#time to make the stans go brr

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

Just wanna say that I despise Cyprus as a person. If he started stalking me I’d change jobs and countries and get a restraining order against him. I hate you for making him (I’m kidding) and I hate that I read his story even though I can’t stand him. He gets worse and worse the more I learn. This transphobe can catch these hands.

Oh yea this dirtbag absolutely can catch your hands, he is a boxer and a terrifying one that is. I created him to be someone who talks big and has the fighting credentials to match it 🔥

THere must be an anti Yves and Blanche, hence Cyprus is created 💔like yin and yang, they balance each other outs

naw im just kidding i actually made Cyprus because i was kinda craving for some clout at the time, but my soft yanderes that i like writing about kept flopping and i couldn't get as much notes as i did when i reached my peak in like 2022 ish,

so i tried another approach: literally, trend hopping,, Cyprus is a literal trend and a tiktok thirst trap genre

so cyprus is actually an amalgamation of like common Yandere traits that blew up in tumblr, like what seem to make a yan 'smexy' and super desirable, like a sexual predator but hot and mean. I fr didn't like this mans and it was damn hard not to make him 100% an unlikable edgelord but i try to get that balance, to push myself out of my comfort zone in writing

and it did worked, the proof is that now in this new generation of CKB ocs, Cyprus is my most popular oc and there are a lot of yalls simping for him in my asks like slobbering on his knob type

so i decided to fuck with him and like curse him with really crappy traits like homophobia and transphobia, ykno to try and direct traffic to Yves and his Yandere line (blanche, Leveret, Monty)

but also to see if i can tread the line of making him as divisive as possible, like yea a vocal lot of yall hate him for being a shitty man now, but i KNOW there are a good handful of you guys who still would slob on his knob, i monitor my asks 🫣🫣and i seem to summon a bunch of "i can fix him" readers too

but i remember about this one anon who said "cyprus is the type of man we all love in theory but avoid so hard irl thats why we dickride him on this blog so bad , escapism go brr" and i guess that's pretty much why he's so popular and even if i make him so crappy, there are still people who would beat on his meat

but anyways moral of the story, STAN YVES INSTEAD

[iznsfw]

I was honestly surprised that you are a big fan of Taeyeon and Irene. I think you've always been interested in them since they have been on your 'idols that you write' list for a long time. Though you never mentioned them on your blog until recently.

From my perspective, it's like seeing you flipping a switch. I saw your posts which made me realize, "Oh IZ is DOWN BAD for both of them".

When did you start following/stanning Taeyeon and Irene?

What was the breaking point that pushed you to write Taeyeon and subsequently Irene? (Photos, performances, songs, fancams, etc.)

Yes, I'm a super big fan of them, I'm a bigger fan of them than using "XD" (rooted from my cringe Facebook days back in 2011), which says a lot.

You're right about me being at least interested in them back them. They're both insanely pretty and so happen to be mommy bunny leaders, too, which is probably what drew me to them. And look at them being my top two and three now! (Gaeul, I'm sorry please dont be bad to me tonight)

Taeyeon

I heard her song "Fine" and adored how pretty her voice and face are. She's one of the best vocalists in the industry and no, i won't fight you about it we all know it's true

I watched a few of her videos and she's so blunt and straight to the point that it made me have fantasies of her being a dom.

(So basically my whole writer deal ahhaha)

She's a switch for sure but she's on the dommy side and could be a little harsh, which is why I wrote Feels Like Heaven, Feels Like Hell. It didn't get as many notes than I expected but I loved writing it, so it doesn't sting much.

As for her character in the Dulce Periculum universe, I wrote it after seeing her in *those* glasses and seeing a random video on my timeline of a compilation of Eunbi saying "mom" and her talking about being shy to talk to Taeyeon at the salon. My thoughts ran wild and there it is lol.

Irene

I found out about Irene after that iconic video of her having a sixth sense and saving a picture frame for dropping. I thought that was really cool.

I fell in love took a liking to Irene after watching this video:

https://youtu.be/vP2JRvncjfY

At one point she was the prettiest woman in the world to me. Still is. I love how she's quiet but really funny if she chooses to be, and has a caring soul.

Also, she doesn't take anybody's shit and I aspire to be like that.

I wrote her because mommy makes my brain go brr. That's it. I love Bae Joohyun, so that means everyone should love her, too.

[comeback-from-the-dead]

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To many freaking links I know idk I feel like my brain is itchy if I didn't make a link for my things

an annoying Bisexual /18/ any pronounce (call me whatever you want it's fine idc really) /rant and complain alot, I am a self-taught artist I use my phone and fingers to draw digital so it's a bit wonky...papansin minsan

I am a girl or boy sometimes an alien

I have special interests in history (ancient civilizations, Prehistoric stuff, Philippines history: (Spanish colonial period) etc.)

I really like David Lynch and Guillermo del Toro and their films/shows and I watch all of the things they have directed and read and watch a lot of stuff about them/ related to them you can ask me about that if you want

I watched a lot of shows, films, Documentaries or Whatever Videos I find interesting...also I love listening to music

brain rotting | Multifandom | comics/films/shows/games/manga/anime

I am obsessed with the Scarlet Witch....(films, comics, cartoon... anything about her...),

If I follow you it's because I like the stuff you post and I like the same stuff as you,..not really want to list all the stuff that I like.. it's a lot

You can talk to me about true crime in my side blog idk..I like reading, listening, watching and knowing stuff and documentaries about the cases ( I don't "Stan")

Also have weird obsession with Squids and Octopus or anything that have tentacles...I like other Deep sea animals too

Too lazy and anxious to answer ask/DMS sometimes and will probably answer it 2 weeks or months later or probably will forget about it...sorry

I like a lot of characters but NEVER romantically more like... finding a stray cat and petting it type of thing??Hyperfixation goes brr

I am not normal about jujutsu kaisen

I am kinda corny maybe a bit cringe...

my English is not very good

I don't like arguing with people so please if I post something you don't like just block me

I don't "stan" celebrities or any real people if my fav fictional characters is played by someone "problematic" i don't care because idgaf about who they are or what they do,I only care bout my silly guys who happens to share the same face as them...and I pirate most of the stuff I watch and read...because I am poor as fuck, I Occasionally reblog gif set and pics of Actors, movies and character that I like...so please stop sending 'ask' ..

Sorry for yapping too much but I don't get why people cares so much about Celebrities or famous people...most of them don't really gaf about you and it's weird when people got angry when their 'fav' celeb didn't do what they want or agree with what they believe.. I hate people that treat celebs like fictional characters that they can make Headcanons...most of them are going to just disappoint you Anyway so why do you care so much about them? Why do you keep defending them? Liking them it's fine but defending and talking about them like they gave birth to you it's weird and creepy especially if the celeb is clearly a horrible person ...ehhh I know you don't care what I think...but god I hate 'celebrity' "stans" so much...they make me wanna throw myself of a moving fast vehicle.. like losing your mind over fictional characters is normal and understandable... at least...but god I hate celebrity dick riders so much...I hate celebrity haters too that make it their entire personality too...like idc if you hate that person don't bother me because I like a character they play... sometimes I wish really really famous celebs that have many fans because they are 'good' people 🙄 do sometimes really bad or got exposed for something horrible just to see celeb fandom meltdowns...why? Because it's hilarious...I mean famous celebs that the weirdos from internet always praise and makes meme about... it's so fucking annoying rahhh yeah I get I am pathetic....the amount of famous actors and actresses that are in my acc muted list is insane..I mean yeah I like a few celebs but mostly because I like their performance from a film or show other r than that i don't care or think about them and will never care if they did something bad or whatever celeb stuff people cares so much I don't care about award shows and idc who won or lost and idc if this show or movie that I like have a problematic celeb I am gonna watch it anyway I am not doing it for them so shut up....and please if you're gonna one of those weirdos that are gonna bombard my DMS and 'ask' about your stupid fav celeb please just don't...I am just gonna ignore and block you because I hate arguing with morons...I am getting too much already

[y'all are probably are not even reading this ...idc really]

-i talk too much I know Anyway my username is a reference to Havik -Cleric of Chaos- (mortal Kombat deception)

[jayflrt]

hi alice!! it's been a while since i sent an ask haha i hope you're doing well!! :) just saw you got back from vacation, i hope you had a fun time!!

i've been so out of the loop with kpop these days HAHA enha rlly fell out of my stan list like that and i mainly only keep up with svt now!! (speaking of which. i would quite literally die if u started writing for them LIKEE) but i've been keeping up w my silly lil webtoons although i dont rlly find any new ones to binge read :'( do u have any recs?

ALSO OMG I CANT BELIEVE OUR SECRET ALLIANCE ENDED IM SO SAD 😭 but u were right!!! we're getting the spinoffs between the second leads and they're soo cute!! i've also been on the bl shows brainrot these days :') (thai bl go brr)

but omg i hope everything's been going on well with you!! congratulations on graduating once again!! do u have any plans now that ur done with college? ALSO do u have any advice for someone (me) whos about to start their first year at college next week? (stem girlie problems haha)

i hope you have a great day and that you've been drinking lots of water and staying healthy!!! 🫶🫶

— anime :)

hihi anime anon !! thank you omg i did have a great time 🥰 i hope you’ve been doing well too <3

omgg i write for svt on @shuaflix theyre my ult group 😭😭🫶 i actually was out of the loop with enha for a bit 🤏 but then i jumped back in once fate dropped HAHAH and omg i haven’t been finding any webtoons that grab my attention recently :(( the fox club is pretty good!!! and i’ve been reading act like you love me 🥹

MY SECRET ALLIANCE WAS SOO GOOD but i do think it needed to end then :’) i felt like getting into the relationship kind of slowed the plot a bit and the author lowkey forgot about the whole wedding thing for a moment 😭 but the second leads are soooo cute ! i loved the hand holding scene at the end 🥹💞

thank you so much!! omg my plans right now are literally just adulting and grind 😭 but omg that’s so exciting you’re starting college !!! i hope your first year goes well and you meet a lot of great people :D omg make sure you don’t burn yourself out with classes and workload because it gets rough when you’re transitioning from high school to college 🤧 i recommend not going over the recommended number of classes for your first year unless you feel like you have a grasp of it after your first semester, but hang in there !! 💘 i hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourself too 🥰🌷

[danny-chase]

Warnings: violence, blood, realism in comics, me mentioning things stans want to ignore to make a point, you don't have to consider them canon, I'm just making a point don't hurt me

Right. Been seeing dialog about Jason's decision to give up guns that i feel is missing a few points.

1. Bruce is traumatized by guns. Yeah he jumps in the line of fire every night but that doesn't mean he isn't scared of/triggered by them:

[Image ID: Oracle!Babs and Robin!Tim roll/walk through the clocktower. Babs: (about guns) Hates them. But doesn't fear them. Tim: Not the way he jumps in the line of fire night after night. Babs: Line of fire... Babs: I was afraid of them for a long time. I'd go faint at the sight of a gun on TV. Tim: You have reasons, Barbara. So does Batman. Babs: But I. worked through them. Babs: Maybe Bruce hasn't. Maybe he's not the rock we thought he was. Tim: He bought a gun as therapy? Babs: Look at the facts. He bought it just like any other citizen. Like he wanted to experience it as someone else would. Tim: I don't think- Computer: Keyword media search alert. Tim: What's that? End ID]

Birds of Prey (1998) #40

Bruce's opposition of guns is partially based in trauma - it's not completely a moral stance or completely logical rule. Jason giving up guns is for himself, but it allows him to be closer to Bruce and for Bruce to be more relaxed in his presence -> can make their relationship closer.

2. [X] weapon isn't even lethal. Getting cut/hurt + no health care = possible death from infection -> shooting a henchman with regular bullets in the foot can be lethal. Or cutting them with a batarang.

[Image ID: A girl walks home getting off the school bus. Girl: "Mama, I know you don't want to hear this, but --" She opens the door to an empty run down house. Girl: "Mama? Mama are you --?" She opens up the bathroom door, revealing her mother sweating and bleeding out on the ground, trying to press a towel to a wound on her side. Her mom is wearing a henchman outfit for the H.I.V.E. Girl: "Mama!" Mom: "Why -- Why are you home so soon?" The girl holds her mom in a sitting position. Girl: "This isn't the flu. You said you had the flu." Mom: "I -- I will be better soon. I just need to rest." Girl: "You need a hospital, mama." Mom: "No. If they find out -- they'll take you away from me. Send me back to Guatemala." The final panel shows a wisp of Ravens cape, the view zoomed out. Girl: "I know you want to protect me, but you need help now -- no matter what happens later." Raven: "Maybe I can help." End ID]

Titans: Titans Together #4

Similarly could ppl stop acting like rubber bullets are non lethal, everything the batfam uses can be lethal and cause scenes like above. Literally none of them can claim moral high ground they've all thrown batarangs in people's faces (off the top of my head, Jason nailed Dick with one in the face in BoC and Bruce got Jason in the neck in UTRH so there's the two characters at odds).

3. Jason/Bruce has never hurt an undeserving person. Jason isn't a mass murderer and you're slandering him. Bruce is the best dad ever you're an idiot for thinking otherwise.

...did you miss the times he tried to kill Tim? Or sprayed Dick with fear gas? Or shot Damian in the chest (not rubber bullets mind you). All of this happened in Battle of the Cowl. He poisoned 82 prisoners indiscriminately in Batman and Robin (2009) #23, went around killing random "thugs" in Brothers in Blood arc of Nightwing. Is it slander if he did it? Idk. If anyone can answer that lmk but everything is canon now so the point is moot.

And let me also say if everythings canon Bruce has also hurt/hit/abused his family (i don't have the specific issue numbers but runs that I've seen bad dad Bruce in are The New Titans, Batgirl (2000), Nightwing (1996), Tom Kings crap, RHATO rebirth, etc. I don't feel like going into detail but if hard pressed i will) don't try to paint me as a Bruce or Jason apologist/hater please

Also literally see the panel above 💀 the mom is an undocumented immigrant from Guatemala with an engineering degree she can't use because the US gov is literally fucking flaming garbage, so she had to take that job to provide for her daughter. Quit thinking extrajudicial murder/vigilantism is a woke take. No. Stop. Bad. Criminals have rights for a reason.

Can you choose to call the above things Jason and Bruce have done ooc and bad writing. Yep. Go ahead, be my guest. Just it's weird to me that ppl always seem to do it for one character and not the other. Like... that's not productive dialogue? And yeah both Jason and Bruce stans do this i just happened to see a post from a Jason stan so he got to be shamed first. If you think i think my fave is wrong, i literally made a post publically shaming him at one point, and wrote an entire fic dedicated to me pointing out why i think characters would hate him the most 🤷‍♀️ if someone read a comic that shows your fave in a bad light don't call them stupid for not liking that character just point them in the right direction and if you don't want to. Don't. Just block them. I'm tired of watching ppl act like their better than each other because they don't consider things canon (unless you stan a minority character and don't consider their racist/sexist writing canon in which case, same, you're the best ppl in this fandom)💀 or referencing fanon as canon and telling ppl to go read more comics 💀

Anyways the takeaways I've come out with are, this debate between the two is more than just morals, they've both wronged each other, and trying to simplify it down into victim and abuser is just - missing nuance and ignoring their full histories in my opinion and kinda just ends up flattening both characters and making both of them less relatable

[itoshi-s]

Bllk boys ranking though NNN also i lost bc of ur fics

PLSSSS nonnie im so sorry i made u lose !!! 😭 m happy u enjoyed it so much tho ajfhalkf now let me brainrot over how needy the bllk boys would be during the month of november !

ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ɴɴɴ !

ft: rin, sae, bachira, isagi, ryusei, reo, nagi, aiku, chigiri, kunigami, kaiser, & barou !

cw: nsfw (minors -17 dni!), characters are 18+, fem reader, mentions of rough sex, the boys being switchy, edging, mutual masturbation, sex toys, cannabis !

12. rin - doesn't participate ! ─── yep :( as a rinnie stan myself i know it's disappointing LMAO but he just knows it's unhealthy 😭 and he takes care of himself and his body so much, there's no way. cannot be bothered to take part in such challenges anyway,, they were childish to him at 16 yet alone when he's older sfkfal also is so busy, he'd be a fool to let go of any chance to touch you !!

11. bachira - a day ! ─── no. 1 needy baby ! isn't completely against the idea, actually even tells you he might try it out once you mention it - but he truly forgets all about it as soon as he comes come several hours later .. and sees you looking soooo good. pounces on you within seconds <3 also has an impressive refractory period & stamina too ! can keep going for hours on end and stuff u so full.... it just doesn't end ! he cums for the first time so quick and loses the challenge embarrassingly early but he makes it up to you so well <3

more under the cut !

10. barou - three days ! ─── agrees to your pretty pleading eyes - you want the both of you to try it out so that once the month ends, all hell can break loose ! you know shoei so well, how rough he is on the daily - the thought of him going even further, all desperate and frustrated, makes you giddier than ever. it's of course such a dumb idea to him, but since you're asking him so nicely, he might as well agree..... yeah it only lasts the few days bc he's away on a game and just isn't there to see you and touch you :/ as soon as he's through the front door you can nearly scent the pheromones on him. fucks u into the mattress so hard you're scared of how rough he could be after a whole month !

9. nagi - five days ! ─── he's all about the slow and lazy loving and rarely ever initiates something himself ((you're more than happy to take control though bc just think...... blowing him under the desk while he's gaming???? yeah think bout it)) so you're not at all surprised when he mumbles something about taking part in a challenge the guys talked abt in the group chat . nagi can be a menace with how lazy he is sometimes so you have your toys in handy anyway akfjhsa BUT you honestly would've thought he could last longer ! he might not show his desperation all that often or openly but he definitely is needy <3 ruts into you in your sleep not even a week in. as you wake him and try to scold him playfully , he just pulls you closer with a groan . "'s a pain already," he huffs, "help me out?"

8. isagi - a week and a half ! ─── takes it as a joke at first but figures that it might be fun, actually, and tries it out in the end . he's got very good self control too so is curious how well it'll work when it comes to you and his needs !! it's going pretty smoothly considering how tight his practice schedule is before his next match, BUT it all goes down the drain after said game .. comes back absolutely pumped and high on the goals he scored , on the way he absolutely devoured the other team and controlled the whole field - there's no other way to unwind than to take it out on u <3 it's the only way he knows ! is so loud once he finally takes u & makes u praise him so much ! loves to hear he's your best boy n how good he is to u <3 praise kink yoichi goes brr (yes i am still thinking about the thirst moshi ((@/saetoshis)) did !! its canon i confirm)

7. kunigami - two weeks ! ─── he wasn't rly going to take part when he first read about it in the gc but once he mentions it to you and it turns out you're actually excited abt the thought .. he just might take it up akfhf doesn't actually find it all that difficult and only ever realizes that actually you might be the one taking the hit when you openly start begging for him :( comes home to find u on the bed, teary eyed and overstimulated bc it's just been so long , and masturbation isn't all that exciting anymore ever since u have him . please ren, just drop it already. finds the look on ur face so amusing , you're so miffed as if it wasn't your idea in the first place ! quickly wipes the frown off your pretty features and replaces it with crossed eyes and lolled out tongue tho <3

6. reo - two and a half weeks ! ─── you make him do it <3 and the thought is far too thrilling for him to refuse. also...... he's a switch leaning sub anyway so :( does he even have any word in it? no not really. one look from u is all it takes to make him melt ! it drives you insane to see how he just gives a slight whine or a sigh in the mornings, hard cock straining against his boxers but he's such a good boy - of course he listens and doesn't touch himself <3 just gets up and goes on with his day , knowing better. has this haze over his mind and it shows by his glossy eyes or warm hands that start to roam around your body more frequently . you only ever let him drop it when he's nearly in tears ,, it just hurts !!!!! he cannot keep focus on practice or workouts anymore :( the ache in his tummy and boxers too overwhelming. wraps his arms around you from behind as you cook dinner for u two - sturdy chest pressing all against you, hands grabbing at your waist and there's a shaky breath by your ear. please, please i can't take this anymore. you're not that cruel, and end up praising him for being such a good boy for u for the past weeks <3

4. sae - three weeks ! ─── gets annoyed with the way you keep teasing him, even when he comes home from the longest day of practice ever, and thinks that it might actually be the perfect time to teach you a lesson ! tbh sae strikes me as a dom BUT with solid switch tendencies so !! he actually starts to regret his decision like a week and a half in lol. doesn't let it show at all though and keeps his cool,, knowing that it's exactly how to rile you up <3 giving you such humdrum looks it makes you week in the knees. it's until he sees you come out of the shower, a pretty little vibe in hand, cheeks flushed and eyes lidded when he realizes he might not have the upper hand anymore :( knows that he can keep control of his needs if he has to, but it just gets so fucking annoying, even more so when he knows he's the one that came up with it in the first place. is beyond thankful when u unexpectedly finally BEG HIM to just feel him,, and takes you right here in the moment. puts u in a mating press and fucks you silly only to flip you over and make you ride him as the prettiest little sound start to slip out. ngh- yeah, make m'cum, pretty girl. can't think straight no more. ( > ///////////// < ) cums embarrassingly fast like this as well ...... like just a minute or two of you riding him and grabbing at his shoulders or biceps and he's whining so loud. pretty baby is so flustered tho !!!

4. chigiri - three weeks ! ─── PLEASE he's such a tease ! takes up on the challenge when he hears the boys mention it and is kind enough to give you a heads up . is definitelyyyy one of the biggest menaces of them all tho with the way he riles u up so much. knows that the way he brings his hair up into a loose ponytail instantly makes u think of how he does it whenever he's about to eat you out - so he does it right in front of ur eyes, hairtie in his teeth and giving you a sly look ! makes plans with you so that you just have to go to practice with him first,, otherwise you won't make it on time - because he knows how much it turns you on to see him in the zone <3 thinks that he has it all in control until you crawl between his spread legs and give him the prettiest begging eyes, hands already palming at the sturdy muscle of his thighs, threatening to move higher - right where he now feels the dull ache and strain against his shorts. this is unfair, hyo. haven't i been good to you? isn't all that much of a hard dom,, but definitely makes you feel it how it wasn't worth spurring him on :((

3. aiku - three and a half weeks ! ─── same thing that happened with barou,, but this man has much better self control ! it gets him INSANELY hard and fucking insane to think of how you'll be dripping by the very end of this month , pleading him to finally fill you up. doesn't let you touch yourself either, though </3 so that's what it makes it even more fucked up ! he's the one to convince you to it - has to give a little push bc you're just so needy, the thought alone is enough to make your head spin - but knows that you're actually a lil excited yourself when he sees the glint in your eyes ! doesn't try to tease you all that much but pleaseeeeee have u seen this man .. he doesn't even need to try and he gets you SOAKING ! might just bust a nut himself everytime he thinks of how good it'll feel to finally have you once the month's finished. all of his plans go to waste when you end up watching a movie and smoking a blunt together tho ...... it's ridiculous how you're on top of him within SECONDS after the few first hits kjafhaskfh the weed makes you hazy too you end up going for hourssss on end :( in the morning you're smacking him in the head for even giving u the idea to smoke when you both know how horny u two get afterwards ,, maybe it was his unconscious horny self making the decision tho afhakhsaf

1. ryusei - the whole month ! ─── PLSSSS he's so deranged afafalasfa he LOVES edging the both of u. makes sure u know what's about to come days before november even starts lol and makes good use of it,, you don't even have the energy to think about fucking for the first few days of nov when he's railed u so good minutes before midnight hit 😭 is such a tease during the whole month ! would straight up edge you and bring you right up to your high, only to pull away at the very last second and leave you crying so pretty :( is mean about it, but knows it'll be worth it in the end ! looooves mutual masturbation - thinks that he just might fail when he sees u spread out in front of him, panting and moaning so sweetly, BUT ofc he doesn't let neither of you come . scares you with the way he grabs you so rough and fucks you on the literal floor as soon as the date changes to december :0 pls he's so funny i can see him checking the clock both before it starts & ends gives you the absolute best fuck you've ever had your whole life ,, you need to call in sick the next day bc your cervix is so bruised and gives you cramps :(

1. kaiser - the whole month ! ─── does it just to prove a point. you're a brat to him anyway,, so he's sure you can take matters into your own hands for just a month! (it's not like he absolutely adores the iittle attitude of yours and is the one that always spurs you on even further! definitely not ! </3) considering the world cup is coming soon, he's away most of the days anyways, but usually he'd take care of you as soon as he comes back .. this time he only gives you a good night kiss and pulls you close :( no action whatsoever ! as if you didn't exist to him in any sexual form. also doesn't let you touch him even once either - he despises any distractions after all! it makes you want to cry with desperation cause your own touch just isn't enough - it's a whole other experience to have him manhandling u around and making u do the work to please him ! he takes you to the world cup with him as well,, since he doesn't want u to be lonely ((and actually wants u there with him </3)) so you're extremely fucked . seeing him absolutely trashed and exhausted after a match ?? watching from the first row stands as he absolutely demolishes the field ?? he couldn't get any hotter than he is during the games and u know it :( you end up nearly crying when he finally allows you to touch him , thank him thru the tears and he makes you come in like mere minutes :( won't ever admit that this is the hardest he's ever been lmaoo

© itoshi-s. do not plagiarize, repost as your own or mention on other sm platforms.

[pr0dbeomgyu]

*＊✿❀LINE 21: BEOMGYU HATE CLUB❀✿＊*

"hey babe! I didnt know your friends are coming over today?" y/n said after plopping down on taehyun's laps, the way his body tensed up didnt go unnoticed by her. it took EVERYTHING for the said boy not to freak out, his poor heart at the verge of bursting out at her sudden action.

as if that's not enough damage, she then proceeded to lean towards taehyun, whispering into his ear,

"please please please, just play along, taehyun. that pink guy's my ex, i swear i'll make it up to you later," which she added a giggle after.

taehyun saw yeonjun eyeing their every single move as if he can sense that it was all an act, so taehyun really had no choice, but to give in.

act natural, act natural. how the fuck do i do this

after contemplating for about 193783 times, taehyun finally wrapped his arm around y/n's waist, pulling her closer, as he rested his chin on her shoulder comfortably. he wasnt really sure if he's doing it right, but at least that's what he saw couples on TVs do. the only thing on his mind right now is how fast his heart's beating against his chest and how embarrassing it must be if y/n notices it.

"what do you mean, i totally told you earlier, baby,"

yeonjun cocked his eyebrows, finally questioning.

"so what? you're a couple now?" he scoffed.

"yeah, why? it wasnt that hard to get over you, you know," she snapped back. if it wasnt for taehyun who was holding her in place, and not to mention how he's subtly trying to comfort her by running his hand through the length of her arm tenderly, she might've lunged towards yeonjun or something.

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SYNOPSIS

if there's anything y/n's good at, it's differentiating her feelings between love or hate. it's so distinct, she really doesn't get it when people say they have mixed feelings about something, cause to her, love is LOVE and hate is, well... HATE. LOVE is like her feelings for prodsputnik, an anonymous soundcloud artist she adores which she may or may not have a stan account for. HATE is like her feelings towards her roommate, kang taehyun. she even claimed that researchers are bullshitting when they say there's a thin line between hate and love. but what if y/n figures out that prodsputnik and kang taehyun is the same person? will the line between love and hate stay thick and clear as fuck (y/n's words) to y/n or will it get blurry?

[neko-naruto]

Who knew a body swap could fuck me in the brain

Summary: Dipper and Mabel come across experiment #78 once again, and as expected of the twins, chaos ensues.

Warnings: Bodyswap, dysphoria, pills, vague description of menstruation, child picking, kind of transphobic parent, guilt tripping parent, check tags for further warnings. (most of this stuff is just conversed about or heavily implied by the way)

Tagging: @max-the-hecker

Authors Note: Look, I have a carnal need to create Gravity Falls content, and would you look at that, angst relating to trans protag is at the top of my list, also, fangs go brr

The twins have returned to Gravity Falls after a few years, and since then, they have most definitely changed, mostly in their physical traits though.

Dipper is still a paranoid, anxiety ridden, plan making guy, and Mabel is still a determined, positive, undefeatable on certain occasions kind a gal.

Now that I think of what I'm saying, they practically are the same but only look different, lucky for them in certain circumstances. They find themselves back in their attic, a curtain had been placed between their beds for varying reasons, most of which will stay unnamed. Dippers half had become scatterbrained over the years for lack of better terms, wall covered in various items from all sorts of times and places. Mabels half had become a bit more vibrant than it already was, her wall had a corkboard that had constantly switching pictures and charms.

"Mabel," Dipper started, legs crossed as he sat on his bed, flipping through the third journal, double checking each piece of information to make sure he remembered everything in an emergency. "Think Grunkle Stan left that room we fought for intact after we left?"

"Probably, wanna go check?" Mabel asked as she swung her legs over her bed, already sliding on her socks, hardwood below ice to anyone who dares to go barefoot.

"Duh, course I do." Dipper said, rolling his eyes just a bit as he followed Mabel who was swift in her actions.

The two dashed down the creaking staircase, Dipper trailing his hand on the railing with Mabel skipping weakening steps. Normally, the two would be quiet when maneuvering the house, but for once during a summer in Gravity Falls Stan had gifted them a day off work in the gift shop. It was a rare occasion they had a day off, normally being worked to the bone on their summer vacation, they still loved the joint though.

In fact, if it weren't for the imbalance of food, rest and work being given to the twins, Dippers frame wouldn't be thin enough to see his veins and feel bones with ease under the minuscule amounts of muscle he had, it didn't help he had gotten into habit of trying to work out, only wearing himself thinner. Mabel had a similar case of her growth being stunted due to imbalance in crucial elements, the only reason she wasn't as thin as Dipper was because she often hung out with her friends whom had snacks, but she was still a bit on the underweight side of the spectrum.

With a dumb smirk on their faces as they ran down the second, and considerably smaller, flight of stairs they reached the door. They found a single board was nailed across the wooden door, Dipper cracked his knuckles with a cocky smirk before attempting to pry it off, unable to do so with his bare hands, getting a splinter in the process.

While Dipler struggled with the door, Mabel searched for a smarter solution somewhere in the basement. She slid open various drawers and crouched to check under pieces of furniture.

A glimmer caught her eye from underneath a spare sofa, and out of instinct alone, she dropped down and blindly reached for whatever shined. She found her hand to be covered in cobwebs and dust as she searched for what she spotted, ending up finding a partially rusted crowbar, it was rather dusty as well.

With a fresh grin on her face she trotted over to Dipper with crowbar in hand.

Dipper was failing epically with each attempt, his palms red and arms aching he turned with disappointment.

"Mabel, its impossible to o…" Dipper said as he lifted his head to see what Mabel held, trailing off when he realized she held a crowbar which she eagerly handed to him, allowing him to have this moment.

Gripping the rusty metal tightly, he jammed the hook under the board and started forcing the handle down. Faint splintering sounds could be heard as the prongs dug into the wood that had started to grow weak over the years. Dipper couldn't force the bar down enough, Mabel lending a hand in pushing as well to pry off the board, added leverage helping greatly.

With a loud and obnoxious snap the board was shattered and came flying off, sending them both to the ground. Mabel stood up first before opening the door, finding the room to be the same way they left it, except with a carpet on the floor.

The two strode in with confidence, the shag carpet below causing static to gather on their socks.

Dust was in low amount despite how long the room had been left untouched, Dipper deduced it was because a window was left open, also why their was a moldy spot on the couch. The humidity from the years had caused the pictures on the walls to curl in and become moldy to a lesser extent than the couch, but still moldy. Aside from the mold, the room was still near perfect condition and just as the two had remembered it to be from all those years ago.

"Hey Mabel," Dipper started, Mabel turned to face him. "I know it's been oh so long since we last wrestled, but maybe we could, since were taking a hike down memory lane you know."

Dipper was almost confused when Mabel raised both her hands, he returned the gesture before interlocking their fingers and shoving against each other. They both shared a smirk before Mabel pushed forward, easily sending Dipper slipping who flanked her, nearly throwing her off balance. Mabel side stepped to the left, Dipper in tune and stepped to left as well before rushing her, ending up throwing her to the ground after releasing his grip, both slipping on the carpet and ending up on the floor in the long run.

They shared a short laugh before Mabel stood up, offering a hand that Dipper took only to be hit with a strong spark and a bright flash of white that turned to dark for only a second.

The first thing Dipper felt when he regained full awareness was a gut wrenching pain in his abdomen that made him feel nauseas to the point of passing out. He also took note of the weight on his chest, also helping to disorient him in the nausea that swamped his cognitive function near completely.

Mabel on the other hand felt better than ever, as though she had never been sick once and that she was immune to anything that would try and take her down. The only thing pulling her down was the tightness on her chest, constricting her nearly to the point of suffocation, but she could still breath.

It didn't take very long for them to realize they had switched bodies.

"Dipper," Mabel started sternly, Dipper tensed and gave a weak groan in response. "How come you lied to me about getting top surgery, and bottom surgery?"

"I didn't want you to get all, bummed out over it, you know," Dipper tried to explain, pain in his abdomen unbearable. "Besides, dad won't let me anyways, says he's fine with me taking pills and wearing a binder, but I'm not allowed surgery so I can't mess up the chances of the Pines family lasting another generation."

"Well that's fucked." Mabel said blatently.

"Yep, wow, I'm not missing out on anythiiannng," Dipper tried to say, ending up having to cut his sentence short as a searing pain tore through his abdomen. "How do you deal with this?"

"Drugs." Mabel answered calmly, before sitting up, offering a hand for Dipper who was weak in the knees as he stood up, he felt like he was choking on his own throat whenever the nausea spiked.

"Where, where do you keep these drugs?" Dipper asked shakily as Mabel led him out of the room, the former having a hard time sticking his footing with unbearable surges of pain tearing through him time and time again.

"In my pillow, Stan would've tried to take 'em if I didn't hide them." Mabel explained before crouching down a bit, slinging one of her brothers arms over her shoulder and helping him up the flight of stairs.

"Cipher be damned, how many stairs are left?" Dipper asked with a sigh as he started to step up the second flight of stairs, leaning on both his sister and the railing, only half worried the wood would break under his weight.

Balance still off, Dipper fell face first on the floor when Mabel pushed open the door and headed to her bed. There he lay on the ground, in his sisters body and groaning in pure agony as his sister looked for her small bottle of non clinically approved meds.

Mabel had to drag Dipper off the ground before handing him a pill that he downed dry with only a bit of hacking, lucky him this stuff kicked in fast and his pain was gone in mere minutes.

"Mabel." Dipper said quietly as he sprawled himself across his bed, overheating in his sisters sweater.

"Yeah bro?" Mabel started, running her fingers across her brothers body which she inhabited now, a bit let down at the lack of muscle, and worried about how easily she could feel the bones underneath skin.

"Can we never swap bodies again after we fix this mess?" Dipper asked as he crossed his legs, a few fragmented memories of when his prescription of the pill was confiscated by his father returning.

There was a lot of blood that night.

Lets leave it at that.

"Absolutely, I mean, I don't mind being in your body, kind of nice, but it is yours." Mabel said before stretching her legs, hearing a few pops she decided to assumes where normal.

"Mabel, if you like my body because there are no cramps, then you are absolutely not allowed to keep it," Dipper said before mashing his face into his pillow, a wave of nausea hitting him, probably just aftershock. "I'm sure you can convince mom to start letting you on the pill anyways, considering how much it hurts I'm sure she'd understand."

"What makes you think I haven't already asked?" Mabel asked as gave her brother a glare he wouldn't see.

"Good point, what was her excuse?" Dipper asked as he sat up, knees raised and a pillow pressed to his stomach.

"That I wouldn't be a real woman if I didn't get my period like every other AFAB person does, but, I guess she's right, you know? Why call myself a 'woman' if I don't get my period." Mabel said with a sigh, directing her gaze to her feet as she sat on her bed with a sigh.

"That's fucked," Dipper started. "Like, if it weren't for smuggling the pill in with tricks Stan taught me, I would just give up on everything, why keep trying if I can't get what makes everything stop hurting, I'm shocked you're still standing."

"I mean, at least you got fangs." Mabel said before gesturing to the fangs lined up and perfectly cleaned in her mouth.

"Please, you ever bit your tongue with teeth like those, it's a wonder my tongue still works." Dipper said as he rolled his eyes before shuffling off of his bed, Mabel followed in suite.

"Yeah, I don't even want to know what that feels like."

"Believe me, you don't."

[simpfordanheng]

Halloween cc!Dream and c!Dream HC!

CC!Dream:

Would probably make a poll on twitter the day before the holiday, asking fans what to wear for Halloween

Options: vampire, werewolf, zombie and etc. Classic.

He'd be praying so werewolf one wouldn't win.

Werewolf shit would win much to his dismay, obviously, cuz fans would love to see some dogboy content . Especially George /j

Sapnap and George would definitely tease him for that

Poor guy would be so embarrassed to wear the costume, but with a bit of your encouragement, he'd finally do it

You'd be taking pictures of him in the costume, telling him to stop moving around so much, to prevent pictures from being blurry. Quality should be the top tier, after all

The next day, Instagram would be blessed with photos of him in the costume, with wolf tail and ears on. Clearly, he'd be wearing a mask on the photos, the one from Mr Beast's rewind

More pics on Twitter

The shit would be trending on Twitter

Artist would be speedrunning fanart and next thing you see, is the fanart of your boyfriend in the costume on your feed

Tiktok would go absolutely crazy since you guys got a surprise for the simps >:D

What I mean, is the short clip of him in his Halloween outfit that Twitter chose for him, a collar around his neck, tied to a leash, you holding the lead of the leash in your hands, tugging on it once so he'd lean closer to the camera (your idea to spice things up for fans, which he found absolutely absurd and denied to do it, but with you showing him your best puppy dog eyes, he complied). But only your hands were displayed, so fans wouldn't know who you are (Dream didn't want to reveal you to his fans, worried about the toxic stans and the hate you'd be getting)

Simps go brr

Ahem, you two would snicker to yourself, sitting on the couch with Patches napping between you two, after leaving simps to die with all the content you two gave them. DSMP members and Dream's close friends were also in that list

You two would jokingly go trick or treating to Sapnap, who'd tug on Dream's leash, teasing back

Embarrassed Dream, embarrassed Dream, embarrassed Dream-

You'd die laughing, along with Sapnap, after seeing his expression

That evening would be chaotic as hell, but it would be one of the best Halloweens for three of you

C!Dream (post Disc saga arc, early SMP and brief Prison arc)

To get him to dress up for Halloween would be hella difficult

He'd make YOU dress up for him *cough* maid costume *cough*

MF would be so smug about it, showing you off to his friends

But would wear the costume after you did, for things to be fair

You'd pick his costume, probably demon one

What I mean is: little orange devil tail and matching horns, black mask with evil looking smiley on it, matching black hoodie and pants, and new, black boots. You two had to run around two days to find the proper material for making horns and a tail for his costume

He'd love the outfit honestly, impressed by your imagination

But clearly, he'd love yours more. So, on the night of the Halloween, he'd host a late night party, everyone would be welcomed to join

Everyone would join, all dressed up in eye catching outfits

He and you would sit next to the bonfire, enjoying your time together, watching others have fun

His gloved hand would be holding yours, stroking the skin with his thumb, with him constantly telling you how gorgeous you looked, assisted with a small kiss on your cheek

Then, you'd hear the boom of fireworks

Ah, good old times. Such a shame he can't turn back time and return back to you

There he sat now, all alone on Halloween night, locked in his cell of the prison of his own creation

He missed your warmth, your affection, your embrace, your kisses, sweet words of love and support

He spent nights dreaming of you, days thinking about you, reminiscing the old memories that he held so close to his heart

He knew, there was no way back now. There was no way to return back you, to change it all.

So, all he could do on that night, was to let himself be engulfed in happy memories of you, wishing to be held by you at least one more time on that night of Halloween

[sorikkung]

me giving the mc in one of my wips established deep connections to two of the characters and debating whether i want to make them boyfriends or almost brother-like or go for the "friends who kiss sometimes" route i love so much (and from that, crushes in denial or simply qprs?) or just besties and thats it. decisions decisions...

im a lot more partial to the boyfriends or friends that kiss sometimes route bc i am a hopeless polyamorist who just falls in love with every idol i stan so of course if theyre RIGHT THERE and so close to the mc im gonna wanna pounce on that but like... maybe i should try something different for the sake of variety yk... write a goddamn platonic relationship for once bc for someone who vouches so hard for platonic love being just as equal in strength to romantic love, i sure to only write romantic love in my fics...

...but at the same time, shouldn't i just write what makes the brain go brr :/ im the writer if i WANT to kiss 36 cute boys i CAN... and i Should tbh... maybe i can preach the power of platonic love with non-idol side characters i make up, or something... man i still dunno yet. theres a lot of options that could work w the story so far.

tho as far as non-romantic kinds of love goes, yall will definitely see the love between a nerd and their dragon. yes httyd was my entire childhood no this is not a httyd au but bitch it Could Be. (its not, but maybe one day.)

[pocketramblr]

oh time to answer some questions I guess, since this Anon asked so nicely

Yeah sure why not. Anyway go read my fics here

Literally it's so weird. Like babe I already got my religion. I talk to Jesus about things you'll never know, I heed prophets you'll never hear of, I ignore the voice of men because I laid my head in God's lap and offered Her a deal that I give her my memories to carry for five years because I was a child not strong enough to hold them myself yet. I know what I'm about, but like. You're the one making a bot to send a Bible copypasta to random people on the internet who really Did Not Ask, what are you doing with your life?

Unlike Bones I have a grasp of storytelling and knowing what details are important, like not skipping the introduction to a whole villain organization because movie money go brr, and so yes. Mirio and Tamaki are soulmates. Cord and Rysn have crushes on each other. Dadmight is the most important relationship outside of friends being pals. Golden trio and alleyway trio supremacy. Kaladin is the most aspec protag and Brando copy pasted a tumblr blog about being demi directly into his internal monologue in ob. I don't know what happened between Vasher and Vivenna but dang if it didn't lead to a glow up for her. So glad she didn't learn how to be subtle or sneak from him, that'd be so ooc

Don't like it :(

To expand, I don't like it all and knowing the actual numbers of how most people who could get vaccinated around here just aren't makes it worse

Yes I know but we knew that since he pulled his little "withholding my quirk is a great idea" stunt and proved himself to know nothing. Anyway, Stan Masuo, the best little sad himbo, and Fujiko my beloved, and Owl's Second bc imaginary is the bomb dot com

Kinda rude :/ but like. Also fair! The answer is yes I'm tired that's why I have aus, the brain never shuts off

[clickbait-official]

So I'm here to request 💖💫

Can I please have Endeavor, Aizawa, Hizashi, Mirai and Hawks with age regressor s/o? 💖💫 It can be eighter HC, or scenario when something bad happens and reader regresses 💖💫 Nobody writes about that and it would be really nice if you did, but I fully understand if you won't want to 💖💫 If you want more info, you can DM me and I would be happy to tell you more about it 💖💫

~ Leiia 💖💫

Imma change this request up a bit and make it so that our darling ~reader~ got hit w/ age regressing quirk (so now the poor thing’s a kid for like a day) 

((i think i got the message thing fixed? Hmu to test it))

Endeavor

(AU where he was a wholesome dad so when i say i stan him i mean in this AU cause he did some crazy shit in canon)

Enji was today years old when there was a knock on the door.

Which was strange because that thing doesn’t happen.

Like, at all.

So he cautiously gets up and opens the door.

What?

There’s a group of officers as well as a kid that looks vaguely like his s/o?

This will be interesting.

“Sir,” One adresses him, “Your s/o here was hit by an age-regressing quirk while [i don’t know what you were doing]”

“I see. How long will this last for?”

“Approximately a half a day, sir.”

“Ah. Good day, then.”

“Good day, sir.”

He brings you inside.

It’s about noon now.

How can I not fuck this up?

You still have your conscious, of course, but you’re stuck with how tired a two-year-old can be.

You fall asleep almost immediately after Enji sits on the sofa with you, curled up with him. 

Maybe this won’t be as hard as I thought.

3/12 hours 

You wake up and your boi makes you some nice mac and cheese

(Stan the broken king™ or i take ur damn knees)

4/12 hours 

He takes you to the park to play with other kids.

You don’t.

You stay with him and it warms his heart™.

But soon enough, a bitch™ comes and tries to flirt with your mans.

You can’t let that happen.

Cue the toddler tantrum™ (which is obviously fabricated)

“I love you” You say after bitch™ walks away. (that rhymed :) )

Enji is tired of ur bull.

He takes you back home.

5/12 hours 

~bath time~

At first, you both think you can wash yourself, even in this body, right?

Wrong.

Your small mortal prison cannot even get into the bathtub. 

You're too short for that hunnybun.

Enji has to wash you himself.

He holds in laughs the entire time.

6/12 hours 

Your small lump of flesh body must fall asleep again because I said so.

You fall asleep while Enji watches TV.

Something about the news?

He feels the weight on his arm and looks over.

He smiles.

He picks you up and cuddles you.

:)

8/12 hours 

Enji’s done. He’s had it everyone.

He’s going to bed now.

Babies are exhausting.

He tucks you in bed next to him.

10/12 hours 

You wake up and cry after having a nightmare

I dunno, something bout death?

Enji wakes up too & comforts you.

“Shh, baby that is my s/o. My that’s a weird sentence. Please change back soon bb. I wanna kiss you without it being weird.”

You both fall back asleep.

The next morning you’re in your natural body again. 

Headcanon that Enji is somewhat insecure and afraid of hurting people he cares about again (he is, after all, a broken king™)

Aizawa

Aizawa was taking a nap when the doorbell knocked him out of unconsciousness.

The fools.

He walks tiredly over to the door and opens it.

Well. This was unexpected.

You stand at the door with a group of officers.

You’re a child. That’s strange.

After an explanation from the collective about how you got hit by an age-regressing quirk and how this will only take 12 hours to deplete.

It was noon then.

Aizawa leads you inside. 

2/12 hours 

He takes you to a nearby park.

You play on the far side of the playground, near the darkness.

A villain tries to grab you, knowing that you’re Aizawa’s s/o.

You scream with your little baby lungs.

Aizawa hears this and deals with the villain.

He only relaxes when you go home. 

4/12 hours

Aizawa brings his sleeping bag to the living room.

You are tired as well, and crawl in with him.

You both fall asleep.

6/12 hours

You wake up hungry. So you wake up Aizawa.

He makes you like chicken nuggets or something.

Aizawa eats a little, only because you force-feed him (as well as you can w/ your 2 year old body).

You go back to sleep

12/12 hours 

You’re back in your natural body, and well rested cause you slept for half the time.

(this one was real short, sorry bout that)

Hizashi

Hizashi was going home after shopping.

He looked both ways, crossed the street, then got hit by a submarine because it's 2021.

Sike!

He was home already when he got hit by a submarine.

(this is really violent. I apologize)

He opened the door to see a very small version s/o with some officiers.

They explain how you got hit with an age-regressing quirk and will be stuck like that for 12 hours.

It was noon then.

He brings child-you inside.

2/12 hours

He grabs you a snack and you both eat it.

Very interesting, I know.

(pls help i’m running out of ideas)

He tells you a stupid joke.

You laugh.

3/12 hours

Hizashi finds a puzzle.

You both end up working on it for a whole hour til it’s finished.

6/12 hours

You fall asleep on him afterwards

He eventually does too.

9/12 hours

He wakes up to you crying in your sleep

You had a nightmare.

He comforts you.

“Shh, darling. You’re alright.”

You go back to sleep.

12/12 hours

You go back to your normal body. Everyone’s happy!

Mirai

It was noon when there was a knock on the door.

He opens the door, and there are two officers and a miniature s/o there waiting for him.

The officers explain that his s/o got hit with an age-regressing quirk and will take 12 hours to disperse.

Mirai brings you inside. 

2/12 hours

Mirai brings you to a store called “the aery”.

As one might assume, it is, to put it bluntly, a bird store.

And he got you a birb. :) 

3/12 hours

You’re fascinated with the birb.

Mirai is very happy.

He even smiles! :) :)

4/12 hours

Mirai finds some old paints in his closet so now you two are painting.

You paint a hill with flowers.

He paints you.

You two get in a mess of paint.

(well, more like you do)

6/12  

~bath time~

You thought you would still be able to wash yourself, right?

Hah. You thought. 

Your tiny body cannot even vault itself into the tub. 

So now, Mirai must wash you himself.

And it isn’t awkward at all.

7/12

You go to sleep soundly.

Mirai tucks you in.

12/12

You wake up and realize you’re in your natural body.

You fall back asleep tho.

Hawks

(iconic bird-angel man make brain go brr)

Hawks was very tired of me breaking the 4th wall when there was a knock on the door.

He opens it and lo and behold, there are police & his s/o in a two-year-old body.

They explain the situation, going on how you got hit with an age-regressing quirk and how it’ll last for 12 hours before going away. 

It was noon then.

2/12

Hawks gets hungry.

He want some chikem™

3/12

He grabs you and flies to the nearest KFC for some of that chikem™

You love flying with him.

Amazing.

4/12 

You help him eat some of that chikem™

V nice.

(if you can’t tell, i'm running out of ideas)

5/12

Hawks takes you flying cause his apartment flat is as bare as baby’s bottom.

He lands at a park that has an ice cream stand.

He only has the time to get you one before the press finds him.

He takes off again.

7/12 

He lands eventually, and you eat your ice cream.

He takes off again

8/12

He lands this time on a rooftop. 

The sun is setting.

It’s a beautiful view.

9/12 

He takes you back home. 

And you both fall asleep.

12/12

You wake up next to your bird-brain. It’s time for a new day.

@letskidnapsenpai here you go simp sorry it took all day broski :)

[angeloncewas]

oh yeah no sorry I'm the anon that compared tommy and dream. my point isn't that they're the same or even comparable though I get how it came across that way. my point was moreso that he's just not irredeemable.

though I will add, through dream grew up sheltered, he's had access to the same internet as we do, and earlier in his career the way he handled controversy and criticism was. not very good? and it's overtime gotten progressively better and he's gotten better at listening and genuinely internalizing criticism.

tommy in particular has trouble with that i think, he understands that people are upset with him but he never seems to completely understand why, and just apologizes because he doesn't want people mad at him (hence why I've always gotten the impression that he never seems to be sure what he's apologizing for, even though he seems genuinely sorry that people are upset.). and though it's probably very draining to sift through all the negative things about him to find out why people are actually upset, he probably needs to find a way to do it eventually. and not everyone has to stick around for that but i do think he also might need the same patience dream got to learn how to handle criticism and controversy.

Sorry if I kind of misrepresented what you meant - I try my best but sometimes the words go brr and I miss the point ;;

I think Dream's said that he didn't really have social media for a long time, so he was probably more sheltered than most of us (I actually didn't either so probably not more sheltered than me lmao) but I will for SURE not deny the fact that the way he handled criticism at the start of his career was not good. Some of my first impressions of Dream were very poor because of that stuff. Though I think he'd say that about himself too at this point, it's definitely been a progression.

The bit about Tommy rings true to me - obviously we don't really know, but there's always been a feeling like that, I think. I do think he's genuinely sorry, but I feel like he gets the wrong impression - or no impression at all - a lot of the time. I know that it's kind of inevitable, considering his distance from the fanbase and also just who he is as a person. I'm not saying he should "follow stans to get educated" or something - ew lmao - I'm just saying that there's a sort of long-reaching miscommunication when people are upset and that makes him more prone to repeating whatever mistake he made, in a sense.

It's definitely a difficult balance of allowing him that patience and understanding the problems with what he's doing in the meantime, but again, I do think this is just something he need so learn from and I really hope he does because he really doesn't need to be making these kinds of jokes to go far, y'know?

[jcmorrigan]

winston/moreau?-

Okay, so I have a whole writeup as to why Winston Loomis from the Dinoverse and Salvatore Moreau from Resident Evil should be boyfriends. Like, I wrote this a week ago and I still stand by it and I have it READY

1. They're both mad scientists, particularly the type who create legions of abominations by altering humans. 2. Moreau feels that those he thinks of as family hate him and cast him out, finding him disgusting. Winston was a patsy framed for the Myers Corporation's entire cyborg operation (even though he WAS part of it, just...not the only person working on it) when they needed somebody to take the heat and go to jail. You know why this was? Because he was quiet, introverted, perceived as a creepy loser. Disgusting. An outcast. 3. Moreau eats people regularly; Winston feeds people to his cyborg creations 4. Just the general horror vibe, man. 5. I will stan for a while the headcanon @sakuraloomis made that Winston is a major weeb. Just an absolute otaku. And I know this is a case of "take one thing and make it a character's entire personality" but Moreau being distracted by the television gave me the idea - what if he's really into screens and other A/V sensory treats because he has so many eyes and he often has to keep them all covered up, so 90% of the eyes he actually has are just seeing blackness? Meaning the eyes he can show up front LOVE to take in pretty fast-moving things on screens because that makes up the difference a little. So anyway, catch him and Winston on the couch just marathonning anime for fifteen hours 6. Winston is used to cleaning up Victor Blake's barf all the time so he can handle the acid

7. But on the subject of Moreau constantly barfing, Winston is ALWAYS COUGHING so they're the duo of "Are you two all right? Do you need some soup or a ride to the ER?" 8. The one that's kinda POETRY though is that their names are both references to previous horror icons. Moreau's name is an homage to The Island of Dr. Moreau by H.G. Wells. And Dino likes slasher films, so the characters in his games often have the names of popular slashers (e.g. Albert Krueger, Monsieur Myers). And Winston Loomis, of course, is from the OG GHOSTFACE. So their name scheme is........same

9. And this was not even a part of my original writeup, but it hit me one day that I like to write Winston as straight-up mute, and it seems to me that back in 2017 there was a romance film that made quite a stir involving a mute human and a fish man. Did I seriously just create the gay villain version of The Shape of Water

And then just the little notation that Moreau made that one of his Cadou subjects "wriggled a lot and killed my assistant." He had a lab assistant at one point. He could have...a new one. Let them be lab partners together, making cyborgs and Cadou mutants and all sorts of creeptastic things before they chill out for like seven hours on a mega anime binge on the couch. And no they do not sleep, sleep is for losers (until they both pass out from exhaustion)

Also large monsterman x slender human makes brain go brr

[cheseyre]

good news, sluts! my brain's no longer being completely stupid (only mostly), i've seen the new asides and...have some thought-y thot thoughts:

*deep inhale*

Okay, first things first: this art style is soooo fucking cUTE and I'm a jealous, squealing bitch. Anyone who knows who the artist is, could you link me to them, stat? I think Thomas mentioned them at the beginning of the ep, but nYeh, brain hurt, doesn't wanna do wooork-

Okay, I'll admit, I was a little...apprehensive when I first saw the thumbnail and title. Part of it's just me being a bitter Remus Stan, but also...okay, deep breaths, controversial opinion time, get ready:

I don't ship Prinxiety.

Like, at all. 

I can see the appeal, and these dorks were so very, VERY cute in this particular ep, but I was honestly turned off by the ship long ago due to how overwhelmingly popular it is and how some fans characterize these two and treat this relationship as if it's the only valid one, y'know, the works—slight tangent, but that's also why I don't ship Logicality or Remile. I honestly vibe much better with ships like Roceit or Analogical, y'know?

Cutting in for another brief tangent: I'm surprisingly okay with Demus/Dukeceit/Receit/Trashnoodle/Whatever-Their-Ship-Name-Is-Oh-God-Why-Do-They-Have-So-Many-Fucking-Names; maybe it's cause they haven't actually interacted in canon and the fan content gives me such good Gay Disney Villain content, idk man im weird—).

Still, their interactions were both hilarious and sweet and like I said, I see the appeal, it's just not my cup of tea. y'all Prinxiety fans got fucking FED and I'm happy for you nerds. Enjoy ze happy boys!

I guess another factor in my...low-key hesitance when I first saw what the ep was about is that...okay, get ready, another controversial opinion, le gasp: well, I'm not a big Virgil fan. In fact, at times, he swaps places with Patton as my least favorite sides—especially with some of his recent behavior in eps like DWIT (the "prohibit your breathing comment" really triggered me, for example). Sometimes, his attitude, especially around other sides like Roman or Janus, reminds me a little too much of my sister, who I don't have...a very good relationship with. Add to that how the more...intense side of the fandom has a disturbing tendency to turn him into the 'uwu precious woobie emo baby who can do no wrong' while unnecessarily villainizing other CERTAIN sides in the process, and...I think you all see where I'm going with this little rant 😅

However, upon actually watching the ep, he wasn't...that bad? I don't think? I enjoyed watching him be a flustered, disaster-y mess and genuinely excited at the end, his interactions with Roman were nice enough, and him literally pushing Thomas to make a move with Nico despite his obvious panic attack was a nice moment of genuine character development. I like seeing that, that's the good shit right there. And him being all flustered and shit, and smiling so much at the end of the vid was just...well, adorable. This man has no fucking right to be this cute, my god

alsoooo 

pURPLE EYESHADOW

PURPLE EYESHADOW HE LOOKS?? SO GOOD?? WTF?? SLAY EMO, SLAAAAAAAY FUCK, DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO CHANGE MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME NOW?

alsoooo 

hAPPY ROMAN

YESSSSS~ MAH BOI MAH SON MAH DUMB BITCH HIMBO PRINCE MAH EXTRA MESSY CINNAMON ROLL

ITS  BEEN SO  LONG

AND HIS LITTLE HEART EYES THROUGHOUT THE VID, OH MY GOD-

IMMA JUST IGNORE THAT "ADDING [MISTAKE] TO THE LIST" COMMENT I AM LOOKING AWAY I DO NOT SEE IT LALALALALA

THOMATHY, SIR, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT MAKING THESE TWO GAY IDIOTS SO BAEBY

Okay, but Virgil not realizing that "cyberstalking in real life" is literally just stalking is both a big ass mood and further proof that, yes, Logan is indeed the only one holding the braincell out of this disaster of a lot. God help them all if he ducks out in the next ep.

👀

And Thomas x Trash Can is my new OTP.  I dub thee ✨ "Trashmas" ✨

we sTAN TRASHMAS

Wait, does that mean Remus actually WAS in the ep? Cause, y'know, trash man?

hmmm

👀 👀 

Okay, okay. 

With how much Virgil and Roman were going off about Thomas constantly lying, I was (understandably) a tad bit disappointed my snek son didn't even make a fucking cameo, but y'know what? In hindsight, I'm okay with this it's fineee~

He was just off playing with shadow puppets and stealing money from us desperate, content-starved peasants with his sheer extra-ness and, honestly? Gotta respect the hustle. 

Get that precious, precious coin, dapper snake! Wring us poor losers dryyyy!

*evil snek laugh*

Also, this is a breather ep and adding Janus in probably would've caused unnecessary drama with the Roceit breakup and the constant antagonism between Virgil and him. It probably would've distracted from the point of the ep (flirting with social anxiety, exactly what it says in the tin)—much like it wasn't really Virgil or Remus's place to show up during POF. Does that make sense? I think it makes sense. Sorry, brain going brr-

Still, I can't believe the "Fuck Janus Sanders" Club is actually canon now 😂

God, first Patton in a skirt and now this. 

Thomas Sanders, you delight in fucking feEDING this gremlin nest of a fanbase, don’t you? You RELISH our screams of joy and pain and suffering, dON’T YOU?

What's next, actual canonical Janus and Remus interaction? Patton saying the fuck word? The Dragon Witch comes back? Janus's bowler hat gains sentience and takes over the world, Doris-style? What do you have planned, Thomas? Joan? WHAT ART THOU PLANNING, I MUST KNOW YOU HEATHENS YOU FIENDS-

And Virgil's little "would it be fair to him" comment, tho.

👀

Like, I get in the context of the ep, he was likely talking about Nico and how it wouldn’t be good for a potential relationship with Tomas to be founded on lies, but still...my anxceit heart aches, man. 

Gimme that sweet, sweet angst with a side of mutual regret and possible future reconciliation and maybe something more wink wink nudge nudge on top, pls

...and fries.

Honestly, tho, that entire bathroom monologue was fucking beautiful, man. And relatable, too—i can't tell you how many times I've talked to myself in public restrooms because I just didn't know how to get the words I wanted to say out. It's...kind of embarrassing, tbh

Speaking of embarrassing, uh, crying stall guy.

Just...

Crying Stall Guy

Like, I was expecting someone to come out the bathroom stall after Thomas stopped talking, but...I honestly wasn't expecting that. God, that whole scene was so cringe worthy and fucking hilarious

Honestly, Thomas in the ep in general was a huge ass mOOD and we collective gay/bi disasters ALL related with him, and if you say you don't, you're either lying to yourself or a demon. 

There is no in between 

sorry I don't make the rules

Like, I get this series is literally a gay disaster talking to himself for thirty minutes or longer, but like- EMPHASIS on the 'disaster' part 😂

Like...Thomas, you're lucky you're such a goddamn bean, because GOD, I cringing so hard when he first started talking to Nico

Although, I too have apologized profusely for genuine mistakes and am a flustered bi mess around my crush sooo

😅

And god, Roman's "thirty = old man" jokes made me feel old...and I literally just turned twenty, like, come on, man!

Maybe that's because I was literally watching this ep after finishing my ACT and had been sitting with a bunch of high schoolers, with their tiny fucking desks and tiny fucking water fountains smeh

*clears throat*

Anyways, uh, we STAN Nico Pintrovert Florés in this house

Like

He gives me such big Carlos from WTNV vibes for some reason and this makes me sooo happy

and YESS, he's a WRITER

And he's??? So sweet?? A pure bean?? Just sits on his laptop at the mall food court all day, like a god-fucking iCON?? A Nightmare Before Christmas fan?? weARS GLASSES??

my hEART

*cries*

The fandom seems torn between "Nicomas" and "Karrot Kings" as a ship name atm—personally speaking, I'm casting my vote for the latter

*crosses fingers* please dont be another janus x remus multiple ship name issue guys, please please please I can't keep track of them all-

*clears throat*

On that note, I'm guess I'm gonna go try and whoo over my crush with carrots now. If THIS disaster can do it and make it actually fucking work, god damnit, so cAN I

Meanwhile, in hell, my brain's just screaming "CANON LOVE INTEREST CANON LOVE INTEREST CANON LOVE INTEREST-"

God, I hope Nico isn't just a one-shot character, he's too pure and Thomas and him are adorable gay Disney fans and I stan

Oh, I wonder how the other sides'll react to him.

Wait.

Oh god.

Oh god.

This ep just unleashed a new fresh hell of potential Nico x Sides ships, hasn't it?

Welp, time to prepare for ze incoming flood of fanfics, I guess. I'll get my umbrella and rain boots.

That last shot of Virgil during the endcard was so fucking ominous oh my god mom im scared can you come pick me up-

Goddammit, Thomas and Joan, I'm NOT fucking ready to be traumatized again, fUCK

I wish I wasn't a broke ass university student so I could contribute to Thomas's gloriously extra Patreon—both so I can support my favorite content creators who make this amazing blessed content and also, to join my boi Janus in fucking  destroying society by giving money to the people who actually deserve it, fuck YOU GOVERNMENT-

Okay. 

Okay. 

New headcanon time as to why Patton, Remus, and Logan weren't in the ep: they were helping Jan film that Patreon promotional video. 

Like

Remus directed it, Logan helped with the lighting and script, and Patton was just there as the cheerleader. 

The reason Janus made a dog with shadow puppets wasn't just to flaunt his deity status and prove how he is truly above us mere wretched mortals 

despite that being the absolute truth and we all know it, don't lie to yourselves

No, it was really him trying to do something cute and silly for Patton, because Moceit rights, daMMIT

*inhales*

noww 

guys, gals, and nonbinary pals

it’s time forr

the most wonderful time of the yearrr

WAITING FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

Step right up, folks! Hear ye, hear ye, my prediction for the next episode: Prinxiety v. Moceit! With special guest stars: Karrot Kings vibing in adorable gay and Intrulogical, bitter at being excluded aGAIN

Who will win? Who will lose? 

here’s a hint: we all will because in this sick twisted game they are no winners only losers-

Place your bets, folks! ✨

Haha im not readyyy~

tl;dr

this episode has cleared my skin, watered my crops, and ended my suffering—an adorable calm before the... angsty fucking shitstorm that’s coming far too soon. Prinxiety stans, enjoy your food. Place an 'F' in the chat for me and my fellow grieving Remus stans. Trashmas is the true OTP, but Karrot Kings is cute too I guess. I've only had Nico Florés for 24 minutes, but if anything happens to him, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself. Purple eyeshadow Virgil makes me question my sexuality aGAIN, and happy gay disney prince rights y'all. Say a big ole 'fuck you' to capitalism by giving your local dapper snake moneys. Concussion makes brain go brr and imma go buy some carrots and be gay now.

psst hey @quarantinevibes2020​ you wanna join me in being disaster-y? i’ll bring my best gay stare and you bring the wine

Until next time, my lovelies! ~ Ches 🖤

[pr0dbeomgyu]

BLURRY LINES

*＊✿❀LINE 16: A WHOLE ASS HAUNTED HOUSE❀✿＊*

shivering when she woke up, y/n felt a weight around her waist.

"what the f--" she almost threw away when she realised it was taehyun's arm that was wrapped around her, but halted when she saw a beautiful view beside her, taehyun sleeping peacefully.

indeed, kang taehyun's face card never decline.

taking her time, y/n traced every single curve of his face features with her eyes, fingers itching to touch his long lashes but no, that seems too risky. without her realising, her lips that were initially pursed into a line had slowly turned into a small smile.

"take a picture, it lasts longer," taehyun suddenly spoke, his eyes still closed.

y/n only replied with a shrug, before fishing her phone out of her jeans' pocket, proceeding to take a photo of taehyun.

*click*

"did u just literally take my picture?" taehyun's eyes fluttered open, trying to meet y/n's eyes, but the said girl was actively avoiding it. he found the situation very amusing.

"you did ask for it, right?" y/n acted unbothered, in contrast with the butterflies in her stomach, due to the close proximity of their faces, also not to forget the fact that he's practically hugging her.

"let me see," taehyun scooted closer, his head meeting hers, bumping it in the process, making the gap between them became non-existent.

y/n hummed, swiping the pictures to the side, showing them to taehyun.

"whoa im so goodlooking. quick, take more where im smiling, maybe you can look at it later when you miss me," he teased.

"hah, as if," but still, y/n directed the lens towards taehyun.

"wanna grab some coffee while planning on ways to murder beomgyu and ryujin?" taehyun suggested after a few good photos, holding out his right hand to pull her up.

"sounds good, let's go," putting her hand in his, she got up. they walk to the coffee shop still hand in hand, none of them really say anything about it, maybe none of them really want to let go anyways.

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SYNOPSIS :

if there's anything y/n's good at, it's differentiating her feelings between love or hate. it's so distinct, she really doesn't get it when people say they have mixed feelings about something, cause to her, love is LOVE and hate is, well... HATE. LOVE is like her feelings for prodsputnik, an anonymous soundcloud artist she adores which she may or may not have a stan account for. HATE is like her feelings towards her roommate, kang taehyun. she even claimed that researchers are bullshitting when they say there's a thin line between hate and love. but what if y/n figures out that prodsputnik and kang taehyun is the same person? will the line between love and hate stay thick and clear as fuck (y/n's words) to y/n or will it get blurry?