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louiewells · 27 days ago
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Full name: Dolores Joy Wells
Nicknames: Louie, Lola, DJ
Age: 33
Star sign: Scorpio (October 25th)
Hometown: Aurora Bay, California
Occupation: Environmental Scientist
Pronouns/Gender: She/her, cis female
Time in town: 33 years
@aurorabayaesthetic
(this bio includes mentions of pregnancy and parental death. proceed with caution of you find these topics triggering)
Dolores Wells was born the youngest daughter of Daphne and August Wells. Consistent reports from her parents (and her oldest sister) say that Louie was a "very good baby" and that her only true flaw was that she had a very disarming gaze -- even from her earliest hours.
Louie grew up as a happy tagalong to her older siblings -- ignorant to the fact that someday (through circumstances and age) they would end up leaving the house one by one. Everyone who moved out experienced a cold shoulder from Louie for an extended period of time. She never liked change.
Clever as a student, Louie did well academically but never particularly thrived socially. No one was unkind to her, and she engaged happily when necessary, but she didn't particularly seek out the slumber parties and shopping trips of other girls her age. She was more than happy to come home and explore on the beach or curl up next to a window with a book.
Louie met her first true friend in the astronomy club in high school. Paired with Salvador Cavendish, nights under the stars bloomed into a secret teenage romance that ended disastrously at prom.
After high school, Louie pursued her love of nature and her parent's activism and pursued a degree in environmental science -- later going on to get her Master's degree in aquatic biology and conservation planning.
Over the years, Sal came in and out in her life in various degrees of commitment -- on and off, fights and make ups, never settling on commitment. Three years ago, Louie discovered she was pregnant as a result of a one-night stand the two of them had had. After much thought, Louie decided to keep the baby -- a boy that would have the name August (known as 'Gus' to pretty much everyone).
Gus became the bright light to the family following the sudden and shocking passing of her father.
Currently, Louie lives in a cabin on the beach near the lighthouse. She spends most of her days outdoors doing research for her studies and exploring tidepools with Gus. She and Sal share split custody -- intent on showing him that the three of them are a family in spite of the fact they don't all live together.
fun facts.
strong swimmer. has saved two people drowning in the bay on different occasions. she keeps a citizen medal in a sock drawer.
only bought a car (cheap junker) when gus was born. now that he's older, the two of them mostly walk or he rides in a front wagon of her bicycle.
drink of choice is whiskey neat.
has a closet in her house that is stacked floor to ceiling in handwritten research journals.
has an orange cat named "toots". he is fourteen years old, deaf, mostly blind, and has a half-bald tail.
connections.
sister of @buddywellls and @delilahcarreno
shares a child with @salvadorcavendish
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hinkel-im-home · 5 months ago
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Chapter Five
October 22nd, 1942
Here’s something people try to avoid talking about: when there’s a war on, you have very little time to think.
Astrid used to sit at the window of her room at the boarding house as soon as the sun had set, in her nightdress, with a bottle of schnapps (the older girls used to smuggle it for her in exchange for chores, and she kept it under a loose floorboard by the closet). She’d spend the night letting her mind wander to whatever it wished to ponder over, rehashing events from her childhood and conversations she’d had, and as the alcohol made its way into her bloodstream, her vision and thoughts would start spinning like an uncontrollable tidepool until she fell asleep with her face pressed against the forged iron rail at her windowsill. Then, at around two in the morning, she’d startle awake to the sound of a rat knocking over the lid of a trashcan or a car honk going off in the distance, and, cringeing at the vertical print on her face made by the bars, she would lift the floorboard, tuck the bottle in its hiding spot, before climbing into bed before the warden noticed.
It was a ritual she never forgot to honor; night after night, like a virgin priestess burning a sacrifice to some great Roman goddess. Astrid’s war began in 1938, at the ripe age of fourteen, and she quickly learned that even the smallest comforts could be traded off for survival. Thought for action. In the four years she’d been fighting, the girl had not been granted a moment to sit and really think. Her mind had been on pause, replaced by one long blur of a fight for her life. Now, in this foreign camp, miles away from any utterance of German and bathed in the comforting swathe of safety, it seemed that she finally had a chance to breathe. But her thoughts at 18 years old proved to be much more unpleasant than they happened to be at 14, and the silence that drowned her when curfew had passed and the camp was fast asleep unsettled her much more than not thinking at all.
-> Keep reading: Time After Time - Chapter 6 - snoopyhomeboy123 - Band of Brothers (TV 2001) [Archive of Our Own]
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echidnana · 3 years ago
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intro post: the tidepools
we’re the median subsystem host of the confluence!
collective information
they/them or he/him pronouns for us collectively. we are all minors, mostly around 15 years old. you can refer to us collectively as either the tidepools, tidepool, or logan.
aro gay polyam + hmLhm
we are semiverbal. please be patient with us when speech becomes more difficult!
main fronters
☔️ flower: it/its. he/him if we know each other.
🎸 ichika: she/her. likes music and star gazing.
🏮 logan/tsunghan (宗翰): he/him/voi/void. likes banana bread. othellic.
🐟 salmon: he/it. freshwater creature spirit thing.
☁️ silver: he/him. telekinetic hedgehog from the future. decora kid.
🎏 yasuna: she/he/they. dating an assassin.
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[image description: three images. the first is a picrew of a light skinned person. they have chin length brown hair that’s pulled back at the top. on their face are a few light scars and acne, as well as a white bandage on the right side of their face. they have a neutral expression and are wearing a white tank top, showing acne on their chest and shoulders. they are also wearing a black necklace.
the second is an image of silver the hedgehog from the idw comics over a dark teal background. he is looking forwards with an intense expression, glowing teal with his telekinesis powers and holding one hand out. his other hand is clenched by his side.
the third is a cropped image of oribe yasuna from the anime kill me baby over a blue background. she is a light skinned teenager with short brown hair and bangs and large brown eyes. he’s drawn in a chibi style and smiling largely. she’s wearing their school uniform, a white button up with a red tie. /end ID]
here’s the link to the picrew and here’s the link to the silver image
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bokutos-eyebrows · 5 years ago
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Asahi Azumane boyfriend hcs!
sfw boyfie headcanons with Asahi!
For your first date he took you to the tidepools! You spent the day looking at the various sea critters and collecting shells and sea glass. The next time you saw him, Asahi gave you a bracelet he made from the shells you had gathered. 
He loves to make you little gifts! A pair of earrings, a little pop up card, a candle or soap. He shows he’s always thinking of you by doing this~ There's this one tik tok that blew up of a design student making his girlfriend a red heart bomber jacket for valentines day...expect Asahi to design like half your closet.
If you ask him to try to do your makeup he’ll be really good at it. He also lets you put makeup on him! He loves art and the way people express themselves through makeup.
Keeps a polaroid of you in his wallet, and another in his phone case, and another in his car, and another at his desk… he has pictures of you everywhere.
Unironically would like to get matching couple shirts or hoodies. 
Will binge anime with you and would never watch ahead without you no matter how much he wants to
Asahi is the type of boyfriend to make you a cute little basket of goodies every holiday.
He loves to hug you and have his arms around you. Subconsciously back hugs you all the time in public and gets really shy and flustered when he realizes what he’s doing. But he doesn’t stop unless you are uncomfortable of course. 
Asahi doesn’t get angry very easily so if there is an issue between you both, he calmly works through the problem with you. You two barely fight because you have great and open communication.
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fohfox-blog · 5 years ago
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~INTRODUCTION~
sitting on the edge of a high rise roof with a full moon overhead, a full bic lighter always on hand, too many pairs of vans scattered around the bottom of the closet, rings left behind on wrists from brand new hair ties, the scent of the last cigarette smoked still lingering on lips.
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new york’s very own fox foster was spotted on broadway street in cadmium yellow/tidepool vans mix & match sk8-his . your resemblance to jack mulhern is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty- first birthday bash . while living in nyc ,  you’ve been labeled as being reticent , but also adventurous . i guess being a pisces explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be sitting on the edge of a high rise roof with a full moon overhead, a full bic lighter always on hand, too many pairs of vans scattered around the bottom of the closet . & ( cis male & he/him  )
Sup y’all! I’m PJ, 20 years old, and I use he/him pronouns! My timezone is EST, New York babeyy! Some possibly interesting stuff about me is that I work at an aquarium and I’ve gone cage diving with sharks. Other than that, I’m pretty boring, so here’s my boy Fox! I promise he’s a lot more interesting.
Fox was born to rich parents, something most would be grateful for. His father has a lumber company and his mother is an actress. He never saw them much growing up but that was fine because he didn’t care much for them anyway. Cold, sure, but they were more like absent roommates than parental figures.
If he could fight one person on this Earth, it would be his father without a second thought. There’s a lot of suppressed anger towards him, mostly because he’s just a giant turd. Never really cared about Fox, or his mother, or anything besides his money.
Fox is used to being in the spotlight because of his mother but it’s never been something that he enjoyed. To the public, he looks kinda like a douche. Rarely smiling, hoodie up, head down. He became fairly known for flipping the paps off and has almost gotten physical with them more than once. As someone who thoroughly enjoys his privacy, there’s nothing that’ll tick him off more than seeing the flash of a fancy camera.
He did fairly decent in high school, not that anyone noticed, but it was enough for him to graduate early and earn a college scholarship. Majoring in forestry and fire management, he wants to one day fuck off into the middle of the woods with a husband.
Speaking of husbands, my boy is gay. Like full, 100% gay as fuck. But also so deep into the closet that he found that lamp in Narnia. He’s afraid to come out because of the media’s reaction and also, his turd of a dad will have a meltdown. So for now, until he can get out of the city and the spotlight, he’ll play straight.
Even though his parents give him an insane weekly allowance, Fox still likes to work. Until he can go elsewhere, he’s using his fire management skills with the fire department. So far, he absolutely loves it. Minus having to borrow other people’s urine because hey, he’s a pothead.
Fox loves being fucked up. Drunk, high, whatever. However he won’t go into work unless he’s sober because it’s a dangerous job. Not only his life would be on the line, but his coworkers and civilians as well.
He’s honestly a sweet dude who just wants to live a peaceful life out of view of the entire world. He may not be totally open with people but he enjoys helping others out and going on insane adventures. He’s the type of dude to try to ride on the top of the Subway or climb out on the Statue of Liberty’s torch.
Okay I think that’s enough, right? I’m gunna throw some wanted connections out there now.
A best friend! Someone who has been around him for years and knows that he’s not just the dick everyone sees through the camera.
An enemy? He’s generally pretty chill but it’s also not hard to tick him off.
A crush or friend with benefits? Sneaking around and trying to make sure they don’t get caught, fuck my boy up!
Literally all of the connections. I want them all!
OKAY now I’m done. If you want to plot just give this a like and I’ll slip into your DMs;) or you can find me on discord @ pjnfluff#3272 !
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roxannarambles · 5 years ago
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Fleeting Fireflies: Prologue
Title: Fleeting Fireflies
Author: Roxanna Rambles
Genre: Moomin/Deltarune Crossover, Snufmin
Rating: PG (depictions of mild violence)
Summary:
Snufkin and Moomin go out for a simple day at the beach. What they don’t expect is that they will end up on an adventure so grand, it will rival anything in Moominpapa’s memoirs.  
Or,
What if Suzy and Kris didn't go to the supply closet that day in search of chalk? Would the lost prince of a dim kingdom ever find his champions?
Next Chapters: Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three  Chapter Four  Chapter Five
Notes: This story was written so that you do not need to know anything about Deltarune to enjoy this fic. However, you probably need to be at least a little familiar with the characters of Moominvalley to enjoy the story.
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Prologue
It was a brilliant morning. The sort of morning when you wake up full of energy, bound out of bed, throw open the window, and the sweet, cool air feels crisp in your lungs. Moomin grinned as he leaned out his window, spotting the figure down below and waving. Snufkin was already waiting for him. Oh, this was so very exciting. A trip out to Circle Island, just the two of them! Moomin tried to gesture he would be down shortly, and then quickly gathered up his things.
They'd planned it yesterday. While walking along one of their favorite paths in the woods and chatting about this and that, Moomin had started reminiscing about how much fun it had been the last time they had been there, and how he'd quite like to return someday. Then Snufkin pointed out that there was a very low tide early morning the next day.
The timing was perfect. They discussed it further and agreed it would be a trip just for the two of them, this time. Moomin was very interested in exploring the cave further and finding just how far it went. So they would pack a meal and get up at the break of dawn and take off for some spelunking.
After re-checking his basket and brushing his teeth (and glaring into the mirror for a moment at a little patch of fur on his head that would not comb down properly), Moomin practically leapt out the door and flew out into the front yard. He opened his mouth to greet his friend and only barely remembered at the last moment that he should be quiet, turning his shout into a hushed tone.
"Snu-- uhh, hi Snufkin!"
His friend smiled at him, an affectionate, amused little expression.
"You said we were to sneak out so that Little My wouldn't hear us."
"We are," Moomin answered in a whisper, glancing back nervously at the house.
"Moomin, your sneaking around could wake the Groke."
"Shhh. Look, nobody heard me, we're fine."
After briefly eyeing the quiet house with a raised brow, Snufkin answered good-naturedly,
"If you say so. Are you all set?"
"Yep! How 'bout you?"
Snufkin held his equipment aloft, an oil lantern and a length of rope.
"Oh, no fishing today?"
"Mmm, well, it doesn't seem terribly necessary when we have Moominmama's sandwiches for lunch."
Moomin smiled,
"Right! I hadn't thought of that. Well, shall we be off, then?"
Snufkin grinned at him and said pleasantly,
"We shall!"
The walk out to the beach was an easy and comfortable amble. Although this was much earlier than Moomin normally woke up, he was buzzing with energy. The two of them chatted about the local denizens as they wandered past the little houses, and then turned onto a favorite path through the woods that led out to the shoreline. The trees were bright with blooms and birdsong, at the height of spring.
Upon reaching the beach, it was clear how dramatically low the tide was that morning, with great big piles of seaweed, starfish, and other critters freshly stranded on the wide stretch of beach. Snufkin and Moomin walked right along the edge of the water, leaving a path of footprints behind them, and Moomin spent the time picking up starfish and other wayward souls to throw back into the sea. Eventually, the little patch of Circle Island came into view; a raised, almost perfectly round spot of land covered in dense greenery.
The pair made a beeline to the island and climbed the slope up onto the land's sandy soil. After finding a nice rock to stow their equipment at for the moment, they decided to spend some time along the beachline and the tide pools. There was a flock of seagulls picking through the area, taking advantage of the low tide, and Snufkin followed them out toward one of the larger tide pools. He watched them wrestle for a while with a sea cucumber before they took off, and then joined Moomin in marveling over the tiny microcosm of the tidepool. Much of the time was spent discussing whether the little shells were sea snails or hermit crabs, and then poking at them to find out which they were.
"Ok, what about that one?"
"Hmm. I think a snail. It's very still."
Moomin plucked the shell up gingerly and looked underneath it.
"Yup! You're very good at this."
Moomin dropped the little critter back in and pointed at another.
"And that one?"
"Another snail."
Moomin picked it up and tilted it over, spotting the teeny, dark red claw closing off the shell's entrance.
"Not this time, it's a crab!"
"Really? Let me see."
Moomin placed it on Snufkin's palm and then exclaimed with a little pair of antenna stuck out and the crab began to immerge.
"Oh, he's coming out! He likes you."
Snufkin smiled as the critter began to trumble along on his hand, dragging the borrowed shell along with it.
"Makes sense, though. You're basically a hermit crab, Snufkin."
His friend chuckled and asked,
"How's that now?"
Moomin pointed at the little black shell.
"They travel around all over, carrying their home on their back, just like you. And if they tire of that they can just change house."
Snufkin gently lowered the crab back into the tidepool.
"I see. That's a clever observation."
Moomin swished his tail back and forth, looking pleased. After a moment, Snufkin added,
"Though most of the crabs here seem awfully fond of using the snail shells."
Moomin gazed down into the pool.
"That's true. Perhaps they suit them well."
"Perhaps so."
The tidepool explorations eventually gave way to shell collecting, and once they had gathered a small horde, Moomin decided they needed to build a sand castle so they could make use of the shells. Snufkin commented he hadn't made a sand castle in a very long time, and this made Moomin all the more determined to make it an especially memorable one. They spent a long time hauling wet sand further in and crafting it, producing a multi-storied castle with many spires. Snufkin created a moat around it and filled it with seawater while Moomin decorated the castle with the shells and feathers. Eventually the castle ended up an enormous structure, ringed in its moat and seaweed, and including a courtyard in the center, a front gate, and several watchtowers. It was a glorious thing to behold.
"Little My could practically live in it!" Moomin exclaimed grandly, grinning at their beautiful creation.
Snufkin chuckled.
"Not quite, but nearly."
He put the final touches on the little black shells lining the castle's front gate.
". . . although if she were here, she'd just as likely kick it down then try to live in it."
"Oh, right. Hmm. I think I'm beginning to remember why we've never managed to build a sand castle this large in a very long time."
Snufkin brushed his hands off and stood back with Moomin to admire their handiwork.
"It is rather impressive, isn't it?"
Moomin sighed, eyeing the intricate decorations he'd inlaid into the castle, savoring the symmetry.
"I only wish it could last forever. One the tide comes back in, it'll all be gone. It's such a shame."
"Isn't that part of what makes it so lovely, though?" Snufkin asked. His friend looked to him.
"I mean, would we really appreciate it so much if it lasted forever?"
Moomin tilted an ear, thinking. He looked skeptical.
"I feel that I might. I think that it's the best sand castle we've ever built!"
Snufkin patted Moomin's arm, answering firmly,
"Then we'll just have to make an even better one next time, eh?"
Moomin stared a moment, but Snufkin's confidence and ease was so contagious that he felt immediately convinced it was possible. He beamed and agreed,
"All right!"
After all that time spent hard at work building sand castles, the two had lost track of everything else. They realized they had better stop goofing about if they wanted to get to their cave exploration before the tide returned. So, over a picnic lunch, they discussed plans, and then stowed the basket away again wedged between the rocks. Then they set out in the direction of the Hattifattener's cave.
Well, that is what they had been calling the cave, at least. Sniff referred to it as Sniff's Super Secret Amethyst Dream Cave and told everybody that no one else was allowed to go back in there until he returned and collected all the gems and got rich. He kept swearing he'd go back there, but he always ended up backing out at the last minute, nervous about possibly drowning or getting lost or maybe starving to death. It was partly this reason that Snufkin and Moomin made their return trip a bit of a secret now.
Of course, the boys didn't want anything to do with gathering up all the amethyst in the cave and getting rich. Their interest was purely for the adventure. After locating the small clearing with a tall rocky outcropping, they clamored around for the best entrance to the cave. Then they set about carefully anchoring their rope and dropping it down into the cave mouth.
"It goes down for quite a way!"
Snufkin lit his oil lantern and held it near the cave mouth. Moomin leaned in, squinting down into the black pit.
"Yep. Can't see the bottom."
Moomin straightened up and asked,
"So who should go first?"
Snufkin hopped up to the lip and took hold of the rope.
"I will. Once I've reached the bottom, you can pull the rope back up, tie the lantern to the end, and lower it down for me to grab. Then when you come down it'll be lit up down here."
Moomin hesitated.
"Are you sure? That means it's very dark for your climb down."
Snufkin nodded,
"Don't worry. I'd rather do it that way then awkwardly carrying the lantern at the same time. And you'll be up here with the rope, in case I need help."
"Ok. Just be careful."
Snufkin promised he would be, and then he began his descent. Moomin watched him closely, ready in case he slipped. Snufkin was a very spry creature, though, and an experienced one at that. He made it down inside the heart of the cave in almost no time at all. Once he vanished from Moomin's sight, and he could only track him by the tugging of the rope, Moomin would occasionally call to him and ask him how things were faring. After a few of those back-and-forths, Snufkin reported he'd reached what seemed like the bottom, and told Moomin to send down the light.
Moomin tied the knot extra-well and very carefully lowered the lantern down into the cave after Snufkin. It was a fascinating, almost eerie sight, that warm little orange spot of light dropping down into the darkness, reflecting all sorts of bits here and there from the crystals inside. Once Snufkin secured the lantern, it was Moomin's turn next. He gave the rope a good testing tug first-- knowing he was a weightier load than his light Snufkin friend-- then coiled a bit of rope around himself and rappelled downward.
Luckily, the rocks were not too slippery with water, and the climb was quite manageable. Snufkin was there to call out to Moomin the bits to be wary of, anyway. He made his way down in good time, and soon joined Snufkin at the bottom.
"Welcome!" Snufkin said, holding up the lantern higher and smiling at Moomin.
"Welcome? You sound as though it's your cave," Moomin quipped.
"I've decided during the five minutes I've been down here that it's mine now, yes."
Moomin put a hand on his hip and protested,
"Snuf--"
Snufkin laughed airily.
"Oh, you know I'm kidding. What a silly thought, owning a piece of nature. As if anyone could ever really do such a thing."
"True," Moomin said, taking the lantern from Snufkin. He held it up, and the glittering walls reflected the light every which-way, creating a dazzling chamber. Moomin drew in a breath at the sight.
"Besides," Snufkin continued,
"I'd like it to be our cave, if that were the case. Far more fun that way."
Moomin glanced to Snufkin, but as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, his friend had already melted into the darkness of the cave ahead of him.
"Wh-Snufkin! Wait up, I'm the one with the light!"
Rushing after him, Moomin had to stop short to prevent running into Snufkin when he found him again.
"Sorry. I'm just eager to see the place. I've never actually been inside."
"Me neither," Moomin said, peering up the walls of the cave.
"It's bigger then I realized."
Snufkin pointed out to parts of the cave wall.
"That must be where the water comes in at high tide. And there and there too. Then it's forced through that part, a bit like a bottleneck, and comes shooting out the top."
"Wow," Moomin murmured, studying the spots Snufkin had pointed out,
"Pretty neat how it's shaped perfectly to make a geyser."
Snufkin moved further into the cave again.
"All of these crystals are pretty neat too. I wonder why they're forming here, of all places?"
Moomin followed behind, holding the light close to the walls.
"I don't know. But there sure are a lot of them."
He was standing by a particularly large collection of the crystals-- long, beautifully tapered, deep purple things bristling on the walls, almost like some sort of alien plant life. They reflected the light of the lantern and almost seemed to glow from within.
"They really are beautiful. I guess I can see why Sniff is so obsessed with them."
"Mmm."
Moomin handed Snufkin the lantern and then reached into the collection of crystals, poking at them, noting they were smooth and cool to the touch.
"Maybe this entire place was formed from a volcano," Snufkin mused out loud.
"You think so?" Moomin glanced up from studying the gems.
"It might explain the crystals. I wonder how far it goes, though."
Snufkin moved a little further, trying to cast the light of the lantern as far as he could. The walls twisted and bended, so it was difficult to judge how extensive the cave system was. However, there clearly was more to explore.
Moomin's eyes grew a little as he imagined.
"Do you think it might actually go really deep into the earth? Maybe we should have brought more supplies. It might take a while!"
Snufkin tossed an amused glance behind at Moomin,
"Well, we can't stay in here for too long, unless we want to be shot out like the Hattifatteners did."
Moomin laughed at himself,
"Oh, right, of course."
Snufkin cautiously advanced, ducking under a patch of amethyst crystals hanging from the ceiling and scooting past them. From where Moomin stood, the visual effect was impressive, his friend standing behind a glowing purple curtain of reflecting shards. Moomin stood and stared awhile before realizing he was being left behind. Snufkin's voice echoed from deeper in;
"Moomin, come take a look at this."
Moomin squatted and pushed under the patch of crystals, but unfortunately his rear end was a bit rounder and larger than Snufkin's and it painfully dislodged some of the larger gems.
"Ow! Hold on a second."
He rubbed his sore bottom but there was no actual harm done, just a few fallen crystals. He picked up the largest one, which had a surprising heft and size-- easily long and large enough to swing about like some sort of bizarre purple sword. He took it with him as he hurried to follow after Snufkin, around a bend in the cave.
As he turned the bend, he saw Snufkin crouched by a sudden pit, staring down into it.
"What is it, Snuf?"
Snufkin glanced up at him.
"Oh, that's a nice one."
Moomin waved the crystal around.
"I know, it's enormous! I think I'll take it back with us."
Snufkin nodded as Moomin came to stand beside him.
"You might want to keep it away from Sniff, in that case. Anyway, the cave goes way deeper here. It's a narrow squeeze but you can see . . . well, that."
"Wow."
Through the sudden drop down, the cave then seemed to open up, and inside, the walls were absolutely brimming with the gems. In a bright tone, Moomin exclaimed,
"We have to go down there!"
Snufkin crossed his arms, thinking. He bit a little at his bottom lip.
"I don't know. The tide should be coming back in anytime now."
"Oh, but Snufkin, it looks incredible down there. Couldn't we just take a quick look?"
Snufkin was quiet for a few moments, obviously weighing the risks, but it seemed he actually was as keen as Moomin was to take a look.
"All right, but just for a little bit. It's not a very steep drop, I think we can sort of just slide down."
Moomin grinned.
"I can't wait 'til we get back and tell everyone about this. It's going to make for an exciting tale."
Snufkin went first, sliding down the drop as he predicted -- dirt and pebbles and so forth tumbled and rolled down with him, but it looked like it worked well enough for him. Moomin followed after him. It was slippier then he expected, but it was sort of fun, like a giant dirt slippery-slide.
When he landed on solid ground and looked up, he gasped. Snufkin held the lantern aloft; the cave was a huge chamber, glittering like thousands of purple stars.
"Snufkin . . ."
He turned to his friend, seeing he wore a similar expression of awe. Snufkin just nodded at him, as if to agree with Moomin's sentiment. They just stood there for a bit, taking in the sight and the atmosphere of the place.
Eventually, something seemed to draw Snufkin's eye, and he approached one of the cave walls.
"Moomin," he said quietly.
Moomin came over to him. He saw that Snufkin had found what appeared to be etchings on one of the walls-- like somebody had scratched something into the stone.
"What do you think it is?" Moomin said in a hushed voice, as somehow he felt compelled to keep his voice down in here.
"I'm not sure," Snufkin answered, quiet as well.
The etchings were not very complicated-- three little triangles and a circle. On either side of those shapes, it sort of looked like a crude depiction of a pair of wings. Moomin tilted his head and rubbed his chin.
"Hmm. Is it . . . pet . . . petrolif . . . petro . . ."
"Petroglyphs?"
"Yeah, that."
Snufkin stared at the wall, humming.
"Maybe. I'm afraid I can't tell how old it is."
Moomin squinted, trying to see if he could tell. It looked old, at any rate. Part of the etching was encrusted with a little bit of the crystals, in fact. Of course, he didn't know how long it took for crystals to grow.
"Hey, maybe the Hattifatteners made it?"
"Possibly. There's very little I know about the Hattifatteners, to tell you the truth."
After studying it further, Moomin was about to say something about what the shapes could possibly mean, but Snufkin interrupted.
"Uh. Moomin, we might have a bit of a problem."
Moomin glanced up and followed Snufkin's gaze. From the hole on the other side of the chamber they were in, the one they had slid down through, water was seeping in.
"Uh-oh."
Snufkin started back for the hole, saying,
"We'd better hurry, it'll come in pretty fast!"
Moomin hurried after him, making sure to grab his neat giant crystal before leaving, his paws sloshing through the shallow layer of water on the floor. Snufkin had already started climbing back up the slope toward freedom, although he was slipping and sliding a lot on the muddy, slick floor. Suddenly, the small fountain of water leaking into their cavern turned into a massive gush, blasting Snufkin full on in the face and knocking him back, washing him entirely down the slope and back into the middle of the chamber. In the process, the lantern was extinguished, the cave dropping into near perfect darkness.
Moomin yelped in shock, half-choking on water as he cried out, and shouted,
"SNUFKIN!"
A moment later, a reassuring voice answered,
"It's all right, Moomin, I'm here."
Moomin coughed and moved blindly into the darkness, wading through water that was already knee-deep, and yelled,
"What do we do? Ooh, I don't think we can relight the lantern. It's so dark!"
He heard a crash, and another wave of seawater poured through somewhere and dumped more water into the cavern, sloshing and bouncing off the walls. Over the rushing water, he could hear Snufkin.
"Follow the sound of my voice. We'll follow the walls and find our way back to the way out, ok? We'll need to be quick, though!"
Moomin tripped over a rock and landed painfully, cursing as he landed and getting a face full of cold seawater. As he struggled back up, another wave of water came roaring into the cave, hitting him in the chest and almost knocking him clean off his feet again. The water was screaming from all directions now, whirling around him, rapidly rising above his waist. He cried out for Snufkin, reaching out in the darkness, and startled when a hand landed firmly on his shoulders. It pulled him in and he felt the reassuring embrace of his friend.
"Come on, Moomin, this way."
Moomin grabbed hold of Snufkin's arm tightly and coughed the water he'd inhaled before saying roughly,
"Snufkin. Thank goodness."
Snufkin pulled the two of them along and up to a cave wall, where the flow of water wasn't quite so difficult to battle, and then they followed it along. Moomin's vision had adjusted to the dark by now, but all he could make out were still just a few dim outlines in the bleak, and not a whole lot else. The water had climbed quite high up his chest by now, and he knew this section of cave would be entirely submerged soon. Still, there was some time to get out, especially following the wall like this.
But-- but then they still had to make their way through the upper part, too. Moomin felt an awful weight on his chest at the sudden realization.
"Snufkin-- do we even have time?"
He felt a tug at his arm and Snufkin said in a clipped tone,
"Here, this is the spot. Get up there, Moomin, go!" Moomin felt his feet sinking into the silty muck of a slope as Snufkin pushed him in the direction of the exit.
"But--"
Before Moomin could even finish his thought-- and he wasn't even entirely sure what he was going to say, anyway-- another wave of water poured in, cutting everything off. Moomin's feet slipped out from under him and he tumbled head-over-heels; it didn't take long for him to realize he was entirely submerged. Turning about and kicking, he struggled to swim back up to the surface, but the current dragged him back. He twisted around and tried to fight it, but was pulled along the rough cave walls, swirled about, and pushed into a large rock. For a few brief moments then, the currents shifted, no longer yanking him about recklessly, and he was able to battle back to the top.
When Moomin popped back up, he sucked in a desperate breath of air and flailed.
"Moomin, are you there?"
Moomin yelped as his head struck the ceiling of the cave, and he realized their bubble of air wouldn't last long.
"Yeah, Snufkin, I'm here!"
He flailed his arms about and somehow, miraculously, his paws caught hold of the soft fabric of Snufkin's clothing. He pulled him close and clung on to him tightly.
"Moomin," Snufkin repeated his name, and Moomin struggled to tread water and keep attached to Snufkin at the same time.
"Moomin, we might have to let the current take us."
Moomin struggled to see Snufkin's face in the darkness, but his head kept bumping into the ceiling and water kept splashing into his eyes.
"Moomin, I . . . I'm sorry."
Moomin opened his mouth to tell him not to apologize, but a wave caused him to splutter instead, and then Snufkin cried--
"HOLD ON!"
Moomin barely had the chance to draw another breath before the undertow yanked at them again, and they were pulled into twisting chaos. At first, Moomin tried to control their direction by swimming with one arm while clinging to Snufkin with the other, but after several sharp run-ins with the cave wall, Snufkin was slipping from his grip. In the moment, Moomin couldn't imagine anything worse than letting him slip away-- even drowning didn't seem quite so bad. So he did as Snufkin said, and he did everything he could just to hold on.
It was impossible to tell anything in those next moments; what direction they were being tossed around in, what part of the cave they were inside, or even how much time had passed. Moomin, holding tightly to Snufkin, was only aware of darkness, swirling, noise, a fierce cold, and the occasional pang of pain as he knocked against rock. The currents seemed to be spinning from all directions, slapping them along for the ride. Moomin was completely disoriented, and could only focus on two thoughts-- trying not to inhale water and trying not to let go of Snufkin.
And then, at some point, around when Moomin thought he might faint from no air, he noticed a shift. He was still being tossed dizzily around by a freezing current, yet something was different. He opened his eyes-- which he realized he'd had tightly shut-- and still only blackness greeted him, but . . . Moomin gasped. He drew air into his lungs, not water.
The little Moomin was entirely confused, as it still felt as though they were being pushed by a wave of water . . . pushed upwards, in fact.
Oh, Moomin thought,
Are we in the Hattifattener's geyser?
But if that is the case, why is it still so dark?
Any other thoughts that Moomin may have had were cut off very short when he found his body colliding with something very solid, the wind knocked from his lungs and his consciousness fading out.
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I finally finished the make-over on the guest room. For those of us who journeyed through long coming out processes in the 70s and 80s, these rooms are also occasionally called the "dummy bedroom" where the "roommate" sleeps, with whom we are "just friends''. I've decided to keep that term even though I live alone, in an effort to convince me that I'm friends with myself. Closet humor. It's been a long time! Enjoy your day, starfish supporters!
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Right away, the helmet-laden crab scuttles towards our heroes and grabs Krask in its giant pincers, constricting him. Theo hexes from distance while Krask stabs with his dagger, trying to escape. Fobias and Barnaby stand on the edge of the tidepool and try to get through the crab's chitin with their blades. It isn't long before Krask is squeezed, almost to the point of unconsciousness, requiring healing from Theo. Luckily, the crab is unable to pull the kobold into the swirling water before Theo hits him with charge from their healing wand.
The blades prove to be more than capable of cutting through the chitin, and the crab's lifeless body gets pulled from the helmet, skewered on Barnaby's scimitar. Fobias notices the intriguing glitter of gold at the bottom of the pool, and braves the currents to collect a massive haul of coins and a magical amulet. While underwater, he also notices that the pool is connected to the Varisian Gulf via an underground tunnel. A possible escape route for Nualia?
Before leaving the room, Theo recognizes the carving on the wall as being a depiction of the legendary (read: fantastical?) city of Xin-Shalast, famous for its near-infinite wealth. They press onwards, back upstairs, to try and gather more clues to the increasing-muddled situation that they find themselves in. Back upstairs, the party opens a set of disturbing stone doors to find a chapel of Lamashtu. Underneath a statue of a pregnant woman, a black marble altar is covered in remnants of ash and bone. Apart from two glowing kukris on the statue, the party doesn't find anything exceptionally interesting here.
They quickly continue on into a multi-purpose room serving as a Torture Chamber and a makeshift prison. The cells are mostly empty, save a pair that house the dead corpses of a goblin and two dogs. Finally, they return to the living quarters and investigate the last room that they had passed over on their initial investigation of the area.
It is Nualia's room. Or...it was. Under the bed sheets they retrieve an assortment of poorly-hidden wands and scrolls that had been taken off Niko's body. But, perhaps more intriguing, they also find a heavily damaged journal with only a handful of pages remaining. The only passage legible is from a week ago, stating that Nualia had been unsuccessful in the search for 'the Mother's Child' and that she hoped to use the Child and the bones of her ancestors to excel in Lamashtu's favor once more.
The party decides to investigate the natural caves that Orik had warned them about, first stopping to check a small closet filled with tiny, ramshackle cages lined with hay. A bird-skull rattle rests among the straw.
Just beyond a pile of refuse and junk, Krask and Barnaby squeeze through a narrow crevice into a larger cave whose eastern wall is covered by thick vines and vegetation. They spot a curious, tentacled creature hiding among the stalactites. Krask lures it back towards the way they came and strikes it with a crossbow bolt. While Barnaby stays back to draw the tentamort's attention, the rest of the party rushes around to the other path and flanks the creature from its rear. It is quickly overwhelmed, and dies.
In the neighboring cave, the party finds a pile of skin and bones that had been the tentamort's previous meals. They uncover a magical set of hide armor made of dog pelts, from among the bodies.
And as the echo of lapping waves echoes through the cavern, the party realizes that they have exhausted their search of Thistletop. Nualia is gone. Sandpoint beckons. Book one closes.
Oh, and they reach level five.
How are Xin-Shalast, Nualia, Roken, and Karzoug intertwined? How will Sandpoint react to the news that Nualia remains at-large? Will someone please tell me what's going on?!
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Headlands Coastal Resort & Spa - Pacific City, Oregon
Every room and cottage at Headlands Coastal Resort & Spa has a deepest patio or balcony for wave-looking at.
Headlands Coastal Resort & Spa.
E book Headlands Coastal Resort & Spa starting at $252 per evening 
Whether you need to settle crabs and fish from the bracing Pacific or simply trip them by the fire at signature restaurant, Meridien, Headlands Coastal Resort & Spa is overjoyed to oblige.
As the name indicates, you of course couldn't salvage nearer to the water than right here, the put the Nestucca River meets the Oregon coastline. 
Capture from regarded as one of the most 33 King or Double Queen rooms, all of which dangle 440 sq. toes (or more, whenever you query a nook room) and poetic views of Cape Kiwanda's waves and Haystack Rock thru recount home windows. With luxe rustic furnishings, solid-iron tubs, gas fireplaces, and facilities that range from a Bonavita brewing system to a Bluetooth lantern speaker, there isn't any must give a boost to to a two- or three-bedroom cottage except traveling with a group.
While Tidepools Spa, which has an out of doors sizzling bathtub, and the restaurant are sophisticated, everything right here is referring to the natural world, the adventures to be had in it, and the connection with the small, unpretentious Pacific City neighborhood. 
Scamper Advisor Rating: 1 of three motels in Pacific City
Booking.com Rating: 9.3 out of 10
Professionals: A corpulent calendar sides actions aplenty, from clamming to kayaking to incomes a free pint by cleansing up the beaches. The resort is furthermore canine-pleasant, so query for these rooms whenever you are bringing your pet along.
Cons: Company who didn't research the put are incessantly taken aback by the isolation and lack of entertainment alternate choices. The resort is two hours from Portland, so it is most likely you'll maybe desire a car. Also, the glass-walled showers in the King rooms are designed to salvage a watch of the ocean even at the same time as you bathe — which provides anyone else in the room a watch of you. For more privacy, query for a Double Queen room, which has a varied setup.
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Ko'a Kea Hotel & Resort at Po'ipu Seashore - Kauai, Hawaii
Serving native and seasonal delicacies, the signature Red Salt restaurant is barely 1 award-a success affirm at Ko'a Kea Hotel & Resort.
Ko'a Kea Hotel & Resort at Po'ipu Seashore
E book Ko'a Kea Hotel & Resort at Po'ipu Seashore starting at $389 per evening
Ultimate for a romantic getaway, this award-a success resort is is known as Kauai's closest waterfront lodging. "Po'ipu" translates to "crashing waves," and this south shore sea lope resort is thought of as one of the most sunniest spots on the island, and consistently known by Scamper Advisor and accelerate magazines for its 121 rooms which would possibly well maybe be most attention-grabbing steps from the sand.
The Spa at Ko'a Kea contains island clay, indigenous nut oils, in the community grown sugar, coffee, and floral essences in products. Are attempting a medication in the outdoor seaside cabana room; you're going to never must return to an indoor spa again. And, whenever you give a boost to to a series, the spa can present an remarkable in-room floral bathtub trip designed to revive and give a boost to your immune system.
With executive chef and Kauai native Noelani Planas at the helm, the highly-rated Red Salt restaurant provides native and seasonal dishes, including ahi tartare and vanilla-scented Mahi. Sushi nights at Red Salt Lounge provide a replace for the typical menu.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 3 of 7 motels in Po'ipu Seashore
Inns.com Rating: 9.4
Professionals: Romantic resort that makes it easy to hit the sea lope, e book browsing classes, or glimpse methods to move a Hawaiian Outrigger Browsing Canoe on-put thru Hoku Water Sports actions.
Cons: Some company complain about customer help moreover to small or old-long-established rooms.
Wailea Seashore Resort Marriott, Maui - Maui, Hawaii
Without a shortage of facilities, Wailea Seashore Resort caters to all participants of the family.
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E book Wailea Seashore Resort - Marriott, Maui starting at $460 per evening
This 22-acre playground is a great family-pleasant sea lope resort, whether taking a whirl down the longest water walk in Maui (325 toes!) or nesting at the adults-most attention-grabbing infinity pool that overlooks waters so blue you ache to paint them. Bypass the swimming pools to stroll to Wailea Seashore and Ulua Seashore Park.
Rooms with non-public balconies (furthermore in most cases called lanais) are huge, starting at 437 sq. toes, and are soothing with marble lavatories and palettes of white and wheat in have to clichéd tropical hues. 
Views are stunning from wherever you would be on property, nonetheless particularly from the Mandara Spa, which overlooks the Molokini crater and the island of Kaho'olawe. You are going to furthermore trip the grandeur of the three championship 18-hole golf classes — the Wailea Golf Club is thought of as regarded as one of the most simplest in the country — or salvage SCUBA dive-licensed.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 5 of 9 motels in Wailea Seashore
Booking.com Rating: 8.8 out of 10
Professionals: The views are fabulous and the spa even provides providers for children. There are a diversity of dining alternate choices out there to cater to all tastes, from a food truck and a Starbucks to a Roy Yamaguchi venue.
Cons: The complete resort would possibly well maybe maybe of course feel a miniature bit bit Disney-ish and rooms are old-long-established. If you are a stickler for authenticity, this aren't the resort for you. Previous company dangle complained about too-few lounge chairs at the grownup pool, along with top price costs for low-quality fare.
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Tower23 Hotel - San Diego, California
With a sleek and minimalist get, Hotel23 wants the focal present be on the clarification why it exists: the sea lope.
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E book Tower23 Hotel starting at $174 per evening
Swish and up to the moment, with a toddle minimalist architectural model, Tower23 takes its moniker from the lifeguard tower attain the resort. 
Tower23 furthermore takes its put as a put to sleep severely. White goose-down duvets almost guarantee that whenever you retire for the evening, you are going to dangle a onerous time getting up. The rooms themselves are uncluttered and painted in deep blues and aqua hues, and suites attain with living rooms.
Amassed, whether you inaugurate or stop the day with a sea-impressed spa medication, the pleasant resort workers is aware of their role is to salvage you out to the sea lope. The proximity to these Pacific Seashore sands and the frothing surf is a mountainous section of the resort's enchantment, which is why the rooms face the west and bikes and sea lope accouterments are included. Even the very popular JRDN sides a 70-foot long "wave wall" that reflects the renowned sunset every evening.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 3 of 292 motels in San Diego
Booking.com Rating: 9.4 out of 10
Professionals: Hotel workers are lauded for being both down home pleasant and beautifully skilled at this beachy enclave the put even the pool comes with ocean views. 
Cons: Some company complain referring to the articulate, that would query some homeless of us hanging spherical. Others don't cope with the austerity with furniture.
Sanctuary Seashore Resort - Monterey, California
The environmentally pleasant Sanctuary Seashore Resort provides binoculars in the rooms so as that it is most likely you'll maybe maybe per chance also ogle whales from the shoreline.
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E book Sanctuary Seashore Resort starting at $279 per evening
Pretty and romantic, this eco-atmosphere pleasant resort is supreme for couples or a group of friends. Aptly named, the Sanctuary Seashore Resort is burrowed into the Marina Dunes of Monterey Seashore and affords fabulous opportunities from whale-looking at trips to learning from native artisans.
Housing is in water-going thru bungalows the put rooms inaugurate at 380 sq. toes and attain with a deepest patio or deck, moreover to French disappear covered chairs, and binoculars for the aforementioned whale and other vegetation and fauna looking at. A natural gas-fueled fire provides warmth, and beds are made up with Harbor Linen's Monocle Series that provide a spectacular evening's sleep.
Tour spherical city on specially made Dutch-impressed Republic bicycles, and revel in complimentary nature walks, led by native guides thru the Marina Dunes Preserves, every Saturday and Sunday. Full the trip with a picnic basket on the sea lope from the resort's signature restaurant, Salt Wood Kitchen & Oysterette.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 2 of 9 in Marina
Booking.com Rating: 8.8 out of 10
Professionals: The proximity to nature, vegetation and fauna, and water is idyllic. Salt Wood's chef furthermore makes a day to day salt exfoliation rub out of native and seasonal substances for the spa.
Cons: Bathrooms are old-long-established, and spa facilities are un-grand, though remedies are intelligent. In some bungalows, the watch of the ocean is blocked.
Loews Santa Monica Seashore Hotel - Santa Monica, California
The Loews Santa Monica Seashore Hotel is the put unpretentiousness meets sumptuous facilities.
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E book Loews Santa Monica Seashore Hotel starting at $432 per evening
Genuine and reliably upscale with out being pretentious, the Loews resort label always performs neatly in popular markets. Parked on Santa Monica Seashore next to the Pacific Park Amusement Park, the Loews Santa Monica is just not any exception.
The up to the moment internal get couldn't divulge "Southern California" more. The double-story foyer's floor-to-ceiling home windows frame each move of sea lope and ray of sun. The 347 rooms and suites, lately refreshed, are accomplished in creamy tones of white and tan with wave-patterned carpets and sky-blue accent pillows. Views alternate between the sea lope and palm trees, or the fourth-floor pool deck and fire pits.
Rating a lightweight meal next to a form of 13 oceanfront fire pits, or snatch advantage of a more brilliant al fresco replace on the terrace of Ocean & Vine, the renowned coastal California delicacies restaurant. The day to day resort price comprises sea lope and pool facilities, so be definite to allow the pool concierge to pamper you with fruit smoothies and spray Evian mist as many events as you require.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 14 of 38 motels in Santa Monica
Booking.com Rating: 8.5 out of 10
Professionals: Loews is a relied on luxurious label offering a consistent excessive-stop trip with huge pool and sea lope facilities. Extras cherish sea lope volleyball, footballs, soccer balls, or other sand sport fixtures are all simply provided by the concierge. Plus, Venice Seashore is most attention-grabbing two miles away and complimentary shuttle service makes it easy to focus on to with out the trouble of parking. 
Cons: Not all extras are included in the pesky resort price. Bikes will label extra, as will boogie boards, scooters, skateboards, and Rollerblades.
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The Westin Jekyll Island - Jekyll Island, Georgia
The Westin Jekyll Island makes the most out of the natural Georgia coastline.
The Westin Jekyll Island
E book The Westin Jekyll Island starting at $189 per evening
With a manicured garden in front and a sea lope in the abet, this LEED-licensed, pet-pleasant resort represents both the south and the raw beauty of Jekyll Island to a T. Lushly landscaped with palm trees and tropical vegetation, the resort provides nature, tranquility, and speedy salvage entry to to seagrass dunes and sandy beaches, the put birds, sea turtles, and other vegetation and fauna abounds.
Natty and up to the moment, with updated technology and complimentary Wi-Fi, the commerce-accessible rooms are generously sized with no not up to a partial watch of the water and a balcony. Some dangle inland views and no balconies, though, so be explicit at the same time as you e book. Westin's trademarked Pleasing bedding is particularly cosy, and the rainforest showerheads are quite comforting.
About a varied dining alternate choices comprise The Reserve Steak House, which sides native Georgia seafood moreover to meat. Earlier than or after a meal there, perch at Harry's Lounge for a craft cocktail and glimpse over the dunes. A 20-mile bike course that stretches in front of the resort is a great replace to working out in the WestinWORKOUT® Fitness Studio, even though it is nicely equipped and inaugurate 24/7.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 4 of 10 motels in Jekyll Island
Booking.com Rating: 9.0 out of 10
Professionals: The tall grounds are beautiful and appealing, and electrical car charging stations are a nice perk. 
Cons: Because everyone has to power to salvage right here, parking would possibly well even be a grief. Also, don't query easy salvage entry to to walk-sharing providers. If you don't must power to salvage up an item, don't; Jekyll Island Seashore Village is spherical the corner for all your looking out wants.
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The Diplomat Seashore Resort - Hollywood, Florida
After a $100 million in 2017, this Hollywood, FL resort emerged as a stellar double-waterfront resort.
The Diplomat Seashore Resort
E book The Diplomat Seashore Resort starting at $204
This lavish Hollywood resort is positioned between Miami and Fortress Lauderdale, bridging the land between the sea lope and the Intracoastal, so it is in actual fact surrounded by water.
After a $100 million renovation that used to be completed in 2017, the resort emerged with 1,000 rooms and suites, most of which dangle views of the waves. Rooms dangle either a smash of day or sunset coloration intention, depending on which facet of the resort they face. The foyer is dramatic, featuring floor-to-ceiling home windows at the abet the put the indoor-outdoor wraparound Hotel Bar is positioned. That foyer furthermore comprises eight grand restaurant ideas that range from Geoffrey Zakarian's Level Royal to the Diplomat High Steak House.
While the sea lope provides jet snowboarding, ocean kayaking, and paddleboard leases, younger relatives furthermore cope with the Dip + Wander water park, the put the slides stop in a lagoon pool. There, fogeys can defend sight traces on the youngsters while playing poolside spa and lunch service. The children' membership, Ocean Ambassadors, relieves fogeys of accountability so as that they are able to trip The Diplomat Golf Club and The Diplomat Tennis Center, too.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 14 of 79 motels in Hollywood
Booking.com Rating: 8.2
Professionals: The resort is most attention-grabbing a mile from Hollywood Seashore's Broadwalk, the put dozens of drinking areas and cafes provide service. You are going to furthermore head there for bicycle and water sports leases if the resort's sea lope gets too busy. All the plot in which thru the road, The Marina at Diplomat Touchdown provides extra venues for dining and entertainment.
Cons: Because this is a conventional convention resort, it is crowded when fully booked, and would possibly well maybe change into aggressive for spa events and pool loungers. Also, the excessive-rises in the articulate block the sun by mid-afternoon depending on daylight financial savings time.
South Seas Island Resort - Captiva Island, Florida
Positioned on a vegetation and fauna retain, the South Seas Island Resort affords lodgings with a facet of nesting sea turtles.
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E book South Seas Island Resort starting at $215 per evening
A combination 330-acre vegetation and fauna sanctuary and resort, South Seas dominates Captiva Island. Or not it is miles a family-pleasant Gulf Fly resort that provides a diversity of rooms, multi-bedroom villas, and non-public homes the put you very distinguished of course feel at home — if your dangle home comes with sea turtles, manatees, dolphins, and long-legged water birds of quite tons of hues.
This weak key lime plantation now caters to a diversity of families, groups, and couples all attempting to hunt down the same issues: leisure and beachside entertainment. Thankfully, it is miles straight forward to hunt down, given that rooms in the Harbourside Hotel are end to nine restaurant alternate choices, the resort's interactive pool advanced, the Gulf-facet golf course, the marina, and the sea lope. Jet-Skis, fishing charters, crusing classes, banana boat rides, parasailing, and kayak excursions are simply about a of the on-put actions which would possibly well maybe be out there to e book. If that isn't sufficient accelerate and exercise, test up on the sea lope and paddleboard yoga classes. 
Scamper Advisor Rating: 4 of 4 motels in Captiva Island
Booking.com Rating: 8.2
Professionals: The swimming pools are mountainous and varied and the beaches are stuffed with shells, unlike the swish white sands on the northwest and east coasts of Florida. Making an strive to hunt down sharks' teeth is one other huge, free exercise for children.
Cons: Here's a tall resort and it is miles straight forward to salvage misplaced. You are going to desire a car, golf cart, or settle the provided trolley to salvage spherical. Reckoning on the room, villa, or home that you rent, it is most likely you'll maybe maybe per chance even dangle factors with maintenance or maintenance as some are timeshare objects and looking renovation. As such, get and decor can fluctuate dramatically from unit to unit.
Omni Amelia Island Resort - Amelia Island, Florida
The Omni Amelia Island Resort rankings excessive for golf outings and other facilities.
Omni Amelia Island Resort
E book Omni Amelia Island Resort starting at $220 per evening
The versatility of the neatly-named Omni label is myth. It would possibly well per chance most likely maybe maybe work as simply for a corporate retreat or vacation enviornment wedding as it is miles going to for a couples' getaway or family vacation. That is for the explanation that resort, with 402 oceanfront rooms, sprawls over the tip of this barrier island, and comprises everything from a convention center to a chapel.
Carried out up in pastel blues, aquas, and lotions — with a patterned or red accent thrown in — the rooms inaugurate at a liberal 425 sq. toes. Beachy decor (focus on cane abet chairs) extends to the balconies. The beds are particularly cosy, with 330-thread-depend Egyptian cotton sheets over pillow top mattresses.
If you don't must snatch advantage of the three.5 miles of sea lope that beckons magnificent outdoors the window, test up on what the venue calls its "multi-tiered pool deck." For adults-most attention-grabbing, the infinity-edge pool would possibly well be very tempting, and for families, the 10,000-sq.-foot splash pool and water park is solely as titillating. On cold nights, at ease up to two outsized fire pits.
Omni Amelia Island Resort is neatly-known for its two golf classes, one designed by Tom Fazio and the other by Pete Dye. Park the youngsters, whenever it is most likely you'll maybe maybe per chance even dangle them, at Camp Amelia and head out for a spherical or two. Or snatch them with you. There would possibly well be instruction for all ages out there.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 10 of 14 motels in Amelia Island
Booking.com Rating: 8.5 out of 10
Professionals: Sweeping views and stunning grounds with a suggestions-boggling array of dining alternate choices from 10 varied drinking areas that range from steak to seafood to Southern-impressed fare.
Cons: Cleanliness and maintenance factors pop up among customer complaints infrequently.
The Miami Seashore EDITION - Miami Seashore, Florida
Or not it is not every resort that mixes extravagance with entertainment, nonetheless the EDITION seamlessly contains sides cherish a four-lane bowling alley and an ice-skating rink in its historical Artwork Deco resort.
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E book The Miami Seashore EDITION starting at $293 per evening
With a bowling alley, an ice-skating rink, and a nightclub all in the bottom stage by myself, this resort almost screams relaxing. But that would not indicate it lacks luxurious. The tropical greenery and sleek midcentury up to the moment decor stuns from the second you stroll into the luxurious foyer.
Custom and irregular are two phrases that files you thru the EDITION trip, from the La Labo bathtub products to the fragrance made simply for the resort. Sip artistic craft cocktails and sleek bites at Matador Bar or outdoors at Tropicale. Discover with a dip in the nonetheless pool to soak up Miami's Artwork Deco feels and sea lope breezes. Raise out with a handsome pan-Latin meal at Jean-Georges Vongerichten's Matador Room. 
Fashioned rooms, better than moderate for the put, are tastefully embellished in hues of driftwood and white with marble lavatories, wooden paneling, and a diversity of natural textures. Feather mattresses with pillow tops and duvets make sure an handsome evening's sleep.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 12 of 222 motels in Miami Seashore
Booking.com Rating: 8.8 out of 10
Professionals: Rooms are better than moderate for the put, which helps account for the upper label. Chuffed hour oysters, welcome drinks, sea lope attendants, and Marriott Bonvoy upgrades all add to the sophisticated enchantment of staying right here.
Cons: The overbuilding on the sea lope in this articulate has created a wind tunnel. Be fascinating for the chase to be mountainous sturdy at evening. When it is corpulent occupancy at some stage in holidays and school breaks, company complain about noise and slack housekeeping service.
WaterColor Inn & Resort - Santa Rosa Seashore, Florida
In regarded as one of the most premier luxurious resort towns of Floridas's Gulf Fly, WaterColor Inn & Resort has one thing for everyone in the family.
WaterColor Inn & Resort
E book WaterColor Inn & Resort starting at $296 per evening
Gleaming warning: WaterColor Inn & Resort is positioned in the prettiest section of Florida Panhandle, the put the award-a success beaches are so white and swish that it is most likely you'll maybe maybe per chance't encourage nonetheless focus on of cake icing. 
Don't blame us. Blame David Rockwell, who designed the 60 rooms starting at 500-sq.-toes, with Adirondack chairs on the balconies and cabana showers on the patios. The 500-acre environment comprises long leaf pine forests for hiking and biking, a coastal dune lake for kayaking and canoeing, and a 1,400-sq.-toes of deepest sea lope. The resort is furthermore spherical the corner to Grayton Seashore Impart Park, the put it is most likely you'll maybe maybe per chance also create appropriate use of the property's complimentary bicycles, kayaks, and canoes. 
Renovated in 2019, the resort furthermore provides native seafood, Southern, and family-pleasant fare through FOOW (formerly is known as Fish Out Of Water) and a great series of craft beers, wines, and cocktails. The spa and health center provides tons of distraction, as stop sea lope bonfires and outdoor movies.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 3 of three motels in Santa Rosa Seashore
Booking.com Rating: 9.3 out of 10
Professionals: The put would possibly well maybe maybe of course feel some distance-off, nonetheless satellite and cable flat-screen televisions and comped Wi-Fi defend you linked seamlessly. And Santa Rosa Seashore and the small towns that encompass it all characteristic tons of drinking areas and boutiques.
Cons: Infrequently, nature gets in the model — the dunes can block the watch, to illustrate. Santa Rosa is furthermore advanced to salvage to from toddle sides of the country.
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The Sanctuary Hotel at Kiawah Island Golf Resort - Kiawah Island, South Carolina
Though built in 2004, The Sanctuary Hotel used to be designed to glimpse cherish a genteelly aging mansion.
The Sanctuary Hotel at Kiawah Island Golf Resort
E book The Sanctuary Hotel at Kiawah Island Golf Resort starting at $505 per evening
Kiawah Island is more known for its stately residences than motels, nonetheless regarded as one of the most few luxurious motels out there is the brilliant Sanctuary Hotel. Or not it is furthermore the right resort positioned straight away on the island's 10 miles of beachfront property. 
King bedrooms originate at 520 sq. toes with personalized mattresses equipped with matelassé bed covers. Lounge on them in the Italian linen robes provided, or simply savor the stunning lavatories with marble stroll-in showers, double vanities, and soaking tubs.
If the sea lope begins to pall, focus on to two separate swimming pools, one for adults and one for families, which are tended by sea lope concierges. To continue your exercise routine, trip LCD flat-panel contact monitors on cardio equipment, adopted by a dip in the indoor pool. Or make a selection non-public Pilates and yoga periods with non-public instructors. Play outdoors on any of the 5 world-class golf classes or tennis on the 22 courts in the renowned Roy Barth Tennis Center, now directed by Roy's son, Jonathan.
As guest after guest notes, you salvage what you pay for at The Sanctuary Hotel. A room will not attain cheaply, nonetheless the trip lingers.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 1 of three motels in Kiawah Island
Inns.com Rating: 9.4 out of 10
Professionals: The Sanctuary Chapel opened in 2019, making vacation enviornment weddings even more straightforward. In other precious news, the resort has partnered with Volvo and maintains a rapidly of most up-to-date vehicles for first-attain, first-abet use (query the concierge).
Cons: Some regulars divulge service has declined prior to now 300 and sixty five days. Regardless, it is simplest to defend in the resort. While villas and apartment homes are furthermore out there, these are section of the resort holdings as a complete nonetheless not section and parcel of the resort, which provides company separate privileges.
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Gurney's Montauk Resort & Seawater Spa - Montauk, New York
Chic and brilliant Gurney's Montauk Resort is neatly-known for its spa, which is the right one in the put to give Thalasso therapies, and its dining alternate choices, which comprise Scarpetta.
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E book Gurney's Montauk Resort & Seawater Spa starting at $410 per evening
The embodiment of the Hamptons, Gurney's is the right resort in Montauk that is inaugurate 300 and sixty five days-spherical. Tidy, horny, and taking below consideration service, the resort is a crowded, query-and-be-seen sizzling enviornment at some stage in the summer season when costs spike. But reserving Would possibly thru September provides you salvage entry to to the 1,000-sq.-foot non-public sea lope, with its array of lounges and daybeds, moreover to The Seashore Club for food and beverage service. Then again, some seating is reservation most attention-grabbing, so be definite to expect referring to the put you are allowed to sunbathe. 
Fashioned rooms characteristic natural cottons and linens and a crisp, nautical palette of white, beige, gray, and navy. Don't let the bathroom's classic brass fixtures fool you — the rainfall showerheads are as up-to-date as they attain.
If you cherish steam rooms, you're going to fancy the Finnish Rock Sauna, Russian Steam Room, and Roman Bath at the Seawater Spa, which provides Thalasso therapies. The indoor-outdoor seawater pool is a intention, too, as are the 5 dining-and-drinking alternate choices, including a sibling to Lengthy island's neatly-known Scarpetta.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 11 of 39 motels in Montauk
Booking.com Rating: 8.6 out of 10
Professionals: Gurney's is thought of as one of about a luxurious motels in the articulate, offering an upscale replace to loads of the renovated motels along this stretch coastline that label a same pricepoint for much less of a resort of course feel. Also, the Seawater Spa provides bridal providers, so vacation enviornment weddings are easy to prepare.
Cons: The long-established rooms and lavatories are exiguous for the money, and company complain that they'll even be aged out and dangle native weather defend a watch on complications.
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Wequasset Resort and Golf Club - Cape Cod, Massachusetts
While "golf membership" is in the moniker, Wequasset is equally as neatly-known for its dining and drinking alternate choices.
Wequasset Resort and Golf Club
E book Wequasset Resort and Golf Club starting at $495 per evening
Cape Cod has a toddle captivation that exerts a pull cherish a magician on a rabbit's ears. And the 22 historical constructions that comprise Wequasset Resort and Golf Club are Cape Cod incarnate, with beachside rooms and villas replete with plush armchairs, white wicker dining objects, gas fireplaces, and marble lavatories.
Twenty-Eight Atlantic isn't most attention-grabbing the resort's iconic restaurant, nonetheless it attracts foodies from in each put the Cape. Chef James Hackney's fluke crudo with salmon roe or his lobster carbonara served on Limoges china, explains why. After, trip cocktails below a pergola at LiBAYtion, which sides stunning views of the water.
The neighboring par-72, 18-hole Cape Cod National golf course is a form of classes that is generally and forever cherished by serious golfers. But for casual gamers, it is furthermore regarded as one of the most prettiest areas to play (even whenever it is most likely you'll maybe tee off into the trees). Four Har-Tu tennis courts present one other option. But don't put out of your mind why you are right here. If you'd gather to salvage onto the water, Down Cape Charters & Boat Rentals will articulate up any form of kayaking, crusing, or fishing tour or charter.
Scamper Advisor Rating: 1 of 5 motels in Harwich
Booking.com Rating: 9.3 out of 10
Professionals: Dazzling Cape Cod scenery with a corpulent slate of resort programming, including a kid's center, supervised splash park, and playground that makes it especially family-pleasant.
Cons: The ocean lope and swimming pools are crowded in the summer season, and company complain about cleanliness and maintenance factors in toddle rooms.
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Inn by the Sea - Cape Elizabeth, Maine
Ecologically pleasant, the Inn by the Sea's property is planted with indigenous vegetation and bushes, and comprises a natural marshy articulate that ends in the mile-long Crescent Seashore.
Inn by the Sea
E book Inn by the Sea starting at $313 per evening
Positioned in Cape Elizabeth, simply seven miles north of Portland, Maine, the ecologically pleasant Inn by the Sea instructions a mile of sand on Crescent Seashore that company salvage entry to by strolling thru lush nature. The complete 61-room and suite property, which is furthermore landscaped with indigenous vegetation and bushes, attracts native birds and butterflies and is an Instagram lover's dream.
Because Crescent Seashore is huge and the property restricted, the sea lope never gets crowded, though there is furthermore a pool. On cooler evenings, it is furthermore extraordinarily satisfying to take a seat down out on the tall patios and balconies that rim the rooms and suites, which are embellished with a diversity of lush textiles, metal accents, and marble counter tops. 
A spa provides ocean-impressed remedies that use seaweed, salts, oils, and marine peptides. Dinner at Sea Glass, regarded as one of the most simplest drinking areas in the articulate, is a artistic accelerate in seafood, especially whenever you direct the tasting menu. The chef furthermore is a whiz with vegan menus moreover to gluten-free, dairy-free, and egg-free dishes.
Scamper Advisor Rating: No ranking of motels (it would also very neatly be the right regarded as one of its caliber in Cape Elizabeth) nonetheless 4.5 stars out of 1,610 opinions
Booking.com Rating: 9.5 out of 10
Professionals: There would possibly well be tons to total with typical calendars that provide data on actions starting from family movie nights to mixology classes. The resort is furthermore pet-pleasant.
Cons: While the property provides some actions and games cherish bocce, it would not provide a ton of sport. Or not it is simplest extinct as a inappropriate to hunt down Portland and the encircling articulate.
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                      welcome  to  wealthy  ,  fox foster  ,  we’ve  been  waiting  for a   JACK MULHERN  lookalike  to  roll  into  new  york  city  . please  make  sure  to  have  your  account  sent  within  the  next  six  hours  ,  or  your  role  will  be  reopened  . if  you  need  an  extension  ,  feel  free  to  let  us  know !
new york’s very own fox foster was spotted on broadway street in cadmium yellow/tidepool vans mix & match sk8-his . your resemblance to jack mulhern is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty- first birthday bash . while living in nyc ,  you’ve been labeled as being reticent , but also adventurous . i guess being a pisces explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be sitting on the edge of a high rise roof with a full moon overhead, a full bic lighter always on hand, too many pairs of vans scattered around the bottom of the closet . ( he’s gay but so far in the closet that he’s found narnia, too afraid to come out because of his father and the media, he just wants to live in the woods with a husband ) &  ( cis male & he/him  )  +  ( pj , 20 , he/him , est . )
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MWTV Opulent Abodes: Chanting “Djiapers” Tandem
Whaddup my Wavybros and broettes!
I'm here with my boy from another moy Chanting “Djiapers” Tandem whose gonna to give us a worlds-freshest, exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at his dopely opulent abode. Let's peep this palace.
Chanting, my chefy-chef boyaredi, how you hangin’?
Suh dude, D-bro fo realz. I'm excited to show ya'll 'round. Been putting in serious work with my designbae, Tidepool Filigree - we're both all 'bout that shine.
I see that, tell me about this incredible entryway. I see four separate staircases and a very unusual chandelier.
You gots it Deezy!  This chandelier here is my fave. It's made of fossilized penguin beaks and restored shag carpeting from the set of ALF.  It's dope AF huh? It was made by MoopDog, archeologist to the stars, and is worth over $150 bills bro!!
Dayummm...tight bro. That's supes cray. I'm totes jelly. MoopDog is a living legend. This room is off the chain! Let's see what else you got!
Fo sho, Dizzle. Let's head up these stairs to my day spa.
Yayer. Lezgo.
I think you'll be stoked on this, boy. I just finished it last week. It's got your standard day spa amenities: South African massage yurt, protein sauna, Olympic size mud bath and what-have-you. My crown jewel though, the Paul Mitchell signature shower. It lets me mousse my body on the daily!
Incredibro. This is the way live broski. I'm gonna scoop my threads and crash here bro! Lulz.
This is just the start, D-dog. Lets hop over to my gallery. As you know, I'm a huge patron of the arts and shlep.
You know I love getting high... brow! Juss playin' dude ROFL, i'm all aboard this culture train. Lets get it, my bourgey brother!
Sick tight. Well as you can see to your right I have a one-of-a-kind 20ft replica of pop icon Celine Dion made from metal shaving, dehydrated bagels, and string sourced from manufacturer defected yo-yos that I had commissioned by Thom Yorke and Jim Carey last Easter. Then to your left you'll see a series of diapers that appear unmarked, but I'll let you in on a lil seecy-seec... when they come into contact with urine these bad boys come to life! Each one is designed to display a different famous paintings which culminate into a collection known as "Louvres.”
M’word. That gallery wuz nuts, Djaips McTandy! U done on did what dun on done doin.
Mad preesh. This next room is for when I get the rumblins’ in my tummytank, nah’m say’n? When you just gotta bite a piece of that Kat Kat Bar? Thing is, i’m on a ‘stricted diet ya feel? I only eat food that’s made from potato flakes, poured into a 4-D printer. That’s 3 spacial dimensions and a fourth D for dining. I had this printer custom built by Edible Adornments; it prints my food as accessories for my life-size hand crafted corn husk dolls.
Waddup with these corn husk dolls, bro? Tell Deezy more!
Furshure. They are basically mannequins made to look like musical artist Moby, in many different poses. I then print edible clothing for him and have myself a delicious meal. It’s a great expression of who I am. I call this my “Infinite Poser MobyKins.”
Wow my bro. That’s inspiring, #blessedwithbest am I right? Three doors down and one to go, C-money! Can’t wait to peep that chamber of sleeprets! You feelin’ that Harry Peezy heat though?! Yeayah!
Bro that’s so lulz, come on up broritto!!  It’s funny - I got so excited to build this house, I forgot to add an actual bedroom... but bro, who needs sleep anyway right?! Work 24/7/365 right?! Ride or die bro! 
Yea bro nice. Work. Yea.
Yea bro!
Yea.
Anyway, this last stairway doesn’t actually go anywhere. It felt too mainstream, you know?  Like, I don’t like to be in the main things, you know? I’m more of an offshoot man. So it’s just a closet for socks and shlep. It just felt right, you know?
Well we’re out of time for today, but I have to give BIG PROPS to my boy from another moy, Chanting, for letting us peep his palace! This abode is 100% dope and 100% opulent. Peace!
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9.9.17 I had a dream with themes similar to The Nutcracker but as a DnD campaign. First we were fighting the rats in my closet. I dreamed that a Russian girl had gone missing in there and we were looking for a CD my nerd had lost that belonged to his ex among other things. The girl and the rats had built a cavern inside of my closet that we couldn't access. They chewed a 1 square hole in the ceiling in the corner and floor that they could use as fast entry/exit points. I went looking up in the top shelf for something (was distorted enough I had to stand on my drum kit and then work my way up the wall) and was ambushed. We went to shut the door but it wouldn't close all the way. !! A wild human/rat girl has arrived. We got into it a bit and learned she was pregnant with the Rat King's children, one human and one rat, and was one of them now. We went on a quest to get them the fuck out of my house and ended up in the sea kingdom with a new quest. There were seadragon and seahorse and jellyfish and octopus and starfish peoples but very polluted water in some areas. The area looked very tropical, with many tidepools and vines. The octopus people had healing powers so the sea would go from murky to clear in their prescence. I don't remember what the progression of our quest was but at the end of it I had the tentacles of a rival in my posession and put them on the table before the council of the kingdom. The queen wanted me to open it and I did and she was surprised to find them still moving of their own accord. And that I didn't speak sea languages. Somehow Draconic was close enough to "Sea Draconic" for me to understand people. So we had to find and kill him. We went out to lunch with my parents. My dad managed to pour a drink into two glasses through a straw like you see people do with champagne. I worked on spanish or something near the table. My nerd came and said I was studious and had nice cursive. Lies and slander.
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Houses For Sale in Kilauea, HI
4570A Wailapa Rd
Price: $3500000
As you enter this magnificent home, you are immediately greeted in the foyer by cream marfil marble flooring, and to the right, the ascending / descending staircases are emperor dark marble. All interior doors are African Mahogany – with the exception of three 300-year old doors that front the wine cellar, the pantry, and the master bedroom. The lower level flooring is all light and walnut travertine with 10″ baseboards that are all African mahogany. The kitchen includes a dumb waiter that ascends upstairs to the butler pantry. State-of-the-Art appliances throughout kitchen including Vi king and Bosch. Formal Dining area comfortably seats ten – perfect for larger gatherings or intimate gatherings for two. Informal Dining area comfortably seats eight and looks out onto the pool area and lanai. 300-year old antique mesquite doors welcome you into the wine cellar – hand-painted mural adorns the back wall of the cellar. State-of-the Art Dolby Surround Sound with 3-D Theater and a 90″ Flat Screen Television. Full-size wet bar, leather furnishings, and a fireplace encircled with stone in the full-size game room. Master Bedroom En Suite includes sitting area, bathroom, exercise room, solarium, and private lanai (upper level). Guest En Suite includes sitting area, bathroom, and private lanai (entry level). One guest bedroom and bathroom on lower level – additional guest bedrooms on upper and entry levels. On the lower level lanai you will find an infinity edge pool with jacuzzi as well as a large chef’s kitchen surrounded by lush foliage and your own private waterfall.
2190 Ioela St
Price: $1198000
Pristine home situated on a unique rim setting in Kilauea town with ocean and mountain views! Recently remodeled with quality upgrades through out. The sale includes an exclusive easement that extends 100 feet out into the valley, The owner has exclusive use of the easement for gardening and enjoyment. It feels like you are living on acreage with all the conveniences of living close to town. Property just two doors away, also on the rim, sold for $1,675,000! This large five bedroom, four bath home was architecturally designed for maximum views and privacy overlooking a tropical valley d own to the ocean. The kitchen, dining, living room and master bedroom all have breathtaking views. Relax on your spacious lanai and enjoy the sunrise over the ocean. The 5th bedroom is a self-contained studio with separate entrance and is perfect for in-laws or visiting guests. Recent renovations include painting inside and out, custom granite counters and cabinets in kitchen, top of the line appliances, walk in shower, over-sized bathtub. Lovely pond with filter system in the front entry and large lanais in the back off living area and master-bedroom to enjoy outdoor living and expansive views. You will appreciate the low electric bills with the wholly owned solar system included in the sale even an electric car charger comes with it! This home is one of a kind and comes fully furnished. Nothing to do but move in and call it your own! Buyer to verify square footage as actual square footage differs from county records.
4470 Pukalani Pl
Price: $599000
Explore the potential at this property! 10,654 square foot lot Solid WHITE PINE home Home situated to provide drive in access to back yard.
Kauapea Rd
Price: $3500000
Paradise found! This OCEAN BLUFF Estate Property is located in a private, gated subdivision at the end of the very exclusive Kauapea Road above Secret Beach. Panoramic ocean, mountain and beach views will astound you! The entrance to the 5 Estates in this development enjoy a beautiful custom gate with lava rock walls and professionally landscaped grounds. Once inside the gate, a paved road leads to each exceptional property. There is deeded access to a perpetual stream and a private paved road all of the way down to the sand at Secret Beach for the exclusive use of these 5 Estates. This is the ONLY DIRECT ROADWAY TO THE SAND AT SECRET BEACH. Sale includes plans for a home designed by award winning San Francisco architectural firm Walker/Warner. Build your dream home in one of the most beautiful spots on earth! Secret Beach is known for its mile of pristine sandy beach, a waterfall, lava rock tidepools and several sea caves. Since it is adjacent to the Wildlife Reservealbatross, shearwaters, booby birds, dolphins, whales, turtles and Hawaiian Monk Seals are all common sights along this stretch of beach. You must see this property! You will never want to leave!
3941 Pali Moana Pl
Price: $10900000
Pali Moana is a panorama of paradise, a retreat that perpetuates the feeling of a truly personal resort. Seemingly born out of the landscape and embracing its surroundings; Pali Moana evokes a powerful sense of place. The design elements take a modern approach personifying an enduring architecture where form honors function, combining lasting value with timeless quality. This concept is beautifully executed throughout and crafted to echo clean lines, a purposeful use of natural finishes and effortless transitions from space to space. At Pali Moana, Kauai’s temperate climate allows you to blur the line between inside and out by having walls of glass simply disappear. Designed specifically as a gathering place, Pali Moana encircles a tropical oasis where you’ll find one of the largest private pools in Hawaii with waterfalls, water slide, spa and swim-up Tiki Bar. Seamlessly integrated, the compound creates a boutique resort-like setting that welcomes the sun and sea breezes in a sheltered fashion. The feature rich property has all of the amenities expected from a turnkey estate of this caliber. Along with 5 bedrooms and 6.5 baths thoughtfully arranged throughout 7,000 sq ft of living area, you’ll find a professional grade kitchen and wine cellar, automated home electronics and security system, entertainment center, office, three-car garage, Koi Pond and gated entry. The fertile natural abundance at Pali Moana is a showcase of postcard perfection across 3-acres with sweeping views of the shimmering ocean and majestic mountains. Within a short stroll you have preferential access to the hiking trails at the 200-acre Kilauea Point National Wildlife Refuge. Pali Moana is a modern classic, created and built with an artisanship that fuses nature with lifestyle.
2620A Kauapea Rd
Price: $30000000
Perched above “Secret Beach” on Kauai’s spectacular North Shore, this ocean bluff estate has everything! Gated and private, pool, spa, deeded trail to the beach, guest home and one of the most beautifully detailed homes on Kauai. Made of the finest materials and crafted like fine furniture, the residence is unique and extraordinary. Watch the whales and dolphins out of one of the largest continuous glass windows in the State of Hawaii. Purchase includes a 5 acre perpetual use easement to beach on adjacent property. Furnishings included: a turn-key estate.
Custom Designed Modular Hale-12 Home Kit
Price: $136500
Custom designed “Multi-Facetted Homes” Modular Hale-12 Home Kit for sale. Designed for living in the tropics, these homes are manufactured on the islands and conform to UBC building codes. Pre-constructed components have been hand-crafted from cedar and redwood building materials. Multi-sided floor plan has an elegant, open and spacious character. The octagonal design has the large great room at the center with an open kitchen facing the dining and central living area, naturally lit by a a six-foot circular skylight at the peak of the raised ceiling. Radiating from the great room are th e grand entry, the master bedroom & private bathroom, the 2nd bedroom, laundry room, main bathroom and expansive screened lanai. The master bedroom has a private lanai and walk in closet, and master bathroom that is cleverly attached to the laundry room and separate entry. Both master and 2nd bedroom open out onto the large screened lanai.The design is for a double-walled structure, with attention to details in designing a unique and comfortable home, well suited to Hawaiian living, including both entertaining and privacy.Please email to receive detailed blueprints and more images and information.Kit components are built and have been securely and safely stored in one container and are ready to ship and be erected on your property! The Hawaiian Islands boast many of these homes and can be viewed on Multi-facettedhomes website.
3620 Kilauea Rd
Price: $16975000
Secret Beach Estates is the Crown Jewel of Kauai. This secluded 7-acre gem is perched on a magnificent bluff overlooking some of best views Kauai has to offer. Located directly above Secret Beach with its high cliff walls and over ½ mile of white sandy beach and crystal blue water, you have a front row seat for seasonal dolphin and whale watching. The breathtaking vistas continue from Secret Beach along the coast with the North Shore Mountain Range and end with a dramatic direct view of world famous Bali Hai one of the most coveted views on the entire island. A custom hand painted pri vacy gate opens to a palm-lined driveway leading to the expansive bluff estate positioned adjacent to the Kilauea Lighthouse point and bird sanctuary. This location offers total privacy and is perfect for a secluded family compound in paradise or a developers dream with three approved home sites plus a guest house. This is also a compelling opportunity for a developer with two ocean bluff home sites and one ocean view property. Live in one house while you build your dream home. The opportunities are endless. The estate currently features a 4-bedroom Hawaiian-style home complete with pool house and courtyard pool with views from every room. The existing guest house with expansive deck and Jacuzzi is perched on the western most edge of the property bluff and is its own private paradise. This property is perfect for the Equestrian Enthusiast with plenty of level land and existing improvements (workshop, tack room, paddock, corral and pastures) making this a one of a kind equestrian oasis. Lush tropical Landscape surrounds you and extensive orchards abound with various fruit trees, palms and avocados. Secret Beach Estates” has it all: Epic views, development potential, proximity to incredible north shore beaches and walking distance to restaurants and shops in Kilauea Town and some of natures most desired treasures.
2950 Kalihiwai Rd
Price: $2960000
Prestigious Kalihiwai RoadLocation, location, location! Magnificent ocean view bluff property located within biking or walking distance to world famous beaches – Kalihiwai Bay and Kauapea “Secret” Beach. The over 4 acre parcel is adjacent to over 4 more acres of common area which provides plenty of privacy and room to roam. This property, which fronts Puukumu Stream, includes a Kauai cottage, music studio/barn, artist’s studio and a writing studio. Build your dream home on this impressive estate. THE PROPERTY IS SOLD “AS IS.”
4471D Kapuna Rd
Price: $2225000
Beautiful North Shore Estate on nearly 6 acres. Amazing Mountain and Ocean views. 3 Bedrooms and 3 bathrooms with an ocean view loft! The property is Ag dedicated with approximately 3 acres of hard woods tree. Enjoy the serene and private location at this lovely home. You will find plenty of room for horses and to grow.
Lot 9 Pali Moana Pl
Price: $975000
A remarkable level building site with direct ocean and mountain views within Seacliff Plantation.
7473 Koolau Rd #C
Price: $1250000
The house has an Hawaiian plantation style roof with an 8-foot wide, 1344 sq ft wrap-around lanai. From the front of the lanai there is a nice ocean view where one can enjoy both the view and the trade winds that bring in pristine air off the ocean. The ocean view can also be seen from the living, dining, and kitchen areas as well as the master bedroom. From the backside of the lanai the view includes the nearby Anahola Mountain range. Behind the house is about one-half acre of almost level cultivated area, which is bordered by a row of macadamia nut trees along the back, a ro w of pomegranate trees on the west side, and a grove of Surinam cherry bushes on the east side. There is also a cultivated space in front of the house, which could be an area for a swimming pool. Any of the cultivated land is excellent for gardening or many other things. Behind the front cultivated area is gently sloping land with approximately 50 plumeria trees of varieties particularly suited for lei making. Below the plumeria is about one acre of orchard with mature fruit and macadamia nut trees and bananas, also on gently sloping ground. The lot is fenced with wire-mesh field fencing. The entire acreage has been free of pesticides, herbicides and chemical fertilizers for over twenty years. Fertilization has come from wood chips and other green waste, which has created very healthy and fertile soil. The house has nine sliding glass doors to take full advantage of the ocean and mountain views, and provide easy access onto the lanai with at least one sliding door in each bedroom, the living room, dining area and kitchen. The beautiful cabinetry is maple wood with cherry finish. All the floors are ceramic tile. The spacious 1120 square foot garage provides plenty of room for two vehicles and small equipment. It has plentiful electrical outlets and a total of 25 feet of workbenches and drawers with upper and lower shelves. It is very well lit with 10 LED fixtures, each having its own switch. One of the three full-size bathrooms is in the garage.
5850A Kahiliholo Rd
Price: $939000
Kalihiwai Ridge – Lot 6B in Phase II. Property has a 2 car garage building of 1196 sq. ft., that includes laundry, ¾ bath, and 10 foot ceilings. The structure is permitted as a garage, not a residence, so a future farm dwelling can be built. There is not a residence built on this property yet. Septic system installed for 5 bedroom farm dwelling, all underground utilities to future building site, with water meter, cable, and electric service are in place. HOA requires a minimum 1500 square feet for the farm dwelling. One of only 2 CPR units on lot 6.
2900G Kamookoa Rd #B
Price: $1350000
This exceptional parcel of land along the breathtaking Kilauea Riverfront has easy access for boating, or paddling. Laden with a forest of mature trees the 6.403 acres is zoned for a private home and any related farm buildings. Perfect for creating a family compound, or just your own secluded sanctuary! Entire property is only 7 minutes to the town of Kilauea for shopping and restaurants and other services. Ten minutes to the gorgeous Kalihiwai Bay for excellent swimming, surfing, and kayaking or paddle boarding up the river. Also close to Anini Beach for snorkeling or swimming year rou nd, protected by a coral reef where waves break and create a perfect safe lagoon for kids. Having the River and gorgeous views at your doorstep is perfect for rowing a boat, standup paddling, or just sitting on your soon to be built lanai, deriving the benefits of tranquil water gently flowing and the silence of total peace and quiet. Property is completely private, off the beaten trail with a feeling of serenity throughout the acreage. Property is located above the Historic Stone Dam at Kalihiwai Ridge and nearby is the Silver Falls Horse Ranch. This land has much to offer, is manicured and ready for you to create the home you will envision once you are on the property. A MUST SEE if you are land shopping.
5-756 Kuhio Hwy
Price: $7500000
Classic Plantation cottage set on a gorgeous ocean view lot in a tropical garden. This off the grid home features solar power, gas and a deep water well .
Lot 10 C Hui Rd
Price: $4200000
This gem of a property is perched up on a bluff steps away from a golden sand beach with panoramic views of a beautiful tear dropped shaped Bay. Trade winds come through The front bedroom which also has french doors leading out to a spacious lawn area. Enjoy 200 plus feet of ocean frontage with awesome views. Which makes this location very unique. The mountain side of this property boarders 49 acres of conservation land Allowing the most ultimate privacy. Make this your new home.
2900G Kamookoa Rd #C
Price: $1200000
This exceptional parcel of land along the breathtaking Kilauea Riverfront has easy access for boating or paddling. Laden with a forest of mature trees the 4.6 acres is zoned for a private home and any related farm buildings. Perfect for creating a family compound, or just your own secluded sanctuary! The entire property is only 7 minutes to the town of Kilauea for shopping and restaurants and other services. Ten minutes to the gorgeous Kalihiwai Bay for excellent swimming, surfing, and kayaking or paddle boarding up the river. Also close to Anini Beach for snorkeling or swimming year ro und, protected by a coral reef where waves break and create a perfect safe lagoon for kids. Having the River at your doorstep is perfect for rowing a boat, standup paddling, or just sitting on your soon to be built lanai, deriving the benefits of tranquil water gently flowing and the silence of total peace and quiet with spectacular views.The property is completely private, off the beaten trail with a feeling of serenity throughout the acreage. Located above the Historic Stone Dam at Kalihiwai Ridge and nearby is the Silver Falls Horse Ranch. This land has much to offer, is manicured and ready for you to create the home you will envision once you are on the property. A MUST SEE if you are land shopping.
2900G Kamookoa Rd #3
Price: $1200000
This exceptional parcel of land along the breathtaking Kilauea Riverfront has easy access for boating or paddling. Laden with a forest of mature trees the 4.6 acres is zoned for a private home and any related farm buildings. Perfect for creating a family compound, or just your own secluded sanctuary! The entire property is only 7 minutes to the town of Kilauea for shopping and restaurants and other services. Ten minutes to the gorgeous Kalihiwai Bay for excellent swimming, surfing, and kayaking or paddle boarding up the river. Also close to Anini Beach for snorkeling or swimming year ro und, protected by a coral reef where waves break and create a perfect safe lagoon for kids. Having the River at your doorstep is perfect for rowing a boat, standup paddling, or just sitting on your soon to be built lanai, deriving the benefits of tranquil water gently flowing and the silence of total peace and quiet with spectacular views. The property is completely private, off the beaten trail with a feeling of serenity throughout the acreage. Located above the Historic Stone Dam at Kalihiwai Ridge and nearby is the Silver Falls Horse Ranch. This land has much to offer, is manicured and ready for you to create the home you will envision once you are on the property. A MUST SEE if you are land shopping.
3249 Kalihiwai Rd
Price: $825000
This captivating Bali-inspired cottage is a haven of tranquility, nestled among a Bamboo Grove. Just up the road and within easy walking distance to Enchanting Anini & Kalihiwai Beaches. Listen to the Ocean mingled with the whisper of wind in the bamboo. This one bedroom 1 bath cottage includes a screened in lanai and is a total of 824 square feet. Gorgeous Balinese wood carvings – hand carved in an Indonesian village – enhance the beauty of the cottage inside and out. Anini Beach Two and a half miles of pristine white sand and azure water is great for swimming at all times of the ye ar. Also within a 10 minute walk is Kalihiwai Beach & river – popular with surfers, body boarders and families alike.
2883D Kalihiwai Rd
Price: $1425000
This desirable estate consists of a 4 bedroom, 3-½ bath house of approx. 2,665 sqft. The home has an open floor plan, perfect for family and entertaining. Freshly updated, the home includes new paint, lighting, natural stone through-out, gas range, central A/C and solar water heating. In a serene setting with a soothing stream running through, the estate of “Malie Paka” (Tranquil Park) is situated on two tropically landscaped acres. There is a good amount of usable land for more fruit trees, flowers and a pool. This private property includes an ag building of approximately 1,440 sqft that could be utilized in a variety of ways. It’s a quick drive or nice walk to two of the North Shore’s favorite beaches – Kalilhiwai Beach and Secret Beach.
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