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Lol I had a fun few couple of games x) There were these guys on the mike and one of them kept singing Roxanne because that’s my username there x) 

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its probably too early to tell but yes, i do think im the next Soon.

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Today someone said “nice healing zen” to me :’)

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During our last game today my friend got a Reinhardt POTG that won us the game but also my Zeny ult brought him back from literally 11HP so I take some credit for it x)

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today in comp something crazy happened: someone saw that i was a sym main and they asked me to play her on a map.

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Aw lol we just had a few games with two people who were so nice x) One was like really depressed and kept saying really sad stuff but he was nice anyway and the other kept trying to defend me cause I was like “can I be on your team, if I promise not to attack you?” and so I didn’t x) Their team played along for the most part, I only got killed by a Reaper who then changed to Genji. Then I accidentally discorded the nice one and I was like “lol sorry for the orb”.

It was cool, they were cool guys, they won so I wonder who would’ve won if I actually played but oh well.

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Lol that was a fun few games x) On Route 66 which is one of my least favourite maps (outside koth maps, all of which are my least favourite) we were defending and I put down my trap/mine combo but the enemy was watching so I started dancing with them and someone was like “lol junk” and I’m like if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em right? And then on Hanamura defence this bastion sat in the corner of the point and we just kept spamming down on the gate whoever entered our line of sight. They capped the first point but then the Genju and I kept going after flankers together, this fucking behemoth Roadhog kept sneaking up on us but we won, it was fun x)

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I had a good day :)

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A teammate got on voice chat to say I did well and an enemy said “good symmetra” is this real life? It’s like the upside down of yesterday :’)

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Heres the most passive aggressive thing Ive done in Overwatch. I was Symmetra on Hanamura defence and had my ult up crazy fast and since we were holding really well I put up a shield generator. Give it a few minutes the enemy pushes in. Ya girl Sym has four golds at this point, Im the mifakin dps up in here even tho we gave a bastion a soldier and a junkrat. Anyway my shield generator goes down and in a minute or two we start losing the point. Homegirl Symmetra dies for the first time sitting on a ridiculous 9k damage. I respawn with a 94% ult and make my way towards the point but halfway there u realise nobodys there and were gonna lose it so i turn back to set up shop on point b. The motherfucking bastion starts flaming me for not having a tp up. I get called names i fucking hate my life, wonder why i even got into support. Soldier joins in, so does mercy (...) im apparently the sole reason why we list the point. Quickly i charge up my ult and out of sheer spite......... i put down a teleporter behind the second point. Yup. i turned it towards the wall too. Cause im having fun you know I pkay Symmetra for fun but Im not going to support an asshole team. Ask "pls put down a tp next time" or sg then I can explain i didnt have the time but "bitch symmetra fuck you youre the reason were gonna lose" eeeeh not so much. Fittingly when I gathered up my ult before the enemy even made it to point b one of them asked "where was the tp????" so i just said "there" when i put it down. Also we won and i kept my four gold the whole time.

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As Zenyatta it’s become my ‘good luck routine’ to spray and then medidate on it before the match starts and it’s always lovely when someone else joins me but Tracer is just the cutest and she sat by me the whole time while I told her to free her mind and how I dreamt that I was a butterfly x)

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Me: *is only missing the new Sombra and Reaper skins* Me: *only wants the new Sombra skin* Blizzard: *this bullshit*

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“Nice heals, Lucio.” ...

I’m going to cry :’)

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After a week of playing Overwatch:

absolutely can’t play Genji, if I get him on mystery hero I usually find the nearest cliff and jump off of it I’m not even kidding

I’m a little better at McCree but I usually just play him to hear Matt Mercer’s voice :’D High Noon only charged for me ONCE and I got so excited that I blew all my load on one dude. Worst porno ever.

Pharah is like, my second main, if there’s a tank already and we need an offense hero I’ll go straight for her. It’s ideal that she does so much splash damage cause her rockets are slöw

Reaper. Miss me with that edgelord.

I know Soldier is supposed to help in transitioning from classic fps to the more complicated and strategy-based OW but listen, I play Gaige on Borderlands 2 and camp out with Deathtrap whenever I can, Soldier isn’t gonna be a good fit for me. I hate his ult also.

I also wish I was better at Sombra but unfortunately she’s too squishy

same with Tracer. I love being annoying and drawing people’s attentions away from my team mates but it’s hard to play her without a mouse so I’ll get back to her when I have one.

Bastion’s cool for defence but very limited unless in sentry mode which I guess is why he’s defence but still.

I’m a bad Hanzo but I enjoy him quite a lot. Not worth it to go up against a Widow with him though.

I hate those asshole Junks that just keep lobbing in grenades from the window and get play of the game. I know the game allows this so it’s not cheating or anything but it’s a bit of a spineless move if you ask me heh.

Mei is great and I love her and I love being a Mei even though it’s a lot of responsibility. I usually train with her against AI but I’m also happy when I get her on MH. People get really angry at her in Quick Play though :[

Torbjörn is cool but I’m very map-specific with him, he’s best on King’s Row ngl, he’s fun, he’s a tiny man.

Because I’m a sniper at heart I feel partial towards Widowmaker and I love playing her but I’m often discouraged because of how mad people get at bad Widows (or bad anyone’s but like, we were on attack the other day and I got yelled at because WIDOW’S SHIT ON ATTACK like chill, I just wanna shoot some fools)

I can’t do shit with D.Va. I played against a great D.Va this morning and I have no idea how they stay alive. Everybody’s shooting me all the time, my matrix lasts only for so long, and I have a damn box of peas I keep throwing at people, I’m very bad at her.

Orisa is my main girl, I gushed about her before and I just have to say she’s the perfect hero for me. I don’t know who I’d be if she wasn’t in the game yet when I joined.

Reinhardt is usually my go-to tank with tight choke point maps but I’m only good with pushing through, I can’t kill for shit with his hammer so I usually swap him out once we got in. I love his HONOR! JUSTICE! REINHARDT-REINHARDT-REINHARDT! voice line though x) Also Sweethardt x)

I thought I was gonna be so good at Roadhog, and I’m not bad but I don’t think he’s a very good tank tbh. If you have to step out to take a breather every ten seconds then you’re not a tank, sorry.

Winston’s crap. Or I’m a crap Winston. His gun don’t do shit and you’d think I’d be good at it since you don’t even have to aim, and I don’t get how his shield works or what it’s even good for when you still get shot through it O-o

Zarya’s nice, I’m getting used to her tbh. I love going up to people in the spawn room and spam the “I will BREAK YOU” voice line x)

Ana is the one healer I’m decent with, tbh, I put three people to sleep at once a few hours ago, it was hilarious.

Lúcio, my love....... I’m so bad at you.

Same with Mercy but I’ll go out of my way to protect Mercy’s and always apologise when I get her or both of us killed.

I’ll master Symmetra one day....... one day......

Zenyatta’s my favourite chill boy but nopppppe, too much to pay attention to, I can’t aim, nope.

Also:

I’ve had exactly ONE conversation with one of my 1v1 partners, everybody else is just fucking quiet AND boring

also I haven’t won a 1v1 before but I’m not even talking while playing, I talk while setting up soooooo what could be the reason? Oh, I’m just bad? Okay........

people who kill you while you’re dancing in skirmish are the worst

I straight up LEAVE whenever someone starts acting like they’re the damn boss while you’re in the spawn room. I get it if you want to discuss strategies but don’t talk to me like I’m a damn idiot.

I like funny people who don’t take it seriously. I like a bit of joking and humour in the chat. Whenever someone’s throwing a tantrum and cursing team mates out I just roll my eyes so hard. Go play comp if you’re so damn serious about it.

gotta break all the pinatas in Dorado, bre-... bREAK THE FUCKING PINATAS, REAPER

nobody cares who you main. If someone else snatched your main and doesn’t want to switch then tough luck, pick another character you dillweed.

some people are Very mean and will yell at me

accidentally coordinating some dumb shenanigans in the spawn room or in skirmish is my favourite :’D

no, I will not put down a shield ten seconds before attack commences cause it will despawn two seconds after attack commences, you just let me handle tanking and you handle hammering your turret

I’m busy killing the sentry Bastion when he’s not looking at me, no I don’t know what you mean when you write “ORISA SHIELD HERE”

watch my damn halt ball maybe? maybe? it makes a noise, it’s really bright, there’s a .second delay when it blows up, that’s where you have to shoot, that’s... that’s the point......

I denied three ults within five seconds, why is Mei’s two headshots the POTG and not my stroke of brilliance?

going against an enemy Orisa is hardcore af but I win always. unless the enemy has two Orisa’s cause then I win never

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[yahtzee voice] Overwatch is a good game

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Heroes I’m okay with:

Orisa (she’s the best ♥)

Roadhog (this one’s situational, his mid/close-range weapon makes you have to get up close)

Pharah (unless there’s an enemy Pharah)

Bastion

Reinhardt (hey children it’s your grampa)

Reaper

Heroes I wish I were better with:

D.Va

Soldier

Sombra

Tracer

McCree

Lúcio

Junkrat

Zenyatta

Zarya

Heroes I haven’t even touched:

Hanzo (my bae)

Genji

Torbjörn

Widowmaker

Winston

Symmetra

Ana

Heroes I’m horrible with and will never touch again:

Mercy

Mei

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I’m an amazing Orisa jsyk.