#tinypenises

[stillwithhernothim]

#Repost @project1460orless ・・・ DAY FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-THREE: Today, stop me if you’ve heard this one, there was another mass shooting. At, you’ll never guess, another school. Carried out by, wait for it, another white, President Shithole supporting Nazi. Who was then taken, can you believe it, alive. Wash, rinse, repeat. Again and again and again. Over and over and over. And of course. The GOP has spent the past several decades doing nothing but (well, aside from crashing the economy a couple of times and just generally being shitty, awful people who are even more shitty and more awful when it comes to governing) fanning the flames of paranoia and fear and hatred and manipulating undereducated, easily befuddled and confused and generally small penised and/or impotent (I’m guessing about those last bits about their penises, though I’d wager an outrageous amount of money on it being the case) racist white idiots into thinking that if they don’t own a machine gun some brown person is going to break into their trailer and take their... stuffed possum? Or that maybe some day they’ll have to fight the... 700 billion dollar a year U. S. Military? I... I don’t even fucking know. I don’t even know how to write about this shit anymore. Though, luckily, President Shithole filled that void by tweeting out that this shooting “looked bad”. As apposed to looking fucking fantastic, I guess, and by which I’m pretty sure he meant that it “looked bad” for him, personally, in that it was, yet again, not a Muslim or person of color or boogey-man gang member that had murdered a bunch of people. But yet again some fucking white kid. And yeah, until the NRA is effectively a thing of the past, we’re just fucked. They’re just utterly and completely insane. Probably because of their small, non-functioning, at least from a sexual standpoint, penises. Just a hunch. Though, again, oh my god would I bet the farm on it. #project1460orless #trump #fucktrump #resist #theresistance #notmypresident #impeachtrump #presidentshithole #fucktheNRA #santafeshooting #gunreformnow #momsdemandaction #everytownforgunsafety #tinypenises

[ravenclaw-deathbat-blog]

How I spend my 2am

Wifey: handfuls of Penis is like… two

Me: unless they're finger dicks

Wifey: ....

Me: like *holds up pinky*

Wifey: oh. still, they have a thickness. then they'd be four

Wifey: which would still equate to 2 real dicks and are we seriously considering this?

Me: It's 2am, what else are we gonna do?