#thyng

[mattastr0phic]

Miscellaneous thaaaaangs

[stolenbybirds]

it's a thyng thang wedding - O5-6

[supervillainny]

Steddie snip

Steve opened his eyes and immediately scrambled backwards, breath catching in his chest and eyes wide. The reassuring solidity of the headboard behind him was something, sure, but what he wouldn't give for the reassuring solidity of the goddamn nail bat in his hand.

Eddie - dead Eddie, torn-up Eddie, Eddie who was dripping spectral blood that wasn't sinking into his sheets - watched with an amused curl on his split lips.

"What the fuck, man?" Steve shrilled, and Eddie- somewhat inexplicably - licked his finger and drew an imaginary score mark in the air before he shook his head, flicking his hair back. There was a weird, odd shimmer in the air, and when he faced Steve again he was almost back to his usual self, if not for the slight transparency around the edges of him.

"Asshole move, huh?" Eddie said, low voice carrying a little laugh in it, and Steve nodded dumbly and then shook his head.

"What - what are you doing here?"

Because - okay. These days Eddie appearing in his bed in the middle of the night wasn't exactly a rarity, only Steve usually woke up immediately after. Woke up with a raging hard-on and tears in his eyes, and someday he was pretty sure he was gonna need some kinda therapy to get his sex life back on track.

"You have to help me," Eddie said, flat and serious, and Steve was nodding before he even finished.

"Anything."

It put a weird look on Eddies face for a second. Startled. Shocked, maybe. He shook it off, though, cleared his throat.

"I need you to remind people of what an asshole I am," he said, and Steve blinked at him for a second.

"You need me to - what?"

"I need you to blacken my name! Remind the universe how many times people told me to go to hell, dammit!"

Eddie pushed both his hands into his hair, flopping back onto Steve's mattress and not even making a dent.

"Apparently," he said, "saving a kid with your final moments gets you a one way ticket into the place upstairs." Eddie made a face at whatever was on Steve's face - confusion, maybe a little awe. "Steve," he said flatly. "Do you have any idea how much the music sucks up there?"

[convocxrny]

To ask who's fronting:

Who's managing that meat palace?

Or

Who's at the front desk in your squishy brain castle baby?

Saying “oh hey it’s ___ I’m fronting now” when coming into front : Bad. Lame. Boring. Cringe

Saying “hey I’m back and I killed that other guy” when coming into front: Awesome. Hilarious. Based. Literally the funniest thing ever

[alabonshay]

"Buh! Blasted words! ...Things!" the Duchess slams a hardback copy of Proper Spellings for Proper Ladies of the New Century on the desk.

"If it is 'while', it is 'wile' it is 'vvyl'! It does not matter!" She considers the days of her youth, when such frivolities had yet to exist. "I'll find the... whomever wrote this..." she mutters, "roast her head on a spit."

[acrossthewavesoftime]

Tumblr Dashboard Simulator: 1670s/1680s English Court

🐶 merry-monarch

#monday motivation #motivational quote #there are indeed good thyngs and bad in this countrie #the good: women #the bad: PARLEMENT

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💖 mary-clorine

I have two husbands, and that causes me much trouble and torment of the soul, for I may be with childe by one, and have thus given horns to th'other, who is also a lady, and we have been married first. Now she won't writ to me as we did as girles, and my lawfull husband, I have not yett told, for my condition is not certain yet. I cannot talk in honesty whith one, and with the other husband, neither.

'Tis awkward to speak of this, but if not to your friends online, to whom can one talk of such troubles?

#personal #might remove later #aurelia I miss you

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🤴dukeofm

There are thyngs the governement, the Kinge in particular, do not wish you to know about: the Royall Successioun is all made false, for instead of the D. of Yorke, the True Heir to H. M. the Kinge shoud be the Duke of Monmouth, for he was lawfully begot by the Kinge, then married in secret to the late Lucy Walter, and must therefore be accepted as Prince before his uncle the D. of Yorke, who is a Catholick.

All ye good people should speak up against this injustice! If you cannot pledge your life (if there be a fight), or some shillings to the cause, you may help it greatly alreadie by re-bloggying, and bringing this mater to greater awareness!

#sociall justice #awareness #politick

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🎀 prettywittynell

@merry-monarch had me painted! For more content like this, and to vote which painter shoud doe me (haha!) next, please visit my OnlieFriendes account!!!

#lely #girlboss #hotter than madam carwell!! ;)))

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🍊 je-maintiendrai

Hans Willem et moy!

Vouz pouves nous voir en visitant Stichting Kasteel Amerongen, ou icy, en-ligne (un grand mercy au Nederlands Instituut voor Kunstgeschiedenis): https://rkd.nl/images/126807

#meilleur amy #boy best friends #louis n'a pas d'amy si proche que j'ay

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👑 catholic-guilty666

Why cannot a man haue normall nepheues. One, @je-maintiendrai, is nigh a Puritan in his Protestant fervour, and th'other dispreads falsehoods about the monarcky (and the Roman Church).

I reported the other one, @dukeofm for his libel, in hopes he shall be deactivated, alas th'other I can but block, and not banished from this place. I also hope my daughter the Princess shall divorce him speedilye.

Tonight, I hope to forgett all about this vexing bussinesse by thinking on going a-stag hunting tomorrow with H. M. my brothere, the King.

#vent #vent post #callout post

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🇮🇹modenamarie

#poll #nicknames #mary

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💃 annieannieannie

3. The feeling One experiences when One findes out, that one's weird uncle hath a Tumblr-accountt, too 💀💀💀

do not follow him

#i thought 'twas my bad eyes but what i was seeing was real #the family #non followeres do not interact

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[mattastr0phic]

Don't mind me putting these here it's totally definitely not for some other purpose or whatever but have the Thyng and Thang pngs

[convocxrny]

unfortunately i have DID and red hair (imagine i put that one fuckass "persevere" emoji because im too tired to find it on yhis computer)

the percentage of people with DID is pretty similar to the percentage of natural red heads, but you don’t see people going around fake claiming people with red hair

[knite-errant]

...For what thynge is your lyfe? It is even a vapoure that apereth for a lytell tyme and then vanyssheth awaye...

[wonder-worker]

The most obvious means by which a queen might exercise influence at court was through her close contact with the king in much the same way as other nobles did, although the nature of such influence is impossible to judge because it does not leave records behind. That women would advise their husbands, even kings, was accepted and expected: Christine de Pizan maintained that the wise princess would urge her husband to discuss matters with his councillors, and encourage others to advise him. Jacobus de Cessolis, recognizing that queens would thereby be privy to important matters of state, advised that a queen's 'wysedom ought tappere in spekynge that is to wete that she be secrete and telle not such thynges as ought to be holden secrete'. Queens were of course not exempt from the traditional misogynistic fear of the power of women's words to lure men, as Eve had done, into sin and folly. The fourteenth-century author of The III Consideracions Right Necesserye to the Good Governaunce of a Prince warned

And how be it that a kinge or Prince shulde love his lady and wyf in maner as him self, yit it is nat expedient that he uttyr unto hir, and discloosc the sccrccs, grcctc conscillcs and greet thingcs that he hath doon for his estate and for his landc, nc that in such thing he be governed aftir hir at som tymc, but he shulde allc daycs reserve unto him self the lordship and souvereyntee, or ellys many perilles may betide.

But to be governed was not the same as to be advised and there was also a strong tradition and rich literature of women wisely advising their husbands at all levels of society. This included encouraging a husband to make peace with his subjects or to be more generous to the poor or the Church as well as the familiar motif of intercession in response to a particular plea.

-J.L. Laynesmith, "The Last Medieval Queens: English Queenship 1445-1503"

[vixensdungeon]

Those among you who think the taste of elf breastmilk is some cursed forbidden knowledge will not survive the coming of the Aulde Thynge in 2033.

[tiodolma]

BBC Merlin was already told by Kilgharrah in s2x11 what the Crystal of Neahtid (and by extension Crystal Cave) was used for :D

MERLIN What is the Crystal of Neahtid? KILGHARRAH To those who know how to use it, the Crystal holds great knowledge. MERLIN What kind of knowledge. KILGHARRAH The knowledge of what is, what has been, and what is yet to come. MERLIN Do you mean it can show you the future? KILGHARRAH Amongst other things, yes. MERLIN The Crystal has been stolen.

He was already informed IN S2, the whole time, that the Crystal showed other things aside from "the future." Yet this manservant only fixated on the future part coz of course he would :D

and he also knew that Morgana would never be able to use it.

MERLIN The Lady Morgana. KILGHARRAH (laughs) That witch does not have the power to wield the Crystal. MERLIN Does the druid boy? KILGHARRAH Mordred? It is possible. Why do you ask?

But of course he was more concerned of what a threat the kid Mordred would be and not the clue that only special sorcerers could use that darn thing. :D

MERLIN It's the Crystal. It harbours a terrible power, Gaius. GAIUS It's locked away now. It can do no harm. Unless the damage has already been done. MERLIN I held it. I knew I shouldn't. I knew no good would come of it, but it compelled me to look. I couldn't resist it. I saw things, terrible things. GAIUS Then you've already paid the price. MERLIN But what I saw has not yet come to pass, and I am scared, Gaius. I am really scared of what the future may hold.

And I do understand why he wouldn't touch it right after s2x11 episode...I GET IT THAT HE WAS SCARED.

MERLIN Images. Flashes. I've seen something like this before in the Crystal of Neahtid. TALIESIN What you see here is exactly the same, for the Crystal of Neahtid was hewn from this very cave. Look into them, Emrys. Really look. Much will be revealed.

s3x05 [Merlin turns to look, but jerks away.] MERLIN No! Take me out of here. How do I get back to Arthur? TALIESIN The future is hidden to all but a very few, Emrys. You are one such person. MERLIN No! I've been through this before. TALIESIN Perhaps there is a reason you were brought here at this moment in time. MERLIN What reason? TALIESIN Only the crystals can tell you. They contain futures that are not yet born. The secrets they reveal, Emrys, are unique to you, and you alone. Look into them, Emrys. Really look. Use what you see for good.

but really, to not use it in s3-s5 when they needed information the most??? and when he was already told that he was the only one alive that could use it???

...such cool helpful tool... wasted and abandoned in the camelot vault

BTW TRIVIA! THIS IS ALSO FRENCH MEDIEVAL MERLIN'S POWER BESTOWED TO HIM BY HIS DEMONKIN

But how myght we haue a man of oure kynde that myght speke and haue oure connynge and maystrie worke, and haue the knowleche as we haue of thinges that be don and seide, and of thynges that be past, and that he myght be in erthe conuersant with these other for witeth it wele that soche on myght moche helpe us to be-gile his pepill, like as the prophetes be-giled us, and tolden that we trowe neuer myght haue ben. In the same wise sholde sithe oon telle alle thynges that were don and saide [folio 1b] bothe of that is passed and of thynges that is to come, and be that sholde he be bileved of moche peple.

[oracleoutlook]

"Synne is behovabil, but al shal be wel & al shal be wel & al manner of thyng shal be wele."

Julian of Norwich, Revelations of Divine Love, 14th Century

[convocxrny]

LITERALLY????? ONE OF THE CLOSEST DRAWINGS IVE EVER SEEN TO HOW I PRESENT /IW ????????? HOLY CARP????

just realised ive never drawn girlbright before

the upper right is a tribute to our first ever bright drawing from january this year

[romanbathhhouse]

& if the earth is flat / how manie

foldes inn its deep / & if the folde

is deep / how the reserve 2 its pockette

/ & if the pockette

is a boye / & indeede the pockette

is allways a boye / who sirfases

pitt from plum / the poyse

off a treee / a whord

from its thynge

/ if not u / mye cist / my preshus crook

/ & if the hors knew

the feeld from its bit /

wut is or isnt a book

—sonnet XX.

[worstjourney]

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