#timeline clash

[ask-elliot-doorman-fam]

A familiar ship descends slowly on the ground. The door opens, and four figures fly out, towards the sanctuary.

Terra...are you sure this is the way?

YES YES YES!! IT'S THIS WAY!

Terra, you are going to cause a scene!

Ugh...Mom do I have to come wi-

Yes. Now come on, your sister's going to leave you in the dust.

You recognize those voices anywhere

(Yeay!)

Tera and V are out on patrol together when those familiar voices hit her ears, her tail begins to wag against her will and she spins around- looking for them.

"That sounded like Uzi... what's she doing out here?" V asked, confused, resting a hand on her hip.

"It's Terra's family! Remember I told you another version of of Mom and Dad crashed here? They're back!"

V blinked, "I genuinely thought you were drunk when you told me that."

"No! Well... at least not that time..."

She shouts in their direction. "Over Here!"

[wolfesona]

LORE SPOILERS FOR TIMELINE CLASH PT 2

Mod notes are in Green

For @ask-elliot-doorman-fam Timeline clash RP

Shuriken's solver form...

So the story about how Shuriken got his wicked solver form? Surprisingly it's not from Uzi, though she and N did help.

Of course we all know that Uzi has the solver while N just has a base program of the solver, hence his need for oil, animalistic attitude, etc. So they passed it down, on to Shuriken and Terra. Though Shuriken has a more "volatile" version of the solver (aka more suitable for the Absolute Solver to enter the host's mind). While Terra just has the regular base program.

But here is where things get interesting... ( sorry for all the J fans out there TwT):

When Shuriken was only a wee little six year old, he wanted to explore outside. But because Terra was a newborn, Uzi nor N could go so Shuriken snuck out ( classic Doorman sneaking out). He explored to the corpse spire, and he was scared by the dead bodies (as a normal six year old is?). But a voice inside his head was telling him to go inside, that it will keep him safe. This voice is the AS (Absolute Solver), preying on Shuriken's curiosity. And because he was a kid, he trusted the AS to keep him safe.

Wrong move. As it turns out, the AS was luring the boy to J, who has gone insane after her fall in the EP8 battle. Since J worked with the AS, in my AU they came up with a backup plan before the aforementioned battle to use if Cyn were to have her heart taken out (which obviously she did). So J and the AS created a virus for the next potential host if the drone who got captured by was suitable enough (which Shuriken was).

And so Shuriken got attacked by J, with J implanting the virus in his chest, infecting him with the AS completely. He haphazardly flies away to a nearby cave and basically has a seizure as the AS begins manifesting in his mind.

As he is writhing and screaming in pain on the floor, the former other hosts of the Solver are dumped in his head as voices, such as Doll, Yeva, Cyn, and Tessa ( though Tessa wasn't a host, her spirit got trapped in the AS metaverse, a universe where the AS controls everything).

After the pain settles down, He hears from the AS that it can help him use his newfound powers and become a god, but Shuriken refused (bro you lured him into a trap and now you want to take over??). Instead, he makes a deal with the AS to only possess and use his body at night so no one gets hurt ( in theory...). So, the AS reluctantly agrees to his terms.

After ten minutes Uzi flies in worried sick, searching for her son for hours and finds a now exhausted and almost knocked out Shuriken. She is extremely worried, checking out all the bloody wounds and scratch marks on his body, wondering who did this to him. Then she sees the solver symbol flicker on his visor, giving her the impression that he inherited her curse. Uzi breaks down, crying in the cave, hugging her now AS- infected son blaming herself for "giving him" the AS and for not finding him sooner.

Uzi carries her son home, and N learns about the incident. He also blames himself for not being there for Shuriken when he needed him most, wondering "what kind of a dad does that make me?".

Shuriken wakes up to his crying mother and father, and feels guilty for everything that happened. So he tells them that it's not their fault, and he should have never snuck out in the first place. (then they have a big hug fest to bury yet another trauma.)

And so ten years go by without an incident. Shuriken starts high school with good grades, but his is a loner like Uzi ( there is just something off about him I guess. DW he has friends tho), and somehow lands Lizzy and Thad's daughter, Brianna as his girlfriend. He gets into his "angsty teen phase" and gets into music ( EDM loverr).

But recently the AS grew stronger. His changing body, teenage hormones ( lol, how can drones have hormones? whaat?), and his past trauma is giving him a weaker resolve on who he is as a person. So the AS takes it's chance to possess him more, but so far only when there are dead bodies or spilled oil from a wound.

And that's where we are at right now. Feel free to comment!

[drcarrionproductions]

Can we normalize plague doctors again? Please?

[zuzu-draws]

"Absolute Strength.. and the Loneliness that accompanies it...

...The one who tried teaching you about love is..."

[chiprewington]

There comes times where other toons break in, assume Perry's being held captive, and attempt to fight the big bad Chainsaw Consultant in order to "free" em. In the event of this, Perry usually portholes away back to the playground, and at first would wait until the following day to come back.

Eventually, this turned into coming back in once the coast was clear and there was no longer any revving behind closed doors.

When that first happened, eir efforts to offer help- extending a gloved hand to clean off the smears of frosting, or just help tidy the office, ey were immediately met with the sole command to leave.

No eye contact was made.

Ey complied.

It'll be better, tomorrow.

[cumulus-catto]

back at it again with this shit

[kyliafanfiction]

I will never understand the 'Coil is simulating timelines' interpretation of his powers that people have (that Coil himself actually wonders about) because it fundamentally makes no sense. Even though Wildbow claims that's the official version.

Coil doesn't simulate the possible outcomes of a choice in the future and then pick the choice and do it. He makes the choice and runs both options simultaneously in real time and then picks the outcome he prefers.

If he's choosing between A and B, he doesn't, before picking, simulate if A or B is the better choice for him. He does both A and B, sees how they play out, at the same time, and then collapses whichever timeline he doesn't like.

It can't be a simulation of both or 'the other choice' or whatever, because once he collapses a timeline, the remaining one becomes the sole reality.

People seem to think simulation makes... more sense? I guess? But we're talking about the Wormverse here. Shards are absolute fucking BULLSHIT.

Wildbow's attempt to make this more... coherent, is the claim that one Coil picks a timeline, his body 'autopilots' him into doing his chosen outcome, but that sure doesn't fucking seem to be how his interlude is written. Nor does that make any sense with the power as described in canon and text.

I don't know why Wildbow chose this more convoluted path to how Coil's power works. He explicitly created Shards to be broken and nonsensical in the nightmare level insane shit they can do sometimes, and somehow parallel timelines is a step too far?

[cruel-hiraeth]

what if i were crazy enough to post the unsent letter that i write to gojo post jjk canon that is an attempt to reconcile my (mostly negative) personal feelings abt him with the (mostly positive) impact he had on yuuji

[luuxxart]

db anon cont. sorry if that last ask sounded weird i just love dragon ball so much. honestly the way you draw children especially kind of reminds me of the og dragon ball artstyle like kid goku and krillin and etc, which is very charming to me. i hope you're enjoying it!

UWAUAAU THANK YOU! I’m not sure if you mean the way I draw persona kids or the sonic fankids bc I can confirm I have sonic fankids that are based 100% on gohan, trunks, and goten,,,

[darcymercurialisunofficial]

please rank the hotness of all the women in the royal court against a theoretical butch kane

A theoretical butch Kane? Well, why not. Though, dear anon, I will say that I believe that objectively, order of hotness here should probably most closely follow the order of those who are closest to the throne. The natural order, if you will.

So, as requested:

1.Princess Cassandane - As the wife of Prince Cyrus III and future Queen of Nesus, it’s only polite to put her first.

2.Lady Austra Lunares - Second in line to the throne, and I respect MILFs.

3.Selene Lunares - Incredible conversationalist, genuinely pleasant to be around, we have similar tastes in media.

4.Mona Lunares - Frankly she could spit on me and I’d say thank you. Church of Siderum DNI.

5.Drea Martis - Incredible skill with a knife, muscles that suggest she could throw me like a sack of potatoes, and she’s not annoying to be around? Sign me up (theoretically, as she’s married).

6.Jada Martis - I don’t see much of her these days, but again: MILFs >>>>. Her fatal flaw is l*king Castor Martis.

7.Theoretical Butch Kane - I need you to understand. They would be leagues above real, non-butch, cisgender male Kane, but I doubt the xenophobia or inability to control their volume would be gone. How unfortunate :( Though being slammed against the wall by the throat via Theoretical Butch Kane, again, would be much of an improvement compared to being thrown around by regular plain cisboy Kane.

[ask-elliot-doorman-fam]

Tera lurches forward, trying to catch her on the way down but she's too hurt to move that fast. Immediately, Tera thrusts her oil canteen into the closest adults hand-which happened to be the Terra's Uzi. "Here I-I can wait."

Kiara rushes over to the ten year old, feeling her temperature... hot- too hot.

*a little drone girl is in front of you. She has purple eye lights with silver shoulder length hair. She has a black knee length dress with fur cuffs. She has a female disassembly drone body but smaller and more gray. Do you approach her?*

(is it okay if I interact with one of my NUzi kids here? I just see others do stuff with the gang and I wanted to try :3, if it's not then just let me know on my other ask 🙂)

"Uh... hey kid. You lost or something...?"

The look of this child caught her a little off gaurd, dissasembly drones were exclusive to her family and she'd never seen them before. But a kid was a kid, they had to have parents somewhere. And said parents were probably worried sick.

(It's fine!)

[wolfesona]

New Ask Blog!

Yo guys, gals, and other pals that follow me!

I made an ask blog for my AU, the Next Gen AU! It's the one with Terra, Shuriken, and the others!

I may or may not write a fanfiction about their story.

Here it is: @shurikensgang

It's still in the works, so it's appearance isn't the best but let me cook.

[rioblitzle]

i guess im not too involved in the zelda fandom cause seeing a post about rabid totk defenders is wild to me. from my perspective people were singing that game's praises for 2 months total before it fell to the "popular game bad actually" criticism wave and i don't think i've seen anyone say positive things about totk since then lmfao

[sleepy-bear-tm]

They're so pretty man wtf

[xfand0mfr34kx]

AU concept designs and speamaster as a normal(?) cat

[zahri-melitor]

Yeah no I'm still not cool with the pet situation. A character's pet is for the animal's life, not for [one emotional scene].

Titus makes sense. There have been several generations of Ace the Bat-Hound over the decades. There was at least one when Dick was Robin. There's another when Tim is a young Robin, back in Knightfall era (he hid out in the tunnels with Harold while JPV was Azbats!)

Bruce, trying to win Damian's affection and teach him how to connect and bond with others, to give him a responsibility and someone who will love him unconditionally, getting Damian a dog? Makes 100% sense. He clearly thinks kids should have a dog, they're set up to have a dog, they're familiar with having a dog, particularly large working breeds that protect the property.

And Tomasi & Gleason use Titus several times, in several different comics in the run, for emotional beats.

Alfred the Cat exists entirely for the emotional beat of Alfred giving Damian a cat that swipes at him, then Damian in the next comic 'winning' the cat's affection while feeding him and playing with him, showing as a character the cat (and by parallel Damian) has changed in his time at the Manor. I get the comparison. It's cute, but I don't see the point in doing this immediately before killing Damian, particularly when Titus, who was established earlier, is right there in the scene and doing...nothing.

A similar moment of Damian appearing like a child playing with his puppy and looking innocent could have occurred, and it would feel less like Damian's affection is hoarding and transitive - he can only care about his latest animal, the earlier ones are present but forgotten in the glee for more and newer pets.

Batcow is completely superfluous beyond being a visual joke. Nothing about her holds up in any way.

"Sure, you can keep the cow," says Bruce through his gritted teeth, because he wants his son to like him and not run back to Talia. Despite that being a plot point well established as not likely to happen, as we've been over it before during Reborn and Damian rejected Talia and the League of Assassins, and we're at the start of a story where Damian's going to choose to go to his mother to save Gotham while the rest of the family are desperately trying to protect him from having to face her, because they're worried she'll kill him/end the world.

"Sure, we can have a cow living in the Cave. It's not like we know any farmers with superstrength and flight who could take a meat-raised cow off our hands and care for it in better circumstances, who you could still visit occasionally."