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The audacity of well established bands to only sell merch for their most recent album. You bastards, you fiends, your peak popularity was in 2007, sell me a tshirt with old album art for the love of god.
#my stuff#every band i like is fucking ALLERGIC to letting me represent their greatest hits#like im sorry starset but Transmissions was a royal flush#im sorry 3DG but OneX was a royal flush and Human's cover art FUCKED#my lords powerwolf please please please let me pay you 1 million dollar for Best of the Blessed tshirt just because it goes hard#breaking benjamin and trivium sell me literally ANY decent merch i SWEAR!!!!!!!!!#HOW is trivium not selling a shirt from the Sin and the Sentence#MISSED opportunity#emo#three days grace#<- tagging the boys specifically bc im fighting for my life to rep anything besides the Explosions album (sucked imo)
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i hate my boss i hate my boss i hate my boss
#shut up about how hard it is for you to pay taxes you own THREE MULTI MILLION DOLLAR HOMES. AND YOU CLAIM THEYRE ALL OWNER OCCUPIED ON#YOUR INSURANCE EVEN THOUGH YOURE RENTING THEM OUT. MAKING LIKE 8K A MONTH OFF EACH YOU SICK FUCK#I SEE YOU DROP 2K ON A NEW PURSE ON A WHIM I SEE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT WANTING TO WORK WITH WOMEN AND PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT CULTURES#YOURE LITERALLY AN IMMIGRANT DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING PERSEPCTIVE. stupid motherfucker#even setting aside politics all you do is scream at people and call them stupid r*yards you’re literally 60 this is embarrassing behavior
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Somebody should really let me direct a NATM spin-off TV show about Ahkmenrah's life before he died. It would toss Night At The Museums family friendly atmosphere out the window with a well lit, symbolism heavy, blood soaked hand, which could only be created by an autistic poet overly enamored by Shakespearean tragedies and practical effects in film but man. it would be glorious.
#have I ever written anything that wouldn't make a parent debate whether or not its okay or let their kid see this? no.#should they let me do it anyway? yes. it would be phenomenal#yes I do like things poetic Shakespearean and potentially alarming to some viewers it would be amazing#man the cinematic shots that could have. fuck.#yes everything I write is violent and usually homoromantic it gives it pizazz#come on Disney just give me like three million dollars I'll work it out#the POTENTIAL for COSTUMES for LIGHTING for PROPS for SETS fuCK#I'm a normal person (lying)#natm#night at the museum#ahkmenrah
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johnigail but the three cheers for sweet revenge cover. is anyone hearing me on this. do you guys see the vision please
#THEYRE THE DEMOLITION LOVERS IMMTELLING YOU!!! i would pay a million dollars to see them drawn as the demolition lovers please bro#johnigail#john marston#abigail roberts#rdr2#rdr#red dead redemption 2#red dead fandom#red dead redemption#demoliton lovers#my chemical romance#mcr#my chem#three cheers for sweet revenge
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i will NEVER not be pissed that most colleges cost about 40k A YEAR on average and that if YOUR PARENTS make over 120k AS A GROSS INCOME you're practically immediately disqualified for need-based aid???? like do you really believe anybody can afford to throw an entire third of their annual income to their kid's schooling, when they probably have several thousands of dollars in loan debt themselves??? in THIS economy??? eggs are fucking $7 a dozen where i am right now but GOD FUCKING FORBID i get any financial aid because "well your upper class" NEWS FLASH 120K IS THE NEW MIDDLE CLASS AND JUST BECAUSE MY PARENTS MAKE OKAY MONEY NOW DOESN'T MEAN FUCK ALL WHEN I CAN REMEMBER ALL THE NIGHTS THEY DIDN'T EAT WHEN I WAS GROWING UP BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAD ENOUGH FOOD TO FEED ME AND MY SISTERS I need to hold everyone involved at gunpoint because i really don't think a single fucking one of them understands "oh but you have money :/" there's literally a reason i work FULL FUCKING TIME while double majoring and it's because my parents can't even send me money for fucking groceries, let alone fork out FORTY FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS GOD DAMN YEAR for a degree that'll be FUCKING WORTHLESS in three years anyway i worked my ASS off and graduated with a 4.7 to get scholarships because i knew that's the only way i'd realistically be able to afford school. and then the fucking fafsa goes "oh but you have money in your savings! you can pay for your own school" bitch i have 4k and it's for my fucking rent!!!! my parents have like $600 in savings do YOU SEE THE ISSUE that's what being forced into credit card debt for 20 years fucking does it puts you in an unescapable hole so even when you're making good money YOU DON'T GET SHIT!!!!!! NOT TO MENTION THE ABYSMAL CREDIT SCORES MY PARENTS HAVE SO GOOD FUCKING LUCK TRYING TO GET LOANS FOR ME!!! COSIGNER? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HER IM GOING TO KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!
#sponsored by me working on transfer applications and the fafsa telling me to go fuck myself ✨✨#i need to strangle ever single fucking person in charge of uni pricing#give me ONE fucking reason your school costs 40k a year when you have thousands of undergrads#'non-profit' my FUCKING ASS lets do the math.#i currently go to a small school so 4500 undergrads (rounded down)#tuition ALONE is 43k. not to mention housing and food#but i'll be generous#so 4500 x 43000 = 193.500.000....which is ONE HUNDRED AND NINTY THREE AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS??????#there's 315 full time faculty and 240 part time#i've talked to professors and the MOST tenured ones here make about 130k a year#so JUST FOR A MOMENT LETS ASSUME EACH FACULTY MAKES 130K.... (240+315)(130000) = 72.150.000#OKAY SO 193M - 73M = 120 MILLION LEFT OVER AND I KNOW GOD DAMN WELL THAT NOT ALL OF THAT GETS PUT BACK INTO THE SCHOOL#THE DECREPIT FALLING APART DORMS AND CLASSROOMS??? THERE ARE FUCKING RATS IN THE ONE BUILDING LIKE HUH?????#NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU ONLY PROVIDE HOUSING FOR 2 YEARS AND ARE LOCATED IN THE SECOND MOST EXPENSIVE CITY FOR RENTERS IN THE US...........#'we're non-profit :)' MOTHERFUCKERS WHERE IS THAT 120 MILLION DOLLARS FUCKING GOING THEN. EAT MY DICK
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thinking about this post i saw the other week where this person was saying how badly they wanted to be able to buy a nice mug without thinking twice about it. and all the comments were saying how they could just buy a cheaper mug. and they were like jesus fucking christ ITS NOT ABOUT THE MUG. because yeah
#i’m so fucking. Exhausted#having to so carefully budget every single dollar#and feeling like a failure if i want to get like. some fancy cookies or something#or a nice blanket#and i am paying back my debt but also taking on more every year#and i personally don’t even feel that bad about it. like as long as i can afford the monthly payments idc#but then i see like three million tiktok/youtube videos shaming people who have less debt than i do#and im like. well ok.#like i am Trying idk what else to say😭#but i don’t want to try this hard like i’m not strong enough#i don’t have the work ethic or desire to scrape every penny into my savings like.#i just want to be able to buy fun things and see my friends#not even like. anything crazy expensive😭#i want to go out to a bar for karaoke without feeling guilty about the drink prices#it’s just. sooooo fucking frustrating and i’m worried it won’t ever end#sorry for the rant i am just spiraling a little bit😭#i’ll probably delete later#like i am Fine and actually doing really well rn#but i am so sick of not being able to afford to eat#and even when i start getting paid i still have to be so so so careful with my money#which i am. historically not good at doing#UGH#sorry😭#will delete#personal
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DANG. Absolutely cold-blooded.
#I’d expect a zinger like that outta reggie any day but dilton?#did not see that coming in a million years#he’s choosing an insult OVER answering a question in class correctly?#what did archie DO to motivate this??#archie comics#dilton doiley#archie andrews#mr. flutesnoot#really though you can’t answer the original question without knowing exactly how many gallons archie’s horrible car can hold#my real question is where dilton got 8.342 from#I was expecting it to equal some natural number like 1 or 2 but when I did the calculations it equaled 2.2072932 gallons#I double checked my work with the internet and recieved 2.2037233 gallons instead#I’m almost certain this is a result of mr. flutesnoot rounding his provided number of gallons by several decimal places#so that I calculated the conversion with one liter equaling 0.264 gallons rather than 0.264172 gallons#of course when I checked it again with my own calculator I got 2.203722824 which is closer to but not quite 2.2037233#because even if you rounded it so that a three would follow the two you’re still left with ‘230’ rather than ‘233’ at that one part#so the more accurate values I found must still be rounded by some amount to cause the discrepancy#at ANY rate: unless I have missed something in my calulations the number 8.342 has no particular significance#this isn’t lightning-fast mental math. dilton just made that number up on the spot#and the specificity only exists to make him sound smarter#(and it kinda worked because I did initially assume there was some meaning behind the number)#the joke might have landed better if he’d have said ‘3.785 liters’ (exactly 1 gallon)#UNLESS the gas prices at the time happened to work out so that 2.2037233 gallons equaled exactly one dollar or someth—
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everyday at work i hear something that makes me want to strangle rich people even more
#client wanted to put a swimming pool directly in front of their bedroom to stop. snakes. from getting in. apparently#they’re an older couple and have no intention of swimming in the pool#it’s just to stop. the snakes#also the house is for the two of them and it has three bedrooms. and all the spaces are massively oversized.#they also own the house next door and almost certainly many more#since they just put in an application for a 90 million dollar development somewhere else#hooooo. i like my coworkers and like the technical aspects of my job but im like. losing it#also that time a client yelled at me bc her tiles came late from italy like wtf#am i the tile manufacturer ??? am i the australian border force ???? am i the shipping boat ????????#anyway im going insane. anyone wanna pay me to draw whatever characters i want forever#why don’t i have any interests in industries that are not notorious for horrible work hours …..
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8 years ago today the photos of Harry and Kendall on the yacht came out.
RIP winter girlfriends!
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#it's always sunny in philadelphia#i've only watched the first two or three seasons and i have so many questions#when did he get so ripped#what is happening#why is this beautiful scene happening in THAT show#are they in prison#wat#also you couldnt pay me a million dollars to dance on a wet floor lmao#shit is that where that gif of danny devito is from im dead
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For the last half year, I've watched @pinkcupboardwitch periodically wax rhapsodic here on the delights of chai tea. Having finally taken the plunge I can report apparently I shall be learning the intricacies of brewing chai because I'm thoroughly hooked. I had a chai latte, rather than the straight tea, but some cursory googling informs me milk is the best complement to the flavors, so fortune smiled in that regard.
Two things surprised me most: what a full sensory experience it was, and just. how well flavors my very American self wouldn't put together naturally gel. The spice aroma almost scared me off: it was strong and I'm not used to teasing out cinnamon and cardamom etc. When my nose smells "strong" I instinctively default to pepper and oh, hell it's going to be _hot rather than flavorful. But once I took that first tiny sip--think kid inching their toe into water and you'll have a good idea--and the flavor burst, not exactly sweet but bright and rich across my tongue, I started prolonging the experience. Inhaling the spice became aslow prelude, sweetening the anticipation of the flavors bursting across my pallet again.
I like wine, but I'll be honest. About all I can smell when I try to "discern its bouquet" is sharp and acid, to the point I have to work actively not to inhale because I know I'll enjoy the flavor once it's on my tongue if the aroma doesn't put me off entirely first. But this was strong, bracing and made me want to go sniff cardamom and ginger etc. to se if I can untangle the individual notes.
And erm. ginger is actually quite good in certain combinations, apparently? My (again very American. very southern.) take on ginger was too sharp, too _bitter in all the dishes I'd had it in except gingerbread but well. we Southern folks put so much sugar in gingerbread, I figured it could cover up *anything*. I couldn't imagine how vanilla would clash with what I expected to be a bitter ginger note. So I was delighted to learn that ginger, in small quantities, actually seems to contribute to the brighter notes, cutting through some of the sweet richness of the milk and (maybe) cardamom and vanilla along with the cinnamon.
When I've had coffee, I'm the kind of person who has to spice it up: yeah, I'm drinking coffee, I'll say as I drink something decadent with peppermint and white chocolate and a coffee base--it's less about the coffee than the frills, downplaying coffee's strength rather than complementing it. (My subsequent google made me cackle, because apparently a lot of coffee people actually really love black tea, and I couldn't find them more different. Mom was a coffee person, so I tried a fair bit of it and without an infusion of something, it was always so _bitter to me. But the dregs of the cup--which I figure come closest to the original tea flavor just tasted a little nutty, but so _fresh. Just such a different flavor profile, at least for me.)
#trying very hard to be more adventurous this year. and am doubly proud of myself for this one because I grew up the kind of poor where#a five dollar drink was “rich people luxuries”. it doesn't matter that I'm now secure enough a whimsical cup of tea purchase isn't#going to make me short on anything the rest of the week. when you get the habit that daring to try anything could be a waste of money you#wish you had back in three days. it's hard as hell to shake: one of the million and one ways#poverty#flat out stifles the adventure and curiosity that makes life fun--Dad bless him has spent the last four years#assuring me I don't have to be frugal every second of every day at least here in the short-term and it is slowly. painfully sinking in#but 'retraining your brain takes work' is the cliched advice I find truest#mental health stuff
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Did the TV series Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency really not get the third season it was supposed to get and the author of the books died before he could finish the third book is that for real because that’s just too much
#something about the threes.....#I’m not gonna rave about a third season I know it’s too late and I don’t have a million billion dollars to fund it#dghda#dirk gentlys holistic detective agency
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I’m actually winning a political discussion with my dad this has never happened
#I can’t touch on trump because if I’m seen as ‘not a republcian’ my parents will be sus#but that has nothing to do with my hatred for Elon musk#and my family already know I despise that man since he bought Twitter and released unsafe cars for a million dollars#he’s contradicted himself three times already#delete later
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Yes youtube I am very interested in Balkan history and culture no youtube I am not interested in putting myself through a living ironically in europe video under any circumstances
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aw, so sweet. hashtag solidarity! hey quick question how much money do literally any and all of these top showrunners make from their streaming contracts
#yeah distributors could probably stand to give a little leeway to junior staffers#you know what would help?#if they didn’t have to shell out three hundred fucking million dollars every few years for ryan murphy to make two good shows#anyways. love when i get off the phone w my mom and am immediately so crushed by the weight of humanity’s greed#c.txt#wga strike
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the official record of the beauty contest held on the belgica
#i can not name my favourite part from this#roald king of the kyodbulla#just ranking their feet but only having one winner for it#arctowski being assigned three women with the note one not sufficient#wandering willies#i would pay a million dollars to see the women selected for each of them#frederick cook#roald amundsen#belgica expedition#through the first antarctic night
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