#tim missing spleen and poor wally just woke up
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junespriince · 2 months ago
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Winged heart au
Tim: I want to study you.
Wally, eating his breakfast when Red Robin broke into his house: get in line buddy, so does half the plant.
Tim: I want your spleen.
Wally: why? You already have one.
Tim: I don't actually.
Wally:
Wally, looks at him: what the fuck, how are you alive?
Tim: pure spite and bi panic.
Dick, in his Nightwing suit coming out of Wally's bedroom: Morin' handsome.
Wally: Nightwing did you know your.... Brother.... Cousin.... Whatever the fuck, doesn't have a spleen!?
Dick, dropped his mug: you don't have a spleen!?
Tim I don't need it!
Dick: you do! What the hell!
Tim: it's like an appendix or a gallbladder or something like that, not needed
Wally, studied for far too long for misinformation to be spread like that: I need a drink...
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