#timeline clash

[ask-elliot-doorman-fam]

A familiar ship descends slowly on the ground. The door opens, and four figures fly out, towards the sanctuary.

Terra...are you sure this is the way?

YES YES YES!! IT'S THIS WAY!

Terra, you are going to cause a scene!

Ugh...Mom do I have to come wi-

Yes. Now come on, your sister's going to leave you in the dust.

You recognize those voices anywhere

(Yeay!)

Tera and V are out on patrol together when those familiar voices hit her ears, her tail begins to wag against her will and she spins around- looking for them.

"That sounded like Uzi... what's she doing out here?" V asked, confused, resting a hand on her hip.

"It's Terra's family! Remember I told you another version of of Mom and Dad crashed here? They're back!"

V blinked, "I genuinely thought you were drunk when you told me that."

"No! Well... at least not that time..."

She shouts in their direction. "Over Here!"

[drcarrionproductions]

Can we normalize plague doctors again? Please?

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[chiprewington]

There comes times where other toons break in, assume Perry's being held captive, and attempt to fight the big bad Chainsaw Consultant in order to "free" em. In the event of this, Perry usually portholes away back to the playground, and at first would wait until the following day to come back.

Eventually, this turned into coming back in once the coast was clear and there was no longer any revving behind closed doors.

When that first happened, eir efforts to offer help- extending a gloved hand to clean off the smears of frosting, or just help tidy the office, ey were immediately met with the sole command to leave.

No eye contact was made.

Ey complied.

It'll be better, tomorrow.

[zuzu-draws]

"Absolute Strength.. and the Loneliness that accompanies it...

...The one who tried teaching you about love is..."

[wolfsbanesparks]

Chapter 5 is up y'all!

Come see Billy and Joane at the Gotham Gazette! Featuring Vicki Vale!

[luuxxart]

db anon cont. sorry if that last ask sounded weird i just love dragon ball so much. honestly the way you draw children especially kind of reminds me of the og dragon ball artstyle like kid goku and krillin and etc, which is very charming to me. i hope you're enjoying it!

UWAUAAU THANK YOU! I’m not sure if you mean the way I draw persona kids or the sonic fankids bc I can confirm I have sonic fankids that are based 100% on gohan, trunks, and goten,,,

[kyliafanfiction]

I will never understand the 'Coil is simulating timelines' interpretation of his powers that people have (that Coil himself actually wonders about) because it fundamentally makes no sense. Even though Wildbow claims that's the official version.

Coil doesn't simulate the possible outcomes of a choice in the future and then pick the choice and do it. He makes the choice and runs both options simultaneously in real time and then picks the outcome he prefers.

If he's choosing between A and B, he doesn't, before picking, simulate if A or B is the better choice for him. He does both A and B, sees how they play out, at the same time, and then collapses whichever timeline he doesn't like.

It can't be a simulation of both or 'the other choice' or whatever, because once he collapses a timeline, the remaining one becomes the sole reality.

People seem to think simulation makes... more sense? I guess? But we're talking about the Wormverse here. Shards are absolute fucking BULLSHIT.

Wildbow's attempt to make this more... coherent, is the claim that one Coil picks a timeline, his body 'autopilots' him into doing his chosen outcome, but that sure doesn't fucking seem to be how his interlude is written. Nor does that make any sense with the power as described in canon and text.

I don't know why Wildbow chose this more convoluted path to how Coil's power works. He explicitly created Shards to be broken and nonsensical in the nightmare level insane shit they can do sometimes, and somehow parallel timelines is a step too far?

[cumulus-catto]

back at it again with this shit

[wheezethecheeze]

!!!DO NOT TAG THIS AS A SHIP!!!

remembered the end poem. made a thing with failsafe and weasel

[ask-elliot-doorman-fam]

Tera lurches forward, trying to catch her on the way down but she's too hurt to move that fast. Immediately, Tera thrusts her oil canteen into the closest adults hand-which happened to be the Terra's Uzi. "Here I-I can wait."

Kiara rushes over to the ten year old, feeling her temperature... hot- too hot.

*a little drone girl is in front of you. She has purple eye lights with silver shoulder length hair. She has a black knee length dress with fur cuffs. She has a female disassembly drone body but smaller and more gray. Do you approach her?*

(is it okay if I interact with one of my NUzi kids here? I just see others do stuff with the gang and I wanted to try :3, if it's not then just let me know on my other ask 🙂)

"Uh... hey kid. You lost or something...?"

The look of this child caught her a little off gaurd, dissasembly drones were exclusive to her family and she'd never seen them before. But a kid was a kid, they had to have parents somewhere. And said parents were probably worried sick.

(It's fine!)

[shurikenfox]

I’m all eyes. I mean ears. I mea

[cruel-hiraeth]

what if i were crazy enough to post the unsent letter that i write to gojo post jjk canon that is an attempt to reconcile my (mostly negative) personal feelings abt him with the (mostly positive) impact he had on yuuji

[darcymercurialisunofficial]

please rank the hotness of all the women in the royal court against a theoretical butch kane

A theoretical butch Kane? Well, why not. Though, dear anon, I will say that I believe that objectively, order of hotness here should probably most closely follow the order of those who are closest to the throne. The natural order, if you will.

So, as requested:

1.Princess Cassandane - As the wife of Prince Cyrus III and future Queen of Nesus, it’s only polite to put her first.

2.Lady Austra Lunares - Second in line to the throne, and I respect MILFs.

3.Selene Lunares - Incredible conversationalist, genuinely pleasant to be around, we have similar tastes in media.

4.Mona Lunares - Frankly she could spit on me and I’d say thank you. Church of Siderum DNI.

5.Drea Martis - Incredible skill with a knife, muscles that suggest she could throw me like a sack of potatoes, and she’s not annoying to be around? Sign me up (theoretically, as she’s married).

6.Jada Martis - I don’t see much of her these days, but again: MILFs >>>>. Her fatal flaw is l*king Castor Martis.

7.Theoretical Butch Kane - I need you to understand. They would be leagues above real, non-butch, cisgender male Kane, but I doubt the xenophobia or inability to control their volume would be gone. How unfortunate :( Though being slammed against the wall by the throat via Theoretical Butch Kane, again, would be much of an improvement compared to being thrown around by regular plain cisboy Kane.

[xfand0mfr34kx]

AU concept designs and speamaster as a normal(?) cat

[zahri-melitor]

Yeah no I'm still not cool with the pet situation. A character's pet is for the animal's life, not for [one emotional scene].

Titus makes sense. There have been several generations of Ace the Bat-Hound over the decades. There was at least one when Dick was Robin. There's another when Tim is a young Robin, back in Knightfall era (he hid out in the tunnels with Harold while JPV was Azbats!)

Bruce, trying to win Damian's affection and teach him how to connect and bond with others, to give him a responsibility and someone who will love him unconditionally, getting Damian a dog? Makes 100% sense. He clearly thinks kids should have a dog, they're set up to have a dog, they're familiar with having a dog, particularly large working breeds that protect the property.

And Tomasi & Gleason use Titus several times, in several different comics in the run, for emotional beats.

Alfred the Cat exists entirely for the emotional beat of Alfred giving Damian a cat that swipes at him, then Damian in the next comic 'winning' the cat's affection while feeding him and playing with him, showing as a character the cat (and by parallel Damian) has changed in his time at the Manor. I get the comparison. It's cute, but I don't see the point in doing this immediately before killing Damian, particularly when Titus, who was established earlier, is right there in the scene and doing...nothing.

A similar moment of Damian appearing like a child playing with his puppy and looking innocent could have occurred, and it would feel less like Damian's affection is hoarding and transitive - he can only care about his latest animal, the earlier ones are present but forgotten in the glee for more and newer pets.

Batcow is completely superfluous beyond being a visual joke. Nothing about her holds up in any way.

"Sure, you can keep the cow," says Bruce through his gritted teeth, because he wants his son to like him and not run back to Talia. Despite that being a plot point well established as not likely to happen, as we've been over it before during Reborn and Damian rejected Talia and the League of Assassins, and we're at the start of a story where Damian's going to choose to go to his mother to save Gotham while the rest of the family are desperately trying to protect him from having to face her, because they're worried she'll kill him/end the world.

"Sure, we can have a cow living in the Cave. It's not like we know any farmers with superstrength and flight who could take a meat-raised cow off our hands and care for it in better circumstances, who you could still visit occasionally."