#three more exams left let's gooo

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[binch-i-might-be]

Waltzes in

I AM DONE WITH MY LAST TWO EXAMS PREP LET'S GO GAYS LET'S GOOOO

it's like 11 pm and I am tired but let's gooo I am so excited

gonna but my On Repeat Spotify playlist okay okay

the first song is literally helpless and Eliza is not having a good time in here I-

lmao, the poor American government dealing with THIS? oh nooo

Neither of them had any desire to wake them, even though it was almost ten AM and all three of the kids rarely ever slept past nine.

And then there is me who could sleep for 12-14 hours uninterrupted through an earthquake. 9am? The fuck?

ah yes hello Eliza...this is normal this is fine

Love how Eliza is like a tiny addition to the Washington family

AYY THIS IS THE SNIPPET YOU POSTED!

Young girls couldn’t be careful enough these days.

If this ain't the most accurate shit I have ever read. Need me some steel-capped boots.

I feel bad for Eliza :(

ah yes...inviting your son's ex who he dumped for a man he was in love with in a previous life for coffee...normal behaviour. very normal.

Jack had always called it his ‘dad voice’, but… he wasn’t so sure that was what it was, not anymore. Not after Alex had snapped to attention every single time he’d used it during the past day.

No, he was beginning to suspect it was more of a ‘military commander voice’ than anything else.

NOW WHY DID THIS MAKE ME ACTUALLY STOP AND STARE I AM SAD

This isn't right...they don't deserve this.

George has their coffee preferences memorized...NEED ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE AND THANK YOU

I know nothing about Philip Schuyler is there a particular reason he's struggling so much?

omg yeah...the therapist waiting lists...

People be coming with trauma from 200 years ago I am crying-

“It’s… hard. Getting back to normal will be difficult, but for now, I think it’s enough to hang in there and keep going, right?”

Oh oh, this hit me hard especially after some shit in the past year and ohhh god this.

“You’re right. Maybe we’ll just have to create a new normal.”

Yeah. We'll get there one day. One day.

Oh yeah, the registry and shit. George just be like "So uh I was y'all's first president lmao"

To him, it just sounded like they were fishing for yet another method to prosecute and segregate people.

!!!!! FUCK THE REGISTRY !!!!!! Reminded me too much of how the Cohort had the institute heads register all the downworlders and track them all that shit. (this is from the shadowhunter books)

That power in the wrong hands...fuck I wish they did have a way of proving who is lying and not.

YEAH GEORGE YOU DO YOU LOVE!

Ah yes. They have always been related. Fun right?

JOHN JOHN JOHN LOML JOHN

noo this is breaking me

GOD DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA?? FIND THEM

Being without Alex just left him… empty. Grey. Sunrise wasn’t as beautiful without him by his side, his morning coffee tasted stale on his tongue, his own smile seemed dim to him when he flashed it at himself in the mirror.

oh wow pain wow okay y'know what imma just review literature my heart hurts

OH KID HELLO

Jagger hello!

PROBLEM CHILD AUHISUDHIUIHDVUIHFD

ah yes, major historical moment. noice.

ohhh Jagger is the couple's child who own the cafe.

ANGELICA???? TIS YOU????

LMAO, SHE'S LIKE "fuck the guy" and John's just like "uh..." not knowing the guy is his husband

this is so weird/cool because they are so entangled but they don't know it ahhhhh

aww, he's getting them pastries.

“Pretty homophobic of you to erase my sexuality like that,” he shot back as he set it down.

LMAO I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR

JAGGER AND JOHN CONTENT MY BELOVED

you recognize them because you met them 200 years ago :)

YESS HE REMEMBERS THEM!

He wondered if it would feel this odd when he was finally face to face with Alex–because he would find him, without question–but he couldn’t really imagine it. No, finding Alex would be like coming home for the first time, he was sure of it.

My version of the meeting involves a lot of drama and snow and rain. But yes. You will recognize him. I know you will.

JAGGER IS SOMEONE FROM THE 50S AU?? WHOMST??

OF COURSE! JOHN KNOWS HAMILTON WAS WASHINGTON'S SON SO IT MAKES SENSE FOR THEIR REINCARNATED PERSONAS TO KNOW EACH OTHER TOO AND JUST-

AHHHHH

Eliza just met him and oh my god oh my god I am freaking out

John didn’t know why he even asked. He knew everything there was to know about Washington, but… talking about him was almost comforting, in a sense. The man had been more of a father to him back then than Henry Laurens ever had been, and he could admit to himself that he didn’t only miss Alex.

I...Need me some Washingtons with John content please and thank you I miss them.

“Apparently he’s already decided not to get registered and to let the idiots fight over who gets to kin him,”

So sexy of him.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NEED THE GIRLS TO COME BACK PLEASE LEAD JOHN TO ALEX OH MY GOD

I just finished it now I will lie down and think about it for the rest of the night.

LOVED THIS SO FUCKING MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA! THIS WAS GREAT YOU'RE GREAT GOOD NIGHT

so you sent this almost a month ago now but ANYWAY LET'S GO ADHJHDKJHAKJD

lmao helpless 😭

yeah <3 they're useless, your honour!

ashfskhdhf they were raised by Gwash, do you truly think he let's those kids sleep past nine am 😭

hiii Eliza :)) completely normal!

you can never have enough steel-capped boots!

yeah she's not having the best time :/

there's a reason it's usually Martha who opens the door okay. George is fucking useless he knows nothing about people he WILL invite his son's very recently broken up with ex in to have coffee!! what is George if not a grown up himbo

AHDKAJDHKJ EXCELLENT THAT WAS THE INTENTION

of course he does!!!! this man lives to make his wife coffee and he's too much of a dad to not immediately memorise Eliza's too <3

oh it's just because Schuyler was also a general! I don't know anything about him either I just thought I would be spicy and give all the soldiers mental illness :]

therapist waiting lists our beloathed! yeah imagine you're just a random guy and some dude comes into your therapy session who has trauma from being like. guillotined in the french revolution 😭

yeahhhh haha unintentional covid parallels go brrr :')

fuck the registry <3333

oh! I didn't read those but we stan the cinematic parallels ;)

mhh they have no way of knowing who's lying except for crossreferencing! you know, finding people who would have known this person and asking them. and hoping these people are. not lying. which they could be!

JOHN HAS ARRIVED!!!

they do have social media, unfortunately it's hard to find someone without knowing their last name :')

yeah haha. pain!

hi Jagger :)) favourite problem child <3

you are the second person who thought this is Angelica but it's Peggy 😭

John is like "uh sure I guess", unaware that he will interpret "fuck that guy" in an entirely different manner!

yes thank you that was why I was so excited about that idea! them being so connected without knowing it :)

JAGGER AND JOHN MY FAVOURITE SURROGATE SIBLING DUO

of course he will recognise Alex <33

AHDGJHD JAGGER IS NO ONE SPECIFIC THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE GUY

yeah!! John's family is the exact same now as they used to be back then, so he has good reason to believe Alex is Washington's son again!

wanting Washington & John content is like searching for water in a desert, it's harrowing and depressing! but I think there will be reincarnation au content with Them :)

they really need to come back I am fucking blue balling myself at this point. just come back and give John Alex's number I am begging you (she said, with no intention to make it happen)

THANK YOU THANK YOU ADKHFKJHAD

[a-brainstorming-fangirl]

Firestorm (Young! Remus Lupin x Reader) Part 1

Part 2: The Party

Summary: James and Sirius learn about a rather interesting game that muggles play at parties, and they want to experiment its effects in no other than their best friend Remus, who really likes their fellow witch friend, Y/N. 

Fandom: Harry Potter (Marauders´  Era)

Characters: Remus Lupin

Word Count: 1,675

Warnings: none

A/N: This quarantine is killing me! And also, my HP obsession got back haha

Please let me know if you want me to continue it so I can post Part 2 and a possible Part 3...

Enjoy!

Young Y/N’s eyes got lost into the almost complete sheet of parchment. Only one unanswered question left and then she would be free for the rest of the school year. Her leg started to shake uncontrollably and her breathing began to rush.

“C’mon...” she whispered to herself.

She put down her quill and closed her eyes for a moment, trying to remember the remaining answer. It didn’t last long before she started to get impatient. She excelled at Defense Against the Dark Arts, the professors reminded her a lot of that, and her friends were no exception. Especially her friend Remus...

Just as she thought about his tall friend, she opened her eyes and these began to discretely search for him, trying not to call too much attention. Remus was three roads ahead from her, two parallel to the right. She then concentrated on how focused his friend was. She could only see how his quill moved frantically, answering every single question with ease, his head down and still, blocking his face a little. She instinctively smiled, she liked his hair, it looked so soft.

“10 minutes!”, the professor said, causing everyone to startle, except for Lupin. “10 more minutes!”

Silence conquered the room once again and Y/N’s heart began to beat faster. She told herself to remember but she just couldn’t. She now tried to remember when she studied the subject in question...

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She was at the library, it was a little bit late, almost time to go to bed. There were only a few people left and almost everyone was falling sleep on their books, but not her, and neither her study buddy.

“Have you almost finished? You look rather a little tired Y/N,” Remus asked with a chuckle.

“What? No, I’m just stressed...” she said, suddenly nervous. “I don’t like O.W.L.s”

“Don’t worry, it happens to us all”, he responded with a calming voice and caressed her friend’s shoulder. The young witch smiled at him with a nervous chuckle and patted the hand that rested on her shoulder.

“Thank you for studying with me Remus,” Y/N continued to smile. “Unlike others...” she emphasized the last word before they looked at their remaining friends in front of them.

James Potter was sleeping soundly over a History of Magic book, his shirt was very wrinkled and loosened, while his glasses were at the back of his head, just about to fall. They then looked towards his other friend, Sirius, who was sitting down in a chair with his arms crossed and his head bouncing as he was just about to fall sleep. The last one, Peter, was straight laying down on the floor, snoring softly.

Remus and Y/N then turned to see Lily Evans, who walked past the two wizards before leaving.

“Goodnight guys! Good luck tomo-“ her pace suddenly stopped when she glanced at the others. “Did they study a bit at least?” She then focused on his boyfriend, “Merlin’s beard! Look at James.” She giggled.

Remus quickly took his hand off Y/N’s shoulder, making her return her attention to the book she was reading, “Yes,” he answered with a smile. “Just a bit.” Remus and Lily laughed quietly.

“You guys ready for DADA tomorrow?” Lily asked with a smirk, her eyes still fixated on James and her hands held the books she had before just a little bit tighter to her chest.

“I think so Lily,” Lupin responded again. “I’d say that it will be rather easy, don’t you think so Y/N?” He said and both Lily and himself turned to her.

“Yeah,” she said, a little distracted while still reading her book. This caused Lupin and Lily to chuckle. “At least the practical part will be an easy one.” She finished and returned her gaze to them, suddenly more confident.

Lily said goodbye to her friends again, not before getting close to James. She grabbed his glasses and put them in the table. She then caressed and kissed James’s head before whispering goodnight. He soon started to wake up.

“Lil... Lily,” James mumbled, tired. He then tried to compose himself, without accomplishment, “Damn you, Moony! We should have studied at the tower.”

Remus and Y/N chuckled and began to arrange their stuff to go back to their common room.

“Just for you to sleep on the couch instead of the book,” Lupin laughed and Y/N smiled. James complained silently.

“Come on... Padfoot! Wormtail!” James threw a book at Sirius, waking him up and kicked Peter’s legs. “Wake up, I want to go to sleep.” Peter just snored louder, as Sirius woke, sobbing his head. Y/N chuckled again and moved her head with disapproval as she arranged her books.

“You know,” Remus said once more. “You’re going to do great at your O.W.L.s,” Y/N continued to close and arrange her books but Remus put his hand over hers, making her freeze instantly. Her eyes froze on the page of the book she was currently going to close...

“Because Inferi are creatures of the dark, they dislike light and heat. The most effective spell against them is, therefore, a fire-summoning spell, such as Firestorm.”

“Actually," he whispered, "you’re one of the most talented witches I know.” He continued, shyly, without looking at her.

“Oh, Remus,” hearing his kind words and his warm hand over hers made her blush “you’re also really great, you know?” She finally looked at him, her cheeks a scarlet red.

Their eyes locked, staring deeply into each other. They could feel something special, something that they knew was there all along.

“Moony, Y/N!” Sirius said loudly and began to yawn. “Let’s gooo-ahhh,” he continued to yawn as he stretched.

Both of them immediately snapped out of it and continued to save their books, preparing to go.

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“5 minutes!”, the professor’s voice interrupted her thoughts again, her body startling another time. “5 more minutes!” she repeated.

Just as the professor stopped talking, her friend Remus got up his desk, his parchment, and quill at hand. He walked towards the professor and gave his exam, he was the first one to finish.

“Of course you’re finished,” Y/N cheekily thought to herself.

Remus then walked towards the door, not before passing his friend. His mouth was just a thin line before making eye contact with hers, he then smiled and continued to leave. She quickly grabbed her quill and answered the question left, now that she thought of it, it was rather an easy one. When she finished, she clumsily stood up her desk to deliver her exam, she was anxious to leave. Her pace was quick and nervous, walking towards the big door. When she got out the first thing she saw was Remus waiting for her.

“Inferi are creatures of the dark, they dislike-“ he began.

“light and heat,” she continued, breathing out loudly.

“Therefore, the most effective spell against them is...?” he smiled.

“The Firestorm spell,” she giggled proudly and ran towards him, hugging him.

It was a light hug, nonetheless very affectionate. They stayed like that for a very long moment. She took her time to smell his chest, he smelled of dark chocolate. Her immediate reaction was to chuckle. She could feel Lupin’s cheek resting on her head and her stomach felt a little bit tighter.

“You see?” Remus said. “I knew you could do it.”

They then were interrupted by the sound of the opening door. They quickly separated and saw their redheaded friend, Lily, getting out of the classroom.

“Hey guys!” she said to them, happy as always. “I thought it was going to be easier. Still, it was very simple.” The two wizards nodded nervously at the same time, still a little bit startled.

“Are you two okay?” she asked, confused. “You look like you’ve seen a gho-“ someone interrupted her.

“Moony!” Sirius yelled at his friend, running along the hall with James and Peter, towards their friends.

They were making funny noises, James was making barking and howling noises while Peter laughed and Sirius cheered.

“Shut up!” Lily shushed her friends, “there are still people doing their O.W.L.s”

“Evans,” James smirked and grabbed her by the waist, giving her a quick peck on the cheek. “Hello Y/N!” he raised his eyebrows towards the witch.

“We thought we just saw our big Moony hugging little Y/N,” Sirius teased, making Y/N to instantly blush and his friend to become serious again. “Don’t we, Prongs?”

“Yeah!” James smiled, “Moony never told us about-“

“Oh, leave them alone!” Lily hit James' chest, making him laugh.

“James, tell him about the party,” Peter said anxiously.

“Party?” Y/N said, confused.

“Well, since we’ve just finished our O.W.L.s...” James began. “Padfoot and I thought it would be nice to have fun this evening,” he patted Sirius's shoulder, “show them, Padfoot.”

Sirius proudly opened his robe, showing two bottles of Firewhiskey.

“Merlin’s beard!” Lily smiled. “If someone sees that...”

“No one is going to find out,” Sirius reassured her. “Today, we celebrate,” he said with a proud smile. “Also, we’re going to play a little game.”

“A game?” Remus finally spoke, “what is it now, Sirius?”

“Glad you asked,” Sirius smirked. “But I’m afraid that it’ll have to wait, my dear Moony.” He teased with his eyebrows.

“A muggle game!” Peter let out with a choked laugh, making Sirius hit his arm while shushing him.

“A muggle game?” Y/N snorted, incredulous.

“You’re a git, did you know that?” Remus said with a sided smile.

“C’mon Moony,” James hit Remus with his elbow. “I promise that you’ll have fun.

“Yeah, lots!” Remus said, sassy.

“Y/N will come too,” Sirius surrounded Y/N’s shoulder with his arm, shaking her amicably. “Don’t you, Y/N?” he smiled at the witch.

“Sure!” she giggled, suddenly careless “What can go wrong?” she smiled at Lupin. “Right, guys?”

“Yeah!” James and Sirius replied at the same time, high-fiving one another.

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Why Hanta Sero should be in Ones Justice

Anime spoilers??? And cussing. Please exuse any typos I may have missed. You have been warned

If you follow me you would know that I fucking love hanta sero

He's wonderful and if you don't think so, that's perfectly fine

What I'll be talking about is why he should be in the game and how weird it is that he isn't, and different combat moves and in game moments that the creators could add with his dlc.

Note, I do not have the game myself, but I've seen enough videos to know how it works for the most part. If there's anything I'm missing please fill me in

Let's get started I'm ready to rant

First off, they have characters that we see at most two or three times that for some reason are in this game.

Take example, the meatball man that was in the way of Bakugo, Kirishima, and Kaminari during the licencing exam.

We only see him for two scenes and he's not important at all.

Sure we can argue that sero isn't important to the plot either, but neither is Mina, jirou, tokoyami, mineta, twice, Mr. Compress, ect, but they ended up in the game because they are beloved by the fans and we see them enough to know exactly who they are.

It also baffles me how characters like rappa and that one villan during the kota arc got into the game as well.

They were one time villains that we don't actually know anything about and are just there to stand in the way and not add any plot

Now people might get mad at me,

"But! What if they appear and become important later and we just haven't seen it in the anime???"

Well the game follows the anime.

The story mode follows specifically where the anime is at.

You're also thinking,

"If you don't think one time villains shouldn't be in the game, what about overhaul???"

Overhaul was more of a threat and appears longer than the other mentioned villains.

The characters we follow at the point have to actively look for him.

His actions effect the rest of the story because of eri.

The same reasons go for stain.

He fits into the roster because he is definitely more memorable and leaves a great impact as well.

One more rediculous fucking example of an unnecessary character added to the roster is gang fucking orca.

I could name way more pros that deserve to be in the game but nope. We get a pro hero we honestly don't care for compared to others.

We care more about pros like present mic and midnight, who have appeared many times and left a larger impact on the series.

In conclusion to this section,

It's rediculous that the game has characters most people don't care about and the game doesn't need, so it's confusing why they don't add sero, a character who appears way more often, got 18 on popularity polls TWICE IN A ROW, and adds a little more to the series. Even if it's a one liner or two.

NEXT SECTION WHERE I GEEK OUT ABOUT POTENTIAL MOVES HE CAN HAVE!! LETS GOOO

I'm not sure how to start this section so I'ma just be straight forward:

If you don't know how to make his moves..

Just👏inspire👏from👏Tsuyu👏asui👏👏👏

Let me explain,

The two actually have very similar quirks. They can use their quick to trap others, they both move around in the air at ease, and can throw people or objects.

They can be the same type of fighter

WHEN HE ENTERS A BATTLE-

He walks up, does a little stretch while saying something confident:

"This'll be a walk in the park!!" Something like that

Once the stretch is over he closes his helmet and goes into a fighting stance

MOVES HE CAN DO:

There should be a combo attack where he shoots his tape to the ceiling and pulls himself forward, kicking the opponent then landing, having his tape unstick to the ceiling and go back into his elbows.

This attack could be used as long distance, if you are a good distance from the enemy, and short distance

Normal single button short distance attacks could be him normally punching. His quirk wouldn't be too well for close combat so he can punch and kick as his heart desires

Long distance can be him wrapping the opponent in tape and swinging them to throw them into a wall.

Just like tsu does, like he did with rocks, and just like he tries to do to todoroki during the sports festival

His plus ultra move could go like this:

He straps the opponent in tape then swings them around really freaking fast to the point they are in the air,

He slams them into the ground by grabbing the tape and pulling it down. The person breaks the ground in slow-mo as the hit thing rises up.

I'm not entirely sure if you can dodge your character normally by rolling or something, but sero's dodge move would just be swinging out of the way.

If you swing out of the way and press an attack button, he can kick the opponent from behind then land on his feet

OK SO YOU KNOW THE CUTSCENES WHEN YOU ADD SIDEKICKS AND DO PLUS ULTRA THEY WORK TOGETHER????

OK that for sero would be with Midoriya and Uraraka

But... Mina and Kaminari???"

YES I would love that BUT this would make more sence because they have worked together before for the hero license exam.

The cutscene with Bakugo, Kirishima, and Kaminari HEAVILY recreates the scene during the license exam where they worked together, (with the game changing it up so they can all attack)

The same thing can happen for sero, uraraka, and deku because of how they worked together at the exam.

(I had to rewatch the scene for these specific details. It gave me serotonin ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Ok so I'm gonna do this rp style to make it easy..

"You sure this plan is going to work?"

Sero walks in sight and looks past the camera before uraraka comes into view and nods

"Let's do this" she says with confidence

"Alright fine"

The two run out of view as deku comes into the screen and runs towards the opponent, keeping them destracted by running around them and landing a couple hits, showing the hit count on the side.

Sero comes into view and shouts at deku to carry him

They jump away upwards and the opponent's sight follows them and sees boulders taped together above their head.

Deku jumps on top of the gathered boulders and crushes the opponent and the ground, once again in slow-motion and the hit number going up quickly. Uraraka cheers in the background as this happens.

Basically this but the boulders are taped together and are trying to crush the opponent, not capture them

Ok I'm going to answer my own questions about this:

Why is sero being carried?

Yes it reflects what happens in canon but it can also be helpful with careful thinking.

If sero was standing around while deku would kick the boulders, the opponent would have an opportunity to attack sero. But in order for their plan to work, the opponent would have to be standing right under the boulders.

If he were being carried, the opponent would be more focused on them and stay put.

He also adds to the weight of making the boulders go down and crush the opponent.

CONCLUSION???

Hanta Sero is a very minor character, mainly for background and comic releif, but he might as well end up on the roster of the my hero game.

His abilities would work well in the fighting game and a lot of people like him enough for him to be recognizable.

The game will let characters who have less than two scenes into the game, so they should have a beloved character that has way more moments and is more well known through the series

There are different ways the creators can have fun messing with his quirk and teaching fans new things about him.

The new dub update came with new voicelines, and those can definitely help us learn about his character and just have fun listening to conversations he might have with fellow students.

Omg thank you so much if you read this all the way. I really hope they add him.

THE PETITION :00

https://www.change.org/p/byking-add-hanta-sero-as-dlc-to-my-hero-one-s-justice-2?original_footer_petition_id=21912577&algorithm=promoted&source_location=petition_footer&grid_position=4&pt=AVBldGl0aW9uAEc0TgEAAAAAXq2XfIIo54wyOWIwZTdiYw%3D%3D

Ok I'll stfu now lol

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Hi, yes, hello beautiful! Can you write a fic where MC accidentally sends Ethan her entire fanfic folder by mistake 😂🤣

How To Get Away With Fanfiction

I’m reliving my embarrassment 😭 but it is done and idk wtf happened with this lmao. This is also to make up for earlier kmjhygfd

Only tagging @ao719 @oofchoices @loveellamae @burnsoslow because no one else should have to read this unless they click on the read more and if they do... god bless. And thank you to Maroe for helping me come up with some of these ideas!

It had been a long day at work when Dr. Gertrude-Sue Claws made her way home to do the one thing that relaxed her; writing fanfiction.

She had thought of the perfect idea for Spirit and Rainbow Dash and her fingers flew across the keyboard.

There was something about the multi colors in his mane and tail that drew him to her. He lived by the phrase, “hump ‘em and dump ‘em,” which he planned on doing with Rainbow Dash, but not without consent because horse jail wasn’t fun. He had heard the horror stories from his human friends, Kurns and Bryce.

“Rainbow Dash,” he neighed.

“Spirit…” She neighed back in response, she knew all about his...extracurricular activities. He was the biggest fuck horse out of the herd. Ever since Rain had died from drowning, god bless, he hadn’t been the same. It was also why he paid more attention to Rainbow Dash because she had Rain in the first part of her name.

“Let’s do this,” he smirked with his horse mouth.

“Fine…” She turned her back to him as he reared on his hind legs and mounted her, letting out a series of neighs.

She laughed silently to herself before moving on her Owen Hunt fic and she knew how much she was going to enjoy this one especially.

Owen was walking through the halls when he saw five women stalking towards him like cats, one even had whiskers drawn on her face. “Anitah with the h, get him!” He heard one of them command and watched as she came up to him, kicking him in no man's land. He felt them drag him into an empty exam room.

“MAROE! You got the chainsaw?”

“Nah bruh, Bears and Rams were in charge of that,” she explained.

Anything but Krista, cocked her half shaved eyebrow at Burns and Ella. “Y’all got the chainsaw?”

“No, but I have the cream for the burn I’m about to inflict,” Burns snickered to herself at her own joke, the others joining in before getting back to business.

“Burns, Ella, go scope out the cafeteria for some good food because I can’t kill in good faith on an empty stomach and as me and Ella say, we always get food first,” Anything but Krista said, turning her attention to the two people left, throwing them both a knife. Then proceeded to stab Owen numerous times, but making sure not to hit any major organs yet.

“We need a blender,” Anitah with the h announced.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Anything but Krista and MAROE said at the same time, looking at each other and bursting into laughter at the jinx.

“If that was making a human smoothie, then yes. We’ll show him that no one messes with Derek Christopher Shepherd,” Anitah with the h said smugly, pulling a blender out from behind her back and plugging it into the wall.

“You...you pulled that out of your jacket?” MAROE asked in a surprising tone.

“Y’all don’t keep blenders in yours?” Anitah with the h asked as if that wasn’t common, but it was good to know that she was always prepared.

Suddenly, the walkie talkie came to life, “Team Bears/Rams to Team CA, what y’all want from here? Over and out.”

“Team CA to Team Bears/Rams, we want CookOut. Over and out.” Anything but Krista responded. “It’s about time y’all tried a little piece of heaven,” she looked at Anitah with the h and MAROE.

“That’s a negative ghost rider, the closest CookOut is on the other side of the country. Over and out.”

“Well you better get on your way because you two also need to try a little piece of heaven, we’ll save the good stuff for when you get back. Over and out.” The trio resumed their slice and dice game, taking a short break to play Choices because the latest chapter of The Nanny Affair had just been released and even Owen wasn’t going to keep them away from Sam Dalton.

A couple hours later, Burns and Ella arrived with the food, handing out their respective trays to their respective orderers, they were able to keep the milkshakes from melting by their cold hearts.

“Ahhh gimme my milkshake,” Anything but Krista snatched it from Burns’ hand, earning a slap on her hand from her adoptive mother and a threat of taking away her pony...again.

“Yooo this shake hits different,” Ella exclaimed.

“You could even say that it slaps,” MAROE added making her squeak.

“It’s the one good thing North Carolina has to offer for me,” Anything but Krista chimed in, fist bumping Anitah with the h because the struggle was real. The cows really did outnumber the people, they just hoped that there wouldn’t be a cow revolution because that would be awful except the yeehaw folk would probably survive since they did have a song called “A Country Boy Can Survive.” 

“Burns, we left you the honor of picking the perfect weather for us to dispose of the body which is more like liquid at this point. We need rain, thunder, and lightning to erase all of the evidence. Watching “Forensic Files” has finally come in handy. And Ella, we need you to pretend to be a nurse or something to help us get out of here. I’ll be honest, I haven’t thought that far ahead…” Anything but Krista admitted, but they expected that from her so they already had a plan in place.

“If anyone happens to see Derek Shepherd, I ask that you tell me,” MAROE added.

“Not if I find him first,” Anything but Krista said.

“He’s like fifty four years old…” Burns said being ever the good adoptive mother.

“Then I call Spencer Reid!” Anything but Krista exclaimed.

“I have Lucifer then,” MAROE challenged knowing that would get under her skin. 

“Children, calm yourselves.” Burns shook her head.

“Hey, I’ll be eighteen in like a number amount of months,” Anything but Krista said.

“I’ll be eighteen before you,” MAROE said, sticking out her tongue.

“I’Ll Be EiGhTeEn BeFoRe YoU,” she repeated, placing her hands on her hips and doing that Spongebob meme. After thinking of a better comeback, she grabbed her knife she used on Owen earlier and plunged it into MAROE’s back.

“Et tu, Brute?” MAROE said with shock in her voice before her body crumpled on the ground.

“Yes, bye bitch.”

The other three just stared as the blood drained from her body before turning their attention to Anything but Krista. They were the epitome of 👁👄👁.

“What? She wanted to “due” anyway. And at her funeral we can play “To Be So Lonely” because well she will be lol.”

“Anywaysss, we gonna get food or what?” Ella asked as she covered Owen’s body with a sheet.

“Wings?” Burns suggested and they all agreed. After arriving at the restaurant, they were very shocked to see MAROE sitting at a table waiting for them.

“It’s the trying to kill me for me,” she said upon taking their seats, glaring at Anything But Krista specifically.

“It’s the stealing my fictional husbands for me,” she retaliated.

“It’s the acting like children for me,” Burns' authoritative voice came.

“Sorry,” they both murmured as they looked over the menus to order their food. The rest of their lunch going smoothly, their victims already forgotten about. Don’t mess with hangry chicks who hate Owent Cunt.

“So who’s next?” Anitah with the h asked.

“Ahh you’ve gotten the first taste of blood and now you’re addicted,” Burns observed. She would make for a good profiler for the FBI at Quantico. She would have a cool nickname; Cunt Punter.

“Why not just kill everyone we hate?” Ella questioned.

“That’s a great idea! I say we kill Guy and Vanessa,” Anything but Krista suggested.

“And Landrat!” MAROE added, the whole group agreeing, finishing their lunch before getting to their killing spree.

Gertrude-Sue was laughing at her made up characters and story when she received an email from Ethonk Remy to send him a folder that she had. Goggle Drive was acting stupid so she didn’t realize that she had shared her fanfiction folder with her boss before it was too late. She saw a little giraffe pop up in the right hand corner telling her that he was already viewing what was inside the folder.

“Holy donkey claws,” she cried out loud, smacking her hands against her face.

Meanwhile, Ethonk was going through her folder when he came across a document and his eyes went wide. “What are they doing with the dog?” He said to himself.

Wonder pets, wonder pets

We're on our way

To help a friend and save the day

We're not too big

And we're not too tough

But when we work together, we've got the right stuff

Gooo wonder pets yaaaaay!

The phone

The phone is ringing

The phone

We'll be right there

The phone

The phone is ringing

There's an animal in trouble

There's an animal in trouble

There's an animal in trouble somewhere

“What the hell are Wonder Pets?” He continued inspecting the different documents ranging from murder of one Owen Cunt, horses having sexual intercourse, Wonder Pets stuff, four kids and a dog where they did questionable things with each other, a sponge and a starfish were high on marijuana, a game where Gertrude-Sue had made him and her a family that looked way too realistic for his liking, two bunnies who kept hopping around with one of their little brothers, and multiple documents about Matthew Gray Gubler, Tom Holland, Tom Ellis, Patrick Dempsey, and Harry Styles which were all quite disturbing.

He took out his phone to call her. “Hey uh, Gert, what is this?”

“Oh well you see, the funny thing is that I accidentally sent you the wrong folder so if you could just pretend like this never happened, that would be fantastic. Okay thanks bye. I’m sending you the right one this time.” And she hung up, ready to throw herself off a cliff at her stupidity.

One thing was for sure, she would never make this mistake again.