#tilin headcanons

[hepatitushepatits]

Artists I think the qsmp eggs would like =]

By planetziggy.exe

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Chayanne: Puppet, Dayglow, JAWNY, Puma Blue, Rainbow Kitten Surprise, Mad Tsai, Gorillaz, Vundabar, GHOST,

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Dapper: Ghost, Rob Zombie, System Of A Down, Staind, Starset, Creed, Korn, Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Malevolent Creation, Krisiun, Broken Hope

Just.. hard metal. Like death metal. Similar to my headcanons of q!Bad's music taste.

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Ramon: Dr. Dog, Steve Lacy, Tracy Chapman, Phil Ochs, Pete Seeger, Woodie Guthrie

Just my brother's taste in music, lol.. Ramón is definitely into the classics but also indie.

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Leonarda: Valentín Elizalde, Fother Muckers, Calle 13, La Lá, Flema, Elvis Crespo, Soft Cell, Days N' Daze, Black Eyed Peas

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Trump: Illapu, ELAKORD, Coolio, Los Aldeanos, Orishas, Coldplay, El B, Al2 El Aldeano, Zacklanta, Emma Dos Santos, Lamp, Lisa Ono

I have this strong feeling that he would just love cuban rap, cuz it kinda reminds me of Maxo's songs.

In contrast, I feel like bossa-nova fits his vibe, too... maybe more like japanese bossa-nova, tho.

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JuanaFlippa: Sin Bandera, Ani DiFranco, Citizen's Utilities (my uncles band =]]]), Katerpillar (a band my mom is friends with 😭), Tori Amos, Kevin Kaarl, Whatever Dad, Bob Marley

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Tilin: Peach Pit, XXXTENTACION, Steve Lacy, Beach Bunny, Black Eyed Peas, Mac Miller

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Bobby: High Sunn, Coma Cinema, Will Wood, Bo Burnham, Lemon Demon, Tom Lehrer, The Mountain Goats, WILLIS, Gusttavo Lima, Daddy Yankee, Hatsune Miku (yes seriously hatsune miku), LucieToo, SHISHAMO, La Lá, Plastic Girl in the Closet, satomoka, iri, sikisi, Blu-Swing, Los Bukis, Calle 13, Los Enanitos Verdes, Mad Tsai

Idk! I feel like he would've liked more... Japanese indie? Shoegaze? Idk what it's called lol. Or comedy music...

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Tallulah: Beach Bunny (specifically like the Pool Party album?), Lovejoy (or like anyone related to them)(James Marriott, The Arctic Monkeys, Crywank, etc), Selena, Queen, Surf Curse, Jet, Gorillaz, (NOT ME PROJECTING HEHEHEH)(I have so many more but it'd be too long and my head hurts so)

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Richarlyson: Tribalistas, 4AM, IVYSON, Terno Rei, Ave Sangria, Tim Bernandes, Medulla, Lil Peep, kate gill, Daughter, Billy Joel, Plain White-T's, Current Joy's

He's so garage indie rock coded lol.

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Pomme: Stupeflip, Gwizdek, Nekfeu, Népal, Orelsan, Caperezza, Marracash, Willie Peyote, Pinkshift, iri, mildrage, Knosis, DAZZLE VISION, BABYMETAL, yoasabi, nouns, Natori

Pomme's just that one weird girl. She's always super nice but she wants to eat cement 🥰. Screamo music is her jam I reckon

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Yeah, idk.. I'll be updating this prolly, so stay tuned for that.

[blackwoodcore]

some updated egg babies!!

you get the vision right

[vinniepostsart]

These are mostly my own headcanons mixed with headcanons that I enjoyed from other artists in the fandom!! I might not stick with these designs since I wanna put a bit more thought into them, but I hope you enjoy the doodles plus my rambling lol Gegg is most def an exception that idk how to add since I wanted to write the ramblings as if it was from some sort of federation log

enjoy the #vinnieqsmprambles

[trademarkdraws]

headcanon that flippa and tilin used to tug at charlies clothes to get his attention

imagine charlie picking blackberries and maybe his baggy jeans get caught on a sticker bush, and maybe he turns with a fond smile to try and see which of the girls is trying to get his attention this time, and all he finds is space empty

imagine the other kids pulling at him for his attention like they used to, but he doesnt get his hopes up, tilin and flippas hands were far too small to be mistaken for theirs

they never got the chance to grow that big after all

[coff3w]

The ones we lost.

[namecantbeblank]

Part 2 of QSMP shit posts. Part 1 in comments

[charlieisnotokay]

need to post more so have headcannons

slime can shapeshift, but most of the time unintentionally. so when he's around his hybrid friends, he shifts.

its annoying to him sometimes, because when he's around avian/angel hybrids (phil, jaiden, mariana etc) , he suddenly gets wings, and they feel uncomfortable on his back. but it helps him chase them when they suddenly fly off.

juanaflippa has short hair, because she only recently started growing it out! she is🏳️‍⚧️ :)

mariana is an angel, and she lets charlie teach juanaflippa how to preen his wings!

all the eggs are (technically) shapeshifters! they shift to inherent traits of their parents!

(juanaflippa has her dads allergies, her moms eye color + tilin mostly looks like quackity, but with v few subtle traits of her dad. + vice versa w/ other eggs!)

mariana finds taking care of his wings tedious, and hates desert biomes or rainy biomes, because water makes his wings heavy & sand gets between his feathers.

jaiden and phil mostly help with mariana's wings, but sometimes they cant help because marianas angel wings are more delicate and lighter then jaiden and phils wings!

tilin has a bunch of colored bows ( a gift from quackity) but since she likes the red one the best, she gave the rest to her close friends/famlily!

(quackity has tilins red one, slime has a green one, mariana has a white one, juanaflippa has a yellow one, roier has a black one, and bobby has a blue one, and jaiden has a teal one!)

(not rlly a headcannon) juanaflippa LOVES pink, and she makes a bunch of pink bracelets for her parents!

slimes arm that is covered in code is the one with the wedding ring on it, and slime was surprised the code didn't get the ring.

slime used to be bullied as a kid, and one of them stabbed a stick in his head, and thats why its there. he couldn't get it out, so its permantly stuck.

mariana constantly uses pet names for slime and juanaflippa, and gives them little trinkets randomly.

slime can stretch his arms and pick up anyone. if anyone thinks cellbit is acting recklessly, slime just. picks him up. and cellbit goes a little limp bc hes a cat LOL

mariana and juanaflippa are TERRIFED of spiders. slime has to kill them bc they refuse to.

mariana is the cool parent to juana, bc he lets her get ice cream and other treats!

[isa-ghost]

qPhil & Other Egg Headcanons

Happy birthday original eggos 😭💚🎉

Note: Although I made these bc the og eggs are birth today, I've done at least one hc for each egg! They're a bit limited bc they're based off what I've seen through 3 POVs + osmosis through liveblog, but I included them all nonetheless. :D

qPhil headcanons masterlist

He thinks Leo has so much fucking swag. How does a literal egg look so fucking cool like at all times. How does she do it.

Secretly admires the shit out of Dapper. He's fucking brilliant. Hilariously unhinged. Insanely devoted to his collection habits. Adorably takes after Bad in looks and silliness. He's just such a badass little guy.

Pomme his fucking beloved. Brilliant just like her siblings, insanely perceptive, tough as nails yet still soft as flower pedals. He sees huge survivalist potential in her. He wishes she could shed some of the stress she's always seems to be under. He relates to her a bit too much sometimes. He hopes that poor girl gets a break.

He's absolutely gutted he didn't get to know Trump like at all. He saw little to nothing of him. He hopes he's at peace with Maxo.

GOD he wish he got more time with Flippa. She took him out like it was nothing. He would've loved training her alongside her parents. He bets she would've been an awesome pvper one day.

He wishes he could've seen more of Tilin. He was more familiar with her than he was Trump but still not enough.

Richarlyson makes it so hard not to pick "favorite eggs" besides his own. Richas is always on some wild ass shit, Phil fucking loves it. That kid's just high on life at like all times. Unreasonably funny on top of it all. God does Phil worry about him though, he's gotten way too into risking his life for the lulz.

Ramon practically feels like a third child to him (sometimes). Much like Dapper, he loves how brilliant he is and how cracked at his craft he is.

Bobby's death absolutely devastated him. He loved that little shit. And he loved how happy he made Roier and Jaiden. Seeing how severely his death broke them made his heart ache. He had nightmares about going through the same thing.

He's DETERMINED to get to know Chunsik further. Timezones are a bitch though. :( But he will be damned if something happens before he can get more familiar.

Empanada is unreasonably cute to him, and he loves seeing her take more and more after Bagi every time he sees her once more. He absolutely loves how close she and all her moms are. He genuinely fears the Pancake Mafia tbh, and he's convinced Empanada is the head.

He adores Sunny. She knows what she wants. They're not afraid to speak their mind as long as they're comfortable. She's silly and playful and sweet. Yet they still have this small, but palpable cool edge to them. Truly one spunky little girl. 😎

Phil is like 90% sure Pepito is just always going thru it, but has a sneaking suspicion that's just how Pepito seems at first glance, and maybe thats just what Pepito WANTS people to think. Either way, Pepito is just such a Creacher and Phil loves it. An absolutely loveable little guy.

He on/off considers commissioning Ramon or Dapper to make bombs to go fuck up a Fed building. He'd let them join him tbh.

He's so insanely afraid of accidentally hurting the eggs, but he'd love to spar with them and teach them more pvp skills so they'd be even better at defending themselves. He's only comfortable doing so with his own eggs.

God, he wants more times where ALL the eggs are together. He loves watching them interact, he loves their dynamics with each other and the chaos that unfolds when they're all in one place.

Phil: I don't want to build things bc technically that's doing the Feds a favor by making the island cooler. So fuck them. // Also Phil: *would build an entire city for these goddamn eggs if it meant they were safe and happy*

Watching the eggs all just talk and be silly together is literally Phil's favorite thing about their existence. Just watching them silently communicate in their Egg Ways, slapping down signs and punching each other. There's something so special and funny about their nonverbal communication.

He will NEVER be able to look at certain objects or accessories without thinking of the kids now.

He secretly has doodles of what he thinks each kid would look like if they hatched into dragons.

[bee-can-art]

It's taken me two weeks but I finally finished all of my qsmp egg human designs!!!

I have a lot to say about the design choices I made, so I'll put those under the read more if you want to hear my headcanons!!

• Click for better quality (17/07/2023)

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Some general headcanons:

• In order of shortest to tallest it goes: Bobby, Richalyson, Gegg, Tallulah, Tilín, Trump, JuanaFlippa, Pomme, Chayanne, Leonarda, Ramón, and Dapper.

• All of the eggs when found were wearing the same white vest/t-shirt and black shorts combination; along with their unique accessories. Any clothes that they're currently wearing, were gifted to them by the player characters.

• All of the eggs are the same age, and are all related (pretty sure that's canon tho).

• The eggs take on physical features from their parents, as an survival instinct. This includes basics such as hair and eye colour. But also includes things such as height and hair type.

• Eggs who's parents are avian/have bird-like features (such as wings), will adapt to have the same wing type as them. This also applies to other eggs, who are taken care of by avian players (see: Tallulah has dragon wings, but is growing black and golden feathers on them).

• The lower half of the eggs are dragon-esque; with scaley legs and clawed feet. The colour of their scales and number of toes that they posses are fixed and cannot be changed. Their ears and horn are a unique shape and colour, depending on the egg. The horns will continue to grow into adulthood.

They also have more naturally sharpened nails (like claws (but not sharp enough to hurt)).

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Tallulah

• Wears one of Wilbur's yellow sweaters, the sleeves often hanging over her hands. The red dress she wears is actually meant to be a pinafor, which is a staple part of a primary school uniform, here in the UK. They're most commonly grey, which I originally coloured it but it didn't look right, so I changed it.

• Has a freckle under her right eye (to her) that matches Wilbur, but also has a reverse freckle pattern of Quackity (I'm a tntduo-er (sue me)).

• Due to being cared for by Phil, she has begun growing small, black feathers on her wings. She also has a few golden ones, which started appering whilst trying to get Quackity to confess to Wilbur.

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Chayanne

• Takes after Phil the most, due to Missa's absence. This includes his wings becoming feathered crow ones, growing feathers on his face and tail, and has a hair and an eye colour to match Phil's. He also has a matching mole.

• Sometimes wears a helmet made from a large eggshell, painted to look like a skull (a nod to Missa and the fact that the eggs are... well, eggs). The skull on his t-shirt is also a nod to Missa (but he defo got it from Phil).

• His duck floaty has been replaced by a yellow hoodie, tied around his waist.

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Tilín

• Remember how I said that the clothes they wear were given to them by their parents? I like the idea (and think it's very in-character for him) that Quackity basically said, "I don't have any clothes for you, so just wear this until I find some", giving Tilín one of his jackets, and then they Tilín passed away before he could get him something else.

• He and Tallulah are the same height (again, I'm a tntduo-er (yes I am aware that Tilín's other parent has been confirmed to be Luzu, but this is my post so SHUSH). Also, similar to Tallulah, they have the same freckle pattern as Quackity, and an opposite placed freckle (under their left eye) to Wilbur.

• Has golden wings and feathers on face. Doesn't has a tail, due to low placement of their wings.

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JunaFlippa

• Wears one of Slime's white t-shirts with the three red hearts. Also owns a pair of Mariana's red gloves (not included in the drawing).

• Her wings have small holes in them, due to going to hell and coming back again.

• Gun.

• Her hair colour is closest to Slimecicle's, but it's unknown why her eyes are green (not brown like Mariana or blue like Slime).

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Bobby

• The smallest of all the eggs.

• From Jaiden he has her wings, bang and hair sprout pattern and colour. From Roier he has his multiple eyes (bc spider), eye colour, and wears one of his bandanas like him.

(I forgot to include the paint stains on his clothes, but he has those too).

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Leonarda

• Has small, rainbow mushrooms growing from their horns.

• From Foolish she has wings of gold (yes, you heard me. Leo's wings aren't like Tilín's with golden feathers, but are literally made from gold (yes she can still fly with them)). From Vegetta they have his hair and eye colour.

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Trump

• Was given one of Dan's turtlenecks and jackets, which were never replaced because, 1) Dan went "missing", 2) he [Trump] died before getting anything else.

(On another note, it was so wild for me to draw that jacket. I used to be a HUGE DanTDM fan, and the last time I drew fanart relating to him was in 2016/17)).

• Took after Maxo in hair and eye colour.

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Dapper

• The tallest egg (bc qBBH is one tall motherfucker). • Obviously, all of his features come from BBH, including the shape of his horns and the shape of his tail.

(if you were to put Dapper and BBH next to each other, Dapper would literally just look like a tiny BBH).

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Pomme

• Her beret isn't all black like her egg model, but looks like a red apple.

• Has split-coloured scales (one side blue, the other red) to match the placement of the markings on her egg model.

• Has golden duck wings to match Baghera. I went back and forth on whether to give her those or the butterfly wings she wears in-game. But I like the idea that those are more simialr to those fancy-dress type ones you can buy.

• The bottom of her dress has an apple stiched onto it.

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Ramón

• Second tallest egg.

• Yes he has hair under the hat (I haven't made him bald, don't worry). The hat itself is a nod to Spreen, who is his other parent but hasn't logged on in a while. His general outfit is also mean to have belonged to Spreen, as his Minecraft skin is just a bear in Steve's clothes.

I changed the pants, and added a white shirt and monocle because I like the idea that he's a bit of a fancy boy.

• The moustache on his egg model is represented in his hair, which you can see sticking out from under the hat (bc, like Chayanne, I had no idea how to get it to work in a logical sense).

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Richarlyson

• The second shortest egg.

• I'll be completely honest, I have no idea where the prosthetic leg headcanon came from for him, but I liked it so I included it. The leg I gave him is a running blade, as he is a fairly active kid.

• His hair covers his eyes, but underneath they are brown.

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Gegg

(Yes I'm including Gegg, shush)

• His whole body is green goop. This is how qSlime would also look, but it's easier for him to have his skin appear human, when at his "correct" size. When he [Slime] becomes over emotional/damged, his skin becomes more slime like.

Gegg is qSlime's way of coping with both his own daughter's loss and also his own self image. Because of this, he is always in a state of hurt, and this is refelected in Gegg's physical appearance.

• Has sticks sticking out of him, as well as visible bones, rocks, and other debris within his body. They get stuck in his him, in moments where he has a hard time controling the stickiness/consistency of his body.

• Doesn't have horns, wings, or a tail like the other eggs. Instead, he wears a pair of green, fancy-dress, dragon wings. It's obvious to other players/eggs- because they're on the outside of his clothes- but no points it out.

• Jorts.

• His t-shirt says "gegg" upside down, because he wrote it on himself, whilst wearing the shirt.

• No nose. His eyes also hover inconsistently over where his hair should cover them. His glasses are also just qSlime's.

• Gegg for president.

Here's the full lineup, for anyone who read alllll of that :D

[stellarcorpse01]

My favorite headcanon: Lydia's birthday is on November 2nd (Día de Muertos)

I know some people will say "oh but it's better if it's Halloween because it's the spooky holiday uuhhh" And I accept that. But I prefer to think of that other date because of the "spiritual" meaning it brings with it.

I feel the most profound date for her, since it is a day to connect with those who are no longer close by. Dedicating at least one day to remember them with affection and thank them for life. Because more than monsters, they are beings that when they die will leave a mark on someone and that's touching. I still know that it is a Latin American holiday (mainly Mexican), I like to think about it that way.

[imagines-babes]

Could I request some qsmp quackity x reader fluff headcannons?

Thank you for the request. I will try my best to do this because I have never written headcannons. So please enjoy these headcannons (also these will be scenarios. Also some are fluff and others aren’t.). From the beginning till now.

Quackity Masterlist

Qsmp headcanons(q!quackity)

It was nothing out of the ordinary. But between you two it was like meeting an old friends or something. After that fist night, he was walking around asking everyone how they enjoyed their staying. When it was between him and you. They weren’t be a lot of words. Even if quackity was a talkative person. He just didn’t want to say something bad in front of you.

Slowly, he would visit everyday and tell you what his plans were. Telling some people to blow up someone bases. Which from a bird Marianna house was blown up.

He would convince you to try to steal. Or at least stall some time as he checks in their chest. Then later head to his house to split what he found.

He would give you a flower if he ever found one. But don’t expect it everyday.

When he was building his house, he would ask you to come check on it or stay there so he have someone to say he did build it by himself.

The more you would hang out, the more you both had a connection. And more you both stayed with each other some feeling start to grow strong.

Tilin

He was excited to have someone to show around and his egg was name tilin. The first person he showed to tilin was you. He was excited. You met tilin and saw the smile on his face. The smile that can outshine anything.

You three would always hang out. Quackity will show tilin how to build. But tilin would be better. As his father tilin was just as reckless but safe.

When it was night, quackity would sometimes drink, and when he does, tilin would leave to head to yours or Roire and Jaiden's house. Tilin will sleep to music. Holding something quackity has given to them.

Sometimes when quackity and tilin would stay over. Once tilin woke up before you and quackity to slip into your room. Seeing you both holding each other. Tilin would go inbetween you to sleep in the middle. You would make way for him as he smiles.

He would have one karaoke night only because tilin wanted to sing. So quackity sang my way. He started to sing his chest out as you cheered with a smile. Beside you tilin. Quackity held out his hand for you to stand beside him. You both started to sing. He takes one lyric as you take the other. With the song ending tilin would stare as he cheers saying kiss. You both would turn red putting tilin to sleep.

When quackity found out about tilin. He saw you there and Roier left the you both alone. He started to talk nonsense blaming slime. He blame you as well and started to shout. But you never said a word. He was a broken man that lost his child. He wanted to be alone but something in you didn’t want to leave. The more he said it the more his voice changed. So you left to stay on top of a hill. Just to stare at him as he cried.

He started to block everyone out. Not wanting to leave his house at all. You would try to knock on his door to see if he is willing to talk. Or even the password he gave you. But he changes it. He never opened the door. So you just talk to him through the door. He would hear you talk and it brought him peace. Besides Tilin he found a home with you

He sobered up. At night not to see anyone he would walk to your home. Seeing your lights always on. He would knock to you open them. He hugged you. Saying words to your shoulders. How he was a bad father? You would convince him not to.

When the funeral came, quackity said words about tilin. You step outside looking at a grave. To feel him stay beside you while you felt his had to hold it. He never once let go of your hand. We were both teleported to visit Tilin one more time. Giving peace to you three together.

Now

You both made classes for the eggs for them to grow. With drawing around the room. Everyone drawing their family. Quackity drew the three of you by his house. You drew the three by your house.

When someone spoke Spanish quackity will always translate it to you or even after the interaction of everyone.

He would even help you with your Spanish. Give lessons and encourage you along the way. There will be moments where he told you ‘good job’ both of you were close to each other and just stare. Not ruining the moment

He told you what he wanted to do with Wilbur and Tallulah. You told him it was a bad idea but he didn’t listen. One night after he put her to sleep. He rush to you banging on your door repeatedly saying, ‘I couldn’t do it y/n I don’t want him to feel the pain like I do as much as I do. She doesn’t deserve to lose a life because of how I feel.’ With your door opening he gave sad eyes to you. Only to bring him into you.

Slowly the love between you both will rise again and bring your first kiss near your house. Talking about memories. To him asking, ‘can I kiss you?’ You question it at first but only nod. So under the night. He kissed you. Only a minute after to be broken but by max wanting to question quackity.

After that kiss, you both would stay at your house for the meantime. He wasn’t ready to be in his house yet so he stayed with you.

With quackity new son Richarlyson, and him being the 6 father of Richarlyson, quackity thought why not bring you along and help him with Richarlyson.

[qmorningcrew]

time to bring back the dead eggs arent actually dead the federation is just holding them somewhere theory

which like. does make sense. okay hold on let me explain

the final goodbyes. bc like. bobby. jaiden and roier were told they had 10 minutes to say goodbye to bobby before he was gone forever. they got 25. like if the 2 lives thing was true, they shouldn’t even be able to get a final goodbye, and if they did, why would the federation be able to extend that amount of time

just. the federation has a weirdly total control over the egg lives (in the sense of the “rules” their bound by, ex: 2 lives)

especially with everything we found it with sofia that there something artificial, or not matching up with these eggs. (was the created by the federation thing ever confirmed? bc like. if they were created by the federation looking long term why would they be so okay with the eggs dying so fast or staying dead)

so i think there’s a chance that trump, juanaflippa, bobby, and tilin are all together with the federation somewhere <- possibly being monitored or held prisoner bc of their attachments to their parents and developing their own dislikes of the federation

[adreamoverlife]

Dead eggs comms! (Flippa, Tilin, Bobby, Trump)

Ooo boy these were emotionally painful to make. Took a lot of liberties here but still hope these are good!

Qsmp Dead Egg Comms Links Headcanons

The First Death ever on the server, JuanaFlippa.

The Ghost with no Grudge, Tilín.

Both have twin Motorola Razers

The boy who waits in every sunset, Bobby.

Inspired by a T-10 IRIVER MP3 player

And finally... Huh, I don't remember making this.

Looks like that old childrens phone made back in 2005 I think? the Migo

[fireheartwraith]

The new eggs' ages (based on vibes) (to me) are

Sunny, 12 years old

Empanada, 7 years old

Pepito, 6 years old

So, in the full egg lineup (minus a1 and hope because i don’t know enough about them to give them an age)

Chayanne, 12 years old

Sunny, 12 years old

Juanaflippa, 11 years old — died at 6

Ramón, 10 years old

Dapper, 10 years old

Leonarda, 10 years old

Bobby, 10 years old — died at 7

Tilín, 10 years old — died at 5

Tallulah, 9 years old

Trump, 9 years old — died at 4

Pomme, 8 years old

Richarlyson, 7 years old

Empanada, 7 years old

Pepito, 6 years old

Things to keep in mind/ what this tells us

The egg island babies don’t view each other as siblings! Which is why Chay and Sunny act so differently despite being the same age. He’s an older brother, she’s an only child.

Ramón, Dapper and Leo are triplets!

It’s been 5 years since Juana, Tilín and Trump died, and 3 since Bobby.

Tallulah is older than Trump, by a couple of months (but she doesn’t know this)

Richas is now the same age Bobby was when he died

Pomme is 7 months older than Richas

The mode (? is that how you say it) of the eggs' age is 10 while they have a median age of

8.3 for the egg island babies

9.4 for the seven runaway eggs

9.6 for the Quesadilla island eggs (living and dead)

10 for the dead eggs

5.5 for the dead eggs at the time of death

9.1 for all the living eggs

9.3 for all the eggs

Edit: guys I lied. Chayanne is 14, Tallulah is 12 and Pepito is 4. I refuse to redo the math, just know that Sunny and Tallulah are the same age and that Pepito is a literal baby. TO ME

Edit 2: I did this one or two weeks after we got the egg island eggs, and since the some new canon info has come to light

Empanada is actually the older one! She reads as a 10 year old to me, and Sunny now reads as an 8 year old. Empy now have some older sister vibes so I don’t know what I was on about

While I still don’t think they viewed each other as siblings in the beginning, the egg island babies now do share this bond

We have a new baby! I think Chunsik is the youngest of the Federation issued eggs, at 6, but I don’t think Pepito is older than him. They could be the same age, though, making my initial Pepito age correct!

I still refuse to redo the math

[graysbullshit]

Some headcanons for the eggs:

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

The QSMP eggs have a running debate on who has the most cringefail parents. They pool their goods and place bets every week; whoever is voted to have the most cringefail parent wins everything.

Current all time winners are Tallulah (41 weeks and counting), and Juanaflippa (36 weeks including multiple of which were after her death). Sunny and Empanada will regularly pool their votes to try to get each other to win, while Tilin is bitter that Tallulah is voted to have the most cringefail dad so many times over her (with Quackity as her father). Pepito has somehow won 8 times in a row.