#titoli di coda

[i-mmaginando]

Non ti porto più al cinema, mi sarei aspettato qualcosa quando ti ho detto: - il film è noioso, chiudi gli occhi

Ma come? Sono stata a giocherellare con i pop corn che tenevi tra le gambe da quando li ho chiusi, titoli di coda compresi!!!

Non erano i miei!!!

[parodia di una vignetta trovata in rete]

[persa-tra-i-miei-pensieri]

Wish ⭐

Siamo tutti composti dalla stessa "cosa": siamo tutti stelle! Perché ognuno di noi ha un desiderio, un sogno nel cuore che è parte del suo essere e lo fa risplendere ✨

Ogni stella brilla per guidarmi

Darò ascolto a quel che mi dirà

Sapere cosa c'è ad aspettarmi

Sarà per me un'opportunità

Un sogno splende in me

Qualche cosa in più per noi se c'è

Un sogno splende in me

Qualchе cosa in più per noi se c'è

Magia ovunque!!

Io amo le stanze nei film e cartoni dove ci sono librerie, ampolle per pozioni magiche e mappe stellari e in questo film c'erano tutte queste cose 📚🪐⚗️✨

Impazzisco per i tantissimi easter eggs presenti in questo film Disney!! Un vero capolavoro di elogio a tutta la storia della Disney e quindi al suo centenario... a dir poco FANTASTICO!

E gli easter eggs sono davvero ovunque dall'inizio alla fine ma proprio alla fine del film, compresi i titoli di coda e la scena post-credit 🥹

Il mio carissimo Jim del pianeta del tesoro nei titoli di coda formato dalle stelle insieme a tantissimi altri personaggi ✨

[cercamiinunsogno]

Arrivi ai titoli di coda senza nemmeno che ne parli più e questa bellissima storia tutta un tratto non la senti più

Arrivi ai titoli di coda

e te ne accorgi quando a letto non

non c’è più quella strana cosa che ti fa dire non mi alzo più

E vorresti andare via e fuggire dal mondo bellissimo che aveva illuso noi

[chi-va-piano-arriva-dopo]

“Gli avvenimenti memorabili non sono solo quelli che ci hanno dato gioia, sono anche quelli che ci hanno umiliato e ferito, e pure le umiliazioni e le ferite hanno diritto a parole adeguate. Non c’è fine peggiore di una qualsiasi relazione (a partire dall’amicizia) di quella che si accompagna a frasi sciatte, ottuse, in cui si sedimentano anni d’invidie inespresse e a volte addirittura ignote a chi le prova, finché non gli escono di bocca. Le parole che ricordiamo, quelle che ci hanno fatto male, soprattutto, sono la nostra letteratura individuale. Isolano i momenti in cui abbiamo perso qualcosa per sempre. Per questo non le confidiamo mai a nessuno.

― Diego De Silva, “I titoli di coda di una vita insieme”.

[der-papero]

Finalmente, dopo tanto tribolare, sono riuscito ad avere la mia CIE, con la quale ho potuto accedere al sito dell'INPS, per verificare cosa ne sarà dei 10 anni buttati in Italia a dare soldi a Salvini per fare quel cazzo di ponte.

Risultato, mi spetta una pensione di 990 euro lordi, che potrò ritirare solo dal 1o novembre 2049.

L'unica conclusione deducibile da questi dati è che siccome devo sopportare il mio capo per altri 26 anni tanto vale che me lo sposo e mi faccio mettere a carico, vaffancul.

[howdyboh]

E si finisce in ANTICIPOOO ,prima volta dopo quanti anni

[omarfor-orchestra]

Raga lo sapete che la canzone che hanno messo sotto la scena dell'addio non esiste. Non avevano soldi per pagare la SIAE hanno chiesto a Lea di cantare a caso non lo so

[gotaholeinmysoull]

la scorsa settimana abbiamo guardato il primo Avengers, ma dato che quando guardiamo film/serie sul letto puntualmente poi finiamo per fare cose zozze o mi addormento, ne sono riuscita a guardare solo mezz'ora tipo

quindi ora me lo rivedo perché è uno dei miei film prefe della marvel e mi sento in colpa a non averlo seguito

[stilouniverse]

Due romanzi sull'amore coniugale: uno scoppia, l'altro resiste.

Diego De Silva I titoli di coda di una vita insieme Fosco e Alice si sono amati tanto. E tra poco, senza sapere bene perché, si diranno addio. Per questo, nel vortice di parole piú o meno giuste o piú o meno sbagliate, abbracci notturni, porte sbattute, avvocati nuovi di zecca e antiche recriminazioni, decidono di raccontare la loro storia a modo loro. Con ostinazione, dolore e persino ironia:…

[ffantasmi]

Ho appena scoperto che abbiamo presentato Io Capitano alla lista per gli Oscar, questo paese si merita di fallire

[dreamingkitsunewrites]

🖤Needy! CHOSO at the Cinema 🎥

A/N: hey there I'm back! It's finally here... Here's the winner of the survey to all of my Choso's girlies!😏 Sorry it took sooo long:( The other Nanami's works (❤️‍🔥Colleague! Nanami series and 🎧 When I was your Man oneshot will be published soon- please bear with me 😅). As usual, comments and opinions are appreciated. Hope you'll like it.-KAT🦊

TAGLIST: @lemonlimecrystal-blog @lordbelkamort @viviennevianna

(Shout out to my dearest readers ❤️) (Bridgerton me enters the chat 😅)

⚠️Smut/Nsfw/inappropriate content ahead (MDNI); possible mistakes/bad language

Summary : fluffy/needy boyfriend Choso at the cinema.

You and Choso have been dating for a while now and you could have never imagined such a sweet person as Choso could exist… he makes you feel special every single day and he enjoys spending time with you above anything else in the world.

One thing about Choso is that he enjoys watching movies… you can say this has become his favourite hobby since he started figuring human habits out…

Since the beginning of your relationship, your typical perfect Saturday dates consisted in staying in, curled up on the couch or in his bed, watching movies and cuddling for the whole afternoon.

Choso always starts holding you in his arms right at the beginning of the film,with your head laying on his chest and your feet entwined…but nine times out of ten, you two somehow manage to toss and shift until you end up in the same starting position…except that as the (titoli di coda) appear on the screen, it was always Choso the one looking up to you with puppy eyes while laying on your chest! He likes to cuddle you while the scenes develop in front of you: his hands instinctively roam along your skin, mindlessly caressing every inch with reverence… his hands always find their way under your shirt, tracing your spine softly, caressing your stomach so gently…and typically, it doesn't take long for him to give in to the temptation of your perky tits, usually freed from the constriction of your bra in those moments of intimacy … he simply can't take his hands to himself when it comes to your boobies, his favourite part of your body: the first time it happened, you two were alone in his room, watching one of his favourite classics, Back to the Future, and his cold hands slowly made their upwards to your chest under your shirt, making you whimper at the sudden cold feeling. You looked at him with a soft smile, but ended up chuckling amused by his feigned nonchalance, betrayed by the subtle bobbing of his Adam’s apple. He was afraid you wouldn't appreciate his touch, he feared it was too early, after all you two had been dating for barely weeks back then…but still he couldn't help it, the sight of your perked nipples showing under the soft fabric of the oversized shirt you borrowed from him made his hands twitch in anticipation…as you caught him he suddenly stopped, blushing and murmuring an excuse while avoiding your eyes, but you took his face in your hands and encouraged him to carry on with his caresses, assuring him that it completely ok for you, he was your boyfriend now and that's what boyfriends do sometimes…his eyes lit up with the familiar spark of cuteness and devotion you have learned to recognize and from that moment on, that cute intimate gesture of him has become an unmissable part of your cosy Saturday afternoons.

At times, Yuji joins you both, adding tons of snacks and cheerful comments to your comfy dates…even on those occasions, Choso struggles to keep his hands in place, resulting in him blushing noticeably behind you on the couch, while shyly giving a soft squeeze to your boobs, hidden under the shield of the blankets. You always giggled at his reaction, fluttered by the way your boyfriend’s love language always included his innocent obsession for your chest.

...

This afternoon though, Yuji came up with a slightly different idea: he suggested the three of you, along with Megumi, Nobara, Todo and Ino should go to the cinema, way too excited for the brand new comedy everyone talked about…

You and Choso accepted the invitation and now, after a long stop at the snacks bar outside the movie hall, you sit next to each other, holding hands while sharing a bucket of popcorn.

The lights go down and the movie begins: the movie is very entertaining and you end up laughing at the comic scenes in front of you, along with Yuji and the others. Choso keeps on holding your hand and observes the way your eyes light up with a spark of amusement he still notices in the darkness of the hall. His gaze lingers on the curve of your stretched neck, as you tilt your head back slightly in amusement… he finds this sight of you irresistible and he can't resist pulling you closer to him anymore: his hand let go of yours for a second and find its way to your waist, encouraging you to shift closer to him and to sit on his lap, with a warm smile, reverend smile. You silently peck his lips in return and feel his arms circling your waist in a tender gesture, before you could shift your attention back to the movie.

There is something about this situation that makes him feel tingly: you two have already been to the cinema before, but this time it feels different…now that he has you all for himself sitting on his lap, he can't contain his need for Pda anymore. Choso feels so cuddly and needy of your attention that he definitely can't stop looking at you, his beautiful girlfriend, with a lost-puppy-eyed expression.

Choso notices how attentive you look while following the movie’s sequences in front of you and he tries his best not to disturb you, leaning back in his chair and attempting to emulate your attention towards the movie but in vain. He tries forcing his eyes on the big screen, he really does, but his resolve crumbles everytime the soft lights of the projection cast shadows on your beautiful profile, enhancing your delicate features: at this point, Choso’s gaze starts flickering in your direction every now and then, stealing sweet glances at your smiley face and landing on the side silhouette of your breasts, faintly lit by the fair light in the midst of the intimate darkness.

He swallows hard, his mouth suddenly feeling dry as his eyes linger on your chest. He can feel the heat rising in his face from both embarrassment and desire.

He swallows hard while his grip on the armrest tightens…he knows he should behave but the sight of your perky boobs and the memory of the soft flesh under his touch is too much for him to bear…

So, as the movie plays on, Choso's hands begin to move, almost unconsciously, slipping under your tank top. You are taken aback by the sudden intrusion of his hands under your shirt and you whimper slightly. His touch is gentle as usual, but you can feel a hint trembling trepidation in the way his fingers glid slowly over your skin, tracing light circles and exploring the smoothness of your stomach and back.

You turn to him and smile softly at his red-cheeked expression: He tries his best to keep a stoic expression, his eyes still fixed on the movie screen, but his breath hitches slightly, and his heart rate quickens as he continues to caress your skin beneath your shirt.

He leans in closer as if seeking more contact, his breath hot and ragged against the side of your neck, the movie long forgotten, as his touch grows more and more daring: his fingers start grazing along the edge of your bra. His heart is racing, the desire growing undeniable, and he leans in closer, his lips brushing against the side of your neck.

“Baby… you feel so good under my hands, your skin is so soft…” he murmurs shyly against your neck.

“Oh Cho…you are so sweet” you giggle “but we’re at the cinema right now…someone might see you” you scold him playfully, placing a hand on his wandering one.

“I know baby and I'm so sorry ....but you look so beautiful now…how can I be so lucky to have you all for myself?” He says softly and leaves an open-mouthed kiss at the base of your neck. “Please let me touch you…I need that” he looks at you with those puppy eyes and your heart melts… “ok…seems like someone's cuddly today…”

He blushes as you kiss his forehead and lean closer to him, giving him better access to your body. His hands continued to explore, one sliding up along your spine, sending another shiver down your back as he traced the edge of your bra again. You whimper as you feel his hands cupping your breasts through the fabric of your bra, his touch almost desperate as his hands trace its lace …you try to concentrate on the film but it gets so damn difficult with him fidgeting with the edge of your underwear.

“Cho…what are you doing?” You distractedly whisper to him, completely engrossed in the movie as you are. He leans in even closer, his body now fully pressed against yours, his breath coming in ragged gasps against your ear as his hands grow bolder, more insistent in their touch. He stops for a second, fighting his urges to feel your bare breasts in his hands, but his hands quickly move again, carefully slipping beneath the lace of your bra,his fingertips grazing your soft skin as he palmed the swell of your mounds. Feeling the warmth radiating from them, Choso have to bite his lip to stifle a moan.

He whimpers softly as he fondles your bare breasts, rolling the sensitive peaks between his fingers over and over again. You feel heat in between your thighs as he pinches and tugs desperately, sending shivers down your spine. But Choso continues to knead and tease your nipples, his own arousal growing more insistent with each touch. You shift in your seat and you stiffen when you feel his hips grinding subtly against your thigh, his erection straining against the fabric of your clothes. You turn to face him and let out a moaned whisper: “Cho?”

"Mmm, I’m sorry,yn..but your boobies are perfect…I can't stop thinking about your nipples, how hard they get under my touch…and now…” he stops and blushes deeply “I need you so badly…I’ve been hard for half of the movie but I didn't want to disturb you…you seemed so caught up by the plot" he breathes against your ear, his warm breath sending shivers down your spine. “But I can't take it anymore now…it's so hard it hurts” he admits shyly, grinding his hips insistently against you to make you feel his aching needy cock. “Please…can we leave for a sec…I swear it won't take long…I feel like I am already about to explode but I need your help…now…please…” he lets out a strangled groan when his cock brushes against the fabric of your skirt. You feel powerful right now, amazed by the power you have on your pretty boyfriend, all needy and wrapped around your fingers. You decide to tease him a little more.

“Poor Cho…you’ve been this hard for all of this time?” You place a hand on his crotch and he whimpers like a boy at the touch, nodding his head while biting his lower lip. “Please…can we go to the bathroom?”

You smile softly at him and nod. Without hesitation, he stands up abruptly, nearly knocking over the popcorn bucket in his haste to enjoy of your consent. Choso grabs your wrist, yanking you up and leading you towards the exit, almost stumbling over the dimly-lit treads of the hall.

Once inside, you enter a lavatory and lock the door behind you. His breath is ragged and he just stands in front of you whispering embarrassed words of apology. He looks so cute, all flushed and needy, with his big bulge straining in his pants.

You place your index on his lips, shushing him: “ No need to apologize baby, that movie is not even half as entertaining as seeing you like this…now shut up and let me take care of you…tell me what you need and I’ll give it to you” you encourage him, looking straight into his eyes. Your hands find their way under his shirt now, caressing his toned abdomen and heading downwards, tracing his V-line with feathers like touches. He tilts his head back under his touch, lleaning against the bathroom door, and lets out a shaky sigh: “I’ll accept…ngh…Whatever you’re willing to give me… your hands, your mouth…just please… let me cum…I can’t hold back anymore…I need to feel you” he sounds desperate right now, as you free his throbbing shaft from the constraint of his pants. It springs out, long and thick, already leaking a copious amount of pre-cum from the swollen pink tip.

You look up to him through your eyelashes, giving him a Bambi-like innocent look: “Want me to get on my knees for you and suck you off, baby? Would you like that?” Choso's eyes widen at the suggestion, melting in front of your sweet eyes as he lets out another deep, shaky exhale. "Oh god, yes... Please, Yn. I need your pretty mouth wrapped around me so badly… Please” His pupils are now dilated with lust, while he lets out desperate pleas.

You drop on your knees in front of him, taking his big cock deep inside your mouth without warning. “Fuck yes, YN!" Choso moaned loudly, practically panting with need. You burst out in a spontaneous laugh against his tip, tickling it and sending waves of pleasure throughout his whole being. He has to hold on to the doorknob at the sensation not to cum all over your face right here and there.

“We have to be quiet,Cho…people are just outside this door, anyone could walk in on us at any moment…will you be quiet for me,baby?”

He blushes even more deeply, and you wonder if this is the most flustered state you have ever seen your boyfriend in: "I promise I'll be quiet. For you, I'll do anything. Please don't tease…or I won't hold back…I’m about to explode on your face…ahh baby…Imma cum all over your beautiful face...I wish I could see you all covered in my cum…but I don't wanna ruin your makeup" he whispers, his voice husky with need, "I’m about to make a mess… please continue” his hips jerks forward, burning his cock inside your mouth and deepthroating you, pushing his long shaft deep down your throat. You gag slightly at the sensation, and tears form at the corner of your eyes, but you endure it and soon adjust to the constricting feeling.

“Sorry, baby…” he lets out a strangled apology while desperately buckling his hips back and forth, the thrill of finally feeling his realise approaching blinding his senses, he rocks his hips uncontrollably fast into your mouth, letting the door behind him creek at every thrust “ I know it's a lot to take…but your mouth is so warm…so welcoming…ohhh…I’m going to cum… ohhh..your lips…fuck…you take me so well…I can't hold back…I need to fuck your mouth so bad…” even in the midst of his chase for lust, he is still the sweet boyfriend he is: his hands cups your cheeks gently as he starts to thrust more forcefully, hitting the back of your throat with each stroke. Pre-cum leaks from his tip, dripping down your chin and adding to the slickness already coating your lips and tongue.

"Sorry I’m making such a mess…ohhhh I can't help it... You turn me sooo on… promise I’ll clean you up after…” he murmurs breathlessly, his balls drawing up tight against his body. "I'm getting close... don't stop, please." You clench your lips around his tip, sucking hard and swirling your tongue around him, obtaining a series of muffled little moans.

Choso's thrusts become erratic as he nears the edge, his cock pulsing in your mouth. With a final, guttural moan, he comes undone, spilling a wave of his hot seed down your throat in thick, creamy ropes. "Fuck, YN! Yes! Swallow it all please!" he cries out, his body shuddering with the intensity of his orgasm.

As he comes down from his high, he looks down at you with a satisfied, loving gaze. “Thank you so much…you were amazing…sorry if my control slipped…” he says softly, blushing and caressing your cheeks while you still caress his finally softening cock…he helps you stand up and kisses you sweetly, tasting the the salty lingers of his cum on your tongue. “ You swallowed it all…” he exclaimed, staring at your lips in awe. “Couldn't waste a drop of it…you looked so hot” you smirk at him and he feels his cock twitch in his pants once again

“As soon as the movie’s over I’ll take you home and take care of you too…I’ll eat you out for good and I’ll make sure you cum as hard as I did now” he rushes a trail of promises to you and you can read it in his eyes: in this moment, he would you the whole world. You peck his lips smiling. “Let’s get out of here first…before the others notice we’ve disappeared” you take his hand in yours and make your way out of the bathroom.

Indeed,the movie has already ended and Yuji and the others are already chatting at the gates: “Oh, here you are where have you been?” You are greeted by Yuji’s clueless smile and Choso feels a midst of embarrassment and arousal at his innocent remark. “the guys and I were thinking before: what about grabbing dinner together?” You are about to answer but you are cut off by an unusually excited Choso: “Sorry little bro, YN and I already have an…appointment…to attend…we are already in a rush by the way… see you tomorrow and enjoying your evening, guys!” He rushes an excuse before dragging you out the building. You laugh into the cool evening air …you were up for a long night!

My 🔥 JJK MATERIALIST 🔥 here

[ilfascinodelvago]

L'amore è discreto nel morire, non si lamenta e non fa scenate, non c'informa quando si ammala. Siamo noi a risponderne, e tutto quello che gli capita è colpa nostra.

Diego De Silva, I titoli di coda di una vita insieme

[instabileatrofia]

Titoli di coda

I.S.A.

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Do not remove the captions pls.

[tettine]

Comunque se vi capita di non sapere cosa fare: andate a vedere One Life al cinema. È meraviglioso, io ho pianto tanto ed alla fine è stato bellissimo perché tutta la sala è rimasta ferma a riflettere mentre i titoli di coda scorrevano e nonostante le luci accese le persone non si sono alzate perché mancava la forza

[benzedrina]

Ieri ho visto l'odio al cinema. Scena finale, 2 screen di titoli di coda, luci, silenzio. Se ci penso continua a farmi male quel silenzio.

Ieri ci siamo fatti un caffè insieme. Non volevo andare alle 17 al cinema, non volevo seguire un inutile seminario alle 16:30, tu eri libera e ci siamo visti. Siamo rimasti in questo bar fino a che non sono andato al cinema alle 19. Come dici tu "a parlare con te mi sento capita". A una certa è uscito fuori l'elefante del farcela da soli e stavi per piangere, invece ti sei messa gli occhiali da sole e mi hai chiesto di cambiare argomento. Poi la sera mi hai mandato un vocale in cui rimuginavi su questo machismo del non piangere di fronte a me e sei scoppiata a piangere. Io nel mentre giocavo a worms online.

Capire le persone è stressante, o lo faccio con intuito oppure lo vedo come un argomento da studiare e non mi va. Supportare è anch'esso stressante specie se penso che stai sbagliando. Te lo dico, mi dici che vuoi supporto e rispondo che non sono un cane. Alla terza volta che me lo fai notare, non commento più la scelta, la osservo da lontano.

Sopporto poco chi mi chiede "a che serve?" con quel tono negativo. Leggi i tarocchi, "a che serve?". Apri la newsletter, "a che serve?". Compri 2 vinili, "a che serve?". Ma vaffanculo.

Nel presente che viviamo (o almeno è una mia percezione) personalizziamo e romanticizziamo tutti fino a rendere ogni cosa una narrazione del sé. Nota dolente è che ci scordiamo la collettività. E senza collettività siamo isole.

[multiverseofseries]

Venom: un cinecomic fuori tempo massimo

Venom: il film con Tom Hardy sembra provenire da un altro decennio; un'occasione sprecata per un personaggio Marvel che avrebbe meritato di più.

Venom: una scena del film

Ed è un peccato. Perché l'idea di creare un nuovo franchise parallelo a quello di Spider-Man e tutto dedicato ad un "supereroe" così atipico poteva essere un'idea affascinante, soprattutto una volta individuato come protagonista una superstar del calibro di Tom Hardy. Ma al film di Ruben Fleischer manca davvero tutto: in Venom non ci sono sequenze d'azione degne di questo nome, manca completamente il tono epico che spesso accompagna questo genere cinematografico e non vi è traccia di sorprese o colpi di scena nella trama. State pur certi che nel giro di pochi minuti vi sarete fatti un'idea fin troppo precisa di tutta la storia di Eddie Brock, dettagli inclusi. E che non ci sarà nulla in grado di sorprendervi nei 90 minuti successivi. Se non, appunto, la breve durata della pellicola, che arriva a 112 minuti soltanto grazie a dei titoli di coda e due scene post credits particolarmente lunghe. Molto altro del girato del film è rimasto in sala montaggio e, a detta dello stesso Hardy, lo stesso vale per le scene migliori di tutto il film. Visto il risultato finale, non facciamo fatica a credergli.

Venom: Tom Hardy e Michelle Williams in un momento del film

Trama prevedibile, cast sprecato, regia svogliata: ma è davvero un cinecomic del 2018?

Venom: Michelle Williams in una scena del film

Possibile davvero che questo Venom risulti così datato e sbagliato a causa dei troppi tagli? O si tratta di un film già sbagliato in partenza? La domanda è legittima perché altrimenti nel cast di Venom davvero non si riuscirebbe a spiegare la presenza di un'altra star quale Michelle Williams, a cui spetta un personaggio femminile talmente imbarazzante. Almeno Tom Hardy si diverte nel destreggiarsi in un ruolo che è fondamentalmente comico, in alcuni momenti quasi al limite dello slapstick, ma comunque molto lontano da quello che oggi, fortunatamente, il sottogenere dei cinecomic è in grado di offrire. Dimentichiamoci pure il senso del tragico dei moderni supereroi filmici, mettiamo da parte la spavalderia sexy ed istrionica dei vari Iron Man o Doctor Strange, e godiamoci invece un attore che smette i soliti panni del duro per accogliere quelli un po' goffi e per nulla eroici di Eddie Brock. O almeno godiamoci per modo di dire, visto che il (pessimo) doppiaggio/adattamento italiano del film infierisce anche sull'unico elemento che sarebbe potuto essere positivo.

Venom: Tom Hardy affronta gli avversari in un scena

Ma anche Tom Hardy al suo meglio non può comunque salvare questo Venom. Perché non può nulla davanti al problema degli ironici dialoghi tra il protagonista e il simbionte alieno che troppo spesso finiscono con l'essere al limite del ridicolo. Si sorride ogni tanto, certo, ma è il tono dell'intero film ad essere sbagliato. Così come sbagliata è la scelta di rendere per tutti un film che la natura stessa del personaggio avrebbe avuto bisogno di un maggiore coraggio e di un po' di sangue in più. Per non parlare poi delle motivazioni dell'antagonista umano e della pessima, e terribilmente datata, scelta di inserire un nemico che è semplicemente una versione più cattiva e grossa del "supereroe" in questione. Si trattava di una scelta errata anche nei migliori film del Marvel Cinematic Universe, figuriamoci in un film come questo dove anche solo la CGI non è assolutamente all'altezza delle produzioni più blasonate.

Venom: Tom Hardy e Riz Ahmed in una scena del film

Il problema più serio di Venom rimane però la poca personalità dietro la macchina da presa e la carenza di un qualsivoglia senso nella sceneggiatura: si tratta di una nuova origin story, certo, ma a quale scopo? Cosa dovrebbe rappresentare il personaggio di Venom così come l'abbiamo visto nel vasto e difficile panorama dei cinecomic attuale? Quale sarebbe la ventata di novità che porta? Perché, anche senza andare a scomodare gli altri film della Marvel/Disney chiaramente di tutt'altro livello anche produttivo, come può questo film pensare di poter competere con prodotti quali Deadpool o Logan? In Venom non c'è nulla del coraggio, dell'irriverenza o anche solo dell'epica che la Fox è riuscita, a fatica e dopo lungo tempo, ad estrapolare dai personaggi Marvel, ma solo la volontà di sfruttare un nome che, da solo, può portare in sala i fan del fumetto e di una star del cinema. Eppure, i precedenti Spider-Man insegnano, ormai tutto questo non basta. Alla fine della nostra recensione ci sentiamo di scrivere che Venom è un film nato male e realizzato anche peggio: probabile che ce ne dimenticheremo tutti presto, oppure, nella "migliore" delle ipotesi, finiremo con il deriderlo e richiamarlo alla memoria tra i peggiori cinecomic di sempre o come esempio di ciò che non dovrebbe mai essere un film di supereroi. Vecchio.