we got: Phil the pumpkin man (false), bed pole for sex (false), Japan wedding in 2015 (they do mention 2019, vows and a "box" in Phil's pocket, and 2023) (false), fake sleepless night (true)
glove stealer here lol yeah they offered to give me a smashed ukulele in return from the glove. the staff member i returned it to said it was already packed though so i got merch instead
ahahah, so they offered you something they couldn't even give? that's on brand.
thank you for sharing. Dan didn't smash the ukulele yesterday, and it was easy to steal it after the show. alas, no one did that.