#tinderellas

[areyouafraidofdating]

TGIF happy Friday friends!!!

[hcneyflower]

Officially been too long since I last got laid.

[andrewrnease]

What you think you mean if you're one of the girls (or I suppose guys probably do it too) who put this on their Tinder profile: 'I'm delightfully quirky and you'll be pleasantly surprised if you date me.'

What it's saying to me: 'you may THINK I'm mature and interesting and sophisticated, but I'm actually incredibly basic, and you'll realize too late that you've made a fairly serious mistake.'

[bongjuiceconcentrate]

update on this dude probably the final one but genuinely what is in my pheromones that causes this psychopath behavior like u can’t find not one other girl who wants to suck ur peener and get stepped on??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[pduthiedraws]

Humans are absurd. - #moderndayfairytale #tinderella #weliveinasimulation #dating #flirting #comic #webcomic #illustration #drawing https://www.instagram.com/p/CoVx3K4SWuO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kat-lady]

Made a new Tinder account for the first time in 8 years, just for fun lol. Now I see why I didn’t have it 🤣 the pickins be mighty slim 🙃🚮🗑 #ashotandamiss #dechets #poubellepartout #tinderella #tinderistrash 😂 (at Tinderella) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmFDLBvPmmQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[nomilkinmyteaplease]

Dating profile pics of the Terror/Erebus crew:

Francis Crozier - Holding a bottle of whiskey in every photo, with a caption “This is not gin”, promising the date a trip to the Platypus Pond, lots of room for your stuff in his wardrobe if needed.

Graham Gore- pics flexing biceps in the gym, "My eyes are as deep as the ocean..."

Cornelius Hickey - fake profile photo, lists jobs in places that don’t exist, “fluent in sarcasm”. 

Solomon Tozer - pics holding some big fish, pics doing some reps in the gym, pics mysteriously gazing into the horizon on a hill, “Looking for my Tinderella”.

Harry Goodsir - posing with a freshly finished Croquembouche tower, a tray of baklava and some macaroons, he can bake! Doesn't like monkeys.

Edward Little - Lots of pictures of him with a dog, “I wear socks that match”.

Henry Collins- Same as above, but with photos of cats.

Sir John- profile uploaded by his wife: "You can take him!"

William Pilkington - All photos have him with (the same) group of bros, so not really sure what he looks like

John Irving - lots of holiday snaps in front of Notre Dame de Paris, Sacre Cœur, Sagrada Familia, the Vatican, looking up towards La Pietà, you get the vibe.

Stephen Stanley - empty profile with a blurry photo, hoped it would help him achieve mysterious vibes.

George Hodgson- “loves reading, music and traveling”.

Thomas Jopson- lots of pics with family, pics of him volunteering, shame about the one where he hunts for hawks.

Tommy Armitage- a black and white photo melancholically walking around Irish landscape, “No hookups”

Henry Le Vestonte- a pic holding a beer in a pub, winking, "Only hookups".

Alexander Macdonald, recently turned vegan, will tell you all about it, puts 🍆 🍑 💦 in the bio thinking it means that he washes his homegrown fruit and veg

For the prompt Gin for the Fronk 227th bday nonsense

[herzgestolper]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Spread the self-love <33

Thank you Fra <3 This one took me a while… mostly because I have forgotten most things I wrote for that advent calendar back in 2017.  It was quite a nice stroll down memory lane:’D Also most of these are in desperate need of re-editing haha, maybe one day. Anyway:

Tinderella - This one is just dumb and was so much fun to write and one of the very few stories where Courfeyrac gets to be happy.. <3 Also this one is inspired by this absolute banger of a song, which gets stuck in my head almost weekly.

The Beloved To His Poet - Again this one is just fun, a bit corny, very dumb - maybe I just relate a bit too much to Courf in this one? Because same my man, I would also flirt like this - inappropriate use of One Direction included. 

Solar Eclipse - Oh this one, this one was personal. Probably the most personal thing I have ever written. But I can safely say, rereading this for the first time after seven (wtf?) years, it still hurts like it did when I was writing it. :) This was probably one of the worst installments of me just hurting Courfeyrac, like it’s my job. 

Red Velvet Cake - This one was so much fun! I had no idea about the Great British Bake Off before I started it and Idk putting Enjolras of all people  into a silly game show was great. Cavity-inducing silliness. 

June 7th - It’s not finished yet, but eh it gets a special place for dragging me back into fic writing hell after a 5 year break. Obviously I am back on my “hurting Jehan and Courfeyrac as much as humanly possible” agenda with this one. I had the idea out of nowhere in October last year, wrote a paragraph into a google doc and then did not touch that until idk march or april It’s a fave, because this one feels like coming home to the fandom.

[1nn32dem0n5]

midsummer night love

bring drunk in new york is nothing like being drunk anywhere else in the world or at least in the country hemingway called paris a movable feast but i dont think hemingway did lines with a dazzling tinderella in the lower east side at 3 am on a balmy friday night

[crazinesswithjoshy]

Disney Princess

I remember layin awake having woke wet dreams

Then i woke up got used to the realities of life see

Maturity is about giving up on your childish dream

It took me awhile to grow i grow slow

Used to talk about it but didn't realize how far commitment can go

My father used to brag about sleepin wit 10s and then and an O

A mosagonistic shadow im not peter pan i cant fly low

The higher you are the smaller the shadow below

So let me get like dumbo off this bruce banner and go hulk

Or should i say herc cause i got titans to slay

Attacking with 17 heads was the hydras mistake

My brain getting sharper a cut above

Like a Golden thread in the hands of the fates

But woman seem to be in controle of my fate

I fall for any sleepin beauty on my most troubled of days

Looking for a Pocahontas but settlin for tinderella dates

Lookin dopey gettin told to go far far away

My hanging mirror was shattered at a young age

So im not incline to any form of commitment

But then i met my caribian princesses

Not saying shes a black pearl but im a frog shes my princess

Whats that mean? Means when i kiss it

My sails are open and im lifted

I wont mufasa on her Were incredible Were gifted

Im her big hero six shes my number one

Adds up to being holy like a sword in a stone

We make magic and im still just an apprentice

She raised me from under the sea of depression

She helped me turn myself inside out and untangle my woes

So im not lost looking for nemo

No i can look to a brighter tomorrow and write a chapter that's never been told

Now back to my laughin hyenas

Like Ka youre just snakes in the grass

Not takin the time to perfect your craft

So im simba here to clean up the after math

If it went over your head let me take a step back

I killed scar and khan so you better step back

You couldn't think conscious with Aladdin's lamp

Im attackin you with Disney cause yous a lady and a tramp

And i heard you be milirockin with snow white

Tryin to wreck it like Ralf with ms moana tonight

Better be Brave when she regrets you trying to slide

You're Ponocio she sees thru those lies

She got to leave at 4 but by 10 shes already seen 10 'I'm different' guys

You want to be her Zues but wont treat her like Hera

Youre more Jafar to Jasmine that not fair huh

Maybe she isnt a damsel in distress

So sweet words wont lift her dress

She takes care of herself she gets down to business

Shes a beauty don't be beast less you ready to ask for forgiveness

Don't be stupid and get frozen when she tells you no

Be like the song just let it go

Let it go let it go you'll be amazed how far you'll go once you let your ego go

While your at it ill tell you how you can fly like mary poppins

It starts with puttin down the mary and pill poppin

Expanding your mind is gravy

But at experiment 6 2 6 it get crazy

So if youre doin it to run from yourself

Youre just around the river bend to a better self

Im talking about self help

And having a woman that doesn't measure your wealth

So dont Scrooge on love

Cause tarzan was the wealthiest one

[bytyron]

Nilgün Yerli - Tinderella Theatertour

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[riylcast]

Episode 627: MS Harkness

A deeply personal meditation on life, art and surviving capitalism, Time Under Tension further establishes MS Harkness as a formative voice in auto-bio comics.

The book – her first for Fantagraphics – follows the Uncivilized Books titles, Tinderella and Desperate Pleasures.

Harkness joins us to discuss her work, weightlifting and teaching comics.

[bongjuiceconcentrate]

i keep subjecting my tinderellas to croaker lore against their will. yesterday i made my date watch all 47 slides of the cum slideshow

[jodievdw]

Three dudes, a drag king and a nonbinary disaster walk into a bar...

Rockhampton comedy news! So stoked to be supporting Anna Brennan, her drag alter-ego Bruce Highway, Shayne Hunter, Kody Maverick and Max Leishman at the Berserker Tavern on Wed Dec 6:

Catch the cream of the QLD comedy scene with this December's Christmas Comedy Gala. The perfect 18+ night out to celebrate the silly season.

Bring your workmates, your mum...whoever. There'll be drinks flowing, jokes cracking and a grown-up version of the 12 Days of Christmas song. 

Three male comedians and a drag king walk into a bar....what happens? Come along and find out. 

Headliner Shayne Hunter has been crushing onstage for over a decade. In 2010 he was selected for the prestigious Melbourne International Comedy Festival Comedy Zone. He has toured every capital city in Australia, plus South East Asia, Malaysia, Singapore, Myanmar and Thailand as part of Magners International Comedy Festival. In 2020 Shayne started producing his own original, wild and fast paced show Crowd Control, where eight comedians compete against each other to see who can do the funniest crowd interaction. This birthed Shayne's reputation as one of the best crowd work comedians on the circuit.

Check Shayne out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G36UuNXOrw

Host Anna Brennan and her Drag King alter ego Bruce Hwy have been telling their raw and anecdotal brand of storytelling onstage for ten years. Anna has produced and performed at hundreds of comedy shows; including a ten performance run of her solo show Tinderella at this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

"She's supremely likeable, with a flair for the physically comic flourish. When she's in full flight Brennan is a wonder to behold." Kate Mulqueen- ARTShub. 

Bruce Hwy is on a mission to smash negative bogan stereotypes. He's the loose yet lovable mate we've all got, and feel the need to warn our posh friends about. Bruce Hwy hit the standup scene in April this year and has just launched his debut parody song Marshamallows in the Fire:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AyCuOY6Uxs

Kody Maverick is a fresh, friendly face on the comedy circuit who had the privilege of performing at this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival. He was raised by a single mum and will be your sister's new favourite comic in no time. 

Max Leishman is an emerging talent who gets away with a lot onstage because audience's can't help but like him. He came runner-up in the 2022 Sunshine Coast Comedy Festival's Laughable competition and is definitely one to watch.