#thus dwarf anatomy ensured that all gas was passed below
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Colfer: Dwarves physically are not able to burp. They would die.
Mulch Diggums: belches at least once per book
#imagine if you will the catastrophic effects of burping while digesting a moutful of clay. Total system backup#thus dwarf anatomy ensured that all gas was passed below#these plot inconsistences are minor but boy do they ever bug me#artemis fowl#mulch diggums
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