#thts all i got about it so far but i love it: so much

[imflyingfish]

working in an art gallery and talking to a lot of full time artists has given me CRAZY imposter syndrome btw lmao

[liferetainsitssparkle]

wish i found leon and ada believable as a couple bc the dynamic of action hero and antihero who steals shit from them inc. their heart and brain is so good but unfortunately there is nothing there. and there will continue 2 be nothing there as long as ada exists in perpetuity as the video game equivalent of the sexy green m&m

[menagerofmischief]

Heart song (OP81)

summary: in the middle of dating rumors, current music industry hit, y/n l/n releases a love song which leaves no space to deny her relationship. -> based on this request

fc: olivia rodrigo

cw: bad language,

a/n: the only bands I listen to are a bunch of old men or a bunch of dead man, safe to say I don't know much about bands so I made her a solo artist.

liked by: oscar piastri, sabrinacarpenter, and 1,556,895 more

yourusername: something coming soon, or whatever

comments:

ynsleftshoe: oscar in the likes before me again

hooklinesinker: girl same! and I got notifications on cococroissant: the struggle of making it here before pee ass tree vrom vrom is real

ynupdates: mother is cooking and eating for real

sabrinacarpenter: so excited for it!

justonechange: the bond between two girls scorned by a man is unbreakable breakmyback: sabrina is so me right now

likealovesong: my hears are about to be blessed again! thank you god for answering my prayers

liked by landonorris and 1,345 more

f1wagupdates: seems like a new wag may be entering the paddock, showcasing papaya!

mclaren driver, oscar piastri, has been spotted being touchy and affectionate with pop star, y/n l/n. this is not the first time the two have been spotted together.

comments:

vroomyroom: what the hell is lando doing in the likes of a wag updates page

norrizzz: he's so messy fr

user454: seriously what's wrong with you people, leave them alone!

justanichident: oscar's lucky he's good that polite cat smile because those hands do be wondering

breakmyback: I too am no better than a man (I'd be touching y/n's ass all the time if I could)

user334: ow! they're so cute together!

user331: power couple vibes

user564: ew, he can do so much better

user887: SHE can do much better

liked by hattiepiastri, nicolepiastri, yourusername and 1.345.221 more

oscarpiastri: great vacation, lots of sun

comments:

macmylarens: if bwoah was an instagram caption it would be tht

rockabye: who does bro think he's fooling with that soft launch

dropstoproll: like sir, we all know that's y/n l/n, now give us some good content

landonorris: you really poured your heart out with that caption mate

ynupdates: I spy with my little eye, y/n in the likes

justonechange: so ... he's not that bad

user423: I get y/n, he's hot

liked by sabrinacarpenter, oscarpiastri, landonorris and 1.978.645 more

yourusername: Summer When Everybody Ever Thought, Love In Knowledge Existed, Yellow Orchids Unidentified

see you on august 19th ;)

comments:

ynupdates: NEW ALBUM ALERT!!!

breakmyback: I don't care if a man driving in circles for living inspired it, new music is coming!

sabrinacarpenter: that caption triggered my dyslexia

justonechange: no because same user332: I thought I was the only one!

dotsaredotting: hear me out, the aesthethic of this album is orange (so far), and there's a car, mclaren F1 team is orange ("papaya" or wtv), oscar piastri drives for mclaren, oscar is soft launching, they wore spotted together = they're dating

crazyonce: this is so delulu it may be trululu

ynupdates: in case you thought you were crazy for not getting the caption, every words starts with a capital latters and all the letters together spell SWEET LIKE YOU which is either a song on the album or the name of the album

liked by oscarpiastri, landonorris, hattiepiastri, and 2.021.331 more

yourusername: the way sun shines over beaches, the first taste of summer peaches, yellowed pages of a favorite book it may all be sweet but not sweet like you.

my new album, sweet like you, is now available to stream. this is such a special album for me which is why it's dedicated to such a special person. I love you, Osc, keep on being sweet.

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liked by yourusername, sabrinacarpenter, landonorris and 1.987.554 more

oscarpiastri: every day I'm grateful I get to have you. you're the sun of my morning, the stars of my evening, the breath of my lungs and the song of my heart. I love you, y/n.

comments:

landonorris: wow, you actually poured your heart out with this one

sabrinacarpenter: she was mine first car boy, remember that

hattiepiastri: I hope you know how much cooler than you your girlfriend is

yourusername: love you too, my sweet boy <3

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[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙finally | LN4 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lando norris x y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, friends to lovers

warnings: fluff only lol btw TW luisa pics for tht one anon im soo sry im so sry

summary: in which no one believes that you and your boyfriend are actually dating despite both your efforts to hard launch

a/n: took me ages to start this but i couldn't stop thinking about this storyline gahahaaa

request!!!: hiiiiii!!! i wanted to request a lando social media thingy?? where you're childhood friends to lovers and want to soft launch but nobody notices because you're always affectionate or sumn like that🥺

fc: various brunette girls from pinterest

my masterlist

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername posted a story

liked by oscarpiastri, alex_albon, and 134,288 others

oscarpiastri soft launching?

yourusername 😊

landonorris 😘

yourusername 🧡

user4 omg u got a man!!

user5 OMGG WHO!!

user6 spill the beansss

user7 wonder what lando thinks about this

landonorris

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55, and 682,799 others

landonorris ⛳️

view all 9,284 comments

carlossainz55 i'll win next time 🥇

landonorris keep dreaming

yourusername aww look at us

landonorris 😘💋

user8 does he have a gf

user9 urm not that we know of

user10 who is the gf??

user11 idk but i'd be annoyed at that pic of y/n & lando

user12 love carlando golfing together still

oscarpiastri lol

landonorris i thought it was obvious

yourusername 😭😭

user13 ???

yourusername

liked by landonorris, yourbff, and 201,384 others

yourusername me & my bracelets & my lando

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landonorris why would you post that picture of me

yourusername funny

user14 LOL i love them

user15 are they dating??

user16 no way. they're childhood best friends

user17 he's down baddd

user18 i would hate to be dating either of them they're soo close to each other

user19 the bracelets awww she's such a sweet girl

oscarpiastri 💀

yourusername stop it you

landonorris hahahaha

user20 what is thisss

messages ->

twitter ->

messages ->

instagram ->

yourusername

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, and 321,894 others

yourusername 🩷

view all 8,128 comments

landonorris 😀😀😀

user24 wait?

user25 are they dating

user26 surely not

user27 omg they're sooo cute together

liked by yourusername

user28 something is going on here

user29 🐟🐟🐟

user30 wait was lando's tweet serious

user31 idk i think they're just close bffs??

oscarpiastri so close yet so far

yourusername 😰😰😰

landonorris 😤😤😤

landonorris posted a story

liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri, and 498,136 others

oscarpiastri hahahahahah ur trying soo hard

landonorris im hard hard launching.

user32 hmmmm

user33 keep dreaming

user34 okay im convinced

user35 are you actually dating

landonorris YES WE ARE

yourusername posted a story

liked by landonorris, carlossainz55, and 237,183 others

oscarpiastri is it working yet

yourusername will keep u updated

landonorris pls god let it work

user36 ok im starting to believe

user37 omg they're dating

user38 wait have they been trying to hard launch this whole time & no one believed them..?

user39 OMG THEY'RE IN LOVE

user40 landoy/n nation rise

yourusername

liked by landonorris, danielricciardo, and 791,394 others

yourusername THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND (real) (not a prank) (i literally love him guys)

tagged: landonorris

view all 13,293 comments

danielricciardo finally

landonorris finally? not like we've been rubbing it in everyone's faces and no one believed us

user41 he's so sick of it hahaha

user42 most sincere apologies to the happy couple for doubting them

user43 i can't believe they're actually dating

user44 IT'S REAL???

user45 y/n is lando mad at us

yourusername very much so but he'll get over it dont worry

landonorris not sure i will actually

user46 please forgive us lando

user47 WE'RE SORRY LANDO

liked by yourusername, landonorris, oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri and you guys got there in the end!

yourusername thanks for bullying us the whole time

landonorris btw i have loved you for so long and will continue to love you for even longer

THE END 🧡

[octuscle]

InstaMorph

InstaMorph was not actually supposed to be released in the AppStores. The beta test phase was not even close to being completed. But somehow the app had ended up in the stores. And even though it was an insider tip, an active user community quickly developed. Very few users were probably aware that what the app did was not just digital…

The way it worked was simple: people used Instagram as normal. But the comments were exclusively visible to Instamorph users. And the comments changed what you saw in the posts. Digitally. But also in the real world!

Steven and Ronald were not at all happy about being photographed by a magazine photographer on their way to the opera. Ronald's father, the two of them, was already thinking about calling him to file a lawsuit for violation of personal rights. By that time, the picture of the two of them had long been online with the caption “Young opera fans on their way to a glamorous premiere”. This sealed their fate.

The 2 of dem r quite kawaii, but they look liek they have a sticc up their ass

yea, a lil looser wud b dope.

the 2 of dem lacc the rite cocky attitude. The tuxedo is dope, but u have 2 fill it out

send deez 2 bacc 2 school! they need 2 mor yrs of lyfe experience. And they shud get it @ the gym

whomst the hell goes 2 an opera premiere? a movie premier wud b much cooler!

Steven and Ronald got dizzy. “Bro, do you also have the feeling that we've overdone it in training?” Steven asked his buddy. He gave him a friendly punch on the shoulder. “Dude, you know you look even better in a tuxedo when you've pumped up your chest and biceps!”

Somehow still far 2 clean!

wat kinda movie premier is dis supposed 2 b? looks totally lame

wdy think of the red carpet @ a boxing match?

lit idea! and deez 2 r such fighters!

lit muscles and dope tattoos. Tht wud b poggers!

Their tuxedos vanished into thin air. Their hairstyles screamed “boy from the slums”. School education? Manners? The two of them became full-on jocks from the boxing gym!

“That's it!” “Let the muscles play!” “Give me a killer smile!” “Come on, do a double bicep pose!” Steve and Ron knew the drill. The camera loved them. And they loved the camera. Sure, they needed to work well together. Their business as personal trainers and fitness influencers could only remain successful if they were not only present on their own channels. An appearance like this before a boxing match was important for their image. And that's why they walked the red carpet half naked at 10 degrees Celsius with nipples as hard as steel.

I find dem boring

u name it, interchangeable liek barbie's ken

what if they wer older?

damn, thats a lit idea! such lit muscle daddies

silver foxes made flesh

hey, muscle dilf! show meh ur magnificent cock!

Steve and Ron smiled at the photographers and struck a pose. Most of the youngsters could have been their sons. Although, if they were their sons, the first question would have been who the mother should have been. Shit, they'd never stuck their cocks in a wet cunt. They were both into concrete asses and steel hard cocks. And apart from that, they would have beaten the sissies to the gym on the edge of the red carpet as teenagers. Steve and Ron were icons in the fitness scene. The two had already made a fortune with fitness videos and nutritional supplements before the word 'influencer' had even been invented. The two were in high spirits at the opening of the 100th branch of their Boxing Gym chain. It was going to be a great party. And plenty of fresh meat begging to be fucked by them according to all the rules of the art. Such bodies in combination with so much experience in bed could only be offered by these two. And the boys stood in line at attention for that.

[laurixs]

reiner braun x fem! reader! nsfw

❗️smut, unprotected sex, almost passing out while fucking, fingering, p in v sex, reiner calls you doll! first time

“He’s back!” Gabi’s footsteps could’ve been heard far away.

He’s back. Reiner’s back. Your beloved is back.

Four long years imagining the worst finally came to an end as you wrapped your arms around his neck, enveloping Reiner in a long, warm hug. He had gotten so big in these years and so charming. However something was missing in his eyes, that little spark of a warrior he had when he left didn’t come back with him. After hugging everyone, his attention sticked to you, framing you up and down, with a smile on his face “Look at you, you’ve grown so much” Of course you did, you’ve become an adult now, your body has changed so much. Little did you know Reiner was already fantasizing about every position he would have you in, how tight your welcoming walls would be, the sweet sounds you would make, the stress he would be relieved of after being done with you and the babies he would give to you later on. It was no secret that you had a crush on Reiner since you were little, always following him everywhere and always helping him. Everyone was so welcoming to him, and after some time everyone left the living room due to their sleep schedule. Only you stayed, listening to Reiner’s adventures inside the walls, laughing and biting your lip… and flicking your eyes back and forth, eyes to lips, lips to eyes. Reiner wasn’t stupid, he could see the desire in your eyes and the way your thighs started squeezing. “Have you missed me?” He whispered getting closer to you. “Everyone missed you” “What about you?” He insisted getting closer and finally placing a hand above your knee. Your eyes immediately fell to his hand. “Reiner” you whispered while the air started to feel heavier. His eyes were sticked into yours still waiting for your response. “Of course I missed you” you finally let out. That was all Reiner needed, that was the green light he needed to continue as he ravished you into a passionate and deep kiss. Your first kiss with your favorite person. Breath in, breath out. His hands found your waist rapidly as he continued to deepen the kiss entering your mouth. You both stopped at the necessity to breathe as your chest heaves, gasping. “Let’s go in your bedroom” You whispered knowing what was about to happen, and you even prepared for it. But Reiner didn’t seem to move as his lips found yours again, this time it was more rushed as he pushed your head back on the couch and your hands found his shoulders for balance. You wanted it to be perfect, your first times, but sometimes it doesn’t go as planned: that doesn’t mean that the quality won’t be the same or better maybe. Your body was pressed together and you swear your could feel something, something poking at your lower body. Fuck. His hands found your boobs as he started leaving love kisses here and there all over your neck and you swear the pressure of the air was becoming heavier and heavier as your breaths got slower manifesting in small gasps and whimpers as your couldn’t even keep eye contact with the man in front of you, even though this is all you wanted. “Feel that?” He whispered in your ear as you nod at the loss of words. His fingers found your lower body still fully clothed as he started massaging your clit delicately. “Fuck, I don’t even need to prepare you, ‘s wet” And you could almost feel ashamed. “You’re beautiful.” It was way too overwhelming, he knew what he was doing while his gentle words came out of his mouth. Suddenly, your shorts are scarted somewhere in the couch leaving you only in panties. His fingers slipped through the fabric reaching your folds and you swear he grunted at tht moment as he searches your eyes, your face which was contorted in pleasure, eyes shut from the pleasure and brows furrowed. He could’ve cum just there in front of the sight. “Ready? I’m going to prepare you first doll” The gentle words couldn’t prepare you at his fingers entering you painfully slow and as soon as he lets you adjust the width and length, he starts pumping them at an inhumane speed making you see stars. “Ah, ngh! Reiner” Your hand found his wrist to make him go slower but you admit you were starting to like it.

His hand found his crotch palming it down, he swears he would cum as soon as his tip makes contact with your wet folds. “N-need you” you suddenly let out with a whimper following. “Need you deep in me..” And he couldn’t believe it, what a welcoming present he found back home. “You’re so beautiful for me baby, patience. I will make you feel so good I promise” He let out as he continued with his relentless peace. “R-reined i feel something coming!” You reunited all your breaths to put two words together, but Reiner knew you were about to cum, he knew from how you already tight pussy was tightening and pulsating in pleasure. “Yes love, cum on my fingers” But you couldn’t even hear him too lost on your pleasure and trying not to be loud. This was the moment you felt like you lost your senses, it was too much but you didn’t want to stop, you wanted to feel how was it, you wanted to pleasure yourself and Reiner. The next thing you know was Reiner pushing his cock past your folds oh, so slowly that you felt you were going to die. Your arms were so weak yet they found their way on top of his shoulders trying to ease the pain away. Everything after that was a blur, Reiner started to fasten his peace but still searching to be as gentle as he could. His whole body pressed against yours and everything was so sticky, so wet and warm. Hot. As the second wave of pleasure was hitting you again, your second climax. He swear he could’ve seen stars as your walls started tightening around his dick already so thick that your insides were being shaped. When you woke up you found Reiner on top of you beathing heavily, he had just came. You probably went too cockdrunk and couldn’t process any of what was happening anymore. Reiner got up pulling himself together after what happened as he kissed you again once, twice nd a third time. Little pecks all over your face. “My doll.” He said sweetly.

[dragonlands]

There's so much negativity around Izzy's death so I wanted to address some of the points I keep seeing thrown around.

"Izzy's death was pointless"

No, he just had his big speech about how basically they can kill him but they cannot kill the movement. That is a clear paraller to a lot of real life protestors of unjustice. He died protecting the community, he died so the community could go on.

"Izzy's death made his healing pointless"

No it didn't. Healing is always good, feeling happiness and belonging are ALWAYS worth it. We never know how long we've got, doesn't mean we gotta stop trying to be better or happier. His healing was still real. It still mattered.

"Izzy's character arc was left unfinished, it's bad writing"

Oh my god. If you open any writing guide about how to write impactful deaths, and the first thing that comes up is to leave some part of their arc unfinished. And his arc did go through quite a beautiful line, sure there could've been more but his story didn't end like, mid arc. As a writer, of course you want to make the audience sad when a character dies. It's good storytelling. Good stories are supposed to make us feel.

"Izzy died on the arms of his abuser"

Where the hell did this idea come from? Ed and Izzy have been in a toxic codependent relationship way before this show started. You could argue that Izzy was Ed's abuser, but that is not the argument I want to make here. Yes, we saw Ed driven to madness shoot Izzy on screen, but we know Izzy's the one that forced him to be Blackbeart when he didn't want it anymore. There's turmoil all around them. But the final moment is them finally meeting as people, not as components of Blackbeard.

"Izzy's death was unnecessarily awful"

His death was sad, yes, but it was quite beautiful as far as deaths go. He was surrounded by family who cared for him. He was loved, and accepted as he is. He knew his legacy will be carried on.

"They killed off the only character that showed us healing is never too late"

Did we watch the same show? That begins with then unhappy 40+ year old Stede deciding it's finally time to reach for his dreams? Where we see Blackbeard slowly gaining back his humanity? Where Black Pete starts off as toxically masculine dude but ends up in a soft gay marriage? Where most of the crew wanted to mutiny but then they realized being soft is good, actually. Jim's whole purpose in life being revenge but them learning to let that go and instead concentrate on love and fun and family. And so on. Izzy's arc is beautiful, but he's not the only person healing who thought it was too late already.

"Izzy's death was bury your gays trope"

No, what, no. In a pirate show where everyobody is queer some queer people will die. Bury your gays is about only having one or few queer characters and killing them off while the straights get their happily ever afters. This is so far from that.

Also, I want people to be aware of the phenomenon, where creators of diverse shows are subjected to more critism than those of non diverse shows. If this intrests you, Sarah Z on Youtube made a great video on it called Double standards and diverse media. Our flag means death has given us so much, queer love story with a happily ever after, finding community, nonbinary character. And the creators have always been so kind to fans, so let's show them tht kindness back. Because critizicing this one aspect can easily turn to seeming like the whole story is just unwanted. That stories like Ed and Stede's aren't worth telling. And I'm so aftraid that will happen, when just now for the first time in years we are finally getting queer stories.

Also, I understand people are sad. I am sad too - Izzy was an amazing character and his death was sad but that's just. Good writing. You can grieve, but trying to turn it into a moral or dramaturgy issue is just not a good look. And attacking the creators of this wonderful show is just horrible.

Remember - this fandom is a safe space ship 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

[specific-dreamer]

i love rewatching slimes bc i notice new things everytime

yk that little break in ggah at the beginning right after dally says “we ain’t got money but we got something to prove” ? steve does a lil dancey dance and they all yell steve :(

“some of us are smooth like james dean / some of cold and a little more mean” darry’s obvi the james dean type of greaser. i wont go into depth rn but when he tell pony he’d crash and burn if he wanted to be james dean i dont think he was tryna be mean or discouraging. the thing abt ponyboy is tht he feels too much, he wouldn’t be able to keep his cool and play his cards right. ugh ill circle back to this later i got so many thghts

pony’s got a bright ass fucking flashlight. that’s not important but there’s no way soda falls asleep when pony’s using it 😭

bob is all over cherry in fatd. emotional drunk bob you are canonical to me and me only

“far away from tulsa where people can be people and no body puts you down” poor baby really is in his own world. he is in the bible belt in the 1960s and he believes it’s only tulsa where ppl puts you down 😭😭 like no wonder darry’s so protective of him

omg i never noticed cherry and paul were talking to the cop during rrb

idk which soc it was but one of them bastards tried to take bobs jacket from cherry and now i got beef with him

“do i look like julie andrews” that’s been on his mind for a minute poor baby 😭

then when johnny says he looks like burt lancaster and pony looks offended, johnny also looks offended. like the look on his face reads “alright damn my b” i love them sm ur honor

someone please tell me if i’m tweakin, is pony fighting bob in the rumble. i’m abt to lose it oml

“you gotta go back to school and graduate it’s two more years” ponyboy’s in 10th grade :(

“you’re gonna be the first curtis boy to go to college” you tryna tell me darry dropped out of high school :( im about to pull a dallas winston hold on

“and we love you” sodas was lookin at ponyboy until darry said that. then he look at darry in surprise. i hate it here sm have i mentioned that

bob is also looking down on everyone during finale (tulsa ‘67) and all the socs looks towards him when pony sings “to the hopeless boy with the reckless grin

and with that gn everybody i’m going to bed before i cry over bob again

[kichikichiko]

Bento box of love

A/N: Hi everyone! I was cooking yesterday and I thought of this idea for 3 characters teehee

I love writing headcanons now istg

Scaramouche, venti and Itto (seperate) x fem!reader

Reader cooks, being his wife (scara), being his gf (Venti and Itto), modern AU, fluff, headcanon, proofread I think 😃

♡♡♡♡

SCARAMOUCHE ▪︎ the balladeer

(For background you both kept your marriage a secret when at work because he doesn't wanna deal with people yelling and shouting at him all stunned and confused abt him having a wife)

You started bringing him food from home as you found out that he has been consuming an unhealthy amount of convenience store food

You scolded him at first then the next morning he was met with the sweet aroma of chicken katsu and curry layed out in a bento box on the dining table

He thought it was for you and you worked as well

But got confused when he saw you coming out of the kitchen still in pyjamas and not your formal attire

"Who's this for?" He pointed at the bento while looking confused

"For you silly" you replied "I wasn't kidding when I said I'd start making you bentos" you added before disappearing to the kitchen again.

He was stunned and lost for words but he brought the bento anyways

When it was lunch time in his office, his coworkers came up to him and asked if he wanted to buy some food down by the convenience store as they always did

Scara declined the offer and took out the bento you prepared for him

He got looks from his coworkers "holy shit you brought a bento from home??"

"Damn lets see what you got open it open it!"

Out of all the people in the office, he was the last person they'd expect to bring a bento from home

Scara opened it and revealed the neatly arranged chicken katsu curry.

The sweet aroma of curry made his coworkers drool

"Wow Scara this looks amazing! Who made this for you?" "Your mom?" The other asked

Scara smiled slightly while still looking at the bento "my wife"

From then on he demanded* (begged) you to make him more bentos and make them as creative as possible

They make his day at work more bearable <33

VENTI ▪︎ windborne bard

He usually ate out with his fellow singers and barely ate at home unless it was breakfast

Which means he was spending loads of money

Not to mention he liked to drink so it was double the money spent

You yelled at him for spending more money than he needs

One day when he was about to leave to his agency you catched him before he opened the door and gave him a wrapped bento box

Kissing him on the cheek while handing it to him you said "for lunch today, have fun at work! Say hi to the rest for me love"

He didnt mind, both you making him a bento as well as giving him a kiss on the cheek

When lunch time came around he indirectly kept on mentioning how his lovely girlfriend made lunch for him and how much he loves his beautiful girlfriend

"Oh how much I miss my lovely windblume, good think she made me a bento box for me to remember her" he loves u so much if u cant tell

Kazuha as well as Aether just nodded and congratulated him

Xiao was annoyed

And Heizou rolled his eyes

He ate the bento while smiling the whole time

Giggling and blushing as well.

Suddenly he started spending less money on food from outside and started appreciatinf your food more

You were happy he enjoyed your cooking

But more happy tht he isnt spending money on food from outside💀

ITTO ▪︎ hanamizaka heroics

Itto doesnt have money, and he doesn't cook. He usually depends on his gang to bring food for him when they meet up or ask Shinobu, but when they forgot or simply didn't come to the meeting, he was left starving for the whole day

He couldn't ask granny oni as well as she lived far away from the city

And even if she did, he'd feel bad about it

When you started dating him, and found out about how he kept skipping meals you decided to surprise him by whipping up a bento for him

He liked food with meat and lavender melon so you tried your best to incorperate those 2 together

He watched you as you made his bento early in the morning

Peaking from over your head (tall oni) from time to time watching in awe

Practcially gets giddy when youre finally finished and held the bento box like it was the most precious thing on earth

Brags about it to his fellow gang members

"Oh my beautiful gorgeous stunning amazing jaw dropping awesome GIRLFRIEND made me a BENTO BOX for lunch today, she made me a delicious BENTO BOX-" SMACK! Was the sound that came about when Shinobu slapped his head

The gang was hapoy for him though, as they felt guilty when they werent able to feed him

They felt at ease knowing he finally had someone feeding him

That loud ass oni practically ran around the city carrying his bento box yelling chants and praises at you and how much he loves you

When you found out what he did from the rest of the gang you gave him an earful

But flattered that he went to the public to chant his appreciation for his gf <33

♡♡♡♡

[sleepingdeath-light]

yandere s/o hcs ; clotted cream cookie

requested by ; anonymous (30/07/22)

fandom(s) ; cookie run

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character(s) ; clotted cream cookie

outline ; “oh my god someone tht writes yan reader 🙏BLESS🙏

may i request hcs for clotted cream cookie x yan!reader that has a similair position/reputation as him in the creme republic?

by the way, i love youre writing! keep up the good work ^_^”

warning(s) ; yandere reader, obsessive behaviour, stalking, referenced plans to murder, referenced plans to kidnap

you first met clotted cream cookie when you were welcomed into service under the council of elders, with him accepting you into the group with a warm smile and open arms (and plenty of advice, of course, from someone who you’d be working alongside for the rest of your career)

he was so charming, so naturally charismatic and personable, that you couldn’t help but hang off of his every word — completely enraptured by whatever he was saying (however mundane it truly was as he made everything sound so fantastical) and enamoured by his voice to the extent that you spent the better part of the after party clinging to his side and trying to keep the conversation going

hell, you barely even spoke to your new employers beyond the standard ‘thank you’s and ‘it’s an honour’s — far too caught up in your new colleague to care about anything else, and he was too caught up in the ego boost you provided to even consider dismissing you

that was when the obsession began — the need to have all of his attention on you, to be the focus of his day, to have the rest of the world drowned out by his wonderful voice and his charming demeanour (and oh his smile, you could speak of it for hours)

but you knew you couldn’t reasonably spend all day in his office with him or following him around like a lost cake-hound (not without losing your job, and thus him, in the process) — so you instead placated yourself by memorising his schedule off by heart and ensuring that you’d run into him ‘by accident’ at least twice a day at work

and that was enough, for a while at least

then you started wanting more

you started following him outside of work, staying just out of view and blending expertly into the busy streets of the republic so that neither he nor his bodyguard would spot you — a voyeur to his daily routines that he didn’t even know was around

you created a scrapbook dedicated to him — several, in fact — and kept detailed notes, pictures and samples of his favourite things (pictures and names of his favourite foods, the contact details and schedules of his favourite restaurants, spare threads from his clothes and fallen hairs from his head, etc.)

you even kept note of everything you heard him say and memorised the intricacies of his schedule — keeping track of every change and altering your own routines and interests to best match his own

you’d even followed him home a few times, but you never got too close as you feared getting caught by financier cookie (who, whilst undoubtedly and admirably loyal and kind when you’d spoken to her at work, was dedicated to protecting clotted cream cookie and someone who you had no chance of beating in battle)

and over time you started to put that new information to good use — visiting the markets and stores he frequented for months (establishing a presence that nobody would question) before finally showing up when you knew he’d be there just to have an excuse to talk, bringing too much of his favourite fruits into work and offering some as you simply ‘couldn’t eat all of it’ just to have an excuse to visit his office, sneaking references of his favourite books into passing conversations with others when he’s nearby to plant the idea of common interest in his mind for the next time you speak, even altering your appearance ever so slightly to start wearing items of clothing in styles you knew he loved (searching for hours in second hand shops just to avoid suspicion)

you became the perfect person for him and it all paid off once he started to approach you for conversation — seeking you out at the market and at work and being noticeably disappointed when you were absent, turning down advances from men and women who he’d have happily entertained only a few weeks prior, faltering whenever a colleague (who’s name you didn’t care to remember because they weren’t clotted cream cookie) mentioned interest in you

it was all going according to plan — he was going to be yours and yours alone

well, he had been yours for a long time, he just didn’t know it then — so you’d forgive him for being a bit unfaithful in the beginning

after all, he’d accepted you without you even needing to go through with your plan b, which you hadn’t really wanted to do in the first place as it would be a lot of hassle — killing financier would be quite the task in and of itself given her strength, but to have a high ranking official go missing at the same time would have been a nightmare to handle (even if the wealth and resources provided by your position in the republic would have made it at least mostly possible)

but it’s best not to dwell on the ‘what if’s and instead you chose to focus on the bright future ahead of you and your husband to be (oh you’d have to bite your tongue on that once he finally asks you out, don’t want to frighten him away after all the effort you’d put in)

[gor3-hound]

back in the kitchen just for u bbg im talkin pink apron (hello kitty edition) AND rolled up sleeves to cook for u HI!!okso… we all know there’s older neighbor leon x reader… but what if there was neighbor leon x older reader.. thinking re2 leon in this case! u just moved in next door to the Kennedys in the suburbs for a quieter setting. a man ur age greeted u; leon’s dad! his dad was nice, invited u over for dinner<3 he’s divorced, has a son. u figured said son was at his mom’s house. a toddler maybe! but once u got to his doorstep, u def weren’t expecting a college student to open the door!! he introduces himself as Leon.

He's a lil shy. he’s sweet, & not a douche like all the college kids u’ve seen so far. maybe if u were younger, u would see urself dating him, but ur at least in ur 40s and leons in his early 20s!!!.. that doesn’t stop leon from wanting you tho :3 ….took just 1 day for him to get attached. now he’s always asking his dad abt u, trying to get him to invite u over 24/7. his dad thinks leon sees u as the mom he’s never had! which is only partially true !!! over time, leons been watching u change, watching u bend over when ur taking care of ur backyard all sweaty from the heat.

he’s watched u finger urself, & has jerked himself off whilst observing just to feel closer to u<3 oh & that 1 time u fucked his dad after having too much to drink? yeah he was watching tht too, taking a video from the crack of the door for himself later!<33 even called u mommy one time as a “slip up” in front of u & his dad. leon’s so jealous of his dad. he gets to do so much to/with u, while u just pat Leon on the head and call him a ‘good kid’?? he’s 21!! dont u think he deserves some action too </3? fucks his fist so roughly while crying & cussing, sobbing bc it feels so good & bc ur breaking his poor heart. cussing u & his dad out for being so damn close! writes wet dreams abt u & the stuff he’s seen in disturbing detail in a journal, & uses it as material when touching himself. doesn’t need porn when he has his neighbor<3

this whole dynamic is just pure filth i fear; he needs some1 to take care of him…

-🍼

OMG HIIII I MISSED YOUUUU <3

i loveeee when re2r leon is a creep ugh. i can only imagine just thinking about it and that one little video wouldn't be enough and it wouldn't be long before he's trying to sneak glances into his neighbours house through the window or sneaking in to steal some panties and maybe even hide some cameras :3 all cause he loves her sooo much. he wouldn't be afraid to dig through your stuff either to find out what you like so he can win you over

[kamiversee]

oh em gee this whole fic has such a grasp on me??? i literally read this in one go and i have never felt more emotions in one sitting. AND HELLO? GOJO? CHOSO? who do i pick fr😝 but trust me its only because of how you write gojo because if this was a real life situation, i’m sending him to a fucking psychologist.

Anywho, I love how beautifully written your writing is to the point where it feels like I’m watching a MOVIE. I never want this fic to end and it’s definitely one of my favorites so far! Now, to talking about gojo and choso😈

I genuinely am so torn between the two. I know Gojo is straight up an obsessive manipulative weirdo who people try so hard to defend even though what he’s doing is so wrong?? and im not even gonna lie, sometimes i want to agree with them bc cmon..its my blue eyed princess :( and can you blame us when the way you write him is so core throbbing?? But regardless, I guess I have some sort of self respect to realize he’s very much CRAZY. But I still really want there to be a happy ending where he’s involved. I just really can’t help feeling like I need to defend gojo and his actions but i wont because yeah he’s terrribleeee😭 part of me still wants gojo=endgame though!

BUTTTTT, that does not mean we have to drag my beautiful husband choso down with us ?? Cmon now you guys, yes the tattoo was a little off and the apartment thing was a lill sus but choso still offered to get the tattoo removed AND there could be a reasonable explanation as to how he got back inside mc’s apartment. You gojo girlies just want to defend gojo so bad that you think flaming on my silly little guy choso will help with proving your delusions🙄.

AND WOOOW THIS RECENT CHAPTER?? Gojo almost made me feel bad for him..until he thought about blackmailing us again?? Like sir. And then that little moment with lord core throbber sukuna?? That was so very wholesome. Talking about wholesome, choso is just such a sweet boy isnt he?☹️ I am a choso defender for life, especially after how he talks to the reader. Also, I don’t really know what to make of Yuki and Choso..like i get what reader must be feeling but wasn’t she just kissing gojo like a second ago? But i can see where she’s coming from especially after having to put her feelings for gojo aside just so she can finally be with Choso and then she finds out that he’s hanging around with a girl he used to fuck around with? It’s all very very interesting indeed. AND KAMI. THE CLIFFHANGER?😓 I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IM GOING INSANEEE.

Anyways, enough of my rant❤️ and can i claim “🐼” anon?

-🐼

Oh how I eat these long messages UPPPPP😩

1. TYSM IM GLAD U ENJOYED !!

2. I love that this felt like a movie for you, I personally ADORE movies & entertainment so it rlly strikes my heart nicely that I was able to give you tht feel through my silly lil fic <3

3. Gojo girlies are insane, there’s absolutely no saving or getting through to them.

And 4. The parallels babes, the parallels. Just as Gojo is to the reader, the reader is to Choso (to some extent)

& OFC U CAN CLAIM THT ANON ITS SO CUTE >.<

[redraven393]

Catching up with Philza QSM Vod

July 22

hai phil-Early birbs lets go

You do have so many shits laying around

AUSIE AUSIE OIOIOI

Tallulah Darling hi :D its SO early for u-CHAYANNE HONEY YU AWAKE! - KIDDO buddy You give us ALL a HEARTATTCAK

Yeah scold him Phil >:(- PFFT Tallulah! -  CHAYANNE PLS SHE HAVENT SLEPT

ETOILES WOULD BE PUT IN PRISON

Safety first :D- no joint room

Well the kid literally have been sleeping a lot Lullah what do you expected?

PFTT 3 HOURS? CHAYANNE BUDDY PLS REST

Pretty – LMAO PHIL PLS THE 4th WALL PHIL

Yeah the room is not orange enough- Gordon ramsay tangent-

OMG TALLULAH SWEETY WHY DIDN’T YOU HAVE ANY FOOD?!- AVACADO toast FOR THE WIN!- CHAYANNE you too!

Food Check- DÉCOR time – Judging ur vibe-

Oh no u stuck- YAY FREDOM – IKEA LETS GOO

Lol the kids- all pumpkins- YAH STEAL THE RICH

Oh what about forever?- DID YA WIN SON??- AWWW noo

Woah that’s far- that is such a unique pattern- jumping blok-

Where is she?- PlANT TIME- WOAHH COOL- hey Tallulah

Oh ? good news first- white puffball U can eat them??

Yeah so Storage rooms

Grappling time- HERE WE GO

Yeah must be Dappers doing- Dapper is so crazy- HOLLY SHIT DAPPER U ARE CRAZY- ITS IN ALPHEBITICAL ORDER?!- It’s the Tesseract

Lol yeah you guys spend way to much time marveling dapper’s farm

Lolwas that enough?- fastest adventure we had- yeah don’t wory Lullah ur safe now

YEAH DÉCOR TIME AGAIN- yeah this looks good

Oh hey Tubbo

Oh?- Spanish music?- dance time cant hear the song thou

If you don’t know about love FUQ OFF lol- opp TOXIC- good guy behavior?

Lol yeah put all of it

CHAYANNNE- we did all that huh

Oh wait? They have titles??- YEAH CHAT GET YOUR TOAST

That is so cool- oh yeah you did that

AWW So CUTE

Yeah it look so good

AW YEAH WILL’S LETTERS

Phil’s pls he was assassinated by a baby

PFFT PHIL PLS NOT THAT ONE

A picture for the whole fam

Ahh a trip down the memory lane

Ah yes his favorite pic

Lol he got a pc-yeah not a good idea to put it next to the fire-well a kid got to have his fun

AWW THAT IS SO CUTE :D

AGUSTIN

Lol “no. MINE”

New song- yeah2 vod watchers cant hear anything lol- SPYxFAMILY??-OHH COMEDY that one

Yeah that is sweet

LET HIM COOK

Yeah it is pretty

LMAO Phil pls-PERMITED LETS GO

Phil pls

YEAH LETS GO to the TOP

Wicked lets go

Oh? A shulker box? Eyyo?

Lol bird brain go brr

:)

“Probably trash “he said LIES

PFFT LMAO he did it the son of a ditch

Lol its all fun Chayanne don worry- phil pls

STAR GAZING LETS GO

To the uppies place-safe and sound

Heloo-it DOES LOOK like a nest – birdza strikes again-The crows nest :D

AWW :D- so cute- an ECLIPSE- CUTE-

YEAH BED TIME STORY – OHH a SUPERNOVA

Oh the Beetlejuice :D- Yeah INFO DUMP

YEAH that is Cool

Gotta pay that bill

Yeah he did do that- Chayanne pls buddy

Yeah well they have reasons to be paranoid Tallulah, years of experience ca do that

:( PHILZA – YES WE DID SO PLS STAY SAFE

:’)

AWW KIDS WE LOVE YOU TOO – what happened with the squid?- aww buddy

Ah shit, imma cry – music paid actor

Goofy picture

Oh? – AWW KIDDO :’D

UGH MY HEART – AWW BUDY – PFT Tallulah sweety

AWW YOU TWO

Holly Lullah u have plenty

YEAH BED TIME

Opp ur stuck - oh okay good

Old chair

Etoiles have high standards- lmao- ??? holy – opp she voided

Question time- iron? Oh its not/j- pfft

Opp welcome back!- pfft

Yeah lets goo- oh so the Fed didn’t kidnaped you?

Yeah go get rest kiddos- oh that’s okay Tallulah

a hotel brunt down?-

?

who

OH FUCK OFF YOU BINARY BASTARDS

STOP TAKING PHOTOS U SHIT

WALTERBOB?!

FUCK OFF

STAY AWAY FROM CHAYANNE YOU SON OF DITCH

YEAH GO OFF PHIL- YEAH AND STAY THE FUK AWAY YA SHIT

Yeh he did- scuff encounter- YEAH NO MERCY- NOT IF HE WAS THE BINARY BASTARD

Vote for Walter

Pfft ever the humble Tallulah- okay stop fighting

Yeh MUSIC BOX

STAY SAFE KIDDOS

GOODNIGHT TALLULAH CHAYANNE

a fresh BRUISED Lettuce

BYE KIDS

Yeah those guys are creeps

?? oH YEaH IT DID- Failed egg? I mean why did the FEDs even made the EGGS

Chat?- PFT THT IS TOO BIG

YEY BYE PHIL

[fandom-101]

I feel like they're gonna focus on the Gabe stuff in the next ep. more bc they ran from the cops in this ep. so like, I'm really hoping we'll get some clips of Gabe being interviewed in the next one lol, talking about how they're criminals.

Also the grover stuff: I love how they've written him soo much, really leaning into the being 24 but like, can he eat some tin cans and enchildadas or something?

I really hope so, nonnie. Cuz we only know Gabe's dynamic with Percy from Percy's monologue most of the time (how they had a guy secret about providing funds, and how Percy would rather go to military school or live on the streets than go back to gabe after losing Sally) and so far from the show, all we know is tht Percy is annoyed with Gabe more than anything...and i think these news interviews can shed some light for the audience (plus it will show how hard the demigod life is aside from the mystical side. Tht even tho they have the mist, its still not tht easy)

And yes! Tin can or munching paper or anything...its like they completed got rid of all the things tht make him a satyr so i hope they can course correct (cuz the more they wait the more it will feel out place and a retcon once if they do add it later)

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙i want what's in front of me | LH44˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lewis hamilton x (vegan) chef y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: slight sexual innuendo & just fluff plus mentions of veganism yey we love our vegan legends y/n & lewis

summary: in which the new mercedes team chef cooks her way into ne driver's heart

a/n: i said i wouldn't write for lewis coz he's too intimidating but my friend mentioned this plot idea & i was sold Sorry it's kind of short but yh just a cute lil idea i threw together :)

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[somescenecatholic]

ALL TUMBLR PPL PLEASE REPOST THIS ANYWHERE U CAN! THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE PROTESTS ABT THIS BC IT'S PRIDE! This can't go on for any longer. TW: p0l1c3, h0m0ph0b14, tr4nsph0b14

Qween Jean, a Black and Trans community leader was arrested at a PEACEFUL march for Trans Liberation on May 31st, 2023. AS SOON AS THEY GOT THERE there was lots of police and they arrested Qween Jean. I'm not sure if she's out yet as I can't find info on tht. On instagram it says to bail support at 7th precinct 191/2 Pitt St, New York, NY, 10002

This can't keep happening, there needs to be nationwide peaceful protests abt this!! Demonstrations need to be everywhere!!!! IT HAS BEEN 53 YEARS SINCE THE FIRST PRIDE PROTEST! I say protest bc PRIDE STARTED AS A PROTEST! It can ONLY be a parade when we truly get our rights. We can't celebrate until we see our victory. Like, our victory is in the bag bc good ALWAYS wins but we need to take ACTION!

ALSO, ANOTHER THING! NOTE HOW WHEN THE NYPD GOT KICKED OUTTA PRIDE, THEY STARTED ARRESTING AND STUFF! If they actually cared they would let this go on. They would actually do smth and hold their own protests for police brutality and etc to stop. Ik there are good police out there who are actually helping out the communities but lets be honest, the system is screwed up. There is far too much corruption. You KNOW it's bad when even little kids are scared of the police! No, not bc they may look intimidating. But because they are literally scared for their life. Same thing with guns. I was walking home from the bus stop when I was in like 6th or 7th (i forgot) and I thought I saw a gun in someone's car tht was parked in front of me and I was scared to the bone. Thankfully it wasn't a gun, it was smth else.

Anyways I'm getting kinda off topic. But yk what I mean right? (if u got any questions, do ask, my dm's and comments are always open! ^w^)

I'm just so sick tht the stuff tht should be in HISTORY BOOKS is happening right in front of my eyes. Like there have been sm protests and stuff against this for FAR, FAR longer than I have been alive!!! (Ik im only 16 but still this is a srs outrage)

It srsly sucks that this is the world I gotta grow up in.

SO THAT'S WHY WE GOTTA CHANGE IT!

Any action u do can help the world change fod the better. Never miss an opportunity to do good! (big or "small")

SOOO! If u can, go to a local protest! Try to put ur community first, yk? Also, reblog this post and spread awareness about these kinda issues. I'd love to go to a protest buttt I do not have supportive parents and I don't have a car. ALSO, remember tht every act of kindness counts. And dont just keep it to ur friends. Support good local businesses, give compliments to everyone u meet, cheer ppl up, listen to others, donate to GOOD, TRUSTWORTHY charities, do NOT give canned food to food banks bc they need actual food, so give them money, and give homeless ppl money too yk? Ppl are like "WHAT IF THEY SPEND IT ON DRUGS AND STUFF?" Well ofc yea tht's a possibility but who says they won't spend it on what they need? Yk? Basically be a good person, support queer ppl and poc ppl, etc. The world needs sm more kindness. People say "HAH friendship, love, and kindness is such a simple concept tht's not needed". The fact tht it's simple says everything. If we had more of tht, all these issues would cease to exist.

Also, another thing:

PROTEST SAFETY RULES!!

Take water and stay hydrated! If someone doesn't have water and u have some to spare, waterfall it.

Keep face masks and switch your phone to airplane mode. This is a surveillance country. They know how to find you. And if u take pics, make sure tht ur location is extremely hard to pinpoint.

If a police officer arrests u, know ur miranda rights and STAY SILENT AND BE CALM! They will use what they can to take it against u. You have to think a stairway ahead of them. They can't say anything if u don't say anything! And justice will be served so dw, God's with you. Also, yes u can say ur manners like thank you and excuse me.

Again, please repost this everywhere u can.

Remember,God loves u ALL, no ifs ands or buts. ACAB and love is love. Trans rights are HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!!

You matter and the right to speak and protest is a human right. This is our world and we have the power to change it!

(also please tell me if I got anything wrong in this post)