#throw stones at me idc i'm right and i know it

[moffnat]

forcing them in their get along shirt because larian is too cowardly

[baekhvuns]

I almost thought I forgot to send you an ask, dw abt the timing tho. it happens to me a lot 😭 I forget if I had done something and then i question it?

IKR HIS WHOLE PERSONALITY IRKS ME SO MUCH BUT THEN HIS FACE?? HIS FACEEEE!!! 😩😩 he's such a hypocrite honestly, and each time he makes a dumb fucking decision I want to punch him in the face so bad!! BUT THEN I RMR THT ONE CHAPTER WHERE NAVIER'S HAVING A FLASHBACK TO WHEN THEY WERE KIDS AND- 😭 I CANT-

Bcz...this just got too real? 🫣

NO STOP STOP ITTTT HWA TURNS INTO A PANTHER 😭😭😭 IM READY TO BE THE TARZAN!!

U GIVE ME THINGS TO GUSH OVER EVERY DAMN TIME! BCZ WDYM INTIMIDATING CEO X FAKE DATING AUS OH IM SO READY 😭

😒 don't even talk abt tht selfish piece of shit, I hate her. The audacity she has, like she literally just said "there's not a woman in the whole world that wouldn't sulk if his lover is spending time with another woman." 😃 miss girl YOU are the OTHER WOMAN! He is spending time with his WIFE! On her BIRTHDAY. Jail. I want to see her in jail. I'm glad Heinrey knows the kinda person she is, he and the empress are the only ones putting her in her place. Like it annoys me so damn much how she cries over every damn thing, idc whatever shit she went thru, it didn't give her any right to become a homewrecker. And soveishu is dumb enough. And navier?

....she's. Etheral. How to be her? How to hv a man like hers? How to be bold like her? How to BE NAVIER??

OMG GURL YES I READ IT 😭 I CANT BELIEVE SOVEISHU KISSED NAVIER'S NECK?!?!?!?! 😭 IM- IDK THT MAKES ME LIKE HIM MORE DESPITE HIS SHITTY ATTITUDE?? WHAT DO I DO 😭 but respectfully, he should fuck off....you lost the chance man. You lost her. No Bcz what does he want frm navier??? Does he think she has a heart of stone? As if she doesn't hv feelings??? He gets all riled up if she even talks with some other guy and look at him, going out with a strange girl he has no idea who tf she even is.

I'm telling you rashta is the downfall of the empire. Girl I'm telling ya, if I see a strange woman running to hug my man like tht..id throw hands idc what my status would be, I would THROW HANDS. (On both, my man, and the girl) Navier is so strong. BWAHAHAHAHA AND HIS GUTS TO SAY "IM A GOOD MAN" 😭🤚 STOPH- HES THE MOST DELULU PERSON EVER! Rashta is like that one annoying cousin. LIKE SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO WEAR THE SAME DRESS AS NAVIER?!?!? FASION POLICE- YOU GOTTA ARREST HER! BCZ THT IS PLAGIARISM 😭

WTF WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKK??? SHES PREGNANT 😭😭😭😭 (tbh I bet the emperor thinks, a baby is made if you hold hands) GURL IM GONNA FAINT FRM ALL THE DRAMA THAT UNFOLDS IN EVERY CHAPTER NOOOOOO NAVIER!! I WOULD HV CRIED I WOULD HV- I WOULD HV COLLAPSED AND STARTED TO WEEP SHES SO STRONG!! 😭😭

LESGOOO MY SHIP IS SAILING!! I WONDER WHEN THE DIVORCE EP WILL COME!! OH COME ON NOW IM FALLING FOR DUKE KAUFFMAN 🤧

NO WAY HE DRANK THE LOVE POTION AND DISTRACTED SOVEISHU 😭😭😭 IM DYING- :0 he punched him

I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him, I'm really gonna kill him I HATE HIM SO MUCH! NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS A CHARACTER MADE MY BLOOD BOIL THIS BAD!

Navier no...the potion has worn off, Duke Kaufmann likes you 😭

OHMYGOD KOSAIR IS HERE HES HERE AHHH SO PROTECTIVE 😭😭 NO I GET IT WHY U LIKE HIM! DOUBLE EMPRESS?!?! 😭 *Searches on Google:- how to be an empress?*

No way you fell asleep on the stairs...was it Bcz it was comfortable or you were just too tired to walk till your bed? 😭 (OMG I WROTE THIS THINKING YOU WROTE "I FELL ASLEEP ON THE STAIRS" AND I WAS LIKE ?!?! WHAT- I READ IT WRONG 😭😭 but this is so funny so I kept it in the ask, i cn be so silly sometimes)

NO WAY DROP THE NAME OF THE MOVIE! controversial? I'm questioning my tastes-

Ikr it's so wholesome and cute, the last episode ended on sung ho offering haebom to drink with him, man I'm totally up for everything that's coming next, Bcz haebom, is already in love and he might not realize it yet, Bcz the way he blushes EVERYTIME he sees sung ho. LIKE WHEN HE DROPPED HIM AT THE DAYCARE CENTRE HE THOUGHT "DID WE JUST LOOK LIKE A COUPLE RN??" NOW TELL ME THIS MF DOESN'T THINK ABT IT ALL THE TIME 😭😭 dw I'll update you once the new episode comes.

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow AND I DONT WANNA GO TO UNI I wanna fall in love with someone IM SO LOVESICK 🤧

LMFAOOOO 😭😭

RIGHT??? SOMETIMES I GENUINELY FEEL BAD FOR HIM BUT THHEN HE DOES SOMETHING AND IT MAKES ME SO MAD LIKE U DESERVE RASHTA ATP like he looks like hwa and it makes me feel bad but then he ABSOLUTELY DESERVES IT 😭

please stop. im in a public setting this picture to picture comparison is taking me out pls don’t let me do this bc i have this draft where the reader is an undercover empress and san’s a thief w heinry’s personality

LMFAOOOO NOT TARZAAN FBKWDHKW

A VERY INTIMIDATING CEO (YSL PERSONA) X HIS PRIV SECRETARY WHO WAS HIS JUNIOR IN UNI FBWMDJWKDJKW WRAPPED INTO FAKE DATING ANON DO NOT DO THIS RN

no srs as much of a goof heinry is he is quick to check someone like rashta or whoever disrespects navier like that,,,, rashta needs to go to jail esp for what she did to that maid???? gOD 😭😭😭 ITS ON SIGHT WITH HER AND THE WAY SHES COPYING NAVIERS STYLE AND HAIR ?????? CRYING honestly soveishu puts her in place sometimes and it makes me feel so good omg i just spoiled it for u

NAVIER IS THE PERSONA OF ELEGANCE !!! THE EMPRESS, ur asking the right questions bc when will fate put us under her fate 😭😭

NO SERIOUSLY AND HE MADE HER CRY LIKE ??? AND THEN ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM AGAIN AND BE THE MOTHER OF RASHTAS KID ???? BOY???? THATS NOT EVEN UR KID THQKDHWK NO LITERALLY PLAGIARISM WHERE U AT 🔫🔫🔫 DIVORCE EP WILL HAPPEN!!!!! HEINRY TREATS HER SO WELL GETS HER BLUSHING AND SHIT TOO 😭😭😭😭

duke kaufman is so 🥰☺️🥰 id be w him ngl very mingi coded

DUDE KOSAIR IS SO 😩😩😩 WHYS NAVIERS ENTIRE FAMILY SO PRETTY

NO LMFAOOO THIS IS SO CUTE FHWJD 😭😭😭 I FELL ON THE STAIRS LIKE GOING UP THE STAIRS did not fall asleep but i was transferring from my couch (where i slept on) to my room and i thought the platform of the stairs was there and i took a step and boom im collapsing <3 my eyes were closed yes bc i have this thing that if i open them while i transfer my sleep will vanish <3

omg ok it’s a 2006 bollywood movie w srk in it, it was extremely controversial bc of the concept but i think if it were released today it would’ve gotten a better reaction nonetheless

“DID WE JUST LOOK LIKE A COUPLE RN???” STOP IT. STOP IT. WEVE REACHED THE MOMENT OF REALIZATIONS !!!!!

manifesting a ceo who does ur taxes and handles everything for u <3

[blaithinwrites]

Hey this is purple_ducky00 from ao3, and I'm just gonna submit my winteriron ficlet idea... someone (idc who) cheats on Tony and he starts to doubt his self-worth. Luckily, there is someone (Bucky) who can convince him of the opposite. I'm a huge fan of angst with a happy ending 😊😊😊

 Pairings; Bucky/Tony, mentions of Tiberius Stone/Tony Stark

Warnings: Past abusive relationship between Tiberius/Tony, references to one-night stands, sex, alcoholism, Howard Stark, infidelity 

Cross the Line

Bucky woke up naked.

With an 800-thread-count cotton sheet beneath him, it wasn’t anawful experience. The equally bare form curled up next him, soft and inviting,wasn’t bad either.

Bucky glanced down at the dark head pressed into his shoulder.Tony slept like the dead, slept as he had never had a good night’s sleep in hislife. The first time they had done this, Bucky had laid awake for ages, notwanting to jostle and disturb Tony’s sleep. God knew the man needed everyminute he could get.

“I’m going to get something to eat,” Bucky said softly, mouthbrushing against dark hair.

“Mmhhh,” Tony mumbled, eyes still shut.

Gently unlatching the tan arm that had been thrown over him duringthe night, Bucky slid out from the bed. At the movement Tony made adisappointed noise, forehead crinkling unhappily, and rolled over, folding uptight into himself and disappearing into the dark sheets.

For a moment Bucky thought about getting back in bed and gatheringthe man to himself, of comforting him. But their relationship wasn’t like that.It was, as Tony had been quick to emphasise, a purely physical relationship. Aone-night stand that had somehow become two, three, four nights in as many weeks.Bucky sometimes wanted more, hungered for more than brief nights together. Butit didn’t matter, it wasn’t what Tony wanted and Bucky tried to be happy withwhat was offered.

Bucky padded into the apartment kitchen, still slightlyoverwhelmed by the displays of wealth around him. Bucky usually avoided richcity boys, finding them almost universally unbearable. But Tony hadn’t lookedparticularly wealthy that first night at Bucky’s favourite dive bar: nursingbottom shelf whiskey in a rumpled white shirt and water-logged shoes.  The rain had ruined whatever hairstyle Tonyhad been going for and dark curls had tumbled wildly around sharp cheekbones.His mouth had been swollen, cherry red and inviting against his pale, chilledskin. His eyes molten in his face.

Bucky had rarely seen a man so beautiful or so sad.

They ended up at Bucky’s apartment. Mostly, because Bucky’sapartment was across the bar and Bucky had been ready to tear Tony’s clothesoff in public if he had to wait much longer. In hindsight, he wondered whatTony thought about his roach-infested bedsit but Tony hadn’t said anything,seemingly content with the lumpy mattress and peeling wallpaper.

Tony kissed like he was preparing for a fight, fucked like he wastrying to punish himself. Afterward, they fell asleep curled up together, Tonyslotting perfectly into the circle of his arms, fingers skimming his metal armwith a strange, religious reverence. Bucky had mostly come to terms with theloss of his arm, accepted himself for what he had become but he knew the metalarm made people uncomfortable; that his bed partners found it uncomfortable totouch.

“No; it’s beautiful,” Tony mumbled, pulling the arm back when hadBucky tried to turn away. He was half asleep, eyelids closed. No one had evercalled Bucky’s arm beautiful before.

Their one-night stand should have been exactly that. Theycertainly hadn’t exchanged numbers the next morning and yet somehow, they hadrun into each other again. Bucky had been filling in for Steve as a waiter atsome charity event and Tony had been having a drinking vodka out of a flask inthe disabled toilet.

“Well, this is fucking awkward,” Tony said, mouth twisting up intosomething that would have been a sneer if his pupils hadn’t been blown widewith panic, his hands shaking.

Bucky reached out and took the flash from Tony’s hands, taking onelong, slow swig; Tony’s eyes locked onto his exposed throat, following the movementof his Adam’s apple. Bucky sighed and gave the flashback to Tony, “Tastes likehell, Darling.”

They fucked right there, Tony’s face pressed up into the greasesmeared bathroom mirror and afterward Tony took Bucky home and they madethemselves similarly acquainted to the unused polished oak dining room table.It was the next morning that Bucky realised Tony’s apartment was a ManhattanPenthouse. Tony had been passed out, impossible to wake no matter what Buckydid. After a while, Bucky decided that if Tony was as rich as he seemed, thenhe wouldn’t notice if Bucky made himself breakfast before leaving.  Thus, had begun a strange routine where Buckymade himself breakfast and brought Tony coffee in bed and for an hour or twothey existed in an unspoken, undefined bubble of familiar domesticity beforeTony remembered this was a one night stand and asked Bucky to leave.

Bucky shook himself out of his thoughts and peered into thefridge. As always it was a pitiful sight, a half-drunk bottle of milk. A congealedtub of Chinese take-a-way and some eggs. There were a few wilting vegetables onthe side and Bucky took them and the eggs and sent a little prayer to whatevergod was watching that this didn’t kill him.

For a moment Bucky considering eating his omelette by the sink asusual and then decided to take the food back to bed, balancing the plate andTony’s oversized coffee mug as he opened the bedroom door with his foot. Tonycracked open an eyelid as Bucky slipped back into bed.

“Are you bringing crumbs into my bed? Tony asked sleepily, handsalready reaching out eagerly for the coffee.

“Hopefully not. But you should help me eat it, to be sure.” Buckyheld out a fork, hovering before Tony’s mouth.

Tony was low in the bed, mostly flat on his back, head tilted upto look at Bucky in a way that made his big, dark eyes even bigger. Hehesitated, his expression uncertain. The type of expression that made Buckythink he hadn’t seen a used to a lot of small gestures of kindness.

There were faint, fading clues scattered about the penthouse thatTony hadn’t been alone long. A worn toothbrush abandoned next to Tony’s, a toobig coat gathering dust by the door. A forgotten post-stick note left near thewindow with a message: ‘Tony, I’m going to be late. Don’t wait up.’ Thedecaying remains of a relationship.

Bucky didn’t mention it but when Tony looked like that – wary inthe face of kindness, a dog beaten too many times – he wanted to find the ownerof that coat and hurt them.

Tony opened his mouth warily and Bucky slipped the omelette intohis mouth, laughing as Tony’s eyes lit up.

“I know, I’m the full package,” Bucky said and Tony smiled, eyescrinkling in happiness.

The moment was broken abruptly: a series of bangs echoing loudly,shattering their lazy morning.

Tony glanced at Bucky in disappointment and then slipped out ofbed, throwing on an oversized t-shirt. Bucky stayed in bed, finishing theomelette, as Tony made his way across the apartment towards the front door.Whoever had decided to disturb Tony was still pounding away and had taken toshouting Tony’s name, unable to wait the few minutes it took Tony to answer.

“Ty!” Tony’s voice was shocked, high pitched and choked sounded.Bucky hadn’t heard Tony sound like that before and he looked up curiously,tilting his head so he had could see Tony and the unexpected guest.

The man at Tony’s door was tall, impeccably, richly dressed withslicked back blonde hair and a shark’s smile “Tony, you look tired.” He said ingreeting, pressing forward into the apartment.

“Ty…. Tiberius…..”

“That is my name – sharp as always, Tony,” Tiberius replied. Hisvoice was light, joking but there was something in the way Tony seemed to beshrinking, cowering in the face of his jokes that made Bucky’s hackles rise.Tiberius took another step forward. “Aren’t you going to ask how I am?”

Tony gaped. “Why are you here Ty?”

“What I can’t come to see my boyfriend?”

Bucky stopped breathing. He dropped the plate into the sheets,uncaring about the mess and sat frozen in bed. For one second, Bucky almostbelieved: this was the reason Tony was so unwilling to discuss anything moreserious, he already had something serious with someone else. Bucky leanedforward, trying to catch Tony’s face, to see the truth on his features. Therewas nothing.

“We are not together!” Tony snapped, his voice cracking. He washalf tucked behind the front door clutching it in front of him like a shield,his jaw twitching nervously.

“Of course we are,”Tiberius levelled a cool stare down at Tony and pushed the door away, forcingit out of Tony’s hand and exposing Tony. Tony took a step back into theapartment and Tiberius followed easily, stalking him. Tiberius smiled, hisvoice honey smooth, soothing. “Look I know things have been hard for youlately. But we love each other, we can’t let something this small, ruin that –”

“You cheated on me.”

The words were so quiet that Bucky wasn’t sure he heard them.Tiberius didn’t seem to because he continued talking without pause, surgingforward with his proclamation of love and how things were meant to be. Tiberiusreached out to Tony and Tony slapped the man away with a snarl.

“You cheated on me!” Tony repeated, his voice loud, broken. “Icaught you, remember, in our bed with Sunset. She was meant to be my friend!You laughed when you saw me crying!”

Bucky had got to his feet, his hand clutching the doorknob. Itgroaned in protest, bent from the sudden hot rage that filled him. He toldhimself to stay where he was, that this was none of his business and Tonywouldn’t thank him for interfering.

The smiling expression slid off Tiberius’s face: a mask fallingaway to reveal the truth beneath. His features were hard, carved, emotionlessmarble like. “Oh stop being so emotional, Tony. It’s embarrassing.” He said andmoved past and around Tony, like a shark circling his prey. “I did you afavour, I showed you what Sunset was really like. You should be thanking me.”

“Fuck off.” Tony hissed, defiant. He had twisted around to keepTiberius in his eyesight and ended up with his back to the wall, cornered.“Don’t try to pretend this was a gesture of altruism. You like just likeplaying with me.”

Tiberius grinned, his mouth wide and full of sharp white teeth. Hesurged forward, pressing one hand near Tony’s head and looming over the darkman.

“Playing with you is so much fun, Anthony. It’s pretty much theonly thing that is. You’re an embarrassment: your drinking, your insecurity.Don’t think I haven’t noticed that hickey on your neck, you cheap slut.”

Tony slapped a hand to neck, voiceless and cringing at the onslaught.Tiberius leant in close, his mouth almost touching Tony’s cringing face. “Yourfather was right about you, you’re a disappointment. Who else would ever wantyou?”

“I would.”

Tiberius turned just in time to see Bucky’s fist arching downtowards his face.

The blow knocked the pale-haired man off his feet, sending himtumbling to the floor at Tony’s feet. Bucky reached out, taking Tony by the armand pulling him away from his cringing position against the wall, pushing himbehind him protectively. He could feel the tremors running through the man,shockwaves running up and down his arms. It made Bucky want to punch Tiberiusagain.

Tiberius staggered upright, his mouth was faintly blood, hairfinally broken out of the uniform slicked by style. He turned his gaze ontoBucky and his eyes were the palest blue, iced shards set in his handsome,furious face.

“I know you.” Tiberius hissed, voice dangerously soft. “You were awaiter at the foundation gala. A poor one at that.” He laughed; his expressiona twisted, a grotesque parody of a smile. “Is this what you were doing thatNight Tony? Slumming it with the help?”

Tony most definitely had been slumming it with Bucky that night,Bucky remembered it with a vaguely prideful fondness. He also remembered howhe’s found Tony, hiding and drinking like a fish. If this is what he wasrunning from, Bucky didn’t blame him.

“He’s not – “ Tony starting to say from behind Bucky, fallingsilent at the cruel, mocking look Tiberius levelled at him. A trained response.

“He’s not what? He’s probably stealing from you while you sleep.Why else do you think he’s here? You always were so careless. It’s lucky I’mhere.”

“I don’t want you here!” Tony blurted, voice shrill. “I can’tstand to look at you!”

“Anthony, come on. Be reasonable,” Tiberius tried to step towardsTony. His expression turning murderous when Bucky stepped between him, his bulkhiding Tony from view.

“I think it’s time for you to leave,” Bucky told Tiberius shortly,unable to listen to any more of nasty rubbish coming out of the other’s manmouth. He wanted him away from Tony.

“I’m not taking orders from you!” Tiberius snarled. He looked atTony, his voice dropping back to honeyed sweetness, ‘Anthony, please. Don’tthrow our life away, what will people say about you?’

Tony was white-faced, blank at the plea. “I don’t care. I don’tcare what they.”

Bucky raised his eyebrows vindicated and gestured to the frontdoor, “You heard the man.”

“You’re an idiot!’ Tiberius snarled as he was pushed through thefront door. “You’re going to end up alone. You’ll be begging me to take youback.”

Bucky slammed the door shut in his face. He stared at the heavywood, breathing out a sigh of relief. He was going to go round Tony’s apartmentand burn every sick reminder of that man.

“I’m sorry.” Tony’s voice was quiet, a barely-there whisper behindhim.

Bucky blinking, turning to find Tony stood in the centre of theroom. His arms wrapped tight around his middle, his chin tilted up, ready totake whatever Bucky unleased upon him. Bucky’s heart ached

“Tony.”

‘I didn’t mean to drag you into that. I didn’t know he was goingto come here. I understand if you want to just leave now.”

Bucky stepped forward. It was easy, so easy to fold Tony into hisarms, to wrap him up and hold him as he shuddered, fractured apart. Buckypressed his mouth against’s Tony’s dark hair, kissing his head softly. “He’s anabsolute jerk by the way.” He said.

Tony laughed, the noise strangled. He peered up, dark eyes slowlyreturning to life. “Everyone seems to love him. I’m pretty sure my father willdisown me when he finds out I broke up him.”

“Well, then your father’s an idiot too. No one should ever speakto you like that.”

Tony winced. He took a step backward, hands nervously runningthrough his hair. “He wasn’t completely wrong. I drink too much and I’m aworkaholic, I forget birthdays and anniversaries. I’m boring – ”

“I have one arm, no career and a mouthy best friend who startsfights everywhere he goes. We all have shit. But he used your insecurities tomanipulate, to make you feel bad. And you are the least boring person I’ve evermet.” Bucky could feel his teeth grinding in remembered anger.

A flicker of a smile appeared on Tony’s face and Bucky pressed on,bringing them closer once again.

“I meant what I said. I want you. I’ve wanted you since that firstnight in the bar. I want a proper relationship.”

Tony gaped, mouth open and eyes huge and disbelieving. Bucky couldsee the want, the hope in his face.

“Tell me you don’t want me too.” Bucky said, “We can carry on withthis, I just needed you to know – .”

“No, I. I do want you,” Tony said like confessional, guilty andquiet. “But… I’m not any good at serious relationships.”

Bucky reached out, a hand fitting into the curve of Tony’s face,drawing him closer. “Me neither, maybe we can learn together.”

Tony kissed him tentatively, wanting.

It was a beginning.

Author’s note: We obviously have the same taste! This was loads of fun to write. The ficlet bloated to 2.5k  though! Hope you enjoyed.

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: save me Ali: this practice is dragging Carly: survive it & i'll help you forget you had to Ali: reckon i've only just come down Ali: but this sesh is making that happen hard and fast 😩 Ali: how's you Carly: aw baby no Carly: say you caught stage fright off me & you gotta leave rn k Carly: i was still up before i got brought down too Ali: dead believable Carly: i kno Ali: can't even blend into the furniture 'cos there is none Ali: so grunge rn Ali: unacceptable tho, who's bringing my baby down Carly: lie on the floor Carly: as protests go itd get the mood across Carly: ronan is Ali: yeah, 'less they think i'm about to go all acdc on 'em Ali: shouldn't have needed to ask but there we are Ali: what's got his knickers in a twist today Carly: wtf does that mean Carly: a load of his cousins are back on site Carly: fun Ali: oh babe Ali: missing out Ali: i'll show you, not at this rehearsal but when i'm actually bringing my rockstar a game Ali: omg is bartley there Carly: k Carly: yea he is Carly: so im not Ali: fun times Ali: i'd rather him over ronan but you do you Carly: if i wanted a bf Carly: but nah Carly: & hes not over it Ali: 😬 Ali: come to grab you Ali: awks Carly: yea Carly: like i kno im good thats why i cant save it all for you boy Carly: wife your own Ali: thought they weren't allowed to wife gorjas anyway Ali: tuttut Ali: you just out here tryna be community spirited Carly: yea im just living like one of you don't get it twisted lads Carly: cant make it clearer than fucking your cousin at your bday party Ali: damn Ali: stone cold boo Carly: told him how it had to be but he didnt wanna hear it Carly: had to show him instead you kno Ali: i get it, did the same but in reverse Ali: its cultural but its a bullshit excuse Ali: don't answer to anyone, so they don't like no, like Carly: yea? Carly: how fun Carly: like i dont answer to anyone either lads Ali: mhmm, you know how weird he got ick Ali: forreal Ali: my ma might say otherwise but shh Carly: mine wouldnt Carly: out here making her proud Ali: pop that on the next postcard Ali: glad you ain't here, lads Carly: ha Carly: wish you were tho you could distract Barty for me Carly: the grass is too wet for creeping Carly: fall on my arse Ali: poor baby Ali: i'd throw myself on that dick bomb for you Ali: lene can't even be mad Ali: loves chivalry Carly: aw Carly: youre too good Carly: i kno i should just go out there like idgaf but looking like this Carly: not gonna do me any favors Ali: like you're so 😍 there's gonna be a riot or you looking how you feeling Carly: wanna say yea to the first 1 but got the weight of last nite on me Ali: fuck this Ali: i'm coming and i'm bringing concealer Carly: might start a riot at rehearsal baby Carly: but idc if you dont Ali: nah, explained Ali: basically a feminist emergency Ali: how could they refuse Ali: don't need to mention we're gonna turn looks and party Carly: ha Carly: [sends selfie] Carly: thats what im working w Carly: emergency it is Ali: nah you still cute Ali: cuter than them, that's a given but i'll bring all my shit Ali: love a makeover moment Carly: youre so sweet Carly: love a happy lie Ali: no lies bitch Carly: ha k bitch Ali: a bitch better believe me Ali: imma make you when i'm through, don't worry Carly: you do have talent Carly: ive seen that Ali: 😉 Ali: tell you it's all natural or take the compliment hmm Carly: nobodys lashes look that good w out help Carly: but when i can see the freckles i kno you not going hard like Carly: so cute Ali: now who's the sweet one, shortcake Ali: 😊 Carly: facts baby Carly: im just saying 'em Ali: touche Ali: well your eye and hair colour combo is killer and we gon flaunt that Carly: its gonna clash w my skin if you keep making me blush boo Ali: nah, save your blushes for me Ali: stone cold fox, remember Ali: they'll never know Carly: dont let your gf kno Carly: dont wanna get grabbed by her either k Ali: 😂 Ali: she'll be gutted but cool with me Carly: love a 3way but Carly: she still scares me Ali: She's a pussycat really Carly: w you Carly: cuz youre cute Ali: so are you Ali: just a #confirmedstraight Ali: she can't be too nice, like, think of her rep Carly: ha Carly: tell her how many girls ive fucked Ali: tempting as it is to spice up the pillowtalk babe Ali: can't deal with the male gaze rant again 🙄 Carly: like you dont kno how to shhh her Ali: 😏 Ali: easy as a lad, like, but don't tell Carly: facts Carly: like i said you have talent baby Ali: backatcha Ali: for a straight girl, like 😘 Carly: ha Carly: yea lads arent no trick Ali: like you said you've fucked loads of girls too Carly: idk tho didnt stick around to tell me how it was Ali: hmm Ali: have to ask for a review next time Carly: fuck no Carly: might as well go to school and flunk that like Ali: awh baby Ali: how you expecting to learn anything 'bout treating a girl right from ronan Carly: idc Carly: as long as the lad is feeling what im doing Carly: & they do Ali: no doubt Carly: too much in bartys case Ali: hard life being a bad bitch Carly: ha you kno Ali: are any of his other cousins cute Ali: get the full set Carly: yea Carly: most are Ali: back again to homewreck hey Carly: couple are old but would Ali: shame i'm 💍 and they probs are too Carly: ha yea Carly: you could end yours w a txt but them nah Ali: you reckon? 😂 Carly: whats she gonna do Carly: show up here Carly: ill be like i dont share bitch Ali: probably Ali: shotgun toting da's don't scare her as much as they should Carly: k ill remember that Carly: hope mine dont show for my own reasons Ali: would probs scare off bart but also all the others Carly: youd think but hed just have a beer w them & b matey matey Carly: reckon hed sell me for a case if he could Carly: ship sailed w my virginity tho Ali: bummer really Ali: who knows what we coulda got outta that deal Ali: giving it away willynilly ugh past me Carly: they might wanna go harder for round 2 Carly: youre more talented now Ali: nice salespitch, babe Ali: i'm impressed, idk if they will be but worth a shot Carly: they would Carly: not that stupid Carly: & youre that cute Ali: like i'll wanna go with them when their chat is gonna be nowhere near as nice 😋 Carly: aw Carly: well you got me Carly: marital bed whenever Ali: but of course 😂 Carly: youre meant to laugh me into bed not out Ali: yeah and you're meant to wanna be there babe so it's chill Carly: k yea true Ali: even with my talents Ali: no turning water into wine, like Ali: sadly Carly: not w that attitude baby Ali: yeah being a debby downer's your only turn-off Ali: my ego thanks you, babe 😉 Carly: i'll work on the rest of you thanking me when you get here Ali: bitch... 😳 Ali: least it gon' be equal when I slay your makeover Carly: ill be grateful you kno Ali: i know