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[81astriss]

people we meet on vacation | alex albon

filipino!reader x alex albon fc: aiah arceta, lily muni he, others on pinterest

during a solo trip to manila, alex tried to figure out the city by himself (which wasn't the easiest task ever...) lucky for him, he got a free, unofficial tour guide!

a/n: taglish au i've been ITCHING to make. translations included (not all are direct translations)! some jokes make more sense in tagalog 😭 filo f1 fans wya!!!!! (i would make this on tiktok but it's so hard to get views there)

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day 1.

alex_albon mabuhay! 🇵🇭 liked by georgerussell63, lando, and others

↳ user1 PHILIPPINES MENTIONED

↳ user2 UY PILIPINS ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🫵🫵

↳ georgerussell63 i better get souvenirs

lando 👆👆 if we dont get souvenirs, u dont love us charles_leclerc (3)

↳ user3 the filo aus are gonna have a field day with this

↳ user4 this might be the closest i get to a race

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day 2.

"Hi, excuse me, how much is it to get to..." It felt like a dream, hearing a British accent in the tricycle terminal near Legarda station.

"100 pesos, sir!" The tricycle driver said, cheerfully. 100?! That's unreasonable!

You could've ignored it, you could've walked away, things like this happen all the time. But you didn't.

"Uy, kanina pa kita hinahanap! Andito ka lang pala di ka tumawag." [Translation: Hey, I've been looking for you! You were just here this whole time and you didn't call.] You say, putting on a smile and the thickest filipino accent you could muster up.

Both the tricycle driver and him looked at you "Sorry, who..." He questions as you take him by the wrist, away from earshot of the tricycle driver.

"He was giving you an unreasonable price. 100 is too much, it's usually around 60 pesos." You explain, now realizing how absurd that experience must be for the guy. "I'm sorry, that was random. Wow this is embarrassing. Um, I'm Y/n. I guess. Bye!"

You were about to walk away when he laughed. "Well I should've known better than to ask for the price as a non-local. Thanks for helping me there. I'm Alex."

You both walk side by side, not sure exactly where you're both headed. "This might be a big favor but do you think you could show me around? It's my first time here and I'm just by myself." He asks, avoiding eye contact.

"What like a personal tour guide?" Wow, this man could easily be kidnapped.

"I guess...? Only if you want to, though! Not forcing."

"Deal, as long as I get paid by the hour." He thinks about it. Like actually considers it.

"50 euros an hour, how does that sound?" Euros?!?! Damn, this man is RICH rich.

"NO, I'M JOKING. I'll do it for free." You say even though the idea of getting paid that much doesn't sound so bad. "It's the least I could do for catching you off guard back there."

You spend the rest of the afternoon showing him around the area, eating, talking, meeting some fans in UST (he was apparently famous?), and eating again.

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alex_albon i am, in fact, lost in the city liked by youruser, lando, and others

↳ 🔒 youruser ibalik ang korona sa espanya !!! liked by alex_albon

81astriss i don't know the translation of this but it came from this audio lmaoao

↳ user1 TANGINA KUNG KELAN DI AKO PUMASOK [translation: FUCK HE'S THERE WHEN I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL]

↳ user2 got a pic with him at dapitan 😛😛

user3 alexa play jealous by nick jonas user4 pakihanap po pake ko [translation: do i look like i care]

↳ user5 the way he's in manila when we FULLY EXPECTED him to be at bgc oml 😭😭😭😭

user6 bro is here for the authentic ph experience WHAJAHJQHJAHHQ

↳ lando skill issue imagine getting lost

↳ user7 alex albon L.L. confirmed

user8 aLex aLbon user9 omg ure on something user7 yes let us cook 🔥🙏

↳ user10 WHO TOOK THE PIC

🔒 youruser idk but they're a good photographer 😼

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day 3.

now playing: Pangarap Lang Kita - Parokya ni Edgar 🔒 youruser ganto pala pag may ka-binondo date [translation: so this is how it feels like to go on a binondo date] liked by alex_albon, and 142 others

↳ friend1 HELLO??? DATE?

↳ friend2 sarap ng bbq pwede ka ba maging bbq [translation: barbecue tastes good, do you want to be my baby?]

81astriss this makes more sense in tagalog i promise 😞

↳ friend3 sino yang ka date mo at bat parang di ako yan [translation: who are you on a date with and why is it not me]

↳ friend4 sarap ng kain [translation: what you're eating must be delicious]

🔒 youruser mas masarap ako [translation: i taste better] friend4 girl 😧!

↳ friend5 girl why is alex albon in your likes

friend5 GIRL WHY IS ALEX ALBON FOLLOWING YOU URE ON A PRIV ACCOUNT TF

↳ friend6 sana di ka nanakawan [translation: i hope no one pickpocketed you]

↳ friend7 tondo date naman next, saksakan kami ng kadate mo [translation: go on a date in tondo next, me and your date will stab each other (oh this sounds concerning 😰)]

🔒 youruser GRABE SYA 😭😭😭 [translation: THATS CRAZY]

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alex_albon 🏮🥢 liked by youruser, friend5, georgerussell63 and others

↳ user1 BINONDO DATE WITH ALEX ALBON

user2 povs are gonna go crazy!

↳ user3 PANGARAP LANG KITA 😣😣😣😣 [translation: I CAN ONLY DREAM OF BEING WITH YOU 😣😣😣😣]

↳ user4 i ❤️ chinitos

↳ user5 alexa play waltz of four left feet by shirebound

user6 di ko naman yata ikamamatay kung di ko makita si alex albon [translation: i don't think i'll die if i don't get to see alex albon]

↳ friend5 last slide?????????? youruser liked by youruser

↳ user7 UGHHHH POGI PA RIN KAHIT NAKATALIKOD [translation: ughhhh he still looks good from the back]

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day 4.

alex_albon "poging tambay sa bgc" or whatever the hell that means liked by georgerussell63, lando, youruser, and others

↳ user1 nasawa na sa kanal humor [translation: he's gotten tired of the kanal humor]

↳ user2 second time i've seen him in the ph #meanttobe

user3 God i've see what you've done for others 😔

↳ 81astriss i need to stop using that pic of alex

↳ lando how much are you willing to bet that he found someone

georgerussell63 my future kids carmenmmundt please don't use our future kids as a wager alex_albon ihyk i see your comments

↳ user5 we're just going to pretend we didn't notice that second slide

user6 must've been the wind! 🙈🙉

↳ carlossainz55 i agree you are pogi 😉

↳ user7 ayan nag bgc na nga [translation: he finally went to bgc]

↳ friend5 asan na bgc post mo youruser [translation: where's your bgc post?]

🔒 youruser inamo rin e [translation: fuck you]

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🔒 youruser feeling burgis [translation: feeling rich] liked by alex_albon, friend5, and 167 others

↳ friend1 BWISET ANO TO [translation: BITCH WHAT IS THIS]

↳ friend2 INANG SOFT LAUNCH YAN AH [translation: NOT THE SOFT LAUNCH]

friend3 SOFT PA BA YAN [translation: IS THIS STILL CONSIDERED A SOFT LAUNCH]

↳ friend4 "if i can't get rich, i'll marry rich" mindset

🔒 youruser not a gold digger but yesss get that bag 🔥

↳ friend5 sabi na nga ba [translation: i knew it]

🔒 youruser shhhh

↳ friend6 ok pwede na idelete [translation: okay you can delete this now]

friend7 pag inggit pikit [translation: if you're jealous, just close your eyes]

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day 5.

now playing: Spoliarium - Eraserheads 🔒 youruser fav high school subject was history liked by alex_albon, friend5, and others

↳ alex_albon 📸: alex_albon

🔒 youruser ok we get it you take good pics friend5 THIS IS NOT A REGULAR OCCURRENCE ???? friend5 oh jesus i forgot you didn't watch f1 alex_albon WHAT

↳ friend1 gala nang gala ah [translation: you keep going out]

friend2 may kadate nanaman 'to [translation: i bet she's on a date again]

↳ friend3 so we're just going to ignore the fucking f1 driver?

friend5 THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING friend5 HOW DO YOU EVEN END UP IN THIS SITUATION

↳ friend4 so prettyyyy!!!!!! liked by youruser

friend4 yung painting di ikaw [translation: the painting, not you] youruser SAMA MO HWAJHAHJQHA [translation: YOU'RE SO MEAN HWAJHAHJQHA]

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alex_albon national museum of fine arts liked by youruser, lando, georgerussell63, and others

↳ lando NOT THE MUSEUM DATE

georgerussell63 MATE YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 5 DAYS

↳ 🔒 youruser omg who took those pics 🫣🫣

alex_albon my tour guide 🔒 youruser making her do free labor is crazy in this economy alex_albon i insisted on paying! 🔒 youruser that was sarcasm and she insisted that you don't pay!

↳ user1 fav conspiracy theory is alex had a secret filipina gf for years and theyve been secretly married

user2 why would he keep her a secret user1 bc its a forbidden love romeo and juliet scenario, her parents dont approve of him so he went away to become an f1 driver then he comes back when hes so successful to finally win over her parents user3 what in the wattpad user4 when i enter a "make up a fake scenario" contest and user1 is my competition 😧

↳ friend5 by any chance can you get me free paddock passes

friend5 this is youruser i forgot my password 🔒 youruser that is NOT me. she is a FRAUD

↳ georgerussell63 we are not ignoring this mystery girl, albono

lando we SEE your posts charles_leclerc you are the topic in the imessage group chat carlossainz55 answer the gc alex stop ghosting us

↳ user5 I WAS AT NATL MUSEUM YESTERDAY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

user5 right place wrong time 💔

↳ user6 an art gallery could never be as unique as you 🫶

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day 6.

It was Alex's last day before his flight at 2am. The past week has been entertaining to say the least.

You didn't know much about tourism but you brought him to all your favorite spots in the area. From the busiest streets, to the quietest museums, he went everywhere with you in this city. Something about him not being with you the next time you went there felt... off.

From that day in the tricycle terminal, you two just clicked perfectly. If Alex Albon could already become a semi-major part in your life in a span of 6 days, what more if he was with you for the rest of your life?

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Alex arrives at your house and he was immediately greeted by your dog and little sister (not the same creature).

"Ate! Andito na si Kuya Alex!" Your sister calls out [ate = older sister; kuya = older brother] [translation: Y/n! Alex is here!"]

He brought a box of ensaymada from Mary Grace and placed it on the table for your mother, who was extremely grateful.

You were on the way down the stairs when you heard your sister talking to him. Her english was broken and he was trying his best to understand what she was trying to say, while he pet the dog who was now lying down on his lap.

You couldn't help but melt at the sight. He fits right in this home of yours.

Lunch flew by quickly. Your mother got to know Alex more and so did you. With every childhood story he shared, you felt more and more drawn to him than ever. Like you just wanted him to stay here forever.

He helped clean the dishes, much to your mother's dismay, and you cleaned the dining table.

This felt right. The two of you in one house, doing something homely of some sort. It made you feel complete. To Alex, it felt natural. Like this is what he was meant to be doing.

And then it was done. You wanted him to stay with you in this house for just a bit longer but that felt like you would be asking for too much.

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The drive to the airport was dreadful. You were trying to delay him leaving as much as you could. Stopping when the light was only on yellow, passing by the route which had more traffic, not going over 60kph. It was painfully obvious you didn't want him to leave.

Yes, it was selfish. Especially because a week ago you didn't even know each other! And now you're praying that he misses his flight just so you can spend a bit more time together.

On the passenger seat was Alex, staring blankly at God knows what, occasionally looking over at you. Deep down he didn't want to leave yet. Maybe if you drove a tad bit slower he could "accidentally" miss his flight? Can he cancel his entire flight for you? Yes. Does he want to? Oh absolutely. The question is: will he?

You arrived at the airport right on time. This is it. You helped him unload his stuff, avoiding eye contact.

"So this is all your stuff?" You said, gesturing to the 3 bags in front of him.

He inhales. "Yeah, that's all."

None of you moved. He was supposed to walk inside the airport but he refused to move.

"So um... stay in touch?" He fidgets with the zipper of his luggage.

"I will. I'll miss going around with you."

"I'll miss you," He pauses then pulls out his wallet. He takes out a 100 euro bill and hands it to you. "Compensation for putting up with me for the past week."

You shake your head. "No, I refuse to take this."

"Take it, think of it as a tip instead of a real payment. Please, I insist."

"And I insist that you board your plane now."

"That's not how that works actually-"

"Well I don't know, I've never been on a plane!"

The time he had left to spend with you was almost up. You check the time then take out a 1000 peso bill. "Here. Although I'm a hundred percent sure the euro is worth way more."

He just smiles at you then walks away. You wanted to run after him but what a stupid move that would be for someone you met barely a week earlier.

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tagged: youruser alex_albon it is indeed more fun in the philippines 💁‍♂️ shoutout to my unprofessional tour guide. u were the best one i could ever ask for. i'll miss you. liked by youruser, lando, georgerussell63, and others

↳ user1 HE'S A VICTIM OF THE FILIPINO YEARNING EXPERIENCE

↳ user2 i dont believe in love at first sight but

↳ 🔒 youruser don't make me cry i just got home.

↳ 🔒 youruser i hate you never come back (come back asap ill miss you m8)

friend5 this is crazy

↳ user3 alex i have a nangungulila playlist if u need it 😞 [nangungulila = to miss/long for someone]

↳ lando have a safe flight

lando we have a lot to talk about when you get back 🤨

↳ georgerussell63 we got a reveal everyone cheered

↳ user4 SO SHE WAS THE ONE HE WAS WITH AT NATL MUSEUM

user5 and binondo!! user6 and bgc... and literally his entire stay in the ph

↳ friend5 i hate to say it but i told you so

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tagged: alex_albon 🔒 youruser hope u enjoyed ur stay. come back soon bc my sister wont stop asking me abt you liked by alex_albon, friend5, georgerussell63, and 217 others

↳ alex_albon are all your pics of me eating

🔒 youruser no i just only take out my phone when eating 🔒 youruser youre not a big back!!! your back is average? sized? idk

↳ friend1 GOOD CHOICE GOOD CHOICE

↳ friend2 BAGAY GAGO [translation: DAMN YOU LOOK GOOD TOGETHER]

↳ friend3 bro is just casually friends with alex albon

friend3 pasabi pareto kay lando [translation: ask him if he can set me up with lando]

↳ friend4 si mystery man pala to e [translation: it's mystery man!!]

↳ friend5 i still cant comprehend this tbh

🔒 youruser i cant comprehend that it's only been a week friend5 THAT TOO

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1 year later.

tagged: alex_albon youruser first monthsary yeah liked by alex_albon, friend5, lando, and 217,043 others

comments were limited by the creator.

↳ alex_albon 1 year of friendship and pining but happy 1 month ❤️

youruser PROBLEMA PAREHO TAYONG TORPE NUN E HAJSHDKH [translation: THE PROBLEM BACK THEN WAS THAT WE WERE BOTH SCARED TO ADMIT OUR FEELINGS HAJSHDKH] alex_albon baby ily please translate youruser pls never call me baby again thats so cringe

↳ georgerussell63 ah i remember the good old days when you were still unknown

youruser okay old man lets get u to bed

↳ friend5 BEEN HERE SINCE DAY 1 liked by youruser, alex_albon, and others

↳ friend3 #1 supporter i better not hear any objections

friend5 oh who is you

↳ lando ok this is adorable icl

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tagged: youruser alex_albon i better see more tour guide to lovers tropes on wattpad now 😼😼 happy monthsary, my beautiful stunning ethereal majestic slightly big backed gf liked by lando, youruser, georgerussell63, and others

↳ youruser im choosing to ignore the big backed comment liked by alex_albon and others

↳ youruser send me the wattpad fics u find

alex_albon duh of course i will

↳ user1 this is so cute but how does he know about wattpad.

↳ user2 y'all are adorable... annabelle get them

↳ georgerussell63 double date ft. lando when

lando im free whenever alex_albon 👆 me too

↳ lando my parents ❤️

alex_albon is it too late to disown you

↳ user3 ALEX PULLED A BADDIE oh we used to pray for times like these

↳ friend5 so about the paddock pass

alex_albon i'm working on it 🫡 friend5 OH MY GOD YOU'RE AMAZING youruser please marry this man

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super rushed ending agaiinnnnnn :(( i'm so tired lol. target audience was for my filo f1 fans if you're out they say hi plsplsplspsls ily all hope u enjoyed this mwamwa i hope this does well despite my language not being the best huhuhu

also this is nothing like the book by emily henry which i've been meaning to read but like yeah IF IT'S GOOD PLS LMK

♡ xine

[queen0fm0nsterz]

ayo i found more unreleased songs for ln2 B') idk if you've seen them already but one is called hope and betrayal, anothers called real end of the hall and the last is dejavu, i can grab some links if you want

OH BEST FRIEND I KNOW ABOUT ALL OF THEM ALREADY AND LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTSSSSSS!!!

It's been a while since I had the occasion to talk about the music in LN! Now I'm gonna list every single one of them and tell you ALL about what I think. I'm going to link them all here so you can check them out for yourself!

1) Main Menu (Dejavu Version)

This really does feel like a dejavu. It has so many different elements taken from soundtracks of both games, which I find quite intriguing.

It begins with Six's music box, the one we hear playing during in the first sections of Togetherness I, which then abruptly turns into a slightly altered Six's Theme from LN I. While similar, it's not exactly the same as True Colors. Then, the melody procedes more or less as the final Menu Theme, but this time instead of being sang by children, it seems to be sang by a chorous of women -

- and this is where it gets interesting. The next and final section initially reminded me of The Lady Circles, Trailer Version's beginning, where the core melody of End of the Hall is played in the background, however... doesn't the melody playing over it sound like the very beginning of Room With A View?

A jump in the past, truly. While I like this version a lot, I do prefer the one we ended up getting. Having the childern sing adds to the charm.

2) Tiny Flickers (Alpha)

An early version of one of my favorite extra soundtrack? Honestly, this sounds like it could have been one of the songs playing in the TV. I have to admit it sounds slightly frightening, especially when the main theme goes quiet and we're left with the beat. An initially enjoyable silence turned uncomfortable after it lasts for a second too long. And when the main melody starts again and it's going off beat... Something about it is so wrong.

Concept: this song only starts playing from every TV when Mono is running around the City by himself, looking for Six. It's her call for help distorted by the Tower into a sick melody with nothing but ill intent behind it - like it did to Hypno.

3) Real End of the Hall

Right, because we needed it to be 5 minutes long. Dear Lord I hate this song. It just sounds so... hopeless. Like all the joy has been sucked out of it. I'm tearing up as I'm writing this. Fuck you Tobias Lilja /pos

There is nothing much to say about most of it to be honest. The melody is more or less the same, just longer. That is, until we get halfway through... that's when yet another chorous of women begins singing as the static grows louder and louder! In the very back, a child's voice can be heard, yet it's muffled, covered by both the women and the static - until static is all that remains.

And then, at the very end, a familiar sound. That's the Maw, best friends. There is no way it's anything else.

Leads me to believe we were actually supposed to get another scene after the door closes at the end of the game. Maybe Six getting on the Maw?

4) Humming Call (Rest Easy)

Oh this one DESTROYED me.

There is not much to say about it musically, but... damn, Six's humming is just... MAN. You can clearly hear the distress in her voice, she sounds like she's desperately trying to hold back tears and failing. Her voice is quite distorted, so I'm guess this is Monster Six - or even Six attempting to calm herself down during the monster transformation process? Either way, it really seems as if she's in pain. I hate it here

5) End of the Hall (Short)

Nothing to say about this one, just End of the Hall with no clock in the back and less static. Everything hurts

6) Hope and Betrayal

Can I say, I'm glad they chose Nothing Lasts Forever over this one, even though this one is objectively better in every single aspect? Because if they DID go with this one, I would have never fucking recovered. And I STILL haven't recovered?!

The beginning, while similar to Nothing Lasts Forever, as the title implies, is much more hopeful. I can perfectly see the scene in my mind. Mono and Six running together in slow motion and they're about to get out, finally, they're about to leave. Six is a bit ahead, Mono does the jump, and then... it drops. Just like it does in NLF.

... BUT THEN IT CONTINUES.

I'll be honest, this was the last place where I would have expected the Lady's motif to pop out. And YET. Like you can't deny it. It's literally right there for everyone to hear. Right after the drop. And it's so cruel.

Because even though it's solemn and composed like only the Lady songs only manage to be, it still sounds hopeful. Almost as if dropping Mono was the right choice. Up until now, percussions (?) have been playing in the back of the song, like a never ending heart beat. When the drop happens, suddenly, all heaviness is lifted from the song. The singing voice of the woman sounds so... free. The child humming towards the end is just as relaxed, almost as if they just lifted an incredibly crushing weight off their chest.

It's hauntingly beautiful - like the concept I think it's trying to express. In order to be free and embrace her true self, Six has to leave what's holding her down behind. Even if it's a friend.

Even if it's Mono.

This song ceases to be beautiful and transforms into being just straight up cruel when taking Mono into account, which is why I'm glad it wasn't used. It wouldn't have helped with the whole "Six is just a kid trying to survive and is genuinely regretful aftet dropping Mono" argument - of which I'm a firm believer btw.

7) Unknown 2

Ah, another song with a beginning similar to A Room With A View... except this time it goes on for much longer. Almost two minutes of it!

Then, the tone shifts, while still keeping the motif in the back: it's suddenly more reminiscent of Togetherness... until it slowly begins to dwelve into Maw typical noises. I wonder if the game was supposed to have multiple endings at one point - OR! This could have perfectly been the song playing during the credits. It would totally fit there! It does give off a similar vibe to Beneath the Waves... Plus, the Maw noises at the end could be in reference to Six on the Maw again!

8) Pursuing Hounds (Old Hunter Chase)

Not a really good one, but I still sorta like it? It would have fit the Hunter. I like the noise in the back, it sorta sounds like it's a broken machine running after the kids. Still, it doesn't hold up at all when compared to the literal banger that is Boots Through the Undergrowth.

9) Pale Silhouette Above

This one was apparently supposed to be used during the Thin Man chase sequence, in the scene where you have to walk directly under him and avoid being captured. I appreciate the throwback to A Feeling For Meat in the back, even though it makes no sense thematically.

10) Pale Silhouette Arrival

Another Mr Thin song that was supposed to be used in a scene where he came out from an elevator. Apparently both this and the previously mentioned song are shorter versions of Playtime.

Pale Silhouette... I like that name. I'm gonna add it to the "Broadcaster Nicknames to make him sound cool in fanfics" list.

11) Dejavu

Another song filled with Maw noises. It vaguely sounds like the Lady's motif... again. Specifically the one from Lure of the Maw. Compared to the other, this one really does sound it could be a Little Nightmares/Secrets of the Maw OST.

[shotorozu]

omg , so i saw this one tiktok and i can’t find it but it gave me an idea and reminded me of ur posts LMEDOEKOH

so like what if somebody posted a tiktok trying to slander like todobakudeku ( separatly duh ) ‘s gf trying to say that like ‘ i would be better then her ’ etc etc

and then THEY THEMSELVES duet the video like ‘ yeah no, my gf solos ’

LIKE LMAONEODNDMDM

“my s/o solos”

(tiktok prank)

character(s) : todoroki shouto, bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku (bnha)

PART TWO (will contain shinsou, kirishima and denki possibly)

legend : [Y/N = your name, L/N = last name] fem! reader as requested (appearance is pretty ambiguous) quirk mentioned, not specific

headcanon type : angst if you squint, fluff, crack (x reader)

note(s) : YOU’RE SO SMART FOR THIS ‼️ that is all. at this point, we’re friends 😼👆this time, the tables have been turned, and THEY’RE THE ONES DOING THE TOK-ing ™️

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todoroki shouto

okay, i gotta tell everyone this first— shouto todoroki NEVER goes on tiktok without you being in the same room.

like yeah, he downloaded the app because 1. you recommended it, so of course he’s gonna do what you say. and 2. so the both of you could scroll on it when there’s nothing else to do

otherwise, he sees literally no reason to be on the app 🧍‍♀️ so, my next point is that one of his friends alerted him about the tiktok

shouto was training with his quirk, when he received a message— and to him it’s odd, because people usually know that he’s training, and to text him later.

he decides to take a break, and sees that midoriya sent him a video, and a message. and, the context has the youngest todoroki CONFUSED.

[midoriya has sent an attachment] ‘hey todoroki! i think you might wanna see this ^^;; have you seen this already? please don’t get mad.’

the video above was a tiktok of some girl that looks like his age SLANDERING his s/o, saying proudly and shamelessly, “i love shouto but wow, there’s no taste at all. i would be a better fit for him.”

shouto’s standing there confused because he’s never seen, or spoken to her before. and second of all— why would this rando be better than Y/N L/N

it’s so confusing, to the point he might’ve made the training room a bit colder with his quirk, subconsciously

and suddenly, he regrets making his hero name his first name. she has no right to be saying his name like that.

“i’m done training,” he says out loud, and he immediately texts back, asking his friend for the @, which he receives (but midoriya’s lowkey quaking in his seat bc wtf is his friend gonna do exactly 😨❓)

you know how i said that shouto has the app already downloaded? yeah, he already started up his account months ago. sporting a simple profile picture, having a extremely short bio, and only follows friends from UA. and you, teehee

but, the account itself’s on private— so he IMMEDIATELY changes his account’s settings to public, finds the account and video slandering Y/N, and clicks on the duet option.

you see where i’m going here? he’s gonna show you off, just because he can :) and the next move for shouto is to find you 😈

he quickly locates you, finding you in your respective dorm. shouto greets you like how he usually does— and you don’t seem unnerved by anything, or make any mention of a tiktok, so he’s super relieved.

“hey, shou—” not showered, sporting a light layer of sweat, and not caring but with fervor, shouto quickly presses the play button, and kisses you straight on the lips.

you kiss back, familiar with his lips. and though you don’t question his action, and the sudden eagerness, you do notice the phone that’s right in your faces💀

but you do get an idea of what’s happening, when you catch a glimpse of his screen. seeing the familiar layout— you’re under the impression that he’s filming a tiktok of his own.

when shouto rests his forehead against yours, you smile— noticing the fact that he’s looking at you like you’re the best thing that’s happened to him not that he never stops looking at you like that

“my girlfriend solos, Y/N solos.” shouto speaks clearly into the camera, and not a single shred of waver or doubt is in his voice.

it warms your heart, but you burst out in hysterics. simply because it was very random, and shouto said that in the most monotonic voice you’ve heard 💀

he shortly posts the duet afterwards, the tiktok’s description having one hashtag, #youlose, and it reacting it’s maximum capacity (filled with reasons as to why you’ll always be superior.)

and the tiktok BLOWS up— ratio-ing and gaining a lot of likes compared to the original poster, by a lot.

the fact that a ton of people have seen it, and commented on it, is almost humiliating, shameful.

to you and shouto anyway, but it was SUPER embarrassing to the girl, since everyone was making fun of her (let’s just say the video had 2400 likes and 20.k comments)

with people commenting stuff like ‘LOL NOT SHOUTO TODOROKI RATIOING YOU’ ‘this is embarrassing 😬’ ‘delete this now omg i’d never live with myself if i was in your place 😭’

it was so bad the girl had to go private for a bit, but it’s not like everyone forgot what she did— when she returned a week later 💀

now everyone knows not to slander Y/N L/N— since you’re always going to be by his side, and you’re always going to be his. (as if they weren’t cautious already.)

bakugou katsuki

probably goes on tiktok only when he’s SUPER bored, and if you’re with him. otherwise katsuki doesn’t hop on tiktok that often.

it’s not like he hates it, he can deny it all he wants, but he enjoys doing tiktok trends with you

and on top of that, he says the usual “i have better shit to do” when asked about his tiktok activity, and that’s quite true. with quirk training and everything that goes on in UA.

moving on to the next point, katsuki was reaching a new kind of bored— all lunch, and stretching into the afternoon. he was interning the day before, so it’s a given that he’d rest

meanwhile, you were out interning too. he already trained in the morning, so it’s not like he could train plus he did kinda wanna spend some time with you

so yeah, he was bored. hated that he resorted to tiktok, but it wouldn’t hurt to go on it— just to see if there was anything interesting

he was right. in a way, he did find something interesting, but it’s not in the kindest way.

because right after he entered the app, he came across a tiktok of some random girl taking RANDOM DISSES at Y/N.

“who the fuck is this extra??”

the algorithm has it’s funny ways, it’s almost as if he was supposed to see that. just by hearing her voice— that were like nails on a chalkboard, he’d grimace. so imagine his face when he heard her ridiculous points 💀

“katsuki is so hot omg, but Y/N on the other hand..? not so much. i can’t sense the good vibes, or chemistry, on top of that, she sounds too bland to be hyping up. i’d be better than her.”

the comments weren’t any better. because they were full with her friends agreeing “you spoke facts‼️” “ngl they have no chemistry.” “YOUR SHIPNAME WITH HIM SOUNDS BETTER DW YOU’LL GET HIM‼️”

he would’ve ignored it, if he was the one being dissed. like if he was insulted for whatever reason— but this random extra, insulting you? and her best friends backing her up? distasteful. repulsive

also, who gave her the right to call him by his first name? he prefers being addressed. but right now?— katsuki rather not be addressed this way.

katsuki might have a tiktok account but it’s not very personalized— no spicy, specialized username, no profile picture, no bio, and it’s a private account.

so, what he does is that he makes a NEW account, makes a personal username— lordexplosionmurder, the profile picture being his middle finger, and with a simple bio that says “fuck off dunce face. LORD EXPLOSION MURDER.”

so yeah, it really sounds like him. without a doubt.

he then finds the original poster, and comments a bunch of things under the post.

mostly “L.” and a string of 😐 and swear words— but that wasn’t enough for him, so he clicked on the duet option, and waited for your arrival

you come back to the dorm, and everyone’s eerily quiet. (it’s because they saw the tiktok and they’re scared to find out if you know about it) confused, you go to katsuki’s room— and he’s there waiting for you like normal.

he’s glad you’re unaware of the stupid tiktok, because the last thing katsuki wants is for you to discover that. “hey dumbass, come over here for a sec.” you do as he says, thinking he wants to squash you in a hug 💀

but he just— settles his head in between your legs, and he starts recording the duet.

he’s silent for a second before he squishes your thighs against the sides of his head, not caring about your protests— “hm, i fucking disagree. with all of this, i think my girl solos.”

he flips off the camera, a satisfied smirk curving his lips, before he ends the video. then, he climbs up from your legs— facing you, so he could inquire you about your day 💀 as if that totally didn’t just happen

you ask him questions, but he only disregards them— and you’re left confused, until you come across a duet that had like,, 300k likes

it was a duet of KATSUKI replying to this girl that was dissing you 💀 seeing that makes a lot of sense now.

katsuki apparently uploaded the duet a few hours after the initial recording, and it blew up without hashtags 😳 all of the comments he left on the girl’s video each have 10-15k likes more likes than the original video itself

everyone clowned them so much, to the point the girl and her friends had to limit their comments, and post an apology video (which katsuki will not accept anyway.)

you tease him about it later on, but he just scoffs and rolls his eyes— “they only apologized, because i ridiculed them for everyone on that shitty app to see. serves them right.”

and now, everyone is fearful for anyone that slanders you— because he WILL find out, and slander them back.

oh, and the girl deactivated not long after— which katsuki laughed about 💀

midoriya izuku

probably the most active out of the main three 💀 he works, trains and studies as much as he can, sure— but he frequents tiktok a lot

one, because he goes on the app when he’s super bored and it’s too late to be rambling out loud to you, let alone anyone. and two— he’s a big all might fan. he posts a lot of analytic tiktoks, and follows people that make similar content.

plus his friends and you, of course.

so, t’s strange for izuku to see something different. like drama outside of the heroes community, and secret accounts made by his friends.

i headcanon izuku to be that kind of person that watches all the tiktoks he sees on his fyp. if he doesn’t agree with the tiktok, he won’t give it a like, and he’ll continue scrolling. sometimes he’ll comment and disagree nicely

with that being said, he’s flattered and surprised when he sees his face on the fyp. because one— he assumes his techniques’ being complimented and who wouldn’t like that?, definitely not izuku

and two— he never viewed himself to be SUPER attractive even though he is

but that’s all thrown out the window, the more he watches the tiktok— and he’s dumbfounded, infuriated, and MORTIFIED when he finishes watching.

it was a tiktok with 3000 likes, of a girl he’s never laid his eyes on, slandering and insulting you— Y/N L/N, out of all people. because to him, there’s nothing about you that can be hated on for no reason.

‘sure,’ he thinks, ‘you can’t please everybody, but this is too much.’

because “izuku’s such a freckled cutie, i wanna date him so baddd, but ugh, what’s with the girlfriend?? so lame, boring, and there’s no chemistry. i’d be better than her.” is NOT, and WILL NEVER be a valid reason to him.

also, the fact that the girl called him ‘izuku’ instead of ‘deku’ made him go 😃🤨❓because ONLY HIS MOM, AND Y/N CAN CALL HIM THAT 🗣‼️

it also alarmed him that 3000 people actually liked the tiktok, considering that there was a lot of unnecessary hate. you two don’t even know this person 🗿

so y’know how bakugou made a new account, and made it clear that it was very much him saying those things? izuku does the exact opposite.

makes a new account. private, no profile picture, or bio— but his username is STOPHATINGONYN 💀

he did this because he didn’t want to bring any of his personal drama on his main account— which is for his hero analytic stuff, and his usual fanboying.

and second of all— you, and all his other friends follow him there, the last thing izuku wants is for you to see that kind of stuff.

he doesn’t care if you’re headstrong, or meek. your freckled boyfriend thinks no one should see that kind of shit. especially when it’s told by a stranger

finds the girl slandering you, and begins to comment a bunch of lengthy and short things on the video.

“hi— what do you have against Y/N??” “have you met them both?? izuku and Y/N??” “why are the insults so personal??” “why do people agree with this??” “YOU’RE SO WRONG THOUGH???”

and honestly, it’s extremely obvious that it’s izuku midoriya commenting all that stuff— no one would spam the comment section, the way izuku did.

girl really thought it was just a random Y/N fanboy, and continued making fun of you— so izuku had to resort of something else

infuriated, he stitches the video, waves with a smile to prove that it’s him— then explains and tells her why she’s so, so wrong. the stitch is 2 minutes long, but he managed to speak everything needed💀

“in short— i’m not sorry, but i’m not at all interested. so, i’ll have to pass up on your request. i hope this was informative.” then he smiles, as if he didn’t absolutely roast her alive, and verbally obliterate her 💀 oh, and his smile was very passive aggressive

the caption simply says “my s/o solos :))” and he literally TAGS the girl, and posts the stitch

he logs out, and doesn’t think too much of it— BUT THE TIKTOK GAINS ATTENTION, BECAUSE I GUESS IT ENDED UP ON EVERYONE’S FYP?? AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE’S SEEING HER VIDEO AND SLANDERING HER BACK

‘man he didn’t even need to use 3 minutes to absolutely ratio you’ ‘YOU MADE IZUKU MIDORIYA MAD LOLL’ ‘sooo embarrassing 😬 this was well deserved. great response, deku!’

in the common room, all of your classmates were applauding the green haired boy for his response. you decide to ask him about it, when you two walk back to your dorm

“oh, nothing special really,” he smiles innocently, “you’ll find out in a bit. but that’s not important, so don’t worry about it.” 😃

you found the tiktok a week later, and you were honestly intrigued, amazed 💀 you took him out for a date because of that

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[curseofaphrodite]

asTORIA MY BELOVED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE<333 HELLO

our wedding>>>>>>god's wedding ;)

bitch wHAT y'all don't have hindi//sanskrit as a subject???? lucky you😭😭 i had to study hindi compulsory till 8th grade- (hate that subject i swear hate the teacher too ig)

ISTG I BARELY STUDIED FOR MY TESTS BUT IK I STILL DID DECENTLY WELL when you're intelligent and have photogenic memory but give zero efforts for studying>>>

oh oh oh iNEJ GHAFA INEJ GHAFA INEJ GHAFA ‼️ she's mommy i swear sorry i simp for inej nina and kaz- (my biggest flex is that i simped for kaz kaz first not freddy kaz guess that's what happens when you read the books and not watch the tv series 😼🤌)

you have wattpad right?? have you read war of hearts?? it's a kaz brekker story istg it was favourite and i'm pretty sure i read like 4-5 times when i was in my kaz phase- oh well but stasiaj (i hope i spelt her name correctly but in case she's the female protagonist) what a girlboss leave that hot mob and date me pls one of few female ocs who didn't just let go of powerful nature for a goddamn m*n-

but since we're on topic of kaz lemme share my favourite freddy carter picture bc he was my fav white boy of month in february<3

LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE MY HEART SO PRECIOUS 💗💗 istg this isn't the bastard of barrel he's the baby of barrel 🥰✨❤️

(oh that one sence where he threatens a child omg so hot bruise my esophagus for all i care)

honestly hate men i'm so sorry that guy was truly a dumb bitch for rejecting a gem like you

i hugged nyasa for you heheheh

yES YES YES I WEAR RINGS!!! I WEAR 3 RINGS EVERY SINGLE DAY AND IF THERE'S SOME FUNCTION THEN I WOULD ADD MORE RINGS FROM MY RING COLLECTION 😩🙏💍

yk about our farewell (yes i'll sing about it for days cry about it🥰) (#sokind😸🙏) sOO guess who isn't coming

*dramatic pause*

*drum rolls*

✨tina✨

YES SHE ISN'T COMING TO THE FAREWELL NYASA TOLD ME AND I ASKED HER THAT "YOU'RE COMING TO THE FAREWELL NAA🤨" FOR SELF SATISFACTION 😩☝️‼️

honestly ily you literally write a whole ass novel answer to my whole ass novel ask<3

people who write novel long shits together stay together. periodt

well today we did shirt signing and one of my friends drew a mf dick on it😭😭 ffs i was ✨scared✨ that my mum would see it and yell at me but but but my mum ignoring the dick and commenting on every sweet messages and hearts>>>> material girl momma💅

how was your day tho i realised i stopped asking that lmao 😭 take care muah muah

i love you my sweets! ← look how pretty this looks🥲💗

-🔮

p.s. rewarding you with another poem of mine at night bc why not

doing the cut again gahaha

no no i had hindi up until 8th too! i just did very bad but our hindi sir was very lenient. he hardly even checked what he was correcting lol he marked us all as genuises and just gave us A everytime.

PLS youre smart asf and im not surprised. proud of you mwah.

stasiaj sounds like A QUEEN. not me running to wattpad and checking the book. the synopsis sounds so cool; the author is TALENTED ASF.

speaking of talented people, yes freddy mfing carter. he's adorable off screen and the perfect kaz brekker on screen. adorable and kaz in one sentence lol the day is cursed.

PLS PEOPLE WHO WEAR RINGS ARE AUTOMATICALLY THE BEST LIKE I DONT MAKE THE RULES !!!

TINA ISNT COMING YAASSS SUE THAT BISH IM GLAD. at least you'll have a drama free farewell. gimme tea on it tho 💋

shirt signing hakjsha I love your friend and your mom like she sounds nice.

MY DAY WAS OKAY I just woke up and I'm yet to catch up on all the asks so I'm queuing some so I think this would be posted some time in the afternoon?? idk how queues work. i hate math exam next HAHA fml thanks.

THAT DOES LOOK PRETTY MWAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AKSKHKJA

also,

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poem 🔪🔪🔪