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irenespring · 2 months

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Why must the chronic chest pain be especially chronic and painful on my big Hilson fic writing day. I need to write the chapter but instead I must sit and try to focus on something other than "ouch."

There are two possible causes of the pain, acid reflux or anxiety. So I hereby declare the reflux is antisemitic because I'm Jewish and it is inconveniencing me, and the anxiety is homophobic because I'm a lesbian and it's inconveniencing me.

Either way, I am inconvenienced.

#hatecrimes md #house md #hilson #fanfiction #fanfic writing #though who are we kidding the GI issues are not antisemitic because they are Jewish #I fully didn't realize I had any issues for years #Because you ask any of my Jewish relatives “you know the post-food pain?” and they'll be like “oh yeahhh the post food pain... it sucks"#So I thought that everyone had pain after eating for drinking and it was a normal human thing #Until I asked my therapist “hey you know the pain you get after eating? it sucked this week”#And she was like “what”#And it turns out that is Not Normal #My mom who was not raised Jewish is convinced my grandmother had some form of gluten intolerance #But just muscled through it because she'd rather eat challah and bagels and Suffer

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