#thx diana you really saved them from getting into more trouble

[ferallymine]

A/N:: 50% Off is the best parody out there and Nagisa is my favorite

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“It’s locked.” Aed sighed, slumping her head.

“Stunning deduction, Sherlock. Was it the fact that it’s midnight on a Thursday with all the lights off that tipped you off? Or did you actually go try to open the door without context clues?” Reylin facepalmed.

Mardea stepped forward, “Here, I got some bobby pin-”

“Nah, bitch I got this.” The Wildcard, seemingly out of nowhere, pulled out a pistol and fired off the lock. The door slowly swung open, “Behold, asswipes!” 

“Reylin where the fuck did you get a gun?!” Taeko’s face was that of total shock and concern.

“Less talky more walky!” Reylin waved away the brunette’s question and rushed through the door.

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The pool was still, like glass. All the lights were off, save the few in the pool itself, leaving the moon and stars to provide enough light to see. 

“We shouldn’t be here,” Aria’s voice was quiet.

“Says the woman who runs a literal mafia,” Celaena was already shedding her armor, “We came all this way so hop to it, ladies!” The elf was down to her underwear when she canon balled into the water.

Reylin followed, thought she’d thought ahead and wore her swimsuit underneath her clothes. Mardea caved and joined, also wearing proper attire. Then Aed. Soon everyone except Aria was swimming around, no cares on their minds. 

Reylin popped back up at the edge, “Aria, get in the pool.” 

The redhead glared, stepping forward, “I’m not getting in-”

“BITCH GET IN THE POOL!” Reylin grabbed Aria’s ankle, making her lose balance and ungracefully fall into the water. 

The Listener slowly stood up, drenched hair covering her face. Reylin swam as far away as she could, sensing the raw anger seething from her comrade. 

Mardea and Taeko were doing freestyle laps when Reylin interrupted them, “Hide me!”

Taeko fumbled in her sudden stop, making Mardea run into her. 

“Ow, sorry,” Mardea emerged, rubbing her head.

“Rey, what did you-”

Reylin simply hid behind the duo, “Aria’s gonna kill meeeeeee.”

“She always ki-” 

“Now’s not a good time, Tae.” Mardea clamped a hand on her shoulder and pointed to the redhead wading towards them.

When Aria reached the trio, Reylin peeked her head out between the duo’s shoulders, “Hey there~” 

“So uh, didn’t bring a swimsuit, I take it?” Mardea laughed uneasily.

Aria made a small splash at her, “I wanna talk to the young one.”

“Hah, you splash like a bitch.” Reylin popped back up, sticking her tongue out.

Taeko grabbed Reylin’s arm and flipped her forward, landing right in front of Aria, “I think she wants to talk to you, Rey.” 

The Wildcard stood up, “The hell you want?! All I did was get everyone in here to have a fun time and you were being a total fucking party pooper so I rectified that!” 

Before Aria could act, the lights flipped on. 

“WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!” Diana crossed her arms, Moonstone right behind her. 

“Oh shit.” Reylin breathed.

Mardea vaulted herself up onto the ledge, “Well, we all wanted to go swimming and-”

“You’re all trespassing!” Moonstone yelled, “How irresponsible can you be?” 

Diana pointed to the door, “We’re all leaving. NOW. And tomorrow you can come back and fix the door and anything else you broke!”