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The audacity of well established bands to only sell merch for their most recent album. You bastards, you fiends, your peak popularity was in 2007, sell me a tshirt with old album art for the love of god.
#my stuff#every band i like is fucking ALLERGIC to letting me represent their greatest hits#like im sorry starset but Transmissions was a royal flush#im sorry 3DG but OneX was a royal flush and Human's cover art FUCKED#my lords powerwolf please please please let me pay you 1 million dollar for Best of the Blessed tshirt just because it goes hard#breaking benjamin and trivium sell me literally ANY decent merch i SWEAR!!!!!!!!!#HOW is trivium not selling a shirt from the Sin and the Sentence#MISSED opportunity#emo#three days grace#<- tagging the boys specifically bc im fighting for my life to rep anything besides the Explosions album (sucked imo)
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i hate my boss i hate my boss i hate my boss
#shut up about how hard it is for you to pay taxes you own THREE MULTI MILLION DOLLAR HOMES. AND YOU CLAIM THEYRE ALL OWNER OCCUPIED ON#YOUR INSURANCE EVEN THOUGH YOURE RENTING THEM OUT. MAKING LIKE 8K A MONTH OFF EACH YOU SICK FUCK#I SEE YOU DROP 2K ON A NEW PURSE ON A WHIM I SEE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT WANTING TO WORK WITH WOMEN AND PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT CULTURES#YOURE LITERALLY AN IMMIGRANT DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING PERSEPCTIVE. stupid motherfucker#even setting aside politics all you do is scream at people and call them stupid r*yards you’re literally 60 this is embarrassing behavior
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Somebody should really let me direct a NATM spin-off TV show about Ahkmenrah's life before he died. It would toss Night At The Museums family friendly atmosphere out the window with a well lit, symbolism heavy, blood soaked hand, which could only be created by an autistic poet overly enamored by Shakespearean tragedies and practical effects in film but man. it would be glorious.
#have I ever written anything that wouldn't make a parent debate whether or not its okay or let their kid see this? no.#should they let me do it anyway? yes. it would be phenomenal#yes I do like things poetic Shakespearean and potentially alarming to some viewers it would be amazing#man the cinematic shots that could have. fuck.#yes everything I write is violent and usually homoromantic it gives it pizazz#come on Disney just give me like three million dollars I'll work it out#the POTENTIAL for COSTUMES for LIGHTING for PROPS for SETS fuCK#I'm a normal person (lying)#natm#night at the museum#ahkmenrah
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johnigail but the three cheers for sweet revenge cover. is anyone hearing me on this. do you guys see the vision please

#THEYRE THE DEMOLITION LOVERS IMMTELLING YOU!!! i would pay a million dollars to see them drawn as the demolition lovers please bro#johnigail#john marston#abigail roberts#rdr2#rdr#red dead redemption 2#red dead fandom#red dead redemption#demoliton lovers#my chemical romance#mcr#my chem#three cheers for sweet revenge
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Imagine the contribution the memory scanner had to Alzheimer's and Dementia research. 😭
#meet the robinsons#cornelius robinson#random thoughts with kat#and he invented it it at TWELVE???#also did y'all know that the cash prize for a Nobel prize is like three million dollars???#kid was rolling before he was a teenager
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DANG. Absolutely cold-blooded.
#I’d expect a zinger like that outta reggie any day but dilton?#did not see that coming in a million years#he’s choosing an insult OVER answering a question in class correctly?#what did archie DO to motivate this??#archie comics#dilton doiley#archie andrews#mr. flutesnoot#really though you can’t answer the original question without knowing exactly how many gallons archie’s horrible car can hold#my real question is where dilton got 8.342 from#I was expecting it to equal some natural number like 1 or 2 but when I did the calculations it equaled 2.2072932 gallons#I double checked my work with the internet and recieved 2.2037233 gallons instead#I’m almost certain this is a result of mr. flutesnoot rounding his provided number of gallons by several decimal places#so that I calculated the conversion with one liter equaling 0.264 gallons rather than 0.264172 gallons#of course when I checked it again with my own calculator I got 2.203722824 which is closer to but not quite 2.2037233#because even if you rounded it so that a three would follow the two you’re still left with ‘230’ rather than ‘233’ at that one part#so the more accurate values I found must still be rounded by some amount to cause the discrepancy#at ANY rate: unless I have missed something in my calulations the number 8.342 has no particular significance#this isn’t lightning-fast mental math. dilton just made that number up on the spot#and the specificity only exists to make him sound smarter#(and it kinda worked because I did initially assume there was some meaning behind the number)#the joke might have landed better if he’d have said ‘3.785 liters’ (exactly 1 gallon)#UNLESS the gas prices at the time happened to work out so that 2.2037233 gallons equaled exactly one dollar or someth—
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everyday at work i hear something that makes me want to strangle rich people even more
#client wanted to put a swimming pool directly in front of their bedroom to stop. snakes. from getting in. apparently#they’re an older couple and have no intention of swimming in the pool#it’s just to stop. the snakes#also the house is for the two of them and it has three bedrooms. and all the spaces are massively oversized.#they also own the house next door and almost certainly many more#since they just put in an application for a 90 million dollar development somewhere else#hooooo. i like my coworkers and like the technical aspects of my job but im like. losing it#also that time a client yelled at me bc her tiles came late from italy like wtf#am i the tile manufacturer ??? am i the australian border force ???? am i the shipping boat ????????#anyway im going insane. anyone wanna pay me to draw whatever characters i want forever#why don’t i have any interests in industries that are not notorious for horrible work hours …..
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My number one luxury item that I desire (I’ve ALWAYS wanted one since the very first time I saw one but rn it’s wormed it’s way to the top of my luxury list)
A pinball machine.
#it wouldn’t fit ANYWHERE in my apartment#there isn’t enough square footage in the correct dimensions#but it’s my oh so favorite game#I gotta say it seems I’m fairly good at it although it never really felt like it#but one time I was at a bar with arcade games and I of course only wanted the pinball (and street fighter)#but my buddy had just played the same machine and when I finally lost he was like#hey what was your score#and I was like ‘just theee million. I’m off it tonight’#and I had always just assumed those millions were over inflated as is known to happen with modern machines#but then he was like ‘three MILLION? I got a little less than 100k and thought I was doing good’#i definitely have scored 10 mil at that same exact machine#one time as a teenager me and my friends went to a HUGE arcade three hours away#and buddy I discovered the pinball ROOM#there were at least 50 machines#all a penny each instead of 2-5 dollars on all the other ones#and I quite literally ditched my entire friend group to spend all 8 hours playing every pinball machine in the
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8 years ago today the photos of Harry and Kendall on the yacht came out.
RIP winter girlfriends!
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#it's always sunny in philadelphia#i've only watched the first two or three seasons and i have so many questions#when did he get so ripped#what is happening#why is this beautiful scene happening in THAT show#are they in prison#wat#also you couldnt pay me a million dollars to dance on a wet floor lmao#shit is that where that gif of danny devito is from im dead
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For the last half year, I've watched @pinkcupboardwitch periodically wax rhapsodic here on the delights of chai tea. Having finally taken the plunge I can report apparently I shall be learning the intricacies of brewing chai because I'm thoroughly hooked. I had a chai latte, rather than the straight tea, but some cursory googling informs me milk is the best complement to the flavors, so fortune smiled in that regard.
Two things surprised me most: what a full sensory experience it was, and just. how well flavors my very American self wouldn't put together naturally gel. The spice aroma almost scared me off: it was strong and I'm not used to teasing out cinnamon and cardamom etc. When my nose smells "strong" I instinctively default to pepper and oh, hell it's going to be _hot rather than flavorful. But once I took that first tiny sip--think kid inching their toe into water and you'll have a good idea--and the flavor burst, not exactly sweet but bright and rich across my tongue, I started prolonging the experience. Inhaling the spice became aslow prelude, sweetening the anticipation of the flavors bursting across my pallet again.
I like wine, but I'll be honest. About all I can smell when I try to "discern its bouquet" is sharp and acid, to the point I have to work actively not to inhale because I know I'll enjoy the flavor once it's on my tongue if the aroma doesn't put me off entirely first. But this was strong, bracing and made me want to go sniff cardamom and ginger etc. to se if I can untangle the individual notes.
And erm. ginger is actually quite good in certain combinations, apparently? My (again very American. very southern.) take on ginger was too sharp, too _bitter in all the dishes I'd had it in except gingerbread but well. we Southern folks put so much sugar in gingerbread, I figured it could cover up *anything*. I couldn't imagine how vanilla would clash with what I expected to be a bitter ginger note. So I was delighted to learn that ginger, in small quantities, actually seems to contribute to the brighter notes, cutting through some of the sweet richness of the milk and (maybe) cardamom and vanilla along with the cinnamon.
When I've had coffee, I'm the kind of person who has to spice it up: yeah, I'm drinking coffee, I'll say as I drink something decadent with peppermint and white chocolate and a coffee base--it's less about the coffee than the frills, downplaying coffee's strength rather than complementing it. (My subsequent google made me cackle, because apparently a lot of coffee people actually really love black tea, and I couldn't find them more different. Mom was a coffee person, so I tried a fair bit of it and without an infusion of something, it was always so _bitter to me. But the dregs of the cup--which I figure come closest to the original tea flavor just tasted a little nutty, but so _fresh. Just such a different flavor profile, at least for me.)
#trying very hard to be more adventurous this year. and am doubly proud of myself for this one because I grew up the kind of poor where#a five dollar drink was “rich people luxuries”. it doesn't matter that I'm now secure enough a whimsical cup of tea purchase isn't#going to make me short on anything the rest of the week. when you get the habit that daring to try anything could be a waste of money you#wish you had back in three days. it's hard as hell to shake: one of the million and one ways#poverty#flat out stifles the adventure and curiosity that makes life fun--Dad bless him has spent the last four years#assuring me I don't have to be frugal every second of every day at least here in the short-term and it is slowly. painfully sinking in#but 'retraining your brain takes work' is the cliched advice I find truest#mental health stuff
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ok. right. having something to eat, ignoring the fact that I am spiralling a tiny little bit, this hour on a tuesday night in late february is a perfectly valid time to completely overhaul my life and plan to take a step into the great unknown. how do I do that
#genuinely how do I do that. where do I start?#how do you run away from home when you're twenty-three and maybe want to take furniture with you#this is why I should've done this five years ago because then I didn't have so much stuff. it's a lot easier to uproot yourself#if you don't have worldly possessions. unfortunately it's not five years ago and I have attachments and I've already had to basically#start from scratch so there's a whole kettle of fish in terms of that.#I guess first thing to think about is money. where am I going to get it. that determines where I go. that determines timelines.#if a million dollars could fall out of the sky it'd solve all my problems but cause a million more
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I’ve been looking at chinoiserie and chinese furniture for like two months now on marketplace and it is BAFFLING how many people have no idea how valuable their pieces are
#there are two kinds of people. the ones that ask for five million dollars#and the ones that are selling one of a kind furniture that is several centuries old#in PERFECT condition#for twenty whole dollars#my roommate has informed that I am not allowed to buy any more furniture for the living room#because ‘we dont have space’#otherwise I would be buying. so so much of it#if I sell this desk soon I can have space for like at least three pieces…#that is the devil talking tho#my bank account? empty
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#The Strange Monster of Strawberry Cove#Lefty the dingaling lynx#the barefoot executive#Scandalous John#the million dollar duck#bedknobs and broomsticks#three without fear#The boy from dead mans bayou#Charlie Crawfoot and the Coati Mundi#The Barefoot Executive#Disney#Poll#Movies
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I’m actually winning a political discussion with my dad this has never happened
#I can’t touch on trump because if I’m seen as ‘not a republcian’ my parents will be sus#but that has nothing to do with my hatred for Elon musk#and my family already know I despise that man since he bought Twitter and released unsafe cars for a million dollars#he’s contradicted himself three times already#delete later
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