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TEETSEES ASSEMBLE - 1 MORE SILVER TITKET AVAILABLE
Yes, yes, yes, sweet jesus indeed. Although I don't think jesus would want to do much with what is about to go down 🌶️ 👀
My friend whom I've met during WAD has a spare ✨Silver Titket ✨ to sell to you. Yes, YOU!
YOU'VE BEEN CHOSEN FOR THE INNER CIRCLE OF PHELL (yes, yes, the moistest of the moist out there), and it is here for you!!!)
In less flamboyant words, @dipandpiptit has ONE SPARE SILVER TITKET TO RESELL FOR BERLIN DATE 🖤
Titket is for 🪅Row 4 Seat 3🪅 (Pre-show and VIP Merch), and she would like to sell at an original price but can agree on a DISCOUNT
Since it's a silver one, you not only can take part in their wonderfully dark and inappropriate pre-show Q&A (like that is not reason enough pfff) but you can also hang out and vibe with other fellow teetsies that include:
@dipandpiptit - THE SELLER - The tag queen. Tags like crazy and it's not grafitti but Tumblr teetti (I should be sorry but I'm actually sorta proud). If you think it's lurking behind the OG posts, just ask any fandom related question and you will go into a Boss Fight of a Phub Trivia Quiz
@goldenpinof - me. Your go-to place for the freshest of the tit-pdates. (Jo's words, not mine)
@cardsagainstdnpg - The phournalist and trusted source of phews. Chronically online yet on top of her Sister Daniella's prayers. She'll recite you words spoken by D-teet or P-teet like they're carved on her ribs and serve you the freshest of the Titea
@nickbipanicnelson - A multifandom queen. You think you've got nothing in common, but just give her 2 minutes, and she'll whip out a common fandom language and persons you can both simp over. Respectfully (I hope not)
@baking-phan-in-my-mind - The unhinged one that tries to appear as though she's on top of the content but will speak in 2014 fandom at times. Try to quiz her on the new stuff, and she'll fail miserably but can offer information that is decade-old like it happened yesterday. She'll probably mention her cat more than one time in a way that will make you question whether it's a full sized adult, a toddler, or a brat sibling
📸 COME HANG OUT WITH THE TITQUE, WITH US 📸
Of course, if you don't want to socialise and just want to buy a Silver Titket, we will be respectful and won't be overbearing and/or can leave you alone (I promise they're not keeping me locked away to say this)
help
ANYWAY
Don't wait a minute longer and DM @dipandpiptit or @goldenpinof for your Silver Titshow Experience™. It's only an arm's length away (don't be freaky about that arm length, tho) (although Sister Daniella would beg to differ) (with emphasis on the beg 🥵)
I'll stop now and go back to my corner of shame
(copywriting by @baking-phan-in-my-mind)
#terrible influence#terrible influence tour#dan and phil#dan and phil tour#phan#diptit#resale#post is serious btw
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i never thought we’d get a rogue squadron movie holy shit my boys... wedgie anthill... titshow selkirk... corn homerun
#tbh im worried bc like.#they've announced a LOT#no way these are all gonna be bangers#but i hope they dont suck#i know they probably will but like. GODDAMN IT let me dream#TBD.
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Xenoblade Chronicles 2 characters: a summary
Also known as: Glorified Gatcha
this is mainly a joke but i Mean
Generic Anime Male Protag™
Who Did This To You
She Could Have Looked More Like The Other Aegis For Consistency But They Just Had To Give Her The Boob Window
Obligatory Cat Girl (who’s actually pretty ok)
Actual Cat
Literal Piece Of Hairy Shit.
Oh Honey No You Don’t Deserve Any Of This
(we take a moment to clarify that no other forms of Poppi exist.)
Lady Maria
How To Conflict A Design With The Characters Own Moral Compass (also what happened to your eyes)
Fashion Disaster
His Double Act
Pocket Dragon
Shakespeare Stan
Why Can No One Say His Name
The Girl™
The Guy From Kingdom Hearts
Dumb Hair
I Actually Kind Of Cared For A Bit
Boy Shorts
Obligatory Corrupt Merchant Thing
Legolas and Jedah Fusion
Why Weren’t There Others Like You
Furry
Titshow
It’s Her. Miku Vocaloid.
I Threw Up In My Mouth A Little
anyway
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when ur sleeping i will sneak into ur house and cut off ur new korgert and feed it to eichi titshow
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CAMDEN FRINGE PHOTO OF THE DAY Mojo Company A Tit Show ‘A Tit Show’ is a celebration of tits. It explores the (asexual) functions and imagery of breasts. The three performers will say: This is what I look like. Now f-off and stop sexualising me. Wigs, glitter, and balloons, the piece contains songs, dance, and lots of tits. Like a musical, but without clichés and stereotypes. ( . ) ( . ) Last show 4pm today at Etcetera Theatre #camdenfringe #camdenfringe2015 #etceteratheatre #mojocompany #atitshow #titshow #freethenipple
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I rock see through pretty well for a fatty lez b real hurr. #bigbeautiful #sassyandclassy #titshow #wowineedtofixmyface #justwokeup #onthetoilet
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Christmas party #titshow @namsiee @chloeenoelle17
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Ukrainian feminist organisation Femen regularly protest topless against sex tourism, sexism and other social problems. Here they are protesting at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland against the lack of womens representation at the forum and the dodgy decisions made there.
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