#titsahoy

[fridayfrolicks]

HappyButt and TitsAhoy Everybody! Today is Flexible Friday and it’s just about time for me to release my new video but is you have stretched with lasts week’s video yet check out my bonus stretch which includes PunchYoButt! 😆 Full Episode on YouTube! Thanks for watching! _______________ Location Cred: @americanair @flylaxairport admirals club! _______________ #happybutt #titsahoy #lift #liftyourchest #openyourheart #stretching #yoga #flex #flexible #flexibility #movement #lifestyle #fitness #workout #motivation #attheairport #movesyou #dancer #dancelife #janellburgess #thedanceratplay (at LAX - Los Angeles International Airport)

[belliesandbears]

How do I find you on Grommr?

I'm TitsAhoy on there

[hipsterchronic]

It's pretty rare for all of us to be in the same place outside of bowling—*even* rarer to be at the same birthday party. Welcome to the *do you* decade @arobbie9! #titsahoy 🎳 http://bit.ly/2WDoP6S

[shirleygnome]

Really? You're really going to miss this? It's by donation for fucks sake. @guiltandcompany tonight! Show starts almost now! #gastown #vancouver #live #burlesque #comedy #music #entertainment #chestmas #krampus #titsahoy #santahasafatdick

[sinxnightmare]

Omg haven't laughed like this in awhile.

So I thought one of my Tumblr followers somehow found my AIM. Being the generally social person that I am, decided to talk to her. Little did I know that the AIM user name was just a coincidence and that I didn't know this person at all.

cutiecouture726: hey there

Me: Hello?

cutiecouture726: hi i just got homee a IittIe bit ago juust wanted to say hi ya busy?

Me: Have to leave in half an hour but as of right now, nope just killing time.

cutiecouture726: weIl wanna talk forr a IiI biit im Iike reaIlIy bored and no one's arouund

Me: lol sure, I'm gonna assume you're from Tumblr right?

cutiecouture726: ahh weIlI i just from the gym aIII bathed up and about to gett to werk on here what are ya doin???

Me: Thinking about where I want to eat, lol. I have to leave in an hour.

cutiecouture726: u shouId cumm keep me company for a Iil bit heIp me get warmed up ;) i even havee a free pass Ieft i can Iet you use wanna cum see??

Me: I think I'm alright. I wouldn't want to expend energy right before class!

cutiecouture726: ok i need u to giive me a reaIIy amazing rating so i caan get more passes buut don't worry i'll earn it ;)

Me: It better blow my mind!

cutiecouture726: ight hun thiis is gonna be just mee and u i'm setup through a websiite to keep away stupid IittIe aim troIIs that want to record me you ready????

Me: Never slippin, steady dippin.

cutiecouture726: k just go to http://tinyurl.com/myprivatecamspace and eiither cIick on enter privatee chat in the middIe oor the join free Iink aat the top of the page either onee wiII work see?

Me: OMG THIS IS EPIC. IM GETTING MINDFUCKED AS WE SPEAK.

cutiecouture726: good now just makke your username and you'II be alIl set. ya wiII need to verify your agee but u wiIl NOT get charged anything and it'II even say it on the page see itt??

Me: Already signed up, how do I verify my age? My username is: Titsahoy.

cutiecouture726: ok cooI then juust makee a username and they'II emaiI ya your password after ya do and theen we can get started its sooo simple

Me: Is it cool if I change my password to "b4cont1ts"?

cutiecouture726: after u gett your password jusst come baack sign in and u can start teIIing me what ya waant me to do i can't wait!!

Me: Be careful, I'm kind of a go-getter. I might make you do some crazy stuff. Like inverse differentials or turning binary into hexadecimals.

cutiecouture726: huurry up babe i'm gettin IoneIy waiting here and i do not want to Iose the invite hurrrryyyyy!!

Me: I WANNA SEE DEM TITTAYS!!!

Best conversation ever.