#tier 1 or gtfo

[why4anne]

Daylight

Part: 7/?

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Reader

Category: Social Media au

Summary: Follow the love story of a global pop icon and a monegasque F1 driver

Face claim: Taylor Swift (Singing) + others

Masterlist

2022

theathletesgala

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theathletesgala:

Musical guest and award presenter Y/N L/N is in the building. She's wearing a stunning Versace gown and a killer cat eye.

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yourusername: 🫶🫶

y/nenjoyer: she looks STUNNING!!

girlypopy/n: Dare I say... Revenge dress?

vintagel/n: Oh, definitely!

holyleclerc: It's giving Princess Diana

lonely4lifer: Charles, look at what you lost

havemyleclerc: She is the one who fumbled

summery/n: Y/N lost a second tier F1 driver, Charles lost global pop icon, highest streamed female artist, the woman, the myth, the legend Y/N L/N

leclerctingzz: He's not a second tier F1 driver, he's the future of Ferrari

ubery/n: How many WDC?

childofdivorce: Auntie Blake pick me up I'm scared

lewishamilton: @/donatella_versace you outdid yourself with this dress

donatella_versace: Donatella VERSACE💜

theathletesgala:

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theathletesgala:

It's a star-studded event here tonight. Multiple athletes have now made their way onto the red carpet including:

Formula 1 drivers Charles Leclerc, Max Verstappen and Lewis Hamilton, Footballers Neymar and Alex Morgan, Gymnast Simone Biles, Figure-skater Tessa Virtue and NFL Quarterback Joe Burrow

Keep your eyes open for your favorite athlete to arrive!

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joeyb_9: Such a well organized event!

lewishamilton: Blessed to be here🙏

charles_leclerc: Happy to be included❤️

alexmorgan13: This will be so much fun

moreleclerc: Putting Neymar and Charles beside each other is CRAZY

lilttley/n: Okay but can we talk about how both Lewis Hamilton AND Joe Burrow interacted on the post about Y/N earlier??

gemmal/n: Y/N now has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and get with Max Verstappen

home4l/n: STOP- that would be too iconic

justleclerc: The world is not ready for that sort of chaos

theathletesgala

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theathletesgala:

Miss Y/N L/N what a performance!🙌👏

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heavenlyy/n: Mother did not come to play tonight!

realy/nfan: fr! She saw that both of her exes were in attendance and said "hold my wine glass"

unifiedy/n: Singing ATW and you're loosing me back to back while STARING at table number 12 (Charles and Neymar's table) is absolutely FOUL!

justl/nthingz: She's so cunty, I love it!

l/ny/nfavorite: Okay but why is no one talking about how she literally sang silver springs by Fleetwood Mac and in true Stevie Nicks fashion was glaring daggers into Charles while doing so!!!!!???

bluey/n: next level balls frfr!

bobbiey/n: Okay but that outfit??? Mother ATE!🔥

holyl/n: Ass out and everything for Charles to see🤭

justy/nfans: I just know that that man will go home and cry himself to sleep tonight

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celebritynews:

After receiving an anonymous tip from a reliable source, it seems as if Y/N L/N left the athletes gala after party with one of the guests of the night. Who it was is still unclear but stay tuned on celebritynews for more information!

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summery/n: This girl is a wag at heart

flowersbyl/n: That's so true! She does love her athletes😭

y/nleftpinkynail: Honestly she's so real for that😍

l/nbyy/n: Just like me fr!

chad.larsen: She's such a slut!🙄

leclerc_l/n: Bro GTFO with your musty ass comments!!🤢

brianyoung: Watch out whoever it is. She's gonna write a song about you😵‍💫

littley/n: It's almost like THAT'S HER FUCKING JOB???🤯

greenflowers: misogyny☕️

l/nhouse: Okay but who was it???!!!!

justagirl: I think it was Joe Burrow, did you see how he was looking at her while she was performing??😍

godlyy/n: I hope with my entire being that it's Max Verstappen💀

slayvettel: That would be too iconic!!

icemanfan: Y'all tripping, it's gotta be Lewis!

heavenlyy/n: HOLD UP! What if it was Neymar??

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[yakumtsaki]

Continuing to part 2, part 1 here!

Laksmhi gives us Gallagher Newson and they have 3 bolts! I've been playing the Tinkers because Melody is like 150yo and it'd be too sad to have them outlive their only kid. They both wanted a baby but were a few days from elderhood so I had them foster the Newsons in their giant house! It's such a wholesome household to play, like literally the exact opposite of this one.

Gallagher is super cute and I'd normally consider him for spouse but thanks to Barth's ridic 20 woohoo LTW all we want here is to get our first kiss and bounce. Will we do it???

-NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT🐺

YOU. GTFO RIGHT NOW

-NOT A CHANCE, I'M HERE TO PICK UP MY OLD HOBBY OF COCKBLOCKING🐺

-And we're here to help! -The wolf that is, not our son!

FFS. Despite all this malicious sabotage-

-which at some point included Liz playing catch with the wolf, which Jojo only got him to do after like 30 years-

-this went really well! Not Felina-Meadow tier well, but well for Barth subterranean standards..

..Gallagher even got a crush on him from one little flirt! Cute!

We take our date Downtown to seal the deal, everything is going great-

-Bartholomew is pulling these impressive moves.. and then.. FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON..

I CURSE YOU, SHAJAR'S PERSONALITY PANEL. I CURSE YOU TO DAMNATION

-How dare you not accept my flirting! -YOU JUST PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK, FREAK -What's your point!

-Look at these shameless idiots dancing! Gross! I'd have to be like.. 200% drunker than I am right now to even consider it! -You're drunk?? -You're not?? Man if I was a broke orphan I'd be drunk all the time. Which I am. Drunk all the time, I mean, not a broke orphan. -I'm outta here. -WHAT! WHY!

Welp, we still got our first kiss thanks to the automated goodbye kiss thing that I finally have to get the mod that disables it because it pisses me off. But whatever, a win all around!

-Hi, Grandpa >:( -What's wrong, Bartholomew? -I WISH I WAS DEAD

-This is exactly what I was worried about when your mother married into that trash family, look at you.. -What! There's nothing wrong with me! -Nothing? Really?? The correct form is 'I wish I WERE dead'! -WHO CARES -Clearly not your dimwitted, Union-gene inflicted self! -OH THAT'S IT, GET READY TO RUMBLE

-I can't believe Grandpa Ti-Ning beat me up! This is the worst day of my life!

At least you have Jimbo!

-Yes, yes I do.. It'd definitely make me feel better seeing the shock and betrayal in his eyes as I choke him to death.. -Ha, like you can get your tiny hands around my thick-ass neck, pussyboi, I'll bite your entire head off! Now shut up and clean off this manure I've been rolling in, and look at me in the eyes while you do it!! -..I need a drink.

Yes you do, I mean if this is how your life is gonna go you might as well be drunk.

Sandy has found a new dog bestie in Veronica to the point she completely missed work to stay and play with her-

-while iVan is team Wendi!

-𝙸 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙸𝚃, 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙸; 𝙸 𝚃𝙾𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙴𝙽𝙶𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙰 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙱𝙸𝙳𝙳𝙴𝙽 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝙵𝙰𝙸𝚁;

-𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺 𝚈𝙾𝚄, 𝚂𝙰𝙽𝙳𝚈, 𝙹𝙸𝙼𝙱𝙾 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚈; -JI̸M̵BO B̴E̶L̴O̶N̴G̸S W̴I̷T̵H V̵E̸R̷O̵N̵IC̷A̶, Y̴O̵U̶ AN̷D̷ YO̵U̵R̵ C̷A̵T AR̸E B̵O̴T̶H PE̴RV̶E̷RT̵S🧟‍♀️

-Forget it, Jim, it's Uniontown.

As I'm intently watching the billionth iVan-Sandy fight the fighting window pops up again-

-and sure enough, THIS BETTE/JOAN SHIT HAS ESCALATED. I 1000% blame Barflina.

Bruh. Not only did Sophie lose-

-but her disloyal hoe wife immediately went to chat with Liz after! SHAJAR FFS

-What! I'm allowed to socialize with whoever I want and I happen to like Liz! It's not because I have some deep-seated resentments toward Sophie or anything!

It's ok, Soph, you'll always have your pets💛

-And my pets will have Eliza's heart for dinner💛

Can't blame you💛

It's officially time to fuck off for college as there's some glitched bill on the lot and we got repo'ed despite not owing anything! Gross!

-HA! I TAKE YOUR POOL LIGHT. I TAKE IT

For a moment I thought you were taking Glitched Butler #7!

You know what, take Shajar while you're here. BITCH FFS

-What!

You've talked more to Liz since she beat up Sophie than you have the entire time you've known her!

-That's a complete coincidence!

Ya well when you get fed to the dogs it'll be a complete coincidence too!

Alright we're outta here, college time for Barflina. Can't say I'm looking forward to it!

-Anything to get me into Meadow's arms and away from Grandma Victoria's batshit ghost!

-THAT URN-SMASHING BRAT IS NOT WINNING THE HEIRSHIP AS LONG AS I LIVE👻

Vic, I don't know how to tell you this, but you are not currently living. Well, I guess you metaphorically ~live through~ Barflina.

-GROSS. I'D RATHER BE DEAD👻

See you at La Fiesta!

[chryblossomjjk]

bts fic recommendations | 01.10.23

→ hi friends! this is a little segment i do every tuesday (reviewsday get it, aren't i funny, pls tell me how funny i am) where i read and review two-three fics. as a content creator, i know how big of a role other creators play in your growth, therefore, i want to do my part in making sure everyone gets the recognition they deserve! so with that being said, please check out the amazing fics listed below. make sure to like, reblog, and leave feedback! ♡ #reviewsday #kikirecs

pina coladas (pt 1 + pt 2) - @han-nah-banana (jjk x reader | established relationship, smut, angst, fluff)

ok so um... the attention to detail is off the charts! like when the little things you mention about jungkook and oc, like them eating healthy foods, only having sex in the missionary position, etc. tells us so much about them and the status of their relationship. like you showed us that they were stuck in a boring, mundane relationship through little hints and i really love that. ALSO POV SHIFT IN PART ONE WAS SO GOOD! like the way their thoughts mirrored one another was such good storytelling ugh!!! also think you picked a great setting for this type of story, the 80s. it makes everything feel so real, like the sexual repression oof! so glad they got to bang it out in the sexiest way in pt 2! really really good for your first fanfic like WOW! loved it!

i can do better - @here4btsfics (pjm x reader | fwb, smut)

summary: your boyfriend of two years just dumped you and you’re angry and sad. so get hammered with your coworker at his place and eat bad food and watch trash tv which leads to some interesting conversations.

bro all you did is enforce my delusions that irl men cannot compete bc they are not park jimin. men should apologize for not being park jimin at this point. even kim taehyung... anywho lmao. DUDE and then oc listing all the things perfect about jimin. she is just like me fr!!! also like this is kind of how i picture jimin in real life ngl. THAT MAN IS A COCKY CONFIDENT DOM I WILL ARGUE THIS SHIT UNTIL IM BLUE IN THE FACE GTFO! and miss oc... no strings attached girl??? A WHOLE BLUFF. honestly, this entire fic is one of my daydreams when im in a lecture and i fucking loved every second of it bby! so so good. so glad you decided to start writing again, extremely proud of you.

darksided - @eoieopda (myg x reader | established relationship, smut)

summary: min yoongi adored you. he'd simply never hurt you.

i saw someone post about smut where the characters are so grossly in love is their fav genre. this is exactly that. this fic encompasses everything i love in fanfic. i felt like a fly on the wall, being dropped into the middle of the situation where i figure out who the characters are through their actions, words, etc. you do that so perfectly here. like the way i know everything i need to know about min yoongi through the FUCKING setting?? naur this is s tier writing right here. also there's just something you do with words thats v magical. can't put my finger on exactly what it is but here is an example:

"a quick survey of the landscape before you indicated that this was a criminal oversimplification."

LIKE IDK JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW YOU STRUCTURE SENTENCES IS GENIUS! like cannot even begin to describe how good this was. would die for this couple honestly. the smut had me clenching too OOF. so cool to see what you've accomplished on this platform in such a short period of time! it's so so deserved and i can't wait to see where you go from here. don't know how you can even get better than this like ur already at the moon um!!! but god it's only going to get better from here. like next thing u know u'll be a famous writer fr. wishing you nothing but the fucking best!!!!

[sophsun1]

So I watching season 3 with my best friend last night, who is watching it for the first time, and it finally hit me. Brian was having a blast screwing with Hunter until Hunter finally crossed a line about Justin and protective Brian kicked in and that's when he finally shoved him out the loft.

So not really an ask, I just wanted to ramble about how much I love Brian protecting Justin. It's in all these tiny moments that aren't always even noticeable at first.

Hey !

First of all what a season for your friend to be watching for the first time, the god tier season of qaf the holy grail that is season 3. I'm intrigued to know what did they think I love hearing people's opinions on it.

But yes poor Brian firstly he gets interrupted in his sexy role play with Justin as a hustler, by Hunter bursting into the loft and proceeding to hit on him. Which in a hilarious twist was an annoyance to Brian, poor baby having men fall at his feet and a teenager fighting over him with his non defined non conventional boyfriend ;)

Rule number 1 for Brian Kinney insult or harm Justin Taylor in any way and its game over for you !

He didn't mind Hunter at first cos he's just a kid and he did help them out a lot by getting the evidence they needed, but the moment he dared to insinuate that Justin Taylor, THE JUSTIN TAYLOR, LIGHT OF HIS LIFE, SOULMATE AND BEST SEX HE'S EVER HAD was not worth ten bucks, well that was it out of the loft on your ass you go !

We saw this before when he brought home the trick in season 1 who got aggressive with Justin and told him to gtfo the loft, Brian who barely knew him at this point and he himself was annoyed by him (because he loved him, but didn't know it yet) turned around and threw the trick out and let Justin stay over. The moment he met him he felt this need to protect and care for this boy he barely knew.

Protective britin is EVERYTHING, and Brian does protect Justin in many ways throughout the show im sure I've rambled about it in various meta posts. But what I love is that it's not always through obvious acts of service eg taking him in, paying for school, buying him things etc it's also in so many other subtle ways. Hiring him for the carnivale poster, giving him his computer when they broke up, punching Michael who dared to imply Justin never loved him and wasn't the most amazing person on earth.

I'm rambling now help, lmao but yes to put it simply it's as you say there's many subtle instances where Brian protects Justin fiercely and we love to see it, it's the most beautiful thing on earth ❤

[gendy-endy]

Character tier list!

Also,

If you look into my eyes and say that purple yam, lilac, and milk aren't rascist stereotypes, then gtfo.

Edit: I put milk in the racism tier, because of the fact that his whole smick is 1. He's the calm white character paired, CANNONICLY, with the angry black character 2. He's literally a white savior.

[jeessss]

Little Debbie Snacks That I Ate As A Child, Ranked

I am making this in lieu of sleeping

1. Oatmeal Cream Pies

God Tier. The cookie is so soft and the cream is so creamy. One time in middle school i bought a bag of potato chips out of the cafeteria vending machine and it freaked out and gave me my bag of chips AND two oatmeal cream pies for free. I still think about it to this day. Oatmeal haters do not interact.

2. Swiss rolls

A close second to oatmeal cream pies. hostess cupcakes want what swiss rolls have. honestly hostess can just gtfo.

3. Zebra cakes

It’s a vanilla cake what’s not to like

4. Pecan Spinwheels

If you didn’t eat these by rolling them out into a snake and chomping them down from end to end then u r a nerd who hates fun.

5. Nutty Buddy

You have to eat them by prying the layers apart with your teeth and then eating each layer individually. Do not just bite into them like some kind of monster!!! what do you eat all your kit kats by just biting into the whole thing??? you sicken me. Just okay flavor wise, but like pecan spinwheels they get a boost because they are fun to eat.

6. Honey Buns

So sweet and so sticky you WILL get frosting all over your face and all over your fingers and you WILL have to lick it all off in the middle of your school cafeteria. 

7. Cosmic Brownies

Gross. A disgrace to chocolate. What do they even taste like. Plastic covered in plastic.

8. Fudge Brownies

you mean you’re going to take an already gross brownie and make it worse with WALNUTS??? If you are eating little debbies you are definitely only 10 years old and you have not acquired a taste for walnuts yet. If your mom ever puts this in your lunch box you WILL pick all the walnuts out and maybe potentially throw them at people, depending on your mood. 

9. all other little debbie products: i don’t know her

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

Twitch streamer Killers be like, “I’m getting gen-rushed!” when a Gen they’re going toward, pops in their face. Mind you, it’s been 5 minutes into the match, 2 people have been Hooked already, each person has been Injured at least once, and this was only the 2nd Gen done so far. Some pansies need to learn what the word ‘rushing’ means.

Got a Leatherface who was basically point-farming. So I got a perfect score. The 2 who died killed themselves on the Hook before I could get to them in time. That’s why the Killer decided to just point-farm.

A Nurse rage-quit because she got a hit in when patrolling around this Gen, but after that could not for the life of her get me. We circled the whole corn map 3 times with me turning every which way to confuse her. Sometimes I would circle the same tree, other times I would zigzag. I would even run forward and then run back the way I came! She rage-quit because none of her Blinks landed any hits! XD And there was a Jeff I kept seeing and he was just teabagging as he watched me juke the shit out of the Killer!

Deathslinger match in the hospital so very unfortunate so long as you keep turning corners and breaking line of sight. I found a Purple Key in the Basement just as Claudette was killed! So that meant with 1 Gen left, the last of us could find the Hatch. Meg #1 finds it and leads me to it and we waited for Meg #2 to appear somewhat nearby since it was in the middle of a 4-way intersection, but eventually it took too long. We leave. Spectating Meg #2, she’s in Chase, Injured, but somehow losing the Killer pretty well. She comes upon the hatch and gets out right in front of him! XD

So it’s a Trapper attempting a Basement game. He surrounds the shack with traps. Well, I Dead Hard through one trap in the doorway with the pallet that is actually further toward the back wall, which makes it the long way around. I’ve got Borrowed Time so I’m certain this plan will work. Meg goes down not too far from the Basement so I then disarm the trap at the top of the stairs. I wait for him to pick her up and then unHook Ace who has been in the Basement for some time. Usually, people would pop the trap blocking the door closest to the entrance to the Basement, and then Dead Hard through the one atop the stairs after saving, but I did it differently. So the Trapper didn’t know that the near-invisible trap in the doorway wasn’t popped. Hear the usual ‘ermf!’ as he walks into his own trap and drops Meg! Ace Dead Hards through the trap at the other door. I’ve got Iron Will and am waiting on the stairs for my Dead Hard to come back. He never once thought to look for me as he reset the trap in the doorway. While he did that, I use Dead Hard to get through the trap at the other door and then all Escaped out the Exit behind the shack because the Killer trapped himself inside and couldn’t get to us in time! XD

Got a Freddy with both Hex Ruin and Corrupt Intervention! I broke Ruin immediately since I spawned in next to it. I was also the only one to Escape. He couldn’t land a hit on me to save his life!

Pyramid Head with Blood Warden. I was apparently the only one who knew how it worked so everyone else was hiding in the gate and he found them and Mori’d all of them easily. He never Hooked me so he wouldn’t have been able to Mori me at all anyway. I Escaped.

3 matches in a row with 3 different Red Rank Killers who all rage-quit because the early game wasn’t going how they wanted. Oh no! Your lunge missed, time to DC!

Baited a Tier 3 Michael into thinking I had Head On because I was playing as Jane and then ran into a Locker mid-Chase! He kept bobbing back and forth trying to bait the Head On, to no avail. His Tier 3 ran out in that time. Someone came up and Blinded him from the doorway so I used Quick & Quiet to gtfo asap! Sprint Burst got my ass far away and I was able to get out!

Face-camping Nurse who is so bad that she had to camp the Hook the moment she pulled David off a vault(didn’t even get in a hit all match, she just got a lucky grab), attacking Survivors for not bothering to get the save. And the thing was, I actually went and got the save even though no one else was moving to, and Borrowed Time helped David to Escape. She Chased me all the way to the other door and rage-quit before I could Escape. Then sent me this long rant about how the game was ‘EZ’ despite how she only got a Hook once all 5 Gens were finished and how David lead her on a 5 Gen Chase and made her look like a fool.

[makeste]

ITP: an incomplete but lovingly assembled list of people who have it out for my kid

hi anon, thank you!!

and omg. I... don’t know, lol. like, I’ve thought about it before, but I always just ended up going “???”. there just doesn’t seem to be anyone tailor-made for him, and it’s honestly weird. shounen tropes have taught me that these things are always foreshadowed in advance. so where is it? WHERE IS THE FORESHADOWING, WHERE ARE MY TROPES. he literally got kidnapped by a whole troupe of them and not a one made any real effort to click. that was like the villain equivalent of The Bachelor and it still didn’t get us anywhere omg.

anyways, since I’m undecided, I’ve taken the liberty of listing and rating all of the Possible Bakugou Antagonists I could think of on a scale of 1 to 10, and I’m not gonna pretend like I didn’t enjoy every second of it, either.

Spinner - 1/10

no offense Spinner. you’re a great guy. but we just didn’t connect. you have absolutely nothing in common. those sparks just aren’t flying. I’m sorry. you’ll find someone someday I know it just keep being true to yourself.

Stain - 1/10

gtfo.

Mr. Compress - 2.5/10

I have no idea who Mr. Compress will end up battling, but it won’t be Bakugou. how do I know this? I just know.

Dabi - 3/10

honestly, Dabi kind of has chemistry with everyone. so it’s a shame he’s already spoken for. by three other people, no less. between Endeavor, Shouto, and Hawks, he’s really got his hands full already. it really is a pity because he was the one who actually kidnapped Bakugou, like grabbed him by the back of the neck and dragged him through the portal and everything. but he has beef with too many other people to make room in his fridge for even more. sorry Bakugou.

someone from the Liberation Army - 3.5/10

they had better not! he deserves someone more interesting! but, the one thing they do have going for them is their fierce commitment to the whole QUIRKS ARE SUPERIOR!! ideology, because I do have to admit, there’s a part of me that does like the idea of Reformed Shithead Bakugou Katsuki taking a stand against some prejudiced dickbags. so yeah. but also, no.

Twice - 4/10

honestly this rating is too high. there’s no chemistry here either. but on the other hand, Twice is basically the Kirishima of villains, and I just really enjoy the concept of him antagonizing Bakugou lol. plus he does have the whole Satisfying Cannon Fodder thing going for him too on account of he can clone himself x infinity and just attack Baku in waves only to get repeatedly blown up. this does win him extra points, because I feel like one of the important criteria for a Bakugou Antagonist is the ability to actually put up not just a good fight, but an entertaining one, and that’s pretty difficult against a quirk like Kacchan’s. so yeah. this honestly won’t happen but if it did I would be down for it.

Gigantomachia - 4.5/10

on the one hand, Machia is insanely powerful and definitely a worthy antagonist. but on the other hand he has no personality whatsoever aside from LOYAL TO AFO!!! so yeah, he gets mad points for being a challenge, but I can’t see him having staying power.

 okay so now we’re done with the ones who really have no chance, and on to the ones who genuinely could really pull it off. starting with...

 Toga - 6/10

okay so Toga is pretty much a lockdown for being Ochako’s main villain honestly. but I’m gonna give her a decent score anyway, for three reasons:

(1) I love her.

(2) Bakugou is thus far the only male character in the series who’s actually had a real fight against a female character, and not pulled any punches. yeah boy!! he’s a feminist! so I would kind of love to see this even though Horikoshi probably won’t. boo.

and last but not least, (3) THE MIND GAMES. omg. who wouldn’t love to see Toga transform herself into Deku or Kirishima or BEST JEANIST NOOOO or Camie or whoever else you can think of that might fuck with Bakugou’s head. yesssss. god I love Toga so much.

anyways!

Hagakure the U.A. traitor - 7/10

see above re: mind games. you’ll notice that the top tier of this list consists solely of villains who (with the exception of Tomura) all have the whole Now It’s Personal thing going for them. this is especially important because there is no clear-cut candidate to be Bakugou’s antagonist yet. so if he’s going to get one, they’re gonna have to get cracking on that bad blood between them so he can get his vengeance on. anyways the traitor will probably wind up being someone else’s main villain in the end, but they still get a high score because they would do an excellent job if they did end up being Bakugou’s villain.

Hawks - 7.5/10

on the one hand, not an actual villain. but on the other hand, YOU KILLED MY MASTER angst for daaaaaaaays omg. holy shit. Hawks what kind of hole have you dug yourself into?? you probably think you’re so slick you can just fly out of any and all metaphorical holes. BUT NOT IF THE HOLES BLOW YOU UP, HAWKS. anyways yeah. I don’t think Hawks will be a final villain, but as things currently stand there is a very high likelihood of there being at least some temporary antagonism between them, and my verdict is: bring it.

Shigaraki Tomura - 8/10*

the * is there because this score is contingent on Deku and Bakugou facing off against Tomura together. as it is, Tomura’s been built up to be Deku’s antagonist, so he’s not going to go after Bakugou instead unless Gang Green is also there. even though Tomura did engineer Bakugou’s kidnapping and all but single-handedly launched his character development into orbit, so there is history there! but yeah, I just can’t see it happening unless they double team him. that being said, the odds of that are actually pretty good IMO, hence the high score.

All For One - 8.5/10*

same deal as Tomura! but he gets a higher score on account of him actually being the final villain. so if you, like me, believe that the series is building up to Deku and Bakugou working together to become The Greatest Heroes as a team, then you have to assume that this battle is inevitable. unless you’re all-in on Tomura being the final villain instead, in which case see the previous entry.

confession time: I’ve had this plot bunny?/headcanon?/?? thing in my head for the longest time in which the League launches a huge attack on U.A. near the end of the series, and either AFO or Tomura goes after All Might and almost finishes him off, but then Bakugou steps in before they can finish the job, and proceeds to take them on solo. and he puts up an insanely good fight, but loses in the end (because he’s still just a kid! HIS TRAINING IS NOT COMPLETE) and nearly dies and/or has his quirk stolen, but then Deku and/or the others show up, and the villains leave (for some reason. shh). it’s my self-indulgent hurt/comfort as-a-result-of-being-a-self-sacrificing-badass fantasy. anyways then he probably passes out in All Might’s arms or something because I love me some Dad Might angst also. the thing is, if Bakugou ever finds out about Nighteye’s prophecy, there’s a good chance he’ll react even worse than Deku, because it already almost came true, and it would have been his fault. All Might actually went into the Kamino battle thinking that was the end for him, even. willingly ready to give up his own life to save this kid. can you imagine if Kacchan ever learns that. anyways so yeah the idea of him taking a potentially fatal blow for All Might in order to stop the prophecy coming true is something that’s stuck with me for a while now. and it has just about nothing to do with Final Villains, but I just thought I’d throw that out there because that’s one way to establish some Now It’s Personal hella beef between two characters for sure. having one of them nearly kill the other while targeting his mentor lol. anyways I went off on a real tangent, my bad.

 so now, drum roll please! last but not least, we have...

 Ujiko - 9/10

you guys. like 3/4 of the way through this post I suddenly went “!!!!” and remembered, OH YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED AND KILLED BAKUGOU’S CHILDHOOD FRIEND, THOUGH. holy shit. I forgot all about him. and also, what the hell, what is this thing all of a sudden where people whom Bakugou is secretly fond of keep getting secretly murdered by villains and he doesn’t know about it omg. like, why is that an actual trend. between all that and the prophecy, it’s like Horikoshi is actually just hoarding this huge pile of Things That Bakugou Doesn’t Know About Yet That Will Absolutely Fuck Up His Day When He Finds Out. like, I picture him stacking up a bunch of heavy boxes just behind a doorway and then waiting for Bakugou to step into the room so he can push the boxes over and they all fall on him and probably kill him fuuuuuuck.

anyways, but yeah. Ujiko, though. I really do think he’s got the best chance of becoming the main villain for Bakugou now that I think about it. all of the criteria are there.

(1) Satisfying Cannon Fodder - you get a Noumu! EVERY! BODY! GETS! NOUMUUUUUUUS fff but yeah. if you want bad guys for Bakugou to fight that he can blow up without feeling guilty, Ujiko’s your guy. -- though on the other hand, maybe he will feel guilty if and when he learns what the Noumus actually are. oh my god. which brings me to point two!

(2) ANGST FOR DAYYYYYYYS - hey guys, so everyone knows about this fun little thing, right?

okay so the short version is this: in a volume 7 omake, Horikoshi strongly implied that the winged Noumu who kidnapped Deku and was subsequently killed by Stain during the Hero Killer arc is -- or was -- Katsuki and Deku’s childhood friend Tsubasa. so right away, that’s fucked up. and it gets worse! because Horikoshi went on to include yet another hint tucked away in a corner of the first databook, confirming that Tsubasa was actually the grandson of that doctor in chapter one who diagnosed Deku as quirkless. the same doctor who is 99.9% confirmed to actually be AFO’s personal physician and the architect of the Noumus.

so yeah. this man took his own grandson and turned him into a lab experiment who was later murdered by another villain. and oh yes, that murder just so happened to caught on tape and subsequently went viral. holy shit.

I have been waiting and waiting and waiting for this shoe to finally drop, guys, and I’ll continue to be patient. but holy shit, though. anyways, so yeah. if/when Kacchan and Deku learn about this, I can’t even imagine how they’ll react. but it’s safe to say that Ujiko has the Now It’s Personal factor more than covered. if Katsuki is going to go on a roaring rampage of revenge toward anyone, it’s this motherfucker right here.

and last but not least, (3) Ujiko is kind of at this perfect tier of almost-but-not-quite final villain level. like, he’s the guy behind the scenes. not on the same level as AFO, but there have definitely been hints that he’s pulling Tomura’s strings more than Tomura realizes. he seems to be AFO’s right hand man, honestly. so yeah, huge plot importance here, and definitely worthy of being a foil to the series’s deuteragonist. I can definitely see it happening.

so that’s it! I’m sure I’ve missed some people, but I think I got the big ones. anyways, this has been your friendly reminder that the Noumu are going to fuck everyone’s shit up, and there are tidal waves of angst on the horizon that we honestly might not survive. good thing we have a budding hero to root for who always wins no matter what. godspeed, kid.

[sigmundite]

My time approaches!

[yakumtsaki]

We’re backoix but without Wyatt for the first time since 2017💔 Jojo is fucking devastated and goes on an autonomous home maintenance spree but keeps stopping to cry:

-OH WYATT, HE LOVED TO SLEEP IN THIS BED

-OH WYATT, HE LOVED TO SNOOZE ON THE LAWN

Ugh my poor Jojo, I know what will cheer you up, why don’t we go wait for the wolf? 

-OH WYATT, HE LOVED TO NAP IN THIS TENT

-Hey Shaj. -Hi grandma, how are you? -I’m sharing the mausoleum with Wyatt now, so not great. What’s going on here? -Literally nothing, even Cyneswith hasn’t had a new lover for like a week.

-Who needs lovers when I have my Dobrie?💗 

I can’t stress enough how ridic this relationship is, Dobronega hates absolutely everyone including her own kittens. The fuck, Cyn, are you using the voodoo doll on the pets now?

-Of course not, I’d never override an animals free will!🌸

Right, what are they, men who refuse to immediately fall in love with you? 

-Exactly!💗

Time for our mandatory ‘a new day starts’ ritual.

-Ok everyone, let’s knock this one out cause I have to get ready for work. Cyn how could you?? -Oh Donnie I’m so sorry!🌸 -𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙾𝙽𝙴, 𝙶𝚄𝚈𝚂, 𝚂𝙴𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚃𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙾𝚆.

The kitts grew up! This is Scorpion, under him is Ermac, on the right is Mileena, and under her Kitana, who is the chonkiest one and thus the automatic heir! I’m gonna send the other 3 to live with Angel and Wulf while Sophie is at work because she throws Komei-tier tantrums whenever a pet leaves.

So Sandy is a romance sim, which I keep forgetting, and is like 1 second away from aspiration failure, so it’s time for a blind date. I spend the max amount and we get GILBERT JACQUET?? LMAO. Do you guys feel like he’s open-minded enough to date a zomb? They have 3 bolts tho, his turn-ons are black hair/green eyes so I guess that was enough to overcome the rotting part?? 

This is going great?? Honestly wtf. Gilbert tell me the truth, does she remind you of your mother?

What’s up Sophito, how was school?

-What the hell is this?! 

I’m sure you already know what it is since you went out of your way to cockblock, but this is Sandy on a date. 

-Well stop it, I don’t like it! 

Ya despite what Sophie has told you, the world doesn’t revolve around Sophito Union’s wishes.

-My world does!

Guess who got fired on his second day!

-𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝚄𝙶𝙰𝚁; 𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝙷𝙾𝙼𝙴. -WAAAAAH 

-OH, WYATT, OH CRUEL FATE

-FUCK YOU AND YOUR ONE CHANCE AT HAPPINESS, SANDY

Ya ok I’ve had enough of this house-

-let’s gtfo, Cyn! It’s hoeing time. 

-When isn’t it!💗

Huhu!🌸

-Huhu!💗

Man this place is DEAD. Where tf is everyone?

-They’re on the terrace, dumbass.

Ok that’s a lot of lip from you, bandana-bowtie. To the terrace! 

OMG IT’S CORNROW DOWNTOWNIE. The top townies I wanna marry in genetics-wise is this guy and Hot Downtownie that Shaj brought from work the other day. I zoom out all happy to have Cyn go talk to him and what do I see??

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, JACK DO

-OVER MY DEAD BODY IS CYNESWITH CHEATING ON ME IN THIS RESTAURANT WHERE MY OPPRESSIVE MOTHER IS THE MAITRE D’!!!

OH FFS

We relocate to this weird hot tub club where thankfully none of our existing lovers are. 

-Oooh, Neon Vest Downtownie is hot!💗   -Fuck me, here comes the voodoo doll. 

-SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND, VESTIE!!!🌸

Hehehe, ok Cyn let’s knock this one out on location because we’ve really fallen behind!

-Ya so I’ve been increasingly concerned about nuclear weapons- 

-WILL YOU TWO GET A ROOM FOR YOUR POLITICAL DISCUSSION? WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE PUBLIC SEX HERE

Kaching!!! Man that was quick, thank you, Neon Vest Downtownie!

You don’t walk from the table when you’re on a roll, so we move on to this guy, who I thought was Komei’s old enemy Shea Johnston, but is actually a ginger version of him.  

-Didn’t you use to steal my grandpa’s garden gnome?💗 -Oh no, that was my evil twin brother! I’m the nice one!   -Aww, we have so much in common, I’m the nice one with an meanie sister too!🌸

-Now let me just channel the ancient evil of voodoo to manipulate your consciousness!💗

-Oh, Ginger Shea Johnston, let’s take this upstairs to the hot tub, it’s more public!🌸

Bro I love Cyn so fucking much, on her way upstairs to the hot tubs with GSJ she stops to flirt with the Count, LOL

-Hiiii, didn’t you use to sleep with my grandma?💗 -I sure did! -Seems like a good family tradition, huhu!🌸

-Oh Cyneswith, today is the best day of my life! -It better be, my daddy worked really hard for that voodoo doll!💗

Never stood a chance, against us, GSJ!

-Hey girl, if you ever get tired of these warm meatbags you know where to find me!🧛

Ya Count, we actually DON’T know where to find you, that was also our big problem when Victoria wanted to bang you.  

-Oh, I live in the animal sanctuary! Bat section.🧛 

You don’t have an ancestral castle on top of a misty hill? What kind of flop vampire even are you??

-You know what the rent for ancestral castles is these days??🧛

Good Lord, get out of here Count Bumula, you’re ruining our night. Time to return home, Cyn, great job! 

I was hoping Sophito would outgrow this Sandy bullshit on his own but clearly I have my work cut out for me.

-Look Sandy, another A+++! Much better than some stupid momma’s boy baker, right??

You of all people wanna talk about mommy issues, really? Go do your goddamn homework.

Valentina becomes an elder during her favorite activity: shitting on our flowers.

-You better put those dream date ones away, too tempting!

Val, let me just say, and I truly mean this, you are a literal monstrosity.  

Cyn rolls that ‘woohoo with a service sim’ want, so goodbye Kaylynn, it’s Remington time.

-So let me get this straight, you’re firing me because, and I quote, ‘You’re really sorry but you want a guy maid to raw you, huhu🌸’? -Exactly, huhu!💗 -You’ll be hearing from the labor department. 

-Oh hiii Lucy, welcome, now get out!🌸    

-OMG OMG HI I’M CYNESWITH💗 -Well hello, I’m Remington Harris and I’m a true professional as you can surely tell by my aggressive decolletage.  -Oh Remi, you’re a godsent, I’ve been so lonely in this house with only one available choice to cheat on my husband with!🌸 -Uh, what’s that now?

-Don’t worry about it!💗

Ah, the glory of love! Cyn do you think that having both iVan and Remington in the house everyday might not be like, a super good idea?

-Of course not, what could possibly happen, huhu?🌸

Well iVan already tried killing you once?

-Oh, he didn’t mean that, it was on oopsie!💗

Credit where it’s due, this is one aesthetic af affair-

-I MEAN!

-GODDAMMIT, MOTHER, DOES YOUR DEGENERACY KNOW NO END??

Sugar you little oedipal freak, did you seriously run out in the rain in your pjs just so you could do this? Even your father doesn’t give a fuck anymore! 

Finally, God decided to put an end to this house of sin.

-WHAT THE FUCK KID, STOP PUSHING ME INTO THE FIRE -SORRY, HOT DOWNTOWNIE, I WAS TRYING TO PUSH MY MOTHER

Finally the rain stops and it’s time for Cymi (Cyn + Remi, cute, right?) to defile Jojo’s wolfwatching tent. The very place where Wyatt napped??? Cyn, come on!

-It’s what daddy would have wanted, he was always supportive of my romantic endeavors!🌸

Ya I guess that’s true, ugh I miss Wyatt :(

Real talk, Jojo has been the saddest I’ve ever seen a sim be over a spouse’s death, like non-stop crying for days. I did get very emo just by seeing him sleep alone, but then he gets up and does something that freaked me out so much I straight up shut the game down..

..HE AUTONOMOUSLY GOES TO LOOK @ WYATT’S PORTRAIT. I swear I’m not making this shit up, at first I thought he was interacting with the urn, but then I check his action panel and it’s the ‘view’ thing @ the portrait!!! 

These aren’t ‘real’ portraits taken with the portrait mechanic (which I don’t know if even with those ones sims know whose portrait is whose), they’re screenshots I put into the custom painting folder which I then have the sims paint, so there’s no way game-wise that Jojo would know this is depicting Wyatt. I’m also 100% certain I’ve never had another sim in the family autonomously go view a death portrait, because I would have definitely taken a pic and included it in a post. Point is, bro I was already convinced Jojo was sentient and was equal parts freaked and moved..  

..and then he goes to Shajar’s portrait..

..AND DOES THIS. H E L P

[bezzuba]

hey stingray.. u should.. talk about.. ur opinions about how hiccup and toothless grow together as a pair over the course of the movies... and also perhaps ur thoughts (again) about how the third movie agrees with or conflicts against ur views on their friendship and their development..

the httyd films do a wonderful job when it comes to showing how hiccup has grown over the course of his friendship with toothless, and it is very heartwarming to see. toothless’ growth, however, isn’t as explicitly displayed and it is easy for many to mistake what is arguably character development / progression for character degradation / deadlock. in this essay, i aim to rectify that by pointing out a few of the many things toothless has learnt and become for the better through his friendship with hiccup.

flskdjf no but for real thank you for sending this in julie! i feel like…a lot of people equate toothless’ ‘softening’ over the years he spends in berk to Domestication™ ( he’s tamed / trained / made accustomed to humans / literally any other related word that is not ‘domesticated’, lads…i’m no expert and maybe it’s just a case of semantics but domestication is an inborn rather than acquired trait that appears over the course of many generations, lads… ) and like. it makes sense! toothless isn’t a human so him acclimatising to living with them sure would count as Domestication™ but. consider this…dragons aren’t humans…but they’re sentient…self-aware…not as much as humans maybe but they’re clearly on a similar level. that softening? to me, it’s not ‘taming’ so much as it is toothless learning that trust and empathy are just as powerful + effective as domination and apathy.

i’m not saying that toothless isn’t not, to some degree and by human definition, tamed. living in a dragon-receptive, enriching environment like berk has absolutely had some effect on things like hunting style, reactions to threats, and cognitive processes in general; the shift in focus from surviving each day to actually doing more than just surviving + the fact that environmental enrichment has been proven to promote brain activity through increased synaptogenesis means toothless literally cannot think like a typical non-berkian dragon. i just. strongly dislike how people think of toothless more as an animal than someone who is simply non-human. the distinction is hard to explain but like. from what i’ve seen, for them, emotional and cognitive growth is Bad. toothless can’t not be the wary, mysterious dragon we see in the first film. he can’t be ‘downgraded’ into a playful nerd who doesn’t immediately harm every human that approaches him.

it. says A Lot about their Edge ( “a character opening up to literally anyone? unacceptable!” ) + their understanding of interesting and realistic characters. like? opposing qualities in a character aren’t? mutually exclusive?? a toothless who is an adorable fucking dweeb and a toothless who is majestic and takes no shit from anyone aren’t! mutually exclusive! they can be! the same toothless! a character! can have more than one (1) facet! god just. this notion that toothless trusting hiccup + berk’s humans enough to be vulnerable around them is somehow inferior to toothless Being Wild And Alone Forever is so! overrated! let jaded characters learn how to be soft and trusting you cowards! let characters who have been lonely for their entire life learn what and how it is to be connected you cowards!

maybe i’m looking too deeply into toothless. maybe it’s because i write him and toothless ( as anyone with self-awareness would ) sees himself as a person, not as an animal distinctly separate from a human. i don’t fucking know but i don’t appreciate it when people narrow toothless, a lovely character with an identity outside of ‘dragon who was befriended by a human’, down to literally just that.

flkdsjg okay enough complaining…more expanding on + gushing about how Best Tier this interspecies friendship is. i’ll try to leave my headcanons out of this but if i happen to not succeed in doing that you can’t blame me for doing what canon was too afraid to do ( which is explain things and make sense )

so first off! can i just talk about how important hiccup and toothless’ bond is, not just to people like me who would fucking kill for more media content with a strong emphasis on platonic soulmates, but also to the characters themselves? i have seen a lot of people make very logical, very probable inferences about toothless being hiccup’s first actual friend but please also consider the idea that hiccup might be toothless’ first actual friend, too!

we don’t know a lot about toothless’ past in canon but there are some things that can be confirmed for sure / with 99% surety:

he was separated from fellow night furies at a young age.

i say this with 100% certainty lmao there is no other way to explain his estrangement with his ‘night fury side’, which in httyd3 is depicted as his keen unfamiliarity with his species’ mating dance.

not the best depiction but i’ll give dreamw.orks a reluctant pass for that because although courtship rituals are genetically hardwired ( i.e. toothless inherently knows what ‘steps’ to take and what to do ), if he hasn’t ever seen one initiated before he probably would not know what to do when one is initiated to him ( i.e. he has no context for these ‘steps’; he doesn’t actually know that they’re a part of a courtship ritual ).

ig there’s also that thing about him not knowing he can harness lightning or whatever, but the fact that the first thing that popped into my head was that mating dance scene when i thought about how httyd3 depicted toothless’ disconnect with his ‘night fury side’ probably speaks something of how much they handwaved away any explanation for that phenomenon + consequently lowered the mnemonic impact of it

he was as much of an outcast in the red death’s nest as hiccup was in berk.

this is said with less certainty than the assumption above it but like. in the first film, hiccup says toothless “never steals food, never shows [himself], and…never misses” and we see toothless destroying human weapons / constructions. it all sets toothless up to be this Ultimate dragon to humans but can you imagine what that looks and sounds like to a dragon who is part of the red death’s flock?

“never stealing food?? what the fuck, courts danger?? do you want to die??? the queen’s gonna eat you what the fuck!”

i hc that she doesn’t eat toothless because she associates his presence in raids with more dragons coming back ( as she should because destroying human contraptions that trap / kill dragons makes it harder for them to. y’know. trap / kill dragons ), which equates to more food being brought back

so she makes one (1) exception for this quietly defiant but very amusing flock-subject

and everyone’s probably aware of that but they’re also like WHAT IF THIS IS THE DAY SHE CHANGES HER MIND BRING SOME FOOD BACK I DON’T WANT TO SEE ANOTHER EATEN!!

“what! are! you! shooting! at! it’s just weird dead-bark and metal! and that’s dead-bark and still-fire, what the fuck at least shoot at human dens if you’re gonna shoot at dead-bark!”

it’s very obvious to us humans what most of the contraptions we see in berk are used for but to dragons? dragons who don’t have the same cognitive processing and are probably too busy trying to gtfo with some food to figure out what this weird human shit does?

listen. we see toothless disarming humans. the dragons see toothless doing something they don’t understand for reasons they don’t understand.

HM DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR

okay he probably wasn’t an outcast per se but he was. definitely avoided.

basically, toothless was alone just like hiccup was!

so yeah. they changed the world with their friendship but their friendship absolutely changed their worlds first. that fact alone is delicious enough but then you look at what their relationship is actually like and god! finally_some_good_fucking_food.jpeg

i love! the comfort! the faith! the trust! the ease in which they touch and calm and talk to and fly with and sleep on and just…be with each other. we don’t see it much in httyd because duh, prologue but. there’s this sense of…complete and utter security in their bond by the time httyd2 comes around. they know each other so well. they love each other so much.

hiccup, completely unafraid of the plasma blasts detonating dangerously close to his fairly immobile, very vulnerable form. hiccup, trusting in toothless’ faith in him as he splays a simple hand out to stop him. hiccup, “TOOTHLESS!” / “HEY! you left my dragon back there! he can’t fly on his own! he’ll drown!” / “we have to head back for my dragon!”

toothless, willing to support hiccup’s decisions even if they are stupid af. toothless, trusting in hiccup’s judgement and ability to defuse situations where he would have exacerbated them. toothless, so ready to shield hiccup from harm from anything or anyone.

hiccup, terrified for toothless even as he grieves for his father. hiccup, ignoring drago, ignoring the bewilderbeast, pleading one more time for toothless. hiccup, willing to die reaching if only to have toothless reach back. hiccup, “please. you are my best friend, bud.” / “my best friend.”

toothless, sensitive to hiccup’s upset and wanting so badly to make it go away. toothless, waiting as the haziness becomes clearer, waiting for the touch, the face, the voice. toothless, willing to fight “the strength of will over others” to reach back. toothless, “he’s challenging the alpha!” / “to protect you!”

god there’s so much more but if i listed every single detail about their friendship as observed in httyd2 this answer wouldn’t be ready for posting for like. at least a week

and even before they reach that stage, those decisions in httyd that go from hesitant to confident…

hiccup, tentatively trusting this dragon to eat the fish and not his fingers. hiccup, sticking around because he’s got no better place to be in and no better company to be with. hiccup, reaching and reaching and reaching.

toothless, wary and mistrustful but willing to give this human a chance. toothless, mimicking hiccup rather than completely disregarding him or chasing him off. toothless, slowly…cautiously…hopefully…reaching back.

hiccup, throwing his cheat sheet to the wind and relying on instinct and trust alone. hiccup, standing tall under astrid’s doubt and saying with full conviction: yes. hiccup, casting his helmet and viking status aside because he can’t not see a bit of toothless in every dragon now. hiccup, jumping onto a burning ship with no goddamn fucking hesitation to free a trapped toothless. hiccup, falling into the fire of his own creation, into the end of a centuries old war.

toothless, putting his faith in this human who has never once flown in his entire life and then putting even more faith in this human who quite literally throws caution to the wind. toothless, climbing out of the cove not for himself but for hiccup. toothless, going against instinct and swallowing his fire because hiccup screamed “NO!”. toothless, terrified for his hecking life but willing to “stay with me, buddy, we’re good, just a little bit longer” and “hold, toothless…NOW!”. toothless, falling into the fire with hiccup, determined to make this the end of one thing only.

PLUS SO MUCH MORE. these are only from the first two films alone; gotnf gives us even more Good Content and i’m just! fuck! i love two dweebs! i love hiccup and toothless so much!

and now for specific character growth / developments that i will never get over…i won’t talk about hiccup because i am nearing 2000 words BUT TOOTHLESS…LISTEN. toothless never used to drink “have mercy on others” juice. he never used to drink “don’t shoot or maim or otherwise injure when provoked” juice. he never used to drink “give others a chance because everyone deserves a chance” and “not everyone is out to kill you or hurt you or take everything you love and cherish away from you” juice. but after bonding with hiccup? he’s hooked! he’s so hooked! he is more willing to lean into faith rather than doubt! he is more willing to believe in an after rather than a never! he is more willing to compromise rather than overlook! he is more willing! to empathise!! i’m so emo!

i already talked a bit about how he comes to trust enough to be vulnerable ( i.e. not constantly guarded / cautious ) around berkians and like…can you imagine how big of an achievement that is for someone like him? for someone who has been alone for so much of his life? for someone who knows what it’s like to be forced to be vulnerable for someone they don’t trust at all? I’M SO! EMO!

HICCUP FINDING STRENGTH IN TOOTHLESS? TOOTHLESS FINDING STRENGTH IN HICCUP?? MmMmMm that’s some good shit ( Good Shit ) right there!!

i have…a lot more screaming about their friendship + love for each other to do but i’m tired and you can tell so i’ll wrap this up with some more opinions on httyd3′s Bad Tier handling of toothless’ character and the consequent portrayal of his bond with hiccup! i know you’ve already read it julie but if anyone who’s read to this far hasn’t already seen it…maybe take a peek at my first essay™ here…

i haven’t seen the final movie in a while so my memory of it might be a little shit but i’m glad that they at least maintained some element of that gentle ease / security / comfort we see in httyd2. definitely not as much as i’d hoped, but i would’ve been able to deal with that — maybe even justify it — if they hadn’t also insulted hict.ooth’s friendship for the sake of a ‘love at first sight!’ romance i can’t get behind multiple, multiple, MULTIPLE times.

i failed to address this in my first httyd3 critical post BUT LIKE. the way EVERYONE acts like and states that toothless ignoring / dismissing hiccup was a very natural, logical consequence of him being interested in the light fury ( which he. defs would stop being after she nearly killed what is literally half of him oh my goOoOod ) was so! fucking! insulting! to not only hiccup + toothless’ bond, but also to almost everything this franchise stands for and the characters themselves!

after six years of seeing hiccup and toothless interact with + love each other, do you really think HICCUP’S FRIENDS would say “well, what did you expect?” to toothless leaving?? do you really think that they would imply that toothless only stayed with hiccup because he didn’t have a choice? ‘maybe they don’t understand the weight of their bond, stingray’ AFTER SIX GODDAMN YEARS OF SEEING IT DEVELOP AND DEEPEN??? and maybe they don’t but surely they understand how important toothless is to hiccup and wouldn’t make a callous comment like that RIGHT?? god i’m so ready to throw hands at dreamw.orks for having astrid say “he didn’t have any reason to” to hiccup’s “he didn’t leave before” i am sO r e A d Y

also just the fact that IT’S IMPLIED THAT TOOTHLESS ONLY STAYED WITH HICCUP BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE / ANY REASON NOT TO?? it’s so gross what the heck dreamw.orks why bring gotnf up if you’re just going to retcon it i don’t understand!

httyd3 is a good movie in that it is very evocative, has an insanely lovely colour palette + insanely amazing soundtrack, and tries its best to give a satisfying ending to “the friendship of a lifetime”. i love it and will absolutely be rewatching it so many times when it’s released on blu-ray, but it’s not perfect and i could go on and on and ON about the tragedy that is toothless’ characterisation.

flskdjg okay i’ve run out of steam now so tl;dr:

thank you so much for asking for my opinion so respectfully julie this was a delight to see in my inbox + a delight to answer

i love toothless and hiccup

I LOVE TOOTHLESS AND HICCUP

I LOVE! TOOTHLESS! AND HICCUP!

i am never getting over my love-hate for httyd3

[hallsofvalhalla]

I JUST RECALLED ONE OF MY EARLIEST CHILDHOOD MEMORIES AND IT’S BRUTAL AF

did anyone else ever do the elementary school cakewalk thing?

for those who don’t know, wikipedia’s description of a cakewalk is:

Numbered squares are laid out on a path. Tickets are sold to participants, with the number of squares in the path equal to the maximum number of tickets sold. The participants walk around the path in time to music, which plays for a duration and then stops. A number is then called out, and the person standing on the square with that number wins a cake as a prize (hence the name).

so the way my school wound up doing this was they would sell tickets AHEAD of time so parents knew how many cakes were needed and could bring exactly that number of cakes so that none of the kids went away without a cake. (it was a really, really, really small town). it was a tradition at our “fall festival” celebration and we all looked forward to that guaranteed cake all year long. we’d talk about it in the days leading up to the festival (“Well, MY mom’s making a white cake with chocolate frosting...”) and salivate over the descriptions of what awaited us.

it’s also worth noting that this was before a lot of health & safety codes cropped up and parents weren’t allowed to bring store bought cakes, only homemade. so, of course, our parents would agonize over what kind of cake to make, get competitive with other parents, etc. This shit was taken seriously.

Night of the festival rolls around & everyone’s having a great time. The cakewalk starts. Of course, whoever’s number gets called first gets to pick the first cake, and we were all hoping it would be us, because, let’s face it, some cakes are better than others. I remember having my eye on this two-tiered masterpiece of chocolate and blue icing.

But of course I don’t get called first; and as the cakewalk goes on I begin to realize that I’m going to get called last. I watch the pile of cakes dwindling. every time someone is called, the cake I’ve set my sights on is spirited off; I set my sights on a new cake, only to have that taken, and then the next... Eventually there are two cakes left, which means two kids - me & this kid I was always fighting in class (idk why), Niket. (I still remember that little shit, btw. Niket, if you’re out there, your army crawl in gym class was boss af.)

Anyway.

So the music starts up again but Niket doesn’t start walking. He’s staring at the cakes. I stare with him. Our parents are trying to urge us on. The only two cakes left are this monstrosity of pink icing (and we’re both at the Too Cool For Pink stage) and a pile of crumbs and icing that I’m guessing was dropped, just a little, on the way there. Niket looks at the cakes, then he looks at me. I look at the cakes and then I look at him. My heart is sinking fast. At the same time we both realize it: neither of us wants either of those cakes.

And we just... walked off the stage. My mom tried to get me to keep doing the cakewalk, but I just wanted to go home. I saw Niket crying later.

and as this memory occurred to me I realized two things:

1.) this is the epitome of a first world problem. wtf was wrong with us?? would rather have no cake at all than an ugly cake?? get back in there you little jumped up little shits!! I wish I could time travel just so I could go get both those cakes & eat them in front of your tiny dumb faces!! turning down free cake!! wtf is wrong with you! neither of your deserves cake, just get out, gtfo

2.) how soul-crushing it must have been to have be the adults who brought those cakes. to have two sugar-addicted 7 year olds look at your cake and then walk off the stage like “you couldn’t GIVE me that!!” to watch them march their indignant little asses away from it like starving war prisoners deciding to go on a hunger strike!! like they were making a Statement! ABOUT YOUR CAKE! then to see them fuckin cry about it later because your cake was just THAT abhorrent!!

and then they had to go and retrieve the cake from the stage in front of everyone.

presumably they had to put it in their car and drive it home.

they had to have that cake in their house.

a monument to their shame.

jesus. I can’t even imagine.

[pressingtobinheath]

sams gonna transfer to man u

GTFO. 

lmao it’s gonna be tier 2.... it’ll be a couple of years before they’ll be tier 1 and I’d see sam at PSG or Lyon before she went to England (although she does have family in England) 

[go-redgirl]

Virginia Lawmakers Vote To Allow Illegal Aliens To Obtain Driver’s Licenses – They Will Follow The Example Of 13 Other States Right Journalism ^ | 02.13.2020 | Alex D.

I will say, opposition to voter ID laws is strange. If the problem is that not everyone can afford an ID or has easy access to the DMV, states should work to ameliorate those issues. Free IDs for those who can’t afford one, full online registration.

I say this because too many illegals end up voting in our elections.

No debate on Election Security should go forward without first agreeing that Voter ID (Identification) must play a very strong part in any final agreement. Without Voter ID, it is all so meaningless!

The democrats are getting ready for 2020 and already made a small step towards voter fraud.

Virginia lawmakers passed legislation in both chambers of the state legislature that would allow illegal aliens to obtain driver’s licenses, a consequence of the state capitol’s newly minted Democratic majority.

Amid a rush before the end of the Virginia General Assembly’s “crossover” deadline Tuesday, lawmakers in both the state Senate and the House of Delegates passed separate bills allowing undocumented immigrants to legally drive on the state’s roadways. HB 1211 and SB 34 both passed their respective chambers Tuesday, the last day legislation could cross over to the other chamber for consideration.

State senators passed SB 34 by a margin of 22-18. The Senate version, which Democratic state Sen. Scott Surovell introduced, permits illegal aliens living in the state to obtain a standard driver’s license, but with certain conditions. The undocumented applicants must prove they’ve filed an income tax return, and the cards would also include text stating that it’s not a valid form of ID for federal, voting or public benefit purposes.

The House version, which Democratic Del. Kathy Tran introduced, passed by a margin of 57-42 and is largely similar to its Senate counterpart. The House bill, however, goes further by calling for the IDs to be conventional driver’s licenses.

f Virginia passes the driver’s license measure, it will follow a growing national trend of rewarding illegal immigrants with official government documents. Just a few months ago New York became the 13th state to offer illegal immigrants driver’s licenses, even though local DMV clerks throughout the state expressed deep concern about their ability to authenticate the unfamiliar documents—written in foreign languages—acceptable under the new law to obtain a license. One county clerk in the state’s eastern region said in a local news report that his office, which services a population of about 160,000, will not issue licenses to illegal aliens and instead will let the state deal with the applicants. Another DMV clerk in the state’s southern tier blasted lawmakers for leaving her and her colleagues to deal with the mess.

Besides New York, a dozen states and the District of Columbia have enacted laws to allow illegal immigrants to obtain driver’s licenses, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures. They include California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, Vermont and Washington. More than half of the states passed their measures in 2013. In 2019 several states—including Florida, Kansas, Minnesota and North Carolina—introduced legislation to grant illegal aliens driver’s licenses, but those haven’t been resolved and it’s not clear if they’ll pass. The Trump Department of Justice (DOJ) has challenged New York’s measure, writing in a federal court filing that it conflicts with federal law.

The Democrats can’t stop their only concern is how to bring in more illegals into their so-called sanctuary cities!

We all know that means more voters for them because real Americans don’t trust them and they have to rely on these votes to get elected!

Please share this article wherever you can. It is the only way we can work around their censorship and ensure people receive news about issues that Democrats and the mainstream media suppress.

TOPICS: Government; Local News; Politics;Society

KEYWORDS: blog pimp; driving license; illegals; virginia; voter id

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OPINION:  Any illegals caught voting in any of our elections should be jailed, fined and locked up for three years.  No, non-citizen in this country should ever be allow to take advantage of ‘rights’ that are for U.S. Citizens only.

In fact, that should be one of the largest crime to justify jail time along with others that are ‘clear’ violations of the Citizens Rights Act in this country.  

Only the Democrats in Congress  want to give away the ‘store’ to anyone as long as the Democrats have billions of dollars in their bank accounts so they and their families are taken care of.  Double, Double Standards that’s what the Democrats are ‘flaunting’ around in this country.

The entire Democrat Party in Congress need to be ‘flushed’ out and replaced with other Democrats that truly love this country and want to always put its citizens first to be an asset in Congress instead of ‘bullies, obstructionist, liars and leakers that are destroying our Democracy, Rights and Privilege that are for the American Citizens only!

If illegals are provided with ‘Driver License’ then it should be mandatory that on their ‘drivers license’ it indicate that they are non-citizens.  We (Our Country) must always have the right to maintain records of those who are citizens and those who are not.

Record keeping is extremely ‘vital’ in this case as it is in other cases to be able to ‘identify and track’ non-citizens in our country.

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INDIVIDUALS/COMMENTS/POSTS:

The governor of Virginia know if they cross state lines and cause an accident, he will be sued personally and held accountable.

1posted on2/13/2020, 12:05:30 PM byUSA Conservative

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To: USA Conservative

This is so sad. I expect this from my blue state. But Virginia? I guess it is true they have been lost to the Left.

2 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:06:28 PM byrlmorel(Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)

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To: USA Conservative

Undocumented should be allowed IA’s, but not American licenses.

3 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:06:48 PM by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cultsther)

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To: rlmorel

The Virginia counties contiguous to The D.C. Deep State rule the Commonwealth now.

They decry U.S. values and sovereignty. They’re digging their own tomb, and they don’t even comprehend it.

4 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:10:07 PM by Brexit Ben

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To: Jonty30

Undocumented should be allowed 30 days to gtfo or we will round um up and kick them out.

5 posted on2/13/2020, 12:10:10 PM by cable guymn (We need a redneck in the white house....)

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To: USA Conservative

Only just condisering Virgina was ruled by General Santa Ana before the US “bought” it after the American invasion of Mexico.

6 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:10:13 PM by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.

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That’s what I have heard.

Sad. I look at states like Texas (and formerly Virginia) as beacons of light, and when one of those goes out, it discourages me.

7 posted on2/13/2020, 12:13:22 PM by rlmorel (Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)

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All this crap FORCED down our throats without being contested will be the death of this nation! If they can easily obtain DL then someday you're going to see hundreds of those illegals running our country at the hill! Nothing to stop them..look at Omar that evil Muslim!! The rats will rule over us until America and its constitution is grinded to the floor!! I feel really really bad for the next generation once the boomers are gone! I believe we, the boomers are keeping America hanging by a thread! ! 😢

8 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:18:26 PM by Rose of Texas)

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To: rlmorel

Cut off the security checkpoint access at airports since they do not have a valid license approved by the United States Federal government. Virginia is not in compliance.

9 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:19:50 PM by Dacula

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Thisis is just one more example of Democrats trying to destroy American culture leading to destruction of the USA.

10 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:24:32 PM by Retvet (Retvet)

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To: Jonty30

“Undocumented should be allowed IA’s, but not American licenses.” IA’s = ID’s? “undocumented”?! Even the article called them illegals. They are here ILLEGALLY. They should be ARRESTED.

11 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:27:03 PM by tree top sand roofs

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To: Roseo f Texas

what do we expect?...for decades now we have had so called patriots voting third party or not at all...

patriot voters have got to stop being so stubbornly "principled" that they elect leftist rats into office.....

12 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:28:37 PM by cherry [Post Reply| Private Reply

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IA’s are international driver licence s. It would allow them to drive, but also would be identifiable in preventing from voting.

13 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:28:39 PM by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cultsther)

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“opposition to voter ID laws is strange”

India, a place where the concept of indoor plumbing confounds hundreds of millions, where hundreds of millions of people go outside to do #2, India has voter ID laws.

14 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:29:06 PM by cdcdawg (Cornpop was a pony soldier!)

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To: Jonty30

Thanks.

15 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:33:25 PM by treetopsandroofs

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Get your indictments in order DOJ. These states need to go down

16 posted on2/13/2020, 12:34:35 PMbyeartick(Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)

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To: Jonty30

BS, illegal grass crawling aliens should only be allowed to get the hell out of my Country. If not, rounded up and a mass deportation should take place.

17 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:38:27 PM by eartick (Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)

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Cut off the security checkpoint access at airports since they do not have a valid license

This is all well and good but it does not prevent these illegal grass crawling scum to vote and vote they will

18posted on2/13/2020, 12:39:42 PMbyeartick(Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)

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As are issued to people that are LEGAL in the country. These are ILLEGALs we are talking about.

19 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:41:26 PM byeartick

(Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)

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I meant for legals as well.

20 posted on 2/13/2020, 12:43:01 PM by Jonty30 What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cultsther)

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[spiffycow]

So you want to play FO4 with Mods...

...But you don’t know where to start or what to get. That’s what this post is for!

Below is a categorized list of mods I currently use in my game With Links.

Note that my playstyle is to prefer the game to remain mostly the same, a little more difficult, closer to the survival style, with everything maintaining immersion, & loaded up on settlement options. If this sounds like you, then please view below the cut!

Happy gaming!

Setup

Realize that with mods enabled, you will not be able to earn achievements. There is a mod workaround for this, but in the spirit of the devs intending you to earn said achievements with a vanilla character, I’ll not be including it in my list. If continuing to earn achievements is important to you, create a new character or a new save file and keep them separate.

First you will want to navigate to your Documents/MyGames/Fallout 4 and open Fallout4Custom.ini. At the bottom, add these lines EXACTLY, then save and close.

[Archive] bInvalidateOlderFiles=1 sResourceDataDirsFinal= 

Download ENBoost and extract the files inside WrapperVersion into your Fallout 4 game folder. Run Enblocal.ini and set ForceVideoMemorySize=true. Save and close. If you have a video card with more than 4gigs of VRAM, adjust the VideoMemorySizeMb to reflect that number (4096, 8192, 16384, etc.)

Next, visit the NexusMods site, create an account, and click “Install NMM” at the top of the page. Once it’s finished downloading, run the installer and then the program. When it’s scanning for games, make sure to verify Fallout 4 and hit Finish. Select Fallout 4 and hit OK.

Note: If it asks you Do you want to auto-create categories, I always hit No, but you do you. It’s a purely organisational preference. I like to create my own categories, as you will discover further in the post~

Mods

As previously mentioned, I like to organize my mods a little differently than default. If you choose to do this as well, your newly downloaded mods will be under the “Unassigned” category.

Tier 1: Essentials

This category is basically mods that are either required for other mods or mods so great and wonderful that I would never really consider playing without them.

Adjustable UI Volume Sliders

Armor and Weapon Keywords Community Resource

DEF_UI

Full Dialogue Interface

HUDFramework

Improved Map with Visible Roads

Unofficial Fallout 4 Patch

Valdacil’s Item Sorting

Tier 2: Visual Enhancements

Enhanced Blood Textures

EoW - Pre-War Books Retexture

Interiors Enhanced

True Nights (for True Storms with ENB)

True Storms - Wasteland Edition

WET - Water Enhancement Textures

Tier 3: Settlements

Basement Living - Bunker and Basement Player Homes

Better Settlers

Craftable Turret Stands

Crafting Workbenches

Creative Clutter

Do It Yourshelf

Homemaker - Expanded Settlements

Increased Build Limit Enhanced

Laundry Day

Longer Power Lines

Manufacturing Extended

No More Floating Razorgrain

NorthlandDiggers Resources

OCDecorator - Static Loot

Salvage Beacons

Settlement Attacks Beyond

Sim Settlements

Snappable Junk Fences

Spring Cleaning

The Fridge

Thematic and Practical

Videos of the Wasteland

Tier 4: Followers

Danse GTFO Power Armor

Dogmeat’s Backpack

Everyone’s Best Friend

K-9 Harness

More Smarter Companions

Tier 5: Character & Cosmetics

Armorsmith Extended

Commonwealth Cuts - KS Hairdos - ApachiiSkyHair

Eyewear and Mask Retexture

Holstered Weapons by Azar

LooksMenu Customization Compendium

Lots More Facial Hair

Lots More Female Hairstyles

Lots More Male Hairstyles

Lowered Weapons

Wearable Backpacks and Pouches

Tier 6: QoL & Immersion

Beantown Interiors Project

Better Mod Descriptions

Brahmin Troughs

Campsite

Immersive Drumlin Diner

Immersive Fast Travel

Immersive Vendors

More Where That Came From - Diamond City Radio Edition

Old Saint Nick’s Christmas Radio

Old World Radio - Boston

Pip-Pad

Super Mutant Redux

Swinging Animated Meat Bags

Targeting HUD and Betty Mentats Enhanced

Targeting Sensors on Recon Scopes

We Are The Minutemen

Once you’re finished downloading, go through the list and install them. Be sure to pay attention to each mod’s instructions as they will tell you what conflicts they have with other mods and what patches to install, as well as what  files should overwrite others.

Once all mods are installed, download and install LOOT then sort and apply to optimize your load order.

[novadestin]

KPop Fans: Stop Pretending

KPop fans are always saying "SLAY!!" "BOP!!", but the vast majority never actually buy the albums of the groups they stan - which is the #1!!! means of support and making sure a group doesn’t disband (money from streaming? = laughable at best). The reality is that things costs money and thinking/wanting/getting everything free kills what you love (a curse of the great interweb).

This is NOT an “attack” on those fans btw (I have 0 funds myself!); but I think it's important to understand this: KPop/your faves = not doing as well as you think. The genre has always been good about masking things with glitz and glamour, but this is the reality for most groups:

Just for comparison, since I know some of you are going, “Well, those groups aren’t that big/popular” (or whatever):

16,027 copies seems great, right? Until you remember that AOA has 46,864 fans - and those are JUST the ones registered in their fancafe. Using only  those numbers (and assuming it was only their fans who bought their album), we see that just 34.2% actually supported the group. 65.8% of their own fans DIDN’T buy their album!!

AOA can “afford” that though (even though it still hurts), the vast majority of groups can’t - hence why, if you actually follow KPop beyond just the “top tier” stuff, you see tons of hardship and multiple disbandments every single year (this is partly why I get so pissy when people say groups like Sistar or APink are “underrated” btw >.> #GTFO).

Again, my point isn’t to bash those who don’t buy albums AT ALL, just that more people need to be more aware of this discrepancy between the usual “KPop is going to take over the world!!” ”My faves are slaying!!” mentality and actual reality.

Either way, always do your best in supporting whichever group you love - no matter what that might entail. If you can’t buy an album during “peak time”, that’s OK! Some fans can’t stream, others can’t vote - you’re not required to do everything all the time.

(And, yes, I realize these are all GG, but I just woke up and am too lazy to go looking for new screenshots xD)