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Lol I had a fun few couple of games x) There were these guys on the mike and one of them kept singing Roxanne because that’s my username there x) 

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its probably too early to tell but yes, i do think im the next Soon.

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that was. the best tracer play. ive ever had. which is not saying a lot. but it was probably the best play ive ever had. top3 for sure. i was tracer on mystery (after i got killed as doomfist in the first ten seconds), we capped point A on volskaya because of me, then they got a bastion so i was like “guys ill try to get bastion” but totally fucked up my ult, then i started flanking the widow but the soldier found me so i had to get out. then i kept looking at this edge on the right, if you know that gap, if you attack it’s on the right, you can make it as most mobile heroes, widow, dva, winston, lucio even, onto these stairs above. but tracer’s blink doesn’t go up except there’s this tiny ledge you can make it onto, and i swear it took me a few tries and recalls but i figured out you can make it in two blinks. i gunned down a hiding ana then i had to get out. i half expected them to start looking at that edge more but nobody was looking there after the ana was brought back

so... the idea was born... i built up my ult (and messed it up again, completely)

so then i built up my ult again and blinked over, waited for my recall and blinks to come back and i had a clear road to blasting bastion into next week but for some reason i got the genji but he took the bastion with him too, then the team comes in, we get the rezzing mercy, our orisa ults, then the enemy ulting soldier dies, then i get healed up by zeny, then we clean up.

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Today someone said “nice healing zen” to me :’)

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During our last game today my friend got a Reinhardt POTG that won us the game but also my Zeny ult brought him back from literally 11HP so I take some credit for it x)

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today in comp something crazy happened: someone saw that i was a sym main and they asked me to play her on a map.

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Aw lol we just had a few games with two people who were so nice x) One was like really depressed and kept saying really sad stuff but he was nice anyway and the other kept trying to defend me cause I was like “can I be on your team, if I promise not to attack you?” and so I didn’t x) Their team played along for the most part, I only got killed by a Reaper who then changed to Genji. Then I accidentally discorded the nice one and I was like “lol sorry for the orb”.

It was cool, they were cool guys, they won so I wonder who would’ve won if I actually played but oh well.

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Lol that was a fun few games x) On Route 66 which is one of my least favourite maps (outside koth maps, all of which are my least favourite) we were defending and I put down my trap/mine combo but the enemy was watching so I started dancing with them and someone was like “lol junk” and I’m like if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em right? And then on Hanamura defence this bastion sat in the corner of the point and we just kept spamming down on the gate whoever entered our line of sight. They capped the first point but then the Genju and I kept going after flankers together, this fucking behemoth Roadhog kept sneaking up on us but we won, it was fun x)

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im gonna live forever

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Here are my photobomb attempts x)

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And then Battle.net user DragonBeast reminding me to not even dare to be happy for my POTG

Thank you, DragonBeast.

(for the record I said “I rarely ever get potg, yay!”)

(listen, I know this wasn’t even a double kill which... but I mean... it’s kind of an insult to everybody else like how could you not outplay this, we had a Bastion ult, Genji ult, Torbjörn, if a Symmetra play like this got POTG maybe reevaluate how you played? eh??? just an idea?????? eeeeee????)

Also look at my pretty new highlight intro ^^

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Today someone took Symmetra from me and I had to fillpick the healer so I picked Zenyatta but I was so angry I played like a pacifist Zenyatta so I was only harmony-ing and discording but not shooting and we actually held the last point until there was only a minute left (and they capped within the first two minutes), it was pretty spectacular especially since my friend didn’t notice and when I told him he was like what the fuuuuuuuck :D But it was actually funny like only I was alive when they capped the first point so I stood by the gate on King’s Row and just... watched x) Then the hog pulled me in and shot me in the face.

What was even funnier is that I was the only one that got a card from my team for like 40+% kill participation hahhahaha :D

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I had a good day :)

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A teammate got on voice chat to say I did well and an enemy said “good symmetra” is this real life? It’s like the upside down of yesterday :’)

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Heres the most passive aggressive thing Ive done in Overwatch. I was Symmetra on Hanamura defence and had my ult up crazy fast and since we were holding really well I put up a shield generator. Give it a few minutes the enemy pushes in. Ya girl Sym has four golds at this point, Im the mifakin dps up in here even tho we gave a bastion a soldier and a junkrat. Anyway my shield generator goes down and in a minute or two we start losing the point. Homegirl Symmetra dies for the first time sitting on a ridiculous 9k damage. I respawn with a 94% ult and make my way towards the point but halfway there u realise nobodys there and were gonna lose it so i turn back to set up shop on point b. The motherfucking bastion starts flaming me for not having a tp up. I get called names i fucking hate my life, wonder why i even got into support. Soldier joins in, so does mercy (...) im apparently the sole reason why we list the point. Quickly i charge up my ult and out of sheer spite......... i put down a teleporter behind the second point. Yup. i turned it towards the wall too. Cause im having fun you know I pkay Symmetra for fun but Im not going to support an asshole team. Ask "pls put down a tp next time" or sg then I can explain i didnt have the time but "bitch symmetra fuck you youre the reason were gonna lose" eeeeh not so much. Fittingly when I gathered up my ult before the enemy even made it to point b one of them asked "where was the tp????" so i just said "there" when i put it down. Also we won and i kept my four gold the whole time.

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As Zenyatta it’s become my ‘good luck routine’ to spray and then medidate on it before the match starts and it’s always lovely when someone else joins me but Tracer is just the cutest and she sat by me the whole time while I told her to free her mind and how I dreamt that I was a butterfly x)