#thus-spoke-lo

[gojo-mochi]

Softyyy! I hope you’re having a good holiday! ⭐️ May I have a little mistletoe smooch from Doffy?

LOOOO ~~ Sorry it wasnt so little... doffy took over my keyboard at the end ifk aksdjfsdf

Doflamingo wasn’t one for holiday cheer personally, but that didn’t stop him from pretending to be all holly jolly in front of the people of Dressrosa. Dressing up in a somewhat skimpy Santa outfit, which consists of the usual red pants with white trimming and Santa hat, But instead of his usual pink-feathered coat, it was now replaced by a long red coat with fluffy white trimmings. Still shirtless as ever, he addresses his citizens, announcing the start of the holiday. Confetti exploded all around the island; the toys carried out presents that Doflamingo said he personally brought, but in truth, it was the toys and missing people underneath the island that made them. But as long as the citizens were dumb and happy, it was fine.

Although he didn’t really care for this holiday, keeping up appearances was important for Doflamingo, so he was extremely busy today, leaving you all to your lonesome. As you should be used to, being the lover of someone like Doflamingo comes with its perks and its drawbacks. One of the drawbacks is sharing your lover with everyone else, in the sense of them taking all of his time. So here you stood, right behind Doflamingo, as he strutted around in his silly little outfit, speaking with other members of the family, pirates, government officials, and too many others to count.

You eventually got bored of waiting around and wandered off on your own for a while, enjoying the many decorations that were set up in the castle. Looking down at the city, where Christmas lights twinkle and people dance merrily on the street, It gives you a sense of melancholy; a small part of you wishes that you were free to do that with your lover as well. You brush off that feeling and shake your head. You know what kind of man Doflamingo was, and you love him all the same. Time passed a lot faster than you noticed, then you felt a tapping on your shoulder and turned around to find a servant. She greets you with a shaky smile and tells you that Doflamingo is asking you to appear in his bedroom.

You thanked the servant, and she scurried off in a hurry. You tried to hurry to the bedroom as well, knowing your lover was sort of an impatient man. You arrive at the grand set of doors a few moments later, knocking on the door and hearing a gruff “Come in.” You push open the doors to find your lover lying on the bed, still in that Santa outfit, but the robe is tied together now, covering his chest. Wrapped with a pretty big red bow on his stomach, Doffy smirks, waggling a finger at you in a ‘come hither’ motion. He was propped on a small mountain of pillows behind him, laying on his back with his arms now behind his head as he watched you stalk forward without a word being said between the two of you.

You climb up on the bed, kneeling in front of Doffy, looking for another sign of what to do next. Doffy takes the awkwardness and makes sure to stretch it uncomfortably thin, the asshole. “Why are you just staring? Are you not going to unwrap your present?” He droons out, a frown on his lips, though you can tell it was fake by the way it was twitching at the end. You roll your eyes at your lover’s antics, shuffling over and going right on top of the blonde, straddling his lap. Your hands wander around his chest, groping around a bit in the way you know he likes it. Slowly take your time to unwrap the bow around his middle, letting it slip from his torso along with the robe. Revealing his nice-toned chest to you and a small surprise as his body is covered in ribbons as well, almost like bondage.

Your finger traces the outline of the ribbons on his body, brushing across all the sensitive areas, causing Doffy to groan and bring his arms from behind his head and on to you. A hand envelopes itself around your throat, squeezing in a possessive manner. Forcing you to look up directly at him, his breath washed over you as he cooed at your face. “Before I forget, I had another small present in store for you.” He pulls something out of his pocket, still holding your throat in his other hand. He pulls out a mistletoe and places it above your head. “Now for my present~” He ends the sentence by crashing his lips on yours, hot and passionate, leaving no room or space in between your bodies.

Rolling you over on your back and pressing right on you, his lips never left you once. Not until you were yanking on his hair, gasping for air, once he finally let you go. You find yourself face-to-face with Doffy, who wears a wicked grin on his face.

“The holidays aren’t over; I still haven’t unwrapped my present yet~”

[quinloki]

Hi Quin ^-^ if you’re still taking the one-word requests, how about “sharp”?

Doflamingo is his own content warning.

And this is sharp, so I'm putting it under a cut. Head the tags below.

CRACK!

You screamed at the pain the tore across your back, body pulling against the leather straps keeping you upright. Your body curled at the sensation, but the shivering moan that followed, the flood of pleasure that chased at the heels of that pain, that's what you were after.

It was why he did this to you. His sweet little -.

Your own sweat stung the welts on your back, and that was usually when he was done, or close to it. You both wore out at a similar speed and that's why it worked, again and again.

One more, across the meat of your ass. You don't scream, body taut from the lick across your rear. The euphoric sound that follows, you'd nearly finished from that, and it was the first time that lash had moved off your back.

There he was a moment later. Chest against your back, hand in your hair and holding you steady as the grip of the lash sank into your dripping cunt. He held you harshly as he worked that rough toy in you with a skill that was cruel and effective.

Your orgasm was like a cut, sharp and deep. Just like the bite of the whip you called a crop. Sharp like the lines of blood on your back that weren't ever just welts. Sharp like the tips of his teeth as he tasted blood, biting into your shoulder as you cry your thanks.

Such was your love. Sharp like a blade he sunk into your heart, stitching the wounds closed with his own strings, soothing the sting with kind words. Caring for you so you could handle his devotion.

His sweet little whipping toy.

Challenge me

[standfucker]

Can we talk about X-Drake for a sec (i was reminded by your fic reblog)? Because it's not normally my thing but there's something about him that makes me want to bully him mercilessly. Fluster the hell out of him while he's deep into planning for some mission, flirt with him until he's stuttering and stammering while he's on an important phone call. Idk idk. He's just got that cool, composed exterior and reputation for ruthlessness that just makes me want to turn him into a total mess.

Learning that he has a weakness to women's bodies in the Wano arc made me SO happy, good lord. I bet it's easy as hell to fluster him, too. Marine life doesn't have a lot of room for dalliances, and once he was undercover I just doubt he really indulged in anything like that, so it just makes tormenting him so easy.

I don't know what's better, turning him into a whiny, breathless, begging mess, or provoking that animalistic zoan side into coming out. (Both. Both is good.)

By the way, I know you're into noncon like I am, have you read "A Primal Need For A Marine" by anubislover on AO3? I re-read it fairly frequently, even if it doesn't match my headcanon for him 100%, it's very hot imo.

[shaanks]

Mouse and I are sending all the positive energy and love to Pickle!

Oh Lo, thank you so very much!!! Your little buddy Mouse is so beautiful!!! It means so much to me that you're both thinking of her, and that you care and are willing to help like this. I've just gotta get her through til morning, and a little extra good energy helps, at least I think so.

She was so sleepy when I took this one, but such a good sport about it ; u ;

[bastardblvd]

🦠 let’s goooo

OH NO! lo, it seems like you've encountered something evil in the forest because your slimeball and trope are... 😭

i'm wishing the two of you can make it out of grimetown national park (where people get eaten by bears) alive </3

[ofallthingsnasty]

Happy birthday! 🎉

Thank you 😇💕💕

[mandiemegatron]

Happy bday, Mandie!! Hope it’s a great one! 🥳

😭😭😭 omg hi Lo!! Thank you so so much, that means everything to me, idk if I ever told you but you were the actually the reason I wanted to write Doflamingo and the reason I took that leap to just try 😭😭 and I just wanted to thank you for being such a solid mutual and friend, like you are truly such a delight !!! 😭😭😭💖💖💖 thank you for everything you do, and I hope your day is an absolutely fabulous one !!

[yourtamaki]

hiii! just swinging by to tell you that your zoro fic is...exquisite, one of the best fics i've ever read. you have such a handle on his character, it felt like i was reading an analysis along with incredible smut in the very best way. i wish i had more eloquent words to explain, but it's one i will definitely be coming back to again and again, it's so well-crafted. thank you for sharing it!

thank you oml you’re way too kind :(( that means so so much to me and i’m glad you liked it

[swampstew]

🐰 cuz I was a lil bit intimated by you at first but now I know you’re a sweetheart :3

Sweetums🤩 I like how we bounce kindness and love back and forth like bubble beams

How intimidating do you find me?😜

[rossithepixie]

🌟 and 💚 for any of your selfships!

Gonna answer for my selfship with Gojo because i’m horribly predictable and have a severe case of Gojo brain gremlins

🌟who’s the tease in the relationship

Oh Satoru def 100% i like to tease on occasion but he’s the king of it. Sometimes i think he might even do it without thinking.

💚 who gets jealous

I hate to say it but i’m probably the one who gets more jealous in the traditional way. Definitely stems from insecurities that i have but are working on. I imagine he doesn’t give me much reason to actually get jealous though

(I imagine if there was jealousy with anyone i would have been a bit jealous of Suguru during our younger years but i also imagine a polycule situation sooooo)

[quinloki]

I always love your ask games, Quin! For non-musical-chairs-musical-chairs, how about:

Hm....

Honestly, I expected it to make me think of Doffy, or even Law. But after listening to it a time or two, it really makes me think of Shanks.

Specifically a younger Shanks more than the one we know now. Someone who is post losing his arm, but he hasn't hit 30 yet, or if he has, he's just barely past it.

This is a guy who knows enough to be dangerous, but doesn't yet have all the experience he needs to be really smooth. He's mostly assured, but he's still maybe trying to mimic the bourbon and grin of Silvers, instead of finding his own groove.

He's sincere though, so it's okay that he's a little dorky.

Not quite musical chairs

[thus-spoke-lo]

Also, I realize lately all I do is come on here and reblog a bunch of horny posts and/or write something sort of melancholy and then dip and for that I apologize.

[shaanks]

29 + 48, if you please!

Heya Lo! It'd be my genuine pleasure, thank you! :"D

29. Does it take you a long time to make decisions? 

It really kinda depends on the day, and how big of a decision it is. I love going on basically spontaneous adventures and having fun and letting a day evolve, but if it's anything that requires any sort of planning I get stuck in my head about it so easily. The more likely something is to impact someone else with any sort of seriousness, the more likely I am to need like 7-10 business days to get my head around it unfortunately.

48. Who’s someone you can trust with your life?

I'm very fortunate to have a number of people like this in my life. My best friend Aya, my buddy Aub, despite how weird our relationship is sometimes I know my Mom would come through for me if I needed her. Got a good little group around me, even if they live far away. (adult life seems to mostly just be "I love these people, I trust em with my life. This one lives 10 hours away and this one lives 13 hours away." lmfao)

Feel free to ask something too, if you'd like!

[bastardblvd]

🥊 i'm ready to get kick some slimeball ass

lo, you're fighting grimetown's only handyman (that actually fixes things, at least) izuku midoriya!

[ofallthingsnasty]

Therapist Doffy has lived rent-free in my head for some time now. Poor little reader pulling up to a house on the outskirts of the city that you couldn’t even dream of affording in three lifetimes, but he said over the phone that he’d gladly work with you on the cost, and can offer a sliding fee scale.

He’s the only therapist with open appointments less than six months away, so you eagerly accept, though the tone in his voice and the way he laughs low and dark on the other end of the line suggests that your fees aren’t subsidized by his wealthier clients, and he’ll expect some sort of payment from you one at or another. 😌 And he barely even has to lift a finger to get you dependent on him, convincing you that he’s the only one you can trust, the only one that matters, the only one who can fix whatever’s broken in your silly little brain, even as he unravels you more and more every session.

＿ﾉ乙(､ﾝ､)_ Ah... That's it I'm dead for good now...

Oh my god, that thought is just so dark and desperate and makes me want to crawl up a wall. It just hits so close to home, you know? Many of us would take whatever appointment gets thrown our way - just please, please, anything, just a little relief or at least the illusion of hope. And to stumble right into the arms of someone who has the very opposite of our best interest in mind, who'll actually make us suffer more than we did before, who'll turn us so utterly dependent on them we won't even be able to see those tricks and mind games for what they are - oh god.

[onepiecepositivityproject]

For @thus-spoke-lo: May we sink into the gentle dark madness together <3 I love how I can get elbow deep and deeper with you and it’s never judgmental, it’s never uncomfortable. It always feels like having a good drink with a friend, and just as easily we can talk about the really fluffy sweet moments. I love the width and breadth available. Thank you for sharing and braving a fandom that is, alas, oftentimes judgmental <3