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[submissiveness]

[lemongogo]

sooooo❤️ ive been misreading chapter 41 thsi ENTIRE TIMEE thinking that was knives and not vash

[apollotronica]

th thing is w typing by letter w mbti it just straight up doesnt make sense . not to be the Well I think It Depends guy but it truly does depend and typinf by letter doesnt rlly give u room for tht ... an i have beef w th usage of introvert/extrovert in general tbh cuz th definition i learned ws "gains energy alone/gains energy around others" which is just straight up stupid imo, unfortunately for some of us humans r a social species ... i think people prefer to have small groups or maybe one close person but nobody likes to be truly alone . i think everyone needs connections even if socializing isnt their best skill an considering its so important not to self isolate doing it a lil stupid is better than not at all, an self-proclaimed "introverts" love romanticizinf complete social isolation i think, at least thats the feeling i get from introverts who talk about it alot . Maybe this is just a me thing tho .

[reversecreek]

— 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠… 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭! 🐇🍎

a o i f e c r a i n .

welcome to marina, AOIFE CRAIN ( woman, she/her ) ! they are a TWENTY SIX year old MEDIUM who resides in PROSPECT HILL. They work as an APPLE JAM MAKER / GRIEF COMMUNE BETWEEN THE DEAD AND THEIR GRIEVING LIVING and are said to look a lot like HAVANA ROSE LIU. People around the island find them to be +GOOFY and +COMPASSIONATE, but also -FLUSTERED and -GUARDED. what do you think?

hiieieieiieeeeeeee it'sa me nai'uigi! (THEE gay mario brother ik a bottom when i see one). so anyway. i figured i'd start off w literally jsut aoife n take it as i go bc i was too ambitious last time n i think i work better w a narrower focus. so ya. without further ado! 🤸 pinty pin pin here!

aoife's mama, siblings n nainai (not me cloned bt the chinese word for grandma which i jst found out n am obsessed w) impulsively migrated to a little rural farmland village in ireland after some unfortunate business w their sperm source (branding him this bc he doesn't deserve to b called a father frankly) n aoife's mama eventually fell madly in love w Some Guy n out popped aoife

(addiction mention/ drugs implied) it ws Naught a happy union n they sadly both struggled w addiction since getting together rly. he kind of was a bad influence on aoife's mum from the start n got her into tht scene. bt like when aoife was tottering around her mum wanted to clear up her act for her sake bc she ws the centre of her whole world bt her dad didn't rly follow suit n as a result things were Not Good n quite the rollercoaster when aoife was little

they were kind of struggling in ireland as it was anyway bc their village was a rather traditional one n income was sparse bc of local prejudices n when things reached a boiling point w aoife's father her grandma stepped in to her mum n was like girl we're outta here.

aoife's two aunties migrated w them to this absolutely ramshackle old creaky farmhouse in prospect hill bc the girlies stick together that they bought fr a pittance bc it was kind of falling apart n all of the big apple trees surrounding it were semi rotten bt they all agreed it ws their fresh start. she has no contact w her father whatsoever to this day bt it's cool <3 they started making apple jam out of the rotten apples bc the bruised fruit makes the sweetest jam n this is kind of symbolic of aoife's positive mindset in life.

aoife's mama remarried a vry sweet introspective repairer of watches who ws strangely also irish n he surprisingly fit right in w the sisterhood they'd created

ANYWAY that's for family bg. as far as abilities go aoife's grandma has always had contact w the other side. it's strange too bc when they were fleeing ireland their grandma jst randomly had this pull towards marina as The Place To Go n it's almost like she cld sense the spn forces there within her. aoife's always had a very visceral attachment to her surroundings growing up bc like she'll. befriend different ghosts in different places n settings r like richly embroidered tapestries she can't help etching her fingers along to appreciate their craftsmanship. aoife believes people n their stories make the world go round <3

being a medium she hs a little oracle business of sorts in a side room of their big farmhouse n has a few sweet regulars who she regularly helps communicate w their passed loved ones. she's a bit too sweet tho n sometimes jst won't charge them bc she feels too mean charging to help them w their grief n some of them r hard for money so she doesn't feel it's right even tho it's like girl u need the income.... bt it's fine.

her grandma is vry powerful bt very controlled whereas aoife gets a bit too attached n is probably more at risk for possessions n such bc she's kind of easily manipulated if she feels for the tall tales a ghost is spinning. speaking of which there's a ghost tht kind of has a crush on her tht lingers in the farmhouse frm time to time n "accidentally" knocks a book off the shelf whenever it sniffs someone hving a crush on her in the air. aoife's like sheldon ur so silly not again!!!!

she's vry goofy. does big ungraceful giddy toothy witch cackles like bunny kicking her feet n everything then gets shy n bashful right after. loves fantasy, intricately engraved swords n the idea of having a pet baby dragon who's always sneezing n accidentally singeing the ends of her hair (bt she'd nvr get mad at them bc it's just so cute). she's constantly embroidering items or crafting a strange little something out of scrap material she finds n regularly has clumsily pinpricked fingers as a result. sometimes she collects twigs to help build birds nests bc she's like they're so little they must be so tired doing it all by themselves!!!!!

hs a HUGE albino rabbit named bo tht seems strangely immortal bt noone ever questions it. carries him around in her arms like a beloved handbag, close confidant n surrogate father all in one. he acts all sweet n soft w aoife then when her backs turned is the antichrist to anyone tht gets near her. it's true love <3

she's vry friendly n open bt romantically she's quite a closed book bc she's never rly witnessed a good demonstration of it.

hs long rambunctious flowing curly ginge hair like ophelia drowning in a pond n wears 4958724975942 rings n vry floaty kimonos n crochet skirts n long lacy skirts n dresses. oh n whenever she sneakily bites into one of their best apples she leaves a little indent frm her gap tooth.

oh also plays the harp n piano so that's kind of fresh n fun

ummmmmmm i think that's it basically so. bye.

[ebonytails]

HI i hope you know we followed y'all cuz we thought you guys' art was super duper cool (IT IS) , but ALSO because we're currently overloaded with introjects from media based from Sonic The Hedgehog and. we thought you guys were big sonic fans. because your url is the name of two STH characters put together (Ebony from Sonic The Comic and Tails from the main games) ... we are still sticking around because we do really like your art (it makes us warm and fuzzy!!! /pos) but the tale is entirely Too funny to leave unsaid <3 we got way too excited LMAOOO /notneg Have a wonderful new year, from our collective to yours ! - Nicky , from the Lily OaSys

GEVSHSV thts the BST ntrprt8ion ivr hrd of our url in a LNG TME!! its so wholesome, i lov endng the yr w thise inform8ion!!

HNSTLY it feels lke the Sonic frnchse follows us wherevr we go. Ik Thise dsnt snd prtclrly intrstng, B ITS RLLY fnny 2 me n weird??? !!

JEJSJ we r a voic actr, so we ofc voic in projcts! uslly we voic in MLP stuff, b the SONIC frnchise hs been fndng its wy in2 our projcts SOMHW lke, a lt, and weve never even playd the sonic frnchise! i kno nthng abt it besides Tangle’s stry, + the livw fandub by snapcube KSJSK

isnt tht weird?? n i say yes 2 thm JSNJS hw we fnd theenprojcts is ppl fnd us n recmmnd us 2 othr dirctrs

the 1st 1 we’ve ever been in ws Quest For Garmony by CrissCross. We were voicing Twilight, n it ws 4 the videogme n audio drma, b we lft bc it wsnt goin anywhere 4 a looong tme. they fnd anyhr Twilught tho! n shes wrth wtchng if ur intrstd ^_^

We also got casted as Tangle in an upcoming comic dub of Tangle N Whisper? The dirctr of tht 1 castd us not bc we auditiond ncssrly, b bc he liked our natural voic 4 Tangle!! so nw whn ppl ask us who our fave sonic chrctr is, we r buasd 2 Tangle lol,,,

we then got castd recntly as Carol for a 7 Episode Freedom Fighters episode by MartanisIV! the Episode 2 we voics shld b comng out in New Year :^) or arnd tht

so NW,, evn if we dnt kno a lt abt Sonic, its RLY rlly entrtnng 2 me tht u thght of Sonic whle seeing our url!! coincidencs agn!!

The only art we evr mde tht ws Sonic rel8d ws concpt art 4 Quest For Harmony whn we usd 2 b in the developmnt sde of thngs. ill attch the inge here whn i fnd it in the ftre :^)

anywy thts my long stry, i hope u have a good new yr!!!

[the-firebird69]

"He's Never Out of Costume" - Universal Studios Simpsons Creepypasta

trump was bart and no it was dan. nad trum the ohte homer. no same one.  and was roling in the grass.  ok there were two. tommy f and the second one and he said it was there iwth homer.  and ws spooked. but tommy f played homer nd kept the suit was fired for fondling people.  our son wants to still play duffman and he hs been there.  at universal.

and bja should not sy no and a trp fro tommy f.  trump too for revenge and dan. and ok.  

but he syss will be big like them taller and lagre and can do a funky makup the guys said it. have characters.  and are on the intercom but like the fbi and they speak to him too loud then cant her so dfuffman says come ove ehe and say that....nd it is to commnicate lol. not for a fight ahhaah lol. we were caught on tht one haha.  and then duffman sees two homer simsons and the beer is good real good.  hhha lol and ok  ok good.

and tommy f wills ee it as an opportunity to kidnap our son....and has  tried to use it and did  few timies no bu tok failed wants to. lol.

trump too sees it that way lol and tommy f can take cre of biz bck in pg while h is up there in orlndo and creep up himself.  no  no trump wants to to get tommy f and to nab our son.  as duffman due to the alchohol and it is bd his mom suffered.  

and it was a drug inuced by tommy f we feel on my grandaughter nd oh no i see...damnit...but still we nab him. ok and good ahahh bluto look. on him s homer nd fun ok we do it.

nd our son would be attracting tons of people the beer would sell and he would announce it and introduce it as real beer.  the characer may be fictitions but the beer is real. the brewery is huge and we hve tons inside and samples here please present your id.  the smples are free but the cses inside are not and enjoy it is a wodnerful full bodied amber beer and good for any occasion. such s a vistit to krustys eatery and fun ok.  fun person if he can remember tt all lol ahhaah ellie need lines and ok. hahah lol first role ..tommy f wants to get big.

bj liks it and the beer would sell even if he could not get there. tons of it. and would slowly buidl up. the ohter character ready.  tommy f wants ttrump in will try to be duffmn.  and it is on theysay.  

tons of times too they infight. odd scne ok odd

Thor Freya

Zues Hera 

Olympus

we geot about  a thousand dollars each yes. so you hve to nd ok good nd free food yes us too alll day though nd great.  hahh and ok you eat a lot good we do too nopenot thaat way no and tonos no.  big he willb e we need this to see it and do. tons want the beer and after this hahh lol.  hhh he sys ...duff beer is shooting stright to number one ....and raises his voice at the last part then..sure wish my mom sould see this...drops the last  part and yeh ok

jenna i help you recall the lines hold up cards ok can do it and i shall make doughtoo. nd live and tlking and it is mor money and round five k nd a check nd we split it no i make about two grand nd terrific your hired, and  i hve them pay you for i am duffman..and ok fun. really he does it

he does and we love him a  lot for it

lol

whatch out mom though ok we use your stuff lol

Olympus again ahhah lol hates the uhlman thng

[oxidizeds]

closed starter for @jupitcr​ / based on this

        “face it. our chemistry is undeniable.”

[kristalpepsi]

Rabbit from winnie the pooh says trans/gnc rights

[brokentoothmarch]

[teenyweenyeenymeeny]

i think atlus games would b the coolest if they were better at handling trans characters

[9ries-moved]

i had a dream of joonie last night and its the only bts dream i can remember quite vividly....

[mangotrees]

there r rly ppl out there defending ms memebtsghost as if shes not the kinda person tht wld claim she wants a korean boyfriend bc of bts...........

[sugarstarlights]

Wow manthese guys are. so cool. They like me a lot. Thts cool. Especially. And they like Bo! And Bo likes them. Always good. I acctually feel wanted n welcome here. I ws even explicitly invited.

[augujerdeer]

HEY so it’s Suzie from static snow n I kno we havent talked in a while nd I dont wanna bother y’all but!! I kno Peter had a rough time w the 2nd movie nd I just wanted to warn u NO SPOILERS OFC this movie wil prbly b worse 4 him no spoilers jus wanna make sure hes ok n ur all ok ok?? Stay safe y’all!! N u hav our discord if u need to reach out whenever. Kris I miss u. Also Morgan says hi 2 Peter. Ok bye 🦖

SUZIE??? suzie ;_;;;,,,,, Suzie its been so long i rlly miss u ,, hllo,,, ;_; i hop ur doin ok,, i thnk abt u n ur sys somtms yes evn thise yr,,,, i hop ur doin ok!!!

sdkfhsdkfhsdk ALSO thise ask is so funny in timng bc UM. Um. umm ummm our SYSTM FRNDS n SINGLET frnds hav been DMing US 4 the litrl PAST 3 days str8 w/o brks n IM NOT MAD /GEN we're nt md its mor like "haha wtf!!! hppnd!!! 2 mke all our frnds who kno we're a sys warn us!" (dnt tll us) b its like sad,,, scary actlly! ngl tht ppl hav 2 wrn us thts its wors thn we'd thnk,,,, like!help gorl.,,,, n 3 ppl evn sd "yea evn 4 MJ it'd b bad" hllo!!!!!!!

ty 4 warnng us tho :,^00 /GEN bc like,,,, oooohhhhh boyyyyyyyy wtfff marvel wht r u doin!!!!! bro!! isnt Peter lke canoniclly 16-17!! atm!! dde!!! guy!!

aw also ill tll Peter Morgan sd hi :,^0 i thnk hed lov 2 hear frm hr agn ;/w\;

so fr Peter hs been avoidng frnt 4 a WHILE nw lke bc as NWH ws gttng closr ppl strtd attckng his src mor <_>? n he flt rlly bd abt it n thn as NWH strtd releasng trlrs every1's headcanons got WY DARKR n he ws lke "this sux" n jst styd awy sinc, so <_>,,,,ik hes ok, jst uncomfy w the outspce wrld rn ;/w\;

[reversecreek]

pops hip n winks at the dash. haaaaiiii. me again. i’ve honestly missed playing lana fr a while she’s one of. my most treasured muses bc she’s jst a silly n vivacious ball of sunshine or alternatively? a train wreck depending on which way u turn her in the light..... i actually hv two playlists made fr her n one is rly old bt it’s more like. songs that Remind me of her which u can find here n then here is more like. stuff u’ll most often catch her blasting on her record player as she dances around in her underwear w the curtains open. OH and here is her pinterest 🍓⚡

* kristine froseth, cis female + she/her  | you know lana jameson, right? they’re twenty-three, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, a few hours? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to play that funky music by wild cherry like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole cherry red gym socks worn with nothing else, doodling penises in the condensation of a stranger’s car window, a bumper sticker on the back of a convertible cadillac that says ‘scrappy doo is a filthy slut’ thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is june 2nd, so they’re a gemini, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( nai, 24, gmt, she/her  )

HISTORY:

lana grew up in a big house in albany, NY. i picture it w dark oak floors n lots of light furniture. albums framed on walls. mayb some rolling stone covers too frm way bk when of the bands her dad’s label signed. kind of like… a rock star palace w no evidence of children at all. i think i described it best in one of lana’s self paras once when i said the garden ws “as big as it was unloved”

lana’s mum victoria (vic) ws a music journalist w a pretty fruitful career ahead of her when she met lana’s dad richard (rich). his record label ws jst starting out, founded on the coattails of his wealthy best friend’s (jensen peters) investment w his other best friend (who he jst calls knoxville). it rocketed to success when they signed poppy injects, a rock band w an electric stage presence, n vic ws drawn to the glitz n glamour of a man tht ws at the helm of his aspiring industry. their love ws very impulsive, all or nothing right frm the start, n it ws almost like she ws mre in love w his accomplishments n what he represented than him.

(DRUGS TW) anyway so jameson records repped a few rock bands bk in the eighties, altho poppy injects r who they’re mostly known fr, namely bc of hw brightly they crashed n burned. they were a big chart success bt the lead singer hd quite an intense struggle w heroin (wsnt rly subtle abt it either while he ws in the public eye as u cn probably imagine frm such an on-the-nose band name) n he ws always in n out of the papers. it eventually brought down his career n it ws a big publicity nightmare

lana pretty much… grew up around figures like this throughout childhood. real characters who wld kind of… b extremely volatile n destructive abt their troubles. the jameson house was an open one as welcoming clients went n a lot of parties took place there. a lot of the time musicians wld b snorting lines in the kitchen when she wnted to grab a bowl of cereal fr breakfast n it was just. a very strange environment fr a child to grow up in. more zoo than home. more shaken snow globe than resting place. (END OF TW)

(ABORTION REFERENCE) her parents always kind of jst… didn’t like her much. her older brother caleb ws unplanned bt they sort of welcomed the surprise more bt… quickly realised they weren’t cut out fr parenthood n then when lana came as another surprise 3 yrs later they didn’t even try to hide their resentment abt the situation. her mum ws actually booked in to have an abortion bt cldnt go through with it at the last minute. once when lana ws a kid she asked her why she’s so cold towards her she jst turned her head frm her dresser, looked at her, told her abt this n said “idk why i didn’t go”. lana didn’t kno wht to say to tht so she jst left her room n closed the door (END OF REFERENCE)

(DISSOCIATION TW) bc of the intensity of her parents ignoring her growing up lana adopted this sense of like…. she didn’t rly kno what it ws bt it ws a delusion of sorts where she thought she ws a ghost bc she gt this strange outside feeling. she’d jst sort of… drift around the halls w no-one acknowledging her n sometimes she ws jst convinced she wsnt actually there or they cldnt see her n she ws jst haunting the house frm a previous family. (END OF TW) her imagination festered an explanation out of smthn she didn’t understand essentially. lana used her imagination to do this a lot growing up. it ws kind of like the band aid she slapped over everything. after all she wasn’t alone if she was sword fighting imaginary pirates dwn the hallway with a poker from the fireplace. 

the one saving grace tho tht sort of?? gt her thru this n made her feel Seen ws caleb. lana quite genuinely hs always thought the sun shines out of her older brothers ass like she jst thinks. he’s the best person in the entire world. wld b rly bewildered if anyone questioned tht. he wld always look out for her n cut the crusts off her sandwiches (he’d cook fr them most of the time bc their parents were too busy/didn’t care to) n sometimes wld even sleep at the bottom of her bed curled up like a guard dog. it ws always lana n caleb n his best friend tommy against the world in tht house (tommy lived next door bt was always over bc he had very strict parents tht he found suffocating)

(ARMY MENTION) SO when tommy announced tht he’d signed up to the army (bc of pressures from tommy’s military dad to fulfil some kind of stupid “legacy” tommy didn’t even care abt) n caleb said he was going with him lana ws understandably…….. completely blindsided. she ws rly upset tht they were leaving n was kind of like “wtf why are u doing this like what do u even think this is gna solve” etc n begged caleb not to leave her there on her own n jst to not sign up in general bc tommy had to bt he didn’t listen. 

ERM i won’t go into it but it didn’t turn out well as u can probably imagine bc the army is a terrible industry n caleb had to return home without tommy. he wasn’t the same after that. (END OF MENTION)

what’d been a rly close relationship before where he ws basically like a surrogate father figure to lana was Not there any more. he ws rly withdrawn n always pushing her away n snapping at her for the sake of getting her to leave him alone. on top of this lana had a lot of shit go down while he was away n rly just shouldn’t have been a kid alone in tht house. regardless lana thought if she kept grinning as wide as she cld she’d convince caleb to join in too. maybe if she seemed fine n happy he’d take the lead. maybe she’d believe it too n start to feel it n everything could go bk to how it was before her world became so different. lana liked the way the sky flipped when she tipped her head back on the swings bt this was different. everything was upside down bt this didn’t make her belly feel like she’d swallowed a butterfly and it wasn’t funny bt still, she kept laughing. always desperate to find something to laugh at n if she couldn’t find it she invented it. as long as ur laughing the world can’t b that bad.

she ws always well liked in school bc she jst tended to treat everyone like they were bffs no matter who like u cld have literally bumped shoulders w her once in the corridor n she’d be like OMG HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII let’s kiss<3 n like she ws a huge notorious flirt w any n all as well as incredibly impulsive n jst. wild honestly to put it simply too bt things like. changed a bit frm 16 onwards. (HYPERSEXUALITY & IMPLIED TRAUMA TW) she jst became far more reckless honestly n like....... jst didn’t rly seem to care after a certain point abt herself too much.... got herself in a bunch of bad situations.......... kind of jst flung herself to the wolves numerous times without any caution abt the way they’d bite. formed a lot of self destructive habits one of which ws cruising craigslist personals fr random hook-ups n like. she literally cld have wound up in a ditch somewhere honestly it’s a shock she hasn’t. despite various dips n inclines in her journey navigating this side of her it’s very much still present in her life to this day n she struggles to kno hw to control herself at points. sometimes she feels like a melting candle tht needs moulding by thumbs until it can form a person again. sometimes she’s only sure she’s real when she’s being touched. (END OF TW)

ANYWAY. laughs nervously. went to college to study dance bc she’s always loved dance in general bt specifically ballet (despite definitely not hving the discipline for it) n honestly this was both good n bad fr her. had a whole string of terrible heartbreaking relationships bc she tends to fall into those hard n fast n they were w a lot of bad people fr like 98% of the time. she kind of learned more abt what love is during her time there tho which is a gd thing bt she still isn’t very good at knowing hw to believe she deserves it so it’s a process. she hd fun tho. threw 498572598475 outrageous n elaborately themed parties. ws friends w pretty much everyone on campus. 

despite a strained relationship w her brother n having to go home to visit n check on him whenever he got rly bad it ws the first time it actually felt like she’d found a home in a lot of rly loving n genuine friendships n lana will never forget hw much that experience meant to her even if she definitely struggled there too. college felt like a place she belonged n then suddenly she couldn’t belong there any more n there was a big sense of floundering in that. like where do u go now when u’ve never known home elsewhere? how do u happily go out into the world if it means leaving ur world behind?

she applied to a dance company in LA n fell in w a pretentious art scene there full of wannabe andy warhols n the like. became a makeshift edie sedgwick to some guy w dyed white hair n the idea his every concept was revolutionary when rly he jst shot her dancing barely clothed splashing around in a random fountain in his friend’s mansion on an ancient film camera. she’d spend her days floating around on lilo’s and prancing in feather boas and racing with glitter leftover frm last night in her leotard w smudges of faint red lipstick to barely make her job on time. always a sexy train wreck bt this time? make it hollywood. 

(IMPLIED ALCOHOLISM TW) i won’t lie to u lana hs always partied way too hard bt then partying way too hard turned into slurping merlot thru a crazy straw shaped like a flamingo at 4 in the afternoon wearing penis novelty sunglasses n it wasn’t quite so much of a party when u were doing it on ur own. this rly snowballed into place in college bt carried on n wound up getting her fired from the dance company bc she turned up to rehearsals drunk one too many times n they didn’t allow fr sloppiness like tht. it was a “professional operation” that didn’t “accept that kind of behaviour” bt lana was jst like ummmmmmmmm that’s totally dramatic btw way to spank me in the town square like i’m gale w a raw ass n back in the hunger games bt ok sure i’m out ig. BOOP! (literally booped the director on the nose before leaving) (END OF TW)

honestly hd no idea what to do w herself after her job fell thru in LA n was pretty embarrassed actually upon sobering up the nxt day. cldn’t bring herself to tell her friends for a hot minute bc she felt like a failure or smthn n she was meant to be living this glamorous life out there being the classic wild n silly n fun Lana Jameson. cldn’t figure out how to repackage it into a funny story tht wouldn’t worry ppl. eventually wound up jst caving n telling her closest besties (shoutout freya n rosa) bc she ws hving a weird time dating losers n randomly living in LA even tho she didn’t kno why she was there any more after losing the job n they were jst like. fk it then. jst come here. we’re in irving. and so? mizz jameson packed her bags....

PERSONALITY:

always smells vaguely of wild cherries or strawberry starburst or jst the candy aisle in general. if she ws a vinyl record she’d b this one n she’d only play good vibrations by the beach boys, dancing on my own by robyn, play that funky music by wild cherry, femme fatale by the velvet underground n (i can’t get no) satisfaction by the rolling stones

the jameson family r pretty well off n bc of her relation to such a big music industry figure she’s hung out w a fair few relatively high rep ppl thru her teens. mostly kids of celebrities n stuff like tht. she amassed a bit of an instagram following #nepotism bt also fr her style (v penny lane-esque in some aspects. lots of fur cuff trimmed jackets bt then also jst…. a wild combination of everything honestly. pastel faux fur coats, seventies style platforms, bright red cowboy boots, pink fishnet tights, holographic stickers of planets on her cheek n glitter used like highlight, 90% of the time a red lip) n bc she’s not gna make ur eyes bleed to look at or anything let’s b real

growing up lana was always a huge social butterfly. knew everyone n everyone knew her. she ws one of those girls tht ws kind of impossible to ignore or forget. very animated, always made u feel like u were the centre of the universe whenever she spoke to u, always made it feel like u were best friends even if ud only spoken to her once.

deliberately puts on tht kind of Magnetic Alluring Act tht femme fatales wear in movies w most ppl. kind of…. is always playing A Role of the person tht she wants to b seen as. hates being sad n always wnts to be happy / making ppl happy. chameleons to situations. feels like she’s performed as the vivacious n fun loving Lana Jameson fr so long tht she doesn’t rly kno who she is beneath tht bt she isn’t too keen to find out. sometimes gets glimpses n feels the urge to close her eyes.

she’s always been rly spontaneous n adventurous. always doing something weird n wild every weekend. she has ten thousand ridiculously absurd n chaotic stories. she’s like oh ya this one time this guy made me ride him with a daddy saddle like i was woody and he was bullseye. he literally made me call him bullseye. or she’s like. oh ya once i had to run barefoot thru a cabbage patch bc this one farmer wanted to have a threeway w me n my friend tht we met off craigslist n every framed photo in his house was a pig dressed up in cosplay bt honestly they were kind of cute n he was sexy aside frm the murderous vibes n the fact he kept calling me babe which i’m pretty sure means he wanted to dress me up next bt like whatever honestly.... she tells jst the most batshit stuff n the person she’s telling it to is left blinking like. wtf.

uncontrollably flirty. insanely confident. cld make a joke out a paper bag n will try. she tends to laugh when she feels like crying n has a smile brighter than a ray of texas sunshine.

likes to roller skate n hs a red pair she’ll glide around in at night lit up by amber street lamps breath sticky w the taste of wine n lollipops probably heading to a random hookups. who needs ubers?

always dapples her fingers thru the breeze when she’s driving in a car w the window down. honestly likes dangling her whole body halfway out too. she almost always has some sort of sweet on her, whether it’s sour haribo cherries or strawberry lollipops.

luvs bowie (ONLY aesthetically) n prince (wholeheartedly) n madonna (completely) n anyone tht’s a vintage style icon w little care fr what ppl think.

daisies n poppies r her fav flowers bc daisies r wild n overlooked n poppies r the first thing u look at in a green field. she’s had like 8472493874 ‘relationships’ n none of them hav lasted beyond a month / hav been terrible / hav seen her being treated badly / she’s cheated on them. honestly it’s like a burning train wreck but u can’t quite tear ur eyes away. often the heart of many sordid gossip scandals.

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TBA bc she’s only jst arrived in town i won’t lie to u all but i’m gna whip things up on here anyway n link in chat w updates at some point........ that said? lana is insatiable n it isn’t rly unlikely tht she cld’ve bumped into ur muse in a grocery store aisle n somehow a wild spontaneous adventure spawned frm that alone.......... if u have any immediate ideas we can discuss 😋

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So on sunset said that you can collect money for the tickets and it might not be a big deal in the future and had a good concert and they went down and found people with the same colored T shirts and this is we want to do it again so they gathered up the money huge amounts of money looks like 50,000 people they paid like $15 each and brought it to security got the ticket built got to the ticket booth with like five of the fake agents and submitted the money and then said we estimate 50,000 people and it should all be there and they were sad a little It's really there were her people they were her people and they said that we'd like to do it again and we think it's a good idea and was submitting this as good faith so the guy said we do appreciate it we're calling the head office you have to ask Taylor Swift and she said the next concert I'm gonna try and get the permitting And she's gone try and get a retroactive permit it's not a ton of money and she said they went up there and I couldn't help it our son said hawaii burned yours went there recently and tht is why need it. and she was in tears...he is shouting it...and ok lol. a mound and sure its got nuts lol and she ws not smiling laughed a little and filled with hatred.. told scurity and wnet after any mac proper.

they checked afte the shsow found it was real and are ther still investigating. and germans watch and us. and others. corks sit idle smalling the air. looking for traps yes. and tons sy it. this is bad a huge mound. and then we hope it is not just skeletonsa nd the scans came back normal. and somethin below. they look now daytime yes

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