noticed the same angry scowl on his face. “Not using your overlord powers. How is it that you fight an enemy?” He asked her quietly as not to let the others hear.

Immediately she knew what this was about, placing her hands on her hips with an annoyed look. “Seriously? You need to stop getting so worked up over that red abomination. But fine since you asked so nicely.” Velvette told the other overlord, explaining her fighting technique to him and smirking as she saw his face light up.

“Great thanks Vel.” He told her before turning back around for the hundredth time and walking back to the elevator, getting on and pressing the button for Valentino’s floor right as the doors closed and the elevator ascended once more.

He knew that the moth had a flexible schedule, he did tell at him employees a lot but because of that nobody questioned when he just randomly left sometimes so he could just waltz in there and pull the other to the side.

Deciding to put his plan to action as the elevator reached Valentino’s floor Vox exited and put his hearing on mute so he wouldn’t have to hear the sounds from the movie creating that was going on around him as he walked down a decorated hallway to see Valentino.

Once he reached the room Valentino was in he looked away from the center of the room where filming was taking place, walking up to the director’s chair and grabbed one of Valentino’s arms and pulled him out, dragging him out of the room and around one of the corners.

“Ohhh Voxy, what’s the occasion~?” Valentino crooned at the other demon, the Tv demon in question facepalming in annoyance before sighing and looking up at the other overlord.

“I need to ask you something Val.” Vox began, getting an irritated look on his face as Valentino’s face formed into something seductive, “Is that so? And what is that?” He chuckled but quickly jumped back with a laugh as Vox raised his hand, said limb beginning to spark with electricity.

“Okahay okay! What is it?” Valentino asked again, walking back up to Vox who lowered his sparking hand. “Without using your stupid magic, how is it that you face off against an enemy.” Vox explained his question, crossing his arms over his chest as he awaited an answer.

“Hmm that’s a good one, I assume it’s about the Radio Demon again? Another loss~?” Val taunted but put his hands up in surrender as Vox’s whole being started sparking. “Okay okay I’ll tell you!” Valentino told him, beginning to explain his fighting style to the other overlord.

“Perfect. Thanks Val.” Vox responded, turning on his heel and walking back down the hallway where he came from, leaving Valentino to his job.

“Finally. I have reference points.” Vox muttered to himself as he reached the elevator, getting on and pressing the button one more time to head back to his floor.

As he rode the elevator he noticed that he had to stop by the copy room on his floor to pick up some paperwork. Sighing in annoyance at the new detour as the elevator reached the desired floor he stepped off and began walking towards the copy room on the other side of his floor.

On his way there his assistant Papermint wandered up to his side, following him to the copy room, “D-Do you need some help sir..?” The assistant asked, as Vox approached the fax machine, picking up the paperwork at the front of it and turning back around, leaving the copy room.

“No Papermint. Leave me.” Vox replied, walking across the floor and reaching his observatory and entering, leaving a confused and slightly concerned Papermint outside.

“Finally..I can get back to work alone.” Vox muttered to himself, sitting down at his desk and taking a pen from thin air and getting to work on the small stack of paperwork.

Vox then got bored quite quickly, decided to put on some chilled out music on his screen to keep himself occupied while he worked, not really knowing what else to do as he worked.

Finally after about 2 hours of writing he finished the stack and decided to carry it to where he needed to take it. The Press, so he stood, holding the massive stack and teleported via security cameras and appearing right outside the press office.

He then went in and spoke with the receptionist as the woman led him to the boss’s office where a brief greeting went on before Vox dropped off the paperwork and teleported back to his observatory via the security camera in the press boss’s office.

Now back in his observatory he sighed before walking over to his desk and sitting down, his body sparking for a moment before all the camera’s in his panels flickered to life, turning on the camera’s to the hotel trying to spy on Alastor.

He appeared in a lot of the panels but as usual his silhouette was glitchy and blurry, it was a little difficult to see him but still possible. So Vox continued watching as he wandered around the halls, stopping to talk to the stupid sunshine and rainbows princess and her little girlfriend.

Vox watched them for a moment more before Alastor’s silhouette turned towards the camera before vanishing from sight.

“Shit!” Vox exclaimed, jumping up and surrounding his body with electricity right as a tendril of shadow burst out of the ground and tried to hit him but his electricity protected him as Alastor appeared not too far away.

“My my! Spying is not a good look on you my friend~” Alastor told him, chuckling a little as Vox got into a fighting stance, getting ready to fight the other demon. “Calm down I’m not here to fight.” Alastor assured, waving a hand at him while fixing his hair and twirling his staff behind his back.

“Bullshit. If you weren’t here to fight then why are you here?!” Vox snapped at Alastor, the air around him starting to heat up nervously. “I’m just here to talk. You know spying isn’t very nice.” Alastor spoke calmly, still keeping the grin on his face.

“Why are you grinning like that asshole! Stop that!” Vox growled, charging at Alastor who attempted to jump back but wasn’t fast enough as Vox grabbed a hold of his sides making a startled crack of microphone feedback go through the air, a small gasp escaping the other overlord as he stumbled away.

“What…was that?” Vox paused, a smirk making its way onto his face. “Ticklish asshat.?” Vox chuckled, standing back up to his full height and advancing as Alastor started backing off, glaring hard at his rival.

“Vox…don’t you dahare..” Alastor warned, holding a hand out as he tried to stop him but that plan was quickly abandoned as he felt his back hit the wall, he turned his head to give the wall a betrayed look like it was the wall’s fault for being there but when he turned back around Vox was right in his face making him flinch back.

He was about to just merge with the shadows to get away but Vox caught on and grabbed his ribs firmly to keep him from leaving, the other demon flinching hard at the contact.

“So….you think it’s soooo funny to just sneak up on me like that huh?” Vox pretty much interrogated Alastor, his face inches from the others in an attempt at intimidation.

“Yeah wehell you’re not much behetter! Don’t think I don’t see you cohonstantly spying on mehe!” Alastor snapped back, unable to keep the nervous giggles out of his voice making Vox chuckle.

“Maybe but an attempted sneak attack is a lot worse than that. So you’ll pay for it. Suffer old-timer.” Vox grinned as his fingers sprang into action, fingers skittering and scribbling in rapid succession over Alastor’s ribs and sides making the other demon double over, face buried in the Tv demon’s shoulder in an attempt to quell his laughter, welp there goes his rep.

“Vohohohox! Thahahahat’s enohohohough!” Alastor whined from Vox’s shoulder, fingers scrabbling at the back of his suit in an attempt to lessen the sensations.

“Hah! How’s it feel you ass!” Vox snapped back with a cheeky grin, switching over to scratching over Alastor’s shoulder blades making the demon crumble, sliding down the wall and tossing his head back in laughter.

“Damn this is really bad huh?” Vox taunted, switching again to scratch over his ribs, noticing that it’s a bit of a bad spot. “Give up and maybe just maybe I’ll let you go.” Vox chuckled, not at all surprised when Alastor flipped him the bird but still acted offended.

“How dare you?!” He gasped in mock-offense, switching to his hips, “Pay the price jerk!” Vox exclaimed, drilling into the bone and laughing when Alastor’s laughter jumped an octave, hand smacking Vox’s back in a way to try to calm himself down.

“Hahaving fun jerk? I noticed you haven’t told me to stop~” Vox teased, grinning wider when his face flushed in embarrassment and high pitched radio static filled the air.

“Give up yet?” Vox snickered, grinning when Alastor shook his head in defiance. “NOHOhohohoho WAHAHAHAY!!” Alastor snapped, refusing to give in even when Vox started targeting one of his worst spots.

“REHEheheheHEleEHEHEASE ME Ahahat OHOhohoNCE!!” Alastor cackled, pounding the ground with a fist, ears twitching as his senses were lit up by Vox’s touches.

“No? Then let’s see if this changes your mind.” Vox told him before surging some electricity into his fingertips, sending small sparks into Alastor’s hips, not enough to hurt but enough to tickle like hell.

Alastor bucked, ducking his head and bursting into hysterical laughter surprising Vox by the level. “VOHOHOHOX!! THAHAHAHAT’S ENOHOHOHOUGH LET ME GOHOHOHO!!” Alastor shrieked, louder radio static filling the air.

“Give up?” Vox spoke, offering the suggestion and grinning widely when he finally nodded, “OKAHAHAHAY FINE YOU WIHIHIHIN I GIHIHIVE I GIHIHIVE!!” Alastor cackled, smacking the ground repeatedly, a sign that he actually did give up.

With a proud grin Vox stopped the electricity from his fingers, slowing them to a stop and climbing off him, watching amused as Alastor’s chest started evening out.

“There goes your reputation.” Vox laughed as Alastor lifted his head and gave him an ice cold glare, the radio static in the air thinning out before disappearing, Alastor himself disappearing among the shadows.

“Hah! I finally won at least.” Vox cheered himself on, standing up and heading back to his desk, turning the camera’s back on and going back to watching Alastor as he sat in his room before noticing the camera and flipping it off making Vox laugh.

I guess there are some battles that can be won.

(This one was okay I’m kinda iffy on it 😭 hope you liked it though!)

#answered #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel tickle #sfw post #sfw tkls #lee!alastor #ler!vox #sfw tkl fic #tickle #tickles

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stressed-and-fluff-obsessed · 3 months ago

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I think my request will be about Lee Lucifer because I really think that Lucifer is a great Lee and he is so cute. Well, Lucifer is a childish personality and very hyperactive. This causes him to disrupt the order in the hotel to some extent. Whether it's dealing with Alastor or everyone else, you know he's just having fun. But this situation may hurt Vaggie and Alastor. Okay, Lucifer doesn't bother much with Vaggie, but even his dealing with Alastor causes a lot of destruction in the hotel and Vaggie is tired of it. They may want to catch him and punish him, but it is hidden from Charlie (because Charlie may be too "merciful" in this regard).

And when Charlie isn't around, the two of them can tickle Lucifer.

Alrighty!

Defense Mechanisms

Summary: Being the hyperactive King he is Lucifer is stirring up trouble in the hotel again, so being the hotel’s protectors Vaggie and Alastor take care of it

CW: Swearing, gets a lil intense at the end 😬

Fic below the cut! 👇

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Finally. A calm day at the hotel. Just Vaggie hanging out in her room with some music playing in the background while she polished her spear. Nothing could take her away from this moment, not stupid Alastor, not annoying Angel not…what was that crash from downstairs?

Vaggie sighed in annoyance, she wanted to stay here and keep tending to her weapon but as the hotel’s protector she had to go see what it was. With a reluctant sigh she stood up and grabbed her half-polished spear and made her way out the door and down the hall.

Arriving in the lobby a few moments later she overlooked the lobby from the top of the staircase but saw nothing? She raised a brow and was about to go downstairs to look around better when Lucifer came flying around the corner, cackling like a gremlin with Alastor hot on his tail.

Vaggie’s eyes widened in alarm and she quickly raced down the stairs and jumped between the two of them, effectively halting them both.

“Okay. Mind telling me what’s going on here?” Vaggie looked at both of them, Alastor watching Lucifer with an expression of exasperation and Lucifer watching Alastor with a grin, hiding behind Vaggie as he did so.

“Well…His Majesty here is being a bit of a nuisance this morning, I am simply keeping him under control. Well, trying to.” Alastor explained and Vaggie looked back at Lucifer behind her who shrank away with a nervous laugh.

“And where are the others?” Vaggie asked the stag, turning her attention back to him and placing her hands on her hips as Alastor pointed to Husk’s bar where Niffty was on top watching with amusement, Angel and Husk were behind the counter trying to stay out of the way and Charlie stood next to the bar counter with an exasperated look on her face.

Vaggie sighed then turned to look at the King behind her. “Your Majesty, what have you been doing all day that would cause them to do that?” She asked him and he stood straight again and straightened his cloak, trying to look as professional as possible after that whole ordeal.

“I was just having a little bit of fun, they’re being dramatic.” Lucifer waved his hand with a scoff, turning back to look at Alastor whose ears bent back a little. “You repeatedly irritated me then ran off laughing when I got mad and tried to wrangle you, you little pest.” Alastor snapped, fixing his hair and twirling his staff behind his back.

“If you’ll excuse me I have some clean up to do a few floors up.” Alastor told the group in the lobby before heading towards and up the large staircase, turning the dark corner and disappearing from sight.

Vaggie looked back at Lucifer who waved at her with a nervous smile, “I technically can’t even be upset with you.” Vaggie sighed, placing two fingers on the bridge of her nose making the King chuckle lightly as the other angel grabbed her spear that she’d placed against the wall and also disappeared up the stairs.

Lucifer let out an audible sigh of relief before wandering over to talk with Charlie, noticing that Angel had come out from the other side of the bar to talk with Husk and Niffty as the cat demon cleaned bottles as he listened to the two ramble.

“Heyyyyy Charlie..” Lucifer dragged out the greeting as he saw Charlie’s expression. “You gotta stop going around and causing trouble in the hotel Dad, it’ll get you in big trouble one of these days.” Charlie told him, scolding the King like a child but he only waved her off.

“It’s fineee Char Char, I’m the King of Hell what’s anyone going to do to me?” He asked her and she raised a brow, folding her arms in front of her chest with a ‘seriously’ type look. “You know what good point.” Lucifer commented and her expression quickly turned confused.

“I didn’t even say anything..” Charlie muttered as she watched her father’s thinking expression. “You didn’t have to.” Lucifer told her, concentrated look never faltering, “..Okay.” Charlie muttered again, facepalming at her dad’s antics.

~*~

What a mess.

Alastor stared irritably at the mess now soaked into the hotel’s floor runners. During Lucifer’s shenanigans Alastor was dusting one of the flower vases on one of the stands in the hallway when Lucifer came in and his task was interrupted causing him to stumble and the vase to get knocked over, water and dirt soaking into the floors as we speak.

So here Alastor was, staring at the floor holding a cloth and bucket of water. “Do you need help?” Vaggie asked, suddenly appearing right next to Alastor making him jump, nearly dropping his supplies.

“Someone’s awfully jumpy.” Vaggie teased the deer, taking the bucket of water from him since he got water in his clothes after the jumpscare, he was currently cleaning the water off his clothes. “Yes well, after a previous jumpscare from the King I suppose that does happen.” Alastor sneered, staring down at the fallen angel and retrieving the bucket from her hands.

“Don’t worry I’m just messing with you.” Vaggie replied with a laugh, walking away and soon returning with a vacuum. “Now what is that supposed to do? It’s soaked into the rug already.” Alastor told her, pointing at the rug for emphasis.

“You idiot it’s to clean up the dirt on top, now get to cleaning before it ruins the rug even more.” Vaggie told him, smacking him over the head in annoyance earning a round of annoyed radio static as the stag bent down to start scrubbing the rug with Vaggie helping.

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“What should I do next?” Lucifer spoke to himself, now back in his room and pondering over a piece of paper and a pen on what he should do next to prank Alastor.

“I don’t think this is a very good idea dad.” Charlie spoke up from one of the walls she was leaning against and Lucifer swung around in his chair and waved her off again.

“It’s fine Charlie! Plus people in the place need to lighten up anyway, they’re always so boring.” He commented, grinning at her now irritated face. “Don’t say that about my friends dad.” Charlie told him, clearly being serious about that matter

“Oh fine but it’s not like I’m wrong.” Lucifer told her, spinning his chair back around and staring at the paper in front of him. “What should I do…” he muttered to himself, trying to think before finally he got it.

He snapped his fingers together in realization, an excited expression forming on his face and he stood up and threw a quick glance at Charlie. “I’ve got it Charlie! I’ll be right back!” Lucifer told her and disappeared from the room before she could get a word out.

“Hehe.” Lucifer chuckled to himself, creeping down the hallway on his way to the main lobby where he knew one of the main trios would be: Angel, Husk and Niffty.

He had a great idea. Place a remote control bug in the foot of one of the corridors to get the little maid away, fake a phone call from Valentino to Angel’s phone to get him away from the bar and play a harmless prank on the cat demon, simple.

So here he was going down the hallway as quietly as he could and when he finally reached the foot of the stairs he hid behind one of the pillars and magicked the remote control bug over to the furthest hall and shot a glance at Niffty to see if she noticed it.

When she didn’t he let out a small whistle and that got her attention, looking around in confusion before her eyes focused on the toy in the hallway. Immediately she pulled her dagger out and ran off to catch it as the remote part of it controlled it to scuttle away.

“One down, one to go.” Lucifer told himself and then looked over to where Angel sat. “Guess Niff found another bug to catch.” Angel commented, watching the little maid run off and taking a swig from a glass of alcohol he was given and leaning up against the bar counter.

“Yep I guess so.” Husk replied, cleaning a previously used shot glass, he was about to say something else when Angel’s phone rang.

The spider demon checked it and audibly groaned, “Ughhh it’s Val, I gotta take this Husk.” Angel told the bartender, reluctantly placing the drink down and walking down a random hallway to take the call.

“Perfect.” The king told himself as the other sighed in content at the now peace and quiet. Well not for long. Lucifer began his scaring prank by pulling a glass cup out of his pocket and chucking it at the nearby wall making it shatter on impact.

Husk’s head immediately snapped to where the glass hit the wall and made a noise of confusion, ear flicking curiously as he walked out from behind his counter, walking over and crouching down to examine the mess.

“Okay now for the next part.” Lucifer audibly monologued, waving his hand in the air and suddenly all the lights in the lobby began flickering violently making Husk snap up, fur standing on end and a nervous growl emitting from his throat.

“Okay whoever’s doin this it ain’t funny you hear? Come on out!” Husk shouted at the ‘ghost’ visibly growing more nervous as the lights suddenly halted all flickering and the room fell dead silent.

Husk was about to turn around and walk back to behind his bar counter when..”BOO!” Lucifer yelled from behind him making the cat demon jump away with a frightened yowl, fur still on end and his wings all puffed up.

Husk caught his breath for a moment after a scare like that as he glanced at Lucifer who was now on the floor laughing and the cat demon huffed out a breath and stood up fully again, straightening his hat and helping the king up.

“Sohohorry Huhusk, couldn’t hehelp mysehelf.” Lucifer giggled and Husk gave him a small smirk. “It’s fine Your Highness, I figured that bug Niffty went after looked fake and it just so happened things started getting weird after Angel got that call from Valentino. Were those your doing?” Husk asked and Lucifer sheepishly rubbed the back of his head.

“Yehep you got me.” He grinned and Husk shook his head in an exasperated way with a smile before walking back to the bar counter.

"Be careful with that Your Highness your pranks although they are harmless might get you in trouble with Charlie." Husk told him as he picked up the glass he was previously cleaning and resumed.

“But as usual Lucifer only waved him off, “I’ll be okay Husk thank you though!” The king called as he started for the staircase again, scaling it and walking down the hall back to his room, Husk watching the whole way.

~*~

“You guys have quite the handful here.” Charlie spoke up as she came down the hall to see Vaggie and Alastor cleaning up what looked like a dirt spill in the carpets.

“Yes well that prank that your father pulled this morning on me resulted in this.” Alastor replied, a little bit of static entering the air at the mention of the incident. “It’s fine Alastor, besides we can’t really do anything he’s the King of Hell.” Vaggie told him, standing up and greeting Charlie before crouching back down to help.

“Do you guys need any help?” Charlie asked them as she got a little closer. “Could you take this to the washer?” Vaggie requested, holding up a dripping wet but mostly clean floor runner and she nodded, taking the runner from the fallen angel and starting down the hallway.

“Hi Mr. Alastor!” Niffty greeted, running down the hallway towards him and Vaggie and holding up the remote control bug she was previously chasing. “Hello Niffty dear.” Alastor greeted back, sitting up straight as she climbed up on his shoulder.

“Look I killed a bug angel lady!” Niffty exclaimed, now referring to Vaggie who chuckled, “I see that, where did you find that one?” She asked the little maid and she grinned before replying, “In the hallway a few halls down, it was fast but I caught it!” Niffty told them before glancing at the still dirty floor runner and scowling.

“Ew what a mess! Go both of you leave! I’m going to clean!” Niffty told Vaggie and Alastor, pulling a broom out of nowhere and shooing them away with it, reluctantly the two left and met Charlie halfway to the lobby.

“Hey guys did you already finish?” Charlie asked them, turning around and falling in step with the both of them. “Nope, Niffty found us and shooed us away, telling us she would take care of the mess.” Vaggie explained and Charlie laughed a little.

“Yep that’s Niffty for you.” She replied, turning to Alastor, “Has my dad been bothering you guys again?” She asked him and he looked down to glance at her. “Thankfully no my dear me and Vaggie here have been in this hallway all afternoon.” Alastor replied and Charlie hummed in thought.

“That’s good but it’s also not like him.” She commented and the two waved off her concern, “It’s okay babe, he’s probably just somewhere else in the hotel planning his next prank or already initiating one.” Vaggie told her, placing a reassuring hand on the princess’ shoulder as they walked.

“Yes there’s nothing to worry about my dear, even if he is around here somewhere causing trouble me and the angel will take care of it.” Alastor remarked making Charlie smile, “Yeah you guys are right I shouldn’t worry.” She smiled as they walked down the hall to the foyer.

~*~

“Hmm, what should I do next..” Lucifer muttered to himself at his desk, spinning a pen between his fingers as he thought, “I could…? No that wouldn’t work..” he thought aloud, thinking for a few moments before he felt something prick him in the back.

“Ow! What the..?” Lucifer spoke in confusion, reaching behind him and pulling out the object and holding it in front of him, a red feather. He looked behind him to see that his wings were out, they must have summoned while he was zoned out.

“Oh well back to..wait. I can use my wings! Going around detaching some of the feathers and randomly poking the others with it, it’s brilliant, it doesn’t hurt anyone and it’s funny!” Lucifer exclaimed, now pleased with himself as he stood and walked to the door, opening it and folding his wings in so he could fit through the door before closing it again.

~*~

“Dealing with him is starting to get a little old.” Alastor grumbled, now juts him and Vaggie again on a sofa in the common room. “It’s fine you grump. Plus it’s the King of Hell it’s not really like you can do anything about it.” Vaggie told him, lightly punching the other in the shoulder in an attempt to get him to lighten up.

“I suppose but it’s still- ow!” Alastor exclaimed suddenly, a startled crack of microphone feedback filling the air as his gaze shot down to where something just stabbed him. “What’s wrong?” Vaggie asked him, a hint on concern in her voice.

“Something stabbed me but there’s no wound, just a jab I presume.” Alastor replied cautiously, turning back to Vaggie. “It’s fine it was probably just a stray dagger from Niffty.” Vaggie reassured the other, gesturing to the little maid on Husk’s counter.

“Yes I suppose that would make sense.” Alastor told her, clearing his throat and straightening his bow tie before fixating his attention back on the conversation they were having.

“And then I told her ‘wait you can’t do that that’s dangerous!’” Vaggie laughed, in the midst of telling a particularly amusing story, “Yes that does sound like her.” Alastor replied, letting out a small chuckle of his own at the story.

“Yeah and then what happened was-!!” Vaggie flinched, feeling a stabbing sensation in her back, “What happened my dear?” Alastor asked her, confused static filling the air.

“Let’s just say I know what you meant when you said you felt a stabbing sensation, I’ve kept my eye on Niffty if wasn’t her.” Vaggie grimaced, rubbing the spot where she got ‘stabbed’.

“What is going on?” Alastor spoke, sounding uncharacteristically lost, “I’m not sure but let’s just go back to talking and see if it happens again.” Vaggie told him, now keeping a sharp eye out for anything of the matter.

They continued talking for about 5 more minutes before…”OW!” Alastor exclaimed again, whipping his head around to see a red feather dart back to the shadows. Alastor’s eyes narrowed in anger as he looked down at the stab point which was bleeding this time.

“You’re bleeding Alastor!” Vaggie exclaimed, standing up briskly, “I am aware my dear, but what I am also aware of is the identity of our silent attacker.” Alastor replied, grin more strained now and a lime green aura filling the air, “Let’s go catch an angel.”

~*~

“Shit shit shit! The stupid Bellhop saw one of my feathers and now knows it’s me!” Lucifer thought as he raced down the halls, “Charlie’s out today so I can’t ask her for help and I already know they’re both on my trail! What do I do?!” Lucifer’s mind raced as he ran.

“I know I’ll just hide in my room! Then I’ll just act like I never knew anything in the first place! Brilliant!” Lucifer grinned as he continued running until he reached his room, swinging open the door and shutting it before walking over to his bed and sitting down at the foot of it to catch his breath.

“You really think you got away that easy?” Vaggie spoke and Lucifer’s head shot up as he just noticed her standing in the shadowy part of his room. He then heard a small click and his gaze snapped to the door that had just locked, it now being held shut by lime green magic.

“Huh-?” Lucifer muttered before his gaze locked on the figure standing by the door, “Sorry Your Highness but we wouldn’t make it that easy, you understand~” Alastor grinned, stepping out of the shadows next to Vaggie to be seen.

“Wait no I d-don’t know what you guys are talking about!” He stuttered, now realizing that he’d been caught, “Do you now? Then how do you explain that?” Vaggie asked him, raising a brow and pointing to the small wound on Alastor’s side.

“Uhh, Niffty?” Lucifer grinned sheepishly, eyes widening a little as Vaggie and Alastor subtlety crept closer. “Get him?” Vaggie glanced at Alastor who grinned, “Get him.”

“Shit.” Lucifer muttered, summoning his wings and trying to escape but Alastor slammed his staff on the ground and the room engulfed in darkness, shadowy tendrils bursting out of the floor and grabbed the other out of the air before he could get away.

“No put me down! I am your King!” Lucifer tried pulling the royalty card but it didn’t work on them, the tendrils only carried him to his bed and set him down, still holding him in place as the other fallen angel and the stag walked up to his bedside.

“So what do we do?” Vaggie asked the other, glancing up at him as he hummed, “Uhh maybe let me go?!” Lucifer tried to interject but he was silenced real quick, “I have an idea. We obviously can’t hurt him correct?” Alastor spoke up, looking down at Vaggie who gave him a ‘really?’ type look.

“Yes obviously.” Vaggie rolled her eyes, “Well I have an idea that is just as effective.” Alastor grinned down at the King who sneered at the other, “Yeah? And what’s that?” Vaggie asked him, watching closely as Alastor’s tendril crept closer to the blonde’s side and jabbing him once and fast causing him to jump and shoot his gaze over to glare at Alastor nervously.

“You wouldn’t.” Lucifer told him, a bead of sweat running down the side of his head, “Oh I most certainly would. Care to help me my dear?” Alastor grinned, looking over at a now grinning Vaggie.

“Absolutely. No offense Your Highness but you’ve been a bit of a nuisance lately.” Vaggie replied, looking at Lucifer who now started to smile nervously. “W-Wait you can’t! I’ll tell Charlie!” He tried bargaining but the other two only laughed.

“Charlie? And what are you going to tell her? We’re keeping you here to be nice, we could very easily go to my radio tower and let all of Hell know just how ticklish their king really is~” Alastor taunted, grinning deviously at Lucifer’s now panicked expression.

“Nohoho…I-I’m gohohood..” Lucifer chuckled nervously, glancing at Vaggie with ‘Help me’ written in his eyes but she only shrugged and climbed up on the bed to sit behind his head.

“Would you like to do the honors my dear?” Alastor asked Vaggie, noticing her excited expression, “Gladly.” Vaggie smirked down at Lucifer who grinned nervously back up at her.

The other fallen angel spread her wings and fluttered them a little before descending the tips to drag along Lucifer’s sides and stomach while her hands came down to squeeze and prod at his ribs.

Immediately he started squirming, face turning a light red as he bit his lip to avoid any laughter from coming out, “What’s the matter Your Highness, what happened to all those snarky comments hmm?” Alastor taunted, standing at the foot of the bed with a grin.

“S-Shuhut the hell uhup!” Lucifer snapped, the wave of laughter getting harder and harder to hold back the longer this went on. “You should help me Al, it’s kinda fun.” Vaggie spoke up, still concentrating on Lucifer’s face that just changed to something more worried as she said that.

“Noho! D-Don’t help heher!” He pleaded, face getting redder the longer he held back, wings starting to lightly flap against the bed as it continued.

“Why I would love to.” Alastor smirked lightly, taking one of his fingers and lightly trailing it down the outside of Lucifer’s thigh, relishing in the way his eyes snapped open and his leg jerked away from the touch.

Alastor grabbed the King’s leg and pulled it back, holding it in place and now using all 5 fingers to lightly skitter along that same place and almost laughing as he nearly got kicked in the face and the other broke, hearty laughter pouring out of him with no hope of being contained.

“Wahahahait! Wahahahait you twohoho plehehehease!” Lucifer pleaded, face now fully red with embarrassment, “Wow, begging already? That was fast~” Vaggie teased, trailing her wing tips towards the King’s lower back making him buck, “Nohohohot thehehehere Vahahaggie plehehease!” He pleaded again and she shrugged, bringing her wings back up to his stomach.

“This one seems to be rather sensitive, what about the other one?” Alastor commented to himself, switching his hands to skitter over the other leg causing the other to kick out again, “Nohohohot thehehehere wahahahait!” Lucifer called, trying to sit up but being restricted by Vaggie and Alastor’s tendrils.

“Not where? Here?” Alastor taunted again, moving his hands to lightly scratch over the backs of his knees making the other grin wider, laughter kicking up a notch at the change in spots.

“Hmm..” Vaggie hummed, noticing that Lucifer was sort of covering his neck, she moved her hands lower to squeeze at his sides and brought her wings higher, fluttering and lightly tracing over his neck and jaw. He immediately scrunched up, laughter turning into more loud but breathy giggles that made her internally aww at him.

“DOHohohOHONT do THAhahahahAHAT!” Lucifer complained, kicking again as Alastor switched legs again. “AHAHA! Ahahalastohohor you AHAhahahaHASS!” Lucifer whined making them both mock-offendedly gasp at his remark.

“That wasn’t very nice!” Vaggie scolded him, unable to keep the large grin off her face though, “Do we forgive him?” Vaggie asked Alastor, glancing up at him.

“Hmm…no.” Alastor replied, grinning widely as they both watched his eyes grow from worried to panicked really quick.

“Why don’t we let the hotel know just how ticklish you really are~” Alastor taunted, watching as Lucifer’s wings fluttered in anticipation and the giddy panic as Alastor’s tendrils rose around them and Vaggie gently grabbed, spread and held Lucifer’s wings in place.

~*~

“AHAHAH!! WAHAHAHAHAIT YOU GUHUHUHUYS IM SOHOHOHORRY PLEHEHEHEASE!!” Lucifer cackled as Alastor’s tendrils gently and somewhat roughly playfully attacked his wings, the feathered appendages beating against the bed as he was forced to lay there and take it.

“Hmm are you though?” Vaggie teased him, but still watching his face closely for any hint or indication of distress or discomfort but all she saw was stubbornness and childlike joy, it made her heart swell seeing her king so happy.

“NOHOHOHO WAHAHAHAY!! DO YOUR WOHOHORST I CAN TAKE IHIHIT!!” Lucifer challenged which only made Alastor grin wider, “Alright then. Challenged accepted Your Highness.” He grinned, “Vaggie dear, a little help?” He asked her, gesturing to her wings and then to Lucifer.

Catching on quickly she spread her wings with a thumbs up, Alastor now noticing that she understood, flicked his hand in the air and suddenly the tendrils moved and went after his back, Vaggie following suit by gently tracing his upper rib/underarm area.

Lucifer arched off the bed with a bark of a laugh before crashing back down and bursting into hysterical cackles. “WAHAHAHAHAIT NOHOHOT WHAHAHAT I MEHEHEHEANT HOHOHOLY SHIHIHIT!!” Lucifer screeched, taking his hand and pounding it against the mattress.

Taking that as the universal sign of ‘I’m done’ the two backed off immediately, laughing at the disheveled mess of a King, “Yohohou okay Your Hihighnehess?” Vaggie snickered, hearing chuckles coming from Alastor as well.

“D-Dohohon’t…laugh at mehehehe…you ahahahasshoholes!” Lucifer breathed out, sitting up and smoothing his hair down, being the King of Hell he recovered rather quickly, breathing regulating to normal and titters dying down.

“That. Was completely and totally unfair.” Lucifer grinned, pointing an accusatory finger at the both of them but they only shrugged. “Hey you had to learn your lesson somehow.” Vaggie grinned, “Oh that is IT! Come here!”

~*~

“You heard that too right? All that laughter? Also what do you think that crash from upstairs was?” Angel asked Husk, leaning against the bar counter and downing the shot the bartender just slid his way.

“Who knows in this hotel. But it was likely His Majesty, Vaggie and Alastor. Charlie went to Cannibal Town and Niffty’s over there.” Husk pointed to the little maid chasing a bug in circles a few feet away.

“Yeah but the laughter?” Angel questioned and Husk smirked to himself, “Well His Majesty has been a bit of a pain in the ass today.” Husk smirked, glancing at Angel.

“Yeah but what does that have to do with- ohhhh.” Angel realized, a small smirk forming on his face. “When do you think Charlie will be back? She’s been gone for a while.” Angel asked, staring at the door.

“I don’t know.” Husk replied, turning around and grabbing a bottle of alcohol right as the door banged open.

“I’m baaaack!” Charlie sang, skipping through the doors and stopping in her tracks as she noticed how quiet the hotel was. “Where are Alastor, Vaggie and my dad?” She asked, walking in some more and stopping at the bar, looking around cluelessly.

Husk and Angel glanced at each other then back at her with a smirk.

“You don’t wanna know.”

(I’m so sorry this took so long to get out I’m not dead don’t worry I am very much alive 😭 I’ve just been burnt out from irl things and have had absolutely no ideas or motivation for this but I finally got it finished and hopefully I’ll be able to get the others out quicker! I hope you enjoyed!)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel tickle #ler!vaggie #ler!alastor #lee!lucifer #sfw post #answered #sfw tkls #sfw tkl fic

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